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J-W-UJ-. ( J-fc-. y .... 22 THE KANSAS CITY JOUBNAL, SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1899. &ttrirA& .: I i i I I l t a V a q 3 8 V 3 Ha It we the res. vri no So re: cat anj im wo' fre C Dll the cialli dare; MEE know only and It J to ta Pi Iar 50c. Qua Alii THE UP THE PARAGUAY JOURXEV IXTO TUB HEART OF SOUTH AMERICA. 1,300 MILES ON PLATA SYSTEM TUE MIGHTY FARAXA AND ITS 10,000 FLOATIXG ISLAXDS. Travel Throujjh the South American Wheat Lnndx SlKbts on the Par aguay River How South Auicrieau River Hunt Are "Iunaged. (Copyright. 1S09. by Frank C. Carpenter.) ASUNCION. PARAGUAY. Dec 17. As-unclon Is In the very heart of South America. It Is as far inland in, a straight line from the Atlantic as Chicago; and the distance I had to travel on the rivers to ! reach it Is greater than from Omaha to New York. Within the past few months 1 Jiavc penetrated the basin of the Rio-de la Plata to a distance of more than 1.300 miles. t- At Buenos Ayres I was almost 200 miles from the sea. and in coming, from there to ON THE Asuncion on the Parana and Paraguay rivers. I traveled 1,115 miles. On the first day out we steamed by the mouth of the "Uruguay river In entering the Parana. Eight hundred miles further north we came Into the Paraguay river, upon which I traveled more than 300' miles. The Para guay is still navigable by small steamers lor 1,409 miles north of this point, and Just opposite it is the mouth of the 'Pilcomayo, Iwhlch rises in the Bolivian Andes, and in a tortuous course flows through 1,500 miles of -unexplored wilds before it empties Into tile Paraguay. Tne Parana itself is over 2.UO0 miles long. It rises in the mountains of Brazil and flows a distance of more than 3.20O miles before It swallows up the Para guay at about b00 miles from its mouth. The Basin of the Plate. The river system of the Plate, or of the Rio de la Plata, Is one of the most wonder ful of the world. The volume of the stream Is greater than that of the Mississippi. It Is surpassed only by the Amazon. It drains a basin more than half as big' as the. whole United States, and one which in fertility of sell and Ealubrity of climate is only .sur- Eassed by the basin of the Mississippi. The asin of tho Plate is over 2,000 miles long. It is bigger than the basin of the Missis sippi, and it is a Question whether it has ' notmore cultivable territory. Upon it tens of millions of cattle and sheep are pas tured, and Its wheat fields rnmnete with I ours in the markets of Europe. It has the most extensive plains of the globe, and it is a vast expanse of fairly good land. It is a white man's country. The basin of the Amazon Is tropical and malarious. That of the Plate Is largely in the tem perate zone. Its northern parts are like Louisiana or Florida, and In the south the summer climate is as temperate as that of our .Middle states. It is the Mississippi basin reversed, tire source of Its rivers bIng in the hot countrv. where there are coffee and sugar lands and rubber trees, and its mouth in the rather cool hinds of Uruguay and the- Ar gentine, noted for their fields of wheat and corn. This vast basin Is formed in the shape of a great horseshoe, with the opening toward the Atlantic: the Andes and the strip of highlands -which crosses Brazil form the back and upper rim of the shoe, while the slijjhtly sloping plains of Patagonia bound it on the south. In It are included the best or the Argentine, all of Uruguay and Para guay and large portions of Brazil and Bo livia. The most of It has been built up l,v the Parana or RIo d- la Plata system, and to-day these rivers are slip at their great work of earth building. The RIo tic Lr Plata. You see this plainly in the Rio de la Plata proper. It Is more a great bay of liquid mud than a river. It is ISO miles wide at the Atlantic and narrows down to twenty-nlno miles at Buenos Ayres, which is 180 miles Inland. The width at Monte video Is about sixty-five miles. The Rio de la Plata is ho full of silt, or mud that It discolors the Atlantic for manv mll- out , at sea. We noticed tiie change in the color of the ocean long before we entered its I mouin. ana me water seemed to grow thicker as we sailed to Buenos Ayre- The channel is fast tilling up with a.sandy mud. and the Eads Jetty system I proposed. As It is now. the rivers bring down a quarter of a million tons of mud a day. and tho sediment Is so great that all of the water -used by Buenos Ayres is Altered by the city. I It took our steamer twelve hours to cross the RIo de la Plata to Montevideo, and from there to Buenos Ayres the ride re quired one night. At Buenos Ayres the steamers land you at the new docks, and passengers are not now taken ashore, as formerly. In carts or on the backs of men. The port of Buenos Ayres has. In fact, as line docks and quays as any city of the world. It has within the past ten years spent J30.000.COil gold upon their construc tion, and ocean steamers drawing seventeen feet sail right into great walled tanks, along which the chief railroads have tracks: so that the wool, grain, hides, cheep and cattle can be transferred direct ly from the cars to the steamers which are to take them to Europe. Up the Parana. I It is at these docks that you get steam ers which carry you far up the rivers Into the Interior. There are