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12 Til 13 1HJ ISLINGTON, VT FKEE PKKSS, FRIDAY. MARCH 20. JS5. NOTtiS MOM ' A IH'P f I v ill I 1 l IV. THE RETIREMENT OF GEN. SHERMAN I'min (ho I'lnanec Committee lie 1 t'lliit'H ti Olvc lilt Itcnsims lor no Oiling The Oklahoma lliiolocis Mtntt (lo, for President (.'lev eland S.js So The Semite Cmillillltccs. i , WAMtiMrroN, March III. In accordance with the provision of the Hist sundry civil appropriation bill the cenctts bureau has been closed tip and Superintendent Katon and Chief Richards havu been relieved from duties. Xearly all of the employes have been transferred to I he pension olllee. .lames II Wardlc, formerly chief of the iwlciiitiir.il division, remains in charge of the u cords ol the bureau. Gossip Is busy in assigning reasons for Senator Shei man's declination to serve on the llh.ince committee. To a reporter to day .-'eiu.tor Sherman said: "If I have any npologi.'s to make 1 will make them to my icm-tituenls." la connection with the lepoi't that ill feeling cxisls between Senator Sherman and Senator Morrill, the latter gentleman said as far as he knew their lelatinis were cordlil. Tlu'te is said to be a feeling Vhicli is not entirely cordial betweciil.-jheriniiiinnd Aldrich, Hu mor alludes indellnitely to tlie demand or requests made bv the lormer that the latter should be removed from the lliiance committee in default of which he (Sher man' would no longer serve. Tills can not be traced to any authentic source. The reason brought lorward for the ret Mo ment ot Senator Sherman wa.s his belief that the interests of his constituents were not fairly considered in the action of the committee upon tiie wool tarill. The following are the chairmen of the Senate committees as con: titulcd !tv ttnvl body to-day : On agriculture and "forest ry, Miller of Xew York j on appropria tions, Allison ; audit and control of con tingent expense of theSenate,.Iones of Co lorado . on civil service and retirement, (law ley . on claims, Pike ; on commerce, McMillan ; on District ot Columbia, In galls , on education and latior, lllair ; on engrossed bill, Saulsbury ; on bills, I Sow en . on epidemic diseases, Harris ; to ex amine several branches of civil service, l.ampson ; expenditure of public money. v. mien. : nuance, .viditiii : iislieries. Palm er fo'eign relations, Miller of California ; 1 mprovomont of Missit-slpi river, Van .111 inn Wyik Indian nll'air.- Dawes judiciary, i-.uinuu.it. : nnrary, Mierman ; maun fnctnrct. ltiddlebuiger ; military all'air.s, ewill . mines and mining, Teller ; naval all'air.s, Cameron ; patents, Piatt : pensions, Mitchell ; postollices and VOst roads, Conger ; printing-, Manderson; private land claims, Hansom ; privileges und election, Hoar; public buildings and grounds, Million; public lands, Plume: railroads, Sawyer: revision of laws of the fluted States, Wilson ot Maryland; rev olutionary claims, .Jones of Florida; rules, i leiiiiones, iiarnson; transporta tion routes to the seaboard, Aldrich; to investigate condition of the river front of Washington, McPherson ; to make pro vision for taking pensions and ascertain ing results thereoi, Hale; to inquire into nil claims of citizens of United States against government of Nicaragua, Maxey : woman sutrrage, Cockrell ; additional lie eommodations for library ot Congress, Yourhces. Treaties ot .Minor Importance to I hi Pre sentedThe Havana anil Uccipri.rity Treaty the .Most Iini.ortant Ilmi-iiL-hs The Session I.llielv lo Ad- Jimrn this Week. U'.siiN(, if in-, March 1.".. The Senate is likely to devote some of its spare lime din ing the present week to th s cousiderath n of foreign all'airs. It is expected that two or three treaties of minor iinp jrtance, and in respect of which there can lie little dif ference of opinion, will be reportefl from the committee on foteign relations and taken up by the Senate in executive ses sion during the week. Among them will probably lie tlie treaty in relation to the boundary lines between tills country and Mexico. The treaty providing for a read judication of the Weil and I, a Abua claim and the resolution witli regard to Central American all'air.s mav also be reported and discussed during week. The more important of the the. punning treaties, However, anion xvhich are the Havana and reclnroelt v iieiu utui iiiat reiainiic lo ine patent rjLtnis system will be held back until tlie rcKUlar session. The "bach-bone" resolu- lion otrered by .Senator Van Wvek will doubtless be further