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POLK COUNTY NEWS. DENTON. TENNESSEE. "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" "Bayer Cross" on Jafciets. For Pain Neuralgia Earache Toothache. Colds Grippe Rheumatism Lame Back Neuritis DOSE! Adults can take one or two genuin "Bayer Tablets of As pirin" with water. If nec essary, repeat dose three times a day, after meals. "Proved Safe By Millions" Buy only the original "Bayer packages." 20 cent package also larger Bayer packages.; Ask for and Insist Upon Only Genuine "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin 99 Owned by Americans Entirely. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Mouoaceticacidester of Salicylicaeid Two of a Kind. Mrs. Hardlyfe AVliat does your husband do, Mrs. Gnehurd? Mrs. Gaeburd lie's a dramatic critic. He sits at the theater iu a nice easy seat aud criticizes the play. What about yours? Mrs. Hardlyfe Oh, lie's a rheumatic critic. He sets at home in a nice easy chair, nurses his rheumatism and crit icizes me. Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local applications aa they cannot reach the dlsezccd portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness, and that Is by a constitutional remedy. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Catarrhal Deafness Is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining: of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is Inflamed you have a rumbling: sound or imperfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed. Deafness is the result. Unless the inflammation can be re duced and this tube restored to Its nor. mal condition, hearing may be destroyed forever. Many cases of Deafness are caused by Catarrh, which Is an inflamed condition of the Mucous Surfaces. ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case or Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured by HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE. All Druggists 75c. Circulars free. F. X Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Worse Than That, and Then Some. . Sympathetic lied Cross workers crowded around Sergt. George Siskind of the Thirteenth marines, who lives in Chicago, when he limped off the Manchuria on its arrival at New York. "When and where were you hit by a shell?" queried a Red Cross worker. "Hit by shell notbiu". I was an M. P. and tried to piuch four doughboys one night. That was 40 days ago. and I've been in the hospital ever since." Journalistic Atmosphere. "So this is an editorial sanctum?" said the fair visitor. "Yes, ma'am," replied the editor of the Chiggersville Daily Truth. "Dear met It certainly does need a thorough cleaning." "These old newspapers, scraps of copy, cigar stubs, pipes, tobacco, ashes, sour paste pots and this battered fur niture constitute a sanctum, ma'am. A woman with a 'broom and a duster would soon convert this peaceful re treat into a chamber of horrors." Bir mingham Age-Herald. Detecting Pretended Deafness. In cases where there Is hysterical and imagined deafness, or plain simu lation, the following ingenuity is pre scribed: The patient is made to sing with a piano accompaniment. Then the pianist changes the key (from one-half to one tone or more), and if the singer is not really deaf he is car ried along by his singing and changes to the key given by the piano. By play ing in varying strength oue may by this means estimate the degree of ail ment in a subject having an inconir plete deafness. BOSCHEE'S SYRUP Why use ordinary cough remedies when Boschee's Syrup has been used so successfully for fifty-one years in all parts of the United States for coughs, bronchitis, colds settled in the throat, especially lung troubles? It gives the patient a good night's rest, free from coughing, with easy expec toration in the morning, gives nature a chance to soothe the inflamed parts, throw off the disease, helping the pa tient to regain his health. Made in America and sold for more than half a century. Adv. Logical. A Richmond youngster had quite a list of toys he wished for Christmas. His mother took him downtown to see the toys, so that she could know just what sort of gun, wagon, etc., he de sired. He noticed the way she exhib ited to him the different styles of the toys he had ordered, and her anxiety worried him. Finally he could stand it no longer. "Mamma," be broke out, ."If you want to so badly you can just buy me all those things now and when I get home I'll think up something else for you to get me for Christmas." Indianapolis News. COM3 SAGE TEA H HAIR TO DARKEN IT GREAT ROAD BUILDING YEAR Poor Fellow. The Professor This mummy has been dead 2.200 years. The Girl Gracious ! It's a wonder oe wasn't buried long ago. Complex, Indeed. A teacher in the North Vernon schools was grading some manuscripts from a recent examination, says In dianapolis News. One of the ques tions asked ran like this : "Define and give an example of a complex com pound sentence." In answering the question one pupil gave the following as an example: "The only saw that I ever saw was a buzzsaw down in 'Arkansas.' " The teacher is under the impression that the answer was somewhat complex. Thousand of Miles of Improvement Arranged and More Will Surely Follow. From the passage of the federal aid road act to December 15, 191S, 755 projects were approved by the secretary of agriculture. These projects involve the improvement of 7,807 miles of public roads