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Page 8 The Central Record, Thursday April 30, 1914. ? nil IE Standing alone as the Cleanest, Most Moral and Refined Carnival Company on the road. CTBPWrJBSsriSI tZ35Sggg&SS ALL WEEK Monday May 11th, UNDER AUSPICES LOCAL I. 0. 0. F. LODGE Carrying 5 Of The Best Shows Ever Seen In Lancaster, 33U5KS3aBR?SZnSi5323&3&r3K'T47: lir KEEE2S EsraEsi.Gira mzmmsssmrrttMVC&ississa&BesBa , Breast Merry Oo km 'WMHoii i ntf j.sjvrr'ygjt GJIFT. Sis 1 HGHEST HIGH DIVER IN T R 5 W BUSINESS will POSITIVELY give a Free High Dive Every Day During The Engagement. This Diver was for three seasons with Adams Carnival Co., and has been seen in Lancaster. Prof. R0660 GRELLflS BAND Of Eleven Pieces. Free Concerts every day, including Sunday afternoon, May 10th at 4- o'clock. Good Music, Good Attractions, Good Order and a Good Time. Everybody knows Littlejohn. Come see him. oggoOowMJOO-gocOOO FARMER'S COLUMN ! wOwowwKfljMoewv oo I 'pic? 1k-ow W. headtii;: In f.u the eiclu-1 ivi' use of otit Iaiuiui iiv nlxia. jitid is frj sr.e snip -l ttucL. tfimu ami rtirli tliiui; on j iiriu n sue inriiier a:i;iji aiioTi 10 aavrr tirf. No notice will .e MCceiUl over four itu.'-. bi1 will lifoulf m wo issue, of tli n oeh. frs.'i)ieumKe I'or Sftle:-4. TOO jiound -ow with eiRiil ls H. J. Tinsley. Barred Plymouth Rock eggs for sale, Bryantsville Phone 50G Mrs Edd Grow For Sale or Rent. Two good cottages at Lowell Ky. S. C. Henderson. Phone '11, 3 rings. Paint Lick exchange, Mrs Victoria Anderson, of near Pivachersville has 30 acres of grass land to rent for the remainder of year. For Sb1s:-I0C0 Locust post. ; J. IV. Sander. Ju;Ko::. Ivy. ' have forty barrels of old corn for 1 1-. J. W. Ti-Uaii, II. I. I). No. 1. J 'I R. ttt-phcrd t-.aa some first class, , , flora for sate yellow and white ! st Tariety. O. B. Shepherd. . Pwnt Lick. Ky R. F. I). !-. i W. Wafter'han a go1 new v'.udetwker wagon he will soil at a har--iii. S? hurt at once. Ths Rich Grow Richer. A St. l.cuis plumber has fallen heir to $300,000. What does any plumber need of an extra. $300,000? Los An geles Express. Histcric Ecsrd. The longest besrU recorded in his tory ivaj that oi John Mayo, painter to the Emperor 1'hdrle.s V. Though ha was a tall i.ian it is said that his heard as of sach a length that he could tread upon it. He was very vaiu of It and usually 'fastened it with a. ribbon to his buttonhole, and some times he would untie it by command or the emperor, who took great de light 3n seeing the wiud blow it in tho faces of his courtiers. Pities Man's Delusion. Every time a spinbter looks at a man who has just been led to tho al tar by a widow she says to herself: "How easily you poor men are fooled!" Exchange. They Go Together. "Shakespeare says there are ser mons in stones." "And object lessons," added tho militant suffragette, "in windows." Looked Weathered. "Fresh Paint." said a sign on the front of a big building entrance. A passing prdestrian who glanced at It and at a girl of very fashionable com- I piexion standing just unuer it, re marked: "It may be fresh, but it looks j to me as if she had had it on overnight." General News. Robert Terrill a negro has been con firmed by the Senate for a place on the j District of Columbia bench. : A technicality in the wording of the I recently enacted two and one half cent fare bill may result in litigation. Fire at Hodgensville early Wednes day morning did $100,000 damage. Help was sent in subduing the flames by j Louisville. j School authorities in Shelby county have brought mandamus proceedings j to enforce a levy of 20 cents for school purposes. j The British authorities are preparing to move troops into tile disturbed ter ritory of Ulster and it is thought that martial law will be established. Con. rorSV;-Tro good Bulk cows with i.. Fresh Mors Wheeler, i Teatcrsville Ky. lamesl. Hamilton has a good mare i.tilo. that in a fine worker an.I he . ante Ifl 11 her had. Here's abargain i hare for sale Johnson county white .- -d c&r. J. E. Anderson, R. F. D.l. LoncHster. phone S2J A. For Sate: 1J0 lianeis of corn, the Kelly variety, .