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Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, December 16, 1904, Image 3

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We are showing the most conpbte line of
Ladies and Gents Furnishings
irs
ever brought to town
SHOES
There tc nu brand of shoes on the m rket more UpToDate and more poplar than
the DOUGLAS or HAMILTON BROWN These brands we have In encles
qumtjties and at the most reasonoble prices
Comeand l
rOt10a bee US
JC HOOKER CO
LIVINGSTON f KY
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t SHEltS0Its
Its not sentiment that rnskcjth most successful shois fihoot
i Wine r Factor Loared Shelts Its the re l J
suIts s jtrs uieu enure otSD1y C
ness Mid uniform shooting yincr vla 4
L fJ leaded with smokeless povds
are the st shells en the market Winchester
Repeater shells loaded with smokeless powdsr
are cheap in price but not in quality Ainchest3r
t New RiVal black powder shells are the favorite
black powder load on the market on account of
their shooting and reloading qualties Try either of
I these brands and youll be well pleased They arc
tin THE SHELLS THE CHAMPIONS SHOOTs
6Ln IjrI1
yn h ive ni cms wa sa d
the burbard dutrg the spnt
° Unit when y m tIe cms s > s a
bear calnih rejoirtd the bet n
halfot lle combine
Some ii en are nominated
And some are Tejecitd
Some men are born great
And some are elected
Sat pI queued huh Fhnnv
Bumpimic le wlmiV a fiuau I
cierI
cierAfi I
Afi cicr niv sect replied
the kmw njj parent hiJ niau whf
i capahi t i > Hncir r er men
menr
tit pih Ill n fru P jtrIniK r
Slet et e hiu 01 < irt
Ctillecir It s 1 i n
must I calls i lie l dJme due on
this bill
billMy
My deaf sir replied Ardnpp
if you never call again I will not
be offended
MUST BE QUICK
Pains in the atom icli and attacus
of the colic come on so suddenly
and are so extremely painful that
immediate relief must be obtained
There is no necessity of sending for I
a doctor in such cases if a bottle of
Chamberlains Colic Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy is at hand No
doctor can prescribe a better medi
cine For sale by Chas C Davis
CASTOR I A I
For Infanta and Children
The Kind You Have Always Bough
Boars the 71P 4
Bkcaature of
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It is reported that Port Arthur i
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FADED
l ttiI uii < er > aid MIJS E tt
leish i tour gun for d = nifc
a nt vaults Silf fc r c sn
i flC i us ipijn her
I Je So he dd but she lust 1 e
ca > e
caeFredShe
i FredShe did en What km
of a defense did Shapey put up
I JoeHe proved to the satisfs c
lion of th jury that he wart
bright enough to cast a reflection
IIbri
Miss WillitVg You are a wit
oils I btlieve
I Mr Loneegh Yes
M5 < s ViI irirFiut of tour
yon wily tnrrr even +
Mi Id lvfahI really camv
s v I lUiVnr yet made upn
miitl wi e her it would be wise f
i me to be su foolish
Ime
MISTAKEt
I Blitudf rs are sometimes very ex
pensive Occasionally life itself
I the pi ice of a mistake but you
never be wrong if vou take Dr
Kings New Life Pills for Dvsp p
I hia dizziness headache liver ti
bowel troubles They are gentl
Ibowd
I yet thcr ugh Only 25C For sal
by Mt Vernon Drug Co
iM > ri ndsaid the longhair
passengtr addressing the man ii
the seat across the aisle to wha f
hdi
end has your life work been di
rected
I cTo both ends was the cur
reply I conduct the only first
class hat and shoe emporium in but
villageHeI
HeI dont think Mjss Single
ton shows her age doyou
I SheOf course not = She scratch
ed it out of the family Bible yean
ago
I
CONWAY
frs I H Smn ad Mrs D
C Pullins are on the sick Itsl the
ekOur
Our stream dont look nature
th running water m ahem afte
ing div so long
11arga crowd attended Dr k
Lewis sale on Satufaa > of las
ek and every thing brought
r price
3Burton Beldon has improved I
I ic looks of his residence in waS of
ime new tiling fluesand some I
titer improvements
