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Dates to Get Real Test A serious effirt ia to be made to bring date raising Into a place of real importance in the scheme of Val ley affairs. The United States government, largely throug.i thr urging of Congressman John N. Garner, has brought a shipment of almost 1000 offshoots to the \alle* from Messopotamia. a section where the climate ap proximates that of the Valley. In addition, date palm seed of various varieties * * which it is believed might be found suitable for this sectiou have been sent to managers of water districts for planting. „ . * Ralph T. Robinson, plant breeder for the Lnitre States department of agriculture, said the shipment of offshoots, planted at the experiment station near Weslaco was “the most important shipment of dates ever received in this country " This same added that ‘•only a limited area in the United States is adapted to date culture and a good percentage of this lies in the Lower Rio Grande Valley." Dates have been grown In the Valley with tndt - ferent success for many years and big returns have been made from palms that have received proper rare Returns of from $200 per palm upward have been claimed The principal drawbark to development of thr date industry on a commercial basis in the Valley ha* been the climatic conditions which usually prevail at the ripening season. Frequently there is too much moisture at the ripening period and the fruit, instead of drying on the palm as It should, often has mildewed and been ruined. It was to avoid this loss that the offshoots were sent here. The varieties included in the shipment were selected with great care in Iraq by experts of the United States department of agriculture. These A experts were sent on the tour to seek the dates which were highly moisture resisting. They believe thev have found several such varieties. . Federal government, authorities have expressed thr belief that the experiment to the Valley will prove highly successful. If this belief is borne out in actual results citrus fruit some day will have a serious com petitor In dates Another Mighty Merger Another mighty merger is on the way in the United States and Canada. It is the formation of a $400,000,000 tobacco and drugstore and manufactur Ing combine to be known as the United States cor poration. It Is sponsored by a powerful Wall street and Canadian banking interests. George J. Whelan, founder of United Cigar stores, is one of the pillars of the new organization. Its charter permits the company to deal in tobac co and drugs and to operate farms, plantations and laboratories. It to said that the United Stores corporation is designed -to bring peace to an industry alflicted with bitter price wars between manufacturers and re tailers ’ Is this the chain store age? It appears to be so written on the wall. This is the age in which the chain store combination according to its charter, is permitted to operate vast farms, huge plantations and important laboratories. It. is the merger age: it is the big business age. A quarter of a century ago men talked of millions, speaking of dollars. Now they talk of billions and this while you wait. Highways and Civilizers Modem highways arc the greatest of civilizers. State highways call the tourists of other common wealths and advertise the richness and the resources of Texas. County highways are just as important as state highways Citizens of certain districts of Travis county are floating a big bond issue. They are wise. They should put it over. They should build the highways after the bonds have been voted. Highways link city and country. Highways make markets for the growers of things. Highways increase land values. Highways afford the comforts and the conveniences of modern civilization to those who dwell under rural skies. Without bond Issues all the roads would be mud roads in Texas. Bond issues, city and county are builders. There is a price that must be paid and the rreators of wealth are the men who must pay. While Increasing the wealth of the state by the payment they are only increasing the wealth per capita of the fommunity. ^ ____ \ Smith on Taxation Former Rep. J. T. Smith of Travis county is the editor of the Texas Tax Journal. He is a very