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®lf Bnramsnflfr Herald . Established July 4, 1892 Entered as second-class matter In the Postoffica Brownsville. Texas. THE BROWNSVILLE HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Subscription Kates—Dally and Sunday (7 brats) One Year .$900 Six Months .. *4.50 Three Months... *2.25 One Month . 75 MEMBER OP TTIE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exc.ostvely entitled to the use for publication of ail news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also the local news published herein. Harlingen Office. Reese-vm-Mond Hotel. Phone 1020. TEXAS DAILY PRESS LEAGUE National Advertising Representatives Bal’as, Texas. 512 Mercantile Bank Building. Kansas City. Mo, 306 Coca Cola Building Chicago. Ill, Association Building. New York. 350 Madison Avenue. 8t. louts, 502 Star Building. Los Angeles. Cal, Room 1015 New Orpheum Bldg.. 646 8. Broadway. San Francisco. Cal, 318 Kohl Building. Mexico Colonization Mexicans residing in the United States who are thinking of returning to their homeland and settling on one of the colonization projects now being offered agriculturists may not be making such a wise move move after all. La Prensa, Spanish language newspaper printed at San Antoio warns through a special article written by M. R. Vidal. Jr. The article is displayed with a two column head. Indicating the editors consider the matter of consider able importance. The writer suggests that unless careful investigation la made before accepting a colonization offer the move may only lead “to the brink of misery an infinite number of Mexican families, who. thinking to find betterment Inin our republic, will be only a tragic car avan of compatriots who will lament all the rest of their lives.” Senior Vidal writes: “So then every Mexican who desires to return to his country to give himself to the cultivation of the land, to raising cattle, or to rural industry, must know among oiher considerations, the following: “If he is exempt from having to profess some par ticular political faith, which may be more damaging than boll weevil in cotton or the Mediterranean fly Itself. “If his implements now in use can be used on the lands where he intends to establish. “If the cost of production of the various crops will leave any good margin of profit. “If the national < Mexican ) market is capable of absorbing the crops with profit to the producer. “If the local markets of the region have sufficient | demand to consume crops that are not exportable to j other consuming centers. There are numerous crops' that can be sold only In places near where they are produced. “If the National Railways are conceding special freight rates to transport cereals, fruits, vegetables, I cattle, eggs. etc. “Concerning irrigated land—it must be considered how waters are distributed, the cost of such. etc. “And as to facilities for credit—whether the organ ization of co-operative societies is effective. “Taxes are another important consideration that must be taken to account. The excise now laid upon agriculture is exhobitant, considering our means. “Conditions under which lands are offered—form of payments, and whether there is any abatement in case of crop failure. “Further, the colonist should consider that thej United States whose markets consume the greater part of Mexican exports, are trying to protect United States agriculture by increasing the tariff on vegeta bles. rattle, and other products. And if this country (the U. S.) should soon enforce such a law. Mexican agriculture will suffer enormous damage. The con- j sequences are clear. “Regarding agricultural production for other In dustries. the eolonist needs to be informed if he will be able to get cheap packages for transportation, or if he will have to Import them from the United States. This is of great importance, because fruits well pre sented and kept get the better prices in the consum ing centers.” He continues enumerating the things that should be investigated, including fuel supply, educational fa- j cUlties. churches and many other things. If the Mexican agriculturist living in the United States will give these suggestions careful con sideration there likely will be a considerable slacken ing in the number of farmers who are leaving the United States far Mexico. Tk® ©me® ©weir j By H. 1 PHILLIPS I k r - ■' -TT—j— 7— -aias. ———— ---■—k YOU NEVER CAN TELL RICHARD THE THIRD was crowned, and he Swore