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?BransoBHnnnBBBB! . occurred Monday after jMufenti' home, after an gSnonthf. Ri^Sbn. r-Jand 'Mrs. P. A. Good iroc street a bouncing, joy. The youngster baa George Howard Good 1 Mrs. Goodnight are re ratulatlons from their Mu-Mu. uabera of the Mu-Mu club Ifhtfully entertained at the Ulaa^Audele Furbee Monday (?BS?itgMarrled. K; Shock, of this city, and SjellaiBerry.-ot Columbus, O., narrled in Fairmont Saturday mjUnul happy couple will make SSmiiCT?ennBboro. SB:?! Book Club. jRSJCSHIte will entertain the lubXayher'horae on Furbee ave fursday afternoon. *JH; JLTr?nsferr:ti. iSSftBeardmore, who has been KeffNatlonal Supply company ii?theSpa8t months has been SSttJtOjthe' company's offices at tjfKansas. - ? esSMKr Oklahoma. nee CottriU and Giofge G?a ft Tuesday for the Oklahoma is?where they have accepted SSRE FORTHIESS& ill From Their Boxes re Snowing a Large ^raentof %ltskirts and , n k Dresses al manufacturers knowing ot tore's large business sent us [BBSle^^Included are skirts W^sj^n""'every good style Selconservatlva to the moat lie: only one or two ot a l and size, they have been te|tatjyeiy low prices to pS&lyysei action. jn'l.Roliulilo coat anil Suit Dept., Third Floor. ips: naa retuniea\irom i business vUit to New Martinsville. Arch Hasklns has returned to Wheel; Ing sifter spending a few darg in this city visiting with his parents on Hihg street. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Turner,'L. Sny der and W. M. Michaels are in Pitts burgh,' attending the automobile show." B. Frank Beers, of Moundsvllle, is In this city visiting with relatives. " Mrs. Donley Jones and children have returned from Moundsvllle, where they were visiting with relatives. K. G. Culllnan, of Washington, Pa/, Is in this city visiting with relatives: John R. Brown, of Weston, is in the city for a short visit with relatives. E. C. Stalmaker has gone to Balti more Md. for a few days' business vis it. M. J. King has returned from Broom field, where he was looking after busi ness interests. EAST SIDE NEWS-: Hope Sewing Circle. The Hope Sewing Circle will be en tertained on Friday evening by Miss Mary HIte, at her homo on Chicago street. At Cook Hospital. Mrs. Walter Goodnight underwent an operation at Cook hospital Mon day. Here From Wlnchest:r. Charles Robinson, of Winchester, Va., is the guest of relatives iu this city. Returned Home. Mr. and Mrs. Criser. who have been visiting their daughter, Mrs. Jesse Re*, on Gulfey street, have returned to their home at Keyser. Sunday School Night. Tonight is Sunday school night at the Diamond street M. E. church re vival. Rev. H. B. Workman will preach and his sermon will be for the young people especially. The meetings con tinue to grow in interest with cach service. Personal*. Mancel Carpenter, of Vermont ave nue. who has been ill for several days, was morse yesterday. Mrs. qpra L. Morrow is 111 at her home in State street. Mrs. Dorsey Pople, of Fetterman, spent the past few days here. Miss Margaret Workman is able to be out after a few days' illness. Mrs. E. G. Wilson and children re turned yesterday from a few days' vis It at Richmond. They were acompan ied home by Mrs. C. E. Smith, of Rich mond. . Ho is the new French minister ot war and 1b an authority on military aviation, a branch of the service re cently severely criticised in France. KREW-PINA DRIVES AWAY COLDS. Look out Tor that cold. Do not let It hang on too-long, or the re sult may be s erlous. If It is hard to shake off, loosen It up with Krew Pina, the great cold, cough, croup and pneumonia remedy. Just rub It on the chest at night, working Jt thoroughly into the akin. In ex treme cases rub also into the back between the Bhouldera. Affords relief quicker than any other med icine you can use. Does not blis ter, does not stain the clothes and contains no poisonous opiates. Fin est thing in the world for children. Frequently : prevents1. . pneumonia. Get It at your "druggist, and take nothing else, <jr order it from-the manufacturer, The Krew-Pina Co., Waynesburg, Pa. In Darkest Alabama. "Say, Alabama 13 a dry state, Isn't it?" "Sure." "Why, my dear, when I was there I saw several negroes who were intox icated." "Well, of course they can't stop the salo'of that awful cotton gin entirely." ?Cornell Widow. Ma Corrected. Little Sister?Ma. Willie kept the largest half of the apple for himsolf? Willie?No, I-didn't, ma. . -? Mother?But 1 see the largest half In your hand. Willie?Excuse me, ma. There be ing but two halves to an apple, there can't be any "largest."