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Portland. Maine. . . wanaiy
Headquarters for all kinds of Confectionery
Fruits, Canned Goods, etc.
Fresh Stock and Low Prices.
Come and see me If you want to save money.
F. L. TRAYSER,
Front St., 4 doom west of Hill House
Grand, Upright and Square Pianos, also the
best make of Organs at lowest manufacturers'
prices; Tuning nl.7
THE LATEST SENSATION.
4000 Yards Lawn, choice styles and fast colors
at 5 cents per yard. 500 yards India Linen
at 10 cents per yard. 240 pairs regular made
men's half ho;e at 10 cents per pair. Other
goods proportionately low.
- . ., BURGPsS &.NOLIX.
July 0, 1882.
Manufacturer and Inventor of
T RUSSE S,
Made Double or Single for men or boys. Address
careT. K.Ball & Son,
j. r7 sousley, '
Architect, Contractor and Builder,
furnished apd all work warranted.
Shop on Fourth Street between
; DEALER IN
STAPLE AND FANCY
G 2rV QCE jEL X 32 S -
'""' 7 :
Teas,T6'bacco, Clears, Qnednsware, Wooden-ware,
Glassware, Notions, &c. Highest price
paid for Country Produce,- Goodsuelivered to
any part of the city.
Cor.-Fourth &nd Plum Streets,
apl21yd MAYSVILLE. KY.
,1p GHTNING RODS.' The mqst approved and
safest rods In use at lowest prices. See
samples and leatn prices atWyall fe Riley's
33 J Jb YOWOfV. - . . .
HUMORS OF THE DAT.
In liquor : TJ and I.
The saddest consequencea of a great
man's death are the verses lhat are written
to his memory. Picayune,
An advertisement in a Western paper
says, "Lost, two cows; one of them
is a bull." So is the advertisement.
Oil City Derrick.
"I"ll make you dance," cried an
irate mother, pursuing an erring" eon,
slipper in hand. "Then," remarked
Krauf, "we shall have a bawl."
Two drinks a day, remarks an exchange,
will supply a family with flour.
This, of course, refers to the saloonkeeper's
family. Syracuse Eerald.
Kate Field wants the men to wear
knee breeches. Following her advice
would lesson the price of pantaloons,
but it would make hosiery very high.
An exchange describes a ballet
dancer's dress. The description, though
short, is about three inches longer than
the dress. Norristown Herald. We
want things of that kind no longer.
"Don't talk too much; try and be a
good listener," said a father to his little
boy ; but when he caught the lad with
his ear to the keyhole one day, when his
sister's beau came to see her, he thought
the boy didn't fully catch on to his
"Where do people go who deceive
their fellow men ?" inquired a Sunday-school
teacher. "Sometimes to Canada,
but mostly they go to Europe,"
was the reply of a youngster whose uncle
has recently been a trusted officer in
a local bank. Exchange.
Pat was sauntering along the street,
when he came upon a workmen cutting
down a decayed te!egraph polo. Surveying
the operation with a look of mingled
surprise and regret, he muttered,
"Begorra, it's too bad: if it kapes on
this way, there'll be no forrist trpps lift
in the counthiy."
'Lend me an X," .said Jhn o Jo'jJ
I can't, Jhn, for this ronton:
I have no cash, besides, you know,
This ain't the Lent ten hcason."
It is now the sparrows flutter
In the gutter,
And the very utter,
Scrubs the shutter. Puck,
A bear, wishing to rob a bee-hive,
laid himself down in front of it and overturned
it with his paw. "Now," said
he, " I will lie perfectly still and let the
bees sting me until they are exhautsed
and powerless ; their honey may then be
obtained without opposition." And it
was so obtained, but by a fresh bear, the
other being dead.
Classical : "But, sir," objected the
lady, " there is that Chinese laundry in
the next block. If it was not for that I
should have no objection." "Why,
madam," remonstrated the house ageut,
"this locality is considered a particularly
desirable one. No objectionable
neighbors, no " "You are mistaken,
sir," with offended dignity, "I saw it
myself. It had 'Chi Psi' over the
A OROCODmE outdone : A crocodile
stole a baby once in the days when animals
could talk, and was about to make
a dinner of it. The poor mother begged
piteously for her child. "Tell me one
truth," said the crocodile, "and you
shall have your baby again." The grief-stricken
mother thought for a moment
and then said, between her sobs: "I
shall buy a new bonnet next spring."
"Take the baby," said the alligator,
olubbing himself as he spoke, " I am not
flySk9gli fpr.xquV GMcagomTii!me.
Thb mind of tht choltr, if you would
have itlftrgftandjiber, rnntl come in
oo&toot frith othtir mindj. -Longfellow.
n !( 1 )1 EVENING BULLETIN.
" HEW TO THE LINE, LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY."
VOLUME 1. MAYSYILLE,?;MONDAY EVENING, AUGUST 7, 18B2. NUMBER 220.
'During the Camp Meeting at Park's Hill, round trip tickets
will be sold at Half Rates and Special Trains will be run as fol
Leave Maysville 5:45 a. m. 8:15 a. m.
Arrive Camp" Grounds...;.., 7:15 a. m. 9:45 a. m.
