The Lexington intelligencer. [volume], April 27, 1901, Image 7

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PITH AND POINT. . iTZHS TADLEO
RANGE.
erty insured, oc-'-nanl
or owner.
; a in fny town in
'.' ,1 com", and make
,. lection, and name
pplication: Will
, thing. Write or
im at office I in
Till
11
son
li ESTATE ;
Lexington. Farms
Houses to rent. If
any real estate to
it in his hands no
sale. I Office in
t
' Conflict of Authority. "How oniet
uncle ihtbismorniug!" "Yes. uiscorn
and his rheumatism don't indicate the
same kind of weather!" Detroit Jour
nal.
'I asked old Monevbncs for the liand
of hia daughter fn marriage lust night."
"How did vou come out?" "I don't
know; it was done 10 quick." Town
Topics.
Hard on Tana. Fond Mother "All
those beautiful ailk dresses, Joliuny,
riime from a poor, Insignificant worm.
Johnny "Yes, I know, mamma. Papa,
is the worm, ain't he?" Moonshine.
Itrii'i's "liertler is an ass. tha.fl
what he is. He is alwavs on the wronsr
aide of every question." Harleigh
Hi 1. a sick ih. Hm tliinir Af Tail.
.-uw tiw " . . n a
I5r-nrrs "Well, and doesn't that prove
what I say of him?" Boston Tran
script.
Well Snunlied. "What assurance
..... i
Lave I that vou can aiiDport roy daurh-
ter if I let you marry her?" asked the
father. "Oh, as for that, sir," reassur
ingly replied the young man, "every
body has always said that 1 have plen
ty of assurance." Soinerville- Jour
nal. " '
'Dearie.' said a Park avenue wom
an, making a play for ticket to the'
matinee, "when you got nie you got a
nwnlmn lewet. didn't vou?" "Yea. in
deed," said he, 'I got a gold brick."
Being an innocent young thing sua
smiled sweetly and seemed so happy.
Indianapolis Xew.
The Poor Suitor. "Say," said her
little brother, "gimme a nickel?"
"Why, Tommy," evclaimed her suitor, ;
"are you in the habit of asking people !
for nickels?;, "o.v I gener ly asmor
a penny, but I heard ma telling sis this
afternoon that yon didn't have a penny
to your name." Philadelphia Press.
' the mashing plague.
Missouri Paciflc-Loslngton Br.
Leave St. I mils
Arrive tfatiuliii
" Concordia...
" Aullvillo
" HiKirliiHvMe.
" Huirn C'llv....
" Leslngton
My rick
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. Waterloo......
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No. 74.
Leave 8t. Joe 8:0(pin
Kansas my oiwpm
liidcpxndeuce s:lipiu
' Nspolcon 7:08 pm
' Walorlno .. P'
' " WclliiisUin 7: pm
Myriek 7:Hftpm
' Lexington 7t mpm
HiririuavtUe 81 pm
" Aullv.Ue K-.a.'pm
" Concordia s:4pin
Medulla ln:nnni
81 Louis 7:lUara
8pecinl rates to Kansas City every
evening; and Sunday.
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Vksiohts. '
Leuves Lexington
PsiroClty
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CVneordia
Solium
Duily, except Sunday.
No. li.
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Saturday
West
8:Sfam
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1:10 pm
10:40 am
Tire repairs cost more than Tires.
RIDE -
GOODYEAR
DETACHABLE TIRES
and save the expense '
Fit any rim. No cement required.
EASY TO REPAIR. EASY to BUY.
Every puncture don't mean
i vulcanizing.
The Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co., Akron, 0.
Simmons Hardware Co., incorporated, St. Louis, Mo.
Schmelzer Arms Co., Kansas City, Mo.', distributers.
LlEl'J SERVIC
Jefferson City, Boouvllle ami Lcxliit?
ton Division.
MIXCO DAU.T rXC. BUNDAT.
xter. Loan
AB .
surani e Agent
y Property (or ul or rant.
EY TO LOAN.
ney on improved farm lands
1 5i per cent interest.
t rooai over Tevls' drug
LexinKton, Mo.
L Mill Co.
ice Buyers
SStD POULTRY. GAMfc
i eggs and rana.'
OUANE STREET,
JEW YORK.
4 Our Present Paying Prices
No.7i.
I.etive.
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Head down.
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No. 71
Arrive.
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ON & TAUBMAN,
1 LBIlNOTON.vllO.
TRACiS OF TITLE,
ESTATE insurance,
? MONET TO LOAN
' only complete sst of Abstract
: Tltlo to ths Lands of LafajrtitM
E in HRE BUILDING
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ill
8. N. Winos
LRXINUTUN,
state, Loans and
Insurance Agents.
;8TBACTS OP THLE MADB.
Dinner on lmprorri farm lands at
I and 1 per cent interest
S IN HiEBLE BUILDING.
.J.W.Meng,
Surgeon Dentist.
? in the Meng Building,
TJifore learhifr the metropolitan In
atnnoes of bad manners- I must touea
upon a phase so vicious that It should
be suppressed by law, writes John Gil
mer Speed in Ainslee's, I allude to tba
aireet "mashiiiff" 1 Vnow no other
than the slang name for the practice
oy men in tnose inoroiiffntares wnera
women go io shop'.- This Is the most
disgusting form of vile tnauoera that
we have, and I vrrlly believa that toe
men who do it onenlv In Wroadwav and
in. Twenty-third street would have been.
hot dead on detection 0 yeara ago.
