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Re Inramsuflle leratO Established July 4, 1892 liKntered as second-class matter In the Postoffice BE Brownsville, Texas. BTiE BROWNSVILLE HERALD PUBLISHING 0 COMPANY ^Subscription Rates—Daily and Sunday (7 Issues) Mp Vear.$9.00 H Months .. SHree Months . $2.25 H8 ®4onth .. H, MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS SBk Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use WF publication of all news dispatches credited to It or Im; otherwise credited in this paper, and also the IHal news published herein. ^■Harlingen Office, Reese-Wil-Mond Hotel, HKDne 1020. H TEXAS DAILY PRESS LEAGUE Foreign Advertising Representatives ^BDallas, Texas, 512 Mercantile Bank Building. fM Kansas City, Mo., 306 Coca Cola Building. |Hchicago, HI.. Association Building. ’ I New York, 350 Madison Avenue. ^^8t. Louis, 502 Star Building. iigeles. Cal., Room 1015 New Orpheum Bldg., oadway. rancisco, Cal., 318 Kohl Building, i, Wash., 507 Leary Building. Ftelieve School Congestion ville public schools at present are so over that half-day are the rule in the lower ooxns are overcrowded and many pupils r to make unnecesarily long walks to at ses. to remedy this situation that residents of Let on April 6 voted a $75,000 bond issue, of the board of trustees express the belief added class rooms will care for the ex lcreased enrollment and permit a return .y classes for the entire system. : just hew long the present contemplated will be effective, members of the school use to hazzard a guess. The scholastic cen 1929-30 revealed 4833 prospective students, ise of 312 over the 4421 enumerated the re. w Texas law’ permitting 6-year-old child iter free public schools will add from 300 ore pupils. These 6-year-olds are to be sd for the first time in the census taken ch. vnsville continues to grow at its present census for 1930-31 should show a gain of ore students, or approximately 4500 in the plans include the building of a modern m, one story structure in the Alta Vista m Harrison between 23rd ando 24th streets, delling of the old grammer school into a Dom structure. wildings will increase the desk room of the ' abcut 550 at the beginning of the 1929-30 f the 321 additional scholastics enumerated ine jirst time this year are believed to be al Ijady attending school. Hence the actual increase l enrollment may not be large until the folowing The school board has pointed out that it would not f necesary to increase valuations in the district or to illect a higher tax in order to provide the interest id sinking fund on the new issue. The new buildings are to be ready to be put in ;e when the 1929-30 session opens next September. I Texas Guinan Has An Alibi ;xas Guinan fell into the clutches of the federal “rnment. She went on trial for operating a it club. She testified. She swore she did not the night club. She had no interest in the it club. She was paid $1,000 a week as hostess the night club. ie never sold whisky in her life. She never drank sky in her life. If the night club is a nuisance declared that she is not responsible for it. She an under cover pro agent tried to mash her. sent her orchids. He remanded an explanation A) why she did not wear the orchids, be refused to permit the girls to make dates 1 undercover agents. She protected her ;,chil 1” from their advances. She was a star witness, admitted that she was mercenary. She said quit being the hostess of a night club when a ing movie concern ofered her $6,000 a week to :e history on or for the screen. She was acquit exas is sure enough Texan. She first saw the t in the city of Waco in the county of McLen . She was a vaudevile artist in the long ago. broke into the screen as a wild west girl, made ory as well as money as a wild west favorite and ,i retired for the modern kings and. queens of wild west screen thrilers. exas has a history. Che could write a book. could break into the Saturday FIvening Post, lot into the Saturday Evening Post into Liberty ;asine. If she is unable to write It she should i a ghost writer to hammer her memoirs into for the reading public. host writers are found on every comer In the of New York. They do the work, the principals [ their names to the stories and pocket the most die money received from the publications which in for that sort of personal pabu’um. host writing is a great game, r.lmost as hectic ,he life of the first lady of a niefbt club on Man tan island. > An Indian For Commissioner A Minnesota congressman demands the aepoint ner»t of an Indian commisioner to handle the afairs if the wards of the government. An Indian is the 'hief humorist of the United States. An Indian is rfce president of the United States. Why not an Indian for Indian commision.