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Hnmmsunk Herald Established July 4, 1892 Entered as second-class matter In the Postoffice, Brownsville, Texas. THE BROWNSVILLE HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY TEXAS DAILY PRESS LEAGUE Subscription Rates—Dally and Sunday (7 Issues) One Year.$9.00 Six Months...$4.50 Three Months. $2.25 One Month . .75 MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use (or publication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein. National Advertising Representatives Dallas, Texas, 512 Mercantile Bank Building. Kansas City, Mo., 306 Coca-Cola Building. Chicago, 111., Association Building. New York, 350 Madison Avenue. St. Louis, 502 Star Building. Los Angeles, Cal., Room 1015 New Orpheum Bldg., 648 S. Broadway. San Francisco, Cal., 318 Kohl Building. HARLINGEN OFFICE: Arcadia Theater Building. Phone 1020. Henry Ford as a Moses Henry Ford is one of the greatest captains of in dustry the world has known. He invented a cheap motor car and & first class one at that and the In vention made him a billionaire. This is his latest plan for prosperity: “The shortest cut to relief from the present busi ness depression is an extensive development of ag riculture and manufacture, looking to quantity pro duction from the soil. This is not just a fanciful Idea. It is the way out of stagnation.” Do you get it? All that the cotton growers have to do to bring about prosperity is to double the acreage; all the wheat and corn growers have to do is to double the acreage and the production: all that the producers of farm and orchard products have to do is to double their supply of fruits and vegetables, and green stuff and feedstuff. There is a large surplus of wheat. There is a large surplus of corn. There is a large surplus of cotton and the way to get rich is to double the production of all the staples I and then to sit dowm and count the dollars as they roll in from the markets of the world. That's that. That's the Fordian philosophy of farm relief and how to get it. A New System For Teachers A new wrinkle in pedagogy is reported from Mont gomery county, In Virginia—a scheme that looks like an excellent thing for district school superintendents to make a note of. Dr. Minor W. Thomas of the Virginia State Teach ers' College has devised a method whereby school teachers are paid for what their pupils learn. The pupils are given mental tests at the beginning and end of each year, and those who have yearned the most earn their instructors a $200 bonus. Each teacher is paid 10 cents a day for each child present. A basic salary of $10 a month for each year of college education possessed by the teacher is also in effect. The result, according to Dr. Thomas, is that 25 per cent fewer teachers, receiving salaries 15 per cent above the old average, are able to give one and one half times as much knowledge to 13 per cent more pupils than under the old system. Too Near Perfection A young man who is just learning a new sport, a new art or a new profession is generally advised to watch the leaders in that line and sec how they do things. Ordinarily that's good advice; but It occurs to us that in golf there are times when it doesn't work. Take, for instance, Bobby Jones. In the recent British tournament, Bobby teed off on a 430-yard hole with a 300-yard drive that landed plunk in a deep sand trap. Then, unflustered, he proceeded to sock the ball out of the sand, drive it to the green, 130 yards away—and watch it trickle into the cup. Despite the fact that his drive landed him in a trap, he made a par four hole in two strokes! The novice, instead of learning anything from a per formance like that, is apt to be just plain dismayed. Such a stunt looks so super-human that the beginner might well think that there was no use even to try to copy the great Bobby. tr- ---"" -j I The Once Over LB7 EL L FHLLLJPS - THOUGHTS ON THE OLD-FASHIONED HOME (Copyright, 1930, by The Associated Newspapers.) L I remember, I remember, if I take the time to think, When a bathroom wasn't purple, orange, blue or red or pink; When It wasn't in vermillion, black and white or even green— And a bathroom wasn't something copied from a magazine; x When it wasn't gay or gorgeous and was easy on the eyes And to bathe was in no manner an artistic enter prise; When a bathtub was a bathtub, neither wonderful nor great, And the gadgets were so simple that a child could operate; When a wash-bowl was a wash-bowl and most any one would know That ‘twas not a rustic fountain