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FUNCTIONS OF THE APPETITE. I EDITOR 13 LION'S DI3.
HARD LUCK STORY.
f
5c Lime Attention raid by Ihysiclcguti
to tie ubj ct
Too liuie account, ii is thought, is
laken by phtioiygUis of the func
tion of appetite. All thee function
Klung in vrx sense to tli c domain of
psychology, the- physlol'.-jrij-ts arc apt
s tleU' theiiwus uioily to the
iniriiive vahk i f foods, leaving out
natlcrs of tho ta-ti- entirely. That
te Matter an of lira-rate importance
Kecest ieasitioa la L.ppjauo. at
ftiak ort.jj-JLi.o.
A chief editor iu a lit. u cr.t is the
lattit . nation at 1'rai.kioU-i n
ilaic. The gi nleuian in qut.cu i?
Ihrr Mulltr llertiurth, the tCitor of
Wt.ckad ItttU IU Return t Its Rijht-,
tul Owner. ' I 1
"Speaking of hard luck stories and (
things uf that sort," said a gentleman,
"reminds nie of a little experience,
and it goes to show how the angles
the Frankfort Suu. a number of the of life naliy run sonietimcs, and how
town council aud a well-known close hard luck follows on the heels
sportsman. The Frankfc.it papers of good luck in some iustanm. lam
Las informed tho public that liar the owner of one watch. " Like most
iluller lKrrfurth wuuld make the other nun 1 believe in my watch. My
... m. . i V.uiiP.lA.- r t .a i.. tl.APtKKfim r w. M I I f 1 1 k Uliril h I Pill r II I II 111 ."1IU11
It the opinion ci 1 rof. J. 1 . 1 awlow, rnm r r- - 7 -i----
... . ...... 1 riallv ir.ttr.iiir.i' l,v mtirin? the of time than any other man s. Clocks
m 1 1 . 1 1 1 ! 1 j , 1 1 1 :m- it n mi-- iin. ------ r- j e " .
Th,- Work of the Digestive Wands" lions' cage with Mile, Marguerite,
las just Km translated from liussiaa who periorms every evening in the
fcto Fn-nch (a'ati. 91). and i re- tippodrome with her seven trained
fitted in the tho lit vue Seientifique hons' &nJ ,Iu re P4 u and drink a hot-tSf-nteii:b.
r W. From this revie w wa 1 tle of diampagne, as he had betted he.
lurn th:it the eminent Kussian scien-! otild do.
The result of this an-
the part played by the appetite, not'.
nly in ordinary digestive processes,
lut in bringing on or curing diseased
ionditions of the digestive organs.
Everybody knows, says the writer,
that the normally profitable food u
that which i taken with appetite,
With sensation and pleasure. So, to
Restore the appetite is one of the most
frequent requests made to the phy
clan. He continues:
"Unfortunately, medical science
las strayed from its legitimate tra
ction, which corresponds to real con
ditions of digestive function. If we
aad contemporary treatises on the
troubles of the digestive organs we
tfiiftll be struck with how little atten
tion is paid to the appetite, either
Ms a cause or as a cure.
On the contrary, we may read in cer
tain works that no special heed be
fiveu to poor appetite, which is a
Subjective symptom of slight impor
tance! Such views can be regarded
nly as gross errors.
'"When we advise the patient that
le t-hould cat a little at a time and not
to tatiety, when he is put on a epe
e"al diet, whin we remove him from
lif Labitual surroundings and send
lim to a place where his whole life
is regulated in accordance with his
fhysiologic needs in all these caej
the physician is trying .-imply to
awaken t lie appetite and thus takes ac
count of it as a therapeutic factor. In
the first case, when food is prescribed
In ftnall quantities, besides the avoid
nce of repletion in an enfeebled
Umach, the frequent excitation of
the saliva is of great importance, be
cause of the rich nest, of this secre
tion, and its digestive power'
The author viu cases in which an
abnormally small secretion of gastric
juiee in the- flomach made it doubly
tee.-arv to insure proper digestion
ij iht tali va. Literary Digest.
