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®ie UnramsriHe Hmild Established July 4, 1892 Entered as second-class matter In the Postoffice Brownsville. Texas. THE BROWNSVILLE HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Subscription Rates—Daily and Sunday (7 Issues) One Year . $9.00 Six Months .%.$4.50 Three Months .$2.25 One Month . .75 MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein. Ha:'.:r-ren Office, Reese-Wil-Mond Hotel, Phone 1020. TEXAS DAILY PRESS LEAGUE Foreign Advertising Representatives Dallas. Texas, 512 Mercantile Bank Building. Kansas City, Mo., 306 Coca Cola Building. Chicago. 111., Association Building. New York, 350 Madison Avenue. St. Louis, 502 Star Building. Los Angeles, Cal.. Room 1015 New Orpheum Bldg., 846 S. Broadway. % . San Francisco, Cal., 318 Kohl Building. f Seattle. Wash., 507 Leary Building. The Market Problem Fertile acres of Valley soil produce abundantly and water pumped from the Rio Grande and carried to fields make a regular crop almost certain Fruit and vegetables can be grown one year with another. The quality of Valley crops average high, although there is room for improvement in pack and grade. Quantity and quality production are easy. The real problem is to sell the output of the lands at a profit. The marketing problem has been discussed at great length in the past five years but little has been done to effectively solve it. The situation is so complicated that a new angle of it can be turned up at every point of contact. Some few outstanding facts can be pointed out to guide the way to a start toward a solution: Organization is necessary. Efficient management of the organization is nec essary. Confidence in the management on the part of the growers is necessary. A willingness to co-operate on the part of the membership is necesary. Sound financing is necessary. Marketing conditions in the Lower Rio Grande Valley must be improved if this section ever is to become the agricultural empire it is capable of be coming. Overproduction of crops must be prevented. Plant ing of vegetables at the wrong *»ason must be stop ped. Freight rates must be improved. All these and a thousand other' smaller problems are mere details which can be handled once the organization is working. To properly organize an experienced co-operative operator will be needed. The services of this man will come high. It is proper that they should. He has a commodity of which there is not an oversupply —training as a manager of successful co-operative or ganizations. This man would cost $10,000 per year, or probably more. Until the organization is willing to pay that type of man there is little prospect of success for organization. This should be the major expense of the organi zation, though not the only expense. The matter of financing would be one of the big "little ’ prob lems. An efficient man of the right type at the head of the organization probably would save his •alary by reducing operating expense. After the organization is perfected there must be some way to make it hold together for a sufficient period to receive a real test. It probably would not make any headway for one year, possibly not for two. Any apparent profit earned by it in that period for its members likely would be the result of iinusual market conditions. And after it did begin to function properly it would not be able to sell $6 per ton cabbage for $50 per ton. nor would it be able to reduce the spread | from producer to sonsumer to any considerable ex- j tent. An efficient organization would be able to get •all there is to get” out of each crop. It could do no more. But that would be sufficient to place truck farming and citrus growing in the Lower Rio Grande Valley on a highly profitable basis for good farmers. The farmer who is a failure will be a failure in or out of an organization. 