-iintulile for i-electing wdcora. Henry Hurl. R. F. D. 1, Lancaster Ky. Queer Toothache Cure. As a euro for toothache, Mr. E. A. Rawlonce told th Dorset (Eng.) An tiquarian Field club at Dorchester re cently, si Dorset farmer two or three years ago recommended a friend to put his arm round a young oak tree, mark the place where his fingers met, and there make a slit in the bark. Then with his right hand he was to pull some hair from behind his right ear and put it in the slit in the bark. Probably Provision of Nature. We do not luiow v.hy white i3 an al most unknown color among small birds. Possibly it n-ay bo a wise pro vision of nature for protective pur poses. A whitu bird among green leaves would be a very conspicuous ob ject, and loo easily seen by its ene mies, such as hawks, falcons, etc. -.l WAMTDD -To rent about 50 acres, or .;, of grass land for the year, to . i; ze some siiort yearling tattle. Ad (lrfitliis nlfice. :!'. I Jersey heifer and heifer calf and ' j.ie aged brood and work mare. Good jikrrany ivhere. Priced to sell. . S. II. Aldridge. HvatUville Ky. j Wr. J. I. Hamilton inforn s us that I wo cattle strayed to hi3 place near v .fi i-rsville a few weeks ago and owner . ci-n get sank; ! proving ownership and ; nayinif for thin notice. I Walton Moss has some of his premium) -.eed corn for sale. It is the Boone' , County White variety and there is none better, lie aUo has several hundred pounds of honey for sale. I have for sale about 1001 bundles of heaf oats, also a nice coming four-year-old mare mule. Jessie Barlow, R.F.D.No.3. Lancaster. improved on Old Superstition. The first lime pigs cross your threshold make them jump over your pants' belt, or your wife's garter, or tho maid's apron; then they will come homo regularly. A plan now ia use among up-to-date American farmers is to keep the pigs in regular pens an-! feed them twice a day. It is regarded as a scheme more popular with the wife and the maid. The other way is recorded as being a German one. j Amateur. : "Some saintly folk in this town aro . always throwing the game of poker at ! our unoffending head," says a Georgia j editor. "We want to say, once for all, ( that we don't know the game. If wo , had known it we'd bo richer, at this writing, by a house and lot, a gold watch and chain, and a real diamond Ftud." Atlanta. Constitution. A bill has been reported to the S. ate favoring the erection in Jefferson county Ky of a monument to the mem ory of Gen. George Rogers Clark. The United States Court of Appeals has decided that the Louisville & Nush ville R R Co cannot be held resnonsible for money paid out on forged bills of lading. I The Confederate Veterans will be in-, vited to meet in Memphis in 1913 and a fund of 10,000 ha3 already been raised ' by the business men of that city for , their entertainment. ! State Senator James Joseph 15ns-( worth of Middlesboro has announced , that he will oppose Caleb Powers for the Republican nomination for gress m the 11th Ky. district. Dr. E. L. Powell the noted divine of Louisville in his sermon Sunday urged the conquest of Mexico in order that her 15.000,000 people might be freed from the rule of brigandage which ex ists there. President Wilson has ordered troops to the state of Colorado to assist in settling the mine troubles and to pro tect life and property. This action was taken upon the rnquest of the state authorities, If a call comes from state troops from Kentucky, it is highly probably that the mobilization will take place at Fort Thomas. This point was lecom inended by Assistant Secretary of War Henry Breckinridge. Anticipating a call to service Adju dant General Ellis actingunderinstruc tions from the GoveJiior, has issued or ders to the commanding officers of the various companies of the Kentucky State Guard to recruit theii companies to their full strength. President Wilson has requested John D. Rockfeller who is a large stock holder to use his kindly offices to stop the strike in the Colorado coal fields, and that worthy replied that he did hot I consider himself in a position to arbitrate the differences existing. I '- "itoog90oo9cccoatn I CARDS, l GENTLEMEN W. M. ELLIOTT, Physician and Surgeon. LANCASTER, KY. Office Phone 6. Residence Phone 220. The Barber Shop for Style . nm r J ! Office Hours Office over is on Richmond Street. .m .ii iP.m.to stormed dorsum Get your Hair Cut to fit your head y -jvi -xt We make a specials of blocking ' -L VV jtV L.rjSIrJ' Children's Hair. . DENTIST HENRV DUNCAN, Prop. " ,,,. ,.,rr. Kr. Richmond Street. I A. M. BOURNE $-! J. PATRICK, Dentist. Above Ancestry. ' It is fortunate to be of noble ances-' try; it is more so to bo such that peo-' plo do not caro to be informed wheth-! sr you are noble or ignoble. La I Sruyere. Auctioneer. Good Service. Prices Ri?ht. Paillt- Lick. Keufcueky. Phone 351-A. , . Lancaster, - - Kentucky. ,,. 