THE KICKER.
nouncement one may imagine. The
great hall was full half an hour be
fore the commencement of the per
formance. Mile. Marguerite, with
her lions, as to be one of the last
"turns."
At last the great moment arrived.
Ilerr Muller Ilerrfurth, a stout man
of middle size, entered the' hall in fuH
evening dress, with top hat and patent
leather shoe. All eyes were turned
towards him. lie walked up to a seat
"reserved for him and sat down. In
that are re gulated by the government
and run by electricity cut no figure
with me. Really I am attached to
my watch. So is the chain. But I
was speaking seriously. My watch
has been out of my possession for
some time. In fact, it has been out
of my possession for three years.
Where was it? The question is not
pertinent to the issue. Besides that's
nobody's business but mine. If I
want to pay for a cosy place for my
watch, give up its companionship and
pay a percentum besides, I guess I
have a right to do it. Well, I got my
w atch back. I was jubilant and really
felt like some long-lost acquaintance
had come back to kinder brace me up,
as it were, and steer me over the rough
; . I
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Jewel
Stoves
and
Ranges
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truvlti kiiiI offth.-wwy,
dure lud r wh! kliimran.'
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the meanwhile the curtain rose. On . places. But bad luck came quickly,
the stage stood the large cage in I wound the watch up, shoved itdown
which the seven great lions awaited in my pocket and went about my busi
their mistress. The latter soon put ness in perfect confidence that time
in her appearance, armed with a tre-; vould no longer slip away from me,
mendous whip. She stepped quickly ' as it had for the three years during
u AdTanci Ajjut of Progress, 11
Yon Se; it Tiat Way.
What's the lue of a kicker, do you
Lit is the great advance agent of
frtijgTtss.
Ue is the disciple of every good and
awund reform.
lit: is the rectifier of every wrong
vb:cu has bun righted.
jc is tue nemesis 01 tne wrong-
He is tie fuunu'e-r of human liberty,
lie franad liie magna charta and
I tuned am! tv.i that immortal in
irun.etu the declaration of ii:ce
en;ki:ce. He- lulled liberty bell until it si.lit
v I
Li cheek.
He is the .-oil in which has sprang
cp every gnat and gWiou; idea.
lie !s in hague with nature- and
ith nature's God will not permit the
tiolaiiui; ,.f j.rihciples without a reck
oning. What is the use of tbeki.-ktr?
The true kicker, the kiek(r who,
lun he ha. seen a truth, never
"a.- to fight fur it as long as life
lists, is the- very salvation of the
face. X. 0. Harlequin.
NATURE OF LIGHTNING.
into the cage and put her pets
through all their usual tricks, jump-1
ing through hoops, drilling, etc. j
Then, after firing off a pistol, she left,
the cage, and disappeared behind the
cage, while the cage and its occupants
remained visible.
The audience now began to grow
impatient, and shouts were heard:
"Turn him out!" ''He has made a
fool of us!" "Hiss him!" etc. At
once, however, the manager stepped
up to the footlights and said: "La
dies ar;d gentlemen: The great mo
ment has come, and Herr Muller
PM- tlfr hl ll'Afl K
"111 U I 1 J uui II IC tiVI .
Turning to the latter, he added:
"Herr Muller Ilerrfurth, if you wish
to win your M, plea.-e step tip. Mile.
Marguerite will make you acquainted
with your friend.-." Breathless si
lence prevailed. The journalist left
his seat wiin me wcrcts: "l am
ready," and stepped on to the stage
with' erect bearing. The lady met
him, he gajlantly kissed her hand,
and then entered the cage. A little
table had already been placed inside
covered with a w hite cloth. On it was
a bottle of Veuve Clicquot, and near
it w ere two chairs. Mile. Marguerite
opened the bottle and signed to the
gentleman to advance.