0 Aimed at the Big Bootlegger# A high authority reiterates that the Jones-Stalker law is' aimed at the; big bootlegger. Mrs. Ella A. Boole is president of the National Woman’s Temper ance Union. She has let it be know that the law was enacted to stop the law violation of the commercial bootleg gers “who had no fear of the small penalty of the Volstead act.” and that the government at Washing ton “has made it clear that the increased penalties te for the big bootleggers.” This should make it interesting to the big boot leggers. They are said to be very numerous the coun try over. Are the Element# Angry? Cyclones and tornadoes and floods, the country over, are taking a large toll of human life and inflict ing immense property damage. Hail storms and wind storms and rain storms are of daily occurrence the country over. Rivers out of their banks in the valleys of the smith are reminders to the tillers of the soil that crop planting and crop growing is a gamble. Life is just one blamed thing after another for American wealth makers who dwell in the rural re gions and it is just one blamed thing after another for millions who live in the cities and the towns, never overlooking the great industrial centers. This thing called life is not a monotonous affair. It has Its tribulations as well as its thrills. — Breaking Strikes in North Carolina Textile operatives went on strike in a North Caro lina industrial ©enter. They established headquarters In a frame building. They established relief head quarters in a second frapie building. Masked men destroyed the frame buildings, mal treated the strikers and terrorized their families. This Mads like a New England tale written in the labor districts of Massachusetts 30 years ago. Now the toldiers are on guard but the maskers haven’t been Captured. These strikers are of the proud old Anglo Saxon families. Are the maskers of the crowd proud old j#ngli Saxon families? - ^ i fti& MR. SINCLAIR’S PLIGHT Harry Sinclair, oil magnate, will soon begin to serve a ninety-day jail term. He ran out of gas when summoned to testify before a senate committee. The oil man will have to occupy a small cell, sleep in a prison cot and eat prison food. He hasn't seen any chow like that since he was a prospector. Sinclair started life in his father’s drug store. He used to be a soda clerk. Early in life he moved to Independence, Kansas, where he played the tuba in McCray’s band. But he saw no future. He looked up the statistics and found no tuba player had ever become a millionaire and that only one out of every 400.000 soda water clerks ever made enough money to have places at Great Neck, Newport and Palm Beach. So he struck out for Oklahoma. There he went rabbit hunting and it was rabbit hunting that set him on the path to riches. On one of the hunts he shot himself through the foot. This satisfied him and his companions that he was not cut out for a successful career as a big rabbit pelt and hassenpfef fer man. Mr. Sinclair, always a keen man, closed under the head of rabbit hunting and opened under the head of new business. He collected $5,000 in accident insur ance, threw away his rabbit gun and set out on the golden trail, with no idea there would be a hoosegow at the end of it. He put the $5,000 in an oil lease and struck a gusher. He was so encouraged by this turn in luck that he wanted to shoot himself in the other foot. From that day to this he has always felt that rabbits were lucky. At any rate he rapidly became an oil king and millionaire lubricating mogul. Everything went well until he met ex-Secretary Fall. He has always contended that he first saw Fall from behind and thought he was another rabbit. Certainly when Mr. Sinclair saw Mr. Fall he got something much more serious than a foot wound. Teapot Dome was the beginning of his adversi ties and, while rabbits may have been the cream in his coffee, Secretary Fall was the thumb in his tea. One bad break followed another and now Mr. Sinclair must- go to jail for the summer. He will have memories there. There will be times when he will think it would have been better had he never left the drug business. And there will be others when he will think a tuba player’s career has it all over an oil man's. And—who knows?—he may regret he ever went rabbit hunting. • • • • NO TACT, NO TACT Husband fdisturbed by his wife's restlessness and pacing the floor): Why on earth don’t you go to sleep? Wife: I can’t. Husband: Why don’t you try counting sheep? Wife: I have, but look what you're doing to make it impossible. Husband: What am I doing? Wife: You’re walking in my sheep! * * * * SHIPPING NEWS The Paris went around again, it seems. Once more and she may be towed away for violating the no parking laws. • • • * Dr. Doran, federal prohibition commissioner, is to investigate the grape juice industry in California. Ah. but how about the orange juice industry? The part played by grape juice in the modern party is nil. but what would it do without the orange? L<bU®\r; By HERBERT €. PLUMMER WASHINGTON, April 27.