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Me an Bert an MinnieBelle MinnieBelleKnows MInnIeBelIeKn MinnieBelleKnows
Knows Kn ws a joke an we wont wOIft tell tellNo teUNo tellNo
No we dont dontcauso cause we dont know knowWhy k1 k1Why kiWhy
Why we got to laugttin so soBut soBut soBut
But we got to laugliin so soWe soWe sote
We te ist kep alaughlrf alaughlrfWind aIaughhtWInd alaughuifWind
Wind wuz blowIn It i one trees treesAn tree9An treesAn
An wuz only onlyist 1st us three threePlay threePlain threePlayin
Play Plain in there an ever one oneKetched oneKetched oneKetchod
Ketched each other like we doua douaSquintln donaSquinUn doueSquintin
Squintln up there at the sun sunLike sunLike sunLike
Like we wuz alauyhln alauyhlnNothin aIaughlnNothIn alaughlnNothin
Nothin funny anyway anywayBut an anywayC Way WayBut
C But I laughed and so did they theyAn theyAn theyAn
An we all three laughed an nen nenSquint nonSquint nenSquint
Squint our eyes an laugh again againNer againNer againNer
Ner we didnt 1st pten ptenWe ptenWe ptenWe
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U We 1st laugh an n laugh tel Bert BertSay B BertSay rt rtSay
Say he cant quit an it hurt hurtNeh hurtNell hurtNeli
Nell I howl an MinnieBelle MinnieBelleShe MinnIeBlIeShe MinnieB1IeShe
She tear up the grass a spell spellAn spellAn spellAn
An 1st stop her yeers an yell yellLike yellLiJte yellLike
Like shed die alaughin alaughinNever aIaughluNever alaughinS
S Never sich sleh foslyoungens fQ youngens yit yitNothin yltNothin yitNothin
Nothin funny funnynot not a bit bitBut bltBut bitBut
But we laugh so tel we whoop
Purtnigh like we have the croup
All so hoarse wed wheeze ah an whoop
An 1st choke alaughin alaughinJames aIaughinJames alaughinTames
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THERE THERE iVHERE was a pretty flutter in so society
1 1 ciety when a halfpenny morn morning morning morning ¬
ing paper announced the engagement engagementof
of Miss Polly Poll y Blandish to to the very veryyoung yeryyot ery
young 3 yot oung ng duke dul of Ilushnrinster The Theannouncement Theannouncement Theannouncement
announcement was contradicted next nextday nextdny nextday
day by br another halfpenny hn lfpenny morning morningpaper morninglmper morningpaper
paper and confirmed the day after afterThen afterrrhen afterThen
Then the papers since nothing at atthe atthe atthe
the moment was thrilling the public publicbecame publicbecame publicbecame
became full of gossip and rumor in interviews interviews interviews ¬
terviews and portraits and in due duecourse duecOU1se duecourse
course it wag p discovered that pretty prettyPolly1 prettyponi prettyPo114
Polly1 Po114 though only a variety theater theatergirl theatergirl
1 girl had strong artistic instincts and andlonged andlonged andlonged
longed to play pIa Ophelia and Desdemo Desdemona
na and that her family was ancient ancientand ancientand ancientand
and honorable honorableNow honorableNow honorableNow
Now the simple fact was that Pol Polly Polly Polly ¬
ly after serving several years in the theranks theranlts theranks
ranks of the chorus at the Variety Varietytheater Varietytheater Varietytheater
theater coaxed a composer into wri writing writing writiug ¬
ting a dance for her and made a big bighit bighitnot bighitnot
hit hitnot not indeed that she danced dancedwell dancedweU dancedt
well but because the music was de delightful delightful deJightiul ¬
t
lightful and andPoUy Polly was beautiful and andimpudent andiniptjdent andunpudent
impudent Soon everyone cver one was v as whist whistling whistUngior whisthug
ling Ungior br or humming the tune of The TheMoonbeam TheMoonboam TheMoanboam
Moonbeam Dance with which she shewas shewas shewis
was was identified identifiedThe ideiltifiedThe de tified tifiedThe
The duke of Rushminster wb 1 > fead feadjust n njust nd ndI
I just come of age v wi wi 1 tk charming charmingfoolish charmingfooHsh charmingfoolish