nor a new type radio; When one mirror was sufficient and there weren’t mats galore— When a bathroom was a bathroom, simply that and nothing more. n. c I remember, I remember, when a kitchen was a room That you knew was Just a kitchen, not a flower shop in bloom; When It smelled a lot of cooking and of cooking very good, And a lot of kitchen furniture was very largely wood; When the kitchen had no panels and it had no "arty” look "«* And you’d know, without inquiring, it was Just a place to cook; I remember, I remember when it had a kitchen range That endured for a lifetime without chance of any change. When it was of simple color lacking any touch of art, When you picked it without guidance from a paint er's color chart; When nobody called it "pretty” and nobody said "How sweet!" And a stoves primary purpose was preparing food to eat. III. I remember, I remember when an ice-box was a chest So enormous that two icemen could march into it abreast; When it was a wooden fixture with a somewhat oak ish stain And a flood was sure to happen if you didn’t watch the drain; When the iceman came each morning and we heard for half a block The rumble of his wagon and his hatchet’s chock chock-chock; When he’d shuffle to the kitchen with a huge and dripping cake And departing leave behind him rivulet and mud dy lake; I remember when an Ice-pick hung beside the drip ping box And the ice for making highballs didn't come in little blocks. L’ENVOI I remember all these fixtures; they're imprinted on my brain— Ah, the dear old-fashioned dead days—may they never come again! Minor League Seasoning Might Help Prohibition enforcement has been turned over by the Treasury Department to the Department of Jus tice. If it doesn't show to satisfaction there it will be farmed out to the Bridgeport club. Mcrvin Lane says he tried to sell a big bread and roll man some insurance recently, but that the fel low couldn’t decide whether he wanted an endow ment or straight life. Thus illustrating the old ad age "Bakers can’t be choosers.” Despair (“McCann Waiting Happy Day Ending Sulphured Prunes.”—headline.1) Oh. Happiness is far away, A most elusive boon; But it will come upon the day That ends the sulphured prune. I'm sad; my spirit’s badly curled. I sing no lilting tune; How can I till this cruel world Casts out the sulphured prune? Our Boarding House . ... By Ahern <3oesfAlR*MAfL VS *>p&ciAUt i>bu vyeP.Vv A k Bl 6 l+TJ^Ibj^HVSREE*! V ^ ^RAIGH-TJVm V * J'REj? PcUJfJ. “Trl X ’ LEfUKE'tH! BRIDEV) Wtfo*HASfMADE* < TlMESlBeFQRE > { ^ YAU&H • ~Ncd see, ALT, ; jg| 1 ^-THeRE \s ido scienceY71 p ibi His?5Ho-tS;<^-^b5-r^\ a * MAP' tfA-ZAPP U#d-S<dDieP JJ \+ SuJlAiOiwA^p^ELV/Ado V 50UELV * UPO(d • cH Alice / A .. Liicur -THa-t He will Hrr/t *7 %*Ti4etBALL;w hmf-jk L - e<sap^-~ MouJ ,* wHe^ 7- 1J PLAVeD lid v/ V^-vi SCCTfLAldP 0 * * V£S,L VoLi -I'E-EP VoUR N \ EL-BOVaI HlG^j C « ANi’o? MAJ>£ . <£ f Ev/eQUAPrT.Y^ V, IM ?AR» y^ T - u Bes-r SHOT 50 TAU ** ..aggagag The Main Stem Intimate Glimpses of the Valley's Alley --BY J. R.-— Allen, the jeweler...standing in the door of his shop on the Main Stem...looking at nothing in parti cular... J. H. BatseU ...sporting goods dealer...looking over a new outboard motor...testing it...Mrs. John E. Rutledge, of Edinburg... former Brownsville resident...in town for the first time in many moons, looking the Main Stem up and down...W. T. Briggs, on his way to work.. .Sherwood Bishop, be moaning slow contributions to the Red Cross fund..."We need more," he says... Mrs. R. B. Rentfro, madam mayor...as it were...taking things easy in the back seat of her car...Joe Vivier, Junior and senior talking things over in their new music shop., .laughing at Amos and Andy...Rev. Emmett P. Day, Presbyterian minister...riding with wife and daughter...tipping his hat to Rev. and Mrs. R. O. Mackintosh, Episcopalians... Barry Miller... as pirant for governorship of Texas... tin town Wednesday with friends. • • • Nutty Stuff Feeling facetious, we get a strangle hold of the Underw’ood Standard Typewriter No. 5 and after a few hysterical laughs and a little first class hair tearing, bat out the fol lowing : Barry Miller: Well, boys, don’t forget to vote for me. Innocent bystander: What are you running for? Barry Miller, after choking and turning red: “I'm running for gov ernor. Brownsville citizen: Of what state, Mr. Miller? Mr. Miller: Of the greatest, grand est. most glorious state in the Union. The state that has fought under six flags... Third man: I guess you must mean California. Mr. Miller: Are you