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rATE ATE RAYMOND RAY IOND sat sa t rather ra ther alone alonek alonethat
KATE K
A k that afternoon at the matinee It Itwas Itwas Itwas
was the old play of Lady of Lyons Lyonsand Lyonsand Lyonsand
and she had come in just because of ofAulci ofAuld ofAuld
Auld Lang Syne SyneIt SyneIt SYneIt
It was the first play she ever had hadseen lladseenback hadseenback
seen seenback back there 12 years ears ago when whenshe whenshe whenshe
she was a girl of 18 with a passion passionfor passionfor passionfor
for matinees matin es and a tendency to ideal idealize idealize idealize ¬
ize the heroes of drama dramaShe dramaShe dramaShe
She remembered the Claude of ofthat ofthat ofthat
that earlier day and the havoc he hemade hemade
1 mad made matinee afternoons at the old oldColumbia oldCQlu oldColumbia
Columbia ColumbiaYet CQlu ColumbiaYet bia biaYet
Yet here was a newer theater in inRandolph inRandolph inRandolph
Randolph street with a stock com company company cornpanyand ¬
pany panyand and the same old music that thatshe tha thatshe t tshe
she had always remembered shewondered She Shewondered Shewondered
wondered Ayhat what the Claude of to today today togaY ¬
day would be like Could she everrbgC4 ever everforget eyerforg
forget forg fo rbgC4 t thad what that earlier Claude Claudehad Claudehad
had been beenFor beenFor beenFor
For he had seen her sitting there therein therein thereJ
J in the box day after day following followingthe fol1owingI
I x the fortunes of the gay romancer romancerHe romancert romancerHe
t r He had made it easy for her to meetI meet meethim meethim
I t him He had courted eo rtcd her despite the therich therich
11 rich T ch fathers prohibition and after aftertwo afterI afterI
I two years ears of such sorrow as she had hadnever hadneer hadnever
never deemed possible possiblesuch such suffer suffering suffering suffering ¬
ing as comes to few women womenshe she had hadpermitted hadpermitted hadpermitted
I permitted him to cast her aside asideHe asideHe asidew
w He was in the heyday of his fame famethen famethen famethen
then and he did not need her She Sheneeded SheI Sheneeded
I needed him And in the years thatfollowed that thatfollowed thatfol1owed
followed when her fathers fortune fortunetumbled fortunei fortunetumbled
i tumbled like a house of cards and andshe andI5he andshe
she learned labor and selfsupport selfsupportand
and selfrespect by the way warshe warshethought wayshethought she shethought
thought of those mad glorious days dayswhen dayswhen dayswhen
when Arnold Montreville had won wonher wonher wonher
her herIt
It was curious she should have in indulged indulged indulged ¬
dulged herself this afternoon slip slipping slipping slipping
ping ing into the theater without pre previous previous previous ¬
vious purpose just for fo a draught of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the old intoxication < a i break in the themonotony themonotony
1 monotony of a life gong i ong grown prosaic pro prosaic ¬
1 + saic Yet here she was and the hush hushthat hushi hushthat
i that precedes the heros entrance was wasupon wasI wasupon
I upon the thelOuse thelOuseIt Chouse ChouseIt house houseIt
It was Arnold Montreville MontrevilleHis fontrevineI
I I His name was Thomas Barry and andunder andunder andunder
under that name he had ha4 hadmairied married ma rried her herYet herI herYet
I + Yet here he strutted in all the men mendacious menI
I i dacious magnificence of a new new creation cre creation crea ¬
ation ationHe a ationk tion tioni
< He was older She saw that after afterthe afterIi
k i
Ii j the first few fe moments of numb aston astonishment astonirhment ¬
1 ishment at what had had come come of her herwhim herIi herwhim
Ii whim He was olderrrand older + and only by byflashes byflashes byflashes
flashes the magnificent magnifi eI1t Lord of Como ComoWhen Comoo ComoWhen
When her heart had ceased bound bounding bounding
o
1 ing at this unexpected glimpse of ea o ohusband Dhusband
a husband long long b lost at t a life well w ll ben bena be behind ¬
a hind her she shrunk as far down in inthe inthe inb inthe
the parquet chair as she could and andwatched andI
w I watched the details of his passing passingHe passingt
i He was fat now and old Twelve Twelveyears Twelveyears
t fM
years had been like half a century to tohim tod tok
k d him im He struggled visibly to act thr thepart thrpart thrPart
