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I GO TO Ul. HI, ANDSEEItll ' BEAUTIFUL DRESS GOODS A nd Trin mint-el Mod Par Cloakg, DO NOT FAIL TO INSPECT C. M.Utham'sNewStock or GOOD', ' taaniiit luy Artitb Xif h tlis CHf. VOLUME XI. HOPKINSVILLE, CHRISTIAN COUNTY, KY., NOVEMBER i 5. 1889. NUMBER 92 rniLIBHED TDE8DAT8 AID FBIOATS, CHASTliikHAk Tbco. E. Hartley, Business Manager CBSORIPTION IRA TED. Oil ooi7, on rear, smelly oaia la ad. ease .. ip, .la SAontb i Hi" Absolutely Pure. Tkitt poiMar Mrr vartea. A (uarval of rarity, a.rDftb and wholaMtmnnwi. Mor aoaoaleal lata tha ordinary ktada, aM en 1 ba aold in oompMltloa with tho wultitn.lt at law Uat, abort wcifal aJuaj or ft""'1 RwUrej. rVlfl aaly in eana. HOT A U A A BUSINESS CARDS. DHL. J. A. KOUTIULL, PI1 YSICIAN and SURGEON OSJe aw Ttrrt Natloeal But, HOPKINSVILLE, KY. Junius C. McDavitt, DENTIST, Ofllce over Kelly ' Jowolry Store, HOPKfNSVrLLE KY. DR. F. M. STITES, OBoaover Bank ot IlopklaaTtlle, HOPKINSVILLE, - KY T.lephoaa Keslenoe end Offlos. A. P. Campbell, DJSXTTI3T. HOPKINSVILLE, - - KY. OFBKATIa A irniALTT, . OUM over At Frai al A tost'. . Sr. J. Zt. D17X.IIT, PHIJ!CI!NipSlfiD3, M.OANItT tLOCA, NEXT OOOR TO LAN Oil A CLARK, Hopkinsville, Kentucky. GALT HOUSE, LOUISVILLE, BKNTCCKT. fa Lirgd i:i fad IM is iii Cil;. Eato-$2 60 to $1 Per Day &o oordlng to Booms. TUBUS! AMD BOHIiH B.TBS 1 TBI HOOSS. 1 Dr. Wm. M. Fiiqua, PHYSICIAN i i -AND ' Olio: Mala Street, orer Rational Bauk. HENRY J. STITES. ATTORNEY AT LAW, HOPKINSVILLE, KY, Talaphona No. IT. TQNSORIAL PARLOR, i OVER HOOSER A BALLARD'S, AhSTlng. Shampooing, llatr Cutting and PrMitng, and an work hi ihe Una aiccnlod in lb. b.lot .trie, bit. ma a call. . Apr. Ilb, 'S. J. LIBBER. PHOTOGRAPHS! Befora Ton T01" ptntiira Ukon twine tutd aeaihaehartctor of My work. Yon will baiaiuBadthaUwr pietaraa ara equal to the beit oily work. fttKraial attention ilren to piaklnf LI fa-Sine Portrait by the new Bro Bida Proceaa. Klna line of Virtu Framea alwayi on hand. CLARENCE ANDERSON. Halo B treat, UoriiHariLkft, Kf Road Carts! fSFZSSES. Tan per oent Cheaper P.in-mocl thaa snybody. DUggie! (flTDon't bay before gettlug oar gricea tnd oAttlogaei. TSZ 023. W. BT00KELL CO., Mama tbUpaptr. HARHTIU.B.TBKH SHERWOOD -:-H0USE! (Undor New Management.) r. c. niuDWEi.L, 1'nop'n. Larz. Samnl. Koonii, He." Call Belli. BATES - - - - t3p.r Day. fipcolftl Rateaby In. Yiw. Corner iit A Looutl glrooU, . - ; " ii i . - Evan5ville,Ind. W. at.pKAT, PBoi'RtrroR. Klnlb Vreal. rly 0)1)10.11. th. Foil nkillronatMrp:T PolHe NlUntfnn. Sharp ra- lir.. Clem TnWt.. kvnrvtliln v nnmt knl clean. Helrrmtlna, inuring ami .hamiiooloj IM National Barber SHOP ... IRVIN YOUNG, Prop., ' NINTH ST. N KA R HAIS.r ' 111 VI MAiR-cuTTirjn 1 An rtnn.i theLaM.1 aaU!o ad Matl&iao. ,Non ttnaianMsA. MolklBg bat eleaa towels awd. 1-11-OT. SNORT IN THE HOUSE. , WHITE Th Abuse of Cleveland by Hill Makes Harrison Apprehensive Bill Snort Devises a Plan to Dispel Hie Melancholia An Alleged Friend Agrees to Help Him The Phono- graph ee a Po litical Boom erang. Bj AK'Z E. 8wMI,l Tnu Slnlnfi. Washington. Mot. U. My Draa Jounmt: Sam Doosen bur 'a Maetmlonio Maiiiuiath Mln trel Axgrogsllon bse been giving performances to crowded bouses bare in Wathinglon. Dooioiibiiry Is an old friend of mine. I hare kuowu him for years, but I'll five you our nonveriAlion, arnica will . explain things quicker : ' I snpiKike, Door.y, you know that a teil J frlemlslilp exists between iny.olf and I'rualdent Harrison," said I, thinking to