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&&&&&&&&&&& f ' 0 mm mm mm mm You M$y never have found anvthliST to - surpass the coffee and biscuits that your mother made, PRINTING but the that delighted your fpther and the nrlnos that he considered rea sonable would harflJy P"ve sat isfantorv to vou irXWhis age of progress and eompet'ion. UP-TO-DATE is an appropriate term in speak ing- of the printii o we do. "We have a lot of new equipment, and are constantly receiving the lat est styles of type- Books and Pamplf.lEts of every descrip tion printelfin the neatest and most attrJ tive styles, u you t a cai Logue or Constitution vs printed, call on us AVE d our facilties for doing cial printing:. "We do Mm to oe tne cneapeei ig a Chinese laundry but the lowest prices that good oric can do aone ior. Our Specialty 9 r m - CLEAN PROOFS, QUICK TIME, ATTRACTIVE STYLE. it .v HERALD JOB OFFICE, 'Phone 115. iu m iiiiu uuu iiiui .. ii ? ii ii ii ii HZ tit . .. 4! Si-OS . -A'- OAs. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the fruit of years of study by a regular ly graduated, experienced and skilled specialist in woman's ailmeDts. It is the product of an investigating mind united with a generous nature. When an intelligent person gives years of study to a subject thre must be some good result. The "Favorite Prescrip tion" is a compound of extracts of herbs that makes a strengthening, soothing medicine. It acts directly upon the distinctly feminine organs. It stops drains from lining membranes by healing diseased parts, thereby cur ing also the inflammation that is al ways present. "I was in a critical condition. Often I was in despair. I experienced a great improvement by taking one bottle of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. I have taken six bottles, and I am sure that it will not only cure ulceration but all diseasps of females." Yours truly, Mrs. li. T. Rudd, Neapolis, Va. Not a few who read what Mr. Robert Rowls, of Hollands, va., has to say below, will remember their own exper ience under like circumstances: "Last winter I had la grippe which left me in a low state of health. I tried numerous remedies, none of which did me any trood. until I was induced to try a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. I he first bottle of it so far relieved me that I was enabled to attend to my work, and the second bottle effected a cure." For sale at 25 and r0 cents per bottle by all druggists. Mexican Central Railway Is the only standard gauge line be- tween tne united btates border and Mexico City. Mexico is known as an all the year round tourist resort for pleasure travel. Health resorts and mineral springs ad apted to all the various ills to which human flesh is heir are found in tne great country. Climate unsurpassed. .For full particular address. J. . JJONOHOE. Com'l. Agent. El Paso, Texas. Many merchants are well aware th at their customers are their best friends and take pleasure in supplying them with the best goods obtainable. As an nstance, we mention Ferry & Came ron, prominent druggists of Jb lushing, Michigan. They say: "We have no hesitation in recommending Chamber lain's Cough Remedy to our customers, as it is the best cough medicine we have ever sold and always gives satisfaction. " For sale at 2d and oO cents per bottle by all druggists. Via Santa Fe Route. Round trip rates to Las Vegas Hot springs at all times, as well as to the seaside resorts on the Pacific coast. Full information cheerfully furnished upon application to. E. COPLAND, General Agent Pure Hygeia Ice. Made from distilled water. Ask your family physician or druggist as to purity and healthfulness of our ice; tel ephone 14. El Paso Ice & Refrigerator Co "Tsri "te -Er a. ! afl hj 'Mi;,- la a mm mi m mm Ve give a valuable'book free to every business man who will pay the mere cost of mailing. The book is "Selections from Good Advertising," by Charles Aus tin Bates, It contains loo large nages. and its price is 50 cents. It was published in order to give business men a sample of what is contained In Mr Bates' great 10 puge volume. "Gool Advertising" (price S5,0(. Each copy of "Selections" contains a coupon good for 50 cents on the purchase price of "Good Advertising." The cou pon and f4V) will buy the Si 00 book. We give you a copy of "Selections" Absolutely Free if you will send 10 cents to pay tlie cost of mailing, AVe want every business man In the world to have a copy, We are willin? to lose money on It. bacuuite we believe nine