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Hood's Sarsaparilla Has won success far beyond the effect of advertising only. The firm hold It has won and retains Upon the hearts of the people could never have been gained by even the most lavish expenditure of money. The true secret of the popularity of Hood's Sarsaparilla Is explained entirely and only, by its unapproachable Merit. Based upon a prescription which cured people considered incurable, which accomplished wonders astonish ing to the medical profession, Hood’s Sarsaparilla Includes the concentrated values of the best-known vegetable remedies—such as sarsaparilla, yellow dock, pipsis aewa, nva ursi, mandrake and dande lion, united by an original and peculiar combination, proportion and process, giving to Hood’s Sarsaparilla curative power peculiar to itself. Its cures of mild and extreme cases of scrofula, eczema, psoriasis, and every kind of humors, as well as of ca tarrh and rheumatism—prove it to be the best blood purifier ever produced. Its cures of dyspepsia, biliousness, nervousness, loss of appetite and that tired feeling, make Hood’s Sarsaparilla beyond question the greatest stomach tonic, nerve-builder and strength restorer the world lias ever known. It will cure you or any one in your family of any of these troubles You can rely upon Hood’s Sarsaparilla as a thoroughly good medicine. Buy a bottle and begin to take it today. TWO MAYORS Has.Columbus, O.—One Has Cabinet, Other Keys to Safe. Columbus. O.. April 9.—Two claimants to the office of Mayor sat in the execu tive apartment in the city hall today. Mayor-Elect Hinkle occupied the public ■f reception room, where he appointed the members of his cabinet, who immediately (took the oath of office. Retiring Mayor Swartz wras in possession of the private room and the keys to the safe, which he refused to surrender because the Council ’ had not approved the Mayor-elect’s bond. I Tonight Mayor Swartz agreed to submit the question to retiring Director of Law * Crum and abide by his decision. PROMINENT PHYSICIAN J Is Found Dead in a Vacant Lot—Had Mental Trouble. New York, April 9.—The body of Dr. William N. Guernsey, a prominent and wealthy homeopathic physician, was found early this morning in a vacant lot tut One Hundred and Sixty-sixth street ind River avenue. An examination showed that he died of poison, probably carbolic acid. In professional circles, where Dr. Guernsey ranked very high, the astonish ment over the news of his death was great. It is said he suffered from mental f trouble. WOMAN ARRESTED. ft - Charged With Fraudulent Voting. First Arrest of Kind. Denver, Colo., April 9.—A warrant has been issued for the arrest of Mrs. M. A. Ratcliff on the charge of having will fully, knowingly, and unlawfully voted In the wrong precinct at the late city election. She is 36 years of age and has two children. She is the first woman arrested for an election fraud in this country. Conley Arrested. Cincinnati. April 9.—Mike Conley, the former pugilist. and known as the "Ithaca Giant,” was arrested today, charged with being Implicated in the murder of a telegraph operator, Charles D. Gildea, who died from the effects of a. fractured skull received In a fight In a ialoon Sunday morning. David Satchwell, a w'aiter. testified be fore the coroner’s jury today that he saw Conley strike Gildea. Bob O’Brlne. the proprietor of the saloon, denied Satch well’s statement. Conley claims he is in nocent. Veteran Suicides. San Francisco. April 9.—A soldier who shot and killed himself at the* Cliff House last night has been identified ns Paul Warren, who was one of the members of Troop C of the Roosevelt Rough Riders. Warren was a native of Quincy. Ills., a son of the late William Warren, chief justice of New Mexico. Warren served in the Philippines with the Eleventh Cavalry and was honorably discharged. Favorable Opportunity. London, April 9.—"The present is a fa vorable opportunity," says the Shanghai correspondent o? the Times, "to endeavor to secure a recognition of Manchuria as an integral part of China, and the in clusion of the question in the general statement.’* Returns May 1. Washington. April 9.