at a total estimated cost of 157,632,000, of which the federal government has been re quested to contribute $21,602,000. There have been actually completed to date twelve projects, involving, a total of fifty-one miles of road, cost ing approximately $617,548, and on which federal aid in the amount of $260,600.19 was paid. Altogether there are more than 7,500 miles of road, for which most of the 6teps preliminary to construc tion have been taken so far as the bureau of public roads is concerned. Numerous other projects not yet re ported to the department have been completed or are under construction so that the sum total of the road work now in progress under federal aid is greater than appears in this summary. From Florida to Maine, through the North to the Pacific coast and down to Mexico road building work is go ing on. Every state has accepted its t-ontribution from the government, and while no organized effort has been made along those lines to the present time, the states ure working gradually to the sys'tem of national highways. Coupled with plans already out lined for expenditures on the roads is the legislative program now before congress, which provides for $500,- 000,000 to be expended over a period of seven years by federal aid. It is estimated that In the event of the passage of this bill, which wonld It's Grandmother's Recipe to keep her Locks Dark, Glossy, Beautiful. The old-time mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur for darkening gray streaked and faded hair Is grand mother's recipe, and folks are again nsing It to keep their hair a good, even color, which Is quite sensible, as we are living In an age when a youth ful crpecrance Is of the greatest ad vantage. . Nowadays, though, we don't have the troublesome task of gathering the page and the mussy mixing at home. All drug stores sell the ready-to-use product. Improved by the addition of other ingredients, called "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound." It Is very popular because nobody can discover it has been applied. Simply moisten your comb or a soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time ; by morning the gray hair disappears, but what de lights the ladies with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound, Is that, be sides beautifully darkening the hair after a few applications, it also pro duces that soft lustre and appearance of abundance which is so attractive. Adv. - Calomel Loses You a Day's Work! ' Take Dodson's Liver Tone Instead Read my guarantee ! If bilious, constipated or head achy you need not take nasty, sickening, danger ous calomel to get straightened up. Just it. "We are going to have pretty girls nnd ojstcr pie at our church supper t.,riil!t." . "I'll go. I have a consuming pas s:nn for both." Every druggist In town your drug gist and everybody's druggist has no ticed a great falling off in the sale of calomel. They all give the same rea son. Dodson's Liver Tone is taking Its place. "Calomel Is dangerous and people know It, while Dodson's Liver Tone Is perfectly safe and gives better re sults," said a prominent local druggist Dodson's Liver Tone Is personally guaranteed by every druggist who sells it. A large bottle doesn't cost very much, but if It falls to give easy relief in every case of liver sluggish ness and -constipation, yon have only to ask for yoor money back. Dodson's Liver Tone is a pleasant tasting, purely vegetable remedy, harmless to both children and adults. Take a spoonful at night and wake up feeling fine; no biliousness, sick head ache, acid stomach or constipated bowels. It doesn't gripe or cause In convenience all the next day like vio lent calomel. Take a dose of calomel today and tomorrow you will feel weak, sick and nauseated. Don't lossi a day's work! Take Dodson's Liver Tone Instead and feci fine, full ol vigor and ambition. Adv. mm For MALARIA, CHILLS and FEVER. SOLO FOR SO YEARS. ALSO A FINE GENERAL STRENGTHEN ING TONIC. Sold by All Drag Store. Fashionable. "Was It a fashionable wedding?" "Very. The groom wore his army nnlform.' Very Short First Messenger Boy Gee. Dis is a long novel. Second Messenger Buy Naw kin read it iu three messages. Ter rjl&ggsm, J",WIV!WI 'AppenJIcllls Is primarily due to the poisons formed by decaying food in the bowels. It is a disease caused by im proper and Insufficient bowel elimina tion. Many people have only a small passage in the center of the bowels while the sides are clogged with old, stale, fermenting matter. They may have a bowel movement every day but it Is not a complete movement and the old stale matter stays in the sjftem to ferment and cause trouble. Besides appendicitis such unclean bowels cause headaches, stomach trouble and 90 per cent of all other sickness. The old foul matter sticking to the sides of the bowels often stays in for months. potsortfng the body and causing that listless, tlre"d feeling known as "auto intoxication. . HOW TO AVOID TROUBLE. The way to avoid sickness and to keep feeling full of ambition Is to watch your bowels. Just as you keep the outside of your body clean, you should also KEEP THE INSIDE CLEAN. It Is even more Important to keep the bowels clean than It Is to keep yoor body washed, because the mllHons ofTporitn' the- thirty-feet of bowels atiieklV absorb poisons generated by decaying food left carelessly in the bowels. Don't allow the old. ferment ing, filthy stuff to stay in your bowels for weeks, but