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Honesdalk, Pa., July 28.—Mention has frequently been made in the metro politan papers of Lucy Ann Lobdell, better known, perhaps, as the "Female Hunter of Long Eddy," and after much search I am enabled to <rive the first accurate account of the life of this re markable woman ever published. On the 23d of October, 1855, Lucy Ann Lobdell, the pretty daughter of an old Delaware county lumberman, living at Long Eddy, N. V., was married to George W. Slater, a raftsman who was then well-to-do "Lucy was at this time only 17 years old. Although she was slight in figure, pretty as a picture, and a belle in that section, yet her tastes were strongly masculine. She could handle a gun, shoot a bear, or knife a "buck" as well as any man in the coun ty of Wayne, and was known far and wide as one of the best shots in the Delaware V'ulley. THE DKBEBTED WIFE. After about a year of happy married life Slater deserted his wife, then the mother of a babe only a few weeks old, and as her parents were very poor and objected to her becoming a burden up on them in their poverty, she donned male clothing and determined to earn money by hunting and trapping. She left her little child with Ler mother, and for many months made her home in the mountains of Delaware, Ulster and Sullivau counties, Xew York, and in Pike, Wayne and Monroe counties, Pennsylvania. Occasionally she paid flying visits to her mother, and left enough money to clothe her baby and pay for its board. For years the young woman made her home in the forest, only visiting the country towns to sell her wares and purchase ammu nition. She roamed from the Hudson river to the Susquehanna, and was fa miliar with every inch of ground in Northern Pennsylvania. Her habita tions were about a dozen in number, principally in caves which she had fit ed up with cooking utensils and rough pallets. Her wild life was one of con stant adventure and peril and privation and finally, broken down in health, she determined to return to civilization. Her accumulated savings were suffi cient to maintain her and the. little child, then in its ninth year, in com fort. On her return to Long Eddy Mrs. Slater found that her child had been placed in the County Poor House at Delhi, New York. This affected her mind, and after a brief time she be came as "crazy as a loon." She resum ed female clothing, however, and roam ed about the country, living on the charity of those whom she knew and would Lelp her. At times she was perfectly rational, and related many thrilling narratives of miraculous es capes from death by being eaten alive bv bears, gored to death by infuriated deer, or killed by catamounts and pan thers. She also suffered untold ago nies from forest fires, cold weather and poisoning. She was very intelligent, and had had in her youth a good com mon school education. She wrote an interesting account of her life, detailing the troubles which led her to abandon female attire and become a hunter. The book was spicy and well written, but the edition was small, and copies of the work readily bring $lO each. Finally Mrs. Slater, or "Lucy Lob dell," as she was then called, was ta ken by the town authorities and put in the same poor house where her child had been for years. Not long afterward the child was taken from the poor house by David Fortnam, of Ty ler, Wayne county, Pa., where she found a comfortable home with his fam ily. A POOR HOUSE COMPANION. In 18(58 Mary Perry, aged twenty five years, was brought to the poor house where Lucy Lobdell was con fined. Mary I'erry had four months before married a brakeman on the Erie Railroad, and had lived hi Jersey City, where, after three months'married life, her husband deserted her and ran away with a servant girl. Hearing that her husband was in Susquehanna, Mary started for that place and got as far on her way as Delhi, where she was taken Bick, her money gave out, and she was put in the poor house. Lucy Lobdell took a strange fancy to Mary, and her love was returned, Lucy left the estab lishment in IBfi7, and cut off her hair and donned male attire again. Short ly afterward Mary Perry ran away, and, strange as it may seem, she and Lucy Lobdell—who then called herself ltev. Joseph Lobdell—were married. Lucy looked so like a man that the minister who performed the ceremony was hoaxed. One day in August, 18(59, the Rev. Joseph Isruel Lobdell and wife appear ed suddenly in Stroudsburg, Monroe county, and subsequently found a house among the villages on the Pocono mountains, in tho southern part of Mon roe county. For two years they lived there, subsisting on the alms they ob tained and what the rifle of the man brought them. Bye and bye they be came such nuisances that they were ar rested as vaguints and lodged in the county jail at Stroudsburg, and while there it was discovered that the Rev. Joseph Israel Lobdell was a woman, and was consequently identified as Lu cy Ann Lobdell, the great female hun ter. The companion of the alleged rev erend was none other than Mary Per ry. The couple then went to Delaware county, N. Y., and were again thrown into the poor house, but only remained there a few days when they again es caped and came to Wayne county, where