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PAGE TEN SNAKE RATTLE BROADCASTING IS ARRANGED STATE COLLEGE. Penn.. May 5. —The rattle of a rattlesnake will be broadcast by the State College radio station next Wednesday night. Rattlesnakes will b© taken in a wire cage to the WPAB studio and coax ed to give their characteristic sig nals of warning. The people Who refuse To eat Beef Because of The Hoof and Mouth Disease Really have No cause To worrj\ Jackasses Are Immune. Maid—" There's a man at the door mum. with a package for you." Mrs. Newlywed—"Do you know what Is In it?” Maid—"lt’s fish, mum, and Its marked C. O. D.’’ Mrs. Newlywed—" Well, sand it right back. I ordered halibut." A Better Reason Jack—"l wouldn't think of start ing a trip on the 13th of the month." John—"Oh, you make me tired, you and your superstitions." Jack—" Superstition notlhlng! I don't get paid until the 15th." Parson Brown was having dinner with one of his congregation, and expressed both surprise and aglta tlon as well as some anxiety when chicken was served. "Brudder Jones" he asked solemn ly. "d'd you-all come by dis heah chicken honestly?" "Oh yes, Pahson, "deed Ah did." was the answer. "Ah come by it honestly cbery night fo’ oveh. two weeks.” Wifey—"l’ve looked everywhere’ and I can't find my bathing suit." Hubby (who had seen It) —"Are .sou sure you haven't got It on?" Tt Is Lucky for Diogenes That ho Didn't live Now, for If He had started Out to look For an Honest Man Somebody Would have Stolen bls Lantern. Uncle Hook Says 'Th' man who doesn't say anythin' can's be misquoted.” First-hand Knowledge "What makes you think Freddie Is n confirmed bachelor?” "I know he is. I confirmed him." No. Gwendolyn dear. Mellon's food Is not political pie. Unnecessary. Mistress (to new mold)—"And do you have to be called in the morn ing?” Norah—" Oh. no mum. That is, Unless you happen to need me.” Uncle Hook Says. "Th’ feller who don’t get gossiped about Is either an angel or a nin compoop." "Oh, doctor.” said the young lady at the dinner table, "guess who I ■aw down town this morning." "I can’t," answered the famous physician, who sat next to her, "I'm a very poor guesser." "Poor guesser? Then how did you ever get to the top of your profession? ART AND CASH CLASH IN THE FILM STUDIO By HAROLD E. SWISHER (United Press Staff Correspondent! HOLLYWOOD, May s.—(United Press).—Erich von Stroheim is the mystery man of ftlmdom. He Im one. perhaps the one. director in Hollywood who places his art above his pocketbook. Von Stroheim has done this almost to his own finan cial ruin. Universal Ist Von Stroheim out more than a year ago during the midst of his filming "Merry Go Round.” It was finished by another director, whose name appeared on the billboards. But to those who know Hollywood and Its picture pro ducers, "Von’s" stamp was on the film as indelibly as if his name had been there too. Von Stroheim cared not for ex penses, Universal chiefs told their Intimate confidants ns the reason for his dismissal. He was slow and hl- attention to detail was amazing. What business had a high priced director holding up a big seen© while he went down a long llpe of "for eign" troops and adjusted every cap to the proper angle. Von Stroheim did this. The Im press of his Austrian military train ing left him with an eye for details. There must be nothing in any of his foreign scenes that his own recollec tlon of Europe could substantiate. His "Foolish Wives” was i>erfectly drawn. It made money, but Oy, Oy, the cost! Bo "Von" left Universal, and some time later signed n contract with Goldwyn. It was a peculiar kind of n contract: one framed. Goldwyn thought, to speed the smart, mili tary, yet femininely artistic director Into faster production He was to receive a drawing nc count and expenses while he was "shooting" a film. When the film ing was done. "Von’s" checks stop ped. too, until the celluloid was cut and out to the exhibitors. Then the director was to receive a percentage of the profits. "AicTigua," Frank Norris's, novel, BARNEY GOOGLE AND SPARK PLUG By Billey De Beck « • '•* *ra:' *' ( | \ i Tek» t aj tue. / X \xs« *ho x. \ Come doom* ) JMKfecaiMn t•• ,-r • \ot i. / a s ■<>».