—Governor Allen of Porto Rico was with the President for a short time today discussing affairs rela tive to the island. The Governor said that the low condition of the municipal treasuries was due to the lack of an ade quate system of municipal taxation, but the new tax law which had recently gone Into effedt would replenish the treasuries. Governor Allen will return to Porto Rico on May 1. __ Or. Harter* s WILD CHERRY BITTERS You Need It To keep vour stomach in order. To stimulate your lazy liver. To assist your sluggish bowels. To clear your brain, To brighten your spirits, To drive away the blues and make life worth living. A wholesome stimulant and a pleasant-to-take tonic appetizer. Mad. onlr br The Df. Harter Medicine Co., Dayton, Ohio. Btubliahed 1855. Its Age its Guarantee Sold Ewjrwherc. GOVERNOR AGREES WITH AGE-HERALD In Favor t)f a State Exhibit at Buffalo HE SOUNDS THE TREASURY Wants to Have Alabama Advertised, But Must Protect the Treasury Be fore Consenting to Appropria tion for Such Purpose. -S Montgomery, April 9.—(Special.)—Gov ernor Samford said to a representative of the Age-Herald today that he very heart ily endorsed the sentiment expressed In an editorial this morning favoring an ex hibit by this Btate at the Pan-American Exposition. , The Governor further stated that he directed the auditor and the treasurer to make for him an estimate of the receipts and disbursements for the year, and should he became satisfied that none of the appropriations will have to be scaled, as provided under a legislative act, he will authorize an appropriation from the agricultural fund sufficient to make the exhibit. Governor Samford appears very anxious to properly advertise the State, but he desires to protect the treasury first. PURCHASE CONFIRMED. Colorado Fuel and Iron Company la Bought By Gates. Denver, Col., April 9.—The reported purchase of the Colorado Fuel and Iron Company by John W. Gates, John Lam bert and L. L. Elwood, Independent of the United States Steel Corporation, re ceived additional confirmation today. The following telegram has been received from John W. Gates: "John Lambert and myself now own the Colorado Fuel and Iron Company. We will add to our present works in Col orado twenty tin plate mills, two rod mills and two blast furnaces. We met Garrett today and arranged for Immediate erection of rod mills under his patent.” The statement that Gates and his two associates are acting in opposition to the United States Steel Corporation Is sup posed to be by the absence of the meeting yesterday of any official of the latter and the flat denial by Lawrence C. Phipps, vice president of the Carnegie Company, who Is now in Denver, that the Colorado Fuel and Iron Company Is to become a part of the trust. DEPUTY SHERIFF SHOT. He Had Just Been Sentenced for Mur der of a Woman. Phoenix, Arz., April 9.—At Yuma today Deputy Sheriff W. A. Alexander was shot and mortally wounded as he was being taken from the court room to the jail after receiving sentence of life imprison ment for the murder of Mrs. J. J. Burns. It Is not known who fired the shot, as it came from the Inside of a building near the court house. Samuel King, brother of Mrs. Burns, is under arrest on suspic ion and other relatives will be arrested as soon as the excitement subsides. James Miller and William Fox, who are also under indictment for the same murder, j have been removed from the jail to the penitentiary for better protection. CARRIE NATION CROWD. Young Woman of Indianapolis Pro poses to Use Hatchets. Indianapolis, April 9.—Fifty prominent society women of North Indianapolis, members of an anti-roadhouse association organized tonight and marchel in a body to a drug store where illegal liquor traf fic was suspected. Each wore a Carrie Nation hatchet emblem, but no violence was attempted. They left word that the traffic must cease at once or more forci ble measures would bo adopted. The storekeeper promised to close his store tomorrow and leave the city. Combination in Alaska. San Francisco, April 9.—Details of a combination of a number of Alaskan commercial and transportation com panies which has been pending for several weeks, have been completed. The Alaska Commercial Company, the Alaska Exploration Company, the Se attle-Yukon Transportation Company and the Empire Transportation Com pany have been merged into two cor porations—the Northwestern Naviga tion Company, with a capital of $3, 250,000, and the Northern Commercial Company, with a capital of $7,000,000. Was Tarred and Feathered. Sioux City, Iowa. April 9.