part of a ajaunty jaunty bridegroom when ho hel holed h ht
t l led the splendid Pauline to her herhome herf herhome
f home He was plainly sick and un unequal unequal unl ¬
l equal to the demands of the part partAnd party
1 And her heart went out in pity to tohim tuhim toR
R him himShe She knew knew the theater and she shuIcnew sher shiis
r is kneW the world And she wondered wonderedwhich wondere1which wonderedwhich
which of those women before her herwould herwould
4 would minister to him himLady himI
I E Lady of Lyons was a tragedy to toKate toKate toKate
Kate Raymond that day And when whenthe whenthe whenthe
the curtain went down she crept out outher outher
1 her eyes abrim with tears for sorrow sorrowit sorrowi sorrowit
i it had brought her herAt herf
1 At the very door an usher touched touchedher touchedher
1 her arm armBeg armf armBeg
f Beg g pardon pardonbut but ACr C r Arnold Ar ld Mon Montreville Montreville ¬
t treville wishes to see you Will you youwait youS youwait
1 S f wait for him here hereHe hereHe
He indicated the alcove reserved for forwomen fort forwomen
t women and flitted away awayfor for ushers usherswere usherst usherswere
t were at liberty now nowIts nowi nowIts
i I Its you youKate youKateby Kate by Jove its you youhe youi youhe
i he exclaimed as he stumbled toward towardher towaIdft towardf
f t her Come out and walk with me meIm meIm meIm
ft
Im a brute and I dont deserve it ithut itI iti
i I but Im tired Be good to me meAh meifJ mei
I
i + Ah it was the same old challenge challengethe challengethe challengei
i the sane old way to her heart She Sheheld Sheheld Sheheld
ifJ held him at arms length for a mo moment momente moment ¬
ment Then she surrendered She Shetried Shetried Shetried
tried to ask himsharply him sharply who whoshared whoe whoshared whoshared
shared his home But she he could not notPROTECTED notI notPROTECTED
e I S PROTECTED FROM REPROOF REPROOFCbivnlrons REPROOFfl REPROOFChivalrous
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Chivalrous Act of a Male Medical MedicalStudent 1IedlcalI MedicalStudent
I 11 Student Toward Towa d a Feminine FeminlneClassmate FeminineClassmate FenllnlneI FenllnlneCI
Classmate ClassmateYears CI ClassmateYears te teYears
Years ago when wqen the medical profession pro profession profession ¬
I fession was not made easy for forvom forvomen worn women wornI ¬
I en as it is now one woman was wasstudying wasstudying wasstudying
studying the eye in Vienna says an anexchange anxchange anexchange
exchange The men who were her as associates associates associates ¬
sociates were very unfriendly both bothprofessors bothprofessors bothprofessors
professors and students They lost lostno lostno lostno
no opportunity of criticising her and andshe andshe andshe
she was conscious that any mistake mistakeshe mistakeshe mistakei
i she might make either in a profes professional professional professional ¬
sional or in a social way would would be belaid belaid belaid
laid up against her herOne herOne herOne
One morning events were all un unfavorable unfavorab1e unfavorable ¬
favorable and she was late in class classKnowing classKnowing classKnowing
Knowing how fatal such a lapse lapsewould lapsewould lapsewould
would be she tore along the streets streetsand streetsand streetsand
and arrived hot and panting just as asa asa
1
a delicate demonstration was about aboutto aboutto aboutto
to begin The students were stand standing standing standing ¬
ing in a semicircle about the profes professor professor professor ¬
sor and she slipped in among them themhoping themhophig themhoping
hoping not to to be noticed But a mis misstep mistep missteP ¬
step tep brought her plunging forward forwardand forwardJ
J and her watch leaped from her hcrbelt hcrbeltand belt beltand beltand
and fell with a clatter at the pro professors proLessors ¬
Lessors essors feet He glared gl red but now nowcame nowcame nowcame
came came an act of chivalry J
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The charm of the man she had lovedwas loved lovedwas 1ovelwas
was about her And she was steady steadying steadying steadying ¬
ing his steps before they the had walked walkeda
a block blockCome blockCome blockCome
Come into Michigan avenue he hesaid hesaid hesaid
said Its the nearest quiet we can cang cang canget
g get t afoot By Jove Im glad to find findyou findyou findyou
you youYou
You havent troubled yourself to tohunt tohunt tohunt
hunt much she said but was sorry sorrybefore sorrybefore sorrybefore