river boats of all kinds lying at the wharves. Some have Just come in loaded with oranges, wood, hides and wool and others are just starting out. There are sailing boats as well as steamers, and you soon appreciate that the Interior traffic of the South American con tinent Is enormous. There are two lines of steamers which liavo a weekly sen-ice between Buenos Ayres and Asuncion, so that you can take a ship for any of the iorts twice a week. There are steamer.' also which go regular ly every day or so up the- Urugauy for a distance of W miles, and twice a month a Brazilian steamer leaves for the province of Mntto Grosso. far in the interior of Bra zil. These ships carry ycu to Corumba. where you change to a smaller steamer, and In twenty days from the time of leav ing Buenos Ayres reach Cuyaba. the cap ital of Matto Grosso. 2 5W miles from Buenos Ayres nnd 2.7C0 miles from the At lantic The Parana Is navigable bv steam for more than 1.200 miles, and were it not for a tlrip of falls and rapids along the eastern edge of Southern Paraguay, it could" le navigated for many hundreds of miles further. ' Xol nn Ocean Highway. The boats going up these rivers must all draw iot more than ten feet, and those to the upper ports can not have more than from five to nlno feet. Even then they are liable to be grounded in the sand by low water. You frequently see statements that ocean steamers can go by the Parana far Into the interior of South America. This Is not true; Steamers of sixteen feet can go up the river as far as Rosario. a dl tance of 300 miles from Buenos Avres. and about 500 from the Atlantic, but a!ove this ships would stick fast in the mud. As it 1, our steamer, the Saturno, which was at thi time drawing only ten feet nf n-atr j stopped at night again and again on our -way to Asuncion, for fear of the sand Ijanks. . There s- no- good chart of tho Parana. The river often changes Its course, and it is always building up and tearing down bars and islands within Its channel. The waters carry so much mud that a snap will form a bar, and a wreck will soon build up an island. One of the largest islands in the river, near Rosario, was started by a sub merged hay barge, and further up the stream there are hundreds of islands the soil of which has gathered about the water logged trees which have floated down fro-n the forests of Paraguay and Brazil. Ten Thousand Islunds. Put on the thinking cap of'your imagina tion and take a trip with me up through the thousand islands of the Parana. You may have seen the thousand islands of the &t. Lawrence. They are nothing in com parison with the ten thousand islands of this wonderful river. There are, indeed, so many islands that they have never been counted. The river for hundreds of miles is a great inland sea. so wide in places that among the islands you cannot see the banks. Some of the. islands are covered with willows, feathcrv reeds lino their .shores and gnarly trees hang down low anu mirror tnemseives in the water, utn ers further Up the river are forest grown. Few are cultivated, although it has been said that there is enougli good soil upon them to raise food for all Europe, and on a few there are cattle and sheep. Most of the islands are great fields of Krass, and of these some are not fixed, but noatlnjr. and they glide by our steamer down the river almost as fast as we steam on our way up it. These floating Islands arc called camelots. They are great mass es of grass, weeds and flowers which the rushing lioodB have torn from their found ations and are carrying down to the sea. Some are so Arm that they will support a man. ana upon tnem tigers, jaguars ana snakes are often carried to the islands about Buenos Ayres. The Delta of -the Parana. Just after leaving Buenos Ayres we steamed through the delta of Parana. This delta is about twenty miles wide and PARANA. It extends up the river as far as Rosario, a distance of 000 miles. It is peppered with islands, some of which are covered with forests of peach trees, and others with gardens kept by Italians to supply the markets of Buenos Ayres. Many of the houses are raised upon piles to be out of the way of the floods and the tides when they carry, as they sometimes do, great waves In from the ocean. ' At the entrance of the Parana we pass the island of Martin Gracia, the Gibraltar of the river Plata, which once belonged to Uruguay, but which is now the property of tho Argentine republic. It has a naval school and fort upon it, the batteries of which areworked by electricity. It is one of the historic points of the Rio de la Plata, and as we go by it we recall the fact that this same tour was first made by the white man who was the first to set foot upon the soil of the continent of North America. Sebastian Cabot in 152G plowed his way through this same labyrinth of islands, and after a long voyage on the Parana" reached the Paraguay and sailed up it to a point some distance beyond Asuncion. The Steamer of the Pnrngnuj-. If Sebastian Cabot could take a trip on the boats which now sail up the Paraguay he would think them more wonderful than anything he met with in his travels. His voyage was made in a sailing boat. Ours is in a comfortable steamer of S0O tons. It took him months to sail up the river. We make the trip in six days. His lights were tallow dips, ours are incandescent