—A crowd of about fifty Ponca, Neb., men seized Alva Smith while he was on his way home from the theatre and tarred and feathered him. He /was then given twenty-four hours to leave town. Smith is accused of ruining Minnie Ellum, a girl of 18, who died in an Omaha hospital two weeks ago. $1,000,000 Endowment. Lexington, Ky., April 9.—A movement to endow the Kentucky University here for a million dollars has Just been inau gurated. Wealthy members of the Chirs tian denomination which controls the col lege, the country over, are to be asked to insure their lives in favor of the uni versity. According to the mortality es timates of the insurance company of a thousand policies, the fund will receive 110,000 annually. English Instead of French. Washington, April 9.—Emperor William has decreed that the English language shall take the place of French in the high schools of the German Empire, ac cording to a communication received at the State Department through Consul General Guenther at Frankfort. The French lunguage hereafter will be an op tional study. Hobson on Duty. Washington, April 9.—Naval Construc tor R. P. Hobson has been assigned to special duty in the bureau of navigation and repair, navy department. He will as sume his new duties net Tuesday. Yellow Fever. Washington, April 9.—The surgeon of the Marine Hospital Service has been ad vised by cable of the appearance of a case of yellow fever at Port Limon, Costa Rica. 8ewer Pipe Trust. Pittsburg, April 9. — Negotiations are now on foot for the consolidation of all the sewer pipe manufacturers into one corporation with a capital of 112,900,000. j SHELBY COUNTY’S NEW COURT HOUSE Litigation Over Its Removal from Columbiana to Calera Causes Discussion .Columbiana, April 9.—(Special.)—The court house was crowded last night to listen to a discussion with reference to its removal from Columbiana to Calera. Mr. Dryer of Talladega spoke In favor of Columbiana and A. Latardy and W. L. Martin of Montgomery argued for Cale ra. Readers of the Age-Herald will re call this agitation of the removal of the court house. Several days ago the new county com missioners appointed by the Legislature advertised for bids for thirty year gold bonds for the purpose of building a new courthouse and Jail at Calera. Judge A. P. Longshore and the board of commis sioners from Columbiana brought an ac tion In tha Circuit Court to oust said commissioners and prohibit the sale of said bonds, and procured from Judge Mil ler of the City Court of Talladega, a rule requiring the commissioners to ap pear at the next term of the Circuit Court of Shelby County, which meets In September, and show by what right or authority they are proceeding, In the meanwhile temporarily enjoining them from issuing or selling said bonds or dis charging any of the functions authorized by said act. rne aeienuanis n*eu a rauuuu w m the writ on the grounds that It was Issued without authority of law, but the judge refused the motion at this term of court and also refused to hear the case on Its merits. An appeal from this decision will ‘be taken to the Supreme Court and a lively light la anticipated, as Columbiana has been the county seat for nearly half a century. Major John W. Pitts has been confined to his room for several days on account of granulated eyes. J. P. Christian of Shelby, who has been 111 for several days, la Improving. Two convicts, Joe Davenport and Tom Horton, escaped from the county jail at Columbiana last week. Improvements are In evidence on all sides. Six new brick store houses have been constructed in the past year. A ney cotton factory is proposed and it Is expected to be In operation by the next crop. Columbiana Is enjoying a prosperous season. The banks and hotels are thriving and the citizens seem prosperous. Dr. H. C. McAdams of 8helby is in town. The attendance of farmers at court Is smaller than ever known, due to the fine weather in the country. Court has now been In session over two week*. Mrs. Alex Averett and daughter of Shelby are visiting Mrs. Averett's son In Birmingham. FLORAL PARADE WILL BE FEATURE Great Interest Being Taken in the Event and Contest Will Be Sharp The committee of Elks appointed to conduct the floral parade have gone ac tively at work, and it is now expected that this will be the prettiest feature of the great show. There will be many more vehicles in line than were on the streets during the floral parade which made such a decided hit two years ago. Preparations for decorating the various traps and car riages have already begun, and it de velops that there will be sharp competi tion for the several prizes. Work on the buildings in Second avenue is progressing rapidly, and it is confi dently said by the managers that every thing will be in perfect condition on the opening day, and visitors will not be an noyed by the sight of half completed booths. Will Increase Assessments. | Cleveland, O., April 9.