they claimed to be man and wile Lucy still wearing her male attire. TIIE AKKKBT AT IIONEHOALK. Ia the fall of 177<5, Lucy Ann, or "Joe," as she was called, came to Honesdale and was arrested and lodg ed ill jail as u vagrant. The next day "her wife" came to town to look for her arid finally secured her release from jail. The petition for Lucy's release was written by Mary Perry in her backwoods home, and is now in the County Clerk's office here. The writ ing is licautiful and regular, the lan guage used is excellent, aud when the fact is taken into consideration that the document was written with a pea made from a pine stick whittled to a point and split, and that the ink used was but the juice of the red poke borry, the petition is indeed a literary curiosi ty. After being released from jail Lucy and her wife went to Damascus town ship, Wayne county, and lived there together in a house they had erected until 1879, when "Joe" suddenly dis appeared. ' lie" was heard of not long afterward and was taken to the Ovid Insano Asylum. His late companion still lives in Wayne county, and was a regular attendant at court during the celebrated trial of Benjamin K. Bor tree for the murder of Henry W. Shouse, which took place there last fall. The daughter of Lucy Ann, named Mary Slater, who was adopted by Mr. Fortnam, seemed to have inherited bad luck. Refusing the attentions of a young man named Kent, after she had grown to womanhood, she fell a victim to a vile plot. Kent abducted her from home one dark, stormy night in Au gust, 1871, drugged her, accomplished her ruin and threw her apparently life less body in the Delaware river, near the town of Cochecton. She was wash ed aslfbre on an island, where she was found by a man who restored her life, but her reason was entirely overthrown. Sne wandered into the woods, was found a day or two afterward a raving maniac and conveyed to an asylum, where in time she recovered her men tal and bodily health. She then had Kent arrested, but he escaped his mer ited punishment by jumping bail and leaving the State. Miss Slater subse quently married a farmer in Delaware county, N. Y., and is now living hap pily near Delhi, where to much of her early life was passed. EXHIBITION OF MILLING MA CHINERY. The British Mercantile Gazette has the following respecting the threaten ed invasion of the domain of the Eng lish miller by their enterprising cousins of the far West: It has been stated that there are 10.- 000 millers in the United Kingdom, and that a very large proportion of that number had not, previous to the late exhibition, even so much as seen the devices by the aid of which our Amer ican cousins have asserted they will, liefore long, secure for themselves the exclusive manufacture of the enormous ly increasing growth of American wheat that now flows into this country. To enable the British and Irish millers to take stock of their position, and de cide whether they will give up the tight, as many of our British farmers are doing, or embark more capital, en ergy, and skill in their business, the Council of the National Association of British and Irish Millers resolved to hold an international exhibition of milling apparatus, and although only a comparatively short time elapsed be tween the mooting of the suggestion and the actual accomplishment of the intention, the display of milling ma chinery wa < emphatically the largest and finest ever made. It is the surprising growth of the milling industry in the United States which fills our home trade with the most serious misgivings; for, whereas the quantity of flour coming from the States was only 1,77,2000 cwt. in 1877, it was 3.<535,000 cwt. in 1878, rose to 6,83(5,000 cwt. in 1879, and nearly reached 7,000,000 cwt. last year. There is also every apparent indi cation of the permanency of the rapid increase. One uuthority has it that in the State of Minnesota alone the mills turned out 0,000,000 barrels of flour in the year 1879, and that the mills in Illinois, Wisconsin, lowa, and other states produced no less than 15,- 000,000 barrels in the same year. The city of Minneapolis has twenty-two mills with a capacity of 15,000 barrels daily. At St. Louis nearly 2,000,000 barrels of Hour was manufactured last year; and in both of these two great centers of milling industry a number of new mills are in course of erection. The Hubstitution of flour for whole grain in exporting lessens the weight for land transport and shipment by about HO per cent, as the proportion of fine baking flour yielded by the wheat is some 70 per cent; the remaining portion of inferior flour, offal, and bran being used as a valuable interchange with maize for fattening American cattle. Even the {lacking in bags in place of barrels has had its effect. It has contributed toward the economiz ing of room in the holds of vessels, and the matter of cost reduced to a mini mum by the smaller outlay necessary for the bags, and the realizing of their values when discharged in this coun try Indubitably, therefore, the situa tion is, "not to put too fine a point up on it," serious, and millers are appre hensive that their anticipations—that at a very not remote period the vast imports from the other side of the At lantic may, for