foolish fellow + K8 an incQme of
250000 after ijft zlftf deduction of all the ap appalling appalling appalling ¬
palling charges under the family set settlements settlements settiements ¬
tlements tlementsOf
Of course there was a terrible rum rumpus rumus rumpus ¬
pus us in the ducal family The mother motherof motherof motheiof
of of Charlie CbarlieCharlie Charlie was was the duke duketbe dukethe dukethe
the haughtiest woman in the aris aristocracy aristocracy ailsr ¬
r tocracy fainted when she beard the thenews thenews thenews
news and like another Volumnia V ac actually actuany actually ¬
tually went wEmt pn n her knees to the lad ladbegging ladbegging ladbegging
begging him vainly to break off the thematch thematch thematch
match He was firm firmA firmA firmA
A detective det etiye was employed employ d to study studyPollys studyPol1ys studsPollys
Pollys history and he made an un unfavorable unfnyorable unfavorable ¬
favorable report which he called a adossier aCfclossier s
Cfclossier 4cc1o5ierfull dossier full of ugly facts but Polly Pollyexplained Pollyexplained Po1l r
I explained explainedeverythingto everything everythingto to the satisfac satisfaction satisfaction satisfaction ¬
tion of the yoiuig duke dukeSuddenly dukeSuddenly dukeSuddenly
Suddenly came an announcement announcementthat announcementthat nniiouncemenlthat
that the engagement was at an end endand endand endand
and that the young duke had received receiveda I It
t a quasidiplomatic appointmentin in thc tbecolonies th thcolonies thccolonies
colonies which required him to leave leaveEngland leaveEngland leav leavEngland
England at once The world guessed guessedcorrectly guessedcorrectly guesse L Lcorrectly
correctly that a very august person personage person1i personage ¬
1i age bad intervened intervenedThe jnteryenedllIe intervenedThe
The negotiations for a settlement settlementtook settlementtook b btook
took place after the dukes departure departurea
I a piece of illluck for Polly At Atl her herinterview llerinterview heiinterview
interview with the family solicitor solicitorshe solicitorshe solicitorshe
she opened her pretty mouth very verywide veryji ver verwide
ji wide showing little teeth that glist glistened glistcned glintcued ¬
cued and asked for o 100000 1000000 a de demand demand ¬
+ mand which staggered the old gen gentleman gent ¬
L t tleman tlemanHowever tlemani tiernanHowever
i However the man of law rose to totbe tothe t tthe
the occasion showed Polly the dos dossier dossier dossiert
sier siert and suggested that the thedefense thedefensewouId defense defensewould defenswould
would be that the match was broken brokenoff brokenoff brokerT
T off because the duke had discovered discoveredthat discoveredtbat discov rec I Ithat
that the young lady had suppressed suppressedcertain suppressedcrtain suppresse suppressecertain
certain facts concerning her history historyvhich historywhich liistor r rwhich
which had rendered her from every everypoint eeryI cver r rpoint
I point of view unsuitable if not unde undesirable undesirabIe undesirable ¬
sirable as a duchess duchessPolly duchessI duchessPolly
I I Polly threw up her ringburdened ringburdenedhands ringburdenedf I Ihandsand
f 1 hands handsand and the sponge spongeand and agreed agreedto agree agreeto
i to take take50OOOand take5OOOO 550000 and she smiled rather ratherwryly ratherwrjly LS LSwryly
wryly when the old gentleman re remarked remarked remarked
marked that he never neyer allowed his hisclients lliscHents hi S Sclients
clients to pay more mor A little while whilelater whilelatel whthlater
later Miss Polly left the t1 e variety varietytheater varietytheater variet varietI
I theater and appeared as Juliet but butall butall bu t tI
I all efforts were insufficient insufficientto to cause causeher causeher cau i
I her to be successful and when Polly Pollyread Pollyread Poll r rread
read in one q of the brutal afternoon afternoonpapers afternoonpnpers afternootpapers