out of ten of those who get It will want and buy the complete 7iH-page volume The offer is to business men only; all others will have to pay full price, "Selections" contains twelve chaaters and 10" pages. "Gool Advertising" contains Too pages, divided into 170 chapters treating of every phase of the adver tising question, It tell how much to ppen I: where to spna it; how to display your ads; how to write them: how to make them pay: how to illustrate them; how to save money on them. It covers every point in every-day advertising in every line of business. It tells all about tyie and printing. It gives jood, practical aid for practical men. It Is written and compiled ty Charles Austin Bates, v the leading authority on adver'ising, Mr Bates is the most successful advertising man in America today, 1 n three short years, during a perioi of business depres sion, he has built up the greatest business in his Hue in the world, He is a "spe cialist in advertising." He makes plans, gives advice, writes and illustrates ad vertising. Some of tin largest ad vert Isers in the world are his clients, A single one of them has paid him over 58,000 this year for writing the right sort of adver tising matter. Thousands of advertisers, big and little, have been benefited by his knowledge and experience, and have told him their trials and tribulations; their successes and failures, They have told him what paid and what did not. Mr HU'3 has been all his life in acquiring tbe knowledge of absolute busi ness facts that he lias put Into this big book. We have bound together in Its 700 pages knowledge, the proper use of which brings Mr Bates his net income; of over So0,0""0 a ye r. All of this is yours for s.",0D, or for S4,50, if you sen! your 10 cents to pay for mailing a copy of "Selections." "Good Advertising" is the only book of Its kind. There Is nothing else like It. We have sold over 3000 copies since February 1st, IS!6, every copy with the understanding that It could be retu-ned if unsatisfactory, and not a single book has come back, On tbecontrary, we have received nearly 1000 Testimonials from business men who have found the book of value and benefit to them. It has been endorsed by such eminent, brainy and successful men as: .ROBERT C. 0GDEIV, Managing Partner, firm of John Wanamaker, GEO. P. ROWELL, Publisher American Newspaper Directory and Printers Ink, and the best known advertising agent in America. MANLY M. for many years John Wanamaker's slo.000 shrewdness in advertising matters ls Known DR. R. V. President World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo. N, Y whose annual ex penditure for ad vertlslug is not less than half a million dollars, and who has uiade a fortune of several millions b successfully advertising good medicines, WM. DEAN HOWELLS found "Good Advertising" of sufficient Interest to give it a notiee.occupying near ly a whole page of Harper's Weekly, CHARLES A. DANA, the world famous editor of the New York Sun, says: "There should be profit to all intelligent advertisers who buy this book. One man says the book has been worth sl.noo to him; another that it Is worMi So. 00 a page; anot her that he wouldn't take u0 for it; another that its worth S3000 to the firm whose advertising lie manages, Henieinber that !H pages of selections from this great book mav be had, neatly t-ouud in paper covers. Absolutely Free, by business men who will send a silver dlnie, or lo cents in tamps to rpay for mailing It. Anyono not In business for himslf will have to pay full pile iio cents. This offer is for a limited time onlv. It is being widely advertised. If your letter reaches us afcer all the "Selections" are gone, wo will return the money. $ Holmes Publishing Co.,! J 13 Beekman Street, New York. J 2fe4Iii&& iteiiiiti,&il,t.ii tW$rrW,?ra? New Tourist Sleeping Car Service. The Southern Pacific have inaugu rated through Pullman Tourist sleep inor rlr sprvinft as follows: Rpt.Tppn Washine-ton. D. C. and San FrnnciHrn. via Piedmont Air line, passing El Paso east Mondays and west Tuesdays. Rjtwpftn San Francisco and Cincin nati. Ohio, via Queen & Crescent pass inr v.l TJnr east Sundays and west Between San Francisco and Chicago Tin rilinniaOntral. DaSSinST El PaSO Saturdays. Tn addition to this special tourist Ars rm San Francisco leave El Paso on Fridays and Sundays. C3 The. oars nre onerated by the Pull man rrmnntr nn same T)lan as first slBPnprs. and like first class sleepers are furnished complete with mattresses, -curtains, blankets, pillows, sheets