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ITS A MAGNIFYING TtXJR J MIRROR —.THE BACK J TATTOOING IS J 7 j\ awpjl Small ! f L * / l J \ HI — i knew iwurro k|5l NEED THE ,10 READ TWE SOI CAN OPEN kS, AND, BY [VS LOCKED RROR IN J l BAS a / RADIO PROGRAMS THURSDAY, MAY 2 (Central and Eastern Standard Time) Note: All programs to k«y and basic chains or groups thereof unless aped* fled. coast to coast (c to c) designation Includes all available stations. Programs subject to change. P. M. (Daylight time one hour lat«rj NBC-WEAF NETWORK BASIC — East: weaf wlw weel wtic I wjar wta* wcsb kyw whio wfbr wrc wgy when wcao wtam wwj wsai; mid: ksd wmaq wcfl who wow wdaf wkbf NORTHWEST A CANADIAN — wtmj wiba kstp webc wday kfyr crct cfcf SOUTH — wrva wptf wwnc wis wjax wfla-wsun wiod wsm wine wsb wapi wjdx wsmb kvoo wky wfaa wbap kpre woai ktbs kths wsoc wave wtar MOUNTAIN— koa kdyl kxtr kghl PACIFIC — k*o kfi kgw komo kbq kfsd ktar kgu kpo kex kga kyr kya Cent. East. 1:30— 4:30—Sugar A Bunny, Comsdy 3:46— 4:45— Willis Bryant's Orchestra 4:00— 6:00—Pan American Program 4:30— 6:30—Presa-Radio Newt Period 4:35— 6:36—Mary Small A Orchestra 4:45— 5:46—Billy A Betty—weaf only 6:00— 6:00—Gene Marvey's Orchestra 5:30— 6:30—Ths Msrry Minstrel Show 6:00— 7:00—Rudy Valise's Hr.—« to c 7:00— 6:00—Showboat of tho Alrwavo 8:00— 6:00—Whiteman and Lou Holtz 9:00—10:00—John B. Kennedy's Talk 9:16—10:16—Mersdith Wilson Orchost. 9:46—10:46—Tom Coakley A Orchsstra 10:00—11:00—E. Madrigusra Orchsstra 10:30—11:30—Jos Rsichman Orchsstra CB8-WABC NETWORK BASIC—East: wabc wade woko wcao waab wnac wgr wkbw wkrc whk cklw wdrc wcau wjas wean wfbl wspd wjsv wbns; Midwest: wbbm wfbm kmbe km ox wowo whas kfab EAST—wp* whp whec wlbz wfea wore wicc efrb ckac wlbx wroai DIXIE —wgst wsfa wbre wqatn wdod klra wroc wlac wdsu wtoc kr!d wrr ktrh ktsa waco koma wdbo wbt wdas whig wdbj wwva wmbg wsjs wmbr wala ktul kgko wcoa wdne wnox kwkh MIDWEST — wgl wmt wmbd wisn wibw kfh wsir.k wkbn wcco wsbt kacj wnax woe MOUNTAIN—kvor klz koh ksl COAST — khj koin kfre kol kfpy kvi kfbk kmj kwg kern kdb kgmb kgb Cent. East. 3:30— 4:30—Jack Armstrong — east; Piano Ouo—Dixie; Vocalist*—west 8:46— 4:46— Dick Tracy—basic; Mini, atu re*—midwest: Between Book, ends—west. Cosmopolitans—Dixie 4*90— 6:00— Buck Rogers—east; Bea trice Oegood. Piano—west A Dixie 4:15— 6:15 — Bobby Benson — east: M. Sherman Orchestra—midwest 4:30— 5:30—Cossack Choir — basic; Jack Armstrong—midwest repeat uem. esse. 4:45— 5:45—To Be Announced 4:55— 6:55—Press-Radio News Period 5:00— 6:00—Songs by Bcnay Venuta 6:15— 6:15—Just Plain Bill — east; Sports—Dixie: Orches.—midwest 5:30— 6:30—Jerry Cooper. Baritone east; Buck Rogers—midwest rpt 5:45— 6:45—Boake Carter’s Comments 6:00— 7:00—Romanes by David Ross 6:30— 7:30—Leith Stevens Harmonies 7:00— 6:00—Walter O'Keefe A Show 7:30— 8 30—Waring’* Pennsylvanians 8:30— 5:30— Horace Heidt’s Brigadiers 8:45— 9:45—Consumers Advisory Pro. gram 9 00—10.00—Freddy Bergin Orchestra 9:30—10:30— Art Jarrett A Orchestra 10:00—11:00—Bill Hogan’s Orchestra 10:30—11:30— Denny Thompson Orches. 10:00—11:00—Dance Music—west only NBC-WJZ NETWORK BASIC — East: wjs wbs-wbsa wbal wham kdka wear wjr wlw asyr wmal wfil. Mid: wcky wenr wis kwk kwer kotl wren wma>; kso wkbf NORTHWEST A CANADIAN — wtml wiba kstp we be wday kfyr crct cfcf SOUTH — wrva wptf wane wis wjax wfla-wsun wlod warn wrac web wapi wjdx a sum kvoo wky a-fsa wbap kpre woat ktbs kths wsoc wave MOUNTAIN—koa kdyl kgir kghl PACIFIC—kgo kfi kgw komo khq kfsd ktar kpo kex kga kgr kya Cent. East. * 3:30— 4:30—The Singing Lady—MK 3:45— 4:45—Orphan Annie—cast vSh 4:00— 5:00—Wm. LundeH’s Interview 4:15— 6:15—To Be Announced—east; Wooley the Moth—west 4 30— 5:30—Press-Radio Newt — ba sic; Th* Singing Lady—midw rpt 4:35— 5:35—Armsnd Girard and Orch. 4:45— 5:45— Lowell Thomas — east; Orphan Annie—repeat to midwest 5:00— 6:00—Amos *n’ Andy—east only 5:15— 6:15—Tony and Gus. Serial 5:30— 6:30—Floyd Gibbons Headline* 5:45— 6:45—Tune Twisters, Vocalists 6:00— 7:00— Pastorals, Concert Orch. 6:30— 7:30—Geo Hessberger Orches. 7:00- 8 00— Death Valley Days. Play 7:30— 8:30— Angell Mercado Orchestra 7:45— 8:45—Cyril Pitts. Tenor Solos 8:00— 9:00— Melodic Strings. Ensem. 8:30— 9:30—Discussion of Economies 9:00—10:00—Bob Chester Orchestra east; Amos *iT Andy—west repeat 5:15—10:15—Tony A Qua—west rpL 9:30—10:30—Senator Long Address 10:00—11:00—Shandor and His Violin 10:00—11:06—Tommy Tucker Orchestra 10:30—11:30—Dancing in Twin Cities THE TUTTS By Crawford Young Dad 6f?*ri£ 5woqk> I AAOM non is always -spRiMCyiMGr e^p l ^ tfSc **A l GoqD A/J6-HT/-jQ V. I U k**^\