*r? Isn't it nearing he time that the Indian should come into his own? Uato Sells is not an Indian, but Cato says he is net seeking the job of commisioner. Hence if an Indian is appointed the Texan will iot be disappointed. Problem of A11 the Ages Sec. Henry L. Stinison has been asked by the iiplomatic corps of Washington for a definite ruling on the social status of Mrs. Edward Everrett Gann, sister and oficial hostess of Vice President Charles Curtis. No, the diplomats did not ask—they de jmanded a ruling. Now the secretary of state should Ipass the problem on to the president. Andrew Jackson faced a problem of like nature. He was a carrier and he solved it. Ambitious Oklahomans probably in the future will tepire to the office of lieutenant governor.—Louis Ule Courier-Journal. • , „\ '.y. • Ir-ll.T."v \ *—" :?S7—— ■" .,:■■■ -■vrvriLa'jr,iu ,. ■■ ■■jiiji,.s—■i«-vL,.gr Tlk© Gmc® Otcit By ILL PHILLIPS MR. COOLIDGE’S NEW JOB Ex-President Coolidge has become an insurance man. He has agreed to accept office as director of the New York Life. This will mark the first time in history that a man of few words has ever r ^ anywhere in the insurance, business. Of course, they’ve put Mr. Coolidge where he won’t have to say much, but the mere selection of the world’s outstanding Man of Silence may be signi ficant. It may mean that even the solicitors will be less argumentative in the battle for new policy holders. Can you imagine Calvin Coolidge prolonging the visit? Certainly not. The entire conversation would be something like this: “Morning." “Morning." / “Could I interest you in a 20-year endowment?" “No.” “A straight payment life?" ::Not at all.” “Good day!" “Good day!" None of the average insurance agent’s sales argu ment. No questions like, “But, my dear man, have you ever stopped to think what would happen to your wife and family without adequate insurance?” or, “Don’t you think you owe it to your children to take out another $25,000?” And no “Where will you be at 65?" Probably thousands of insurance talks fail every day because the agent doesn’t know when to stop talking. That’s where a man like Calvin Coolidge can be of great service to the entire insurance business. His very presence on the board of one of the coun try’s biggest life insurance companies should result in an enormous conversation of natural gas. Having accepted the nomination, Mr. Coolidge will be elected a director very soon, but it is still dif ficult to believe that this is the job the former Presi rent had his eye on all last summer and fall. It doesn’t call for any glass ball, clay pigeon or turkey shooting whatsoever. Unless, of course, they’re going to put Cal In charge of the collections. * * * • HER MISTAKE Imn Dodo thinks a clipper ship is a towboat full of barbers. * • • • The trout season is on and what a good many anglers would like to join is a Brook of the Month Club. • • • • IS SHE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW? ‘*Miss Helen Morgan, night club hostess, was among those awaiting court action. Asked if she thought the Jones law would kill night clubs, she replied in all seriousness, ‘What is the Jones law?”’ —Iffews Item. Well, Miss Morgan, the Jones law is a law that prohibits the big oil producers from raising the sub way fare outside the 12-mile limit except in such crises as it may be shown that the owner did not in tend to park his car longer than 30 minutes and that the dog was muzzled and in leash, the offering of a bribe to Mr. Harvey notwithstanding, or something like that. The matter could be explained in more [detail, but there are a lot of things an unsophisti cated little girl shouldn’t know. |j WASHINGTON, April 16.—Washington gossip picked up at random. With the special session of congress on the imme diate horizon the new women members are digging into Washington. Rep. Ruth Baker Pratt of New York has leased Evermay, one of the historic estates of old George town. Several years ago the owners spent $75,000 ui restoring the house and developing the gardens. Rep. Ruth Hanna McCormick has bought the greater part of a block in Georgetown. There are three houses on the property, quaint, old fashion ed structures, which she proposes to throw together. The surrounding “yards” will be converted into a spacious garden, with rolling stretches of lawn. Meanwhile she is living in the home of Warren De lano Robbins, United States minister to Salvador. Rep. Ruth Bryan Owen has elected to make her permanent home on capitol hill to be near her of fice, and has taken an apartment in the Methodist building. JOHN'S FIANCEE LEFT OUT Washington thought it rather odd that the first wedding present went to John Coolidge instead of to his fianffee, Florence Trumbull. The