?Boston Tran script. HEADS AIR FLEET IN FRENCH ARMY If mo cc?Z3**2ariuv. ml ctu iiRicrican , artillery battery ever Beta 'fruhlft tir ing distance of Villa's bandit "army," a little two-wheeled cart will clatter up behind the roaring guns and a long ladder, like tho extension lad ders used by fireman, will shoot Into the air. Guy ropes will be run out to pegs driven into the des,ert sand, and an officer will clamber up to a seat at the top of the swaying structure. There, 40 feet from the ground, he will squint through a telescope at the puffs of smoke that mark the landing rnmr BILL WILSON IS FOR ISA FAKE Administration's Attitude on Grave Matter is Pea nut Politics. IS SHOWN UP fif BAKER Rep. Hay's Measure Simply Is Not What It Pur ports to Be. WASHINGTON. March 22.?"If Uncle Sam is going to buy two cow ponies to add to his military establish ment the American people want to know it and they do not want to be told that ho is adding a fine team of Perchorons, weighing upwards of 1, 800 pounds apiece. Especially, do they want to be certain that he is not paying Percheron prices for the cow ponies. And yet, the Hay military bill provides for adding the two ponies, calling them Percherons and pretty Marly for paying the price of Perch erons. In order words, tho American voters may be divided on the advis ability and extent of further prepar edness, but they don't want to bo flim-flammed." This statement was made to your correspondent by a mem ber of the Military Committee regard ing the Ilay bill, which the Houso will probably pass this week, a measure which no other than the new Secre tary of War, Mr. Baiter, lias shown up as to be a "fake measure" shrewdly designated to hide the radical differ ence between President Wilson and Ills party and to deceive the public. Hay v?. Baker. Chairman Hay opens his report on his Military bill with the statement i that it will malce. "Immediately avail able 1,324 790 men." Secretary Ba ut me oattcry*a sneus. Tills Is what Ib called "spotting." It Is tlie sim plest method of observing the Are and correcting inaccuracies. The observer telephones what he sees to the battery commander, who corrects his ranges accordingly. Those field observation towers are set up on the highest spot available near the battery. In flat country, such as the northern port of Mexico, they would be extremely useful. At long ranges in hilly country, however, the aeroplane Is thc? most "-efficient means of observing the effect of artillery Are. ker, writing to a member of Congress, says that, calculating as Mr. Hay cal culates, there are now available 1, 284,780 men, so that, "In other wdrds, the only Immediate effect of the pas sage of the House Army bill would be the increase ot the regular army by 40,000 men, and even that increase, being added in four annual increments would require about four years' time to be recruited and a still longer time to become effective.'; Secretary Ba ker then goes to show how ridicu lous Is the method of figuring em ployed by Chairman Hay. Mr. Hay says the army reserve will be 60,000 men. Mr. Baker proves that it will not equal more than 16,000 men and that even this Increase will not begin ?until three years after the passage of the bill. Mr. Hay Includes In his figures "270.200 former regulars." Mr. Baker shows that not more than 82, 796 such former regulars would bo available and that even they would require three months' intensive train ing. Mr.Hay Includes 395,590 mon who in ten years have "passed through" the militia. Mr. Baker points out that Mr. Hay makes no deduc tions for deaths and disabilities and includes in this figure all who have been enlisted, even though they nev er served but a day or ? a few days with the militia. Mr. Hay includes 330,000 young, men who have passed through the military schools. Mr. J Baker shows that thie Includes ali i who were even enrolled, makes no allowance for deaths and disabilities, and that only 52,000 of that enroll ment ever graduated. Secretary Ba ker sums up the men actually trained for military Bervlce as follows: regu lar army, including Philippine Scouts 100.000; regular army reserve. 2,900; partially trained in the militia, 129,. 000; dthers who have had some train ing, 241,000; making a total of trained and partially trained of 478, 700'men, as against Mr. Hay's 1,324, 790. President's Bill. When Secretary Baker's exposure FOR OVERWORKED WOMEN This Is the season ot the year when the wife and mother begins to feel the strain of household and so cial duties and get Into a run-down, nervous, weakened condition. To all such our local druggist, Crane's Drug Store, say: "We have a rare combi nation of the three oldest tonics known in Vlnol, which we guarantee to re store strength make you eat better, sleep better arid feel better, or we re turn your money. Vlnol js sold In Mannlngton by the Perscriptlon Phar macy. F. V. CO. The time is at hand when you will soon resurrect your automobile for another season. And it will be to your advantage to have your tires properly repaired at'the beginning of the season. Tire repairing, done by expert tire repair men who thoroughly, understand the fundamental principles of tire*. Is a profitable Inveitment for you. We have one of-the-moat oompleite up-to date Vulcanizing Plants In the state of West Virginia. Manned with experts with 15 years experlenoe. Fourth year. In Fairmont., We will call for your work, repair, and promptly return It to ybu. All work Is guaranteed. If your tire li not worth repairing we will frankly tell you.so. Section repairs are so varied as to make flat charges Impractical, but following Is an approximate price on section work. SECTION WORK. 8 inch Tires .... .$2.00 4Ys inch Tires . . $3.50 8y2 inch Tires . .$2.50 . jj inch Tires .;. .v^00 . 4inch Tires ....