and pillow slip3, new upholster ed ftatjj fr.anel beiasr Dut in and other improvements made. Clean sheets and pillow cases are put on every night. Berths in these cars are available to through or local passen gers holding first or second class or excursion tickets. Each car is in charge of uniformed porters to make up berths and keep the car clean. For rates and further information call on H. R. Turner, T. E. Hunt, Ticket Clerk, Commercial Agent, Corner San Antonio and Oregon streets, El Paso, Texas. For a pain in the chest a piece of flannel dampened with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound on over the seat of the pain, and another on the back between the shoulders, will afford prompt relief. This is especially val uable in cases where the pain is caused by a cold and there is a tendency toward pneumonia. For sale by all druggists. Qnn Aoln I New Life. Ne-Streng- OUUII, ngaill th, New Vigor. THE ANAPHRODISTIC! From PROF. DR. RIOORD of Paris Is the only remedy for restoring strength under guaran tee, and will bring back your lost powers ana stop for ever tne dangerous drains on your system. They act quickly, create a neaitny digestion, pure, rich blood, firm muscles, rug- eastrengtn, steaay nerTes anu ciear uraiu. nmorted direct from Paris Price per box. directions inclosed, 2.50. For sale by all re spectable druggists. Mall orders from any person shall receive prompt attention ur. V. Condorv. Ast. and Manaeer for U. 8 A.. 460 Quincy Blbg., Chicago, III. For sale only by red scnaeier, ci raso ieias. Complete Manhood How to Attain It. A Wonderful New Medical Book.written for Men Only. One copy may be had free on application. ERIE MEDICAL CO. BUFFALO. It.V. Yi 4i ii -. 4 41 GILLAM, advertising manager, whose wisdom and in every state in the union. .. -.. PIERCE, - '& i ''." i '.- ..- --itifc i V IWUHS? 1 THE LORD ADMIRAL'S PLAYERS. They Made a Brave Showing In the Good Old Days of Queen Beas. At early dawn, the Oxford carnei had brougjit the news that the players of the lord hih admiral were coming up to Stratford out of London from tin south to play on May day there; ant this was what had set the town to buz zinir like a Kwurm. For there were ir England then but three great com panics, the hijrh chamlierlain,', tbe ear of Pembroke's men, and the stape-play ers of my Lord Charles Howard, hig'I admiral of the realm; and the dav or which they came into a Midland mar fcet-town. to play was one to mark witt red and fold upon the calendar of tht uneventful year. Away by the old mill-bridg-e th-r were nsnermen anpnnEr ror inx-e anc perch; but when the shout came dowr from the London rood they droppec tlieir poles and ran, through, the nil lows and over the gravel, splashing-anc thrashing' among1 the rushes and sandj shallows not to be last when the play ers came. And old John Carter, com ing down the Warwick road with a loat of hay, laid on the lash until piebald Dobbin snorted in dismay and brokt into a lumbering run to reach the. old stone bridge in time. The distant horsemen now were com ing on ag-am. riding in double file rhey had nunpr their banners to th breeze, and on the changing1 wind, with the thumping of horses' hoofX came bv snatches the. sound of "a kettledrum- mer drawirg his drumhead tight, and beating as he drew, and the muffled blast of a trumpeter provinc his lins The first of the riders hud reached old Clopton bridge; and the. banners trained upon their staves in the fresh ening river wind. I he trumpeters and the drummers let, their horses pranc ing, white plumes waving in the breeze and the April sunlight dancing on the brazen horns and the silver bellies oi the kettledrums. Then came the banners of the com pany, curling down with a silky swish. and unfurling again with a snap like a broad-lashed whip. The greatest one was rosy-red, and on it was a gallant ship upon a. flowing sea, bearing upon its mainsail the arms of my Ixrd Charles Howard, high admiral of Eng land. L pon its mate was a giant beard ed man with a nsn s tnal, holding a trident in his hand and blowing UKn a shell, the Triton of the seas whicl England ruled; this flag was brightsea- blue. 1 he third was white, and on it was a red wild rose with a golden heart the common standard of the company. After the flags came two-score men. Ill w players of the admiral, the tiring men, grooms, horse-boys and serving knaves, well mounted on good horses and all of them clad in scarlet tabards blazoned with the coat-armor of their