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The Mad Pace of a Century Ago Nothing gives a tired world much more pleasure than to see a prophet confounded; and a few days ago the French Academy of Medicine furnished such a spec tacle when it celebrated the 100th birthday of one of its members, Dr. Alexandre Gueniot. Dr. Gueniot was born in 1832, and the prophet to be confounded was his own father. When the child was born, the elder Gueniot wrote sadly to a friend that 1832 was a terrible year for anyone to begin a life; times were bad and they would be worse, the modern era was rush ing along altogether too rapidly for health, and a hope of long life for the child was surely vain. “This madness of speed is wearing out men," the father wrote. “Only yesterday 1 saw a post chaise tearing along. It makes one giddy! The horses were galloping at more than five leagues an hour. “Any everyone wants his carriage. The streets of Paris are so congested that you must wait a long time if you wish to cross them. Madness of the century, my dear friend, for which men will pay in the brevity of their days. My son, like his contemporaries, will not live to be old.” Our enjoyment of this, of course, is intensified by the fact that the good Frenchman never dreamed how tremendously the “madness of speed” was to increase dur ing his son’s lifetime, or how the congestion of the Paris streets was to be stepped up. In a land of stage-coaches and post chaises he saw too much hustle and hurry for health; had he been able to get one preview of modern Paris he probably would have died of the shock. Put somehow things didn’t turn out quite as badly as he had expected they would. The race managed to adjust itself to a faster tempo. His son lives today, a thriving centenarian. And that, very likely, is the way with most of our gloomy prophecies. We see things changing, and we feel that they are changing for the worse, and we do not see how our descendants can ever survive and he happy: but the human race is pretty resilient, after all. and it always manages to bounce back. Human affairs have a way of working out better than we expfct. A $1700 Joke Whatever its sins may be, our federal bureaucracy at least does provide us with laughs now and then. To Postmaster General Walter F. Brown we are in debted for the latest; and let no man say that it might not have been worse. Uncle Sam buys for this cabinet officer's use—at a price of $1700 in cash and eight old department cars—a shiny new limousine. Then, behold—the cabinet officer cannot ride in it while wearing a top hat! The roof is too low, or possibly the hat is too high. So a brand-new car must be bought, and the other one can be set aside for the! use of such bureaucrats as do not happen to have silk top pers on their heads. All of this, coming at a time when the federal gov-’ eminent is obliged to save every penny it possibly can. is just the sort of thing to provide the democracy with in nocent laughter. /Vea? Vor£ Letter The C hristmas Carol NEW YORK—On a recent af ternoon, something of a rituil might have been observed in progress .n the quiet, somnolent, crypt-like library which houses the fabulously valuable book col lection of J. Plerpont Morgan. In keeping with a holiday cus tom of many years standing, cer tain trusted librarians went to a certain niche and took therefrom a manuscript. It was the or gina. edition of Charles Dickens "Christmas Carol." Each year, the great money king sends for this classic and meets again Tiny Tim and all his associates. The touch in? story is read at legist onoc t«» the gra.idch ldren and children and. I am told, re-read in the sJence of a study. There are. one hears, hundreds of manuscripts which Morgan owns but rarely sees; buying them as a c. Hector of originals and first edi tions. rather than as a reader. Bui ine Dickens pages are never over looked. • • • l anarv Lover This is but one note in a long | collection I started recently on .he interesting human slants and hobbies of the famous. Arturo Toscanini, perhaps the j greatest living symphonic directo*. ' lias heard and directed the finest ' voices of the world But he loves I the songs of canaries and breeds them. Whenever the musician » j in New York he g-.ves them hours of attention and. when in Italy or on the road, boards hts pets with trusted friends. They live in a nud-town hotel and seem to thrive on it. Just Tinkering Then there is Jose Iturbe. the great Spanish panist whose hands | are amazingly nimble on pifcno keys, but who—in off hours—uses them to tinker with machinery. He haunts