papers the ambiguous malevolent as assertion assertion assertion ¬
sertion that she was probably as well wellfitted wellfated 1 1i
i fitted tted to play the part of Juliet on onthe 011the o I Ithe
the stage as that of a duchess in inreal inrCt ii 1 1c
c real rCt life she abandoned the thegame game and anddropped am nd nddropped I Idropped
dropped out of sight sightThe sighta
a The young < duke returned to town townvery townt towiery
t very ery proud of the successful successfulaccom successfulaccomI accom accomplishment accomp1ishment
I f plishment > lishment of his mission and really reallyunaware rcall r rinntware
i unaware of the fact that the tbewhole tbewholeaff whole wholeaffair wholiaffair
affair aff ir had been carried out behind his hisback hisJ hi S Sback
J back by telegram His family wel welcomed welj welcorned ¬
j comed him warmly since it believed believedthat believedthat I IL
I L that his foolish fo lish passion E ssion was cured and andfelt andfelt ant I
felt the more confident in this belief beliefbecause beliefI f fbecause
I because of the credible discreditable discreditablerumors discroclitablcI
I 1 4 rumors as to his hi conduct and miscon misconduct misconduct miscondut ¬
duct duct in in foreign climes chinesOne cliJncsOn climesj
j 4 One On eveting eveung when the duke wag wa sit
tt titfnt at his club trying trJ tg tomake tofuaJteJlp Mp his hismJnd hismInd hISnind
mInd on the everdisputable question questionwhether questionwhether questiOnwhether
whether hors doeuvres really excite exciteappetite excite exciteappetite exciteappetite
appetite or stay hunger n a letter was wasbrought wasbrought wasbrought
brought to him and at the sight of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the writing he jumped then gasped gaspedGreat gaspecIGrcat gaspedGreat
Great Scott he exclaimed Pol Pollys Pollys Polys ¬
lys l ys taken to drink And indeed indeedthe indee indeethe indeedthe
the handwriting was very ery shaky He Heopened Heopened Heopened
opened the letter and read readsee readDear readDear
Dear CharlieWont you come and andsee
see me Dont be afraid Im dying dyingat dyingat dyingat
at least the doctor says so and my myillness myillness myillness
illness has made me hideous and I Iwould 1would Iwould
would like to see you once again I Ishall I8hall IBhall
shall be at home at four oclock to tomorrow tonorrow tomorrow ¬
morrow At Jeast east I am always at athome athome athome
home now and could see you then thenShe thenShe thenShe
She did see him then thenthat that is at atfour atfour atfour
four oclock the next day dayand and when whenhe whenhe whenhe
he saw her he washorrified The Thepretty Thepretty Thepretty
pretty color had gone from her hercheeks herclleeks hercheeks
cheeks great black patches lay layunder layunder layunder
under her eyes and strange lines linesmarked linesmarked linesmarked
marked the lately beautiful face The Theeyes Theeyes Theeyes
eyes were bright the lips still pink pinkand pinkand pinkand
and the hair in picturesque disorder disorderbad disorderhad disorderbad
bad lost none of its beauty beautyCharlie beautJrCharlie beautyCharlie
Charlie was allowed to stay only a afew afew afew
few minutes and when he left the theroom theroom theroom
room he stumbled into the arms of a awoman awoman awoman
woman woman in white cap and apron and andrecognized andrecognized andrecognized
recognized Pollys old dresser She Shewas Shewas Shewas
was very surly and when he pressed pressedher pressedher pressedher
her as to t the condition of her mis mistress mistress mistress ¬
tress bluntly said that the nature of ofher ofh olhr
her h r illness was her affair and not his hisWhen hisVhen hisWhen
When he called the next day the theduke thedulm theluke
duke found Polly a little better and andthere andthere andthere
there was quite a flash of her old oldself oldself oldself
self in her manner So the duke spent spenta