Charley Drew who is working
s Harvey CbenauU stuck a nail
i one hand while at work which
las given hidi considerable pain
Mr R E Moye of Scaffold Cane
i has enlarged bs store Muse which
I nibles him to handle a larger
stock of goods Bob is a fine fd4
low and knows how to treat people
and draw the trade
The bird hunters contuue to
I come and go They report game
carce we dont wonder at this
br the Roundstoue bottoms has
been almost a continual bombard
ment since Nov 15
Mr U S Berry came nesr get
tug his house burned one day last
week It caught from a defective
flue from a heating stove in one of I
the rooms It was discovered in
time to save the house
Mr J M Buhn andfarniby have
+ rrived from Texas and taken pos
session of the farm he rec nth
bought from Dr Lewis Tom Bun
Ion who occupied tine place this
year will move to Madison county
this week
J J Wood and Harvey Chenault
returned from Chicago last week
ftm SIYS he can tell anyone all
bout Conway but not much about
hicsgoonly people walk mighty
1St there and go a heap different
irectionsOapt
Oapt McClure has jus finished I
wing the new steel rails on his
cion here Capt McClure
notes just how to place a tie to
make a train ride easy The cf
ictals say he has one ol the best
pt up sections on this division
Harvey Chenault is preparing to
r < se a large tobacco here
nextl
ar We dont see why he can
ot male a ont
success This is a
i tobacco
country and we never
ew him to make a failure at any
+ g he ever undertook except
Harrying
narryingMiss
Miss Fannie McClure who is
s teaching the public school here
preparing to have a Christmas
re the last day of her school for
he benefit of her pupils Let every
ne take a hand in it so the little
nes may enjoy the last day of
heir school
tiA CERTAIN CURE FOR CROUP
When a child shows symptoms
f there is
croup no time to ex
eriment with new remedies no
natter how highly they may be
ont a pre
paration that can always be de
p ended upon It has been > in use
or many years and has never been
known to fail viz Chamberlains
urCough Remedy Give ita quick
Fut
utCompton of Market Texas says of
it I have used Chamberlains
Cough Remedy in severe cases of
roup with my children and can
truthfully say it always gives
prompt relief For saleiby Chas
C Davis
C C WILLIAMS
One of the ablest lawyeiw i
Eastern Kentucky He is alse
President of the Bank of Mt
J rnon an institution which
caking a splendid sliowih g
j
DR M PtNNINGTON
PhNNINGTONI
One of our most successful
practitioners I
A 0 DUNS
of Lincoln
In whom there is more good
genuine democracy than almost
any one we know of It matters
not what the circumstances or
conditions may be when duty
demands it he is always ready
to answer his partys call
R L RUBBLE I
Who will soon be known as
Senator Hubble of LincolnI
Took as he is familiarly called
by his many friends was b ovarite
and reared in an old fashioned
school of democracy Every
inch of himof which there is
an ample sfflcieucy is democrat
less The democracy f his dis
trict are to be congratulated in
selecting such a noble leader
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AN EMERGENCY MEDICINE
For sprains bruises burns scalds
and similar injuries there is noth
ing so good Chamberlains Pain
Balm It soothes the wound and
not only gives instant relief t tom
pain but causes the parts to heal in
abontone third the time required
by the usual treatment As it is an
antiseptic all danger from blood
poisoning is avoided Sold by
Chas C Davis
You cant name one of the lower
animals that I cannot immitate
boasted the amateur vantriloqmst
Perhaps not1 replied the weary
maid Neither can I name au
animal that would lower itself by
trying to imitate yoq
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IBY JET r
IAlioWB Tebt is causing Skitap
leigh a great deal of trouble now
Jennings Is that sc I wasjLt
Ware that he owed a dollar
AllowayHe doesnt and thats
ust the trouble nobody will give
5m credit I