garages and climbs under cars and tinkers with automobiles. The jaguar pet of Lily Pons. 1 Metropolitan pnma donna, has I long since become famous. She moves it with her wherever she goes and it gets the small atten tions of a gentler pet. a beauttfui j animal, she never wrearies o: , watching it and exhibiting it to ' friends. • • • | Stan and Animals But Joseph Lherlnne, anothei famed pianist, is a.i astronomer oi real consequence No mere tyro, la haunts observatories whenever j he is in the neighborhood of one i and it was he who. one fine eve , *ung. discovered the little known novae aquilla. a seldom-seen sta* He Is prouder of this, one is tn .ormed. than of his great success as a musician Ernest Hemingway, tne author or. the other hand, gees in for fish ing and cooking. After living in France for many years, he moved to a little colony on the Florida coa,st where the tarpon, yellow-ta 1 and swordfish were to be found. His gastronomic gesture is best ex pressed in a crrtaJn spaghetti sauce which he learned to make !n Lta,\y and *hlch he introduceo to Hollywood, when hus Farewell to Arms was being made. * Van L'lw' creator 0: a new (h'Jl1 a n* fci?r-Vu t:' ,*V raLS<*S dcg.s. and Katherine Cornell, -first iad'. ol the stage." has some tin* N^cimens of dachshunds. Dorothv G.sh. who dwells m Gramcrci Pa.It. goes in for <j.gy and .anev sweaters. Thornton Wilder Euro™» rT1fJI' ™ acroL: Europe walk with Gene Tunnev who also likes the open road. Rare Book Fancier «r,‘at musician. ind nil ^ *a,K!er; ^ Heifetz, and al. the Rockefellers colleen Zanr G;e>. as the worla knows, is another deep .sea ffcn ™!L?nd Harpo Marx hA& a bi> collection of red wigs. The late William Morris was an autogrami southern"* Ji,UllHt fVt<>rs!l-n studio southern darky dialects My own collection of natw match ptuu., by thc use a .ew out-of-town additions! If Junior us skeptical of Santas delivering all ihe Christmas gifts dont let him talk to the mailman He seems to be burdened with doubts about it. too. Out Our Way.By Williams ....~. "I.. 1 f VOU'LL POKICH ME OKA * k*OE>E , VsjwIEki '^CXj AGREED hit MW HOSE , \JWU_L vyc i M- ^©OL PvJKiCH ME \N l STOMACH , AFTER AGHEEi \ *TO HIT There , WILL w ^-GHA6 HiM.MAl holi ' at wev^aTI caat, wT^ ! Ep TAHE'tM OFF FtP? Molo th door Tilli cw GlT OuTA MERE' GOSH SAWtb DO SuMPka UCl O A WHW MOThlE.P'b GET GPAV c ,w H UtA MKYiCt WC W U » ^OT Qfr. l-tj The Once Over By EL PH1LUPB the beer radio iioir < "Several big brewers are holding radio auditions so that with the re turn of beer they may have a suit able radio program to present in an advertising campaign.'1 — News Item.* Theme scng. "Old Heidelberg." Announcer—Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This evening the progra of the Excelso Beer Cor poration. maker of that fine Full Flavored Quality Brand Bier, comes to you again over a national net work. We are presenting again this evening those enimitable comics of the air. the Bungstarter boys. Gus and Fmu. The next voire you hear will be that of the Excelso Be'-r master of ceremonies, Philip Mc Cann. Mr. McC an—Hello, everybody I 'He telb several jokes taken from Major Josnh Miller's Collection in tiie Henry Ford Museum of Anti ques'. But now 1 want you to hear these stars of the air. those boys who have made beer a househouli word, tiie Bungstarter Boys. Oka ». Milwaukee! 'The Bungstarter Boys do their Muff while the great unseen aud it nee -oes to sleepi. Mr. McCann—And now. folks, just a word from F.ddie Wurzburg er, station announcer. Mr Wurzburger—Physicians and scientists agree that good beer is the very backbone of a long and happy life. It is wholesome, appetiz ing and nutritious. Excelso Beer is made from carefully selected hops, raised i nder glass. It preserves the gums, rases the throat and give-, you that savoir falre so necessary in polite • jciety. Excelso Beer comes wrapped in cellophance. which pre serves its superfine flavor. See ycur brewer at least twice a week! Mr McCann—Tlianks, Bill. And now folks, as the next feature o? the Magic Sawdust Hour I give you Prof. Ludwig Sehnorkenwurtz's Ger man Band, an organization of 100 musicians who have played in every alley in America, professor, pass the pretzels . . . Professor Schnorkenwurtz— Dank you. Pheeloop! The band plays the following pro gram: 1— "The Stein Song " 2— "Down Where the Wurzburg - er Flows." 