the greater part, if not indeed wholly, take the form of flour instead of grain—may assutfle an un pleasantly material aspect. Without wishing to be 'alarmist' like, or to prog nosticate that our national milling in dustry will become obsolete, it serves no good purpose to mince matters, and the British miller had better look to his guns if he wishes to hold his own in the whirlwind ol competition- If any thing is calculated to stimulate the en ergies of English millers and mill wrights, certainly tin; great exhibition at Agricultural Hall ought to have done much to obtain the desired effect. Fourteen heavy-laden freight cars broke away from a train on the Chi. cago ami St. Paul Railroad and started down a grade of eighty feet to the mile. A locomotive went in pursuit, itti<l made a brisk chase, but gravity proved too much for steam, and the runaway cars were soon thundering along at the rate of sixty miles an hour A telegram was sent forward to clear the track, but it could not IM; obeyed quick enough by one train of cars, from which the occupants escaped just in time to avoid death in one of the most ! violent collisions that ever happened. BIJTLER. PA., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 17.1881 REVOLUTIONIZhXO A writer for the Fortnightly Revietv (English), after reviewing the current politics of France, Germany, Austria, Spain and Italy, turns to America with the following words : "It is a relief to turn from the bick ering of the jealous nations of the Old World to the spectacle which is pre sented to us across the Atlantic. The future is there, and as we contemplate the majestic proportions of the great western republic, with its population of fifty millions rapidly swelling to double that total, we feel that here we have the factor that is destined to rev olutionize the world. The influence of the United States upon Europe was by no means insignificant even iu the first French Revolution, but it was small compared with that which it is exercis ing to-day, but was as nothing com pared with the power which it will wield to-morrow. We feel the subtle but direct influence of America in al most every Euroj»ean State The most significant sight afforded us this year, although one of the least noticed, is the enormous exodus which goes on unceasingly from the Old World to the New. In numercial proportions the exodus of the Children of Israel to the promised land was a mere bagatelle compared with the vast and fertilizing stream of human life which is being emptied upon the prairies of the west. The rate of immigration into New York will this year exceed two thou sand a day. Altogether the United States have received an overflow of the surplus population of Europe exceed ing ten million persons in the last fifty years. Hitherto America has been but as the safety-valve of the older vorld. The outcasts, the proscribed, the op pressed, and the hunger-smitten of Eu rope, have found in the American re public a safe shelter and a well-spread table. "The Providence that ordains all things," said an American recently, "has bestowed upon America land enough to give every European peas ant a farm. It seems now as if every peasant is about to claim his guerdon." The rush across the Atlantic is unpre cedented. One-fortieth of the entire population of Sweden has booked pas sages to New York. "If this goes on unchecked," said a Gorman, "in a few years all Germany will be found in America." Alieady Ireland beyond the sea counts more sons of Irish de scent than the Green Isle itself. Even from little Switzerland last year went seven thousand emigrants to the re publics of the west. More than fifty per cent, of the emigrants are able-bod ied men under forty years of age. The emigrants are the cream of the popula tion of the countries which they desert. The "frecklcss loon" stays at home. It is the man of intelligence, enterprise and energy who emigrates. It is obvi ous tnat so vast a disturbance of the balance of population must in the long run produce corresponding changes in the political and economical situation. The reflex action of the New World upon the Old, already great, is daily increasing. Everywhere American competition, American emigration, or American ideas are at work disintegra ting the fabric of European society, and perplexing the statesmen of the older world with thoughts of change. The constant drain of his best fighting men to the New World is one of the great est grievances which Prince Bismarck cherishes against Providence, and his perplexity is more or less shared by the masters of many legions all over EurojK). In Ireland we are face to face with a movement which owes its origin to the Irish Americans, who supply it with its organ, its funds, and its leaders. The same phenomenon may yet be witnessed iu Germany. It is already lieing witnessed iu the latest agitation against Austrian rule iu the Hocche di Cattaro, where the moun taineers are said to be incited to revolt by returned emigrants from America, who have brought with them the dem ocratic ideas of the west. American influence moulded the Bulgarian con stitution, and although that has proved no great success, being too much in ad vance of the condition of the popula tion, it is a