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his aci Net Content IS Fluid DrMhn3 CASTDRIA i rniinr.-n I'lilt OENf AU.AM.iiikftMi.vatioiif'orAl TlicrctrIVomoUnijni4c5ofl UwcrfulncsjandfoJltoUto neither ()pinm,MorpMne nor MlncroJ, Niit-Nahooi.c, Mm W i I t..r..llnmr!vft?r ConMlpnlloiinwintarrWM. OimlTri....w--;- nairtUntlhgrvfrojp.lnfawy Fac Simile Siinatort,01 CASTORIA For Infanta and OhllJrcn. Mothers Know That Genuine (Astoria Always Bears tho Signature. of A -1 ------ c fl ' "Who's Who" Whilo tho President Is Abroad? i b.u m Exact Copy of Wrapper. In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA Fall Run of Distemper MAY liH WIIOLI.Y AVOIUUI) HV t'HINO "QPflllN'li" outlay ' money litlnti very sreat tjruill J riill. II It iirr cur mil pre'inllle If t.ni ii.a If tl per illwllna Simple, aafe ant Hire. "Ilie larsa alia la mlr. Ilia iiuantli, anil itn mince mure than Ilie pmall alii-, (let .,ur ti..iii. In te.l f.itiilltlm for tale rill JD1 win.tr. All oruf ki.i. l.ioii.a. ..otn. m manillai'lureta. Spohn Medical Co. Goshon, Ind, U. S. A. One Thing Overlooked. The (iciuimi In niilhlnii If lint IhiirniiKh. A Herman ami u Su Is wcln dlmtissliig I'llli'li'iH'j . I'lii' Hls Mild: "This In my Idea r liUdeney," mid liroiliiiiil ii picture. Il represented tin exceedingly Mulll Wllllinil engaged In rncklliK llii' rriulli' with nne font iilitl opcrnllng n f it mil ii u device to keep 1 1 1 baby cnol with the other fiint; sin- was rending n I" ml; lii'hl In ii ruck whllo she litilllril, mill lit llii' sumo time sang u lulliiliy. Tim (Iitiiiiiii pinked nt Hie picture nnil snorted 1 Ji In In "Oootl llCIIVCIIS, lllllll," Sllld Mil' Hwiss In astonishment, "what else in mrlh cniilil Mn' ilni" "Vl'll, (die W'lullS lllll,lll Cllliplo Of Iiuiiilii'il iiiiiiiiiIn," sold Ilie (Ii'riiuili. "Sli's cnuh tn enmproedng cheese by lilting mi II. I'liulilli'l hIii''" Nothing More. "What have m- there, n poem?" "tin. Unit Ii merely ii I'i'iiiriii'il ilnnnserlpt."- -Lniilmllli' I'niirli'i'-.lnur-ml. Leeches. "rulitlKlicrx nnil I'llltnri lilrcil Hip iniir iiiillinr tn Ooiilli. They luivc mi iniTry." Tin' oiii'iikt'r wiih Nm illxt Aninlil lli'iuii'lt, wlm wi'iit mi : '"I'hi'xn iirnllli'oi'M urn llki' llu' lin iri'iirlii ulni iiiImtIIni'iI fur n limn In iln a -10-ilnj-f." fiiNt. "'I'll llkn In iiiiilorliikn Hint fiint fur ynu,' ii nhnliliy chiip hiiIiI tn Ihu lin Itrnfiirln. 'Wllnl h llii' MhiryV "Thy linpri'dirlii piu n Ncnrnfiil IiiiibIi. "'Oh,' hn milil, 'un cmi'l uffiinl In my ynu miy Niilnry fnr it Jnh nf I IiIh klinl. Wn will, lmwi'Vi'i', Htmiil fnr ynur ki'i'i.'" Territorial Adjudication. Tim roliiln llli W'n hnin I hi' iciipi uilfi'rflii'i) will ili'Phln whi'thiT till tirin ImlniiKN in im nr 1 1 i'iiiwiirini. Wlult chlhlrtii iii'i'il In iiiiiii' i in U I x mil fnwiT rrlllw. Cutlcura for Sore Hand. Rnnk linmln on rrtlrltiK In tho hut kihIi nf Ciltlciirn Rnnp, dry nnil ruh In Cil- neurit Olntriipnt. Ili'innrn niirplui (ilntini'iit with Hurt tlHsiio pniiT. I'm frcn miinpli-R nililri'fw, "Pittli'iini, Icpt, X, Itnaion." At ilrucRlxta nnil liy mail. Houp .'ri, Ulntnipnt Ha and no. Aqt. The Idea. "I'np, why do nmm'i'xniiii'ii iimlo pnlrH'" "1 uiii'kh, Kim, tliiy iniiku pulm In j-i't wiiiiii phiins. Simp fimli'iii'm cliniihl iiluuyx ho Hiinppi'il tnKi'thi'i' nn n ph'ru nt thin cnrilliniiril. - Simin thi'iirli'M nrn like minpnwili't niiHt useful wht'ii i'.vphih'i. wtii'ii fimio pi-rfnn