that a careful king he'd be; Yet he lost his crown on a hawthorn tree. HENRY THE EIGHTH was a real tip-topper, 31ick with his tongue and quick with his chopper; Yet he come (too oft) a connubial cropper. CHARLES was a rule born and bred, Cool and collected; yet I've read That once he completely lost his head. Prom “The Fallible” in London Punch. • • * • WASHINGTON (George) never told a lie. He couldn't no matter how hard he'd try; But he didn't play golf, which is clearly why. PAUL REVERE through the towns went i weeping And from their beds the folks came leaping; But he died in the end from oversleeping. CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH once raved his head Through an Indian princess, copper red; But twas quite a mistake, she later said. ROOSEVELT slew the trusts—and how! He broke 'em up in a fearful row; But you should see the darned things now! WOODROW WILSON announced one night His people were loo proud to fight; But he !ater found he wasn't right. CALVIN THE MUM was a silent bird Throughout his term net a peep was heard; But he later got rich at a dollar per word. HERBERT HOOVER the world will bet Obtains what he sets out to ret; But. fishing, all he gets is wet. RUTH, who is also called “The Bam.” Is a Home Run King with a fearful slam; But this year no one gives a damn. LINDY alone from the far West came And clone he flew to his world-wide fame; But a woman got him. Just the tame. • • • • MANHATTAN DIALOGUES Grimmp: We have several moving picture houses in the neighborhood. Grummp (who Is sitting by an open window): Yes, I can hear them. • • • • RHYMES OF WALL STREET A stock I like is A. M. Byers, Though it’s been tipped by a lot of liars. A. T. & T. is a stock all blue— It shows what a lot of talk will lo. If I had coin I'd buy Gillette, But all I hold is six blades (net). • • • • “Neckwear Parley Falls"—Headline. !t resulted, cf course, in a tie. • • • • SHE LOOKED IT. TOO “How are you feeling?" he asked the summer bath ing girl, back from her vacation. “Spine and dandy." she replied, beamingly. • • • * MODERN EYE TEST Patient: Well, aren't you going to ask me to read a chart? Oculist: No that's lod-fashioned. Just look at my stenographer at the other end of the room and tell me if she is bare-legged or not. • • * * VERY TRYING Nothing is so embarrassing as looking behind to see that no motorcycle cop is in sight and then step ping on the gas and discovering the car you have tooted out of the way is occupied by two policemen. England ought to know pretty soon whether a Labor government will work —Detroit News. * - The maddest words for all the bunch: "If I'd wily bought when I had that hunch!” —Hartford Courant. THE OLD HOME TOWN_Stanley YOU SAY THIS QOLF IS A 15E-<SULAfc <5AMEF •? 4 i s. --— ThqBE HOOPERS HIRED MAN WALKED I "THROUGH TOWN DECKED OUT IN HIS new <5olf clothes today-it was RePoeiSD HE REACHED "THE TOWN Liras safely on his way out— n THE LOWING HERD WINDS SLOWLY O’ER THE LEA • • • * ■ **'— —^ ~i-^»-r~y^irT(r-ij‘-'~i^M-i»-Lniii-ij~ii -i,-unj-u~L— in^uy-rr^r—- ——,—,—,r— ~ —i «—i~ —i—p—u-u~Li~t-_i-Lr-vr>_rx—»- ajnj^j^rno<njTj~xrw~^~^.gxi-ij~xr~>j~>jTL irm u~u • I ■ I -- ■ ... - -- - - - - - — II ■■ I ■ [CHATTY*™*'! Jr Beatrice burton, Aufor ‘//'•money i.ovc?^Sv?aduNa"otr I \ COPVRlfeHT <9»», CEHTPAL PPKSS AStU IWC, CtCVClAXP, OHIO. _/ READ THIS FIRST: j Charlotte Chatterton, nicknamed j Chatty, is a bcm gossip. Her moth - j er, a widowed dressmaker, has one j wealthy customer, Mrs. Van Nuyv and tnrough her Chatty gets a posi tion as switchboard operator in the Van Nuys bond house. There she meets and falls in love with Dav.d Jordan, handsome young bond salesman. Chatty's busy tongue creates havoc in the office. Agnes Herford, Mr. Van Nuys' secretary, leaves on account of Chatty's gossip. David Jordan knows that Chatty is re sponsible, and drops her. Chatty begins to go with a new salesman. Bryant Dunning, who says he is married but has left his wife. Chat ty’s friends are Billie Langer.au. a file clerk, and Winnie Talcott, Mr. Van's new secretary. After some lively parties Chatty makes up her mind to quit going with Bryant. The next day David Jordan brings a girl to the office, and Chatty, in a rage of jealousy, makes another date with Bryant. But she does not love Bryant, and determ ines not to have any more dates with him. Alter an argument witn her mother about Bryant, Chatty goes across the hall to see Billie. Despite all her good intentions. Chatty