awe Iocsy. "All right, Snort. I'll keep qu!el about It. I'll not give you away, but you ought to drop liliu aim go Into eome li'gltltnalo Lualneas," replied l)ix renbury, who leans toward tbe IhMiiocrscy. ''D x zy, 1 want you to do me a favor." "Snort, I'll make any sscrl Hoes tit ynu, except I don t want yon l Bring Marrleon around here ami try and Introduce him to me. I draw tbe line at Indiana Presidents." "You know. Da w, one of my du ties la to cheer up Harrison when be has the blues, and now that Dave Hill has been sneering at Cleveland ana mating mm unpopular, itcn feels pretty bad." "So Cleveland is Ihe source of Den's depresalonf" -Yet, lien Is not Ilka the sky. H is most cheerful when It Is bluett. It Is not that way with Harrison." "Yoa ought to keep him out of the u:ue u.win. "That wouldn't help lilra. What lie needs ie some sort of an ovation U hasn't heard anybody ssy 1 u r- rab fur Harrison 1' In a long time now." "VVoll, Snort, If I oan help yon In netting np some bogus llarrlnonen ihuolaam, I'll do It for your sake." "Yon can. A feature, of your min ttrel show Is a trick phonograph, from which you grind out sayings of diKiingtnaii -i men." "Well, what or that?'' "I'll blacken my face and work that phonograph. I'll ssy: 'Listen in Ik. ..! . t II. . .. . t -1 ... lleiijtmln Harrison.' Then I'd grind out something about civil service ... II. V VVI.'U .11. 1.1110 l,lir., reform. Simultaneously a large por trait of Ilarrl-on will appear on the itace. the haul will strike op. 'Hall to the Chief I" The vast audience will rlto as one man, and the cheers for Harrison will lie deafening. Thon the old man will sinl.e once more like a K.orUIe alligator." "I m not so suro ol thai," replied Oootenburr. "At India napolla not ( IT something favorable to liar rlon, aud In consequence we lost so much money that the end men had to sell their very bones to raise money to pay their board bills. If I bad sstd anything more in favor of Har rison, I might now be hunting for rail splinters In my legs and smelling of tar. That's the sort of popnlar lul Harrison Is where they know him. That's whv I despise hlin." "lint, Dorty, It's different In Wash ington." "I'm nnt going to take any loonin chances, but you can say what you please In favor of Harrison on my phonograph " The National Theatre was crowded. In a box sat the entire Hlaine tribe, which struck me as a little peculiar. Tbe phonograph speelalty was the last thing on the programme. Dooi enbury sang a touching ballad that brought tears to many eyes. It was ontltled ' O, where did Mother Hide the Pie ?" Then I canio out and smiled on the audience. I have not snickered since, Johnny. I said: "Ladies and genermsns, dli am Edison's miraculous phonograph, wbst reproduces the human voice. I Imply turns de crauk, and you will hear de words obdat great statesman and pure patriot " "Blaine 1 Blaine ! James 0. Blaine 1" roared about half the audience, while the ret cheered for Graver Clevland. As soon as I could catch my breath and there was a psnse, I yelled back : "No, that good man Is Ben Harrison I" Harrison's plotnre appeard and the band struck up, "Hail to the Chief I" Simultaneously an egg, that must have been laid by a ben that htd something the matter with her, hit me on the tlroof my car. Dooienbury told me aflorwardsthat fora moment there was a bright golden halo around my head, and I looked like a picture of one of tho mlddle-agod saints. There was, however, a smell strong enough to drive a dog out of a