discussed to-morrow. It Is probable that all the public business which the .Senate has on hand will be dis noscd ol witli three or lour days' discus sion and the body will then only await the pleasure of the executive and will adjourn us soon as ids important nominations liav e been received and acted upon. The llaen Court Xlaitlal. Wvsiii(,t(iv. .M ircli The copy of the report of the S -crelary of War for ISs'l was jireseuted to the Ilazeu court martial his niornins and evidence produced simw 'Hl; the same has been received by the ' hief signal ollicer. This report contained a memorandum dated .September in, lss:i, stilting that the Secretaries of War and Navy had decided it not practicable to send oilier expedition to the relief of Lieut, (ileely in that year. C'.ipt. Afills was ex iinincd with regard to tho presence ol ' ii. II i.en at tie- signal o!Uee on Dm. 11. I' s.i. and the prusecution rested their case. Tlie defence then called Captain Millsns ihc nrst witness. In answer to questions is to whether a written copy of the hove memorandum is ou lile in the signal iflice, he said he did not think such copy was on lile there, hut thai on the ii ite of that decision the Secretary of War i,,ive him a hektoi;raph co;iy of the memo l.iudum. ills recollection was that this copy was Intended to be given du. ssori.itcd I're-s for imblicition as an answer to liumerous inquiries on the subject that had come to the Secretary 'f War. Kdmund lliulsoii, editor of life Capitol, this city, was then called by the defence, ills attention was called to tlie item published m that paper March 1, ls',", statiiiK t iti. lla.en had written a I........ ... il... w, ,,r vi'.... lhl-nvcllKr libnni. 'l,. tin, Ii-,.,.!,. (..,. nilnation ot the (ireeiy relief expe dition' upon that ollielal and stating further that it was said llazen had tisked leave to no South in order lo be ab sent from the city when tlie latter should I come into the bauds of the secretary. The ! witness was asked If he had written tho article In question. The judge advocate objected to the introduction of newspaper ai tides as testimony on the ground that , thev were irrelevant and immaterial, In replying to tliis objection .Judge .Mackey, ' counsel fur accused, created a sensation in , rourt by Ktating he Intended to trace the' article In (iiestiontotlieSecretary of War. I He said : "We propose to traco by gradual and well-connected proof this paragraph back to its source. Wo propose to follow by a chain of well connected links this par agraph and the paragraph in the Chicago Tribune perhaps to the door of the Secre tary of War's chamber follow them lohis desk; follow them to his hand, and to show that tho war secretary who has charged an ollicer of the army of the I tilted States with violation of duty by alleged criticism of Ids action in public prints, that the Secretary of War sat tit his desk mid coined libel llku h mint that he inspired tills paragraph." The ludtre aihocatn said the defence be fore they could be allowed to make the plea In mitigation must llrst admit Hie olfeneo. The court went Into secreel ses sion to consider the objection of the judge i advocate adjourned without reaching de cision. Tim I'lrsldcnt Semis a .Xlesniuo to tin. Sen ate The Demnri'iits Complete tlielr lluorKiinlzutlon of ConinilltccM. WASliiNinoV, March 11!. A written message from the President was sent to the Capitol this afternoon for the purpose of withdrawing from the Senate tho Xic- nragttnti canal tieaty and the Spanish reciprocity treaty in order that they may I be examined and considered by the new administration. The Senate had adjourn I ed, however, before the message reached Its destination, The Democratic Senators completed ) their reorganization of the majorities of I Senate committees this afternoon, The list was given to the chairman of the lte- publican caucus committee to be present ed to the Senate to-morrow. I A telegram was received at the Indian j bureau announcing the sudden death of .1. M. Ilaworlli, general superintendent of Indian schools this morning at Albuquer que, Xew Mexico. ! It is understood that Col. A. 11. Dicker son of Xew Yoik is to lie appointed chief 1 clerk of the treasury department. i Sergeant I'.. S. Dinsniore of the metro politan police fotee, whohnsbeeii perform- Jing special duty for several years at the main entrance to the White House, re slngned his position as a police olllee to- ; day to accept a place as one of the regular Presidential ushers. Kv-Piesidont