significant hint of things which are to come. So far from allow ing the Europeans who are settling in millions within their borders to Euro pcanizc the States, the States bid fair to Americanize Europe. American influence is most directly felt in the economical region, but the political effects of the economic revolu tion which is being wrought by Amer ican competition are already becoming perceptible. The American farmer is undermining the foundations of the English aristocratic system. While driving his plough through the virgin prairie, he is uprooting the feudal insti tutions which linger beyond their time in the older world." FIGHT WITH A PORPOISE. Mr. R. It. Tanguoy, the veteran Ro chester sportsman, recently had a fight with a porpoise. In a letter from St John's River, Florida, he says: "I will write you of my last with a large porpoise. I was rowing up in what we call the 'witch-tide' when this monster eamo running be tween me and the bluff. I struck him on the head with my oar. lit; gave a sudden dart and went ashore like Jer sey lightning, and I went almost as quickly after him. Then he rushed for ; the deep water again, but chanced to | open his huge mouth. This was my ' chance, aud I rammed the ore in his I mouth and down his throat. Then came ! a tussle—he pulled and I pried. After i a long struggle he quieted down; I ran for the boat and got my largest sword. ' With it I gave him a gash iu the ! throat which made him wild with pain. { After a while I got a chance to make him fast to the boat with a line around his tail. A man came to my assist ance and we pounded him with clubs until he was dead. We waited for the , next tide, as it was hard work to tow a dead porpoise. He doesn't float | when dead. By hard work we got him ashore an 1 to camp. Then we measured him. He was nine feet ten inches long, two feet three inches in diameter, and would probably have weighed more than six hundred pounds." SPOTTED TAIL MURDERED. Killed by Craw Dog at Rosebud Agen cy—A Noted Indian. Washington, August B—Official information of the killing of Spotted Tail by Crow Dog at the Rosebud Agency on Friday last was received at the Interior Department to-day. It is thought at the department that Spot ted Tail was killed in some difficulty between him and Crow Dog growing out of Spotted Tail's expected trip to Washington. He had been directed by the Indian Office to come to Wash ington with the Indian delegation due here about the 15th instant, and it is thought that Crow Dog, who wanted to come to Washington himself, was jealous of Spotted Tail's prominence and influence in tribal affairs. [Sentiment and poetry have so lit tle to do with the red men of to-day that the death of a chief so turbulent and conspicuous in his time as Spot ted Tail will not be apt to excite any very strong commotion in the breasts of his contemporaries. The career of this chief made him something ot an individuality, however. That is to say, he was more than the copper-col ored wampum-adorned woman-slayer and scalper that is inevitably associat ed with the name of his race. Having passed his life industriously killing whites and caroming on the plains, Spotted Tail, lik« all men of genius, quarreled with his own comrades, and the ferocity of this quarrel deluged the hunting grounds for years in blood, whose shedding, it may be said in passing, the white men bore with more than Christian resignation, since it rid them of their enemies whichever side was butchered. The vendetta was waged betwixt Walk-Under-the-Qround and the Tail until the latter magnani mously put an eud to the feud by braining him on the spot. Thereupon the dusky Richard set up a new chief of the tribe of' Walk-Under-the-Ground' and with only passive resistance dom inated the red hordes in peace. The younger chiefs, however, yearned for war, and in a picturesque speech,show ing that the old chap had learned wis dom by experience, he admonished them that it was useless to war against the whites, but if they persisted in go ing ho would still be a father to them when they came to him in distress. Among the incidents of the old chiefs life was the death of his daughter,who fell passionately in love with a young officer at Fort Laramine. In her right as princess of the chief of her nation she thought herself more than a match for an officer of the pale faces. But he did not reciprocate the attachment. She was frequently seen arrayed in the "artless spl»ndor of the woods," seated on the doorstep of her beloved, but when her plight became known to the old chief he took her off to the hills, where she pined and died, absolutely of disappointed love. The Indian chief is described by a correspondent who knew him well : He has a brisk, sociable manner and smillingface of re markable intellectual power. lie is followed by his interpreter. He has none of the stolidity of the typical In dian. Great alertness, politeness, neat ness and a smiling man-of-the-world air are his distinguishing traits. He has a little pleasant talk ond ho accepts a glass of brandy, which he tosses off with the air of a dandy. After a short call he arises, and, politely bowing to all, moves out aB brisk and smiling as he came in, his interpreter at his heels. This