The excitement among the public
had reached its height. Herr Muller
TT t .1 11 . .
nernunn coony opened the cage
door and walked in. He took hold of
the bottle and filled both glasses,
while Mile. Marguerite chased the
lions about. Then, holding his glass
of sparkling wine, he stepped into the
middle of the cage, and. turning to
the public, said: "I empty this glass
to the health of the courageous lion
tamer." The latter clinked glasses
with him, and both drank. The pub
lic was now in a frenzy of enthusiasm,
shouting: "Long live Muller!"
"Bravo, Muller," etc. Mile. Mar
guerite next Rsked the journalist to
takeascat. Both ntoyvji(. the gen
tleman filled the glasses again, while
mademoiselle coaxed the largest lion
to come near her. He stalked up ma
jestically, gazing full of curiosity at
the stranger. Herr Muller bent to
wards him and stroked him. Other
lion.- cainu slowly up and were all like-.
wise patted. The journalist then lit
a cigar and handed the burning match
to his neighbor, who lit a cigarette
with it. The glasses were again filled'
and clinked, and emptied to the
health of the audience amid deafen
ing cheers, and the performance was
ended. London News.
which I was separated from my faith
ful ticker. Suddenly I heard a splut
ter in my vest pocket, and a queer
crack as if time had come to an end
Mv vest pocket bulsred out. I was
puzzled for a second or two, but recov
cring I reached down into the pocket
and yanked the watch out. It, had
folded its little hands,so tospcak.and
had turned its toes up to the daisies
The spring did not like the congested
condition, and it had unwound itself
with great viole-nce, and the mechan
ism was a complete wreck. Hard luck?
I should say so. During the last three
years I had paid out enough on that
watch to buy a jewelry store, and in a
!- few hours after I regained possession1
of it the thing gets to pieces on me.
and that's what makes me .-ay what
I do about the way life's angles run."
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K. 11. Koch (I'hvtikal. Zeitschr
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Won the Wager.
At a prominent social club the
other night a man won a bet of ten
Itehin? lalm fotnstimji the Sl;n
ftmsthinz Esid; Wealth.'
'"S'.gns and syinbrls are still factors
in shaping the hopes and fears ef
nie-n," said an obseivant citizen to a
New Orleans Times-Democrat report
er, "and it is a curious fact that many
men are either fearfully depressed or
buoyed up to a high notch by the lit
tle curious beliefs that are still hand
ed down from one generation to an
other. The world is yet credulous,
but occasionally a man will run
against some little something that
will disillusion him. This reminds
me of a conversation I had several
evenings ago with a friend of mine
while riding up-town on a Prytania
street ear. 'By Jove I said to my
friend, 'I am going to get some money
sure. The palm of my left hand
itches fearfully ane! I guess I'll get a
good bund'. of it.' Mv friend smiled
incredulously, and then he proceeded
to unwind a story which happened to
a friend and business associate of his
some time ago. The friend had been
in hard luck for some time, but
scheme had been outlined by which it
was believed a good wad of money
could be made. My friend had put
up some money. lie was backing
his associate. Arrangements had
been made to establish a little- plant
up in Mississippi. My friend was n-thu.-iir-tic,
according to hi? story. He
followed his associate to the depot.
By jingo, we'll have good luck this
time,' the man said while waiting for
a train.' 'Why?' n-ked my friend.
Talm itches,' replied his" friend.
'Oodles of money in this thing for us.
ltd ing palm sure sign. Never fails.'
'Wen,' mv friend said, ju.-t before he
left the car, 'it was not a great while
before I heard from my friend. 'Mak-
WUokeepcousunu,olltaJ
Stair Banisters, NewejpJ
Walnut Coffins, &c
Metallic and Wooden BarulJ
Always on hand
They reepoctfully ask th.
Ihemselne. to sell u cheap u ZTi
Vv li.Kler Furniture c
INSURANCE
Farm property insured,
cupied by tenant or on
i a I . .
msks written in -nv ton
4 . .
county. Will com- and rr.
personal inspection, and u
rate upon application.
Insupe anything. Write
:all on him at office
Lexington.