Leaverans b:dU a. m
Returning, leave Camp Grounds for Maysville, 5;30 p. m. and
7:15 p. m. For Paris, 5:30 p. m.
The schedule on Sunday, the 6th inst., is as follows :
Special Trains will leave Maysville 8,30 a. m.
" Lexington 7:30 a.m.
" Falmouth .......... ...6'M a. m.
Returning, leave Camp Grounds for Maysville, 4:00 p. m. For
Lexington, 4:00 p, m. For Falmouth, 4:00 p. m.
The schedule on Sunday, the 13th inst., is as follows :
Special Train leaves Maysville , 8:30 a. m.
" " uovington :ou a- m,
" Lexington ........ 8:30 a. m.
All Trains returning leave Camp Grounds at 4:00 p. m. sharp.
account of my continued ill nealtl), 1
have concluded, as .soon as practicable, to
retire lrom the dry j;oods trade, 1 now otler my
entire stock lor sale to any meichant wishing
to engage in the business, and will rrom the
1st day ol July sell my woods FOR CASH, until
disposed of, which will enable me to oiler to
the retail trade some special bargains.
All persons knowing themselves indebted to
me will please call and settle at once, as I am
Cor. Sixth and Walnut Sts.
oiiiroiKrKrA tix , q .
Lewis Vanden, Proprietor.
J. C. PECOR & CO.,
A Jresh supply just received.
TsTO OLD SEED,
All this year's purchase. Call and get a
Every style and pattern, ascheap as the cheapest.
Give us a call and examine our stock.
ap211y J . C. PECOR & CO.
Groceries, Hats and Caps
Koots and Shoes, Q,ueensware and Hardware.
Highest cash price paid lor Grain and Country
Produce. Jyl5d Al t. OLIVEf
T. J. CURLEY,
Plumber, Gas, and Steam Fitter
dealer .in "Bath Tubs, Hydrant Pumps. Iron
nud Lead Pipe, Globe, Angleand Check Valves
Rubber Hose and Sewer Pipe. All work warranted
and done when promised. Hecond street,
.opposite White & Ort's. . .np!)
-Bio, 9, w. second i., pp. uper osc,
Fruits arid VeeetablesYn season , Y our patronage
respectfully solicited. JUdly
Whipping u BUocli.
From a governing aspect the Biloch
is infinitely to be preferred to the
Afghan. Though physically in bulk
and weight of body, he is the Afghan's
equal in courage, and his superior in
endurance and intelligence. One
specially good trait in his character is, '
that he never sulks or bears malic long,
whereas the Afghan does both. Here
are illustrations in point. I never remember
having on Afghan whipped in
jail without the fellow showing by his
sullen looks and scowling face that he
bore the striker, if not myself, a grudge
for it. But here, in the Derah Ghazi
Khan Jail, the punishment over, the
Biloch is as frank and pleasant as he
was before. One man, I remember,
who was in as a bad character, would
not work. He wa warned that he would
be whipped. He merely laughed, and
said, " That won't make any difference,
sahib." He was shown a man being
whipped ; he only looked grave. Finally
he was whipped himself. He was taken
out of his cell, stripped naked, tied
wrists and ankles to the triangle and
given twenty or thirty I forget the
exact number strokes -with a rattan.
During the operation he bit at the wood,
bit almost through his tongue, but never
either groaned or winced. The punishment
over, he threw himself on the
ground on his face, when the usual skin
of cold water was dashed over him, and
then the commiserating water-carrier
stood upon the beaten parts to deaden
the pain. Still he would not work. I
saw him a day or two after in his cell,
looking happy and unconcerned, though
he still must have been very sore, and
for days would not be able to sit down.
He was pleased to see me. He seemed
to have an idea that, not being in jail
for any specific and proved offense, it
was not right to give him hard labor,
and so put him on the level of a convicted
felon. I remonstrated with him
for his obstinacy, to no effect.
One day I observed his splendid curls
shining with oil or ghee. I asked him
how he had got it. He had saved it
from his food, was his answer. I cut his
ghee ; still no effect. At last, as his example
was becoming infectious, I warned
him that if he would not work I Bhould
have him transferred to the Multan
Jail, where I believed his Absolom-like
hair would be cut short. That threat
frightened him his ringlets being the
glory of the Biloch ; he said he would
try to do work. He made a pretense of
trying, and failing, was sent off to
where, I have no doubt he is now,
though prison-cropped, as smiling and
light-hearted a do-nothing as he was
here. Now it is not in the Afghan
nature to behave as that Biloch did, and
and that Biloch's case is typical of
others. Siinilarily circumstanced the
Afghan would have sulked, worked,"
fallen ill from fretting and some day
after his release, perhaps, killed the
human instrument who hud beateu him.'
I have known that to happen in Bannu.
No man with money about his clothes
ould ever retire without having a
woman with him, a wife, of course, to
frighten off the burglars. A reformed
thief yesterday told us that a burglar
would sooner enter a room containing
four men and twioo as many revolvers as
one .having only one woman in it for
neither the men nor the revolvers can
6queal like a woman. Kentucky State
The Laws of Health says "a great
many people have too much brains and
not enough vigor of body." 'Spoae that
mean they've got tod much lazineea'and
not mouDT.indutry;ircnucA: State
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