Ar thur appointed him totliat position on the llrst instant, subject to the approval of President Cleveland who has since signi- 1 lied Ills hearty ac(iiiesence in the ap pointment. It is mentioned as one of Sergeant Din .niore's itiallllcatioiis for the place that lie can tell a "crank as far as lie cansoe him. i President Cleveland to-day issued a proclamation oidering the "Oklahoma i boomers" from Indian lands in the Indian Territory, and also warning all persons .and associations against any organized 'and forcible settlement upon said lands. If this order is not voluntarily obeyed the 'military power of the Government will be J invoked to secure its enforcement. I My the reorganization of the White House clerical lorce it has been reduced one-half. The old clerks who have been retained under the new arrangement are w,1- n- Crook, Charles M. lleudley and '' .Montgomery. .Ministers anil Man lull's. ' Prom n lecture by lion. 1',. .1. l'li 'lps bcfoi the Divinity School ol Vale College. There are a few loi,al safe-guards, where there ought to be more, surrounding the , ceremony of marriage. A marriage 11 ! cence is sometimes required, but lack of ' it does.nut vitiate the marriage. The pen alty for violation usually falls on the clergyman. The public have a right to 1 require that they shall be furnished with certain evidences ils to every niarriaue. i The law sometimes requires publication of i banns or of intention. It also sometimes I requires that the clergyman shall keep a I record of marriages hiniselt, or deliver it ' for tiling in a designated public olllee. j Whatever the requireiflcnts of the law l may be they .should be carefully observed. It is also wise lor every clergyman to pro I vide himself with record evidence of every marriage he solemnizes, even if the 1 law does not require it. It is otten impor I taut for the vindication of the rights ot parties concerned, and often to the vindi cation ot the minister limisell. The Eng lish law requires that the parties sub scribe their names to the record of the olliciating minister. As a matter of pru dence this should always be done, even though not legally required. As to the marriages which may lie celebrated : The parties must be of suillcieiit age, fourteen lor the male, twelve tor the female, by Un common law. They must lie sane ;'thcy musi oe unmarried, aim noi reiaicii vviui in tlie prohibited decrees. There must be no compulsion nor iraud. . represent!!- Hon that a liuirriaire ceiemonv was mero: ly a lormnl cnai;eiiieiit was held fraud in Vermont. In some states consent of par ents is required when parties are under a certain age. Hut when the parlies are over the required line, or where no such law prevails, tlie minister should proceed with caution in a certain class ol eases. There is no obligation of law compellim: I you to perform the ceremony. In every I ease of a proposed marriiiKc that bears the appearance oi iieinji secret, or Willi undue I haste, the eleruvmau should beware. A I secret iimriiae can rareiy ou jiisliucii , 1 Here is a (listiiicilou netwi , , ecu a secret and a private marriage. Cur,. slinoM in. tiiL-i.t, with hasty niarrmges and marriages at unseasonable hours. Such marriages by the Knglisli law are guarded against. Kvery marriage there must be solemnized in a church except by special permission. Uaniis must be published ; the ceremony must be before twelve o'clock, noon. A proposed private marriage may be attend ed with obvious disparity ol ago or condi tion between the parties. Circumstances may indicate that something is wrong. Thousands of marriages have been cele brated when a word to a foolish or mis guided girl by the minister would have saved her from ruin. A clergyman is lacking in tlie very highest duty in regaid to tliat sacred ceiciuony who does not in loi m hiniselt, so far as he can, regarding the circumstances ol a pioposed private marriage. Want of consent ol parents m tlie ease ol a young girl bhould always oc casion inquiry. Delay and wise counsel may prove most salutary. PAhTIJ DIAMONDS. Sumo lirilllaut Kellcrtlous Irani our ehnuges. A cohl wave si ruck the country simulta neously with the convention ot Hazeu's court-martial. He knows how it is him self now. l'lilltnli l))liltt A'cicv. Lord Durham has been defeated in his stiil tor divorce, as lie ought to have been. There was never anywhere a more dis graceful exhibition of selllshhcss ami un manly meanness than that which this "noble lord'' has all'orded. A". 