slaughter-house. Harrison's picture was a blesssing to me, as It intercepted some of the missiles. As I dodged a dead cat, I saw Mrs. Jamas G. Blaine, Sr., who don't like me, grin sardon ically, like a gleam of sunshine on some ancient ruin. Tbe audience kept on cheer ing for Blaine and Cleve land. Then I tumbled. I perceived the fine Italian band of Blaine. I also perceived another aroraatlo testimo nial that exploded on my person and mtdo me wish I had not put on my best suit Then I adjourned E. Plur- ibus ITnnrn, as it were. My friend Uootenbnry wa evidently a tool of Blalno. ouch a friendship. Next morning I called on Harrison. At first I thought be was sneering, but I discovered that ho was merely turning up bis nose at the aroma rrotn the aromatic testimonials i nsu been presented with, and which I had been unable to eradicate. In the languago of the poet : . . Too mar break, you may anaiierttie vats u roil will. . . But the MMint ot tho row. will hsng 'round II nil." Col. Snort," said Harrison," yon will oblige me in the future bv nog lewtlug to K P nv 0''frrj minstrel demonstrations iu my favor." "It dldu't seem to be mnch In your fAvnr, Mr. President." - "You failed ignomlnously, Col. Snort. Dear me, what a peculiar smell there is In this room. Jt must be the miasmatlo vapors from the Potomac fUH," said Harrison. The colored stenographer entered. When he saw me he exploded with laughter, and retreated. .. ' "Mr. Presldotit," eW I,' ""yon wore to lire that nigger out of a oan- BILL i Iff yi Yov are non loaded with carbolic acid, may be the miasinatlo vapors from the Potomac flats would be less vocifer ous. But to return to the ovation laat nivht None of your frlouds seemed to be there." "Cel. Snort, why didn't yon ask Mr. Wanamaker to detail some of bis goverumeut employes to attend the performance and cheer for Utr rison and reform?" "I did ask Wanny to send down a lot of postal clerks to cheer for Har rison, but be refused to do so." ' "Did be give any reason for refui- Yea, the fall clothing trade is boornlug now. and the government olerks in his depsrtment are bulsy sending ont bis business circulars about overcoats, gentlemanly under- woar, eto." 'Did he, himself, attend r "No: he said Jt was bis prayer meeting night. He said, moreover, It was wicked to attend minstrel per. formances for political purposes. "Where wore vour bouiueru uo- mbllcan ofBie soekers, who I u lost IVashington and bore me for fl out cers ?" aked Harrison angrily. "Mr. Presidont, I gave more than forty of them fifty cents apleoe to pay admission to the performance, and I told them to yell the lining off their throats howling for Harrison ana reform, but they didn't show up." "Whv didn't lueyf" ''Becsuse they spent Ihe fifty cents for something to est. Most or them haven't had a square meal in monthr." Our Llee entored. He, too, snick ered, and said somothlug about my not being as biacK as a was painiea. He opened all the windows, and re marking phew I wont ont, holding bis nose. Then I got up, said phew I and went out, too, holding my nose. Harrison Is small potatoes, wnen be crawls out of olUce he will leave a hole not as big as is made by pull ing a knitting needle ont of the At lantic ocoan. Like the figure one on ten-dollar bill, he is next to nothing. A beetle can draw twenty times his own weight, and so can -a mus tard plaster, but Harrison can't draw one of Walts' hymns for infant minds down hill. You would suppose that this Indisna clam would be populsr here In Washington, but he ain't. I have found It out to my sorrow. Verily, feel like donning a jaunty suit 01 sackcloth and ashos and casting myselt upon the earth with the force of a red-headed stepmother s arm. I've half a notion to nop bsck to the Dcmooracy. Your Iriend, XllLL DNORT. Topkka. Kah.. Julv 2. 