«<»<«<- v *Vm(|( L 1-•/ X "A IMHft.T-5 The /- \ WA'T T«L WE J ELs-- ( ,<-\ TrouSIE / \ GIT To BOSTON k RUN ! / BARUEr google ,ouwe» or TUe u.sa *. *i' - /'■ _ <- . * \ -*> S'— .— ~ (*2 ) (jostoh g FWTOV. ANO -MMTA'IISH-.OWOfB Or ...-fn --1 , r_T> X HOGM , A* I MIT fl The SCOTCH HORSE - Hoot MON-KNie >.) V .'i, '■ Si ~ \ BEANS- > < I I’Arewo u» thc.r wratHa, 'V ■ ■ - G'Ui-.:’A.’lWLf’ ) /ti IX I signeo -me. 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ITS THIS p=== J SKEEZIV, \HE ANSWERS SKEEZIV.S OH BUT 1 HOPE Y- • ■ —== “FT \KIO WITH HER. V S TERRIBLE SUSPENSE H WALT? JX, DESCRIPTION THEVVE FOUND HIM 1 ‘ JsrsJJ 'T~71 ~ X S' ' TUATS KILLING ME. 7 V ' _Z\ THEV SAV. I CAN’T STAND THE ) ( ADMITS THE IXzA.‘V'SS?’' A laY J?X ’ IF I COULD f ~X \ MUCH / CHILO ?SNT S££e T 2£, & CL ) jSBr * Y LONGER.. << HE RS. / \ ‘ Z 1 4 J .-SB- ' '. ■Br JSj The Great By Frofct The method and i ower of ad vertising are better understood by one possessed of constructive imagination than by one gifted with the use of pencil and paper. It is true that under ordinary circumstances a certain amount of advertising done right and bucked up right will produce about so much immediate results. But more important still Is the faci that proper advertising by a man who knows how to "deliver the goeds” produces a by-product that Is still more important. This by-product is that Intang ible but very real thing common- * ly called*"good will" and some times called "buyer acceptance.” By these we mean that definite ties of business friendship which cause a large following of people to think of YOU when they think of your "line.’’ The Tribune is tying on to Its consistent advertisers a following of thousands of people, readers and their families. Dolly—"l’m sure Jack has a soft spot in his heart for me." Polly—" What makes you think so?" Dolly—"Ho l» always thinking of me." Polly—"No man with his heart. His soft spot is in his head.' Cal! the Tribune for highway in formation. filmed under the title of "Greed' was picked for Von Stroheim’s first Goldwyn production. Nearly a ycai was spent In photographing It, with many of the scenes taken In and around Ran Francisco, where the plot of the book is laid. Then "Von" camo back to the Goldwyn studio in Culver City, with some forty reels of film, and com menced the task of cutting It down to proper length—ten reels at the most. And when he started cutting his name went off the payroll. With out nn Incomo "Von" would speed HP, Goldwyn believed: perhaps slip over the details a bit and get the film out to the exhibitors. That was six months ago. Most directors complete a similar task in a month nr loss. "Greed’’ Is now down to twenty reels. Von Stroheim says he cannot cut It shorter. Hr hopes to show It In the larger then term on two succeeding nights, one half each night. Newspaper critics and others who have seen "Greed” ns it Is run off. day after day. In Von Stroheim's tiny cutting room, while he looks for a chance to shorten it without run ning his artistic masterpiece, declare It a triumph. It will a "knock out," they declare. Von Stroheim, with no Income for six months, sitting silently with his chin In characteristic pose rest in it on the end of his cane, goes to the studio ench day. Many times he works through the day and nil the night But "Greed" will hold oil of Von Stroheim's art. no mutter how sllin his bankroll be comes. The well known screen actress, whh n record of four or five hus bands nnd the recent threat of n sensational divorce complaint, who I" credited with the statement that a player has to be immoral to play vampire roles, has brought forth n stirring retort form Carmel Myers, no mean seducer herself. "Pooh! pooh! nnd uVoupio of tut. The Voice of the Peonle \INOW I'LL Tai ONE/ iß® w WJF Social Wrongs vs. Bobbed Hair Pictured by Alice BY ALICE ROHE (Written for the United Press) NEW YORK.