1'. Com mcirliil AlrerUi r. Tho French are lighting with a great deal of perseverance in China, but war news from other parts of the world is more interesting than accounts ol the deaths of forty 1' renehmeu and tf.OiM Chi nese near vv hang isaiig-Sdang-llnl or I'ee- i WcC-Sllee-K lllll l'ossi)!y l ieslllis deuce of the war clouds in Kgypl and Afghan istan would arouse tlie public In a recogni tion of the pleasing features of tlie French si niggle in Hie Kast, but for the present they will have to be neglected, 7'i'oj V'wcn. Walt Whitman, the poet, has a brother who Is water commissioner in St. Louis. It Is supposed, by the w ay, that It was while on a visit to this brother and walk ing about the business streets of St, Louis that Walt Whitman conceived Ihu Idea or his poem, "lllades of tirass." Clihuijit Tribune. ".My dear fellow," said Sydney Smith toa man who was patting the shell of a tortoise in the Hope ot incasing the crea - ture, "you might just as well pat the dome ot .St. Paul's Cathedral to please the Dean," Kmnilly absurd would It bo to imagine that any iulliieuce possessed bv raigiaiiii in. c.aoiii or i auiiaiiar can tiosst - blv all'cct the wild iboiintaiiicers of Herat who are 1 reiiuently at deadly lend with iioth, and whose mounialns (in their own noasiiui purase) "tlie shallow 01 the Ameer's throne Is not long enough to reach." a, 1 , Time, PI'.ltsO.VAl, AND I'Ol.l l K AI,. Two prominent St, Louis Democrats have published letters charging Governor Mnrmadnke of -Missouri with lying, The-New York Star Is to be revived in Its daily edition as an Independent paper. Its old conductor will be at the helm again. I. lout. A. W. Greely has accepted the In vitation of the Scottisli geographical socie ty to address its members on the occasion ot his proposed visit to Great Mritaln. Although Secretary Vilas Is put down as the only representative ot the West In the Cabinet, three of Its members live west of the centre of population. Kdwin Mobth thoroughly enjoys his quiet, beautiful home on Chestnut street in Moston, where he ami his devoted (laughter are all the vvoild to each other. Aside lrom Mr. Month's professional greatness, he is one of the truest-hearted and noblest of men ; generous, magnani mous and kind. It Is the President's Intention to allow ex-Senator Mruee to stay as register of the Treasury, as Mruce Is the best of the colored men In olllee and has a disease i which makes it Impossible lor htm lo live , a great while. Mr. Maiming is the only member of the Cabinet who Is not a lawyer. Professor Hansen, the famous chemist 1 of llelilelburg university, is dangerously ill. Tlie Chicago Union Veteran dull has adopted resolutions urging John A. Logan to write a history of the civil war. President .Julius II. Seelye of Amherst College Is seriously ill with erysipelas ill the head. Professor Alexander Agasslz is in the Hawaiian islands studying the formation of Hie islands and outlying reefs with a lew ol ascertaining data concerning the introduction to the archipelago ot vegeta ble, animal and human lile. ' The Democratic mayor-elect of l'tieu,X. V., was arrested as a confederate spy during the war and escaped by swearing lie w as a native of Canada, and claiming protection ot the liritisli minister at vv asiiinglon as a isrillsii suuject. lie lias not been naturalized since. Tlie President is getting prni.-c enough for little reforms indeed, the disposition to praise him is somewhat ridiculous. Let us hope that his ardent admirers will not exhaust themselves belore he comes lo the larger, reloi ins which the people expect. A'. )'. (ikjiik. The Xiilinnnl licinilillrtut publishes an interview with Postniaster-tieneral Vilas on the subject of appointments In the de partments, in which that gentleman is quoted as saying: "Tlie programme of the whole Cabinet is to select ollicials for their worth and valuetothe Government," and further, that "the policy ol the ad ministration is to bear out civil service rules lo the mil extent in the manage ment of the various departments. I shall enforce the rules here.'' ".litstly or unjustly," said Henry Water son three weeks ago, "the selection of Mr. Whitney )as n member of the cabinet) will be ascribed ton union ot two odious influ ences, the Standard Oil company and the McLean gang." Mr. Whitney is the son-in-law ot Senator 11. M. Payne of Ohio, win) is said to represent the Standard Oil company, the monoply by which the fam ily has made a fortune. These two "odious inlluences," like some other inllueiiccs