is the great Spotted Tail, chief of the most warlike race on this conti nent, white or red. He is about five feet ten or eleven inches tall, very dark, and has a great variety of expres sion when he talks. His great services in bringing in the hostiles are well known lie has always believed in peace. He has said for years that his people must commence to learn the habits of the white man or go to the wall. He retains all the physical elas ticity and vigor of a man of twenty, lie has had a house built for himself and enjoys some of the habits of civili zation. He understands perfectly the use of the four-prnnged fork and nap kin. He iB neat and careful in his at tire. He understands the value of money and with a sufficient salary would affect a style of magnificence calculated to increase his influence with his followers and bind him the more securely to the government. He does not, like Crazy Horse, limit himself to one wife, and is a perfect contrast to him in every rcßpect. Some time ago an effort was made to convert him to the Christian faith. After the scheme of salvation had been fully unfolded to him he remarked : 'White religion no good. God come on earth ; white man kill him. Indian wouldn't do that."'] FOREIGN HODIKS IN TIIE E YE. Dr. Thos. 11. Pooley ( Archive# Ophthalmol t <jy reports some interest ing experiment with the magnetic neo dle for detecting foreign substances in the eye. He concludes : I. The pres ence of a steel or foreign body in the eye, when of considerable size, and sit uated near the surface, may l>e deter mined by testing for it with a suspend ed magnet. 2. The presence and posi tion of such a body may most surely be made out by rendering it a magnet by induction, and then testing for it by a suspended magnet. !l. The prob able depth of the inclosed foreign body may be inferred by the intensity of the action of the needle near the surface. 4. Any change from the primary posi tion of the foreign body may be ascer tained by carefully noting the changes indicated by the deflection of the nee dle. (Jackfton Dully Patriot.) Happy FrleiidM. I lev. F. M. Winburne, Pastor M. E. Church. Mexia, Texas, writes as fol lows: Several months since I received a supply of St. Jacobs Gil. Retaining two bottles, I distributed the rest among friends. It is a most excellent remedy for pains and aches of various kinds, especially neuralgia and rheumat ic affections. My daughter had a very weak back. Peruna cured her. John Grgiil, Pitts burgh, Pa. LADY PHYSICIANS. A St Louis doctor factory recently turned out a dozen female doctors. As long as the female doctors were con fined to one or two in the whole conn try, and those were onlv experimental, we held our peace and did not com plain ; but now that the colleges are engaged in producing female doctors as a business, we must protest, and in so doing will give a few reasons why fe male doctors will not prove a paying branch of industry. In the first place, if they doctor any body it mu9t be women, and three fourths of the women would rather have a male doctor. Suppose those colleges turn out female doctors until there are as many of them as there are male doctors, what have they got to practice on ? A man, if there was nothing the matter with him, might call in a female doctor, but if he was sick as a horse, (if a man is sick he is sick as a horse,) the last thing he would have around would be a female doctor. And why? Because, when a man has a female fumbling around him he wants to feel well, lie don't want to be billious or feverish, with his mouth tasting like cheese, and his eyes blood-shot when the female is looking him over and taking account of stock. Of course these female doctors are all young and good-looking, and if one of them came into a sick room where a man was in bed, and he had chills, and was cold as a wedge, and she should sit up close to the side of the bed and take hold of his hand his pulse would run up to a hundred and fifty, and she would prescribe for a fever when he had chillblains. Oh, you can't fool us on female doctors. A man who has been sick, and had male doctors, knows just how much be would like to have a female doctor come tripping in and throw her fur-lined cloak over a chair, take off her hat and gloves and throw them on a lounge, and come up to the bed with a pair of marine blue eyes, with a twinkle in the corner, and look him in the wild, changeable eyes, and ask him to run out his tongue. Sup pose he knew his tongue was coated so it looked like a yellow Turkish towel, do you suppose ho would want to run out over five or six inches of the lower part of it and let that female doctor put her finger on it to see how furry it was? Not much. He would put that tongue up into bis cheek, and wouldu't let her see it for twenty-five cents admission. Wo have often seen doctors put their hands under the bed clothes and feel of a man's feet to see if th<sy were cold. If a female doctor should do that it would give a man cramps in the legs. A male doctor can put his hand on a man's stomach, and liver and lungs, and ask him if he feels any pain there; but if a female doctor should do the same thing, it certainly would make a man sick, and he would want to get up and kick himself