3 Waltz Me Around Again. Willie" 4—"Sweet Adeline ** • • • Announcer You have been listen* ! •ng. folks, to the Excelso Beer pro gram. presented by the Excelso Beer Cor;x>ration. makers of Amer ica’s finest beer. Excelso Beer is made from sunkissed hops, grown | under the ever-watchful eyes of i America's most discriminating hop specialists. It will not scratch vour throat. Excelso Quality Brand Beer has a satisfactory tang that defies imitation The highest quality ol fine hops blended to a distinctive flavor. People who value their health insist on Excelso Beer. Ask your grocer for a keg today. And now until next Tuesday night at this same heur Au revoir. Are v.i thirstin'? No Help "The time has come," the Herbert ; said. ’ •To have a debt review;” •You'll jwtrdon me.' the Franklin , said. “I’ll leave all that to you!” • • • Well, the president says M' Roosevelt has flatly refused co operation on the big debt huddle and Mr. Roosevelt says that h hasn't. The president-elect insist that he is not opposed to Mr. Hoov er's going ahead with his proposed studies of the debt situation air "keeping me advised cf progress.1' but that he doesn't want to com nut his administration in advance • • • In plain English. Franklin hold that he dc"n't succred Herbert ic fire chief until March and there i no sense in rushing in to get hi fingers burned ahead of time. Daily Heclth l Few people understand th' dti- J ferrnrr between toxin, antitoxin, and toxin-antitoxin. When a horse is injected with the poison which j diphtheria germs develop, he de- | velops in his blood a substance which opposes the poison of the i dlptheria germ. The poison is call ed texin. The material in the blood which opposes the poison of diphtheria u> antitoxin If a child does not have enough of this antitoxin in its blood to overcome diphtheria infec tion. the physician gives it antito xin to help it. If a child has been exposed to diphtheria, and it is nec essary very promptly to give it romething to help it ward off the disease, antitoxin may be injected. However, this antitoxin does not protect for a long period of time. It must be remembered that it has been elaborat d in animals and not in the patient s own body, and that therefore its effects wear olf in about three weeks. Ot course, if a person has diph theria. the antitoxin, when injected, helps to overcome the disease and when the person recovers he has developed In his own body his own antitoxin, which is one reason why no one seems to have this disease twice. If one is injected with small doeses of toxin or poison, he builds up re sistance to diphtheria in his own bedy. if it is desirable to stimulate his resistance-building factor still more, it is necessary to give him larger doses oi toxin. However, such procedure would be unsafe. Therefore, it is customary to add antitoxin to the toxin, which pre vents it from working harm, but does not prevent the body from re sponding to the injection of the toxin by building up more resis tance Toxoid is merely toxin de toxified by the addition of formal dehyde. Few people realize the back ground of the way in which the body opposes disease. The process is called immunization. The terms vaccination, inoculation, injection and similar terms refer to the fact that the substance is being put into the body in order that the body build the materials to oppose it. .MACHINES THE TECHNOCRATS MKiHT DEVELOP ■ ■ • Iflow ABOUTA MACHINE TO MAKE: W THE ttOAP MOo PUU ove*: “ 1 " i i I 7h\ boon to the. GOLFER--- a V 5EUP-FIWDIM<5 QOC* PAU-? Iia DCOCE THAT vwiu. tiO SwuT THE BEWUJOM X 'NlMC'OW AND TUCM \ DM THE STEAM OM ZERO vORMiMGSt^^ ==** } II ' NO HOW ABOUT A GADGET TO 5A^E GuACD TXC ?OOt»- . ptpe^ai^T- x -Be a imchi ifc\ THAT would \ AUTOMATICALLY \ SOLVE. OLXLTAY \ AuO ML PBDtUM^ KOe>QT TO 11-4 VIAlrC THE at k*Gnr ii> another.// CRtlM& NEfcg.' _Barbs _ The election settled another an noying question: where Dolly Gann will sit. • • The government plans to forbid transatlantic stunt flights. But the venturesome still can go rabbit hunting on the first day of the sea son. When Pres. Hcydled of the Na tional League asked that his salary be reduced, club owners promptly granted the request. The play was scored as a sacrifice hit. • • • Money talks, but when It comes to war debt cancellation Uncle Sam prefers the cash before the conver sation. • • # Oumdrops and taffy are rivals in a comeback race, the confectioners report Remembering somewhat ruefully the luck we used to have pulling for taffy, were inclined to play gumdrojis to win. • • • One way for a man to convince his wife that he keeps no secrets i — “ ’ from her is to let her know that the Kansas supreme court ruled the ether day that the “back-seat driv er not only has the right but tiu duty to interfere in motoring. • • • Our government should