a pleasant quarter of an hour ere ereEollit ereTIoUit crcRollit
Eollit the exdresser turned him l1 m out outin outin outiii
in a surly fashion alleging that he hewould hewould hewould
would fatigue her mistress mistressAs mistressAs mistressAs
As he was passing through the theroom theroom theroom
room the bell rang rangThe rangThe rangThe
The doctor xclaimed Rollit to tothe tothe tothe
the young duke Come in inA inA inA
A minute later an elderly man with witha
a very grave dignified manner en entered entEred entcred ¬
tered Eollit left the two men togeth together ¬
er whilst she went into the sick room roomThe roomThe roomThe
The young duk dukEf timidly said some something something something ¬
thing obviously truthful about the theweather theweatherthe theweatherthe
weather weatherthe tbe other agreed agreedthen agreedthenanxiously agreedthenanxiously then thenanxiously
anxiously he asked Is Isshe she very very ill illWhat illWhat illWhat
What is really reaUythe the matter matterI
I presume you are a friend of the thefamily thefamilr thefamily
family
0 yes certainly certainlyShe certainlyShe certainlyShe
She is very ill We Ve have had two twoconsultations twoconsultations twoconsultations
consultations and He merely merelyshrugged merelyshr merelyshrugged
shrugged shr gged his shoulders again againBut agri1nBut againBut
But what is the illness illnessTechnically illnessTecbnicaUyCharlie illnessTechnicallyCharlie
Technically TecbnicaUyCharlie Charlie could not notcatch notcatch notcatch
catch the long Latin term termactually termactuallyI actually actuallyI
I suppose the public would call it itbroken itbroken it itbroken
broken heart Some young fellow a aduke aduke a aduke
duke or someone of family familyl I know knowlittle lmowlittle knoalittle
little of such social matters mattersjilted mattersjiltedher jilted jiltedher
her She made a great effort to fight fightagainst fightagainst fightagainst
against her feelings and so overtaxed overtaxedher overtaxedher overtaxedher
her strength a heavy reaction set in inThen inThen inThen
Then when she was in a most vul vulnerable vulnerable vulnerable ¬
nerable state of course course she caught caughta
a chill which attacked her lungs and andnow andnow L Lnow
now it is a mere question of days daysEollit daysRol1it daysRollit
Eollit appeared Please come at atonce atonce at atonce
once doctor doctorThree doctorThr doctorThree
Three Thr e days later when Charles ar arrived arrived arrived ¬
rived Rollit refused to let him see seePolly seePolly
Polly Shes too bad my lord and andbesides andbesides am ambesides I
besides shes changed she dont like liketo liketo lik likto
to be seen And what do you want wantto wantto wantto
to see her for Go away Let her herdie herdie he hedie
die in peace and not think of you rou and andher andbel andher
her sorrow sorrowThe sorrowThe
The young man gasped gaspe I dont dontthink dontthink donlthink b
think you put it fairly he said saidstammering saidstammering saidstammering
stammering stammeringI
I am sure you did not act fairly fairlyshe fairIJshe fairlyshe
she replied repliedI
I would do anything on earth to togive togive t tgive
give her pleasure said the tl e duke dukeThe dukeThe dukeThe
The old woman wonian laughed fiercely Of Ofcourse Ofcourse 0 I Icourse
course you OU would You would do doanything doanything d danything
anything on earth she does not want wantI wan I II
I know all that thatWhat thatWhat thatWhat
What does she want wantNothing wantNothing wantNothing
Nothing from you youmerely merely to die diein diein di diin
in peace for die she will before the thenext thenext th thnext
next week is out and that I should shouldknow shouldmow I Iknow
know mow even if the doctor had not said saidso saidso I Iso
so Poor babe A long longpaus longpausI pause pauseI pausI
I suppose it would be no no pleasure pleasureto plcasur4to
to her now nowthat tliat it would not make makeher ma1tcher malciher
her any the happier happierWhat happi happierWhat r rVhat