before the words were uttered utteredHe utteredHe utteredHe
He didnt defend nor even reply replyWhen replyVhen replyWhen
When he spoke again it was to re repeat repeat repeat
peat peatIm
Im sick Im glad I found you youIn youIn youIn
In front of the Art institute he hestaggered hestaggered hestaggered
staggered and she half carried his hisawful hisawful hisawful
awful weight tp t the stone steps so sohe sohe o ohe
he could sit down He was half un unconscious unconscious unconscious ¬
conscious but he roused as the cab cabman cabman cabman ¬
man came to help him himTake himTale himTake
Take me to the Lexington ho hosaid hosaid hosaid
said saidIt saidIt saidIt
It would consume a half year of ofher ofher ofher
her savings She knew that But Butshe Butshc Butshe
she could not leave him himAnd himAnd himAnd
And he roused again at the hotel hotelHe hotelHe hotelHe
He sent for the manager manager and intro introduced introduced introduced ¬
duced his wife wifeI
I treated her shabbily he said saidbut saidbut saidbut
but she will forgive me My Iy wife wifeMr wifeMr wifeMr
Mr MrHe
He got no farther with the an announcement announc announcement ¬
nouncement nounc mel1t though the treasurer treasurer of ofthe oftlie ofthe
the theater approached him himAnd himAnd himAnd
And Kate Raymond keeping to her hermaiden hermaiden hermaiden
maiden name yet confessed the obli obligations 0 obligations bU bUgations ¬
gations of a wife and took possession possessionof
of him himHe himHe himHe
He was vas sick and andtired tired He was wasgone wasgone wasgone
gone The actors all know what whatthat whatthat whatthat
that means means He had lived too fast fastyielding fastyielding fastyielding
yielding too readily to the seductions seductionsof
of flattery and ease And when the thedoctors thedoctors thedoctors
doctors came out and Kate met them
AT THE VERY DOOR AN USHER USHERTOUCHED USHERTOUCHED USHERTOUCHED
TOUCHED HER ARM ARMwith ARMwith ARMwith
with that imperial demand a wife wifemay wifemay wifemay
may make mal e they t ey told her herI herHe
I I He will die dieShe dieI dieShe dieShe
I She knew it would take all the themoney the themoney themoney
money she had scraped together in inthese inthese inthese
these years of teaching in these theseyears theseyears theseyears
years of writing in these theseheroic heroic years yearsof yearsof
of fight with fate But she met it itwithout Itwithoutamurm1r itwithout
without withoutamurm1r umurmur She would at attend attend attend ¬
tend liimo himr 11infiothe o the eiid rid and she would wouldbury wouldbury wouldbury
bury him as the husband of an a honest honestwoman honestwoman honestwoman
woman should be buried buriedAnd buriedAnd buriedAnd
And there was a wonderful welling wellingup wellingup wellingup
up of all the old love a as she bent hentabove bentabove bentabove
above his pillow pil1owthe the old thrill thrill as as s she shetouched shetouched shetouched
touched him the old wave of emotion emotionat
at his remembered caresses caressesAnd caressesAnd caressesAnd
And two hours later he roused and andcalled andcalIed andcalled
called for the manager He was quite quitecalm quitecalm quitecalm
calm now nowand and very white whiteYou whiteYou whiteYou
You have my papers he said saidMy saidIy saidMy
My Iy will and all the rest This is my mywife mywife
wife She gets everything everythingThey everythingThey everythingThey
They were serious seri Us He gasped laid laidback laidback laidback
back and whispered She gets everything ev everything everything ¬
erything Then he wandered and andseemed andseemed andseemed
seemed courting again the Lady LadyPalline LadyPalline LadyPalline
Palline for he told anew of the theglories theglories theglories
glories of Como And in the splen splendor splendor splendor ¬
dor of it he was still stillThey stillrhey stillThey
They buried him as she had hadplanned hadpt1nned hadplanned
planned They took to k all their th ir orders ordersfrom ordersfrom ordersfrom
from her But when she went to pay paythe paythe paythe
the manager manager b bHe protested protestedHe prot sted stedHe
He left money I will turn it itover itover itover
I
over to you youHe youHe youHe
He left money mone she exclaimed It Ithad Ithad Ithad
had never occurred to her herCertainly herCertainlythousands herCertainlythousands
Certainly Certainlythousands CertainlythousandsAnd thousands thousandsAnd
And he had There were the shares sharesof sharcsof sharesof