EVery woman has len annoyed ty
them, and ull meu aee the thin( goiiiff
on. indeed: there are men vno appeaT
tn ia nothlnur elae than to try to at
tract the nttention of women In tho
streets with a sinister and nnmention-
Thev eouid easily , ba
enotted and driven out of town. They
do not belong in New York alone, but
flnnrls i in everv larce citv. Faria una
the digrne of producing the most fin-,
Ished and most persistent or tnesa
acoundrcls; but we have thousand of
them In our own brave American. They
are not all youths by along shot. Many
of them are in middle life, some of
them are elderly. Last summer I saw
a man of middle nge Rtart his game,
lie was a rather shabby specimen,
frayed nt the trouser bottoms, run
down at heel and shiny in the elbows.
But he was on very good terms with
himself. Walking in front of me wa
a good-looking girl, quite slim and nn-
Bophistieated-looking. Her dress indi-.
cated that she was from some small
inlaud pjnee, where the modes of i'aria
do not go direct. She was simplicity
Itself. Everything about her invited j
protection. The man I have alluded to
came from the opposite direction. He ;
took measure, of the girl with a glance.
He turned on his heel and passed her.'
looking into her face. Then he dropped,
back again, looking at her a she
nasised. He ouickened bis pace and
passed her ngiiin. having in the mean
time, arranged his shabby attire by
nnllinir downtlns short cuffs and twist- .
ing his mustache. Now, he evidently
thought he was an all-conquering Don I
Jnnn. He aaraln passed the girl, who
paid not' the slightest attention, though
he Mailed, or rather leered, into her
face. Surely he will give it up, I said
to myself. Not he. He tried again and
nirnin on the snme tack. Hy this time ;
my interest hud changed into angry
disgust. My arm fairly ached to smash ,
ilm over the head with my walking j
MrV. That, however, would have been .
assault and battery, nnd I should have ,
lind to stand trial for felony. So I
concluded to risk committing a mis-'
demeanor. As'the scoundrel ndvnnced (
t nut out inv stick and tinned his
straw hat from behind so that it fell
over his face and to the sidewalk, flood-
tiess, how quickly he collapsed! He
went all to pieces ami ran acrots ino
street ns though Old Nick' were aftor
llm. I fancy It was many weeks ne-
fore he resumed his mashing proclivi
ties. ' .
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trains Hrnvrj m numi Mvmpwi
No. (dally) 7:46 a m
Trains leavo Norm Izinfrton:
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WACO, 8. A. & A. P. and SOU. PAC.
ANOTO
AUSTIN.
VIA ELGIN AND H. AT. C.
Through Tourist Sleepers
CALIFORNIA,
Vi SAN ANTONIO AND SOU. PAC
QuIokMt and But Un to
MEXICO.
I RACKS A
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EXASr
"KATY FLYER"
' TO r- ...
St. Louis, Chicago, Kansas Citv
ALL TRlr4 HAVC '
FREE KATY CHAIR CARS an
. eurrET sleepers.
r
Effective March 10th, J?01,
the
AnoQunca the Ojxning of its
j Rei River Division
Denison and Sherman,
Texas. j j '
Throusfa Train Service will shortly
be fitaHisM from St. Louis and Kaotu
City ovef the J J ' '
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Shortest line to Texas
8 01 10 6Mi:B0
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Trains No. 101 and 101 dally except Sunday
All other trains dally. a,,,-!
Excursion tickets sold to KansasClty Sahir
day evenins, Sunday niorninfis, and Sunday
evenlnts atone fare for the round up.i rood
for rwturn up to and Including- Monday morning-following.
Throuirh tickets and checks to nil points.
Round trip tourist tlckoUon sale to all tourist
"ror'further Information rail on or address:
W. 8. LYONS, Tlckoi Anant,
Telephone No. 50.
"SALZER'S SEEDS
-will nsse iuu itiun-
TklaladArln( UMmanl.biitSal.
'ar'iKKXla Imm It out ri Um.
Q-jfL Orw.iootnon earth, willporttlwly
U yjV WTulutlonUB corn growing
v,irw Billion uonpryirn.
Hmwil mrTo tb
fv 'fv lsoMolhrprCT. tint
yiiij-. crop tlx wmIm iter sowli
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Workmen Iraw th Color Line
Jackaon. Ml-, April 18.-Brieklay.
era from Cblcajro nnd other northern
cltie have tied np buildinff operations
on the nevr atatehmise, by striking
because of the presence of negro
bricklayers on the work. The north
ern men demanded the neproen bo
diHel.urjfed. and when the foreman
refuse,! to lot them go the white men
quit work.
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The colored comic section Is a
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toons are by the best artists. The
humorous stories aro high class, by
authors of national reputation.
. Sheet music, a high-class, popular
song, is furnished free every Sunday ir
The Republic.
ti.. a! Iho Hnndav Kennhlit' h
llv v ".' -J - r ,
mail one year is $2.00. For sale by all
newsdealers. .
What Shall We Have for Desert
Tiii nuMUon arises In tM family every
day. Let us answer it Unlay. Try Joll O. a
delicious desert. Prepare In two mlnuum.
No lklnrl add hot water and set to oool
KlaTors: Lemonramfo, raspberry and straw
berry. At your frocera. looents. 6
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I every town in Lafayette county. Write
i or particulars.
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