—Taking the wrong »ort of jierson to a play is worse than taking ico cream with cucum bers or combining majenta and pink. It upseta you. That’s why, when the Theater Guild's "Mnn in the Masses'* (Mass Mensch), which I had been breath lessly anticipating, was produced, I was n bit "choosy" as to my com panion. A tragedy of the social revolution, written In prison by l-lrnst Toller, one of the three leaders of the Hpnrticide revolution in Mu nich. would be thn real stuff! The projected protests of nn Imprisoned innn in dramatic form would be a psychological event. Judged from that point of view it was. Psychological effects were os rampant a.i symbollum and expres sionism. One of the most striking was the silent, purposeful, wave- Ilka exodus of the audience nt the fall of the final curtulA, l>efore even the lights were up. Never hnve I seen a theater emptied so hurriedly and in darkness! Os course, The ater Guild premiere audiences are to the manner born. Aside from the "Intellectuals." the boxes were dot ted with millionaire patrons of the arts. They must hnve been strange ly Impressed by "The Woman’s grotesque, distorted dream-scene of the stoi-k exchange with Its bankers fattening on human flesh! Tritimph of Lighting The production, designed nnd di rect cd by Lee Simonson, was a tri umph of lighting. There were acenes like that of the Kock ex Ctbe Casper EJaflp Critnine change, the workers’ stockade, mac abre dance, the meeting hall of the revolutionists, with its colorful grouping, the unforgettable cracked voice of the woman raised In the Marseilles that were powerful and compelling. But there is nothing new in tiie visualization of argu ments over the conflict between In dividual nnd masses. And cer tainly It Isn’t good theater. The only fault I have ever found with my super-intelligent theater companion Is that she is stone-deaf to the voice of social conscience. Her only comment about tho factory wrongs wns that those things were not true of America. Then to iny great embarrasmont her crude sense of nationalism burst out with: "Aren't there enough good Ameri cans to ploy those parts without having Ben Ami and Ulrich Haupt's Inarticulate pronunciation make the play still more difficult to under stand?" Wl»en the Woman ((Blanche Yurka) began to accuse God. I had to hang on to my horrified friend and assure her that it would all come out right in the end. For, even though I hnve decided Ideas on capital nnd labor, I am sufficient ly reactionary to believe God should not be assailed. Toward tho latter part of the trag edy I became hopeful of my com panion. Rhe NfniHl thrilled. Iler eager nnd intelligent face was aglow with a great light. Her blue eyes were dark with the Intensity of con centrated attention. No! It Isn't I Bhe held the opera glasses riveted on the stage. She caught her breath ecstatically and leaned toward me. trembling with emotion. "Oh. It isn’t!** she said, in a shah Ing voice. "What?" I whispered, astir with having moved her to a realization of the great cosmic struggle. "It isn't bobbed.” she trembled. For two weeks sho had been solil oquizing over Life's great problem: "To bob or not to bob." "See," she insisted, "It’s done in a little tight knot and gives the same effect. Now I won’t. So that’s that." And so, speaking of the ■octal revolution—that’s that! Today in Washington Supreme court meets. Senate and house meets. Senate Daugherty Investigating committee is called. Senate agricultural committee con tinues the Muscle Shoals hearing. House insulnr affairs committee resumeH consideration of the Philip pine bill. House public lands committee Is called to begin work on the reclama tion