riiteh nn to a I Jnkn lliny never let un. Acid-Stomach Makes Millions Suffer Imllccntlon ilynpepnln pour ntnm-aclu-hlnntciI.eiiuyMiiiiiai'lii. hihhv, mlnnhln-lepim atoiiiiiclni thi'fo ore AclJ-fitoinutli". Wlmt n lot nl inldpry they eaiiM 1I0W Aclil-Kldlimcli, lth Iw ,1 , iillcr-iliiy (iilltriiiji, ilwn take the j nl III ipel iMtll. tint tttlli Imw the nchl onto thrciiah nut nl 1111 .Nut nn v tint Rs . . --- -- ( . Ciuinpen niwnya uniiotminiiif i hMltli. Ilimk ul what add ! i f io nliainel, rauilin: them to ilwn1 U H njiy womlcr, thru, that Arli Hwnntui MM the af -mUi of the rtrwiMtt iKidlra ami rK.i Uu' htaltli of h many t(iplt Volt M Clll STOMAi ll vlcUma emywliot lwy mhug. They can't tflll exactly what la llu- matter, all thuylay I. "I il.m l frel well"-"I'm all In; tirnl, alckU " If lhy nn!v knew it, nine timm out of ten It ia Arid-SUmiitrh tlmt is alltui them. It aurelv innki'H oii.hI ciiBculi.ti dllll Cilll, emiMS IihhI to luur ami fer tient In the iK.viela, weakens tho Wood aim tills the avtlem nh nnl. Dpna. It prevent one from RFtllnif Uu full atrengUi out ol their food. Tiik,' 1'. VTONIC ami jet ml ol your Ai ul-Siiiiiuuh Tin" vinnderlul linid crn ruinedy aetuai'- take the enceai Hi' kI out ol the "tnmarli. It ipni'kly nnd poattlvplv rellevea bloat, heart liurn Ih'Ii tmi(, (,.,,11 lepeaitng, Kiur, f-v lolllllll ami I he pain of hull k" Hon Mukea Die Momnrli roul mi, I i'1'iiilnrtfthlo keepH It awect ami ir,,n((. lltmlahea nil tomauli Iron bli an completely tlmt yon forget 5 mi have a ftomnch. Von eau eat wnat yon like ami uicett your fuoit Vo ill oomfott, without fear nl ilUiiMtlnir nlter-elfecU. KATtiKIC helps you Uri iuii mrnEiii inn in every mnuillllll you eut anil that Is wlmt jou mint n get full (Itengtli nutnl every mnuthlill invu to he we I and itrniiu-full rtreur-tli from vonr Inml. Uef a big Unit ol KATONIP from vmir UruggUt TODAY. Wn autliorlre li t in to guarantee BATON 10 to hIimko If It falls In nnv wnv. take It back; lie wilt refund your money. 11 Villi. uacxi lie win reinuil ynur monev. yonrdrURgi't does not keep KATttNIU, write to ua and we will lend you a big fk0 box. You can sen J tn tho tVkj alter ynurecclvelt. Aihlrees II. 1.. Kramer, E ATONIC rTOR YOUR AClD-STOMAClO l'ri-slilent, Katnnlc Itemrdy Comiiany. South Wabash. Chicago, 111, T O D A Y WASHINGTON." 'Who'll aIiii ne to tho pronldenry whllo Mr. Wilson la nt tho poneo 1'niif err nee!" la n ipieitlon that la atlrrlni: tip uiitcli Intcreat. Opinions illffer widely, (lenrco W. Wlekernlmm, former attorney ceiiornl. auya (ho ('niiatltiitlon mukea It limn- ilntory upon Vice t'roMih'iit Mnrshnll to iiamimn the nllloe nf pnwhleiit. ill .Mr. WIlKim'a iihi'iieo cnnmliuli" "in ability to illKi'liniKi' the iiiiiii'" of mild nlllco." Vlco I'renlili'iit .MnrKlinll iiilcht volunlnrlly ii'.niine the prenhleuey and test IiIh rlijht to Ihu nlllre by xlimlnK a hilt; n joint retmlutluit nt voucrcK't inlchl bo adopted to Ket the vlen prcsb dent In motion ; u court hnvliiK Jurlx illctlon mlKlit iniiniliiimiH the vlen president tn iiksiiimi Ihu ilutlex, Iteprenenlnllvn Itndenhiiri: nf llllnnla liilrmlureil u reKolutlmi tlt'rbirlni' Hint tho prenldenl'H nlmeiien coimlltulea Innblllly mid illrectlim the vice prenl dent tn exerclsn the funellnti nf chief execilllvi'. Kemilnr Khermmi nf Illlnnla ilrnflcil u remilutlnn ileclnrliiR tho nhsenen of tho prcuhlent to cminlltule n viienncy nnd dlrecllue the vice