globes lit by electric dynamos. The Saturno was built in Glasgow and it is as comfortable as the average passenger steamer of the Great Lakes or the Mississippi. The cabins are 'good and the dining room is like a parlor. The fare is not expensive, $00 pay ing for the round trip, or an average of about $3 gold per day. The meals are good, butfthe Yankee stom ach finds it hard to accustom Itself to the times at which they are served. The first breakfast given on vessels is nothing but three swallows of coffee and a crust of bread and butter. At 11 a. m. a real break fast Is served, and at 6 p. m. comes din ner. Sandwiched between luncheon and bedtime there Is tea at 3 p. m. and at p. m. The breakfast at 11 . m. and the dinner are much the same. The breakfast begins with soup and' ends with fruit, cheese and coffee. As to the dinner well, here is a sample dinner bill of fare: Ox Tail Soup. "Bologne Sausage wlth'Potato Salad. Puchero (the meat that was cooked to make the soup). Fish. Curried Chicken and Rice. Beefsteak and Potatoes. Cheese. Guavu Jelly. English Walnuts, Almonds and Raisins. Oranges. Black Coffee. The meais are much alike, but we always have a variety as great as that above stated. Two kinds of wine are served with breakfast and dinner without extra charge. Dinner is the chief event of tho day. The passengers ail dress for it. The men put on their black clothes and most of the women wear evening dresses. Queer Fellow Passengers. There is better form In dressing among the passengers than in manners. Some of the men who wear kid gloves all day and who put on black coats for dinner eat with their knives and tuck their napkins In at the collar as though they were babies and needed bibs. The toothnlck is universally used between the courses. The men smoke cigarettes through the meals and with their-coffee, and i noticed that one or two apparently very elegant ladles made no bones of expectorating on the floor be tween their bites. One old Argentine papa, who has two pretty knife-eating daughters, drinks his soft-boiled eggs out of a glass. He also polishes his plate with his napkin at every course. But I don't blame him for that, as I do that myself. It Is a neces sity on the Parana. The most of our pass engers are rich Argentines, on their way to Paraguay for tho winter. They go there for the season, as we go to Florida, to get away from the cold. All speak Spanish, and, with the exception of ourselves, there are no English or Americans. Santa Fe and Argentine Mesopotamia. It is not long after reachingBuenos Ayres before we come into the great wheat fields. Ve pass Rosario, tho second city of tho Ar gentine, and its greatest wheat port. It is built on a bluff eighty feet above the river, so high that the masts of our steamer are below the foundations of the houses. As we go by we see ocean steamers at the wharves with iroh chutes extending down Into them. Down each chute a stream of wheat bags is galloping, tho wheat flowing from the cars directly into the holds of steamers. But I have already written of the wfceat in dustry. We see signs of it every wnere as we go onward. We pass big mills and huge grain elevators and go by towns which owe their existence to the wheat fields. A greater part of our way is between the provinces of Santa Fe on the left and Entre Rios and Corrientos on the right. Santa Fe wheat is' known all over the world. The province is larger than New York and Its business is wheat raising. Entre Rios and Corrientos are bounded on the east by the Uruguay, being embraced by two of the most fertile rivers on the globe. These provinces are known as the Argentine Mesopotamia ' They are very rich and their soli is of wonderful fertility. Each is of about the size of South Carolina. Entre Bios is growing very fast. It now has" about a quarter of a million people, but upon Its pastures' 4,000,000 cows and about S.OOO.CCO sheep are feeding. This Is an aver age of twenty sheep and fifteen cows for every man. woman and child in the prov ince. At five to the family this would be 100 sheop and 73 cows per family. Suppose we had a state, every family of which pos sessed 100 sheep and-73 cows. It would be tho banner stateof the Union. The stock, however, is not equally divided, and much of it Is in the hands of large holders. The Scenery of the Parana. The Parana is one of the grandest rivers of the world. Its beauties increase as you travel up it, and the calm,- quiet plctur esqueness of its surroundings grows upon you. The sunsets are gorgeous, painting the clouds In every color and shade ot rosy pink and red. and often make a great golden canopy over the dark blue Parana. The morning sun strikes the dew drops upon the. fresh green fields and feathery grasses and gives you a shower nf dia monds on an emerald field, while at night the heavens and earth are clad in the gor geous glories of the semi-tropics. You pick out the Southern Cross from among the stars and wonder at tho tropical brilliancy of the Milky Way. As you travel toward tho equator the vegetation changes. The trees are larger, the srassc-s more luxuriant and the islands have great bunches of feathery green and ferny bamboo. The country grows wilder. Now you see. a white, farm house cut out of the forest, and now stop at a littla town consisting of thatched huts, one story brick buildings, roofed