—The house of repre sentatives never is more delighted than when oppor tunity is afforded Nick Longworth and Jack Garner to engage publicly in a lovefest. For the w-arm friendship that has existed between the republican speaker and the democratic floor leader for more than a quarter of a century is re spected and admired by every member of the lower house. They are cronies in the truest sense of the word. Although they subscribe to different political faiths and have frequently clashed on the floor* nevertheless their friendship never has been threatnd. It is not uncommon to see them—even after the most heated tilts—stroll arm in arm out of the house chamber down the corridors of the capitol. • * * • • • GENTLE WORDS So.. at the opening of the special session, after Longworth had defeated Gamer 254 to 143 for the speakership and the fiery democrat had been chosen to present the new speaker to the house, every mem ber settled comfortably in his seat. They knew nice words were in the offing. Garner started by saying that it was a distinct privilege as well as a real pleasure in this instance to present the speaker-elect of the sevnty-first con gress. Then he became more informal and personal. "It so happens that we came to Washington as representatives at the same time. We have been associated together on committees as well as in the house for the past quarter of a century. "He certainly has been one of the most impartial and fair presiding officers that has ever occupied this exalted position. He is beloved by the entire mem bership regardless of party affiliation.” And then, as the house broke into prolonged ap plause. Garner presented "a great statesman, a real outstanding American. Nicholas Longworth of Ohio.” * * * * AND GENTLER WORDS After a bow and a warm handclasp to Garner it was Longworth’s turn. Turning to the house he said that he had just been presented by a man who received the unanimous vote of his party for speaker, there by carrying with it as a necessary incident his elevation to the leader ship of the democratic party in the house. “I congratulate you members seated upon the east side of the aisle upon the wisdom of your choice. The gentleman from Texas and I entered congress 56 years ago . ' "That he is a better man than I. in the estimation of his constituents, is made clear by the fact that his service has been coninuous. Mine was interrupted by a vacation of two years, by no means on my own motion.” The speaker concluded his tribute by saying that Senator Foraker of Ohio once coined a phrase exem plifying the activities and future of his party. It was: "Vim. Vigor.* Victory." Then turning to the democratic side he said: "Under the leadership of the gentleman from Tex as I formally guarantee to you the first tw-o." Babe Ruth's new wife took him. of course, for BATTER or worse. I ' ^ ~ i~ij—u~Lf~u—u~ _r~>j~u—ii—i i~irxrvrxri_i~i_i~i_rij~ij~W~tjiLJ>_ ^*-l,~*-11— Believe It or Not By Ripley I ,.THERE~ARE<MCRE SToDiNTS STUDYING For THE MINISTRY in Chicago than « | ,ANY OTHER CITy j|N THfe WORLD I Frank j WELty J ft M&USTACPt^ INCHED WlDE>/ > _ _ _ _ .. * is /T fclMNDA^N ATivt I i - ^ : ft'j tfTT This is a daily feature of The Herald, and authenticity of the above, if questioned, may be had from Mr. Ripley, in care of this paper. UNDERGROUND MYSTERY STORyI Bv 'J.Jefferson Farjeon CapnifhL 1929. by Central Pm AneeUtiao, lne. READ THIS FIRST*: The plot concerns some weird underground noises beneath a sup posedly haunted house in Byford Moor. One day Brown, a roman tic young clerk, overhears a rough looking man say to another: “Aft er her! And—if she's troublesome —don’t be particular what you do to her!” Brown trails the girl, whose name is Joscelyn, to the house. He disappears. Charile, one of his companions, follows Simon Brill, who is under suspi cion. to a professor's house, known as Moor View'. He meets the pro fessor’s daughter. Celia. (Now Go On With the Story) CHAPTER XXVII Charlie had not been in the gar den of Moor View for more than half an hour, but much had hap pened to him in that time, and his mind was chaotic with new ex periences and responsibilities as he pulled his uninjured bicycle out of the ditch. We love our dreams, and talk over them, and sigh over them, it is only the attainable reality that fills us with active fire, however. To Charlie Carfax. Joscelyn was the dream, and Celia the reality; while Joscelyn could merely tan talize him. Celia might—who knew? —do more! Possibly it was merely her need that had formed the