puwlih'tit In xervn nut tho lemiiliiiler of Mr. Wllsnn'a term. Hilled out of order, ho nuiile nil mldresM the fnllnulm: lny mill lirueil the reniitn tn deehire Hie priKhleuey vnciinl, ilecliirlni; Unit Ihu president In KoInK iilirond wiia fonitiilitltiK mi net of "executive unbotnue." (J. I), lllllei. former ehalrmnn of the Itepiihliemi iintlnnnl comtnltlep, kiij-h Hint tho Conslltutlnn doea nut cover the xliimtlon, iik Hn tnnkeri did not con template tho iilinr-nce uf tho prenldeul. The next In lino of tmeei'SKlnti In tho Heerelnry nt Mtnle, whn l hIko kiiIiik to IJunipoi then coiiivh tho eecreliiry nt tho trenmiry, who ban resliiiied. Mr. WIIkhii, it la olllclnlly kIvpii nut, Intend" to ndminlHter the nfllco both on tho i lectin nnd In Turin. Hn m'ch no cnnxtltntlnmil illlllcilllli'S, nnil win lesn mid the cnlile Knlve tho ph)ileiil dllllelilllcK, IlenlileH, he Iimh indifil Secretary of War linker tn rciniilu In Wnshlni'tnii until IiIh return, hnhllinx 111 in to tho rnnkliiK lueuiher of tho cnhlnct upon the ivllrement nf Sec retary nf Hie Trenmiry McAdon, Tho qilcKllon of "WIio'h who" Is Intervallng If for no oilier leanon than Hint It has never come up hefure. "Hands Across the Sea" May Come True at Last Till' natlon-wlile celebration nf Ilrltnln liny Ih evldencn Hint (Irent llrllnln'H pnrt In tho crent war Iiiih hrnuKht nhoul n trememloua cliunge of heart In this country and linn won tho renpect, iidmlrntlon and good will nf the American people. Ureal Hrltalli, on her part, feci that whllo tho cnt to her of tho wnr hai been lie) nnil her moat, poinher forebodings, her price less" rcwurd for her ancrlllcca Ih this ciime ehinKo of heart In tho American people. The truth is Hint llrlton iind Yank aro too closely knit by blood ties to ho ulwiiys Rood friends; cmilnlili Is an awkward rclattniishlp uiid Jars happen In Hie best rpipitntcil faiullles. It Is nmv evhl nl, hnwuver, Hint Cirent llrllaln Inleiids tn meet America nt least hult way In getting tncothur. Sir It, I,, Ilnrdeu, Cnnmtlnn premier, spenkliiK lit the annual ThniikHslvlni; day hnnipiet of the American society In London, put tho situation fairly. Itn approved tho plan tn form u Iciigtin of natlnns, but lnnlsted Hint Kuglniid ami America nro uhle In command tho pence of tho world by acting together, lie said; ' "United by tics of rare, language, lllprnturp and tnnllllniis, the nations of tho Ilrltnnnlc cninmonweiiltli anil tho states composing tho great Amerlciut republic can command tho peace of the world. They could have eonminiiiled It In July, JIllJ, If they hud given aennnny their Joint warning. They there font stand answerable to tho world for tho responsibilities Imposed upon them. "Ily their ovcrwh'...ilng power nnd ttncrpmlcd Influence) nelllier nation can illrorco Itself from theso rcspunslL'lltlct." This Berlin Editor Wrote the Truth by Mistake Till! first capture of American soldiers by tho Hermans nbout u enr ago Inspired Hiu laical Anxelger tn u luirst of editorial Irony under tho cup Hon. "Hood Morning, 1!o.vh!" Hero's what it said, in part: "Threo cheers for tho American I Clever chaps they are, It cannot ho de tiled. Scarcely luivo they touched the full nf thii.i putrlfled Ihirnpe, when al ready they nro forcing their way Into flermnny. lleforo long they will cross the Ilhliio and ulso enter nurfnrtreHses. Tlmt Is express train speed fnr Amer lean smartness, "It Is our good fortune that