master. L"on tlieir cals they wore the famous badge of the Jlowartls, a. ram pant silver demi-lion; and beneath their tabards at the side could be seen their jerkins of many colored silk, t!ieir silver-buckled lelt.s. and long, thin Span ish rapiers, slapping their horses on the flanks at every stride. Their legs were cased in high topped riding-boots of tawny cordovan, with gilt spurs, and the housings of their saddles were of blue with the gilt anchors of the ad miralty upon them. On their bridles were jingling bits of steel, which made a constant tinkling like a thousand lit tle bells very faraway. Some had faces as smooth as boys, and were quite young; and others wore sharp-pointed leards with stiff waxed mustaches and were older men with a tinge of iron in their hair and lines of iron in their faces, hardened by the life they led, and some again were smooths-haven, so often and so closely that their faces were blue with the lxard be neath the skin. But. oh, to Nicholas Attwood and the rest of Stratford hoys, they were a dashing rakish, ad mirable lot, with the air of something even greater than lords, and a keen knowinguess in their sparkling, world- lv eyes that, made a common wise man seem almost a fool beside them! John liennet, in St. Nicholas. l'alnlex Surgery. The greatest boon ever given to hu manity through human agency is sur gical anaesthesia. There is. not a min ute, dav or night, in the year when it is not saving' some nuuiaii creature from torture. There is not a minute when it is not giving mental comfort to thousands who know that- they must undergo operations, but that this be nign gift will make the ordeal pain less. Anaesthesia has banished pain from surgerv, and has taken away the dread of pain, that was almost as hard to bear as the jKtin itself. It has made easy operations that could not lie done because the hurt was more than human fortitude coifld endure, and thus it has engthened life. The fiftieth anniver sary ot the tirst. puunc oemonstiratiori of surgical anaesthesia was recently celebrated in Boston. Physicians and surgeons made much of the occasion. is became the representatives of a hu mane and beneficent profession. To have been permitted to give this boon to the world is sufficient to immortalize, the name of the giver, Ir, William Thomas Green Morton. Youth's Com panion. A Royal Rider. Queen Henriette of .Belgium, by birth an Austrian archduchess, contin ues, in spite of her snow-white hair ami nk as a grandmother, to occupy her time, with circus riding. A year agoshe gave in the riding school ot theiroyal palace at. Brussels a semi-public per formance, in which she and her daugh ter Clementine put their horses through all kinds of fnnov paces and trick-rid ing with the skill of professionals. They Ieii.K'd their horses through burn ing hoops and over flaming hedges, and her mnjesty jumped u pet horse over a dinner table covered with flowers and lighted eandellwa. Then she drove a team of 120-in-hand, herself mounted on her favorite mare. Detroit Free T.ress. You can carry the little vial of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets right in tbe vest-pocket and it will not make even a iiitlo lump. They cure constipation. One "Pellet" is a laxative; two a mild cathartic. One taken after dinner will stimulate digestive action and pelliate the effects of over-eating. They act with gentle efficiency on the stomach, liver and bowels. They don't do the work themselves. "They simply stimulate the natural action of tbe or gans themselves. That is where they differ from all other pills. That is ai"er from all other pills. That is wbt waUes them better than U otWr pilla. You don't become a slave to their use as with other pills, because their help lasts. Once used, they are Ialway8in favor. FAILED TO KEEP HIS PROMISE. A Domestic Tragedy In Which the Hub- band Was the Heavy Villain. "Harry," said Mrs. Hartleigh, the other morning, with a serious look upon her face; "are you sure that you love me the same as you did before marriage?" 'Why, you little simpleton," ex claimed Mr. Hartleigh, gently pinching his better half's bewitching little chin 'what a question! Of course I do "And you will keep all promises vou make to me ? "Religiously." "And whatever I ask of you, you will do?" les; tnat is to say, darling, every thing in reason. 