What WhatIf WhatI VhatIf
If I were to marry her herToo herToo herToo
Too late and yet yetbut but heres the thedoctor thedo th thdoctor
doctor doctorTbe do doctorThe tor torThe
The duke of Eushminster had a ashort ashort i ishort
short talk with ith the doctor who whopledged wholedged whtpledged
pledged his reputation as a medical medicalman medicalman I Iman
man that Polly could co ld not live liyemore liyemorethan more morethan mor morthan
than a few days and then despite despitethe despitethe despitthe
the shrugs of Rollits elderly shoul shoulders shoulders shoulders ¬
ders Charlie went into Pollys room roomand roomand room 1 1and t
and was shocked by her appearance appearancesince appearancesince appearanceSince
since for the first time her lips lip had hadlost hadlost ha I Ilost I
lost their pretty pink and she looked lookedghastly looltedghastly lboke I Ighastly i
ghastly in the darkened room with a agreenshaded agreenshaded i igreenshaded i
greenshaded lamp lampA lampA lampA
A few days later with the author authority authority author1Y ¬
ity 1Y of a special license Polly Pollybecame Pollybecameduchess became becameduchess a aduchess
duchess of Eusbminster the two wit witnesses witnesses witnesses ¬
nesses to the marriage narri ge being Eollit Eollitand Rollitand t tand
and the doctor doctorWhen doctorVhen doctorWhen
When the ceremony was over the theyoung theyoung th c cyoung i
young man impulsively bent down downand downand a aand
and kissed the dull iips of his pallid pallidbride pallidbride I Ibride
bride although she made efforts to toturn toturn t D Dturn i
turn away her head A moment later laterBollit laterRollit late r rRollit
Rollit and the doctor were busy get getting getting getting ¬
ting him out of the house assuring assuringhim assuringhim assurin assurinhim
him that the excitement was too toomuch toomuch to 0 0much i
much for the girl girlThe girlThe girlThe
The young duke walked down do 1 the theroad theroad th e eroad i
road not half as happy as a bride bridegroom bridegroom bridegroom ¬
groom ought to be His heart and andhand andhand an d dhand
hand had been true to Poll but butlie butlie bu t the
lie had broken his promise promiseto to the fam family family 1 1ily ¬
ily and his word to the very august augustpersonage augustpersonage angus t tperson
personage personageAs personageAs person age
As he walked along he took tookcigarette a acigarette acigarette n
cigarette out of his cigarette case and andput andput an d dput I
put it between his lips but drew it itout itout i tout t
out with the idea of f using 11 ing a cigar cigarette cigarette ¬
ette holder just given him hipi hiniby by a friend friendHe friendHe friendHe I I
He happened to look at the end of ofthe o otIle I Ithe f
the cigarette and noticed that it itseemed itse i t tseemed
seemed se mel dirty then lie observed observeq that thathis thathislips tha t
tt
his hislips lips felt rather sticky He put puthisJiandkerchief puthis Pu Puhishandkerchief t
hisJiandkerchief his < bandkerchief to his mouth and andiwiped andwiped an il dlwiped
wiped it glanced at the handkerchief handkerchiefand handkerchiefand bandkerchieand
and saw a patch of a kind of brown brownJ1ease brori Ii Iireas i
J1ease reas
A strange idea leapt leaptinto sinto intobismind intobismindfollowed his mind mindfollowed rnind1 rnind1followed
followed by recollection of the fact fastthat factthat factthat
that he had ll1 noted with surprise when whenhe who11he whenhe
he put tIle ring on Pollys finger that thather tbatller thather
her hand was plump and firm He Hewalked newalked Rewalked
walked tack hastily with no very
definite thought in his head headHe headHe headHe
He found the garden gate open openand openand openand
and walked quickly through it and up upthe upthe upthe
the 30 yards of pathway No sooner soonerbad soonerI soonerhad
I had he reached the point where the thepath thepath thepath