crazy? I’m running for Governor of Texas. • • • Innocent bystander, with a gasp: You mean Texas? They got so many men and women running for that office that the ballots will have to be printed in two volumes. They won't be able to get all the names on the regular sheet. Mr. Miller: That's not my fault. I didn't ask these other guys to run for governor. In fact. If you’d get up a petition signed by a few thousand voters requesting everyone else to take their namus out of the ring, I’d appreciate it personally. One of the 400: If you’d take your name off, it would reduce the total a little. Barry Miller: I never thought of that. Bystander: It would be a good idea. Another bystander: Not so hot. not so hot. We need men like Barry Miller in the race. He ought to be elected: • • • Mr. Miller: W'ell. I ve got to go and make one of my daily dozen speech es. Don't forget. I want you to vote for me. Brownsville chap: Well, when election day comes around, I'll take the afternoon off, go to the polls and wade through the names on the ballot and maybe I’ll get to yours. • • • Voice From the Fast Buck Combe writes to friends in Brownsvile and requests that The Brownsville Herald be notified that he is still alive and kicking in Mer ida, Yucatan. He and his young wife are enjoying the tropical life down there, eating bananas and chunking coconuts at the monkeys. Read today's Air Log column, in which he says he has gone native.” * * • Side Glances A country boy trying to make a U-turn on the Main Stem, and say ing the sign in the middle of the street which reads "No Left Turn" but didn't know that U-turns were included in the don'ts. The law let him go. • • • The flood this year did not create much interest around Brownsville. It was the topic of conversation around the Main Stem Monday, when it threatened Matamoros for a while, but outside of that, there was little said about it. The reason there was no danger was because of good levees and good flood con trol facilities. • • • School children... and young men and women... are roaming around aimlessly, now that school is out. More cars are noticed on the streets, and things are livelier, as a rule. v> • IN NEW YORK Yes, There’* a Thrill to Seeing Your Name in Print—When a Roving Reporter Gets Interviewed, It Ought to Be News. NEW YORK, June 4.-I doubt if many of us ever get over the kick of seeing our names in the paper. Some of Manhattan’s moet wealthy and important citizens are the most liberal subscribers to the clipping bureaus, and though act-' Oi> and millionaires alike have had their names displayed thousands of times, they still keep running i through clippings carefully assorted by their secretaries or publicity re presentatives. Nor am I immune, though I’ve observed my name at the top of many a bit of writing in hundreds of newspapers. But when a fellow New York columnist mentions me or I breka into print otherwise. I still have that impulse to clip it out and send it to Aunt Agatha. • • • All of which is apropos of the fact that picking up a current copy of The American Press. I find that I’ve been interviewed and a sketchy story of my life has been outlined. A young man. named Alfred Zugsmith. came to my desk some weeks back end asked if he could prowl about with me. Than which, nothing is more disconcerting. In a sense, it’s calling your bluff. ‘So”, the visitor implies. “you go all these places and know all these peopl . Well, show* your stuff.” Instinctively you know that this will be the one day when every body will either be sleeping late or spending the week In the coun try And. besides, how can you explain to anyone else the New York that you yourself see? It needs so much explanation to give the other fellow the notion that rarely do you set forth with anv definite Idea In your mind. You know that New York being what it is. you’ll run into something if yev keep your eyes open. Whirh sounds so sillv when you say it: particularly if you don’t run into anything. Wherefore. I am reminded that “we went backstage In a theater and ran into some East Side boys who took us over to Second avenue to hear a favorite cymbalom player. Wandering over to Washington street, we watched the Syrians drinking their arrak. the strongest drink known. (Ed. note—You'll notice that we mcrey watched them.) "Five blocks from the City Hall wt dropped in on a Greek restau rant for a sip of their sweetish coffee and there were many using tneir cups sl- an excuse for spend ing the dinner. And later out to Harlem with Lee Posner....calling it a day ” m • m Looking over these lines, it now seems to me that I might have done tetter by a guest who wanted to go places and see things. On the ether hand, we appear to have cov ered considerable territory without meeting a single celebrity. Or, hav ing met one, there appears to havn been no sign of recognition on the part of either party. Yet If It makes any difference to anyone—(chroui, of. "Who cares?") —this is not an untypical day in the life of a Manhattan columnist. For. to quote the quotes of the yrung gentleman T*ho quoted me. "It is Swan's belief that the out cf-towner is as anxious to hear of the Bowery, the East Side, the Bronx. Greenwich Village and Harlem as he is to hear of Broad w ay.” • • * And, to reprint his brief biog raphy of my favorite author: “Swan began as a cub reporter on the Los Angeles Examiner... .police 1 (porter.. .went to Oxnard as coun try editor... .to San Bernardino and towns in orange belt on various nepers... .out to Hawaii and the South Seas.Into San Francisco to cover the fair...,On the San Franrsico News as waterfront re porter. city editor, mancing editor and coast bureau manaecr of NEA -Press agent for Yellowstone Fark — Sent to New York and crifted into Gilbert Swan col.” And there, for no particular rea son. you have the story of my life. Rosenthal Gets Many Congratulatory Wires Floods of congratulatory tel egrams have been pouring into the city manager's office for several days, beginning immediately after the successful passage of the port bill, Z. A. Rosenthal, city manager, said Wednesday. R. T. Stuart, owi >r of Stuart Place and prominent Valley figure, wires today from Oklahoma City. “Congratulations, Mr. Browns ville, for having the vision and determination for saving the port for the Valley,” he said. “I also want to congratulate the people of San Benito, Point Isabel, and Brownsville navigation district for saving the port for the Valley. I also want to congratulate the farsighted business men who went to Washington and who stood one hundred per cent through all the riffle for the Valley s port.” Mr. Stuart pointed out that the Valley was peopled with more than 150.000 citizens, and that Browns ville's action in voting for a port aided the entire section. Mr. Rosenthal's desk was covered with telegrams from all over the United States. TEST DEADLY TORPEDO LONDON.—What is said to be the deadliest torpedo ever yet In vented by man has been tried out tetwen Wymouth and Portland. It is fitted with an 8-cylinder engine and speeds through the water with 50 per cent greater velocity that tr.e old types. It has a very high explosive capacity. July 4th Plans Work on plans for a Fourth of July celebration in Brownsville this year will start Thursday, it was said by chamber of commerce of ficials today. The chamber committee appoint ed for the purpose will meet at a recent date to work out a complete arrangement for the celebration. Harry Faulk was chairman of the committees last year, and will pos sibly remain in the same capacity this year. In the absence of secretary G. C. Richardson. Mrs. A. V. Smith will conduct the initial work, being in charge of the chamber of commerce while the secretary is in Plainview’ attending the Texas Commercial Executives convention there. It is hoped by members in charge of the work to stage an elaborate celebration this year. PLUCKY BATH. England.—Doreen Brook es. 13, is a plucky little lass. While walking across a field recently on the way home from school, an en raged cow attacked her. The girl waited until the cow was almost upon her and then jumped to catch hold of the animal’s horns. She held in until help arrived. EVENING WRAP The double chiffon wrap, ac cordian pleated from the shallow shoulder yoke to the natural waist line. is new and stunning. The pleats fit into a wide sash that ties in a bow; In front. Out Our Way.By Williams f3aV KiOvs/^SAV \ \ \ajeli_, I AM f[*X ASWEO VOO A VE9V J ^iTT^i On THT BEAT / 9,EMS\BLE?QuesT»OM,V OF MV PANTS. X 0\04,T ?4jl ASKfcO VOO, Fov.OtO »T uP u^E 1 WHUfS ATVOuPE EaTTni 04 A Pll-LER An' \T 1 \ * ANi* »e> !aT A SEMS\9lE *■ MakES A mice 4AMfevAJER— I'M BOTki Oni corr SEAT O* MV PANiTB fy SEAT ’ '■r -_* , «,™e up MoLQgmwy_ - «» i[< service . #(|H# -* . mt . - • PARADE —B'y—“ ■ »■' ... - > EVELYN CAMPBELL WNV Service {Copyright Py Evelyn Campbell.