1880. I have been a sufferer from dyspepsia several years. I have nscd Microbe Killer for two montna ana can eai anything I wish. Have gained ten pounds. My neighbors , have been nslng it with beneficial results; My postofflce address Is Topeka, Kansas. Mrs. J. J. Scrnoii.v. For sale by Buckner LeAvell sole agent for Christian county. St. Joskph, Mo., July 13, 1889. I used sevoral gsllons of the Microbe Killer, and do not hesitate to recom mend It highly as a general blood purifier and tonic. It Is especially good In cases of liver and kidney troublo, and Is tbe only remedy I have yet found for nervous hesdscbe. Jos. J. Bower, 1115 North Fourth SL For sale by Buckner Leavell sole agent for Christian county. O. J. Bpikcir. formerly proprietor of Ihe Bt Joseph Evening Jveirs. says l.o bss boon greatly tienenteu v the nse of Microbe Killer, aud I using it. For sale by Buckner Loavell sole agent Christian county. Tho compound word Pan-Ameri can needs some explanation for the boucfit of those not provided with unabridged dictionaries. "Pan" means "together Join orolose to" and "Pan-American" meant volnod' together-American.1' Weighty Of interest to those who have a Fall Suit or Wrap to buy, and "Money Savers" IT. We have devoted our best energies to this depart ment and have fairly outdone ourselves in the mag nificent stock we haye secured. No trouble or expense has been spared to gather a collection of novelties, that for style and exclusive ness far surpass anything ever brought here. "Wiaps, Sa.cq.uies, XDixGCtoires. Paletots, Taclfeets and C-tilld-xons Cloaks, In the Best Values that can be secured. Dress Making Department. Under the skillful management ol Mrs. L. Nash, a celebrated Modiste, with excel lent taste, originality and style, assuring th ladies of the city and county perfec tion in, fit, correctness in style and polite and courteous treatment. In this connection we announce an ex hibition of the choicest dress goods that money and good taste can procure,abound ing in every thing New and Novel. Assured a Most Cordial Welcome. lasjsett SZj Our Ladles' Prize. " All onr ladv subscribers will be delighted stour good fortune in be lm able to announce that we have made clubbing arrangements with the best of all the Lsdies Msgszlnes vis , Gody's Lady's Book, of Pblla; delphia (soe prospectus in another column), and we can offer all of our lady friends who subscribe for onr niner. Uodey'a, together with the Kemtuckiah for 13 50. Godey's La. dy's Book is not only the best of aU the ladv magazines but It Is also the oldest. There Is large capital behind It, and the corps of writers engsged for next year (1890) is the best yet announced by any ladies' publication for the coming year. The great sto ry, "15,000 fur a Wife," commences In the December (X-mas) number, which will be tent yon by the pub lishers for 15 cents, and when you get It you can see the host of good things the publishers offer. Then send in your subscription to us, to. gslher with one for our psper, and we will supply it to you. Godey's alone will cost you $2. The Kkn TDCK1AM will cost yon 2, The two together, if order is sent to os, we wilt furnish for 13,50. Subscribe at once. Ob, how oan a fair mald.n snill. snd