—Mayor Johnson has decided that the corporations doing business in this city don’t pay their just proportion of the taxes and has taken steps to have their assessments increased. He will make a special effort to show that the street and electric railways are as sessed far too low. Ballyhoo Bey la III. New York. April 9.—The World tomor row will quote Mr. W. C. Whitney as saying concerning the reported Illness of Ballyhoo Bey, winner of last year's fu turity: "We fear his wind is affected, but are not certain about It. He will probably race this year, but he may not be the horse he was.” Lost Silver Service Found Washington, April 9.—The handsome silver service presented by the city of Cin cinnati to the cruiser Cincinnati, which has been missing for the last two years, has been found stored at the Norfolk navy yard, where the cruiser stripped herself of all her superfluous belongings In getting ready for the Spanlsh-Amert can war. Kruger to Come. Paris, April 10.—Le Rappel, which has already published several remarkable statements as to the plans of Mr. Kruger, displays the following dispatch from The Hague this morning: "Mr. Kruger’s departure for the United States has been flxed for May 31. Hs will lecture In Tammany Hall about June 8 as the guest of the Democratic party.” Got It In the Stomach. St. Joseph, Mo., April 9.—Sam Nave, the millionaire grocer and a heavy owner of Texas and Colorado cattle, la believed to be fatally 111 at his home In this city with stomach trouble. Our New Warehlpe. Washington, April 9.—The cruiser Chat tanooga Is 27 per cent completed, and the Galveston 17 per cent. Of the monitors the Florida stands 63 and the Arkansas at 49 per cent. Eaeter Collection $100,000. New York, April 9 *-Rev. W. B. Hunt ington, rector of Grace church, announces that nearly 3100,000 was collected In that church on Easter Sunday. For straight whiskies go to Dunker’s Saloon, 208-210 N. 20th street, between 2d anc 3rd avenues. Our leading brands: Sam Clay, Pari; Club, Peaoook, $1.00 pe: quart > l ANNUAL MEETING First Day’s Session Proved to Be Very Interesting DR. ANDERSON MADE TALK Perfect Understanding Should Exist Between Funeral Directors and Ministers—Many Delegates In Attendance. Montgomery, April 9.—(Special.)—The Funeral Directors and Embalmers of Alabama met here in seventh annual con vention today. The meeting was quite well attended and much interest was taken In the first day’s programme. The principle number on the programme today was the address by the Rev. Neal Anderson of Montgomery on the relations of the funeral director and the minister. Mr. Anderson spoke at some length on this subject, and he dwelt only on its practical side. He made many sugges tions as to the harmony that should exist between the funeral director and the min ister, and how to avoid misunderstand ings and clashes. Mr. Anderson thought the director and the minister should first plainly understand the programme to be carried out at every funeral, and that there should be no change. At the afternoon session President Thomas delivered his annual address, and the remainder of the session was de voted to routine matters. Among the delegates in attendance are the following: Messrs. C. K. McMorris, Wetumpka; J. R. Oglesby, Centrevllie; W. Z. Jack son, Talladega; W. F. Hegg, Selma; E. M. Blackburn, Marion; L. M. Cooper, Opelika; T. S. Bogley, Oxford; W. H. Tice, Montgomery; P. B. Dixon, Mobile; E. Erswell, Birmingham; Sam Foley, Pratt City; A. M. Woodruff, Gads den; John Austin, Ensiey; E. T. Shaw, Birmingham; M. P. Crow, Montgomery; T. F. Leake, Montgomery; G. A. Thomas, Montgomery; R. F. W'ylie, Montgomery; O. D. Dupree, Attaila; F. H. Braune, Birmingham; R. G. Greene, Birmingham; Tilford