recommendations of the inter ior department's fact finding com mission. A B—C ELECTRIC WASHER FREE! at the CASPER ELECTRIC CO. 121 E. First Phone 1993 J ‘Tribue* wanted* bring result*. ' , WATER HAS BEEN INSTALLED IN EAST TERRACES This addition to the City of Casper is located East between First and Fourth street; East Second street going right through It, thereby offering many locations on this desirable street. Drive out Fast Second street and see this addition or call the office and we will take you out. •A LOOK MEANS A LOF’ SEE BEN REALTY C®. Phon© 1480 REALTORS 201-203 Midwest Bldg. j Two choice lots on South Mc , Kinley St., $675 each; terms. Dobbin Realty Co., Zuttermeiat | er Bldg., 226 E. 2nd St. A—B—C ELECTRIC WASHER FREE ! at the CASPER ELECTRIC CO. 121 E. First St. Phono 1993 J Classified Rates Two cents per word o r ten cent* per line. NO AD LESS THAN 30 CENTS. Five average words used as a basis of estimating & line. BLACKFACE CAP HEADLINE will be charged the space of two lines. All charged advertising will be bonkeii "set lines" irrespective of the number of words. CORRECTION OF CLASSIFIED AD ERRORS. The Casper Dally Tribune will not be responsible tor more than one Incorrect insertion of any ad vertisement ordered for more than o-jo time. Errors not the fault of the advertiser which clearly lessen the real value of the advertisement will be rectified only by publication without extra charge within FIVE days after insertion. No republica tion will be made when the error does not materially affect the sense or purpose of the advertisement TELEPHONE ADS. Careful attention will be given all ads received over the TELE PHONE, but wo cannot guarantee accuracy. CIXJSING HOUR. Want Ads to be classified proper lv must be In the Casper Dally Tribune office l»efore 10. Want Ads received after 10 to 12 "a. m. will be Inserted under the head "Too L*»te to Classify." OUT OF TOWN ADVERTISE. MENTB. Must be accompanied by cash or check in full payment of the same. Note the foregoing Instructions about counting the words and the rate per word for the Casper Daily Tribune. HELP WANTED—FemaIe WANTED—Women to paint Lamp shades for us nt home. Easy pleasant work. Whole of part time. Address Nilenrt Company, 3541 Ft Wayne. Indiana. WANTED—Lady solicitor: liberal commission. Tel 664 W for appoint ment. WANTED—Children to board and care fcr, good home out In the country. Box B-516, Tribune. WANTED—Maid for second work nnd care of children. Phone 41 s. Tribune wanted* bring result*. ArcYmWttof a Jose ? The Tribune will help every man and woman In Casper in rcarch of employment to find work by FREE_ "Position Wanted” ads. Re member it will cost you noth ing to advertise your services in the Tribune. If you are in nee* of work Advertise HELP WANTED—MALE FIREMEN, brakemen, beginners, 3150 to $250 (which position?) Rai’.- Xvay Box R 518 Tribune. SALESMEN WANTED HAVE opening for salesmen in Wyoming and other states, exclu sive territory on straight commls s on: exceptional future: engineering or mech.inienl knowledge valuable. Apply 306 O-S Bldg before noon. Tel. 564 W. POSITIONS WANTED EXPERIENCED seamstress wants work In tailor or alteration shop. Box 621. • COMPETENT Indy desire* to run n modern apartment house, refer ence* given. Phono 140 W. WANTED—Housekeeping or cock ing Job on ranch. 133 N. Kimball, Apartment I or Box IMI. YOUNO man wants work as de liveryman. Phone 2326 W. HOUSEKEEPING by competent, unincumbered woman. D.tx B-522 Tribune. BOHEMIAN girl, also German glil Write by first of June to Mis* Lil lian Repa 421 W. Eleventh, Okla homa City. Okla. M ANTED— Clean Cotton Rags at The Tribunq Offlc*. MONDAY, MAY 5, 1924. POSITIONS WANTED YOUNG man would like work, can drive car, have had some office ex perience. Phono 1657 J, ask for Mr. Standen. WOULD like to work at any trade that you can give me a good steady Jeb. Would like to work in the oil fields. I need a Job badly at once. Robert O. Thayer, 135 W. Second. CARPENTER wants work? by the day or job, cabinet work, new building or repairing. W. J. Hume. Phone 2535. YOUNG lady, over 18 with ability to operate typewriter to take charge of Tribune Bureau of Tour ist Information. See Mr. Bond at Tribune office, WANTED —Work, truck driver; ma chinist. or pump man. Address EZ, Tribune. WOMAN wants laundry work to do at home. 1250 S. Washington. Phono 1678 J. SERVICES OFFERED , HARPER method, scalp treatment, soft water shampoos, marcelling; home appointments. Mrs. R. Colby. 