still goes around with Bryant and his crowd. She asks Bryant to teach her to drive his car. Chatty and Bryant go to the Lollypop, a roadhouse, where Chat ty is sure she sees Winnie Talcott with Mr. Van Nuys. The next day Chatty tells the girls. Chatty has been mistaken about Winnie, and when she refuses to apologize Win nie tells Mr. Van Nuys. Chatty is told she will be fired if there is any more gossiping in the office. (Now Go On With the Story) CHAPTER XXXVI Chatty was very subdued all day long. She did not want to lose her position. She did not want »o lose the friendship of the girls. It hurt her, somehow, that Wirnne had turned on her so. She knew Winnie would have gone to the roadhouse with Mr. Van in a minute if he had asked her. “Perhaps that was why she was so mad!’ thought Chatty. "Be cause he took someone else!" His daughter and a friend of his daughter! Did Mr. Van think he had put that over? There was a cure for that, if he did! She had written one anonymous letter, "doing her duty,” and she could write another. But something inside of Chatty whispered caution. It is one thing to send an anonymous letter when no one accuses you of being a trou ble maker. With this fracas just over, if Mr. Van knew an anony mous letter came to his wife, he'd probably fire her out of hand, without waiting to make sure she wrote it. He wasn't going to fire her! That was just a threat! She knew too much. • It was bravado, and in her heart Chatty knew it was bluff. She was thoroughly frightened. But she comforted herself with the thought that it was all a mistake. That she had really talked too much, or that she had jumped at an unjustified conclusion, that she had no right to repeat what she had seen, even If it had been true, never entered her pretty head. Billie came to her switchboard at lunch time. "Come eat with me. Chatty dear!” she begged. “I'm lonesome." That was just like Billie. To be nice to people when they needed it. A flood of gratitude to her real friend came over Chatty. “Only I hope she won’t want to talk and ask questions,’’ she thought. Bui Billie did want to ask ques tions. Hardly were they seated at the table in the little cafeteria which they frequented than she began. "Was it really Mr. Van you saw last night, Chat?” "Of course it was! And he tried to put it over that he was with his daughter and a friend of hers!” answered Chatty. "Well, it wasn't really Winnie, was it?’* persisted Billie. "No-o-o-o, I suppose it wasn’t!” confessed Chatty. "Then why don’t you apologize to her?” suggested Billie. "If you are wrong, why not say so?” "I will not!" cried Chatty. "Nasty, stuck-up thing—" Billie laughed. "Oh. Chatty! When I think of hew you've chum med with her—and now calling her names! Don't you know, child, that to apologize is just to say you are wiser now than you were be-1 fore? And no one need be ashamed to have become wiser!” Chatty thought that over all aft-' ernoon. She had never had the i thought put before her like that.1 Billie was really very clever to put J It that way. Chatty had no idea | that it was a famous saying of an i eminent philosopher called Emer- j son . The more she thought of it. the more she liked it. She didn't know she was just seeking an excuse to right herself with Winnie. Way j back in her mind was the thought , of all the fun she had had with ■ the "Famous Four.” If Winnie j "stayed mad” there would be no more parties in her apartment, no j more roadhouse expeditions, except j just with Bryant; no more chance to show Dave Jordan how little she | cared— How much of the office fuss had! David heard? How much had Win- ' nie told him? If she hadn't toid : him yet, maybe she wouldn’t if Chatty apologized—that is. said she was a wiser girl now that she was and, of course, no one must be; ashamed of wisdom— At closing time Chatty watched! Winnie, and when she went to the j dressing room, followed. "I say, Winnie!” she began. "I was wrong. I know better now. I am wiser than I was this morning. It was all a mistake. Please don't be sore—” Winnie turned dark, smouldering { eyes to her. "I got a right to be sore!” she j stated, but without passion. “You talk too darn much!” •I—I'm sorry!” Chatty rccatcd; herself. "I truly thought it was you. Winnie—really I did.” "That only takes you out of the liar's class!” flamed Winnie. "It still leaves you a gossip and a trou ble maker—” "But I'm not! I won't again. Ah. Winnie, have a heart and be a sport. Want me to get on