Leake, Montgomery, and others. THE RICHEST FARMER. William Scully, an Irishman, Who Pre fers to Be an American. From the New York World. William Scully of St. Louis owns a greater number of farms than any man in the United States. Their aggregate area is 200,000 acres. They are worth $10, 000,000. They are located in central Illi nois, western Missouri and Kansas. They represent the accumulation of fifty years of the life of their owner. He is the richest farmer in the richest agricultural section in the world. His wealth is said to be $25,000,000. William Scully came to this country shartly after the Mexican war for the purpose of in vesting his money. He chose to put it into farming lands. At the time he was William Scully, gentleman, of Ballecohey, Ireland. Now he is William Scully, American citizen, owner of the John A. Logan residence in Washington and multi-millionaire. Ever since he came to America he has been either Lord or Viscount Scully, al though he never gave anybody reason to believe that he held a title. He is not a lord. Neither is he a viscount. In 1897 the Illlonois Legislature modified the alien landowner law. This law necessi tated Mr. Scully’s removal to the United States and his naturalization prior to 1903. When the Scully agents went to Bates County, Missouri, six years ago to purchase farm land there people became alarmed lest Scully import an undesirable tenantry. This criticism of Mr. Scully has covered a period of more than forty years. Not one word of defense ever came from him. Criticism seemed never to touch the rich Irishman. His policy was silence. Meanwhile the Scully acres con tinued to yield great crops. Nobody ever heard of a sale of Scully land except a farm purchased in Sangamon County, Ills., by former Governor Richard J. Oglesby. Nobody ever heard of a mort gage on a Scully farm. At Butler, in Bates County, Missouri, there are 125 Scully tenants, and they lease their lands for cash, paying from $1.25 to $2 an acre, and make their own improvements. The Scully agents are particular about leases. The farmer* who applies for one of them must be a practical farmer. His stock must look well fed. His machinery must show good care. He must have a good reputation, be temperate and indus trious and pay his debts. He must not quarrel with his neighbors. Three years ago Mr. Bcuuy increased his holdings In Bates County to 43,000 acres, all purchased for cash at from $26 to $37 an acre. None of this land Is en cumbered. 'William Scully has visited Bates County several times. He has In spected his farms and carried away sam ples of their soil In little paper sacks, leading his tenants there to believe he must have at his home samples of every piece of the land he owns. A year ago the people of Bates County voted on a proposition to build a new courthouse at Butler. Mr. Scully's agent wrote to him and Inquired to know what he would ad vise his tenants to do. Mr. Scully an swered that they ought to vote for It. The proposition carried. This richest of Amer ican farmers Is a modest man of simple tastea He dresses simply In dark clothes, with an old-fashioned black bow tie. He doeB not drink or use tobacco. He Is a member of the Episcopal Church. Mr. Scully spent several summers In Lincoln, 111., on one occasion bringing his family. One of his sons married a Lin coln girl. The family lived very simply and became popular. Mr. Scully devoted his whole time to his lands and his books. He was never known to come to Lincoln or to depart from there without having with him an armful of books, principally devoted to agriculture. Mr. Scully permits no detail of his bus iness to escape him. He even sees that a new generation of scientific farmers will be on hand to take hts place and the places of the men who work with him. He puts young men at work on the farms and then sends them to college at his own epense. Jesse Smith of Butler, Mo., Is now at the Missouri State University at the ex pense of Mr. Scully. He will assist, the men who look after the Scully farms In Bates County. Three men are constantly at work looking after the Bates County farms. They sec that sowing and har vesting are done In their proper season. They see that the Scully farmers sow the crops that are tried and sure, letting others do the