} Eleventh Installment CHAPTER VIII Call to Action. FROM Washington Brian wrote In a way that revealed his heart with almost cruel clarity. Linda could find no doubt there: only the humility and reverence with which some men approach the women they love. This attitude touched her profoundly. Tenderness was new to her. But what was to come of it all? When that question persistently arose to torment her she tried to put it aside with all the easy ex cuses that are the habit of the procrastinator. Brian would be away. Circumstances would sep arate them; they would both for get. But in these reflections there was no solace; instead far from forgetting, she found the need for him growing day by day. There were other troubles. Money. The delayed check arrived from the broker with a stiff notation of the deduction that was credited to Senator Converse. Her cheeks burned when she saw that, and re called her humiliation. For a mo ment she felt a stinging desire to look the truth in the face—to be honest with herself. She was not deceived with this elaborate pre tense. but unless she accepted it nothing remained but chaos. The check was comparatively small, but it come at a moment which exaggerated its importance. As if warned by telepathy, poor Linda’s creditors seemed to have chosen that morning for a united foray. She was facing a pile of bills and letters, some of them even threatening in a deadly polite sort of way, when the dove of peace dropped the bine slip bearing the signature of Rtevonw Into her lap. The money vanished. TTr.w did it happen? Linda, who thought she had learned the lesson of prudence, discovered her purse almost empty once more. Some new pride within her rebelled against subterfuge with these peo ple who had trusted her, and she [.aid it freely out to dressmakers and milliners while it lasted. They w ere placated, and urged by her to buy again, but she would not, al though spring peeped temptingly through the new little leaves of the gray trees in the park. The shops were full of lovely things, but she bought nothing. The hat she had chosen on that walk writh Brian had been the last purchase. A feeling that in some manner an invisible net was closing around her per sisted, and there was nothing in the immediate outlook to raise her spirits. lime crept nr, ana Drougnt March. She was still In the city— alone, so far as her circle of friends was concerned, for the frightful weather had driven every one away. But she did not miss them. She was marking time until Brian would be gone. Then, she believed, she would be safe. It would be possible then to come to some conclusion—to look things in the face; return to her old way of living and thinking or to find that other channel her soul was dimly striving for. But not while Brian was there with his pedestals. That would make It much too hard; better to be silent; far better to let him think her cold, indifferent, while he was near. Converse wrote her a brief note from Washington, where he had gone Into session. “Why not run down here for a few weeks? There's lota going on and you might amuse yourself play ing chaperon to your friend Anstey and little Miss Fen tress.” She was astonished at the surge of feeling * those few sentences aroused in her. She had coupled Brian and Daisy In her own thoughts, but this was different. This was seeing them through the world’s eyes. This made possthU Together they had everything. Youth, wealth, ambition. Their fu ture was limitless. Suddenly she felt old and on the shelf. Wlrat was she doing, immured In her solitude, under gray skies, when the others were finding life gay and happy together? She had been cheated of her girlhood, and now womanhood had as little to offer. But if the senator's letter plunged her into deeper depression, on the other hand It aroused her from lassitude and made action impera tive. She went to see Stevens, and laid a long mnnila envelope on the desk before him. “I want to leave New York,” she said. “These are the last. Will you see what you eari do for me?” The broker, a dry, flat man. drew the corners of the crackly parch ment papers from the flap of the envelope and glanced at them. Light and Power . . . Traction . . . Little Maud OIL ... lie smiled imperceptibly. “Well, we have placed a great deal of this stuff. ... Per haps . . .” “You said this was good, and I have kept it until the last." she in “So Our Friendship Is to End With 1 the Last Hundred Shares?” terrupted impatiently. She wus biting ber lip . . . an amazing 1 sign of nervousness In her. Mr. Stevens raised his yellowish brows. “Only a month ago ... we for warded our check . . .