ba- ; sis of their companionship in the garden. Charlie admitted this soberly, fearful lest he should cheat himself. But something instinctive ly sympathetic had passed be tween them from the moment she had run into get him a drink; and the conversation that had followed, culminating in their definite ges ture of trust, had further estab lished their harmony. ‘ I’ll get her out of this, some how.” he thought. “And I hope, before I’ve done with Mr. Simon Brill, I'll have the pleasure of shoving him into a ditch!” He glanced at his wrist watch. The watch told him that it was ten minutes to eleven, and the wrist told him that the said wrist might have some difficulty in persuading a wiry old gentleman to enter a ditch. "No more sweets for you. Char lie. my lad,” he decided. “No more cakes and pastries. Lentils and nut cutlets in the future!” The uninjured bicycle was now in the road, waiting submissively to be mounted. If bicycles possessed souls, this one must have longed to return t^> its shop. Chaflie gave it a few moments’ respite before mounting, while he glanced back at the gate. He half expected to see Simon Brill coming after him, pos sibly with fire issuing from his mouth. Simon Brill did not ap pear, however. He had a far more important matter to attend to at Moor View before he passed out through that gate, and in happy ignroance of this fact. Charlie mounted the groaning bicycle, and began to pedal away. He had completed about half the journey when an approaching car slackened speed, and the driver hailed him. *“Hallo!” cried the driver. “All safe?” “As safe as great stoutness can be on a bicycle.” replied Charlie. “Can you give me a tow, Rupert?” “Don't be a slacker!” retorted Rupert. “Let’s hear your news. Will you shoot it out here, or shall w’e get back to the inn?” “Let's get back to the stag that is yellow,” replied Charlie. It was a casual decision, with ap parently nothing depending on it. But it cost a girl her safety, and a man his life. “Right,” said Rupert. “Go on. I’ll turn and catch you up.” “Would you like me to take the car, and you take the bicycle?" sug gested Charlie. The only reply he received was a businesslike hoot. They were back at the inn in ten minutes, with the bicycle re stored to its shop, and the car standing outside under the inn sign. Rupert led Charlie to the summer house in the back garden, and then barked: “Well?” “There’s not an awful lot to tell,” replied Charlie, “but there'll be more in a few minutes. You’ve had my story up to the time I got back to the inn, and just before I went to Moor View, haven’t you?” “Yes, I received your note—that’s why I went after you,” said Rup ert. “As soon as I returned to the hotel, the maid and the innkeeper pounced upon me and pointed to your envelope in the hall.” “Yes. I told ’em I'd flay them alive if they didn’t,” grinned Charlie. “Where were you, all that time?” “Yours first,” answered Rupert. "Mine’ll follow.” Charlie related his experiences. The recital was almost meticulous in its detail, and even some of the emotion crept in. “She's—she’s pretty good, that girl,” said Charlie, as he concluded. “We’ve just got to look after her, you know.” “Obviously,” agreed Rupert, thoughtfully. “You’ve never seen such golden hair—” “Yes, I believe I have,” inter posed Rupert, suddenly. “I came upon a girl before breakfast, on my way back from Coomber House, and though I only saw her for an instant, I’m certain it was Miss Cunningham.” “You never told me!” exclaimed Charlie, reproachfully. "Why should I have told you? Have you told me of every person you have passed? There was no reason to think any more about her—then. She’cL been crying—” "What?” roared Charlie, now genuinely indignant. “You mean to say—you’re telling me that she was crying, and you didn't think It important, or—or do anything?” "Cool down, Charlie,” replied Rupert. “Miss Cunningham isn't a little girl of eight, whom any stranger has a right to console with a bag of sweets! And. any way, in about a dozen minutes you’re going to hear why she was crying, aren’t you?” "You bet I am,” said Charlie. “Well, what about yourself. Have you anything to report?” “I have,” nodded Rupert. "I agree with you emphatically about Simon Brill. He’s a bad hat. I've been messing about all the morn ing over those finger prints.” “Finger prints?” “Yes—the ones on the driving wheels of the old car. I got some beautiful impressions of the thief’s thumbs, with white chalk, and while I was at the local photo grapher’s arranging to have them rendered permanent—you see, I wanted to compare them with oth ers I hoped to get hold of—who should luck bring along but the very fellow I most wanted to see.” “Brown?” inquired Charlie, inno cently. "Dolt! No! Brill!” “I expect he was on his way to Moor View.” “Yes. and probably it was be cause I called him into the shop that you didn't encounter him on the road.” “What on earth did you call him in for?” demanded Charlie. “Did you say to him: 'I’ve got some rather nice thumb prints this mom ing. Would you like to see if they fit you?’ ” “Well, I didn’t put it quite like that,” responded Rupert, smiling. “Instead, I held out my pocket case, and said I’d found it on the floor of the hotel. ‘Is it yours?’ I asked. To my surprise, he fell for it beautifully. He took the thing, looked at it, handed it back, and said it wasn't. Then I offered him a cigarette—during which time I expect you passed by on your bi cycle—and a few moments later he was following in your tracks. All fits like a jig saw, doesn't it?” “Out came the chalk again, and on to that letter case it was sprinkled. That's a proverb that tells you—rather unnecessarily— that chalk is like chalk. Well, this chalk didn’t deny it. I’m not an expert, but neither I nor the photo grapher—who, by the way, thinks I am a detective, and is sworn to the utmost secrecy—can see any difference between the thumb im pressions on the driving wheel and the thumb* impressions on the let ter case. He's making prints of them now—just for reference, in case they're wanted. But I don’t need them to satisfy me.” “By Jove,” murmured Charlie, gazing out of the summer house on to the lawn, where a sparrow was hopping contentedly as though all were right with the world. “That means that old Simon Brill took our car last night himself." “Of course.” “And then left it by the old mine hill.” “Yes.” “And then , came back and told us where it was.” “Yes. Go on.” “No—you mean, go back!” ex claimed Charlie, excitedly. ‘The fellow who took that car was the fellow old Dirty Face saw come out of Coomber House just before we did. That means old Brill was in the house when we were—although he said nothing about it! It means that he was probably the chap u’ho knocked Brown down—my hat, Ru pert, where are we getting?” “We seem to be getting to Si mon Brill,” replied Rupert, grim ly, “so the real point is—where Is Simon Brill getting? If our sup positions are right,” he went on, “what have we got against the wicked old fellow? In fact, have we any right to call him wicked? I think we have. Firstly, he knocks Brown down. Secondly, he steals a car. Thirdly, he comes back and lies about it. Fourthly, he is over heard telling the chap in the check suit—Pip, did you say his name was?—to 'bring off a little job’ of which Miss Marlowe is apparently to be the victim. Fifthly, he is overheard to say that he's got a little job of his own on at Moor View. Miss Cunningham's attitude lends color to this, and I’m hoping in a few minutes that you’ll know more on that particular subject—” “Yes, yes. I must be off!” ex claimed Charlie, suddenly. (TO BE CONTINUED) ' I ' ^ Health and Right Living BY ROYAL S. COPELAND, M. D. Former Commissioner of Health, It is unfortunate that many per sons fill their stomachs, satisfy their hunger and grow fat per haps, but still are neglecting to get all the food they really need. Far too often we act as if quantity were the only factor to be con sidered. Let us think about this for a moment. What would you think of the owner of an automobile who never bought oil for his car, but stopped at the filling station twice a day to get gasoline? You know the machine would rebel very quickly. Perhaps you remonstrate with ; him and. to “even things up,” he quits buying gasoline but fills the oil tanks two or three times a day. Of course, the car won’t run long. The fact is that there must be a proper proportion of oil and gaso line. Both are essential to the continued operation of the car. It is necessary, too, to add water to the batteries. There must be some of this, that and the other and enough of each of the essentials. If it is true of a mechanical de vice that it must have the right quantity of several “foods,” it is plain that the human machine must have an unfailing supply of every single food that each indi vidual cell and fibre and organ re •quires. Without such a supply there will be trouble. Sooner or later there wall