of stock in good companies There Therewere Thcrewere Therewere
were were the deeds to houses There were werethe wcrethe werethe
the treasures in safety vaults and the thecash thecash thecash
cash in the managers hands handsProdigal handsProdigal handsProdigal
Prodigal profligate bad badif if you youwill youwillhe youwillhe
will willhe he had saved saveda a fortune fortuneAnd fortuneAnd fortuneAnd
And little Kate Raymond dropping droppingat
at last her maiden name came from fromthe fromthe fromthe
the cemetery a rich woman womanAnd womanAnd womanAnd
And her heart was breaking for forthe forthe forthe
the man who had won her fancy fanc 12 12years 1 1years 12years
loveanew love loveanew ioveanew
years ago had won wgn her womans
anew And she bowed her head in an anguish anguish anguish ¬
guish that she had lost him himAnother himAnother himAnother
Another man who had always alwaysshown alwaysshown alwaysshown
shown the greatest enmity to women wom women women ¬
en students stepped forward coolly coollypicked cooI1 cooI1picked coollypicked
picked up the watch as if it were his hisown hisown hisown
own put it in his packet and thus thusdrew thusdrew thusdrew
drew upon himself the fire fir of disap disapproval disapproval disapproval ¬
proval After the lecture was over overhe overhe overhe
he restored it to its owner with a agentle ngentle ttigentle
gentle courtesy quite removed from fromhis fromhis fromhis
his professional rudeness rudenessToo rudenessToo rudenessToo
Too Previous PreviousMay PreviousMay PreviousMay
May I the young man began beganwith beganwith beganwith
with a quaver quaver in his voice may I Ipresume Ipresume Ipresume
presume so far upon our short ac acquaintance acquaintance acquaintance ¬
quaintance as to ask you youPlease youPlease youPlease
Please say no more faltered the themaiden themaiden themaiden
maiden I regret deeply to give you youpain youpain youpain
pain but if i I have inadvertently en encouraged encouraged encouraged ¬
couraged you to entertain hopes that thatcaiTnever thatea thatcai1
cai1 caiTnever ea never ever be realized I cannot for forgive forgive forgive ¬
give myself Believe me I am sin sincerely sincerely sincerely ¬
cerely cerelyPardon cerelyPardon cerelyPardon
Pardon me interrupted the theyouth theyouth theyouth
youth who had gasped once or twice twiceand twiceand twiceand
and drawn his hand across his brow browwhile browwhile
while she he was speaking but I was wasonly wasonly wasonly
only going to ask you ou for the loan loanof loanof loanof
of twopence for my omnibus fare I Iwas Iwas Iwas
was stupid enough to come away awayfrom awayfrom awayfrom
from home this evening without ib outI11Y outI11Ypurse my mypurse mypurse
purse Ah thank you I will Will viII return returnit
it without faiL Good m Dight ht Ton Tondon on ondon ondon
don TitBitii r rf
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A FIERCE OLD LD MINISTER MINISTEROne
One Who Tfho Made No Compromise WIth vrithtiie withthe WIththe
the Evil One or Any of ofHis ofBl ofHis
His Bl Work WorlisA WorkA WorksA
A wellknown meenister in the IheHebrides theHebrides theHebrides
Hebrides lately died who was one of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the old school of plainspeaking un uncompromising uncompromising uncompromising ¬
compromising Free church ministers ministersof
of whom very few specimens sp cimens are left leftto leftto leftto
to us To our latitudinarian ideas such suchteaching suchteaching suchteaching
teaching as hi his comes with ith a shock shockasi shoclas shockas
as almost incredible But it is at least leastworth leastworth leastworth
worth recording as a relic of the nine nineteenth nineteenth nineteenth ¬
teenth century centur and we were given givensome givensome givensome
some notes taken by one of his hear hearers he hearers r rers ¬
ers which we have not in any an de degree degree degree ¬
gree altered or touched up says Mod Modern Modern Modem ¬
ern em n Science ScienceThe ScienceThe ScienceThe
The MacLeod has numerous huge hugesheep hugesheep hugesheep
sheep farms in Skye which are leased leasedout leasedout leasedout
out to taclosmen who are often folkof folk folkof folkof
of gentle birth and of fortune At one oneof oneof oneof
of these homesteads a harvest dance dancewas dancewaS dancewas
was given where bagpipes skirled sad sadmusic sadmusic sadmusic
music for the he reel steps s epS of lads and andlassies andlassies andlassies