having their root m New York Stale, will make themselves felt at Washington dur ing the next lour years. They will bear watching. lint iln Ciiiumercltil. A Washington despateli says: "A syn dicate of Maine Democrats, Including Senator.!. W. Ilradbury, ArthurSewell ot Math, S. S. Ilrown, chairman of the State committee; Mr. Mass, ownerof the Mangor Cummcrelitl ; It. K. Miliken of L'astport, laud "L'ncle" Edmund Wilson ol' Augusta are here looking after the patronage down in Alaine. They have talked with every one, from the 1'resident down, and are about persuaded Unit in the rush of other matters the .Maine olliees, save those that lull vacant, must wait for some time be fore any changes are made. This will be the case witli the principal places at l'ort laud and liaui;or especially." Why !i West I IW. W. Ilolden in Vermont Watchman. What earthly reason can anyoueKive for ' t,,.. ,!,,,, r... v-... , .. i iiiiiius i viiiiviiii iiiiu uuiiii. ii vni ; i ,ini ,7 one anion; many who nave tried me western country, nudum back in Vermont, satisfied to live and die here, believing that it oilers inducements as great, if not greater, than does thegreat West. 1 know that If the great wcsUth farmers indulged themselves in as many luxuries, sported as much style, and wasted as much mon ey and time in knicknacs as do tlie farm ers in Vermont, they couid not get a living. Compare tlie buildings , upon tlie larnis of Vermont witli those in the West. It is no uncommon tiling for an ordinary Vermont farmer to build a two or three thousand-dollar barn, und many ol their houses and outbuild ings are palaces lit lor a king to live in, .Many Vermont farmers diess as well, and so do their vv ives and children, as the presidents of the I'nitcd States and their iainilles, und many tanners drive us good n team as princes and nobles of foreign lands ever sat behind. If you, doubt it, attend chinch some Sunday in a country village in Vermont and mark the contrast befween tlie nice, sleek horses, silver plated harnesses, and the covered buggies with the coal teams that the stunc idass of fanners go to church with in a country village in the West. 1 would not be un deistood Unit every fanner in Vermont lives in a palace, or that every one sports a laney turnout, but 1 would be under stood there is no State in the I'ldoli, and no place under heaven w here the farming people deny themselves less of the coni torts ami luxuries of life than in Vermont; of the hoiisesjund barns built upon the farms within the last ten years, those cltiphoarded and painted are the rule and not the exception, Mut the man with lim ited means will say, "That may be all true, but I must go where the land Is cheap." That is just what every young man ought to do wlio wishes to start in life for him sclt with a little money, and there is no place in tlie world where a man can get so good a start with so little money as in Ver mont. There have been larnis recently sold here in Nnrthlleld, with one hundred acres of good laud, lor I,llilil, with good, com fortable buildings, which did not cost when new less than Sl.'JiM and while they are run down somewhat, they are com fortable and handy, with water running at house and barn : plenty of timberlaud for the wants of the farm; as pretty a I location as any one could ask ; railroad i (Central Vermont) running within lift v rods of tin house two and otio-liall miles ' to depot, tho same distance from churches, 1 a hlgli school, stores by the score, a good market for everything raised on the farm ; ' saw-tiiills, grist mills, repairshops of every . description : good district school not more 1 than one hundred rods from home, and , everything thai could aid a man m oeiug cotnfortabiu and happy. There are just such chances to buy a home in most of tlie towns In Vermont comfortalily lenceii and every tiling in shape, so that Tiny man with health mul enterprise can start In 1 life with the best of prospects, Ot'lt KAI.I'.IIXISL'OI'i:. "A full citizen's ticket I" appears as a heading, In an exchange. It is unneces sary lo specify the politics of the full citi zen. There Is a religious sect In Ohio which believes that when human beings die they turn into cats. j;oesn t It make a man shiver, though, to think that perhaps he has been slinging bootjacks all winter at his wife's grandmother. Hov. W. 11. II. Murray, writing about the sport of sliding in Canada, wonders' why it Is not popular In Massachusetts, i One kind of sliding Is very popular In Massachusetts, as