for employiug a female doctor. Oh, there is no use talking, it would kill a man. Now, suppose a man has heart dis ease, and a female doctor should want to listen to the beating of his heart. She would lay her left ear on his left breast, so her eyes and rosebud mouth would be looking right into his face, and her waivy hair would be scattered all around there, getting tangled in the buttons of his night shirt. Don't you suppose bis heart would get in about twenty extra beats to the minute ? You bet! And sho would smile—wo will bet ten dollars she would smile—aud show her pearly teeth, and the ripe lips would be working as though she were counting the beats, and he would think she was trying to whisper to bim and Well, what would be be do ing ull this time ? If he was not dead yet, which would be a wonder, his left hand would brush the hair away from her temple and kind of slay there to keep the hair away, and his right hand would get sort of nervous and move around to the back of her head, and when she had counted the beats a few minutes and was raising her head he would draw the head up to him And kiss her once for luck, if bo was as bil lious as a Jersey swamp angel, and have her charge it in the bill. And then a reaction would set in, and he would bo as weak as a cat, and she would have to fan liiui and rub his head until he got oyer being nervous, and then make out his prescription af ter ho got aslecep No; all of man's symptoms change whon a female doc tor is practicing on bim, and she would kill him dead.— Peclc'n Sun. TIIH ME TOO IN POLITICS. "Me too" in politics is the natural result of "bossism." Whatever may bo said to the contrary, Mr. Piatt, who will ever lie regarded as Mr. Conk ling's "me too," would not have re signed if the man whom lie regarded as bis political siqierior or boss had not first determined to do so. Mr Conk ling resigning, Mr. l'latt takes the part of "me too;" Mr. Conkling insisting upon vindication by an obstinate Leg islature, bis "me too" follows bis ex ample. What is true of Mr. Piatt is true of every man who acknowledges a "boss" either to whom he owes alle giance or to whom he attributes polit ical infallibility. There is too general intelligence in this country for the "boss-and-me-too" policy to flourish. It has never succeeded in the past; it will not be tolerated now, no matter how great the present influence of those who attempt to adopt it. It is at war with Republican ideas and pop ular government. It is thoroughly re pugnant to every citizen who has wit nessed its workings and results. A Plijnlclhii'h TeNliiiiniiy. In the treatment of lung aud bron chial diseases the liver is often impli cated to such an extent that a hcptic remedy becomes necessary in effecting a euro of tho lungs. In the treatment of such eases I prescribe Simmons Liver Regulator with entire satisfac tion. I find that it acts mildly in reg ulating the secretions of the liver, stom ach and bowels. I. L. Stephenson, M. D., Owcnsboro, Ky. Had Chronic Catarrh and Constipa tion ; could get no help. Peruna cured me. Mrs S. B. Williams, Martin's Ferry, Ohio. THE AUTOMATIC UNDER SUIR T. In the Spring—though Mr. Tenny son has omitted to mention it—the fancy of men, whether old or young, gloomily turns to thoughts of under shirts. It is the season when the question of discarding the thick under shirt of Winter and putting on the thinner crarment appropriate to warm weather forces itself upon every man's attention, and no matter how it may be answered, the man always has reason to regret his course. Most prudent men wear flannel dur ing the Winter, and when the first warm day of Spring arrives they find the flannel an uncomfortable burden. The impulse to change it for the light er and cooler merino is very strong, and 83 per cent, of our male popula tion—as is asserted hv careful statis ticians—yield to it. Now, it is almost morally certain that a hot day in early Spring will be followed within two or three days by a cold north-east rain storm. The effect of this upon the man who has "changed"—to use the technical language of learned washer women—is very disastrous. He finds himself attacked by pneumonia, rheu matism, or any one of half a dozen other serious diseases, and to a great extent he dies. It is only too probable that the death-rate in this City in April and May from diseases due directly to a premature change of undershirt is at least seven in a thousand, and when we remember that only the male sex suffers in this way, wo gain some idea of the lawful extent of this undershirt fatality. There is, however, one man—Prof. Johnson, of Chicago—who has come to the relief of perishing humanity with what promises to be the most valuable invention of the age. This is "John son's Automatic Undershirt," a gar ment which, so to speak, changes itself, and automatically modifies its warmth in accordance with the state of the thermometer. The material of which this garment is made is kept a pro found secret by the inventor, but it is of such a natnre that it expands rapid ly with heat and contracts with equal rapidity when exposed to cold. When the atmosphere is at the temperature of zero, (Fahrenheit), the "Automatic undershirt" is thick, compact and war mer than