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The Lady Now that I have given
I QU a dinner are you equal to the
tsk of sawing some wood
I The Hobe Equal is not the
i roper word madam Im superior
o it
Druggist Im afraid I made a
i mistake in filling that prescrip
don you gave DeSmyth last week
DoctorWhy do you think so i
DruggistI hear fie is getting
getterHello J
Hello Uncle John exclaimed l
he village nephew as he warmly I
grasping the old farmers hand
Im awfully glad to see you look
ug so well How is my good aunt
nd dear little cousins
Here boy interrupted the wise
ld ruralite as he pulled out leis
pocketbook how much do you
Qed this time
Woggins Blowitz the pugilist
ost 30 ooundsof flesh while train
ing for the last fight
Snoozem Get out What te
you trying to give me anyway I
Woggins Straight goods His
wife eloped with one of his trainees
Ni11rlm going over to Clara 1
this afternoon
bessIndeed I dont see how
you can bear to call on that dread
ful girl
girlNellOh
NellOh shes going to give a
swell party nest week and she
flaked me to come over and help
send the invitations
dOlils that so Well dont
forget to give her my best love
Look here exclaimed the irate
customer as he entered Ramseys
neeatshop that steak you sent
me this morning is no good its
fom the back of the neck II
Veil dt vas ill right aiad it
answered Ramsey All dot peef
vat I seils vas of der neck pack
Dere vas nottiugs but horns by de
fend of dot neck ajreaty Huh
The longer a tv oman s tonge the
shorter her wings
A presty woman without sense
is like a flower without perfume
Wbatpppr4defensieles5 creatures
women would be if they couldnt
odcry >
ostAn enraged man tears his hair
an enraged woman tears her hus
bands hair
tyMarr ing for wealth is agood
dvdeal like seeking honey in a hor
nets next
v
A woman is not only a r good
deal better than ber Ueighhor bit
she always kuowe itr
Men are seldom charitable on at
empty stomache i
Some timds its to aciata s credit
to forget what tie knits
Almost every melt I know iI
willing to admit thatl e wss once a
fool °
Se
But few teen haveenough confi
dence in themselves 1 a btlteve all
they say y
The broadness oil mans mind
is often exceeded byj the shallow
ness thereof
thereofwise i >
A wise man neverjmts off till to
morrow what he should have done
yesterda 4 vX
Joinyas
asBum ernickl e F whatis the Christ
niasttde1 t 1
repliedova
getne
nemarried on the 25tTr day of De
cember ii g I
Looks like t ain doesnt it
remarked the fat man as he drop
ped with a dullahud into a vacant
Peseat
seat in a down town car
Excuse mesir rejoined the
party behind Ute newspaper but
IaevertalkshppT
Later in the day the obese gen
tl man discovered that the party of
the newspaper p rt was Mr Bass t
ler guessore
int
joistfired
Voccupation
ftleignccupattonloud
loudDirectory citrvaser rV slwhat
do YOU do for liviigF
washinger ±
IIformYWlf
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Guest Sav4wafter this potato
earlsalad must be pit Jeast three weeks
old Isnt it
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Waifer + Deed Ab dunua bosgi
Aha oilti hta W week stth
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J A WOOD
the Orlando merchant
Bige as he is familiarly
called is one of the most sue
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cessful business men in the cotta
ty His annual sales are no
surpassed and probably not
ors equaled by any of his notI
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VICTOR C TATE
fath1
Deputy sheriff under his fat h ° I
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DR R II LEWIS I
Who enjoys a lucrative prac t
tice in Wild ie and surrounding i
territory j
territoryWADE I j I i
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WADE H BROWN
Having retired from the Gen I
eral Merchandise business will
turn his attention to stock of I t I
which he is a splendid jndgeI
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Traveling salesman for Cowan >