my knees?” Like most red-headed people. Winnie had a hot temper and a quick one, which cooled as fast as It heated. "Not in those stockings—they're mine!” she laughed. “Remember, you borrowed them when I spilled cocktail all over yours? All right, old thing. I'll call it a day. But watch that three-foot tongue of yours! Some day you'll talk your self into real trouble!" "You'll forive and forget?” Chat ty put out both hands. "Honestly, Winnie. I'm sorry—” "Oh, can the sorrow and come over to the house tonight and fling a foot to the radio! Ask Bryant before he gets away—” And Chatty left with her heart as high as it had been low when Mr. Van Nuys threatened to fire her. • • • Somehow, straightening the fuss up with Winnie seemed to make everything all right again! Chatty shed trouble of her own making as a roof sheds rain. Alter all, she hadn’t really done anything! The 1 only one who had really sinned was Mr. Van. He went to the road house—and not with his wile. His daughter! The cat's off-hind whis ker. his daughter! Now. who do you suppose It really was? Chatty wished very much she knew who the girl in the red dress was. where she worked, what she did—but it didn't matter. No one would complain about her talking again! And she'd find some way to square herself with old Van Nuys, see if she didn’t. That the way to square herself consisted in doing her work and not makmg trouble didn't occur to her. For a few days Chatty w’as very, very good around the office. She even refrain from listening in on phone calls. She felt very virtuous indeed. Perhaps Dave Jordan would no tice how good she was, how she had changed . Perhaps he would get tired of the “must have ten thou sand a year’’ girl. Perhaps— At the very lowest part of the bottom of Chatty's heart was an ache that would not still. Bryant, Winnie, the “Famous Four.” hip gin, roadhouses, learning to drive a car, even talk and scandal—all right in their way, but not Dave, Chatty sighed. What was Dave doing? Who did he go with? Could she ever, ever get back in his good opinion again? She knew herself safe from his telling about the diary, hut she wanted him to for get it— Buz-z-z-! The telephone droo indicated David Jordan's line. And the number he asked for was that of the girl Chatty hated because— well, because Dave liked her. Chatty made the connection, then opened the line, craftily. She'd be very careful—he wouldn't know, this time— To herself Chatty admitted that the unknown girl had a sweet, re fined voice. So had he—but what was that she heard? She pressed her ear phones tighter to her head, listening avidly. They spoke very low. Chatty’s ears burned, and her face flamed—for David spoke of her!” “Well, of all the goo and mush!" cried Chatty to herself. At noon she collected a little knot of girls around her. Her back was to the door as she spoke to Billie, Winnie, Lola and one or two others. “Listen to this!” she cried. "Over the phone this morning, that gill David Jordan likes so! He had sent her some candy, evidently. 8h»: said it was too soft, and made her mouth sticky. What do you sup pose he said?” “Oh, spill it?” demanded Lola. Mush?" “He said: ‘Love to kiss 'oo 'ittle sticky, kissie mouf,” laughed Chat ty. tut in her heart was no laugn ter. And then her face flamed and paled, as a quiet but sting lngly angry voice came to her shoulder. “I see you cannot learn your les son! The eavesdropper never hears any good of herself! Had you told all. you would have said that you heard me advising my friend not to say anything she didn't wish re peated, as our phones were, un fortunately, in charge of a danger ous busybdy who, having no bus iness of her own. spends her time in making trouble, carrying gossip and stealing words not meant for her ears. You can take this state ment. and my utter contempt, aAd do what you like with them!” David Jordan, his face white with repressed emotion, looked at her with blazing eyes before which her own fell. His glance passed con temptuously over the girls who lis tened to her idle chatter, and rested on Billie. Then he shrugged, turn ed, and left the room. CTO BE CONTINUED) « Health and Right Living BY ROYAL S. COPELAND, M. O. Former Commissioner of Health ■.... I Of late I have thought a good deal about the way people neglect the feet. Really It is scandalous how little honest and intelligent attention is given these useful members. Whether you walk down Broad way, Main Street or a country road, you will