lassies and weird Gaelic songs were weresung weresungdirges weresungdirges
sung sungdirges dirges for the most part for foryour foryour foryour
your true Highlander always takes his hisgaiety hisgaiety hisgaiety
gaiety with a savor of sadness Every Everyone Ever Everone Everyone ¬
one was happy happ and the hostess lHste s and andher andher andher
her pretty daughters danced reels and andjoined andjoined andjoined
joined in choruses with the best bestThe bestThe bestThe
The minister sat glowering in his hisstudy hisst lli llist
study st udy where faint echoes of the festve fes fest fest
t t tve ve hourS were heard hearlllOW now and again againcmingupon againcrming againcming
cmingupon crming upon the bitter bitterbreeze breeze Woes Woesrae Woesme Woesme
me for the sin of it he groaned groantdBut groan groanedBut d dBut
But they will be b dancing upon their their7nees eir eirJ
7nees J nees in brimstone yet yetThe yetThe yetThe
The eloquence of the man Gaelic Gaeliceloquence Gaeliceloquenc Gaeliceloquence
eloquence as it waS appealed to his hiscongregation hiscongregation hiscongregation
congregation strongly One Sabbath Sabbathhis Sabbathhts Sabbathhis
his discourse was on the subject of the thepassage thepassage thepassage
passage of the Israelites across the theRed theRed theRed
Red sea He described in thrilling thrillingtones thriBingtones thrillingtones
tones the advance of the army the thesandy thesandy thesandy
sandy road between the waters the thefall thefaIl thefall
fall o of the towering waves Then came camethese camethese camethese
these wellremembered words Pha Pharaoh Pharaoh Pharaoh ¬
raoh he bobbed up like a cork from froma
a bottle He perceived the grand form formof formof formof
of Moses standing by with uplifted upliftedrod upliftedrod upliftedrod
rod He prayed him eagerly and andhard andhard andhard
hard He promised him fine things thingsonce thingson thingsonce
once on e again In return for his safety safetynow safetynow safetynow
now the Israelites should be liberated liberatedforever liberatedforever
I
forever But Moses was on onthe onthe onthe
the shore Pharaoh was in the sea seaSaid seaSaid seaSaid
Said Moses to the thedrowningking drowning king ld 1g Ive Iveseen Iveseen Iveseen
seen you before Pharaoh PharaohLike PharaohLike PharaohLike
Like all his school his best sayings sayingswere sayingSwere sayingswere
were about the future life on the dark darkside darkside darkside
side of the picture Speaking once of ofsome ofsome ofsome
some deluded lost ones he said They Theyare Theyare Theyare
are bound for the evil place they are aregoing aregoing aregoing
going down down among the black blackModerates blackModerates blackModerates
Moderates the Red Indians Hotten Hottentots Hottentots Hottentots ¬
tots and Episcopalians Epis opalians Could any anysphere anysphere anysphere
sphere be peopled with more more terrificinhabitants terrific terrificinhabitants terrific terrificinhabitants
inhabitants inhabitantsi inhabitantsWe inhabitantsWe
i We are writing sober truthno truth no mere merepicturesquely merepicturesquelj merepicturesquely
picturesquely colored anecdote Here Hereis Hereis Hereis
is one more flower culled from the gar garden garden garden ¬
den of the ministers rhetoric He was wastreating wastreating wastreating
treating of the prophet Jonah and his hisvo3age hisoage hisvoyage
voyage with the whale whaleIt whaleIt whaleIt
It was a severe trial that sort of ofship ofship ofship
ship for Jonah who ho Was s never nevera 1evera a sea seafaring sea seafaring a afaring ¬
faring man He sat there and andiesaw andiesawthe hesaw hesawthe lie Saw Sawthe
the wee fishes swimming in and out of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the whales big throat Ah littlefishes little littlefishes Httlefishes
fishes little fishes said he I would wouldthat wouldthat wouldthat
that I were mall an and wee as you ou are areBut areTIut areBut
But little fishes little fishes ye 3 e lave tiavenever haeneer lavenever
never defied your our Maker or orperh perhapsye perhaps perhapsye ps psye
ye also might be caged as I am It Itwas Itvas Itwas
was vas a penitent thought Just then the therolling therol1ing therolling
rolling and the moaning of the ocean oceanmade oceanmade ocean oceanmade
made even the great whale uneasy uneasyand llItehs llItehsand uneasy uneasyand
and he vomited Jonah on dry land Be Bepenatent Bepenitent Bepenitent
penitent friends be penitent penit nt and even evenye evenye evenye