wo are equipped to entertain numerous gnosis nnd (but wo shall ho able to provhio quarters for theso gentlemen. However, wo cannot promise them doughnuts nr Jam, and tn this extent they will he obliged to recede from their former standard of living. "Perhaps ynur bins, Wilson, will reconsider his newest line of business, befnro nu grub off uinro nt bis young people." Well, tho boys did gu along at express speed. Hut fust as they went ihey could lint keep up with the Hoeing Hun. Ilowover, tho hoys went fast enough In gather In many thuiiHiiiuts of prisoners, vnut stores of munitions and llerllii-iiinde saner Kraut liy the -nrloiid that Hie Huns didn't lane (line to destroy. And whim u Hun can't take Uniu to destroy things bo's In con siderable of u hurry. .lust now tho Isiys are crossing tho llldne and entering the Hun fortresses, though not nt express train ipeed, hecaiiso tho evacuating (lermtins nro tired. The editor whn wrote that editorial must he tho suventh son of u actenth son nnd therefore hloa&cd with gift of prophecy. a It Is Lucky the Government Cut Its Red Tape SO.MH peoplo hove been so bold as to declare (but it tho government had not cut Its red tape tho wnr might not yet be over. Hero's u llttlo experi ence Hint seems to bear out the contention : A man newly In Washington wanted tn find nut the local uddress ol nn nrmy olllcer, nlso now to the city. "I'll Just cull up the wnr depart ment mid get his address In u minute," ho iinnniinced tn his wife. Having finally got the department l.nd stilted Ids business, tho Inquirer w-ns referred to tho adjutant general's nlllce. "Have you got It?" Inquired Ids wife. "Not yet hello, what's that?" said "llranch 2 Wilt All right, put me on II." They say Ihey will Hie man, scowling nt Ids wife, "(lot It yet?" mild wlllo. ".No," he replied. "I've got to get bmmii "Ti now. know there." "What's that brunch lot? All right." And then! "Is this brunch 10IJ Can you tell me," etc, etc. "Haven't you found nut yett" "Not yet," came the patient reply. "Hut there Is hope. I nm being witched to the eMi'leucy section. That sounds good." "Sure, I'll hold tho lino n moment. I tun getting used tn u How," "John, haven't, you got Hint address yet?" "Tho Hllclency section Is gelling it for me. Hello, hello, what's that? food night I Uood-hyl" "What's tho matter, John?" queried his wfe. "Can't you gel It?" Tom referaiHl me to tho committee on nubile InfonnatiiiS Half a Century Ago Half a Ccnlury Ago, every community could bo supplied to some extent with locally dressed meat, drawing on live stock raised nearby. Now two-thirds of tho consuming centers, with millions of people, nro one to two thousand miles away from tho principal live-stuck produc ing sections, which nro sparsely settled. Tho American meat packing industry of today is tho development of tho best way to perform a national service. The function of providing meat had to de velop accordingly. Those men who first grasp ed the elements of the changing problem created the. best facilities to meet it large pucking plants and branch houses at strategic points, refrigerating equipment (including cars), car routes, trained organization, profitable outlets for former wasto which becamo the nat ural, inevitable channels for the vast flow of meat across tho country. If there were a better way to perform this necessary service, American ingenuity and enterprise would have discovered it, and others would now be using it. During 1918, Swift & Company has earned a profit on meats (and meat by-products) oflcss than 2 cents per dollar of sales too small n profit to have any appreciable effect on prices. Swift & Company, U. S. A. Join the Red Cross W'K1W.W- Uncle John Told Her. I. Iltlii Dot I know something m.v teacher doesn't know. Mnmnin Indeed I What Is that? "I know when the world Is coming to nn end and she doesn't. I asked her mid she said she didn't know." "t)h. well, whn told jnil?"