see limping, mincing foot “cripples.” Corns, bunions, in growing toe nails, callouses, scrap ed heels—from one or more of these causes the foot is sore and incap able of normal use. "There are two reasons for all these ailments. They can be traced to neglect of the feet and to the wrong sort of thoes. ! "You wouldn’t think of going to bed or getting up without thor oughly washing the face and hands. Why should the feet be overlook ed? They travel in dust and dirt, in wind and water—a single day will soil them lar more than the hands. Why are they not bath ed in water with soap? They should be. Each day should see them thoroughly cleansed. To soak them in salt and water will relieve many r ache and pain. Regular trimming of the nails, treatment of the corns and removal of the callouses, will go far toward the promotion of happiness If you do not .'el competent to give your feet this care consult e podia trist or trained chirpoodist. A dol lar or two paid him will do you more good than the broiled lobster or beefsteak the money would buy. But even though you wash, dry and powder your feet, regularly, they will continue to bother you if they are not well shod. It pays to purchase good shoes. Don’t be coaxed into taking any others. We have taught the public to read the labels on food packages. It is time now to teach the public that there is much to learn about shoes. Talk with your dealer and find out what is a good shoe and what isn’t. Read the magazines and news papers. Study the advertisements. You can learn much In this way about everything you intend to pur chase. When you are attracted by the statements made about this shoe or stocking, go to the store where it is sold. See how the article looks. Try on the shoes, both shoes, and see how they feel and look. Make sure of fit and quality. It pays to care for the feet. You have but two, and will never have any more. Answer* to Health Queries A. R. Q—What causes head noises? A.—This condition is often due to nasal, carrah which has extend ed to the middle ear. H. M. Q —If I eat when I am ner vous I get indigestion. How can I remedy this? A.—Nervousness affects the di gestion. Therefore, you must re move the cause before the trouble can be cleared. Try to build up the general health and this will benefit the entire nervous system. L. D. Q— -ow much should a boy aged 17, 5 feet 11 inches tall weigh? A.—He should weigh about 152 pounds. M. K. Q—Will the use of the violet ray prove harmful to the kidneys? k A—No. S. R. Q —I am a girl of 16. four feet seven inches tall. WTtat can I do to grow taller? I weigh 76 pounds. A—You will continue to grow and develop until you are 21 years of age. Join a gymanasium for some regular, systemic exercises. You are about the right weight for your height. E. F. Q—What will remove pim ples and blackheads from the face? 2.—How much should a boy aged 15, five feet seven and a quarter inches tall weigh? A.—Correct the diet by cutting down on sugar, starches and coffee. Eat simple food and avoid consult; patton. m 2 —He should weigh about 133 pounds. _ : making expedition have I been a member? Who is my wife? What two English houses waged the War of the Roses? — What Is the second largest ! planet? —. “Verily, verily, I say unto you. if a man keep my saying, he shall never see death.” Where Is this passage found in the Bible? Today's Horoscope Persons born on this day are clear thinkers and have deep, well thought out convictions. 1 Star Lore? Accounting for the Planetary Winds Three great outstanding physical . facts become inter-related to pro duce the Planenary Winds: (1)P» That characteristic of the atmos phere common to all liquids and gasses, that when heated expand! thus becomes lighter, and rises, be* ing pushed upward by cooler air crowding in underneath: (2) The unequal exposure of the earth's sur face to the rays of the sun—the equatorial regions receiving solar vertical rays, as compared with the oblique rays of the polar regions It is readily seen that a solar ray m striking the earth vertically doe; a not spread out its energy as does T a ray striking the earth obliquely. (3) The rotation of the earth up on its axis. <To be continued.' (More tomorrow.) - ..-. Answers to Foregoing Quc lions 1. William B. Leeds: Qraf Zep pelin's round-the-world flight: | Princess Xenia. 2. Lancaster and York. 3. Saturn. 1 4. St. John vlii. 51. 1911 1929 Skelton Abstract Co. 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