stren uous opponent of state income tax. This is his ulti matum: “What the farmers and others need is not an in come tax. but provisions made by the state to retire about 200,000.000 of road bonda That is the tax that * is hurting the land." Perhaps it is. But it likewise Is the tax that lias made land valuable, strengthened the bond between the city and the country, given the farmer a market for his products and makes life worth the living the country over. This is not an argument for a state income tax. A mud road civilization passed away. A hard road civilization is in the making An ox-cart civilization passed out the mud road civilization. A motor car civilizati® came in with the hard surface road civilization. Why long for the gbod old days? WARNING PREMIER MmcDONALD Mr Ramsay MacDonald, the new premier of Eng- i land, may come to America. He will have to be care- 1 ful crossing streets or he will get hit by some of this country’s workingmen in their high-powered auto- ' mobiles. • • • • IT MIGHT B WORSE Tree-spray, it has been discovered, is being used j in making justoffabout liquor for the New York trade, j Well, tree-spray—if it s genuine pre-war tree spray, { of course—is pretty good stuff as liquor goes these days. • • • * You can tell when you have been drinking It, they say. You develop a strong and annoying bark Next your limbs begin to shake in the breeze. And then you do what is known in aviation circles as •’the falling leaf tilt Dr. Max Uneder. the New York dentist who has been refusing to move although house-wreckers were were tearing down the building all about his suite of offices, has at last had to give up. The last straw camn when the operator of the steam-shovel poked it through the walls and said leeringly. ‘’Now don’t 1 be nervous. This Isn't going to hurt you much.” • • • « Massachusetts Tech, taking a tip from Prof. Rogers, may or may not Include in its elections this year: 1— Best shaved man in his class. 2— Most likely t omarry a boss's daughter. 3— Class peacock. WasKmfftoim By HERBERT C. PLUMMER WASHINGTON. June 18.—Much has been said and ' written about the “tragedy” of the presidential yacht Mayflower. Yet there is one mote story still to be j told. It concerns a handful of navy officers who sud- | denly found that they must go to sea. There's a regulation in both the army and the j navy that no officer may remain on duty in Wash- ' mgton more than four years. In the army an officer ! must go to a post or into foreign fields. In the navy he must go to sea. And officers, especially the wives of officers, like duty in Waashington. The anny has the advantage over the navy, j Around the capital are several army posts. Fort ; Myer, Fort Washington and Fort Hunt, as well as several nearby posts in Maryland, all are desirable j assignments and make possible a continuation of so 1 cial life in Washington • • • • JUST THE SEA Not so with the navy. Orders to go to sea in the navy now simply mean go to sea. The Mayflower is no longer at the Washington navy yards. In this fact lies a sad story’. New officers were assigned to the presidential yacht this spring. They were men who had been on duty in the navy department for four years and therefore were under the necessity of going to sea." New uniforms had been ordered. The officers were prepared for the rigors of a trip down the Po tomac once a month for the next four years. Then Mr. Hoover decided to economize. New or ders were issued to the officers. Now the new uniforms are laid away in moth balls, j And once happy wives are mourning the fate that has decreed that for the next four years they must chase the Atlantic and Pacific fleets from port to port for a glimpse of their husbands. * Going to sea" for them has taken on a new and i mournful meaning. SOME CHEER THr PASSING But there are naval officers who hail with genuine I delight the passing of the Mayflower. As one old sea dog described it to the w’riter. an j cfficer detailed to duty on the yacht was nothing more than a glorified footman or butler . At least, he regarded it so. Ke will never forget an incident that occurred during his service on the craft. Even now he boils with rage at the thought of it. All hands had been piped on deck to greet the