subsidize the theater, says Yeats, the Irish playwright. Then, maybe troops could be used against those folks who have a habit ot interrupting the first act. • • • Another childhood idol passes. Our few surviving brawny smithi have gone to puttiug rubber ilioes on horses, the softies! • • • If that coal bill worries you. re flect on your Uncle Sam. He's run ring into debt 16000 a minute! • • • If the average man devoted as I little thought to his business as he does to matrimony, says former Judge Ben Lindsey, hed speedilj go bankrupt. Had anyone noticed any undue delay? • • • They frown on ball players plat ing the ponies, but it's all right at this time of year for managers to plank down $25,000 or so lor a premising bush league rookie. j Quotations | I fancy that a plant louse embed ded in a lilac bush has great trouble in explaining the lilac bush, to say nothing of the plant kingdom. —Dr Harloa Sbaplty. director of Harvard Observatory. • • • Prohibition is not a failure. Most of our educated t>eople have ceas ed to use alcohol. —Dr Charles M Sheldon, minister author of "In His Steps/' • • • I can't feel that the public today lias any particular Interest In science. The present pace is too fast for the man on the street even *o catch all the newspaper headlines. Dr Albert Einsiein. German scientist. • • • From the successful marriage standpoint. It is desirable that a husband should hate had at least one love affair before lie buys the marriage license—but six or seven would be better. — Prof. Erdman Harris of Union Theological Seminary. New York City. TEXAS TOPICS BY RAYMOND BROOKS . • — «/• • • ai%« * his oath of office as state super intendent of public instruction Jan 16 or 17. according to plans mad" during his holiday visit to his fu ture offices in the state capitol. He has resigned his school su,> ertntendency at Waco effective Jan 15. In Austin, he did not indicate whether he will k:ep any of the skilled cuerical personnel of the department, or will make a “clean sweep" in the state o'fice. Ma;.\ of these work?ra have been on lh*» icb for years, and particularly well, informed of the duties and routine of the various desks. It was assumed that Supt Woods will replace all the adminlstrai e division heads of the depart.ueur. with thor? who worked with and for him. His opponent was in the oifire, and so far as any of .. ecutives had anything to do with the camna^n, they supported the man who lost. • • • Wood* in all probability 1* Uir last person who will be elected rta’e superint ndent In Trxas. For sev eral years .*ln~e th*- board of edu cation was converted from a rlg ure-he?.d ex-cfficio group of sta?e officials. Into a responsible board of overlapping terms and non-political interests, th; school people of Ha state have demanded that the “manager system” be installed here, as in the highway department. *he health department, the game de partment and other branches in short, that the board shall appoint the executive head of the deoa-t mem. and take him out of pottle*. It appear* su^h a move will prevail in 1933 or 1934. • • • In the next couple of weeks 4ni| dred* of applicants for offices jobs in the legislature will run with hundreds of lobbyists, fcoth reaching Austin ahead of the law makers. There are about 225 jobs even in a lean year -around and *n the legislature, and always five or more applicants for every lob. Cam pagin* for election as chaplain chi ‘f clerk, reading clerk, calendar and journal clerk, donrkeeiier and ser geant at arms of the house, and the same officers except secretaries in in place of chief clerk and readm.' clerk, in the senate, have long been under way. The lobbyists somehow feel the must be on hand when the earliest bird of the 181 lawmakers arrives at the statehouse. An incoming member has a hatd time. First he Is grappled by two or mor candidates for speaker: then a fringe or applicants for plain jobs engulfs him Then the main candidates for the elective offices of the legislature swarm about him; then the lobbyists all want to con vince him they are friendly, tn.st worthy and not poison. Sometimes even a constituent shows up. WeeferiMiRDfRas6 hegin iikhl ion.it When elderly AMDS PKAHOUV falls i<> kla death from the accord ■ lory hnlroay of IUM A \ Lltll.l. A l.'ing Island home I.IMiA lorn'* wife, belles rs It la murder Pen body mi her enuala Hashing ta thr balcony. I.lndn feels •omrlklai thrown about her throat, almost alrnnglra and faints. *>hr and lorn deride to nretend 4'ouala Amos' death waa an neel deal, meanwhile demoting them arises to solring thr crime. They hate