with red tile, with always a church spire rising over the low roofs. After three days' journey 'you reach Corrientes, nnd then leave the Parana for tile river Paraguay. In the Paraguay River. The Paraguay is not so wide as the Pa rana. Between Corrientes and Asuncion, a distance of between 200 and CoO miles, the banks are not wider, I judge, than those of the Mississippi above St. Louis, but tho waters are equally deep. The river seems perfectly navigable. You often go so close to the bank that, you can see the birds of brilliant plumage which inhabit tho woods. There are plenty of crocodiles, and you now and then get a shot at one as it scuds through the water to swim out of the way of the boat. There is good shooting. Flocks of wild ducks rise from the bends of 'the river and the lagoons at every few miles, and curious birds fly about the steamer. Along the left bank of the river, in what is known as the Chaco. there is little else than virgin forests, and you art. told that these are inhabited by jaguars, and that you could not travel a mile or so back from the coast without meeting tapirs, pecaries, monkeys and wild hogs. The Paraguay side is also wild, save that here and there you pass little towns, at some of which the ships stop to load and unload freight. You now get your first sight of the Paraguayan people, of whom you meet more and more as you sail on ward, and Anally come to anchor in tho Bay of Asuncion, at the wharves of the capital of Paraguay. FRANK G. CARPENTER. CURED OF FALLING OVERBOARD Skipper of the Pirate Changed the Antidote on Jack nnd He Quit Sailing. From the New York Sun, "Jack loved the sea like a Norwegian." said the skipper, "and. like most Norwe gians, lie does not know how to swim. He had been sailing witli me in Jamaica bay and in the sound for more than three years, and yet .hardly knew the difference between the anchor and the mainsail. If I told him him to haul on the throat halliards, lie would like as not let everything go by the run and set the ship's company swearing. We could not keep him off the Pirate with a cannon. We did not object to him be cause of his lack of knowledge about the boat, but because he had the falllng-over-board habit. AVhenever we went about Jack was amost sure to be sitting on tho top of the cabin. Sometimes he dodged the boom when It swung over, and sometimes the boys grabbed him by tho legs and hauled him out of danger, but most times the boom knocked Jack overboard. "Then we had to bring the Pirate around before the wind and put after him. He usually was nearly half drowned before we reached him, and. after Ashing him out and rolling him on a beer keg (which is a good thing to take as ballast when vou. have a man along with the falling overboard hab it), wo dosed him with whisky, which we always carried for medicinal use. Jack would never revive thoroughly until he had had at least a half dozen pulls at the bot tle. We noticed, as the falllng-overboard habit grew on him. it required more and more whisky to bring him to. He got to be expensive. Often there was no liquor for medicinal purposes after Jack had fallen overboard several times on a cruise. The last time he disappeared under Jamaica bay he stayed down so long that we thought he had dropped through into the China sea. hen he came up he seemed to be pretty badly fagged out. Wo were tied up at the wharf, and Jack had stepped into the air instead of into the Pirate. "We had not taken the stores aboard, and we did not have a drop of whisky, but there was a bottle of sarsaparilla in the cabin left over from a former cruise, and w-e poured some of that down Jack's throat. To our surprise he revived almost Immediately. He opened his eyes, sputtered as If he had taken a dose of nastv medi cine, and exclaimed brokenly: 'What the devil was that?' We told him. and he went oft again, after gasping: 'Whisky!' AV'e gave him another dose of sarsaparilla. He opened his eyes and looked around re proachfully at us and murmured with all the feebleness he' could crowd Into his voice for whisky. I realized then that Jack had been playing it on us. I told him that we had no whisky aboard and that we had decided not to carry any more, but that if he would like to have another drink of sarsaparilla. which seemed to do him good, he could have some. Jack got up and left the boat, and he has not sailed with us since. Woman's Little Way. From CasseU'B Journal. Mr. Smith (just home) "Maria, you know Jones well. He " Maria (interrupting) "Now, -Smith! 1 don t want to hear anything about that disreputable man. He is the bane of my existence. Every night it is Jones did this or that. Don't mention his name to me." A long silence. Mrs. Smith fidgets about, and with the consistency of women asks, What has that wretch done again? How I pity his wife." Mr. Smith "He died suddenly this morn ing. ,.JIari,a-'You, d,on't say so. WTiat did lie file of? Poor fellow! When is the funeral? How fortunate I've just got a new black dress. Of course, being such an intimate friend, we must go." Maria (to bereaved widow at the funeral) "Yes. dear Mrs. Jones, I can fullv under stand the loss you have suffered. We know what a good fellow he was. He was such a true friend of ours. Only time will help alleviate your sorrow." A Double Loss. From the Cleveland Plain Dealer. "You seem to have discharged your new typewriter." "Yes. she queered me badlv." "How did it happen?" "I dictated a letter to our richest female client nnd told her to address it. 