Mr. Murray has good ' reason to know and that Is backslid ing. At a recent Texas marriage the bride groom came to the altar armed with a lille , and the bride with a revolver. It Is unnec essary to say that the ceremonies were al-' lowed to pioceed with the utmost decorum by the spectators. j An exchange tells of a X'ew England family which is now on its way round the world for the eighth time. It is a terrible i tiling to lie so hard pressed by one's credi-1 tors, A I "-year-old girl edits the only news paper in Kaglo Grove, Iowa, a town of l.KW inhabitants. She ought to marry some man who will be willing to slay at home and mend stockings and cook. "Tlie greatest accordion player in Mas sachusetts has not been out of doors tor twenty years," says an exchange. Wouldn't "ventured" be a better word to use In lids connect Ion The Aiabians have a funeral custom of placing ten cents in tlie mouth of the corpse to pay its passage over the river of death. Although thete ate no medical students in Arabia, they have to keep a pietly close watch of the graveyaids. "Music will be given by I) 's full or chestra," says an exchange. We have heard some orchestras which, by playing, were apparently very lull. . . , 1 ncir ' I'er- , haps this is one of them. 'Cauliflowers and onions covered with ( 'grated cheese makes a good side dish,1' says an exchange. Secnis as though we should prefer to have it a good ways one The base ball season has opened In Phil adelphia, and recently graduated doctors i and surgeons from all parts of the country are Hocking to Pennsylvania. , The inhabitants of India are not any wickeder than tlie rest of mankind, and yet they are raising cayenne all tlie time. Winter seemed to have lorgotten some thing. llostmi I'oxt, As. soon as the base bail season gets fairly under way the new administration will not be enibairassed by tlie attention ot tlie public 'htUt(lctihli Xtiith .1 iMcrt'iui. A Pennsylvania dairyman had his jaw broken tlie other day, but it is nol, known whether ii cow kicked him or tl' pump handle Hew uii.l'hlltlddiiliht dill. Gen. Wolseley has presented his "own sliver cigarette case" to one of Ids brave subordinates in token of his admiration. This suggests that there are other things out that wa. which have ended in smoke. Hu-lun lU'C)ihi(i !tcirl ficorisC (J. Cannon of I'tali, chief iimonLr the saints, who passed through the city last ninlit on his way to Washington, is described as a Hue conversationalist. That is small merit in a man who has so many wives to train him. I'ltMmrij. 1'it'., L'liiiinirlc-'J'cti ijruiih. IuaUKur.ition day was celebrated by sonn and wassail at Vassal-, the echoes of old l'ounhkeepsie resouudiiif; to the shrill rattle ot pea-nut shells and the sullen roar of a vast assemblage ealllui; as one Kill for more pie. I'liilmhliililn Si if "Don't you owe your '.Sod anything, -Mr (iriuneU ?" asked a deacon of the liaptist church, who was sitting in the corner on an empty nail keg, and who until that time had remained silent listening to the stories of tlie others, and to tlie old settler ' enumerate his many debts. The old man looked at the deacon a moment, stroking ids gri..ly beard, evidently in profound meditation : "Yes, deacon ; I do, bv gosh ! , Ves ; I doowe the Lord a heap; "but he ain't a crowdiu' me like the rest ot my creditors." li'liiumsiiorf lln nl.fust Th hit: College journals are getting so that they steal jokes like real newspapers. litistun Cos. The California Chinese merchants are said to have done a good business supply ing the French army in Tonqiiiu another evidence that tlie Heathen Chinee is pe culiar. Lmvcll Courier. There is nothing mean about men re formers. They are willing to give up all religious an 1 temperance work to women. What unlit wants to reform is olllee hold big:- He wants the oilier fellow turned out so that he may have his place. .Yen Di ll lllls 1'li lllilllli . So long as JO.OOt) girls who stand upon their leet all day as Hour clerus anq excite , the pity ol the community withtheir hard- hiiis can shake the light taiilastic skate at night overall miles of floor it will be useless to oppose the rinks. UielmHic A superintendent of a New York school wasseeking to develop the idea of a biped and quadruped aiming the scholars, lor which purpose lie had two pictures, one representing a horse, the other a rooster. Holding them alolt, In full view of tlie scholars, he asked in encouraging tones. "Now .which one anil:'" "Tlie rooster, sir," was the unanimous