bride-to-be was not even mentioned in the gift preset: ted by chiefs of diplomatic missions in the capital. The gift, a great silver bowl with four matching candlesticks, is inscribed: ... ... PRESENTED TO MR. JOHN COOLIDGE ON THE OCCASION OF HIS MARRIAGE BY THE HEADS OF DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS IN WASHINGTON, 1929. Every morning a handsome bouquet of flowers comes to the ofice of the director of public buildings and parks from the white house greenhouses, which are under the supervision of that office. Every evening the flowers are given to an em ploye of the office. The distribution is on an alphia betical basis. If an employe is absent when his or her turn comes, the next in line gets the bouquet. DOG INTO REBECCA’S HOME One of President Hoover’s dogs has been given the home at the White House formerly occupied by Re beca, the Coolidge’s pet raccoon. Rebecca's heme in the south grounds is still in tact. It is a stout circular wire fence built around a tree with a little house perched on one of the tree’s lower branches. The wire enclosure now is used as an exercise pen for the Hoover canie possesed of a nasty disposition. While strolling around Washington one is likely to encounter the highest government officials in the most particular places. We are over in the neighborhood of the state, war and navy building at noon recently and stopped in a “hot dog” stand for a bit to eat. There wc saw Secretary of Labor Davis eating a slab of apple nie and drinking coffee. The proprietor told us the the secretary lunches there frequently when he is in the neighborhood. Wouldn’t it have been great had we but known in time that all that was needed to win the W’orld War was the right brand of clgarets?—Marion Star. . 1 ^———■—— ... im MU Iimii Ml——— I.. ..— ———■—— j-Tu^r»xuT_r_ruri-rij 'i_n_r . »■■*■—»» — -- - — ,r- - j-in_run.r • A National Hook-up By Ripley! **— «» — **"■*! *i" n~ij^n_PLj~wj—tjnj~Ljn_rxoj*xfXi~unj~xf\fxi~i<~i-r~Li~ij~ti—1_ —i_i~j Lr_r^ i /O ' < I • I o V II A., _ m » This is a daily feature of The Herald, and authenticity of the above, if questioned, may be had from Mr. Ripley, in care of this paper. A LOVE AND MYSTERY STORY By J.Jefferson Farjeon Copyright. 192?. by Centra) Frcss Association, let. READ THE FIRST: The plot concerns some weird noises beneath a supposedly haunt ed house in Bylord Moor. One day Brown, a romantic young clerk, heard a rough-looking fellow say to another: “After her! And—if she's troublesome—don't be particular what you do to her!” Brown trails the girl to the haunted house, and mysteriously disappears from his companions, Rupert and Charlie and a laborer named Ted, who has been investigating the sounds. Rupert decides to go to the house at night to find out what has become cf Brown. (NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY) CHAPTER XVII Rupert stared in through the window. His mind was baffled. It was also irritated. He had been peroared for an astounding sight, and now he was astonished at the absence of anything astounding. About to climb in, he paused, and turned. The laborer was at the gate, standing outside, watching. Was this an elaborate joke on the laborer's part? For an instant Rupert concluded that it must be, and his regard for the laborer de scended to zero. The next instant however he dismissed this theory as absurd. The laborer was obvious ly genuine. He was as obviously genuine as the floor of the lounge hall wras corpseless. Then the only 1 explanation could be hallucination. He postponed his entry into the house, and returned to the laborer. “Look here,” he said, bluntly. “Have you been drinking?” “That's right.” nodded the laborer. “Found a case of champagne in the shed and tossed orf a couple o’ dozen.” “Shut up! I'm serious!” “Are yer? Well, if yer serious, wot’s the good of arskin’ a queshun like that? ’Corse I ain’t been drink in’! Hopportunity's a fine tiring, ain't it?” “Right. You’ve not been drink ing. But have you been dreaming?” “Ah, that's more like it. sir. I dremp a bagful in that there ditch!” “Perhaps you dreamt about a bodv lying on the floor in there?” “Wotcher mean?” demanded Ted. “Nah—that weren't no dream.” “Well, your dead body has got up and walked away.” “Wot’s that?” The irony of Ted’s eyes disap peared. What was that? Dead body walked away? “I say your dead body has gone for a joy ride.” “Go on!” “And your door by the grand father clock has closed itself. You told me it was open.” **It/ W£tS!’