path ran to the left than he heard heardsound a asound asound
sound of laughter and saw through throughthe throughthe throughthe
the French window of the garden gardenroom gudenroom guidenroom
room that a merry party was taking takingplace takingplace takingplace
place He ran across the lawn and andfor and andfor andfor
for a moment was unobserved unobservedThere unobservedThere utiobservedThere
There was Polly looking the picture pictureof pictnreof
of health sitting on the corner of a atable atable atable
table in a dressing gown and smoking smokinga sIIlo ing inga
a cigarette near her was Rollit next nextto nextto nextto
to whom sat the doctor minus spec spectacles sp spec spectacles c ctacles ¬
tacles and beard beardthe the duke recog recognized recognized recognized ¬
nized him at once as a burlesque ac actor actor actor ¬
tor into the bargain were two choras chorasgirls chorasgirls chorasgirls
girls from a variety theater and sev several several ev everal ¬
eral champagne bottles were standing standingabout standinga standingabout
about aboutHe a aboutHe bout boutHe
He burst into the room violently violentlyand violentlyand iolentIJand
and with the utmost vehemence and andscorn amIscorn andscorn
scorn asked Dont you think I Imight Imight Imight
might have been invited to my own ownwedding ownwedding ownwedding
wedding breakfast breakfastThe breakfastThe breakfastThe
The chorus girl shrieked the sham shamdoctor shamdoctor shamdoctor
doctor swore Rollit quailed but Pol Polly Polly ¬
ly 1 stood up to him himIts himIts himIts
Its legal enough my lord for the thelaw thelaw thelaw
law is such a fool as not to dissolve a amarriage amarriage amarriage
marriage even if there is trickery in init init init
it and it serves you right for being a acur acur acur
cur and yet Charlie and her voice voicesoftened voIcesoftened oice oicesoftened
softened I never meant you OU to find fludout findout Ibidout
out that it was a trick Get out of ofhere ofhere ofhere
here all of you she said fiercely to tothe tothe tothe
the revelers and they t e slunk away awayThe awa awaIf awayThe
If Ifrhe The duke stood silent Charlie I Iwas Iwas Iwas
was always fond of you and I am We Weare Wearenow Wearcnov
are arenow now man and wife lets make the thebest thebest thebest
best of it A little money wil make makethese makethese makethese
these creatures hold their tongues tonguespeople tonguespeople tonguespeople
people will think it was a fine thing thingof thi thingof g gof
of you even if foolish to give your yourcoronet y yourcoronet ur urcoronet
coronet to what you thought a dying dyinggirl dyinggirl dyinggirl
girl and they wont suppose it was wasyour wasyour wasyour
your fault that I cheated the under undertaker und undtaker undtaker ¬
taker Come lets be friends and andshe andshe andshe
she took hold of his hands and lifted liftedup lUted11P liftedup
up her face toward his The young youngman youngman youngman
man roughly flung away her hands handsand handsand handsand
and looking at her sternly said saidMaybe saidMaybe saidMaybe
Maybe the law will not set jIDo jIDofree me rnefree mefree
free so you will have the title of ofduchess ofduchess ofduchess
duchess duchess if title without honor pities pitiesyou pl p1you es esJo
you Jo ou and such money as the law Com Compels qpmpels qompels ¬
pels but we never meet again againAnd againAnd S SAnd
And as he passed out of the room roomhe r room1 room1he mD mDhe
he heard her shouting Come back backgirls backgirls backgirls
girls Lets drink to the dukes de departure departureLondon dcpartureLondon ¬
parture partureLondon London Sketch SketchHE SketchHE SketchHE
HE KNEW TOO TOOAn MUCH MUCHAn M CH CHAn
An Illustrative Instance of tlierbifl tlierbiflnstrons tbJDls tbJDlsnstrou8 tbJDltnMtrous
nstrons Effect of Assuming AssumingToo AssumingToo AsnumlngToo
Too Much WisdomA Wisdom WisdomA VIKdomA
A young man employed in an < 1n oyster oystershop oystershop oystershop