be ssy, b. lov.ly and lorins: and dear. As .weal a. a me and a. brlsni a. tba May. Wh.n bar lifer ia allout of gear? She can't. It is Impossible. But if she will only take Dr. Pierce's linl.lnn Xfnrtlcal Discovery, it will cleanse and stimulate her disordered liver, purify her blood, make ber complexion soft and rosy, her breath wholesome, her spirits cneeriui ana her temper sweet. For sale by all druggists. Don't hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and disgust everybody with your offen sive breath, but use Dr. Sage's Cl- arrb Itemedy and end it. TBAOCCO NEWS. LOUI8VILLC TOBACCO MARKET. Furniabed by OLovia Iieanrrr. Sales on onr market for the week Just closod amount to 3,021 hhds. tin receipts for the same perioa oi 3,255 hhds. Sales on our market since Jannary 1st amount to 84.332 hhds. Ssles of tho crop of 1888 on our market up to this date amount to 69,031 hhds. Tbe sales for tho past week have been extremely large but prioes lor all grades of dark tobacco havo been fully sustained and closed firm to day at last week's quotations. The following quotations fairly represent our market for dark tobacco both old and new. ' Trash (1,00 to 1,75. Common to Medium Logs $2,00 to 3,00. Dark Lugs Extra quality $3,00 to 4,50. Common lear $4,00 to 6.00. Modlnm to Good lef$5.00 to 6.00 Good leaf extra length $5,50 to 7,60. Rich Wrappery tobacco $7,60 to 12,75. How to Build a House. We have just received from the publisher a neat, new book, With the above title, contalLlug plane and ppeclficstlons for twciny-fivo houses of all sizes, from two rooms up; alo, engravings showing the appturauce of housos built from the plans given. In addition, it has valuable Infotr raation of permanent and practical value on subjects relative to build ing contracts, that cannot fail to be of value to those who intend to build, and It will be sont to any address on receipt of 25 cents, by J. S. Ooilviz, the publisher, 57 Rose Street, New York. Matter ! Co. RADAM'3 MICROBE KILLER. Ib G:d:.l Sis:cTirj of lb Ags. OLD IN THEORY, BUT THE REM EDY RECENTLY DISCOVERED. CURES WITH OUT FAIL CATARRH, CONSUMPTION, ASTHMA, HAV rCVIR. RONOHITIS, RHSUMATISM, DVtPCPSI, CANCER, SCROr. ULA, DIASCTSS, BRIGHT DISEASE. MALSRIAL SEVER. DIRTHCRIA AND CHILLS. I a .hort, all torn, ot Oi ganlo aud F anoiioaa: DUeaaea. Th.t'ur.i effected by this Medloias srs Id nsnyeUKS MIRACLES! Sold only la Jan containing Ona Oalloa. PWes Tkrra Dollar a email inTalmt wbea Hnltb and Lite oan bo obtained, "History of the Microbe Killer," Free. CALL ON 08 ADDRESS BUCKNER LEAVELL, Hopkinsville, Ky. Sole Agent for Christian county. Imn si IsaiUUea. Lk ul (tr r Trass Iiri What XJ'j-iJS CeaMrtcrta ia Pi. 8amT Pitclnw oU, fcrmlea and qnlolt cnr fo9 ' Infanta tax A ChUdrm' Complint Supi-lor to Caato? Cll, turworio or Hajrootio Srnma. Child res a cry tor Coatorl. Mil fiona of Mothara blca Ca-atority Oaatoria mm Onlfc, ConaUnatloti i Hour Htomtvcb, I)irrhm&, Knictaiion ) Olraa html thy alewp ; alao aids aUtpaUon WtUkOUt ftsvootio mpafaaUoa. Ta CmnTini Omcmvy, 77 Hurray St, Now York. . mmnmmumiiiiiumiuwmiimlV South Kentucky College. HOPKINSVILLE, - . KENTUCKY. I t v fl k" "i liJJ I I V"1 HI JLa-a-A-.,.--, trtft UlU.' , ... v -:,ls.laMnlSafl A SCHOOL FOR 40th Session will begin Tuesday,'Sept 3, '89. Tblssobool effera Sni-alaM advantsgM l UnglLh, ScLnos, Anelent Languages. Vreneb andU.rman,lleoA-KsailB,AtuaioaaA Art. Tarin. atoilarau. rorU.taloguesgl.UignullJi- lansauoBc J 4 Since Sept. 15th we have bought over 1800 pairs of Anderson's it and to-day we have only 200 pairs in the house. 