oresidential party. Officers and crew were at at tention Members of the party boarded the yacht. One guest had several coats on his arm. Looking around him he singled out an officer resplendent in , his blue uniform with gold trappings. To him the j guest handed the coats. The indignant officer glared and let the coats drop to the deck. Only discipline saved the guest from a probable punch in the face. BABE RITH AND THE DOCTOR Doctor: What's the name, please? Babe; Ruth. Doctor; Ruth what? Babe: That’s the last name; I'm Babe Ruth. Doctor: Oh, I’ve heard of you; you won the Brit ish bpen, didn't you? Babe: No; it was the Kentucky Derby. Doctor: Oh, yes. I read about so many sporting j events. Babe: You certainly keep well informed. Doctor: Well, what seems to be the matter? Babe: I wish I knew. Doctor: Let me see your tongue. Aha! I thought j so! Babe: What's the matter with me? Doctor: You've been overeating. Babe: Not me, doc. I ve been on a diet for the last two seasons. I always quit the table after the second sirloin steak. Doctor: How are you on pastries? Babe: I like strawberry shortcake for breakfast. Doctor: Do you get much exercise? Babe: Not as much as I got last season. Doctor: Why not? Babe: It must be the pitching. Doctor: You need to walk more. Babe: I knowr It. Doctor: Why don’t you? Babe: The tw triers don't seem so scared of me as they once were. Doctor: Do you ever have that all-gone feeling? Babe: I have it every time I look at my batting average this summer. Doctor: Do you sleep well? Babe: The catchers and second basemen say I am sleeping better than ever. Doctor: Do you have spots before your eyes? Babe: Only against slow ball pitching. Doctor: Ever have ringing noises in your head? Babe: Every- time I talk with Col. Ruppert about more money. I hear ringing noises, but they're in his i head, not mine. Doctor: Well. I think it will be necessary to take '< j some X-ray pictures. Babe: What for? Doctor: To see what's inside of you Babe: I hope it's a batting streak. * * * a Health and Ri BY ROYAL S. COPELAJO, M. D. Fortner Commissioner of Health MAYBE BETTER NOT SCRAP OUR GUNS TOO SOON ^— » 1 —1 ■ '■ 1 - " ..".—\ ' A DRAB LITTLE MOTH FLIES TO HAPPINESS ^ By Alya SlOUX 5CAKBERRV#<^ auimmur numuruv. imc READ THIS FIRST: Vivian Matthews, shy and unhappy because she was a doorstep baby marries Kentworth Hillman Johns III, whom she secretly loves, on a business basis. At the end of a year he is to give her one hundred thousand dollars and a divorce in Paris. They have Just returned from their platonic honeymoon in New York when Aurelia “Dovie” Jansen, who Jilted Kent to marry the Count Von Popper, returns with her mother and contrives to get Kent Into her net aagin. Mann Barkow. famous illustrator, whom Vivian met in New York, flies to Bender to paint her—and she buys his small airship and is learning to fly. Vivian knows Kent and "Dovie” have renewed their lova affair. She sees them together at a new roadhouse, the “Whoopee.” Kent quarrels with Vivian for be ing seen "out like that.” (Now Go On With the Story) • music got her. 8he began to dance, i Vivian had no idea Cuddles cou d 1 dance like that, and Barkow was finally sitting on the edge of h s 1 chair. High kicks, splits, ba t bends, taps. She was a young dynamo. "You ouRht to go back to New York,” he told her when she fin ished. "This is no place for talent like that." "Thank you." Cuddles was ser ious for once in her life, and her piquant little face took on a pen- , 1 sive look. "I was there four years. But I just couldn't make a go o* it without pull.” 'Do you sing, too?" he asked in terested. . "Sing, Cuddles," Vivian begged. "I haven't heard you play and sing lor ages." She crossed to the piano and swung herself over the stool, hunched up until even her sitting |)osition was funny. Her lace as sumed a mournful expression, and she began warbling. She was a scream. First a Jew ish comedy number, then Irish and Italian, and filially a little Irish j ballad in her soft mezzo. Barkow clapped his hands in sincere praise when she finished. She was telling of some of her struggles when Ce leste appeared at the door. Her face held a dour expression and she wrinkled her little nose comically. "Madame—ze beeg fat girl from nex’ door. She es in the library." "Didn t I tell you." Cuddles chanted. "Here comes the Dove | ol Peace.” Oh—tell her to come in.” Vivian said finally. ’ We can't very well say we re not in. She heard us. I suppose.” Neither of the girls noticed the look that passed from Barkow to Dovie when she was presented to him. His face was a mask' •Countess Von Popper, it is a pleasure.'’ * Dovie for just a moment appear ed nonplussed. But she soon con trolled herself and smiled coyly at Mann. "You seem, Mr. Barkow', to be finding a lot to interest you in our little hamlet.” ■Yes.’’ he smiled back at her. ”1 have made quite a stay. Other na tives have reminded me of it. But I find Bender a delightful place. Lots of color.” "Oh. yes.” she simpered at Viv ian. It was unspeakably bad taste, and Vivian wanted to slap her. Cuddles was enjoying herself, and for once remaining quiet. Mann iniled again, disarmingly. "You see. it is taking me so long to paint Mrs. Johns because I am entering the picture in the Inter national Art exhibit in Paris. It is the only entry I am going to make.” ’ Re-e-al!y.’’ Dovie gasped It was news to Vivian, too. and to Pat But Pat suddenly put in her oar. “You always use slender models, don’t you. Mr. Barkow? I’ve al ways thought you had wonderful taste.” Barkow covered a laugh with a slight cough and Vivian gave Dovie a kick under her chair. "Yes.” he agreed, controlling his emotion, "my models are usually quite sylph-like.” Dovie struggled with a fast ris ing color, and was so obviously self conscious that everyone in the room had to use an iron hand to keep from guffawing. ’ Well. I just dropped in for a moment." she said, rising. “I want to whisper something in your ear. Vivian. It’s a secret And by the way.” she cooed, turning to Bar kow. “I am going to give a little New Year’s party, and doi t one of you tell me you can’t rome.’” They accepted, somehow. And when Vivian and Dovie left th« 0 room Cuddles turned to Barkow and threw up her hands. “I'll be painted red. white and blue stripes if I ever saw that fe male’s equal! Now what is her idea? She trapped us into saying we'd go to her party. What has! she cot in her so-called head now. 1 do you suppose?” ••We shall sc?" he grinned, and i lit a cigarette. “I don't know worn* en well enough to figure any of them out. Well, that is. I don't go in for stout blondes much.” Vivian came back into the room, smiling sardonically. “You were right. Pat She lust went out last evening w’ith my hus band because she thought since they were to be neighbors they should understand each other.” Barkow saw the light, So that was the fly in Vivian's ointment. It was a fat little flv. with curly hair and Innocent blue eyes. He was standing by the radio, and he pretended not to hear. But there was a smile in his eyes. Even Bvi der, Kansas, had its triangles! iTO BE CONTINUED) ■ ..*. ■■» in ■■ ELECTRIC COMPANY ASKS TAX REFUND WACO .Tex.. June 18.—The! Texas legislature has been asked to 1 appropriate $26,000 to reimburse the Texas Electric company for taxes erroneously paid. The company claims that when the state gross receipts tax on pas- ( senger fares was levied the company 1 was engaged wholly in passenger j transportation. Later, it engaged in express and mail carrying as well, but continued to report to the slate its gross receipts tax on all earnings. CHAPTER XXIII “Listen. Viv. He's jealous. That's what Is the matter with him!” Viv ian laughed at Cuddles es though she thought she was mad. “Jealous! My grandmother's nightgown!” Cuddles nodded wisely. “Things are picking up PrlscJlla. Put down your knitting and get down to brass tacks. You rot your li'l husband going. And that Isn’t the only romance in the house." She lowered her voice “When f came in Cclestew as hanging on to Zeck’s ice wagon as though she couldn't let him out of her sight.” Vivian screamed with merriment. ‘Kent said she'd like him! Mercy wouldn't that be funny? Kippy is crazy afcout her. too. but she won’t give him a tumble. Calls chauffeuring a lazy man's Job.” “You know what she calls Kippy. don't you? She calls him a ‘naSsy grass-skipper’.” “Oh. she hated grass hoppers, so last summer she went into hysterics every time she saw one.” Vivian grinned appreciatively. She doesn’t