McClung Co
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t If mens faults were written on
their foreheads they would never
remove their hats
I Women may be partial to tight
wearing apparel but they draw the
Une at tight husbands
t
rd
A wornaus curiosity viiSl M >
twice as far as her pin money
Many a trre word is spoken
when two xvtimi ngage in gear
rel
relThe
The prettiest hood is chitdhoml
the mos expensive is womanhood
Babies are the interest coupons
attached to the bonds of matrinnv
nyFew women are expert pianists
but many women are exptrt chin
musician
Wise is the woman who thinks
large feet preferable to a small ui
derstanding
Even if a woman IS as young as
sure claims to be no other woman
will believe it
It is easier to love a poor girl
than a rich oue because there is
less competition <
competitionWhen
When o girl accepts the hand of
m aged suitor it is because there is
= otnething in it
tThe manly young woman aid
ie effeminate OUHI man are mote
to be pitied than censured
A girl may be both pretty and
ignorant but she is never ignorant
of the fact that shes pretty
The average man relieves in fu
ture punishment only for his neigh
bor
The man who is given to self
praise owes an apology to his ac
quaintances
quaintancesIt
It is mans inhumanity to man
hat enables the policeman to draw
tis salary
saafEeryold
Every old bachelor thinks it is
the easiest thing in the world to
manage a wife
MMen who ray money will do
anything may be suspected of do
ing anything for money
NO MORE SUFFERING
IIf you are troubled with indiges
tion Beta bottle of Kodol Dyspep
sia Cure and see how quickly it
will cure you Geo A Thompson
of Snenceri la says Hive had
lyspepsia fir twenty h ear My
case was almost hopeless Kodo
Oyspepsia Cure was recci mend i
and I used a few liottlesc r it and it
s the only thirig that liar relieved
ue Would not be without it Have
loctored with local physlciahs and
ilso at Chicago and even went to
Norway with hcpcs of getting souls
rtrlief but l odor Dyspepsia c n <
ii th only remedy that knits dom
r jVe any good andI I jcaiCiy re = mI
vend it Every person syrferintt
vith indigestion or dy epsiL1
jvith l rise it Sold b tirno1
Drug Co J I
TO CALIFORNIA
1TO
Via Scenic Colorado or True
Southern Route Daily Through
Pullman Standanl Sleeping Car
St Louis to San Francisco via < f
Missouri Pacific railroad rind Scet
Colorado > Elegant Tourist Sle l
ing Cars Service over y Tuesday
and Thursday from St Loui
Daily Through Pullman Stantnrfl
Sleeping Cars St Louts to Loc
Angeles Cat via Iron Mountain
Route tell True Southern Route
New lour St Sleeping Car Excur
sions via Iron Alouutaia Route and
El Ptso leave SL topis everj rue
day and Saturda The servke
and eqipmenl is strictly uptndat
Round trip and low rate one way
WIIlickets
tickets are or sate via Iron Mous
tain or Missouri Pacific Railway
from all principal points in th
E st > Fyr berths reervatioi s
and full information address R T
G MATfiRWS T P Aand Lc 1
isville Ky or Hr C TOWXSKKU
G P and TI At St Louis Mo
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I vaiifageatte horn for ny
wife to drue = s aM the prospective
purctiaser CrfV you recommend
this one i
Sure thing replied the owner
There is not a safer horse for a
lady ° td be found ttnyw here au l
there is but one thing hes afrail
of
IAud what is that queried tlC
other
He is awfully afraid1 answered
the conscientious ± owner tint
some one will say whoa and Ite
wont hear it
He talks a great deal about his
family tree
Yes answered Miss Lacimrsc
oca family tree is much like other
trees The smallest twigs do most
of the rustling
laxw
autine take Chanberlains Stomach
and Liver Tablets For save 1y
Chas C Davis
In the presence of a large eroFf
Sheriff Mitchell of BourbM
smashed a number of slotinachi s
found in the saloons at Yarns Tfs
smashing was done by order c f
pedal J udge Carroll
tit y

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