ye may be delivered de1iv ed from the cages of ofyour ofour ofyour
your our evil cases as was the prophet prophetJomah prophetJ prophetJonah
Jonah JomahEFFECT J JonahEFFECT oooh ooohEFFECT
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EFFECT OF HEAT ON RIVER RIVERMississippi RIVER1lls RIVERMississippi
1lls Mississippi Mississippi IHRlppl Boats Spring aLeak nn a a aResult nResult aResult
Result of Clarification Clnrl caUon of ofthe
t tthe It Itthe
the Water WaterThe WaterThe VaterThe
The recent Very very hot weather has hasbeen hasbeen hasbeen
been > t ery troublesome to river men menin menin menin
in some respects said an old steam steamboat stcamboa steamboat ¬
boat boa t man according to a New N ew Or Orleans Orlealls Orleans ¬
leans paper and the men who are areinterested areintereste4 areinterested
interested in big barges and craft of ofthat ofthat ofthat
that sort have had a world of trouble troubleon
on account of the heat Hot weather weatherof
of a severe type always alwa s causes much muchtrouble muchtrouble muchtrouble
trouble but the present year has haseclipsed haseclipsed haseclipsed
eclipsed all others in this respect respectHeat respectHeat respectHeat
Heat has a curious effect on the Mis Mississippi Mississippi Mississippi ¬
sissippi on account of the vast vastamount vastamount Vastamount
amount of sediment in the water waterHeat waterHeat waterHeat
Heat tends to clarify the water and andcauses andcauses andcauses
causes the heavier particles to gravi gravitate gravitate gravitate ¬
tate more rapidly toward the bottomof bottom bottomof bottomof
of the river In other words it causes causesa
a more rapid settlement of the mud muddying muddying muddying ¬
dying particles in the water and this thishas thishas thishas
has considerable effect on the barges bargesin
in a way which is understood only onl T by byriver b briver byriver
river men There are many barges bargeson
on the river which are built so that thatthe thatthe thatthe
the sediment of the Mississippi Aer be becomes becomes becomes ¬
comes of advantage to them In fact factit factit factit
it is in a a measure necessary necessar If this thissediment thissediment thissediment
sediment were suddenly withdrawn it itwould itwould itwould
would probably force many of the thebarges thebarges thebarges
barges out of the trade in a short shortwhile shortwhile shortwhile
while until they could be remodeled remodeledso
so as to stand the new conditions conditionsThey conditionsThey conditionsThey
They are not clear water barges Thesediment The Thesediment Thesediment
sediment in the Mississippi Ii sissippi closes closesmany closesmany closesmany
many of the leaks in these barges bargesand bargesand bargesand
and when the sediment is withdrawn withdrawnthe withdrawnthe withdrawnthe
the leaks are opened and the water waterbegins waterbegins waterbegins
begins to pour in Heat forces the thesediment thcsediment thesediment
sediment farther from the surface of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the river withdrawing the deposit in ina ina ina
a way and hence the barges lose an anadvantage anadvantage anadvantage
advantage This fact has been more morenoticeable morenoti morenoticeable
noticeable noti eable during the recent hot spell spellthan spellthan spellthan
than ever before beforeHow beforeHow
How 110 He Felt FeltA FeltA FeltA
A certain chief justice of the su supreme supreme supreme ¬
preme court in one of the western westernstates westernstates westernstates
states was noted for his disinclination disinclinationto
to admit that he was ill as well as for forhis forhis
I his roundabout method of expression expressionOne expressilJnOue expressionOne
One day he was approached by the thestate thestate thestate
state librarian who courteously asked askedafter askedafter askedafter
after his health healthWilliam healthYiIliam healthWilliam
William said the judge cautious cautiously cautiously cautiously ¬
ly I am not n o of well ellbutI but I am better bett better tthan tthanI than thanI thanI
I was when yh n I was worse than I now nowam nowamYouths cQwamYouths
am amYouths Youths Companion Companionc
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FOUND BY CABLE CABlE SOUNDINGS SOUNDINGSA
A Submarine Mountain Range Die Discovered Dbcovered Diecovered ¬
covered About Abo1 t 100 Miles from fromtlie tromthe fromthe
the Australian Coast CoastThe ConstThe CoastThe