'How will I address it?' she asked. I answered, 'Plain Miss Brown.' And. by George! that's just the way she wrote it." "How?" " 'Plain Miss Brown.' We lost a client and she lost a job." CaroIiiia'H Literary Market. From the Atlanta Constitution. A North Carolina editor makes this orig inal proposition: "We will publish a ten-verse poem for a load of wood: a three-column story for a load of groceries, and we will chearfully give space to obituaries ot former subscrib ers at the rate of six laying hens a col umn." The Aged Mariner's Hope. O'er Life's deep tea I've wandered far, A mariner, ray compass lost: Guided alone by polar star, The surging tide I've nearly crosed. And shortly in some quiet bay 1 hope a harbor X shall find. Where peacefully my bark will lay At anchor, every care resigned. L. A. PALMAR. Kansas City, Mo. XentIyTurneiI. from the Boston Globe. oucg Candid (at the amateur theatri cals) "Did you ever hear such horribly discordant, car-splitting ?" Old Proundfoot "Sir-r! That's my eld est daughter, and" Young Candid "I repeat, sir. such ear splitting clatter, as the idiots behind us are making? Why, I can't hear a word of tho song." nil w vr mfD mWmmk THE STORY OF LOUISE A TRIXCESS WHO SACRIFICED LOVE TO UMTE TWO TIIR05ES. Secret Slde-Liehta on the Conrtn of Austria nnd Belgium Cruel Treatment for Which Satis faction Will Be Asked. From the New Tork World. Out of the court ot Vienna, the most fastidious and most corrupt In the world, has come many strange and terrible stories that have shocked the world when the truth about them was told. Men and wom en have suffered from the excesses, profli gacy and brutality of others, but the mud has been gilded. There has been no history more fright ful, more awful than that of the Princess Louise of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha,-daughter of the king of Belgium. Much has been written about her, and tho truth has been carefully veneered. The world at large was made to believe that she was the true daughter of her father, to whom the dissipations of the French capital was particularly joyous. It has been told that she eloped with a Rus sian officer and that it was a fitting climax to her career, which has ended in madness. The Princess Louise passed from a pul ace to an insane asylum. Yet tho causes which made the Princess Louise what she PRINCESS LOUISE OF -SAXE-COBURG. is to-day were greater than those which took reason. from the Empress Carlotta. For the younger Belgian princess passed through a martyrdom that was more har rowing, more destructive, more brutal than that of Carlotta, which was born in revolu tion, christened in blood and ended with madness. Of the real life of the Princess Louise the world knows 'little. Tho facts have been closely guarded.. But now a com mission representing the Belgium cham bers has taken up. her cause. Lawyers are now in Vienna collecting evidence, and if it supports the testimony of persons of high repute the chambers will ask for the release of the princess and the pun ishment of her husband. Prince Philippe, by criminal and civil process. Above all, they will seek to make the prince dis gorge the large fortune belonging to his wife. Story of Cruelty. The plain, unvarnished facts of the life of the Princess Louise since her marriage twenty-three years ago are too dreadful to be set down. Many, things may be only suggested. Princess Louise was scarcely 17 years old when she was married to Prince Philippe, who is, incidentally, her cousin. He was distinguished principally for the amount of beer he could drink when, he was a student at Bonn and for his orgies in Vienna The brido was -frozen with horror af her wedding feast, celebrated on February 4. 1875. by Prince Philippe's actions, for he insulted her grossly before the great com pany. She shut therseir up in her rooms for weeks and refused to see any one but her old nurse, who had followed her to Vienna, From the very beginning Prince Philippe treated his wife shamefully. Very early in her married life Princess . Louise ap pealed to her mother, beseeching her to persuade King Leopold to consent to a divorce. Queen Marie has led a most unhappy matrimonial life, and she could sympathize with her daughter. Tho ap peal to the king was fruitless. "There can be no thought of divorce," he said, "and we will not hear it men tioned again." The efforts of his wife to be freed of him came to the ear of Prince Philippe. He set about heaping every possible hu miliation and indignity upon his wife. He brought .women into his own palace that he might make love to them. He made his wife sit at the table with him. No wom an In her court or in her service, was safe from him. He disdained all consider- PRINCE PHILIPPE OF SAXE-COBURG. ations of rank In his amours. If the princess dismissed the women who disgraced her .under her own roof, the prince re-engaged them. No woman could bear these outrages without protest: none but one of a royal, house would have en dured them. There-were many scenes, and in one of these the" taunts and reproaches of his wife so enraged Prince Philippe that lie struck her. RenHonn of State. "Son of a pig-sticker!" Louise is said to