$3.00 '8urf,e# 0uVto ?i!o' , 250 FAIRMONT VULCANIZING CO. Corner Worpnlown Ave & Elkint St. Bell Phone jeJftctSatitL,-. uia liiey uo uujt'tl iu-"?UCh ll bil! b?t lng'< passed with the statement that' l It will 'Increase the available "trained force to upwards of UOO.OJO.' Then Mr > Hay Informed this House that his Mil- was . President Wilson's bill. "It Is his bill." declared Mr. Hay. "It carries ' out the; recommendations he i made to Congress. In fact, It goes further than the President asked us 'to go. It Is true that the bill does not contain the continental army fea ture, but the President. In suggesting the continental army feature, was de sirous of some sort of machinery to tlmo of war. He thinks this bill makes the National Guard a sufficient force In time of peace to he available as a fighting forte in time of war." Now "the master's rod" Is to be used in the House and every loyal Demo crat will vole for the bill or lie barred from the White House pie counter. Preparedness and Politics. The lnalde of the preparedness sit uation is politics, pure anil simple^ After vigorously opposing, for nearly three years, any Increase of the mil itary establishment and telling Con gress that those who advocated it were "nervous and hysterical." Mr. Wilson suddenly dccided that his pol icy was unpopular and, as Is his cus tom. without asking the advice of his party leaders he declared he was for extensive preparedness and made a stumping tour of the country to advo cate it. Democratic politicians say Mr. Wilson converted no Democrats to his views and that those Republi cans who applauded him lmve always believed in It. They realize that they must deal with their constituents who are against preparedness of the typo advocated by the President, so they will not voto for it. Therefore, the Administration has set them the task of passing a measure which will look enough like actual preparedness to save the President's face, while it ac tually provides for so little prepared ness that the most pacific Democratic, or Republican, voter cannot object to it. That the latter end was accom plished is shown by the fact that not a single avowed pacifist on the Mili tary Committee voted against the bill. The President's face can bo saved, of course, only to the extent that the advocates of preparedness can be flim-flammed, and that depends en tirely o ntho Intelligsnce of tlm voters. As. Mr. AVllson has so long and so successfully fllm-flamirfed so many vo ters with regard to his conduct of or elgn relatione, he does not place a high estimate on the intelligence of the voters and he is assuring his Democratic friends In Congress that it is mere child's play to "fool all of the voters all of the time." Sisters Sent to Jail CLARKSBURG, W. Va., March 22.? Jail sentences of three days each and fines of $10 and costs apiece were Im posed today In Magistrate William E. Starcher's court in this city upon Maiz le and Emma Wright, aged women of Bridgeport, for stealing a stack of hay from a nearby farm of E. P. Garrett', a Clarksburg farmer, and feeding it to' their cow. They are sisters. : ** * . Work. "Work is not man's punishment; h Is biff reward and his strength, hit (lory and his pleasure."?George Sand Spring Suit and .Gowri ConMM'tlie GORSET L-LUXURIOUS^ R-RUSTLESS C-COMFORT That la the Real Meaning Behind jjS ? Come and in and let us help you ' find the style that suits you best You SS will enjoy the wonderful freedom that you feci in tliis front-laced corset. Carpet-Department at E. 0. Jones Store Tho E. C. Jones department store has added to its stock a line of fine rugs and draperies, a handsome win dow display heralding the fact to tho public. The new department will be found at the rsar of the first floor. : Tho addition of the new department adds greatly to the uesfulness of the establishment and is another evidence of ths business enterprise of the firm. They have a splendid line of rugs and draperies on hand and the present stock will be augmented with the lat est contributions from the metropoli tan markets. Honor Aged Churchman PARKERSBURG, W. Va., March 22. ?Many telegrams, letters and cards of greeting were received by Bishop Announcement NOn or about April i, the under signed will open up a shop with complete equipment for oity acetylene welding and brazing. Tlrea, accessories, magnetos and carburetor specialists. C. J. Cuppette H. S. Brosiut, 311-313 Wathlngton St. George W. Peterkln of tie Welt Vir ginia diocese of the ProteatantvEpia-'. ?. copal church on tho occasion ofjhis; seventy-fifth birthday .anniversary. One of the telegrams was from the1. ^ committee in charge of the raising of the permanent endowment fund of the church from 140,000 to $100,000,,which ' ' was started by the bishop. It was an- r nounced that pledges amounting ? to >53,473 had been received, and that thtfbalance was assured. WHY " would not make any difference, lie ?. strong we put it?you are entitled to proof anyway. ? 1 -.... ? Here's the proof: The following is from Frank C. Treadway, a well known citizen' ofj Parkersburg, W. Va.: r can honestly recommend Maftn'ijj Rheumatic and Blood Ellxer, as lt cdm pletely cured me of a bad 'caaegot' rheumatism some yearB'ago." ?, " No arguments, Juse proof. Try it andjggt'ffievreiultn for { self, i Thfcii$yot?.^fcl>S^doln*J talking.:'1 ThRt's^!b'(MScSrS^bf*th?i success of Martln'a ' RhtfumatjcCSi , _ Blood Elixer?tho praise 6f those, whoj1 know! Price $1.00 a bottle at Crane'B Drug Store., Ltquil or ''tabletalTSIgOl dayB treatment. ;. ';iM The Long-Sought -_JL - Zl.' . "