the warmest flannel. As the temperature rises the fibres of the fab ric lengthen, and it becomes more and more porous, until, at the temperature of 85°, it is a mere netting, which ad mits of a free passage of air and is cooler than any undershirt that has ever yet been devised. Thus the wear er is never tempted to change it on ac count of changes in the temperature. On a warm Spring morning he finds that his nndershirt is cool and comfort able, and if a snow-storm come 3 up be fore night, he still finds himself appro priately clad. The "Automatic Un dorshirt" thus effectually provides against the dangers inseparable from discarding or retaining flannel under shirts, and can hardly fail to save thousands of valuable lives. There is but one objection which the caviler may make to this matchless garment, and that is that it will be come uncomfortably long as the warm weather approaches. The inventor has anticipated this objection, and hi? 'Au tomatic Undershirt' is made in sections, neatly laced together, so that it can be shortened to any extent and at any time. To slightly shorten an under shirt is a very different thing from rad icolly changing it, and the fact that Prof. Johnson's iugcuious garment can bo shortened at will renders it ideally perfect. What is the steam engine, or the telegraph, or any other famous inven tion in comparison with the "Auto matic Undershirt ?" That inestimable garment will bring peace of mind to millions of men who cannot tell wheth er to change their flannels or to cling to them. It will lessen our death-rate at least one-half, and Prof. Johnson's name will be famous long after Kecly and Gamgee are forgotten.— New York: Times. POSTAGE STAMPS. Postage stamps are printed from en graved plates under a hydraulic press on paper especially prepared for this purpose. Two hundred stamps are printed on one sheet at each motion of the press. The colors used in the inks are ultra marine blue, prussian blue, chrome yel low and prussian blue (green), vermil ion and carmine. The sheets are gummed separately ; they are placed back upward upon a Hat wooden support, the edges Iwing protected by a metallic frame, and the gum—composed of an aqueous solution of gum dextrine with a little acetic acid and alcohol—is applied with a wide brush. It dries quickly, and then the sheets are pressed. Each sheet is cut in half, and is then ready for the perforating machine. This perforating machine was inven ted and patented by a Mr. Archer in 1852. The patent was purchased by the government for twenty thousand dollars The perforations are effected l»y passing the sheets between two cyl inders provided with a series of raised hands which are adjusted to c, distance apart equal to that required betweon the rows of perforations. Koch ring on the upper cylinder has a series of cylin drical projections which fit correspond ing depressions in the bands of the lower cylinder; by these the perfora tions are punched out. and by a simple contrivance the sheet is detached from the cylinders in which it has l»een con ducted by an endless band. The rows running longitudinally of the paj»er are first made, and then by a similar ma chine the transverse ones. The sheets are finally subjected to heavy pressure, by which the rough ness caused by the punehinir operation and other manipulations is removed. The Himplost and Iwst remedy for the cabbage-worm is said to be to sprinkle air-slacked lime on the plants in the morning, ou the dew, till the plants are white with it. One who has tried it for several years says'that, at most, two applications are sufficient. The lime is also a good fertilizer for the cabbage. AI>VERTI§INO HAIFA, One square, one insertion, 91; each anl«« qnent insertion, CO cents. Yearly advertisement exceeding ono-fourtli of a column, ♦ 5 per inch I Figure worn doable these rater; additions charges where weekly or monthly changes are made. Local advertisements 10 cents per tin* for flint insertion, and 8 cents per line for each additional insertion. Marriages and deaths pub lished free of charge. Obitiwy notices charged as advertisements, and payable' when handed in Auditors' Notices. 94 ; Executors' and Adminis trators' Notices. (3 each; Estray, Cantion ane Dissolution Notices, not exceeding ten lines, each. From the fact that the CrracN is the oldr s 4 established and mo*t extensively circulated Re publican newspaper in Butler county, fa Repub lican county) h must be apparent' to business men that it is the medium they should use in advertising their business. NO. 3S TACT. It was once Causeur's good fortune to spend a few days in the modest home of a friend of slender means, a home that was all that its owner could afford to make it, yet lacked many things that would have made it moro comfortable and convenient. During Causeur's stay two guests were enter tained at tea, both of them men of means and wide acquaintance, accus tomed to all the luxury that wealth can give. But they were widely different in their behavior. The first dwelt up on the fact that the house was in an out-of-the-way spot and that there were few or no neighbors At the-table he told of the delicious tea he had drank at the house of one friend, of the rich tea-service he had seen upon