fonr gotafs. all of whom be. come ausprrfst MX. STATI.AMI EH. business aaaoelatr of Tom'a. CtlTAIA Ilf vus. handsome llel glam M AUI IN I’ll ATT. former •altar of l.tnda'ai and MAN sit At GIINEASKV. Irish writer On one iirmr nod then another Ihr guests are persuaded to finish ont their svrck-rntf slsit. I.inrln finds Ike towel with whies the ntfempi was made to strangle her t identified hy n smear of sun burn ointment) In Slailnndrr'a bathroom. Tom. auaplelous of Nhnughnessey. segrehes his room Ihr Irishman discovers this and to art matters right Linda tells him the whole story, ashing him to help solvr the myalrry .lust before dinner Sunday eve ning I.lndn la nlone with Slai Inndrr She la Inattentive until ahr hears him auy that when f'ouain Amoa waa found dead lie I’os appeared from the fnr end of Ihr hall Instead of hla own room This meant lie A os must he the guilty mnn. fllnnrr Is announced and Linda has no opportunity tn tell Tom what she has learned He A os appears and Tom saya “Sorry. I'll hnse to keep yon %vnlt tng a moment.*' A little Infer fkry both drpnrl. The telephone rings and I Indn answers. Upturning she trlla her gueata. -That waa poller hrndqnartrra. Mr. llel os la going fit he arrested—fnr murdering < ouain Amoa.*' NOW GO ON WITH THE ITOR1 CHAPTER XI.VII hkl SUPPOSE It I leave you two * young Idiot? alone you'll talk all night.” Kathleen Averttl. stand log in the doorway. surveyed her son and his wife with marked dis favor Tom looked away guiltily and Linda. sitting up In bed. smiled disarmingly. "We will - she said. "But. Katb leeu. don’t you see I've got to? It's the one thing 1 need. I'll burst If I don t." “And you'll be sick If you do Well —I've nothing to say about It Torn won’t be turned nut and once you get him alone be hasn't the backbone of a jellyfish.” "Backbone! I wish you’d seen him.” cried Linda Indignantly, “go ing off all by himself with that terrible man!” “Don’t!” Under her delicate, be coming rouge Tom’s mother turued white. "I shan’t sleep a wink to night and you're a—a monster if you do." "All the more reason—" "There s no reason In you—either of you." Ashamed of her momeo tary weakness. Mrs. Averill spoke sharply “It was a crazy thing to do and it's a wonder you re both alive to tell the tale Now don't argue with me. Rosie's tiled me a shakedown in the nuriery and If you have hysterics or any of the things you should have after such | an experience bang on the bath room wall and I'l! wake right amy ; That Is. If I’m asleep.” she added hastily, “which I doubt i shall be Good night!” And she firmly closed the door behind her. leaving neither of them at all misled as to her real anxiety and affection. “She’s a lamb. Isn’t she?** com mented Linda, settling herself lux uriously among the cushions "But oh. Tommy—I thought I nevet would have you all to myself! Now for heaven's sake. talk. I'm frantic to know all about It." “Are you sure you ought?" "Don't be an absolute goat! Do you want mo Just to curl up and die?" “Heaven forbid!" He still found it difficult to do anything but look at her rather hungrily. “Where '‘hall I start?" “At the beginning. That Is. we went downstairs and that Stat lander man caught you and yon went off to the garage. What 1 don’t see. Tom. Is how you knew because I found out while you were ; gone—and you thought it was poor Marvin." “Poor Marvin—poor me! 1 was having tits talking tennis to that man and thinking you d got the goods on him somehow and that i had to leave you and drive UeVos to the Ftoners. How did you tlnd nut, Biliks?" “One of those 'little things. Stai lander was rambling on and sud denly he said something about the nursery. I was woolgathering but I made him repeat what be said and In that humorous, careful way I he went over it again About now curious It was that when 1 col lapsed In Cousin Amos’ room. Mr DeVos appeared from the other end of the ball—our end I never did know how he got on the subject. That bit me. Tom. just like a reai blow | couldn’t get my hreatb , There It was—the small thing w» d been waiting for. I thought I must get to you—and then dinner was ready and Marvin came down and Mr. Statlander had a sudden hi ot manners and went off to get you I was so full of excitement and sus pense 1 thought I'd pop! While vou, poor dear—" • • • kk/^U. I had Marvin picked for the guilty one. all right. I was afraid to look at you and all the time you were waiting to set me right If 1 did!" “That meal was ghastly. I kept waiting to bear his step- id the hall and when I did and he came and stood behind me—' But then Tom something hit you