Heating' Stoves,
Steele Ranges,
Cook Stoves,
Cheapest and Best at
0. F. CTG,
Tel. 105 Lexington, Mo.
11. w.
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iOOMIS,
Bookseller
ml
no3 uni a. loom. 10.
ADMIN1STKATOUS NOT1CK.
Letter of aJininllrntlcn on tli eiHt of
Solomon Krerhart, diM-easetl, were grained
to the uinlcrnlirnml on thn Wh lay of Novem
her. M ov lue probate totiri ol Lafayette
eoiintjr. Misi.uri.
All por-oim hnvinif clniina aitainKt Md
emiilp are remilrtd to exhmlt thfin lor allow
aire to the udininlitmt.ir wiihto nnu vent
hft. r tbe 'l ite of sunt letter nr thev niHjr In
pri lu(lil ('"in anr liemllt of HUrb estate
and If ich .'l.tltns lie net e.xhillte1 within tw.
ve ira fo i th" 1at. of 1U l.'Itertt the) will 1m
terevei hu re.'..
This lith .l.tv of s'ove.rb.T. imn.
t,r.(UliK I,'. KWHI1ACK.
Il-2:il5 Artinlnl-iralor.
ft, Ltunlulett, iueiuitoaiKiiieieia, to criit it firmlv in the loft hand and
liiierin iheca.-eof a ihuiider.-ioim. . strike with-the palm of hi right
u., . 111 1.;, (..iiuoii, mi. to tn c os- g:,iartlj ujion the toiitae bottom,
money,' I s-ngo-ested. 'No,' he
tas found that lightning foiiduttoii dollar, by driviiiL' a cork out r,f a t,nf. ! sai(' f1"1''.", 'he was laid up with
. rhoi-e toi.neetioiis have become im- tie. It uns an nrrlinarv uh;.lv srysipela?, and he fame very near los-
irfect through rusting or otherwise, ! tit, full up to the reek. He proved '"KJ'and that itched so viporourfy J
,.ft ....wl .J ai i-ie oe 101. ei reiUlt: l inailfia i
lors. Now, my friend,' ho said, as
he i:t up to ha the ear, 'let me
give you the moral (if this tale: When
the palm begins to itch send fora doc
tor.' "
Well-Fed Turkey 1.
ll'ir.-c-. rniilo- nrul ilnnli vc an aA
' - v'- h" iwnu- j
eu 10 maiKci in 1 urkey, but the road
g str- w n with grain leaking from the
old jacks, and thou'-aiids of turkeys,
whuh may b bought at 12 centi
apidf, feed on the dropping grain.
Ktepto the Right
IIEADQUARTEKR 10K
School Rooks,
and Supplies,
Picture Mouldings,
Artists Supplies
and
CTRON & TAUI3MAN,
LKX1NOTON, MO.
vRSTRACiS OV TITLE,
mi ESTATE INSURANCE,
MONKY TO LOAN
ll.neir... oiily coniiilete net (( Abntrait
H'oorit of Title, to tbu Land nf LaKjetn
e. itir.t)
OFFICE in HliKl-1 BUILDING
REAL ESTATE
ior sa!e in Lexington. F;
lor sale. Houses to rer:
you have any real esd
sell place it in his hancH
cost it no sale. Ulfc
Lexington.
II. W.
s
F,
LEI Ul
Abstracter, Loan
-AM)
Insurance Agen
arm and City Property tor !'
MONEY TO LOAN.
VIII loan money on imirovedfnr
at 5 and 51 ir cent Interest.
Offlce front rooai overTevi!'1!
store. lexiiiKton. Mu'
C'liutin' eluiueUr of liuhtnii
.ii;ts K!.x-;ioiiiaoi.ttic uave are
rouiieu!, ui.t ii act upon the imper
fect eoiiLeiliui,.- as tipuii a coherer,
usiorii1" ihiir conductivity for a
jote or h.-., loi.g period. Lilitnin";
t liitlierio been considereii a ct;ii
tiuuous ditch'urge, which ,fiei: b-
holdinjr the bottle in a horizontal do-
eitifln. In a rei'n of dtepit ilt-nce
he emote, and to the Mirprit-e of all,
the cork flew out. Anvbody can do
it, he ny.S.YAn.