1600 pairs in two months of one kind of shoe is truly a wonder ful and unprecedented sale. And yet as wonderful as this sale has been, there is something more wonderful and interesting to the shoe buying public, in regard to this shoe. It has a history dating back ten years and sometime in the future we will give it to you, but at present we want to tell you that half of your shoe bill can be saved by having your family wear Anderson's "Wear-for-ever'1 Shoes. They are made for hard every day wear and will outwear two pairs of any other shoe of same weight and price. , The front;. lace iu this shoe is $150 and the button $1.75. We have been nnable to supply the demand on them, but will have COO pairs in a few days aud will promise to keep all sizes in stock from now on on. Try one pslr on our recommendation and if they dontgive yen satisfaction yon money will be refunded. Have just received a fine raolton overcoat,' silk-faced beautifully made, worth $15.00 that we are selling at $1000. Cleaned up the lot snd got them cheap. Fine Natural Wool Uudorwoar at $100 worth $1.50. TERMS: Cash. One low price, marked in plain figures. No Deviation. J. H. ANDERSON & CO., Hos. 1 and 3 Main St. Glass Corner. ' RUT We erenow rrceiving some Isrgo consignments of clothing from two of tbe largest mannfaofnring establish, lueiiti. In Philadelphia and Cincinnati, who found themselves overstocked with winter goods and desiring to nu ll... I, .hipped us a large lot st a little above one-half their value, which fact enables us to retail these goods at Khnii'.slii price" aud thereby givo tho benefit of some wonderful bargains to our customers. And we further aswrl that we call BELL G-OODS AS OHEAP As anj liooce In the Ststenf Kt nliuky, owing to the great advantages we have in bnylng, and another reason Is that onr e.v,eiM a aro less ihst sny bouse doing the amount ol business wedo. Besides we are selling mors) elotbii g tl u ui y house lu Si uthern Kentucky. Buying for three large stores gives ns a big inside on prices. We Buy for DASH aad Sell for CASH, h la h ins'i'e. n i to g et FPECIAL BARGAINS. We have salts made to order from the latest patterns of En. sli Wor.t j l Ciovio Its, Trioos, lieps, Diagonals, Astrioans. Fits guaranteed and samples sont on application. i OUR BOOT AND SHOE: TRADE Is increasing every day. No old stock, but fresh goods direct from the factories. An Elegant Line of Gents' Untaear, Hals and Furnishing Wti- Call and examine our goods and get our prices and you will be 1 astonished to know that goods are so low at PYE, DICKEfJ & WALL'S, is I nKXmms?M Cttntorift tar children eomplainta, aa aurnvtor to any prrwertption known to me.' II. A. Abchkb, H. D.. Ill ba Oxford Stv, Hrookiyn. W.T. BOTH SIXES. Alra.jAJIMl.COnBT,rr"'ts OR-EVER" FROM THE min cwiTiii! Renshaw WAEDE0BE3, BOOma CHAIES, Complete Parlor, Chamber and Dining Sets Everythine Wanted by the House-Keeper. ALL THE VERY LATEST STYLES, At the Very Lowest Prices! UNDERTAKING A SPECIALTY. A Complete line of Uotalllo and Wool Cofflni and OiBketi and Burial Eobts- 111 Qratn Promptly Attended to. Dee.l,S3-lr Caldwell & Randle, ; AtAHDrAOTUBIBS OF- ' ' ' , GALVAH1ZED IRON, CORNICE, WINDOW m imnBuiiraiiDiu'Misimir. . ajid DBAutaa la- Tinware, Glassware, Queensware, Cutlery and Limps. HiatliOt nopklnBvUlsBy.- SHOES lEilEis & Brasher, Mala Stmt, PTLl'S OLD STAKD HEKET BLOCS, T-ssar A rcn uss or ALL KINDS OF FURNITURE! BEDSTEADS, h nenshaw& brasher. JT