be uncomfortable symptoms. Perhaps I can Illustrate what I have in mind by speaking about goiter. You know what that is— "thick neck- It is sometimes call ed. In the neck, on each side of the “Adam’s apple,” are the parts of what is called the “thyroid gland.” When this gets out of or der, there may be enlargement of the organ and disturbance in the normal generation of its juices Since this secretion has an import ant part to play in mental and physical activity, unless this or gan operates normally, the afflict ed individual is in danger. It has been found that the ab sence of iodine may produce goi ter- J* we do not take the foods w-hlch carry iodine and get that element in sufficient quantity, the trouble develops. . is interesting that in coun tries or localities remote from the sea, goter is much more likely to occur. This fact drew attention to the use of fish as a possible means of escaping the disease. A chemi cal analysis of several varieties of fish revealed that iodine is found m sea fish and not in fish from fresh water. tests were made to find out Jf canning or preserving the fish altered the iodine content. This was important, because it is not easy, even with modern methods of refrigeration, to get .,alt water fish to these sections where goiter is prevalent. It was found, fortunately, that the preservative processes do not destroy the iodine. Among the sources of iodine supply, therefore, we have in the eating of sea fish, one way to help overcome the dan gers of goiter. ANSWERS TO HEALTH QUERIES M. C. Q—What causes loss of appetite, taste and smell? A. May be due to nasal catarrh. HOST TO SHRINERS GALVESTON. April 27.—(/P)—This city will be host to several hundred r^rs in when members of Aladdin Temple of Columbus, Ohio, stop over a day and a night enrout’e to Los Angeles for the fifty-sixth annual imperial council. Abba temple of Mobile may also visit in Galveston at that time. ■ " " ■» • For further particulars send self addressed. stamped envelope and repeat your question. L. R. B. Q.—What causes sores on the lips? A.—May be canker stores, caused by acid in the system. Correct your diet and avoid poor elimina tion. ' —-.—■ L0-. Who am I? What Is my profes sion? Who recently conducted a case against me? Where Is the chief naval station of .Germany? # Approximately what is the distance between the sun and the moon? “Jesus said unto her. I am the resurrection, and the life; he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live.” Where is this passage found in the Bible? Today’s Horoscope Persons bom on this day are apt to make sudden and expected changes. A thing which pleases them today will offend them tomor row. Horoscope for Sunday Persons bom on this day are cap able of great sacrifice. They can lie very quiet both about their affairs and those of others. Accounting for the Weight of tt Heaviest Known Substance By Arthur D. Carpenter When a sphere of matter • inches in diameter weighs 1' as does the material compo star that is the compa Sirius, there must be an tion: The atoms in a h star finally becomes s* their outer planetary ele** ./ I the weight of an atom rt .chief ly in its nucleus, so the ijferfioval of the electrans would but partially reduce the weight of the atoms With the electrons stripped off, the positive nuclei would come close to gether, greatly reducing the di ameters of the atoms and therefore of the star, while the star would still remain in a gaseous state, though of a density of 55.000 times that of water. (More Tomorrow) Answers to Foregoing Questions !. Texas Guinan; night club host ess; Special Deputy U. S. Attorney General Norman J. Morrison. 2. At Kiel. 3. 92.930.000 miles. 4. St. John xi, 25. Women Who Play Bridge — M |; Many an afternoon of delightful entertainment may J; be arranged on short notice by simply calling a few j[ ]; friends and asking them to drop in for a few hands * ]! of bridge. It takes but a few moments to reach !; !; them all by telephone and if one is not at home an- || - ]! other may be substituted easily. j! . This is just another of the every-day instances in j! ]; which the telephone provides a value far beyond its j» jj cost. Women with social obligations depend very j; !; largely upon the telephone to extend and accept •I invitations, make appointments, complete arrange- J I jj ments, etc. {EVERY HOME NEEDS A TELEPHONE If • I '» RIO GRANDE \ALLEY TELEPHONE CO.': ! jj ? yTKvn jj E. E. MOCKBEE, Local Manage ; !: > l s ([ ■>