1038 Pear. Phone 1665 M. PIONEER WAREHOUSE AND TRANSFER COMPANY. Goods moved, stored, packed, crated, shipped; prices reasonable. 136 West B. Phono 2203. TEAM work, fertilizer, gravel and sand, delivered and excavating. 1244 Boxelder. Phone Sipple 2391 J. MARCEL and bob curl 75c: mani cure 50c. Phone 636 M for appoint ments 604 S. Center. FERTILIZER, garden nnd l,awn planting, gravel, sand and general teaming. Murphy Brothers. 416 Holly street. Phone 1096 R. LAUNDRY lady wants family bun dle washings. Phone 2206 J. LADY wants plain sewing to do, will nlso take care of children. Phono 2160 R. SEWING by the day or week: sat. Is faction guaranteed. Box B-521, Tribune. MARCEL and bobcurl sl. 328 East 1 A, Apartment 2. Phono 673 NJ. MARCEL and bobcurl, 75c. 1236 8. Cedar. Phone 2431 J. WANTED newlng at home, chil dren's clothing of any kind, rea sonable. Phone 1637 W. For SaIe—AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE—I 923 Ford Coupe, ex cellent condition, practically new. two new tires; very reasonable for cash. Brodie Rubber Co., 130 W. Second. FOR SALE —Hudson six, In good cctiHitlon, seven passenger. Call Monday, 240 S. Fenway. FOR SALE—Good Ford touring car, excellent condition, only $75. Phone 1623 W, can be seen at Sixth and Melrose. FOR SALE—I 922 Ford tcurlng, In good shape, new tires. 1122 E. Fifth after 6 o'clock. FOR SALE—White truck tn A-l condition: has two transmissions, especially adapted for Held work. Phone 1652 J. For Sale—Miscellaneous FOR SALE—Small chicken house, also big load of kindling. 1227 S. Boxelder. FOR SALE —New Baum Martin choker, double skin, very reason able. Call 120 J. FOR BALE—Dry !and seed pota toes. Western Produce Co., 332 N. Grant. NOTICE. Just a few days left to get your order In for trees and shrubs. Do not delay. The Colorado Nursery Co.,Ed J. Capek, home representa tive 1443 E. Second. Phone 521 M, (Evenings.) h FOR RENT— Well located store room. 216 N. Wolcott. Phone 1529 R For Sale—Household Goods FOR SALE—Most complete line of used furniture In the city, mat tresses remade like new: five en amel front bus ranges at half the price of new. Bailey Furniture Co.. 326 W. Yellowstone. Phone 1617 - FOR SALE—Mahogany diningroom table, five chairs and one serv ing chair. 704 8. Park. FOR SALE—Books, dishes, furrte turc and rugs. 106 S. Jefferson. FOR HALE Diningroom table, chairs, rugs, beds, dresser, West ern Electric washer. Sechrlst pres sure cooker. 333 N. McKinley. Phono 1267 J. FOR SALE—New refrigerator, first class condition, 325. Phone 1728 J FOR SALE—Furnishings for one room apartment, daybed, mahog any dropleaf table nnd chair, two wicker rockers, straight choir, 6x3 rug, dishes, bridge lamp. Phone 2447 J after 5 p. m. WANTED TO BUY WE WILL buy or exchange your used furniture. Hamed Furniture Co., 234 8. David. Phono 249. WANTED TO BUY—Wo pay mor* for coa! range*, heaters, dressers, duotold*, all household goods. Phon* 1086. WANTED TO BUY—Clean cotton rags 6c pound. Apply Tribun* office. WANTED—Live fat hens by th* case, address the Gienrock Hotel, Glcnrock, Wyo. WANTED-Your old coal range or heater in exchange for a gas range or henter. Phone 1080. WANTED TO BUY— tffgnrer cash price paid for second hand furni ture. Brook* 660 East IL Pbon* I64RW. WANTED TO BUY--Old of Casper Mutual Bullmng and Loan stuck. A<*dr«s* I’. O. Box 2114.