You start ed to get up perfectly cheerfully and naturally—" “Binks—H came over me and i 1 nearly gave the whole show away right there, tie stood there imll ing. with his eyes sort of droopy— | you know—and a little mocking, somehow, as if ne knew something I didn’t 1 see now be has looked that way all the time but I lust put it down to his cool, superior foreign ways—” “But. Tom. what-?" “Oh—his white shirt front, Binks.” “His what?" "That was It—what 1 saw front the raft, the something 1 couldn't locate. As soon as I saw nlm there it came back to me 'n a flash l saw bint lust the way 1 did then only not so far away. You see Marvin dad been in undershirt and trousers and Stailauder In a terry cloth bathrobe but DeVos hadn't undressed that night. He had bis coat of! and a long, dark robe ou bu* from the raft 1 caught that splash of white horseshoe shaped It stood out from the black rest ol him. lu daylight it lust looked wrong But I never could place If , “He didn’t undress? But—" “Yes. He must have lied to you You told me that when he talked about it with you he said he un dressed and ^at and dozed in the nig chair by the window—" m m m ‘tTTTAIT a moment, Tona. He dirln l quite say that but I did have lhal itnpiesslon " She \ hugged her knees and bent her head on them in concentrated eflori 1 to frrtig ha< k rhe «MCt words ‘Hr ; said ‘I made myself comfortable In the chair by the window and doted oft there— That was it. Tom I ! misled you. When be said 'made myself comfortable. I took It for granted he meant he undressed and repeated to you that way. Tm awfully sorry!" "That was perfectly natural. I'd have gone on the same assumption I suppose be took off bis dress coat and put on the bathrobe. Now | think about it. i remember some thing else that should have told me a lot When he Joined us In Cousin 1 Amos room he had a very long robe on and It was drawn close across bis chest lapped way over Of course that hid the wnite shirt front and made him look entirely different.” "How—how did he take ft?" Id eoiuutanly Linda shivered violent i> and immediately bis baud war laid over hers. "Well- badly—" "He was violent?" “Clear oft his nut. I told vou it d lie all a bunch of us could do to manage whoever it turned out to be w-hen the time came fbey sent four men- thought 1 was crazy when 1 called but somebow I put It over and wt needed every man of them. It wasn't a pretty scene.” ”1 suppose be killed Buntyf” “He laughed about it—leered at me—for caring about a fat old dog. i suppose He was a maniac. Binka Yes. be went out that night and prowled about—” • • • •tCUFFFRED from Insomnia. An other thing I forgot When we met to the city at the office early in the week be spoke of It— said be always slept badly In hotels It was lust an allusion and i forgot all about It Added to this blazing heat—this sort of spell always strikes a European as direct from bell—be was probably all keyed up from at least two and perhaps three or four nights without sleep. Tbe first night be went out and roamed around—and Bunty suffered tor It 1 You can imagine shed be right on A the lob with an unknown prowling * about after midnight, poor spunky little cuss! Then tbe next night aTter the row at the club and the dance he came buck t» that not room -It wta the worst night of ail >ou know—and knew he badn t a chance In the world to sleep. So he lust made himself comfortable in tbe chair and probablv sat there brooding over the quarrel and the insult he endured from Cousin Amos." "And the door went rork-rork rork—" "His window was parallel wilt that dour and he could hear tt •ourler than anyone •!«*." She sighed "Well—Tom-we did it Thank heaven ft's over!" “But by a very narrow margin, he added soberly 'The chance r» mark of Statlander and my im preaslon of the shirt front" “Speaking of Mr Statlander—’ Linda's Impish grin was. In a mo mem. as dauntless as ever “You're not very complimentary about your senior, are you. darling?" “Wall, he la an old fool. He’s made more trouble, unnecessary trouble—" “Have you talked It over wttb him?" "Lord. yes. We’ve all bashed and re-bashed After you pulled the faint—don t be peevish, honey, you had plenty of provocation and no body blamed you! Shaughoessey turned you over to Kosle anr* the called up mother, and the two of them bundled you off Meanwhile our Irish friend had the time >1 hia young life -a grand yarn to tell and an audience that was pop-eyed with excitement When I got back dogiired. dishevelled and sick with worry about you they all reli ••n ae like wolves to hear the end ol the story " | (To tie Concluded)