Vliere Women Are Forbidden.
Jlaiwiitcliin, on the borders of Hut-
0 I
rJ li 1 1 B I
a f VA I a
Pnpr
I UUUI.
?l'Ki Ueward.
City afid Farm Property l or Sale.
No. 1050, 6 ro-jtu brick luuat ua Main
treH. fl tiOO.
No. 1051,2 titory Irauio house on Franklin
avenue, f'tOO.
Nj. 10G0, 1 story frame coetaue on Main
at reel, fl.Ge0.
No. 10SI, 2-atory brick toue on Franklin
avPDuc, f2,HO0.
No. 10SO. 2-torv brick bouas on Main
Btreet.f J.OOO.
Ni). 1)1, 200 anre farm elmuroved) next
PaKChy. f0 per acre.
No. 18, 121) acre (irriDroved) 9 mllea
aat ul Lestndun, (JO per acre.
No. 151, W) acrra (Improved) 0 mi'tb aoolb
of Islington, fr! per acre.
No. 105, 157 acroa (improved) 4 mlln
N. W. ol Cordvr, , f5 per acre.
N 1. 183, 83 anrca (uiiprovtd) 2t tutiea
aouth of Loxlouton, Jfi5 prracre,
F. I.EE WALLACE,
10-12tf. L'llnifton, Mo.
.... 1 . . .
Conue- apparently c.-eillutoiy by in.,'ilc ', ea ,l10 -'')' m the world pco
Iti'dition. The au;hor enu'lAi i a pleil by 11:1.11 only. The Chinese worn
atnirllv revoivinp .,,.n,.r i L. en are not onlv forbidden to live ' !--. --. K1""1, I The Cood Unlet Club of !xiniri..l.
e ' - " " ' v a .... i m ..1. 1.. -..n . . "
;st this question, but does not arrive n thi ternary, but even to Xm the rurlTltx
i any definite conclufcToiir c the ! C't "f Kalkan and enter into In traveling on the road to wealth lie caught ami lurued'ovcruMhiH ciul
fahlit.- jdiotographed were all too dU- Mongolia. All the Chinese of thii it jmys to keep to lli right. Chicago t r ntraline a hurae or mule bt lonifini
tuut. . . I bid der city ate exclusively trader. i Daily Newi. to any miubur of thia club, lu.llitf
Corninf.Oblo, Nov. 5tb, 1H00,
PepHin Byrup Co., Montlrlo, III.
While vliitloa In Taylorllle, IU.,
catne acroat your Dr. Caldwell'a Byrup
Pt'pln. Havu used t;v am) tine-hiif
bnttlna and 11 h .. t ip.na im r"ir. cnod
than all lli nxvlirlne 1 bava uard for two
yt-ata. Pipmh ,i m ,now, ynu ,vj
wiirl me thrtu or lour bottlra and whul tt
will coat to a nd it to tornloK, Perry
county, Ohio, and Obllua,
mhh Hahah A, N'cC'ii ackkn,
Hold by Leroy Farmer. tt-2n2
Low Kate Kxcurswt
all Siiiumer via
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union rMt'S
ever bcft. made. The wf
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vuiicii nini vo (.'" (. its 0 '
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.lo us the favor to write f'"1
criptive mutter, etc. .)(,
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llomeseekets' excurs 0 a-
whole -
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wceka to the
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round trip rates to t ! daft!,
sition, the Seashore. At
wtu. .MieitiKii , . ni:(i'
thousHiid eHHteri. .km; le
mil trips east, via U'l"
Clevelauel. . . ((T
Cheap ExciirHiona'l,
to St. Paul, Mniuc'iPl ; t P.
Superior resorts; ll
country. .
Aakforthe J JurlinKton s -citrshm
iHtecii ctilarf- $
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