have cried, alluding to the Coburg Koharys descent from a Hungarian cattle dealer named Kohary (Cohen), "you dare maltreat a king's daughter!" That which followed is so dreadful that It Is scarcely to be believed. Prince Philippe called his chasseur, bade lilm fetch a riding-whip, and before the ser vants tho prince lashed his wife until the blood ran from her face and shoulders. This Is only one of the stories the Belgian commission will Investigate. On the morning of the second day after this a veiled woman appeared in Castle Laeken, the summer residence of tho king and queen of Belgium. The Princess Louise tore the veil from her face and fell on her knees before aer father and mother, begging them to consent to a divorce. Even the eloquence of her cut and bruised face was not successful. "Reasons of state" prevented. There was nothing fir her to do but, to return to the Austrian capital. Debauchery and maltreatment of his wife continued to distinguish Prince Philippe's career. The princess endured with what fortitude she could summon, remaining in seclusion, devoting herself to her religion and her children, a son, leopold. who is now 20. and a daughter. Dorothy, who' Is 17. and the daughter ot the Duke of Schleswlg, tho brother of the German empress. , It was the tragedy of Meyerling that was the turning point in the life of the Princess Louise. The world thinks that It knows all about 'the circumstances attending tho death of the Crown Prince Rudolph and his beautiful countess, but there are not more than twenty persons In the secret, the Aus trian emperor." his prime minister, the pope, the Princess Louise and the actual wit nesses, among whom was Prince Philippe- The Princess Louise learned the secret from her husband's own lips. He boasted to her of his participation, although, like other witnesses, he had sworn before tho papal delegate to guard the secret. Prince Philippe's blow struck home, but wmlWWma Ik isPSi CLASSIFIED AJIMUXITIOX, GITXS AXD REVOLVERS J. F. Schmelzer &. Sons Arms Company, 710-12-14 Main. ATHLETIC, BICYCLE AXD .SI'ORTIXG GOODS. J. F. Schmelzer & Sons Arms Company, 710-12-H Main. ARCHITECTS. A. J. 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The Princess Louise, the sad, sorrowing, pious woman who had lived a life of se ' elusion, returned to Vienna with her head high in the air. with a smile upon her lips, with a cold gleam in her blue eyes. She summoned milliners and had made the most gorgeous and' showy gowns. She who had shunned the gay court life now sought it. None was gayer, more risque. She appeared on the turf, took part in late suppers, sought the companionship ot the men who were her husband's inti mates. At first it was said In court circles that the princess had at last come to her senses, but to such an extent did she carry her frivolities that even a court that is never censorious said that she was becoming reck less. Until the Princess Louise carried on a very bold flirtation with a young nobleman Prince Philippe saw nothing. He did not want a divorce, because he did not wish to relinquish his wife's large fortune. He reprimanded the young nobleman, who promptly retired. The princess was bound to force her hus band to take somo action, to humiliate him as he had outraged her. She drew to her side her husband's adjutant and warm per sonal friend. Lieutenant Geza von Mat tahooch Keglevitch. , Efforts for Divorce. Nothing could more clearly show the state of the princess' mind than that which followed. Ono night when sho knew her husband was In the palace, she went to the apartments of Lieutenant Keglevitch, who was adjutant in the palace. She caused 'word to be sent to her husband as to her whereabouts. Prince Philippe went to his adjutant's rooms and confronted his wife, who was de tiant. He struck her there, and then chal lenged Keglevitch to light a duel. But it was no triumph for the princess. Her hus band told her that he knew it had ail been arranged for his liencfit. and she should not have a divorce. It may be remarked that the duel was to take place twelve months later, and in the meantime Kegle vitch was ordered to remain away from court. Then the princess, who had hoped to be freed from her husband by an appearance of guilt, resolved to stop at nothing. She felt that nothing could add to her dis crace, and that no step was too great to pay for her freedom. Sho resolved to fly with Keglevitch. She knew that the scan dal would ring throughout the world, and that her husband would not dare to ig nore it. Reason of the. Elopement. So the princess and Keglevitch eloped to Nice together, and the world knew of it. Even Prince Philippe could not pass this by. His first act was that of a petty tradesman. Ho cut off his wife's allow ance, and gave notice that he would not be responsible for her bills. It is said. too. that he set about ensnar ing his wife by making her the victim of shady financial operators. He was able to bring a charge against her for making spurious checks. This was followed by an accusation of insanity. It was a Napoleonic idea. Even a prin cess who is insane is not credible. Her sufferings were mere hallucinations. A month or so ago eminent doctors found that the princess was mad. Nothing else could explain her conduct. She was hustled into a private asylum near Vienna, and the physicians