the table of another, of the rare old China that was used in his own household, and of the dainty meals he had eaten from it. In the cramped little sitting-room after tea he sat by the stove and talked of the delights of an open wood fire, of his enjoyment of rare and costly books and pictures, aud of the twenty other things that the host, of whose hospi tality he had partaken, did not and could not possess. When he had gone it was clear, although nothing was said that bis visit had caused pain, that it had made the wife feel her straighten ed circumstances more keenly than ev er and cast a shadow over her hus band's thoughts. Tho next evening came the other visitor. He brought good cheer in his very face. The room, he said, felt so warm and comfortable after his walk which, be added, was just the thing to give a man a good ap petite for supper. At the table he spoke of everything that was nice, con gratulated his host upon having such a snug little home, apologized for eat ing so much, but could'nt help it, be cause it was "so jjood" and tasted so "homelike," liked the old black teapot because it was just like the one his mother had when he was a boy, and told bis hostess, who was all (miles and happy as a queen, that she ought to thank her stars that she had no gas or furnace to ruin the flowers that made •her room look so cheerful. After tea he insisted that the children should not be sent to bed just yet, said he wanted to tell them a story, as he did; and when he had done, and had kissed them good ni&rht, they trudged off up stairs with beaming faces, under the guidance of a mother who felt that o real ray of sunshine had entered her home, making it better and happier. PASTE DIAMONDS. The Providence Journal, which comes from the vicinity of immense cheap jewelry factories, has the follow ing on "paste diamonds," which are simply glass of great purity : 'When imitation diamonds were in- • troduced, it was found that to cut glass precisely like a diamond did not produce the sparkle characteristic of the diamond; therefore to secure this tho flat surface on the top of the dia mond was made pyramidal on tho imi tation, and, of course, ended in a point. By certain laws of light this pyramidal surmounting of tho glass provided for tho required distribution of ray surface to produce the diamond sparkle, or something akin to it. A real diamond is never cut with tho pointed apex, and hence it was possible always to dis tinguish tho real from tho spurious. But after a time tho buying public learned this little circumstance about tho cuttiug procosß. and other means were resorted to. Tho glass was cut precisely like the diamond, and the sparkle was givon to or provided for it by a coating of whito foil auplicd to the lower sido of the glass The set ting of many diamonds is arranged in such a way that the buyer may see the under side of tho gem. This was over come by arranging tho settting as to prevent inspection of this kind, which could not be done unless the stone was dismounted, if wo may use that term. "With these facts known to the buy er of diamonds, he need not be deceiv ed except in the Utter case, where tho stilting hides tho under surface, and if he hits any doubt about that he can let it alone. But the object of imitation diamonds is not to deceive buyers ; if it was they would not bo offered for two dollars. No one, however defici ent in diamond criticism, need be de ceived iu buying diamonds. No deal er of any repute ovor attempts to sell imitation for real diamonds. No repu table man over thought of it. His rep utation and occupation would soon bo gone. There are very few persons who buy trinkets who do not test their wares at other than tho buying place, particularly if the gem is a costly ono, and it is certain that no ono was ever presented with jewelry of presumable worth who did not set out at once to learn its purity and value, and very disappointing it has doubtless been to find in some cases that the gold or dia mond was only brass or glass." Mr. P. T. Quinn, market-gardener, who has tried fifteen different mixtures or decoctions for tho cabbage-worm, prefers twenty parts of gypsum, three or four of quicklime and ono of carbolic acid, sprinkled thinly over tho loaves vhen wet with dew or rain, repeating the application as often as necessary, which may bo a number of times. It has been tho practico of tho Inte rior Department to hand each Indian reservation over to the religious teach ings of ono particular denomination, so that the converts became Methodists, Baptists, or something else, purely ac cording to chance and never from choice. This is now to bo changed. Under tho new arrangement the Ro man Catholic Church will go into the field with a large force of priests. A compound is described for the preparation of what are termed safety envelopes. That part of the envelope covered by the flap is treated with a solution of chromic acid, ammonia, sulphuric acid, sulphate of copper, and fine white paper. The flap itself is coated with a solution of isinglass iu acetic acid, and, when this is moisten ed aud passed down on tho under part of the envelop, a solid cement is form ed, entirely insoluble in acids, alkalies, hot or cold water, steam, Ac.