* “It’s not any more. What's your explaantion?” Ted applied his mind to it. Ru pert’s own doubts entered into him. “P’r’aps yer right,” he muttered. “’Ave a look in the shed, sir. Brown’s there orl the time.” But Rupert shook his head. He had examined the shed himself, and he knew that Brown was not there. “Well, there yer are,- said the la I borer, although he really had very little idea of where they were. “ ’E's gorn. And the corpse ’as gorn That’s about the size of it. If one pops orf, why shouldn't t’ other?” The logic was faulty, as Rupert pointed out. “Brown could pop off because he was alive,” he retored. “A dead man can't pop off. Don’t be a silly fool! You know, it’s really much more likely that Brown’s nerves and your nerves got the better of you last night—and Brown ran away and you saw things.” This was the theory that Ted wanted to accept. It was a nice, comfortable theory A pleasing, sim ple explanation. He struggled hard to accept it but finally gave up. “If that deader wern’t lyin’ on the floor when I looks in larst night," he said, “and if that door wasn’t hopen, I ain’t standin’ ’ere, The door was locked. “Now what?” he muttered. and you ain't standin there. Why, didn't I tell yer,” he went on, with slight indignation. “I went oil ho ver the ’ouse? And when I come out again, the deader was still there, and the* door was still hopen. This weren’t no dream, sir. Dreams is— fuzzy.” “Righto,” responded Rupert, re signedly. ”1 believe you. Like to go over the uose again with me?” ‘‘No. thanks,” answered the labor er. "But I don’t mind waitin’ ’ere, jest ter make sure yer come out again.” ‘‘That’ll do,” said Rupert, with a | smile. ‘ If I don't come out again, i say, in half an hour, you can come in and collect the pieces.” The grim joke was not appreciat ed. “ ’Ere, don’t tork like that,” mut- | tered Ted. “I ain’t made of con- i crete!” Nevertheless Rupert was con vinced that, if he did not come out again in half an hour, the laborer would follow him, whatever he was made of. Spiritually speaking, Ted was made of something better than concrete. Twenty seconds later, Rupert was in the house. He stood for a mo- j ment in the lounge hall, to get the! configuration of the place. The lounge hall was large and roomy. Behind him was the open window. Also behind him, a little to the right, was the front door. Ahead he yond the large, faded square carpet that covered the floor, were the as cending stairs. A door on his right, near, the front of the house, led to a large room Assumedly the dining room. The locked door was nearer the back of the hall, just before the silent grandfather clock. On the left was a door to another re ception room, while a passage at the rear led to the servant’s quar ters. He searched the ground floor, and then the upper floor. He found nothing. The only spot he could • / j not search was the spot beyond the locked door by the grandfather clock. He examined the door with special attention. The lock appeared to have been tampered with, but he imagined one of his own party had been respon sible for that on the night before. On the other hand, he did not re call having noticed two long cracks in the paneling. Tne worn paint work was badly scratched, and the door seemed to have been recently mended. He quelled an impulse to try and smash it in. He did not yet feel quite justified in breaking up other people’s property. He returned to the staircase, sud denly attracted by a door he had not noticed. There was no gap un der the stairs, the space being walled off by stout oak. and this door suggested a cupboard. Or, per haps, descending stairs? He tried the door. Locked. “Damn!” he muttered. “Now what?” He became oppressed by his im potence. Well, well, if he could do no more at the moment, he would certainly do more later on. Mean while he would return to the Yel low' Stag and debate the matter with his fat lieutenant over bacon and eggs. Yes. the police might have to be called in, after all. Yet what would the police think of the story? You cannot handcufi shadows and there was not a scrap of evidence which a country inspec tor, anxious for his dignity, would condescend to consider seriously However. Rupert could not see yet how police interference would ben efit the particular personalities in whose interests he was supposed tc be working. True, Brown had disappeared. Sc had the girl. But there was noth ing yet to confirm the theory that they had r.ot disappeared voluntar ily. on their own initiatives, and (Continued on page nine) % Health and Right Living BY ROYAL 8. COPELAND, M. D. Former Commissioner of Health, Your poor old liver is a much abused organ. It is called upon to take from your system great quan tities of poisons, some of them perfectly natural and, in that sense, “proper.” But unfortunately we are careless of our highest welfare and are inclined not to guard the liver against unnecessary demands upon its powers. An important part of the Wood vessel system of the body, is a group of veins beginning