reply. - .V. )'. .WoI. j Divinity student (desperately in love) "Well, .Miss Kulalia, il you eaiiuow leturn my love we may at least pint lriends." , Kulalia "(), certainly. " "And cannot you give me one kiss to keep in sweet re membrance through my lonely life?" "I do not ihink it would be right, now, but I i will alter you are ordained." "Why, what dille'reiice would that make''" "You can perlorui the ceremony when I marry some one else, and you know it is custom ary to kiss the bride." He concluded he would have business in a foreign land about that time ViJmWpiii Cull. "Step this way, if you please, ladies," said the gracious floor walker, as lie led oil' w itli a majestic xvave of Ids hand. "We are sorry,' said madam ; "but we never learned" to walk that way." - I'nii.crs .s'fdiYMnui. All stage traditions clearly point out that Lady .Macbeth slept wilh her stock ings on. If Lady -Mac suffered lrom cold feet, as this would seem to indicate or rather if -Mr. Macbeth siill'eied from Ids ladv's chilly extremities the true solution of Ids otherwise inexplicable wickedness seems to have been discovered, Huttim Tninscrliit. , The newspaper humorist has liis own peculiar trial. His best paragraphs are unnoticed 11 III 11 some piraiicai sucei jinm I them as original matter. Then they are , copied from Han to neersneiia, the pirate receiving the credit, when credit is given, I .V. V. Trlhttiu "Xovv. .lohiiuie," said tho teacher, "If your ; father borrows HH und promises to one lOa week, now much will he owe in seven weeks''" "One hundred dollars," said lohiiuie ''I'm afraid you don't know your lesson very well," remarked the teacher. "1 may not know my lesson very , well," .fohnuie frankly admitted, 'but ' know my father,' J line. IDSSFBGURBNG HUMILBATING ERUPTIONS Itching and Burning! TORTURES I have tried for eleven years to lmxe my wile ell red of a terrible skin disease. The Cc Tict'iiA Kmr.iiiKS (t'UTicintA Ki:soi,vi:nt, the new 111 I I'liitllcr.Jntcniully. and Ct'TiriiA, the ifieal slda ('iiie,iind W-rri'ltA Soap, an exquisite Skin lieaiiltller, exteniillyl lme done In six weeks what I have tried for elecn years to lmw.'ilnnc. Yon shall haM tlieiniitli'ii ulars as soon as I can irh e t hem to von, and a we ate .so well known III this p.n t ol the eiiiin try.lt will hciicllt you, and the remedies will cine an tvnn n-e tiiein, .MAWtua:, Kv. ('HAS. ID WIIITll. BLOTCHES CURED7 100 I used your Cci ici'UA Itl'.Miaill'.s lor lllot ches, anil am completely eined, to my inex- piessllile joy. I fi lent MUP Is the liest 1 Inn e c er li-ed, and tot he unlc sslnn II Is 111- ' valuable lor ele.iiismif the skin thereby re- , moM'd all "eoi k. ' krie.ise, paint, and all the stnll used hy llinn, le i Inn: the skin pure anil white anil suit. Mv greatest ple.i-nre Is in lecoiniaeiiding such an ailh le. II. MACK. i'luiiii)i!nn Viinii'im, llutlrr nhili r. YoUMis'iow ,s, Ohio, SALT RHEUM. I luiM' hud the Salt Itlieuiii for about three years, and have spent tlmeand money to hae It emed, wiihout siiei ess, until I tried the Cf IICI'IIA Ill'.MKIilKs, whleluue dolnif the work. (i..l. VOl'Nti. M va-ui-'ini.ii, Coos ( di ntv, oiukion $200 FOR NOTHING. I In v Ing paid about -l'H to lli-t-chiss doctors to cure my liuliy, without success, I tried Cc Tli't HA lti:Ml,lill.s, which completely emed alter iisltiK thlee bottles. W.lf. (inlllJK.NV sT A ai. i m: i o.N A v., Cuaii i.i slow v, M ss. si. .1.1 .. I f ... I i -.n.. . ..im i-, i-i i i n . i i ill in, -ii so i 2"e : lti:soi.vi:.T, fl. I'orrr.it Darn am' Ciii:mk n.iu., Iiosios, S'eml lor "lloiv to Cure shin Diseases CUTI ( I UA SOAI' tor Konuli, himI Ki'iIiIciumI klu ami IIiiiuN. Complete Treatment, with Inhaler, for every form of Catarrh, $i. .mmn radical cure. 1 Head Colds, Watery diseharaes fmm tlie I Nose and llyes, liiuniin? Noises In the Mead, , Nei Mais Heud.iulic and lever instantly lellev ' ed. Clmkinif miiciisdislodxed, membrane clean sed and healed, breath sweetened, sinell, ta-te, and hi'iiriiiLr re-tored, and ravages cheeked. 