like Kent, either Tells him just like that to *go roll a hoop.” “There isnt a swain in town that wouldn't love to park in your kit chen and chant the French anthem every night." “Bark Is coming for tea. you must stay.” Vivian said In an up stage grade manner. “Celeste Is quite crazy about him. I almo-t fear competition.” Til stay for tea, madame.” Cud dles drew herself up to her full five feet two. "But. I feel in Jus tice to you I should tell you that the youns man in question gives me palpitation of the heart my self. Look out for dirty work.” “Lay off.” Vivian warned her. laughing. "He is the one great oasis in the whole desert of my existence. Without him I should perish. He Is the only man who has ever looked at me twice.” Cuddles sighed heavily. “You eat him. I’ll starve.” Just then Barkow was an nounced. He brought a breath of winter with him. and was wearing a heavy fur lined coat. The wind was blowing terrifically. “Gosh. Vivian.” he shivered and stretched his hands to the open fire, "if this keeps up it’s just too bad. I was going to let you solo the Moonshine next week ” “This Isn't much good flying weather." She looked out. disap pointed. “But this is sure to be a mild winter. Everyone says so. Only two weeks till Christmas ” Cuddles turned on the radio. They sat before the crackling log fire of the big living room and lis tened to a symphonv concert from New York until Cuddles Jumped up. “That’s terrible' Cant we find a real orchestra?” She tuned in on a restaurant in Clcve'and—e tea dansant—and the MARTIN TO BE TRIED JULY t IN ROBBERY GALVESTON. June 18—</F'— Johnny Martin is to go to trial here July 10 on a robbery with firearms charge for the holdun of the First National F nk of Texas City on Nov. 1. 1927. W. S. Scrivenor already has been tried and convicted for participating in the robbery. His sentence of 99 years, however, was reversed on ap ( PC3~_ _ Stomach Troubles Headache and Dizziness If your stomach is sick, you are sick all over. If you can’t digest your food, you lose strength, get nervous and feel as tired when you get up as when you went to bed. For 10 years Tanlac has restored to health and activity many thou sands who suffered just as you do. Mr. John Robertson, of 822 Spring St., Little Rock, Ark., says: "I couldn’t eat anything, couldn’t sleep, and working was almost an impossibility. But after 3 bottles of Tanlaa 1 could eat a bull’s horn and sleep like a log!” Let Tanlac do for you what it did for this sufferer. It corrects tht most obstinate digestive troubles— relieves gas, pains in the stomach and bowels. It restores appetite, vigor and sound sleep. Tanlac is made of roots, barks and herbs. The cost is less than 2 cents a dose. Get a bottle from I your druggist today. Your money back if it doesn’t help you. Tanlac SI MILLION BOTTLES USED I l in Nortn America, more tnan in any other part of the world, the teeth are given a lot of attention. I shall hot admit that they have enough care, but we do better than they do across the ocean. In England I was struck by the general neglect of these useful and beauty-giving organs. I am sure it is not a mere coincidence that so many observers note the same thing. It is a pity that anywhere there should be neglect of a part of the body so important. Without sound teeth the food is not chewed as it should be. But it does not end here. If there is continued neglect the teeth bcome abscessd and the gums are bathed in pus. This evil substance is absorbed into the system and then there is real trouble. More and more, the medical pro fession Is pointing out the bad ef fects of pus infection. Rhumatism. heart disease and many obscure Ailments can be traced to suen J sources. Diseases of the kidneys i and other serious afflictions ar« thought to be made worse, if not actually caused by pus infection. There are many factors involved In a study of the whvs and where fores of bad teeth. I do not care to discuss the possible effect of heredity upon the quality of the i :eeth. You know I am inclined to be- ' little heredity as an important j ronsideration in disease production | [ cannot bring myself to believe hat we are ‘ hog tied" to the sins ! >r faults of our ancestors. I must admit, of course, that a 1 few rare ailments may be founded >n heredity. In general, however, ve can overcome the bad inheri tance and through our own efforts ;weep aside the shackles of birth, tet's not worry about our grand parents. There is one thing we do get from our parents. I refer to the j ?arlv teaching in matters of per- ' mnal hygiene. We cat. sleep, exer cise and bathe as we were taught n childhood. We should make sure for ourselves that we cannot ao setter than they did. Improper feeding has much to do with the development of bad teeth. 