GET IT OUT and keep It out Remember, filthy bowels are the cause of TOot sickness no stom ach, liver or any other organ can do its work with a foul cesspool sending out gases and poisons. Even if your bowels move slightly each day, that is not enough. There must be an occa sional THOROUGH, complete cleans ing to rid your system or all accumu lated, decaying matter. HOW TO CLEAN BOWELS QUICK. The MOST COMPLETE bowel cleans er known is a mixture of buckthorn bark, glycerine and ten other ingredi ents, put up in ready prepared form under the trade name of Adler-i-ka. This mixture is so powerful a bowel cleanser that it ALWAYS does its work properly and thoroughly. It removes foul and poisonous matter which other cathartic or laxative mixtures are un able to dislodge. It does a COMPLETE job and it works QUICKLY and with out the least discomfort or trouble. It is so gentle that one forgets he has taken It until the THOROUGH evacu ation starts. It Is astonishing the great amount of foul, poisonous matter a SINGLE SPOONFUL of Adler-1-ka draws from the alimentary canal matter you would never have thought was in your system. Try It right after a natural bowel movement and notice how much MORE foul matter, will be brought out which was poisoning your system. In slight disorders such as occasional constipation, sour stomach, "gas on the stomach"' or sick head ache, one spoonful brings relief al most INSTANTLY. Adler-i-ka is the MOST THOROUGH bowel cleans er and antisepticizer ever offered in ready prepared form. It Is a constant surprise to people who have used only ordinary bowel and stomach medicine and the various oils and waters. REPORTS FROM PHYSICIANS. Dr. James Weaver, Loa, Utah: "t have found nothing in my 50 years practice to excel Adler-i-ka." Dr. W. A. Line, West Baden, Ind.f "I use Adler-i-ka in my practice ana have found nothing to excel it." Dr. F. M. Prettyman, Mallard, Minn.i "I use Adler-i-ka In all bowel cases) and have been very successful with It. Some cases require only one dose." Druggist D. Hawks, Goshen, Ind.f "One of our leading doctors has uset Adler-i-ka in cases of stomach troubl with wonderful success. He has not lost a patient and saved many operations. J. E. Piickett, Gillham, Ark.: "I had bad stomach trouble. After taking Adler-i-ka feel better than for 20 years. Haven't language to express the awful Imparities which were eliminated from my system. Cora E. Noblett. Sageeyah, OkIa,f "Thanks to Adler-1-ka I can sleep all night flow, something I could not do for years." Mrs. L. A. Austin. Ausland .'Mlnn.r "I could not eat a tb.insr, my stomach" wa so weaK. Aaier-1-na mane me reel pei ter and am now able to work and gain- Ing." Adler-1-ka sold by leading druggists in each city. Large bottle sent express paid for $1.25. Interesting book about appendicitis free. Adler-1-ka Co., Dept A. St. Paul, Minn. Well-Drained Road. make available immediately $75,000, 000 for use in federal aid, it would be possible for the government and the states to build 34,000 miles of highways this year if labor could be obtained. A grave and majestic outside is, ns it were, the palace of the soul. Chi ncse Proverb. .'WWVWAAAAflAAAAAAAAAAAAflVflflAflaflAflg No Table Drink Has Ever Taken The Place Of The Original 'OSTUM CEREAL BoH just like coffee 15 minutes after boiling begins. Its delicious flavor, rich seal brown color and fine aroma make it such a satisfying cup that Postum is the ideal drink with meals for both children and grown people. Used in place of coffee it provides a real health drink. Contains no drugs, no caffein as does coffee; doesn't make you nervous, sleepless or fretf uL There's a Reason At Grocers two sizes 1 5c & 25c. avyyvvvvwvvwvvvwwww VALUE OF POULTRY MANURE Increased Supply of Fresh Vegetables May Be Obtained By Applying to Garden Soil. The droppings from fowls, if care fully saved and applied to the garden Boil, will Increase the supply of fresh vegetables. Poultry manure is rich in nitrogen and is -well worth the effort It reciuires to save and apply. The droppings from an average farm flock will amount to considerable fertility during the year. AUTO TAXES TO GO TO ROADS Committee Appointed in Alabama to Request License Fees Be Applied to Highways. The Birmingham (Ala.) Automobile club has appointed a legislative com mittee which is to appear before the state legislature with the request that all automobile license fees and taxes be applied on the cost of Improved roads in the state. The funds thus diverted would amount to $1,500,000 annually. Slow In Road Building. With all her development, Amerlct has always been Blow In the matter of road building. Fertilizer pays better if it's Phosphorus Needed. It Is now generally agreed by ex perlment station professors and prac tical farmers In oar eastern states that the greatest fertilizer needed by our soils Is phosphorus, and that the best method of supplying it Is in the form of acid phosphate. Great Need of Farmer. If there Is any one thing that the farmer needs more than another. It Is good highways. Every other busi ness Is on the line of progress, so why not the road business? kr J TACf MAI Ici.rtatB ORDER NOW AND AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT F. S. ROYSTER GUANO COMPANY Norfolk, Va. Richmond, Va. Tarboro,N.C. Charlotte, N. C Washington, N. C Columbia, S. G Spartanburg, S. C. Atlanta, Ga. Macon, Cp, Columbus, Ga, Montgomery, Ala. Baltimore, Md. Toledo, O. '