'Ah, Harry, in our courtship day you neXor thought- of reason. "No, probably not," said Hnrry with a smile that bore on the border ol cynicism. No, dear, of course not. "Then why do you now? Alas! fear that vou do not care so much for vour Mamie as vou used to do Nonsense, darling! I meant any thing that ifc-iS possible for me to do "And you are sure, Harry, that I am never out of your mind? 1 hat yo are mwayn, always thinking of your pet?" "Vou are never out of my mind an in stant while I am away, and when I am nsleep you are always with me in my dreams. "And. Harry dear, can I trust 3-011?' "Always, darling, and with anything. Of whom do I think or core except your sweet self?" "But then, men are so changeful." home men, darling; but not your loving husband. You will ever find me the same, always true to you, always keeping you in mv thoughts, nlwas bent upon pleasing you, always ready to respond to your behests!" "Are you sure, Harry?" "Sure" "I have a great fcror to ask of you, Harrv." 'Oh, that's it; well, it is granted be fore it is asked." "narry, my love, be careful how you promise recklessly. It is no common thing I am going to nskof you." it makes no oinerence wnat it is. darling, you have my promise 'ion may think me foolish, Harrv, but this is euch an awful thing to ask of vou." "Awful? Why, what in the world can it be. iou arouse my curiosity. Come, dear, out with it." "Well, dear, you are sure you won't think me unreasonable?" Not a bit." 'Nor pvaotinc?" 'Nix." 'Don't trifle, Harry; this is a serious matter." Serious? You don't mean that vou have been cooking something?" hat an idea! No." Or that, your mother is coming to live with us?" Harry, you know better than that!" Then, for heaven's sake, tell me what it is." I will. But don't start, and don't refuse me. nere. is a letter, dear, that I want yon to mail. It is important. Now, you won't forget it. will vou?" 'You silly little goose! And it is only this? Why didn't you tell me at once? Of course I -will do it. 1 11 put it n the box at the comer as I go bv." "And you will not forget to do it ?" 'Forget? Impossible." 'O Harry, you don't know what a load you have taken off my mind. Here it is. now be sure! They embrace and kiss, and Mr. Hart leigh goes off with the letter in his hand, so as to be sure not to forget to mail it. nnd his little wife goes ringing about the house happy in the assur ance that she has a husband w hom she enn trust. In the. evening, Mr. Hartleigh. after the customary greeting, discovers lust on her husltand's coat. Proceed ing to dust it off with her hand, she pereeiet that there is something in his breast pocket. "What have you there?" she asks. Nothing, that I know of," Harrv re plies. But mechanically he thrusts his hand into the pocket and draws some thing thence, with the exclamation: Bv Jove!" It ia that letter which he promised to mail. His little, wife bursts into tears. "O Harry!" she cries; "mother told the truth. The men are all alike. Mv dream of happiness is over. My .husband has proved false. Oh, why was I ever born ?" Mrs. Hnrt.leig'h did not go home to her mother, but in a few days she ap peared on the street in a new seal saeque and a perfect love of a bonnet. Boston Transcript. The Care Would Follow. The European friends of the late John Chamberlain, and he had many, were pained to hear of his sudden death at. toratoga. He was a gonrment fin. and tlie best-known hotelkeeper in Wash ington. His restaurant hail a national reptitalion, but the. prices were excep tionally high. Apropos of this. Col. Tfm OchiltTrce ami a voting friend from T xas were about to dine. The latter ex pressed a strong desire to partake of a porterhouse steak and fried onions, lint said thnt he could not do so. as he was going to the theater with some ladies and his breath might trive him awav. 'Don't le afraid, mv friend," said Col. Ochiltree, "go right ;ihead and have your steak and onions. When you pet your bill for the meal It will take your breath away." Ixmdon Chat. Feminine Logic "The female sect," said M. Calino late ly, "is tbe most illogical in the world." What new proof have you for the. want of devotion, of women to the can ons of logic?" he was asked. "Why, take my wife," answered M. Calino. "I had all the trouble in the world to get her to enter her thirties. and now, a dozen years later. I can't et. her out of them!" Youth's Com panion. Texas & Pacific. You have your choice of routes, via the "El Paso Route," via New Orleans, Shreveportj-Memphis, St. Louis or Chi cago. Train leaves El Paso at 5 o'clock p. m. For further information call on or address: E. 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