L 11 a i - A 2 ssssff Wc THE ADVOCATE SCISSORS AND PASTE - At tho Johns Jlopkitis Univcniy is a thermometer valued at 18000 The graduations on ho glass nro bO fine that ft ia nccesary to use a microscope to read them Reports from 3GS districts covering thrco llfihs of tho United Slates give 100926 votes in favor of woman nip rosoiitation in the MelhodUt General Conference and 117074 against it Mr Windoin like Gen Grant mid Secretary Manning was a great smo ker of cigars and his excessive use ol lohacco Is supposed to havo aggrava ted his heart trouble Ho was disin clined to take any physical exercise and disliked walking Even in going tho short distance- from tho Trcasurj Building to tho White House ho was accustomed to take a canlago A young lady at Wollosloy College Massachusetts received tho following valentine Dbau Valentixk Tticltnc 1 fcclfor you Dcargltll I would not ent aw ay It clieers mo In ciich lonely hour With Hopes Illumined my And though tho llnnic H brightly hums That naught oiUMith can smother Fate hns decreed we shall not wed For Im Yoiu Lo lMl Mother Tho moon revolves around tho earth and tho earth carrying the moon with it revolves around tho sun Just so in a t ripple star system wo behold ono Btar revolving around another and tho two together revolv ing around a third Tho resemblan J ccs goeBjsffcn ftirtjier fortjio Smallest star of tho iriieo revolves around the second in size and that in its turn around tho largest Pride dcah breddem am a sin which doan pay no maitah how ya look at it I knew an old niggah once dat was so proud dat ho nebbah looked at anything but tin sky one day he stepped on a banana skin an lauded on his back so hard an heavy dat his opine ivnz all shook out ob joint an now ho moves along wifa stick in each hand doubled up like a boy in dc green apple season an spends his time couutiu do cracks in dc sidewalk Tho President of Michigan Uni versity has given notice that during the next fifty years no moro now col leges will bo needed between Lake Erie and tho Jfocky Mountains In the Stato of Ohio alone thoro arc thir ty four public colleges yet that State ip but littlo better off in this respect than Illinois Iowa Wisconsin and several qtliera Many of Uiem arc un worthy lUd as would ho better promoted irSrtt Were fewer of them It is a singular fact that wo arc in debted to Pompeii for tho great in dustry of canned fruits Years ago when tho oxcavations were just be ginning a party of Cinoinnatians found in what had been tho pantry of tho house many jars of preserved figs Ono was opoucd and they were found to bo fresh and good Investigation showed that tho figs had been put into tlio jars in a heated state an aperture left for tho steam to escape and then scaled with wax The hint was taken and the next year fruit canning was introduced into tho United States the process being identical with that in vogue at Pompeii twenty centuries hgbTho ladies of America who can tomatoes and peaches do not realize that they are indebted for this art to thoso who were literally ashes a few years after Christ American Drug gist CyClT Tint Cnlninaf mtnilnn tinni k Jm iW JVVfclJ v4 onwiuofc oiiiijua unit j ui31 J juviijjj wuiiia lor misuiiuu who is ills confidant in sorrow or in joy and who does not feel tho necessity of ex plaining her private affairs to tho f Hearty Servlco A model wifo is tho woman in whom tho heart of her husband doth safely trust Sho U tho woman who looks after his household and makes her hospitality a delight to him and not a burden who has learned that a soft runawer will turn away wrath who neighborhood who respects the rights of husband and children and in return has due regard paid to her who knows that tho strongest argtimontUs her womanliness and so she cultjfljt who is symhetWnJtfngricf 73aWJv Ju hand to do who m7r them who is not made and keeps bittdLV trouble but who strengthens and sweetens under it who tries to conceal - V- wo Mhs 0 nusuanu rather than bUizeu them forth to an uninterested public tho woman whoso life book m lovo twrlttcn on every page who jfRtikcs a homo for a man a home in a jM 1 1- L 1 Iinu uuir in u iiuiin a uuiiio IIIUIIIO IS ire of a homo that is full of lovo pro- Wed over by ono whoso prico isabovo rubies Sho is tho model wife ifcura Homo 3fagazliie planned planted pruned and pro- with tho help of wifo and ireu a quarter acre of ground dovotcd to a fruit garden will do iioro to keep the boys on tho farm than all tho theories ever invented ia tho doctrine preatthed and practiced by M A Thayer Sparta Wisconsin r THE JU To tho traveler and tourists no spot in eastern United States is of more interest than Sullivan county X Y whose confines contain moro pictur esque beauty than any area of like dimensions cast of the Rocky Mount ains Its shaded vales and abrupt wooded hills lofty ridgos of tho latter often taking on all tho characteristics of true mountains arc the originals of many of tho fine paintings that grace the spacious parlors of the Xow York Philadelphia and Boston millionaires Picturesque scenery is however not the only claim Sullivan county has oiu the attention of people who re make sightseeing trips Within its limits nature has left cvi jUtSaiJvWm county tho title to which Hl8o gives him the possession of tho famous New York rocking stone tho greatest curiosity in New England At first it probably would not attract moro than passing notice but it is wjion a second and closer obcrvation is made that the wonderful and deli cate hand ef nature is seen both in its composition and tho remarkable posi tion which it occupies The total woight of the immense bowlder has been variously estimated at from forty to sixty tons and its bulk at from 500 to 700 cubic feet It is almost per fectly round much resembling a huge orange and so nicely balanced on a