of that institution declare that she is a mental wrecK. ut course she has no claim upon her property or that of her husband if she is insane. But the princess is not without friends. As has been said, the Belgian chambers has taken up her cause, maintaining that a Belgian princess can not be spirited away in a foreign country even by her husband. Thev insisted that the princess must be produced before a Belgian court to de termine her mental state. If she is in sane, a guardian will care for her interests and she will be confined and cared for in her native land. If it Is proven that she Is not mad. then the foreign office of the Austrian govern ment will be asked to punish Prince Phil ippe. When Yon Visit Me in Dreamt, Sometimes In the hour before the dawn. From a golden cup my spirit sips. For 'tis then you come at the break of day. And I wake with your kiss upon my lips. And I know not whether I'm blest or no. For your lips on mine bring back my pain. And yet I'm glad when the day' Is done. I may hold you close In my dreams again. Oh. God! that you'd clasp me to your breast. And breathe In my face your sweet, warm breath. And apeak my name in the tones I lore. Then float -with. me thro the gates et death". For I would not .wake from my dreams, dear heart, JFor after the sweet dream Joys "are o'er. My heart so yearns like a fretting child. To creep back into your arms once more. MRS. A. U. Jl'MILLAN. Lyons, Kas. sx73nsrEss .:ox:F:E30roKir READY REFERENCE Q ' 2&.2SS"SA.e OXT'S 3iCSi5a:E3LkJ2rT3. DRY GOODS WHOLESALE. Smith-MrCord Dry Goods Company, Sev enth and Wyandotte. 'Phone 1423 ELECTRICAL COXSTRUCTIOlf. Tho B.-R. Electric Company, 613 Dela ware. EXPRESS, TRANSFER AXD BOARDING Hurry Up Transfer Co.. 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LITHOGRAPHING. Bankers & Merchants' UthogTaphh Co.. telephone 2600. 613 Delaware sL litter press printing and blank books. ROMANCE OF A BACHELOR POET The Love Story of John Holmes, the "Autocrat's" Never Slurried Brother. From the Boston Globe. There was a romance in the lire of John Holmes, the bachelor poet and brother of the celebrated "Autocrat of the Breakfast Table," Oliver Wendell Holmes, who died at his home, 5 Appian way, Cambridge, Thursday night. Mr. Holmes' was born in 1S12. Although retaining his faculties remarkably well for his advanced uge. he had a long time been a hopeless" invalid, and his death was con stantly expected by his friends. i...?r raan,y years he' Ilve1 'n the plain little wooden house in the Appian way, not far from the Harvard yard and al most in sight of the spot where once stood h(s birthplace. In his little house, cared for by a devoted housekeeper, Mr. Holmes seemed to lead the life of a re cluse, but, though he went little Into gen eral society, he led by no means the life of a morose hermit. He always had a cir cle of intimate friends, at whose homes he was a most welcome guest. As he saw more than one generation of his own contemporaries pass away, he made friends wltH younger persons, and some of his-most-ardent admirers were the college boys and girls just entering society, whose careers he watched from infancy. Many persons wondered that a man so fond of domesticity never married and Ill health was generally given as the reason. But there was a tender, pathetic little story told that when a young man he fell in love with a young girl who was a gov erness in his own family or In that of some friend. When he wished to marry her his mother and brother opposed him vigorous ly. Their objection was that the girl, al though of eminently good family, had no money. John Holmes did not intend to give her up. But while the matter was under discussion the girl left Cambridge and no one knew where she had gone. Her lover tried vainly to find her address. It Is said that he never knew where she had been until he read of her death in a news paper. He then learned that she had been living In an out-of-the-way part of the country with relatives, for she had too much pride to marry a man whose familv looked down on her. John Holmes was said to be more like his father. Dr. Abiel Holmes, the historian of New England, while Oliver Wendell Holmes resembled his mother. John Holmes belonged to the Hirvard class of 1S32, of which the last quinquen nial catalogue snowea our. tnree surviv ors besides himself Dr. AV. W. Welling ton. J. T. Morse and William Cushlnir. Among the more famous members of this class were Noah Webster, Charles T. Brooks, the German translator, and George Ticknor Curtis. His early friends prophesied a great career for John Holmes, but. while he was a deep student, especially of the classics. he urn not put tne result or nis scnoiarsnip into print. He was also a most witty con versationalist, ranking in the opinion of manv far above the "Autocrat. He re sented any imputed superiority of his brotner to. nimsen. nis verse ana snort sketches have been handed down In manu script, and it is possible that a collection may DC maae oi tnem. Suspicions Circumstances. From the Indianapolis Journal. "It looks kinder queer, Malindy," said the new millionaire to his wife after the guest had departed, "that tho count wouldn't take his coat off at dinner, like the rest of us, don't it?" "May be he didn't have no shirt." sug gested the lady. "I've seen fellers fixed up that way In shows." Oulbbles "Suppose a coif nlaver should accidentally Injure a pedestrian by hitting him with the ball, what would be the nen- alty?" 