experimenting. NATURAL HISTORY OF CORNS. Their Growth Is Nature’s Attempt to Alter First Intentions. From the New York World. In the April number of the North American Review Dr. Louis Robinson, the author of the well-known papers on “Wild Traits In Tame Animals,’' has a discourse on the natural hUtory of corns. When man was savage and vent barefoot, nature provided a pro cess whereby the waste of the outer kin on the parts of the foot which were most subject to friction could be repaired, and so long as man went _ * Great Embroidery Sale TODAY! Values that anybody can appreciate during these special sales. We do not consider the cost price. We put these extraordinary values on bargain tables at prices that will enthuse you. EmDroidery. LOT /.—Very pretty Hamburg Embroidery Edgings, from 4 to 6 inches wide, excellent qualities ; 15c and 20c values; special re duced price 10c. Embroidery. LOT 2.—Very wide Embroidery Edgings, elegant qualities and patterns; values that cost you from 20c to 35c a yard, reduced to 12 l-2c. H EMBROIDERY Any of the Embroidery Flouncing up to 12 inches wide, worth up to 50c a yard, exquisite values ; special reduced price..... READY-TO-WEAR. Perfectly plain black Taffeta Skirts, finely finished, lined with best percaline P QQ Ladies’ Mercerized Chambray Waists, all the new colors, new sleeve and sailor | QQ collar effect.l<Zv Groceries. To introduce our exclusive brands of Cof fee, we will sell you 20 Lbs. Granulated Sugar for $1.00 if you buy three pounds of Mocha and Java Coffee for $1.00, or with five pounds of Battle Axe fine roasted Coffee for >1.00. Ladies’ White lawn Waists, two rows in sertion in front, and made of good qual- 7r. ity lawn, $1.00 value.(wG Mercerized Chambray Waists, beautiful patterns, cluster tucks back and front, O rtr bought to sell for $3.00. Special.Z*Zw Gandy Department. Wednesday and Saturday will be bargain day in Candies. Just received 1,000 pounds of Fine Candy to sell at 10c AND 15c A POUND. Cream Peanut, 15c; Fig Jelly Rolls, 15c; Co coanut Bon Bons, 10c; Cream Peppermints, Peanut Brittle, 10c; Cocoanut Crisp, 10c a pound ; Stufled Dates, a pound box, 25c. _ • barefoot the process served that pur pose only. But when man shod him self the same process continued in operation with very uncomfortable consequences. He says: "The thickened cuticle over each new papilla, instead of being rasped away, as in the case of the barefooted savage, is at first heaped up upon the surface like one of the horny cones covering a dog’s paw. But, being un able to get any further in an outward direction, on account of the unyield ing boot, it presses inward upon the tender and vascular tissues of the papilla itself, and at length penetrates them in the form of an inverted cone of corneous matter. By this time that slow-moving autocrat of all the body whom we call ’I,’ and who as a rule, knows even less about the workings of his remote frontier departments that does the Czar of Russia himself, ilnds it impossible to stand the thing any longer; bo he removes his boot and takes the matter in hand (more or less) secundum artem. "But, whatever he may think or do, and however much he may assert his sovereign rights over his own ex tremities, he gets no help or counten ance whatever from his staff of per manent/offlclals, who obstinately and insolently continue to make believe that their lord is still a wild savage running barefoot in the woods.” NEW DEPARTURE IN MAST8. The Herreshoffs’ Defender to Have Hollow Spruce Spars. From, the Springfield Republican. The Herreshoffs are making a new de parture this year, Inasmuch as some of the upper spars of their cup defender will be of hollow wood. Three of these Iden tical spars are In course of construction. Three topsail yards are from 40 to 60 feet long. The round spar Is about 60 feet long and Is practically completed. Spar No. 2 Is undergoing the process of haring the diameters accurately proved up. The long, square sticla Is also for a topsail spar In the first work of rounding. The great advantages of these hollow spruce spars are that they are built by a pe culiar method. While being practically of the same llameter as If of solid wood, they are from 60 to 60 per cent lighter, as well as much stlffcr and equally strong. Such a saving of weight nloft Is of enor mous benefit, greatly