1 Coinjh, llioiicliltis, DioppliiKslntotlieThrimt, ' l'.iln-in tlie Chest, Dyspepsia, Wasting ol Strength and I'le-h, Loss of Sleep, etc.. emed. One bottle ltadical One, one hov Catarrhal Solvent and one Dr. Saut'inil's Inhaler. In one package, of all druggists, tor$l. Ask tor ' Sa.m'oui's It vine vi. Ct'io:, a pure distillation I ot Witch-Hael, Am. I'ine. Cu. t'lr. Mai igold. Clover lllossiaas, ete. Totter Drug anil Chenili ill (.,n., Itostnn. colling New Life li -shatteied eives, I'.iintul Museles i and Weakened Higim-. VOLTAIC ('illins' Vultaie lilee trie riiisterlnstantly al leets the nei vous system and banishes pain, net voiisness and debility. A Wv ELECTRIC ua fei't I'.leetio-I.alvan- 11 ie nailery ei.iuoiiieu i fl A r"rrOS vv Ith a highly ineilieliial , IV I riasier. All druggi-ts nun lwed,sati:wlm This medicine Is tin sale if us. HIIA UIMSi: & l.OWKV, Coiner Chill ch and ll.inkSts. HOSKBtK J1 tJl n, a iii The ritlestsillijeets I'or lever and au ue. a'ld l enilltenls, are the debilitated, I Mli' in-, anil nei v oils. To smli per sons, Moslem r's Stomach lllllei.s alloiil ail equate protection bv uii-ri ii-mg v ital stamina and the resist int power ot the constitution, and by checking irregularilies ol the liver, stomach and Imwels, Miueover.it eradicates malai lal complaints ol an obstinate ty pc, and stands alone unequalled among our national remedies. I'or .-.lie by all Druggists ami Dealers gcncially. Match 1, i'i i w ,V; vvlni '1 his medicine is lors.de by us, I l'lt K .V LOW It V, Coiiici ( hillchnnd Rink Sis. AVATC'l 1 The Kidneys. Tlioy are tin' most important ' sccrctor.v organs. Into and tlirougdi (lie Kidneys How (lie waste llnid ot'tlio Doily, contain ing poisonous mutter taken out ot'tlio system. II' the Kidneys do not net properly this matter i is retained, tlie whole system heeonies disordered and the f'ollowiiigsyinplonis will follow : ileadaelie, weakness. pain in t ho small oi' the hack and loins, Mushes of heat, chills, with dis ordered stomach and Dowels. You can thoroughly protect the i Kidneys hy JJL'KDOCK IM.OOD 1 5 ITT U US, ami when any of these symptoms manifest them selves you can quickly rid your- 1 self of them hy this host of all medicines for the Kidneys. IJUUDOCK Hi.OOl) IMTTKKS are sold every where at $1 per Dottle, and one bottle will ptovc i their olllcacy. CATARRH Great ExrY iJVw CW . tna "-s One Hundred Cases DRY GOODS Opened to day and sale Koady for LYIAN & ALLEN'S. HEW WHITE GOODS, Compli ti) Line. New Hamburgs, Medium to finest qualities, IMirliiifs, InseitliiKs and Immense purchase and low All-mcis. pi lees. India Linen Embroiderfiri Cress Patterns, snn'..!1", clo-eil hv ns. to ntw a llAltfiAIN s. I.tllllf AT tor our curly Maich sal TIIIIM! Pi ae within t within the reach ol all. 25 Extra Fine !icjK!V;S z,;1,,mt k 100 Pieces A M ICltlCA X SATINi:s line Kood , at low pikes. !New American til NO MAMS and Si:i: sL'i;ii:it. New Scotch iiffl:"18 AM) ( HAM- New Frpnrh (iIN0"A,ls zni'iivits, nun rfciittt (,L. i,L.st j,,,,.,,, Wlisll ,tn. laU i ics ever shown In llurhiiKton, Over 1 00 Piprp; "I'mnj iitt:.ss (.oons, unci uu riClCS cominsir miinj iiom Ities In liner ifoods than we usually attunpr Domestic Dress Goods Mine of the bargains advertised last week Uur sales 1mm this lot ol jjoods hut sin prised ns, , FROM AUCTION, X'J;!lXr'o percent under alue loi iieh woods. V I Id pieces small check Summer Silks, very dt -sirable. Pi ii e to close them quirk M cts per yard, would be cheap at 73 els. PI pieces Colored Tatletas, all colors, good quality, special low prices: 10 pieces sublime quality Tatletas at $l.li", worth S1..KJ per yard. 10 pieces Colored Satin Itliadames, extra wide, I special low price. 5 pieces Coloicd Satin Duchesse. sublime qual ity, new and elegant material lor tkh dress. I1LACK AND C()L()lti:i) SATINS, IILACIt AM) COLUKLI) SUItAIIS. Blck Dress Silks Our Specialty. Cms firains, llhadames and ltlmiliniers In all grades, .Kl cts uiiwards. Special numbers at f LSi, M, $1.7.". and $2,011. I'EL VETS AXD JiUOCA DES. ."jOil pieces l'INi: Satin ltlbbons at sH'clal low pi lee. Splendid goods and colors at 40 per 1 ceui less lu.iu usual price. The above and many other good things at LYMAN k ALLEN'S. Our store will be closed at i!::W p. m. eveiy evening except Satuiday until lurther notfei. ts,,lwtl NEW CARPETS at tin: SPRING PATTERNS FOR 1885, RICH MOQUETTES, Royal Velvets, Body Brussels, Tapestry Brussels. New Tliiec-I'lys and new Inirriilus, lb ir and stair I urpet. CAR PUTS FROM 15 CTS. 25. PUR V Mil) TO 82. I We have now the best stock ever shown by us, of CAltt'irrs OIL OTOIIJ At cts, ami upwiu'tK New pattern-. - o TERMS CASH ! " BEE HIVE." PUCK UHOTHHKS. Wl.iliwtf T School Township Bonds," Oiicitisiereii; liucicst seven or i eat, payable seiiil-aammlly; ab solute security ; clifht to tit teen years to run. l'onlcllnlte Information, copy ol ltoinl Law, und lliistcia reference!), address JOSEPH S. WHEELER, MortKiiKu It.uihi'r. Slum City. Iowa. lehlS.iUwtf m. CARPET HALL