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In the periodical literature and occasional poetry of the United States. Kentucky, the dark and bloody ground, has been more generally Identified In, the popular mind with the production and consumption of a. superior graae of whiskey than with senti mental matters taking-muslcal form in bal lads. The author of tne song. "Bred in Old Kentucky" not bread from old Kentucky, as the parodists already have it touched however, upon a sympathetic vein "in the first of his song, as follows: When a lad, I stood one day by a. cottage tar away. And to me that day all nature seenvd more grand. For mr Sue. with blushes red. had Just promised; should wed. " And I'd come, to ask her mother for her hand. As I told the old. old tale ot a love that ntfrr would tall. The gray-haired, mother stroked her daughter's head. And I fancied I could trace Just a tear on her kind face As she placed my sweetheart's hand la mice and said. What the mother said to the young man differed materially from what, in like cases, according to all human observation and ex perience, is generally said. She did not re'fer to her daughter or to her future son-in-law. She did not cay that matrimonial alliances were made in heaven: she did not. add that she had always expected that he would propose. She did not grieve at the pros pective loss ot her 'daughter or dry ber tears in contemplation of the good husband the daughter would secure. She did not say that she hated to part with her child, but would gain a son In losing a daughter. Her remarks were distinctively geographi cal, particularly impersonal and somewhat descriptive, and as-foliows In the chorus: She" was bred Iri old ''Kentucky, where the meadow grass is blue. There's the sunshine of the country in her face and manner, too. She was bred In eld Kentucky, take her, boy, yoa'rs mighty lucky When yoa marry a girl like Sue. For some reason, which it is difficult to ex plain, there has been considerable popular approval of the dominant sentiment In the song-of old Kentucky, notwithstanding th fact that there Is no allusion in It to tho merits of Bourbon as a beverage or tho wholesome advantages of rve. taken Inter nally. Heretofote Kentucky has been chief ly noteu in tne anairs of the stage by rea son of the horses bred and reared there. and Kentucky thoroughbreds have gained marxeu uistinction on many racecourses, but the popular merit of voune women with Kentucky as a. place of education has not neretotore been very clearly made known. The second verse of the senti mental song. "Sho Was Bred In Old Ken tucky," Is of a somewhat mournful charac ter, as It describes the emotions of a younjr husband after being left a widower and contains, too. a somewhat curt reference on his part to "the place we've long called nome. He is represented as soliloquizing, not as Is usual In such pathetic pictures, in a -group of his friends and relatives. with usually, his children in the foreground of the picture, but slttine: alone, absolute ly alone, disconsolate, and recalling the lan guage of his mother-in-law. These are the) worus or tne second verse: Many years have passed away since that well remem berd day When to that dear old Kentucky home I came: And my happiness thro-' life was my sweetheart, trlend and wife. For the sunshine In her heart remained the same: 1 am sitting all alone In a place we've long calicol home. For yesterday my darling passed away: Tho in tears, I think with Joy of the day when, but a Doy. That I took her hand and heard her mother say. Obviously the essential point in the popuv. larlty of a song is the excellence of tho music, but the theme has much to do with it and the words of description, too. For a number of years matters connected with, Kentucky have demanded public attention. The play; "In Old Kentucky" has been presented In all parts of the country, and for that reason, perhaps, the patrons of theaters have felt themsebres more fa miliar with the song on that subject than one based upon "Bred in Kansas" or "Bred in Delaware." for Instance. The parodists have not been slow to utilize the advant ages offered by "She Was Bred In Old Kentucky" as a subject for travesty. There Is the tramps' "Bread from OM Kn tucky." there is the racetrack "Bled In Old Kentucky." there Is the humorous"Full of Old Kentucky," and so on. MUSICAL CATS. One That Varies the. Plan of Walk ing; on the Key hoard. Wilmington (DeL) Special to the New Tork. Sua. It is not unusual to-ftnd cats that taka pleasure in walking up and down the key boards of pianos. oftenr causing fright to timid folks at night. There seems to be some fascination for the cats either In the notes of the piano or In the thrills sent through the cats by the vibration of the wires. Mrs. H. T. Price, of this citv- Yiam a cat that does not follow the usual way of enjoying the piano. It docs not climb upon the keyboard, but simply squats on the piano stool and strikes the keys' with Its front paws. It taught. Itself the trick, and at every opportunity makes" music for it self. It has not yet attempted to sing, but it is young yet and may try vocal muslo later. Fs&jv Irti. .. fcSSSSV. . ?KH r"s,i'-SS.J. z ... if. ' s.