shop has lost his situation an anif this thisbecause thisbecause thisbecause
because he gave prompt answer to tobis tobis tohis
bis employers eager question questionelates questionelatesthe relates relatesthe relatesthe
the London Chronicle The employer employerhad employerhad employerhad
had six ix lively little land turtles which whichattracted whichattracted whichattracted
attracted much attention as asthey astheywan astheywandered they theywandered
wandered wan ered aimlessly about a out the win windows winedows windown
dows He Ie painted a large white let Jetter letter letter ¬
ter on the theback back of each of the shells shellsand shellsand shellsand
and put up a notice to tothe the effect that thatwhenever thatwhenever thatwhenever
whenever the turtles got into suchrelative such suchrelative suchrelative
relative positions that the th letters lettersspelled lettersspelled lettersspelled
spelled oyster be would present presenthalf presentha1f presenthalf
half a dozen natives to every every one who whowas whowas whowas
was looking on onThen onThen onThen
Then he became frightened lest the themystic themystic themystic
mystic word should occur too often oftenand oftenand oftenand
and covered reams of paper figuring figuringout figurjngout figuringout
out the odds He gave it up at last lastand lastand lastand
and was about to remove r move the turtles turtleswhen turtleswhen turtleswhen
when his most accomplished accomplished oyster oysteropener ojsteropener oysteropener
opener informed him that the odds oddswere oddswere oddswere
were 720 to 1 against the combination combinationThe combinationT1 combinationm
The T1 m e turtles are still in the th window windowbut windowbut windowbut
but the oyster opener has gone Such Suchknowledge Suchknowledge Suchknowledge
knowledge of odds the employer employerthought employerthought employerthought
thought could have been acquired acquiredonly acquiredonly acquiredonly
only by years of f betting experience experienceIt
It is not wise to be too wise wiseThe wiseThe wiseTheCiinia
The TheCiinia TheCiiniaThey Climax ClimaxThey ClImaxThey
They were young you g and androm andromantic romantic ntic and andalthough andalthough I Ialthough
although the minute hand was point pointing pointing pointing ¬
ing to 12 oclock they stood upon the theporch theporch theporph
porch gazing at the stars starsThats starsThats starsThats
Thats Jupiter dear isnt it she shemurmured sllemurmured shemurmured
murmured murmuredYes murmuredYes murmuredYes
Yes pet and that is Sirius he re replied replied replied ¬
plied pointing to another star starAre starAre starAre
Are you serious seriousshe she cooed cooedHeldssed cooedHelcissed
He Heldssed Idssed her Then pointing up upward up upward upward ¬
ward he said saidThats saidThats
Thats Mars dove doveAndthats
And Andthats thats pas she whispered whisper d as asa asa I
a footstep sounded insideAnd inside insideAnd insideAnd
And if the young man hadnt hadntscooted hadntscooted hadntscooted
scooted he would have seen more morestars morestars morestars
stars than than he ever dreamed of ofLon ofLondon ofLondon Lon London
don Spare Moments MomentsModern Moments1tlodcrn MomentsModern
Modern Advertising Methods 1tICtIl0dsTher MethodsThere
There Ther seems to tobe be only one way to toboom toboom tc
boom this book of mine said the tbeyoung theyoung th S
young author thoughtfully I Ithink J i
think I had better die before it comes comesout comesout eomeout 3
out outAll
All right said the publisher publisherSo
So the author was as dead for adver advertising advertising
tising purposes purposes and the book bo l made madea mad madahit
a ahit hit and sold out two editions be before
fore anybody knew much w eh about the theauthor theauthor thtauthor i
author authorThen authorThen authorThen
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best weight about the first of the year yearwhen yearwhen yearwhen
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