** “What of that? The securities j had been in your hands since Oc tober !” “Very well. I will do what I can." He turned away, llrokers have a uniform antipathy to Ir ritable clients. Linda, who had always swept In j and out of that office as a queen j lingered hesitant at the door. “There is an obligation which Is j troubling me. My bill at the St. Sevier has been running for a long time. They must have a payment 1 from this money." She spoke thoughtfully, as if the stock was al ready sold and she had only to disburse its equivalent. Mr. Stevens was shocked. This was an error in tactics for which he was unprepared. He had noth ing whatever to do with the liabil ities or embarrassments of bis clients. ‘‘The bookkeeper will forward the check to your address, Mrs. Kotb.” he said frigidly. And so Linda assured the mana ger of her hotel that he would hear from her within the week. She was giving up her rooms for good —leaving New York. Politely asked for an address, she answered runes, bat now her heart heat as madly aa any sixteeo-year-oWa who gets her first peep at the world through the historic If ut terly dull and plebeian horde* that migrate to and from the political center at every season. She had sent no word of her com ing to the two men who would be interested in seeing her. but twen ty minutes after her bags were brought up she telephoned Converse come to her. Ills response was so pleased and triumphant that aho was smiling faintly when she turned from the telephone. When they met an hour later, he still wore the manner of victory, but this disappeared at her first words. "I have given everything Into Stevens’ hands.” she said. “Soon the Inst bit of paper I possess will he gone and then—you will be troubled with my poor little af fairs no longer.” She tried to spe»k lightly, disguising the meaning of her words with mockery. Ilis face altered at once, but not with chagrin—rather ft was with a closing down of pleasantry, t tightening of every muscle in that visage which beneath Its purple mask of tlesh remained crafty and sinister. CHAPTER IX From Mountain Top Into the Valley. SENATOR CONVERSE made him self comfortable in the widest chair the room afforded and select ed a cigarette with care before he answered Linda. She watched this, stri\in*r to keep her thoughts from her eyes. “So our friendship Is to end with the last hundred shares?** She winced from something In his tone. “Were we ever friends?** He reflected upon this. “Possi bly not. I am then to be of no fur ther use to you. We wITl pot it that way in spite of baldness." She interrupted warmly: “Ton helped me with advice—with your influence in selling those stocks because you liked my father—not me—■" me senator burst out laugxuog. “Gad. what frauds you women are! Are you lying to yourself «r Just to me?" It was going to be hortfMe but she must control herself. “I pave you no encourncement to believe yourself my friend," she said coldly. “I would have—paid —you for what you did. That it how I have always felt to you." She realized that she had made an error when she saw him start violently. She had angered him and he had power. He repeated her words slowly. . { "So you would have paid me-* but not with the coin I wanted—* from you." His glance traveled over her slowly and she cringed before It. She wanted to say that this was pay—as she had paid a hundred times in humiliation, but that would have gained her noth ing. After a little while he became merciful and turned his eyes away. "I believed that you would turn to me some day," he said slowly. "Turn to you? No, no, I could not!” "If there hadn't been anotfce* man," he went on, toneiesaly, "you'd have got over that feeling you have for me—repulsion. I sup pose you'd call It You'd have got so—you could touch me without shivering. That was Just youth— and you spent your youth pretty freely. It's nearly gone, though you haven't lived so very many years. I figured It would last about as lone as the red and blue papers your daddy left behind him." •Tied and blue papers," she re peated dully, though she knew it was just that. He got up and took a step t<» ward her. A thick dark vein stood out on his forehead like an ugly bruise and his hand trembled when It fell upon her shoulder. Shdy would have screamed, but ther« was no escape. She would b4 smothered—effaced—before anyona came. V "It Is another man. Isn't It?" V She conld not say no. \ "Then let me tell yon—you can’t have that boy. You'll ruin him—a woman like you. Why don't you let him marry that young girl? She's fresh. Shell give him every thing. She can have half a dozen children without remembering—* That wrested a cry from her. ^