? "t'niie .liihii. He snld the wnrbl would come in end when children slopped askliii: qiiestlnlis that linhodv could ntikwcr." KIDNEY TROUBLE NOT EASILY RECOGNIZED Stop Losing Calves You can Stamp Abortion Qui of YOUR IIEKU and ItCCp It Out Ut tbe line of on. david nouertTS' "Aitli-Aborticn" Smstl Hpni r.aallv Applinl Mu Remit uicil uccctiiuujr tor ti. Cnimult Dll, DAVID ItOIIKltTt sljoiilntl ntilnmt nlinw .... lit furmallim Irrm. Sl-liil lor KnHB enpr nt " fhn Caul Sprclallai" "I"' '"II m.illoii an Atmrlran In ul. Hit. PAV II) IIOSI R Tl VETERINARY CO.. 100 1.110 J Ana., Waaltiba. WUa KB c I Applicant for Insurance Often Rejected An examining pliyslclsn for ono of the (.minim-lit life i.tnuratien coini,itilt', In an interview of the subject, mule the at toiilaliliig ttnteinent Unit mm iin.un why many aiinhmiiU for inmirnnce are re jictcil It Uciiu.i' kidney truuliln in m rum- I moil to the Anii'iicui people, am) the targe iniijiirlt)' ul tkuae kIiuw iiiihetiona ara i dcrliiiwl do not even suipett that they have trie ilinu.c. ' Juicing finin lepnrta from clrugRirta who are eoii.tniilly ill illnvt touch with I lie public, tlieto it otic prepaintinu tlmt I Ins been very siierestful In avereniiung tlirso comlltltuis. The mild ami limllng I inlliience of Dr. Kilmer's Kwainii lt..,,t la ' noun iciilircl. It ttaiula the higlieat for its lemarkahle leiord of meie... , We flint that Hwninpltoot l ftrktlv an hciUil roiiiujunit ami we would id lm our rcailcit who feel in need of audi a manly to give it a trial. It is on sate st all drug Hole In bottles of two sites, I medium ami luge. However, If you wish ftrtt to test tills ureal, pir-par.itlan Mini ten rents to Dr. Kilmer ic (Jo., iliiigliamton, N. v., for a sample bottle. When writing be mie ami nienlloit I Ida p.er. Adv. Hit Position. "I see the mnlurlst tins not run nwuy trotu i he consequences, of Ibis sitirfshilp. That proves ho Is nbuve suspicion." "Certainly bu Is, tn'eausu he's un der tho iiuto." I titrrted hook It u howsk 010 DEMAND IN) DINVIR g fur all rvor weaLm nw tatt- M c,i umaniiiii, ,WlaUlnBtliimoilra. iS.il Of Bhlpparf. atlpdirl rr, ip.n.r.1 aJ""' . fUl a-4 Z TrarTaat Faetory Prlcea STlPMSHlaTlUlrai'a.niUnalladU SI anJliltal;ilrilil'. aalrecUgsf-OJ 9 (at jialllaun.t4trap(u1iir,l 4 l.h tolas 'aaa LL ralU m l.Tfes v co. i.i.iww.i.iq, bmw. ci.a. ii. a. n. llHMMaiiraiaH i The Amount, "phi Unit stingy old fellow 'taw such behlml tiiiST ' "l believe lie left all be ha CuticuraSoap Ideal for the Complexion 111 (IrnstTlllat bi B. Ointment 7t !. , Ttem O. imnli null fro of "Citlif , !. C, KmIii " tkkkWk HAIR BALSAM A loiitl rrU'aMloa f imhi JMiUwrjMUij4UMiratf. For ItsMtortxLt Color uitl Dut)r laUrav ov I u!m1 I lair. Ws-o4lwltriifvt. Colds Grow Belter snrprUlnalr soon, t!ir- it Inflsirimsiton dtasp Bcarl, litilallon i rc.uvcl a.,,1 tliruit lick flag stool, litn you tile reliable, tlnte-tciUif PISO'S j , ' i.'" .'