7 J Phone -n. T i to 1 a m . n Ofliee Hours-?, ,ik Or. Win. D. Pryor, i k. Ban ni W. i f Mb Veterinary Surgeon; Doctors Of Dental Sergery. einCl Den tist. ' me,:: tor,"t-3 HRll1inu.T" linn A Atxtur- . i oii' Furniture .-tore. yiiiui- .ii. -iiciuit: a livery ouiuiv. , t AypiCTpp Lancaster, -- -- Kentucky KENTUCKY; -Mr. J. B. Woods, of Paint Lick, has a splendid work horse and a lot of 'Rye iu bundle. he '.will sell cheap. Write -im. " Touching. A teacher trying to impress on her children the Tightness of kindness toward all animals, took them for a walk, to bring the lesson home to them. Hearing a scream from little Johnny, she asked: "What's the mat ter, Johnny?" "I've been sitting on a hornet," was the tearful response, "and I'm afraid I've hurt the poor thing." Delineator. To Hang Pictures. Pictures are hung preferably now adays without long pieces of wire dropped from a molding, except in tho case of extra large and heavy ones. They should be hung flat against the wall; and small pins or hooks that hold firmly and do not mar the wall may be had to effect the invisible banging. I Baseball Merely an Infant. When we consider that cricket was ! , . , II.- -.! r TClI-n ptayeu in iiie reigu ul injeii luiiar beth and that tennis was popular when Catherine de Medici was in the height of her power, baseball Is mere ly in Its infancy. Football was popu lar with the Greeks and Romans. They actually played it in much the same form as soccer Is played today. Worth Knowing. There are 31G ways of changing a quarter of a dollar. The pieces used are the 20-cent piece, ten-cent piece, five-cent piece, three-cent piece and the one-cent piece. To make all these changes 'without using;' the, same.coin twice would require 1,223 one-cent pieces, 614 twos, 378 threes, 184 fives, 59 tens and nine twenties, making; 2,-684-pieces, worth 53.75; The Young Idea. A high school freshman, 'asked to recite on the life of Alexander the Great, extemporized as follows: "Al exander was a quick-tempered man. Once when he had taken too much wlrie he got angry at his best friend and killed him. Alexander was very much grieved, and did everything he could to help bury his friend." I mmsmaBamawammmxxr3mmmammsmMmimwPA m u Mi wwwtm-Bmcngai 0ki ll ark sure:, if you use KRESO JDR N9-1 wsmfrnWE Q m nii-rSu Ol BU7ft X Mi Gt rjUllHEMBL v WMMmzr-) ir tHv- e -j KWff m jr fit Wn H MM M HOWMANY.MANY TIMES YOU NEED SOMETHING OF THIS KINO. TO KILL LICE ON A COLT OR CAIF, TO TREAT A CASE OF MANGE OR RINGWORM,T6 WASH OUT A CUT OR A SCRATCH. TO ..DISINFc A WOUND OR A RUNNING SORE OR GALL- HOW OFTEN YOU COULD MAKE GOOD USE OFf"? A nPll.nlP tllrrMi..MH f.'K-k-C- m KLkiHDit umidcniu ir tuu uriLT nAU 1 1. KEEP KRES0 DIP N?l ON HAND, YOU WILL FIND IT THE 3EST KIND OF INSURANCE AGAINST LOSS FROM PARASITES AMD DISEASE ITS A REAL NECESSITY ON EVERY FARM THERE IS ALWAYS GOCO MONEY IN HEALTHY, THRIFTY, WEIL KEPT STOCK. LOUSY, MANGY, DIRTY, NEGLECTED ANIMALS ARE A LOSING GAME ANYTIME AND ANYWHERE. USE A GOOD OIP AND YOU WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE. 'BE SURE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT KINO NO QUESTION ABOUT IT IF YOU USE KRES0 DIP N0.I: FOR SAL! BVALU ORUSCISTS. SEND FOR FREE BOOKLETS ON DISEASES OF UVE STOCK. PARKE. DAVIS ocCO OKTWOIT. MICH. DtMirrn(NT or animju. umujnrr. ,R. E. McROBERTS. .mi Mtl id &zx:,'i,t.wn 7 MM&imm (tfmM wmm , VV TO V J tv J. Vr Morrow, Graduate Opticiuv G'asses Kl'tefl Siit'sfMCtiou (tnttruMrtti. THE NEW and Up-To-The-Minute Barber Shop Opposite Post Oince. Bath In Connection. J. E. SeakPre a BEAZLEY Funeral Director and Embalmer. Ofiice Phone 27. ' Hesidence Phone 3 LANCASTER KY. .1 K2rth f&a Sss fS f ,?uzVMm 7i Tr? ik XTVM-EV 9kBY to'lS?: j- iMGSt- Enrw URS Wetcllyoahow, andtaybestmarket l prices. We are dealers: estabHti C ialS5C; andean do BETTER foryHt mrn agenui w cuzaxnission mer chants. References any bank in Lou isville. Write for weekly price UmU M. SABEL & SONS iV 2-2S-31 A 33 E. Bartal JL LOinJIlUE, n n..i in CfiD uincc uinfti VJ HHtW.M .. HW.,1 MVV -T1 . Strawbsrry Plants Fruitand Shade Trees Shrubs, Asparagus, Phubarb, Grape Vines Roses, Peonies, Phlox, Etc. Everything for Orchard. Lawn and Garden. Write for free Catalogue. No Agts. H.F.Hillenmeyer & Sons. i Lexington, Kentucky. "Nurserymen since 1841.