table of stone as to bo easily set in motion by a single man provided tho operator exerts his strength on the north or south side On either of the other sides the combined strength of forty elephants would not bo sufficient to causo tho least oscillation Although it can be rocked back and forth with perfect case all tho men that could get around it would not be equal to the task of dislodging it from tho pivot upon which it has rested sinco tho days of the stone ago man the cave bear and the glacial epoch The Mc Laury farm upon which it is situated is in an elevated valley 6omo 1500 feet above tho sea level Tho body of tho oscillating mass is composed of a species of soft sandstone which has become looso and badly decomposed by exposure all except tho portions underneath which arc still intact and solid St Louis Republic The Bad Lands of Dakota arc com posed of white clay which by tho ac tion of rains has been cut into hillocks Thoy arc not high seldom moro thnn forty or fifty feet bufit is up ono and l5i7othcr tho whole way Thoro arc no water cuiJrSS tho nearest ap proach being a gully -10 feet iluci a foot and a half of mud at tho bottom At every few yards ono must stop and with spado and shovel cut a pathdown tho sido of a hill in order to descend and then up tho sido of tho ono oppo site in order to get up again Tho mud is as sticky as tar and in going a few yards tho wheels of a wagon be come solid round cakes and all tho mules that you can hitch to it will not bo ablo to pull It a foot further Then tho spades arc brought and tho wheels cleared tho operation being repeated two or thrco times in a hundred yards Tho extcut of tho Bad Lauds in Dako ta is probably a hundred miles from north to south by fifteen to thirty miles wide THte MT STEBMlrftf ADyDGATE TUBSBAMARCUH 7f 1891- 39E VULCAN T 1845 C MaysvilleSt Mt Sterling Ky 0 ffry THE PLOW OF THE AGEJ ti aBtf ijr mm iLoi THE BEST PLOW MANUFACTURED O T - ttezitioxi 3Earmers I M Wc call your attention to the following good points of the VULCAN Chilled Plow FIRST The VULCAN is made of the original and genuine Chilled Metal SECOND The iron used in chilled parts is first quality Lake Superior Charcoal THIRD Wc give you a solid pointno scooping out or shaving oil to save iron FOURT Wc give you n solid mould boardno thick edges with scooped back FIFTH The VULCAN mould board is reinforced on the back by ribs and will stand double the straiu of any other chilled mould board FOR SALE BY Also Wholesalo Agent for I F Avcrv Ss Sons Steel Plows which are a specially and Stoddard now Climax and Tiger Harrows aUo tho colcbrated Spring Tooth Harrow Jg A Geological Wonder gUnfilyX rjf the yamp wliklvMT bcanUlcnces of some of her most astonishing President Angel sayip freaks Joseph MeLauryjowns a farm Educational YANT STRATTON Business College K5MS2S3r O U I S V I LBJE K Y Life Insurance 1890 INSURE IN THE OLD RELIABLE Mutual Benefit Life Insurance Co of Newark N J AMZI D0DD President Total Assets January i 1890 - - TrS 4523696329 Paid Policy Holders since organization - - 10753270167 SurPIus 584309603 Losses paid in Kentucky 300000000 Losses Paid in Montgomery County Judge Richard Rcid 5000 R C Gatcwood 5000 James Anderson 5000 W T Hanly 5000 J A Magowan 5000 After second year no restrictions as to residence or occupa tion No forfeiture in case of lapse incontestible -Cash loans made np to one half of the reserre on assignable policies THE BEST CONTRACT EVER OFFERED For any additional Informntion apply to K W SMITH Co State Agents 542 West Main St Louisville Ky T C Graves Agt Mt Sterling Ky - T Brown loalcd May 11 188S 15 hands and 2J inches high cxlra heavy manor anil tail Bred by Tlios Can- Lexington Ky SIRED by Pat Dolans great Washington of Fayetto county 1st dam by ouKuu iuiium uy wasnington JJenmark Washing tox the siro of Do lan DuxMAitic is one of the most noted both for siring extra fine saddle horses as well as himself taking premiums wherever shown Washington has taken several sweepstake premiums at all tho prominent fairs in Ken tucky Washington is by Cromwell his dam is bv the noted Ilalcoru Cornwall is by Washington Denmark his dam is by John Dillard noted for siring fino saddle horses as well as tho dams of some of tho fastest trot ters next dam by tho noted thoroughbred race horse Grey Eagle Trogan the siro of the dam of Doiav Dimaiuc was an oxfrn finn Mriiatvioi Wc byBrignolihoby Mambrino Chief 1st dam by Tom Crowder by Brown Pilot tho siro of Pilot Jr the sire of tho dams of Jay Eyo Seo 210 and iiiiiiiolsu8f n asiungton Denmark tho doublo great grandsiro of Do lan Dexmaiik is ono of tho most noted of all tho great Denmark family was by Gaines Denmark this horse not only sired fine saddle horses but sired pacers with records better than 225 ho by tho great Denmark raco horse Blind Billy Doian Dkjjmaiik is wonderful in thn nnrfonMnn nf ij gaifs anil LA8 a splondld running walk tho kind business men look for Ho will bo permitted to serve marcs during 1891 at my farm at Sidovicw Montgomery county Ky AT 1500 TO INSURE A LIVING COLT Marcs from a distanco kept at cents a day Care will bo taken to pre- VOIlf flfMflntlta ntwl ntnn irft 1 -Ill 1 l Mt 1 1 wo vovujjua uui vju mil iju rubpunsiuio snoiiui any occur Dolav Dexmaiik took tho bluo ribbon in his two-year-old form at Win chester and tho 2d premium at Lexington Ky where his brother took the 1st premium with ten or twelve other horses in tho ring DorAx Dkjiakk stands lower than any other horso with his breeding and email Iks in Dm county and ho is as high bred- as any saddlo Jiorso in Kentucky ahd I fear iiosucccssiui contradiction son A lein will bo rotained against all colts and will baonforccd for tho sea money which is duo when tho colt is foaled alivo orflffuko ifa nil- - 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