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VOLUME 1. MA YS VILLE, SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 1, 1882. NUMBER 112.
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Dr. Frnzicr's Hoot Hitters.
Fiazier's Root Hitters are not n drum-shop
whisky beverage, but are strictly medicinal in
every sense. They net strongly upon the liver
and kidneys, keep the bowels open and regular,
make the weak strong, heal the lungs, build
rip the nerves and cleanse the blood and sys
tem of every Impurity.
For dizziness, rush ot blood to the head j
tending to apoplexy, dyspepsia, fever and
ague, dropsy, pimples and blotches, scrofulous
humors and sores, totter, ring worm, white
swelling, erysipelas, sore eyes and for young
men sufleiing from weaknessor debility caused
from imprudence, and to females in delicate
health, Frazier's Hoot Hitters are especially
Dr. Frazier: I have used two bottles of your
Hoot Bitters for dyspepsia, dizziness, weakness
and kidney disease, and they did me more good
than the doctors and all the medicine J ever
used. From the first dose I took 1 began to
mend, and I am now in perfect health, and
feel as well asl ever did. I consider your medicine
one of the greatest blessings.
Jilts. M. Makti:?, Cleveland. O.
Sold by (.JeorgeT. Wood at SI per hot lie.
H ENKY & CO.. Sole Piop'is i
UJ esey Stieet, N. V.
F. L. TRAYSER,
Front St., 4 doors west or Hill House
Grand, Upright and .Square Pianos, also the
best make of Oigansat lowest manufacturers'
prices: Tuninu and Repairing. 17.
Skin Diseases Cured
By Da. FiiAziKit's Magic Ointment. Cures
as if by magic, pimples, black head or giubs,
blotches and eruptions on the face, leaving the
skin clear, healthy and beautiful. Also cures
itch, barber's itch, salt rheum, tetter.ringwoi m,
scald head, chapped hands, soie nipples, sore
lips, old obstinate ulcers and sore, Ac.
F. Drake, Eq.t Cleveland, 0.,suflered beyond
all description from a skin disease which up-;
peared on his hands, head and face, and nearly
destroyed his ej es. The most careful doctoring
failed to help him, ami after all had failed he (
used Dr. Frazier's Magic Ointment and was'
cured by a few
The first and positive cure lor skin diseases'
Sent br mall on receipt of pi lee. fitly ennts j
HENRY & CO., Sole Prop'ps, '
n Vesey Street, N. Y. I
For blind, bleeding, or ulcerated piles. I
Dr. Williams' Indian Pile Ointment. Is a sure
cure. Price SI, by mail. For sale by George T.
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Fire, Life and Marine.
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Tlie largest and most elegant assortment of all grades of
Carpets, Lace Curtains
and UPHOLSTERING GOODS
Is constantly to be found at our evtensive wnreroonn. Special attention paid
10 non-resident buyers.
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Norwegians at Tabic.
Table manners are at a low obb is
Norway. Consistency does not leeein tc
bo regarded as a jewel. The same pec
plo who bow so very ceremoniously to
each other and express sympathy and
interest in the veriest triile of life, and
who danco and grimace fully live min- '
utes at an open door before they can
determine which shall enter first, are
exceedingly ill-bred during meal time.
Their knives wander so far down their
throats that one must at least admire
their courage, though failing to appreciate
its object. In these feats they
rival the professional
of Bombay. They hold their forks like
pens. Even a four-tined fork is not
considered too unwieldy to use as a
toothpick. All knives are put promiscuously
into the butter dish which indeed
is never provided with a separate
implement. Also when spoons are furnished
for a public dish a Norwegian
generally prefers using his own. Eggs
are sucked from the shell. The people
eat most voraciously, displaying the appetites
of tigers, and making disagreeable
noises with their mouths. They rise
and reach across the table for something
you could readily pass them, and sometimes
a person gets up and walks to the
end of the table for some particular dish
he fancies. When the plates are changed
at the end of a course the knives and
forks are apt to bo simply wiped by the
waiter upon a towel in full sight', and
then complacently returned to you.
And yot it was the Scandianviaus who
won from Voltaire the praise of being
the "Frenchmen of the North," on account
of their punctilious politeness.
and well meaning, but
surely somewhat deluded old man.
Norsk, Lapp, and Finn, by Frank Vincent.
A Conundrum Explained.
"How do you come to ask six dollara
for this load of firewood, when John
Smith your neighbor, offers the same
kind of wood for four dollars ?" was the
question Gilhooly asked of the man in
charge of a load of fuel in Austin.
""Well, you see I am going to be indicted
for stealing this wood, and I will
have to pay a lawyeFto prove my innocence.
That's why I have to charge two
dollars a load extra."
" Doesn't John Smith steal his wood,
"Certainly he does. He cuts it off
the same traot of land where I got this."
" well, doesn't lie have to hire a taw-
yer, too, to prove his innocence.
" Uf course not. ie is never muicieu
by the Grand Jury."
"Why don't the Grand Jury indict
" Because he's always appointed fore-I
man. He has got more influence than I
have." 2 'exas Si f tings.
Moles and Warts. We could never
quite understand why any gentleman,
and particularly any lady, should con-Bent
to remain conspicuous, by reason
of an ugly mole on the face, when the
defect maybe easily and safely remedied.
We have extirpated a "hat full" "be
the same more or less " and have done
our work so thoroughly that there is
not the ghost of a chance that a single
mole will return to torment its former
possessor. Our plan is this : Whore
there is but one mole, not too large, we
Bimply freeze it with a spray of ether,
and then make a curved incision hi the
direction of the folds of the skin, from
a quarter to half an inch in length, on
each side of tho mole, and close to it,
so as to close it between tho eurved incisions
; and then we remove the mole
with the small portion of skin on either
hide of it. We then sponge the wound
till it stops bleeding, and draw the edges
of skin accurately together with several
very narrow strips of court plaster. In
throe or four days it will heal ; generally
so that not the least scar or lino can bo
seen. If there are two or nioro moles
to bo taken out, or cue largo one, we
take our patients to a neighboring dentist
who administers gas, and while under
the iniluonco we can dispose of throe
or four moles ; and then apply the plasters
afterward. Thus the whole operation
is painless, and entirely safe.
"Kissing your sweetheart," says a
trifling young man, "is like eating soup
with a fork ; it takes a long time to get
He that is not aware of his own ignorance
will only be misled by his knowledge.
The inhabitants of the Saltdal are
among the most primitive in Norway.
They are shut out from the world, except
by the outlet to the sea, agriculture being
their chief occupation. Though
virtually secluded from their kind, they
seem content; they have no craving for
riches, for they do not know what
riches are; the sum of their earthly
desires is to add a piece of land to their
farms which is a most difficult thing to
do to get a few more head of cattle or a
handsome horse. In the summer the
men work in the fields, fish, construct
buildings, etc. ; their wives and daughters
follow the cattle, the sheep autl the
goats jnto the mountains, make cheese
and butter and help during the harvest
time. In winter the women spin and
weave hemp and wool, thus clothing
themselves with the products of their
fields and flocks, while many of the men
go into the forest to cut timber.
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