The Australian government has hasbeen hasbeen hasbeen
been making surveys for a cable cablealong cablealong cablealong
along the east and north coasts coa ts of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the continent from Brisbane Queens Queensland Queensland Queensland ¬
land to Anson bay not far from the thenorthern thenorthern thenorthern
northern gold mines While the cable cablesteamer cablesteamer cablesteamer
steamer Britannia was marking out outthe outthe outthe
the route a short time ago taking takingsoundings takingsoundings takingsoundings
soundings every few miles the top of ofa ofa ofa
a submarine range of mountains was wasstruck wasstruck wasstruck
struck The highest of these eleva elevations elevations elevations ¬
tions was only 257 fathoms below the thesurface thesurface thesurface
surface of the sea while not far faraway fara faraway
away a way depths of 2800 fathoms fu thoms were wereobtained wereobtained wereobtained
obtained says the New ew York Sun SunIt SunIt SunIt
It is not at all desirable to lay lava lavacable a acable acable
cable line over the tops of submarine submarineelevations submaine submaineclevations submarineelevations
elevations The weight of ItIle the cable cableis cableis cableis
is great and the line is likely to be beinjured beinjured beinjured
injured in a short time where it is issuspended issuspended issuspended
suspended like a clothesline on a apole nopole apole
pole Every Ever r effort is made therefore thereforeto
to avoid stringing a cable over such sucheminences sucheminences sucheminences
eminences The newfound moun mountains mountail1s mountains
tains tail1s under the sea about 100 miles milesfrom milesfrom milesfrom
from the Australian coast will not notprove notprove notprove
prove to be a serious obstacle for forthey forthe forthey
they the have been circumvented by a aslight asligllt aslight
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route surveyed surve ec1 about two years ago agoby agoby 1 1by
by the Nero of our naval service for fora iora fora
a part of our cable route across the thePacific thePacific thePacific
Pacific to Manila deviates from a astraight astraight astraight
straight line twice between Guam Guamand Guamand Guamand
and Midway island in order to avoid avoidfirst avoidfirst avoidfirst
first a submarine mountain which whichrises whichrises whichrises
rises from a depth of 2200 fathoms fathomsto fa thorns thornsto
to within 82 fathoms of the surface surfaceand surfaceand surfaceand
and secondly to avoid a deep abyss abyssabout abyssabout abyssabout
about 500 miles east of Guam which whichsinks whichsinks whichsinks
sinks abruptly to a depth of 4900 4000fathoms 4900fathoms 4900fathoms
fathoms The surveys surTe s of the Pacific Pacificsea Pacificsea Pacificsea
sea bottom have progressed so far as asto asto asto
to show that sharp changes of level leveloccur leveloccur leveloccur
occur there as well as in the Atlan Atlantic Atlantic Atlantic ¬
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sea s sea a floor is necessary to determine determinethe dterminethe determinethe
the best resting places for cable lines linesThere linesThere linesThere
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been solved The rupture of thesecables these thesecables tJIesecables
cables is still too frequent for the thecompanies theeompanics thecompanies
companies that are compelled to tohunt tohunt tohunt
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make the repairs The work involves involvesa
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but the breaks bre ls also occur at places placeswhere pl pureeswhere cps cpswhere
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linestwere lines < were < vere safe from impairment for fora fora fora
a very long time Thus after the pre preparatory preparatory preparatory ¬
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been as complete as possible and andsoundings am amsoundings andsoundings
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breaks At last a narrow and very verydeep verydeep ery erydeep
deep trough was discovered on the thesea thesea thesea
sea bottom about 4000 feet below belowthe belowthe belowthe
the surface The cable crossing this thistrough thistrough thistrough
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through its agency The most curious cu curious curious ¬
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