1 There used to be a disease, not much seen now. known as scurvy. Sailors, prisoners. Inmates of asy lums and others confined to limited quarters and fed on unsuitable food had scurvy. Thanks to better food and advanced knowledge we escape that old-fashioned ailment. But we have now what we may call "hidden scurvy.” If the moth er's food Is deficient or of wrong Duality there may be established In the infant such defects rna; the teeth, when they come, are not normal. A well-balanced diet will do away with this danger. The teeth must be kept clean No matter whether it is the young ster with his first teeth or the' grown-up. it Is essential that clean liness be practiced. Sticky, sweer food will lodge between the teeth. There it ferments, forms adds, and the surface of the tooth Is softened. Repeated day after day and night after night, what results? The be ginning of a cavity Is formed. The teeth are too precious to neglect. Begin now to take the best of care of your possessions. Blood Transfusion Volunteers Protect Snake Bite Victims SAN ANTONIO. Tex.. June 18— <P>—Rattlesnake victims living in the vicinity of San Antonio need not fear for their live*. according to Col. Martin L. Crimmins. U. S. army, retired, who is the author of an i< .'a that will make necessary blood transfusions available for even the poorest victim. A volunteer list is being compiled by Colonel Crimmins of persons who are willing to offer their blood free of charge in such an emergency. Al though the list is less than a week old. it already includes one prom inent physician, several women and ft number of persons who never have undergone a blood transfusion. The list is kept at the Robert B Green Memorial hospital, and will be available also for accident vic tims. !?■' """ ' " r,mm ' - Grab Bag t — i — i — i in *—*+—***"*”* Who am I? What is my national ity? Of what memorable peace ex pedition was I a member? Which president of the United States died a month after his in auguration? Who was the first American am bassador to Prance? “Where the word of a king If here is power: and who may say into him. What doest thou?” Wherr s this passage found the Bible? Today's Horoscope Persons born on this day are sen sitive and often imagine themselves misunderstood. To hide their sensi tive natures they often are cruel ind sarcastic tr others rz11:-_ " i btar Lore CARVING A PLANET By Arthur Dev. Carpenter The lithosphere (rock sphere* ofj :he earth has been carved and worn *way by the erosive work of glaciers, rain, streams, ice. wind and sand, for countless ages. Much of the Eroded matter has bene carried bv rivers into the seas. This Is th** attack of hydrosphere (water) and atmosphere upon the lithosphere. It used to be thought that the present topography of the earth came to us directly from the instantaneous pro duction of the Creator's hand. Bu‘ science reveals tha the carving of the rocks by erosive forces, has gone on for thousands of millions of years, and that It is going on now as actively as ever. (More Tomororw * Answers to Foregoing Questions * 1. Rosika Schwimmer; Hungar ian; Henry Ford's. 2. William Henry Harrison. 3. Thomas Jefferson 4. Ecclesiastes vitl. 4. kOURCWN PRCKI&Y ii COMCUMO WMW rOtM ifcMHOM I Let u* otter our advice* W. B. Clint Complete Insurance Ser*K« Phone 6 Phone 6 DRAIN YOUR LAND NOW % * Phone, Write or Wire AGAR & GENTRY Drainage Engineer* For 21 Years in Rio Grande Valley San Benito, Texas Office Phone 329 Residence Phone 161 : -_ J | DINE TODAY In the newly remodeled Houst< in Cafe I (AT BROWNSVILLE) | Delectable dishes prepared by experts—* ti served promptly and courteously A cool, clean, popularly priced place to dine. | The only place in the Valley where you ^ can get real Chop Suey 1