in the lower intestine and bowel. The blood is carried from here into larger veins, all part of what is called the “portal system." In this way it reaches the liver. The portal blood is filled with bacteria and poisons which have originated in the waste materials in1 the bowel. Of course, Natuie has adopted wonderful protective mea sures and, under fairly normal conditions, will prevent the escape through the portal system of more such agents than the liver can de stroy or modify without undue effort. The liver is a laboratory where wonderful things are done. It is its function to “work over” the poi sonous things and feed them into the general blood circulation so slowly, or so changed, that they do us no harm. .™ere not f°r this remark able action, these poisons would h?iimmedl,ately lnto the general blood supply and life would be pretty doubtful. As it is, however, this much-abused liver does us a good turn many times a day. It is one of our best friends. . 01 the faults of modern life o the consumption of foods that ™ak? i0r constipation and fer mentation in the bowel. Germ ac lon goes on and poisons are de veloped which are bad for us. th? lliin0LweF for t0 overlook ThproV1 eflects of constipation, rrf!?. can, be no doubt that it is of domg us real harm. hverPinf fufth® '7atchful care of the « m,Jiltenng out these poisons than we do.ertainly SUffGr far more 12ger d0 we telk of “bmious JJf* J°“r ancestors did, but it cannot be denied that many a per son is hampered in his work by Th "n£erCtr0f intestinal cleanliness. The poor liver has been overwork fhTSeqUenuCe and has failed to keep the overabundance of poisons from reaching the vital parts cvSnt^™hVVhe most familiar oymptom. Sickness at the stom ach sleepiness, unwillingness to appetlte- irritability, lental dullness, coated tongue, brown spots on the skin, unclean complexion, dark circles around th« *hes.e are signs of a ne g^cted intestine or an overworked Each of us should be careful about the diet. Roughage to cleanse the intestinal walls, fruit and vegetables and proper eating habits generally, are essential for our general welfare. Life depends on the liver! ANSWERS TO HEALTH QUERIES C. A. N. Q.—What causes dizzy spells? A.—Dizziness may be due to a cir culatory disturbance, to an eye or ear condition, or to some intestinal disturbance. An examination will determine the exact cause and then definite treatment can be prescribed. * * * R. C. T. Q.—What should a girl of 14, 5 feet 1 inch tall weigh? A.—She should weigh about 108 pounds. * * * JAS. A. B. Q.—Does working in a dusty place affect the lungs? A.—It would be wise to avoid this, if possible. * * * MRS. G. W. P. Q.—What causes dreaming? A.—This may be due to some in testinal disturbance or nervousness. Eat a light evening meal and do not eat before retiring. Avoid constioa tion. * * » J. Q.—What should a girl weigh who is 16 years old and 5 feet 4 inches tall. 2. How can I reduce? A.—For her age and height she should weigh about 120 pounds. 2. Weight reduction is merely a mat ter of self-control as regards the diet. * • • ANNA G. Q.—What should a girl weigh who is 12 years old and 4 feet 10 inches tall? 2. How can I gain weight? A.—For her age and height she should weigh about 98 pounds. 2. Proper dieting and deep breathing is the secret. You should eat nour ishing foods and have plenty of sleep and rest. Who am I? What is my middle name? Which of my plays Is pro duced in two parts? In the old legend what town did the Pied Piper rid of rats? In mythology who raveled out by night what she wove by day? “I can do all things through Christ which strengthened me.” Where is this passage found in the Bible? Star Lore DAWN MEN By Arthur D. Carpenter Most all prehistoric races abe known by their fossil remains, but the two oldest known races—the Foxhall dawn man and the Bram ford or sub crag dawn man of East Anglia—give evidence of hav ing lived only by the survival of the flint tools which they made. The Foxhall man made five kinds of small flints, and the Bramford man produced the rostro-cadnate flints. Rostra-carinate means beak-keeled, and the worked flints have the appearance of the prow of a boat turned up at the feel. Geologists place these “dawa at more than a million yearr^lR}, before the first glacial period. (More Tomorrow) Answers to Foregoing Questions 1. Eugene O’Neill; Gladstone; Strange Interlude. 2. Hamelin. 3. Penelope. 4. Philippians i7, 13. NURSE STEALS $30,000 GEMS BRUSSELS—A nurse employed by Mme. Jeanne Lorchette stole jewels worth $50,000 and escaped to Hungary. Eat a Real Game Dinner at The Matamoros Cafe Mrs. Emma Leonard When In Matamoros Stop at The Matamoros Hotel For a Clean Room. 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