Increasing a yaoht's stability, hence materially adding to the speed. The sheets of the spars will vary from three-fourths of an Inch to one and one half Inches in thickness, and are built In two longitudinal pieces, square on the outsides, each of which Is grooved out, every precaution being taken to keep the Interiors absolutely true In cycle and taper. The four edges of the cylinders are then cemented together, after which the same expert care Is exercised In rounding off and truelng up the outsides, so that the shell Is rigorously kept to Its true tapering thlcknes ethroughout. A highly important factor toward the success of these spars Is the cement or glue for join ing the two longitudinal pieces, as well as another hardening and stiffening prep aration used on the Inside of the cylin ders. J. G. Fraser, after many years of experimenting, perfected a composition known to himself only, and which he claims Is the only thing of Its kind em bracing all the requirements for hollow wood spars. Not only Is the cement ab solutely waterproof, but Is Imperishable In all climates, and Is not affected by the twisting and bending strains to which a yacht’s spars are subjected. This ce ment ,to all Intents and purposes, be comes a part of the wood Itself, and to such an extent that It Is often Impossible, without an exceedingly close examination, to find the seams It Joins. Till quite a short while ago hollow spars were not attempted on anything much larger than a canoe or skiff, but the pres ent date finds them on most of the suc cessful racing yachts, not only In Ameri ca but In Europe, a result principally due to J. G. Fraser. When Naval Architect William Fife of Scotland (designer of Shamrock I) was her* In 18*9 he was so Caldwell L Bradshaw Phhidhtt. Terrence C. Curtin VlCI-PBEBrDBNT AND j Sure, or Mills. T. M. Bradley SEC'T AND TBBAS. ; Portland “Alabama” Brand. SOUTHERN CEMENT COMPANY MANUFACTURERS High Grade Portland —AND— Hydraulic Cements. CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED -i ir N —rHunt— 780 Hydraulic “Magnolia” Brand. SOUTHERN DETECTIVE AGENCY .. 2I8M» HOBTH TWEHTY-FI3ST STHEET. DUAMr The best equipped Detective Agency rHUNh in the South for the investigation of 178 ill lines of civil and and criminal! business. ++ +* ++ ** « QUICK—RELIABL€ — IIITELLIOCWT 8EBVICI 8> WE DO IT RIGHT EMPIRE LAUNDRY. impressed with these hollow spars that he ordered a set for trial on one of his small yachts. Those were so eminently successful that he Is now using Spald ing’s spars on most of the racing yachts. Might Have Been Worse. From the Philadelphia Press. Ma—Gracious! What's the matter with the baby? Pa—Oh, he bumped his head against one of the pedals of the piano. Mr—Poor little dear! Perhaps he's se riously hurt. Pa—Nonsense! It was the soft pedal he struck. Adversity’s Round-Robin. From the Detroit Free Press. "This Is a cold world; a man can't get a job unless he has a good suit of clothes." "Well, that's logic." "Logic? He can't get a good suit of clothes unless he has a Job." PECIAL RATES VIA SOUTHERN RAILWAY. The Southern Railway now has on sals winter tourist rate tickets to all prom inent resorts for the winter season. Ele gant train service on quick and conven ient schedules. Remember the Souther Railway now operates a through sleeper Birmingham to Richmond, Va., leaving Birmingham train No. 16, 4:10 p. m.; no change now. Apply to union depot ticket offlce, or Southern Railway passenger office, No. 2019 First avenue for full particulars. Varied and popular pro gram, Thursday evening and Thursday matinee, at Seals’ Hall — the Ascetceam Trio and Johnson Swiss Bell Con cert Co —tickets 50c; chil dren 25c, JEFFERSON THEATRE. Wednesday, April 10th. JOSEPH JEFFERSON, Presenting RIP VAN WINKLE. Seats Now on Sale. t#'No Tickets held for anyone on this engagement. FRIDAY,APRIL 12' THE REMARKABLE FARCE My Friend From India WITH May Yokes, John F. Ward ANO Original New York Bijou Theatre Company. The Same Great Laugh Produces '1 he So me Great Cast. Bead any of the New Orleans newspapers of Monday, \rrlll, and you will And out how good we are. PRICES f 25c to S»1—No Hlqhep. SEATS ON BALE WEDNE8DAY MORNINB. Only a limited number of maps left. Subscribers ahould avail themaelvea of this opportunity to aoeure a house hold, office and school room noeeaalty . •/ , :