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Hall'a Great Discovery.
On* small bottle of Hall's Great Dis
covery cures all kldnsy snd bladder
troubles, removes gravel, cures diabetes,
seminal emissions, weak and lame backs,
rheumatism and all irregularities of the
kidneys and bladder In both men aud
women, regulates bladder troubles In
children. One small bottle In two months
treatment, snd will cure any csss above
mentioned. Price P OO. Dr. E. W. Hall,
sole manufacturer, P. O. Box 629, St
Louts. Mo. Bend for testimonials. Sold
by all c’.-'iggieta.
Read Thle.
Dothen, Ala.. April 24. 1899.
Mr. J. R. Young, Dothen, Ala.—Dear
Sir: This Is to certify that I received
great reMef from the bottle of Hall’s
Great Discovery which I bought of you.
In fact, I do not think there Is any
thing to equal It. I was troubled for about
two months with lame back and after
taking one-balf bottle I consider myself
cured.
Yours truly, J J. WILT.IS.
New Road In Mexico.
Kansas City,' Mo., April 9.—President A.
F. Stillwell of the projected Kansas City,
Mexican and Orient Railroad today con
firmed a dispatch from Chihuahua, Mex.,
stating that a contract had been let for
the construction of the road between that
city and San Angelo, Tex., a distance
of probably 500 miles. The road will
cross the Rio Grande at Presidio del
Norte, where a bridge connecting the two
countries will have to be built. Mr.
Stillwell said:
. "The railway will be finished and In
operation between Kansas Olty and its
terminus on the Pacific ocean a year
from next June."
The distance of 200 miles between Kan
sas City and Wichita. Kan., will be built
this summer, he says, the contract hav
ing been taken by a Chicago firm.
Prominent Marriage.
Fernandina. Fla., April 9.—The marriage
of Miss Florence Nightingale Carnegie
of Dungeness to Frederick Curtis Per
kins of Pittsburg. Pa., was solemnized
this afternoon at the home of the bride's
mother, Mrs. T. M. Carnegie. The Right
Rev Bishop Ne’.eon of Georgia, assisted
by Rev. 3. A. Wragg of this city o/K'
clated. The bridal party left this even
on a special train.
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BY FRANK HARVEY MILLER.
A Bad Way To Do.
“Order in court,” called out the high
sheriff of the Police Court yesterday as
Judge Feagin took his seat and the clerk
scraped the dust off his pen and scratched
his head preparatory to scratching the
docket.
“Is the tout ensemble assembled?” asked
the judge.
“They are all together,” said the sheriff.
“Then proceed with the grand entry,”
said the judge. “Afterwards we will have
the so-called roll call.**
The prisoners were then marched In two
by two.
“That procession reminds me of the
circus song, judge,” said a lawyer. “ 'The
animals came in two by two, the elephant
and the kangaroo.’ I don’t see any ele
phants, though there are some that re
semble kangaroos.”
“The elephants are on my hands,” said
the judge. “You don’t see them, but they
are there.” , r
“Judge,” said an officer, "one of the
witnesses, a conductor on the Kansas
City, wants to go away.'1
“So do I,” said the judge. “Ask him
to wait awhile and may be I’ll go with
him. I’m the only thing about the court
that don’t go, as a rule.”
“If that's a rule of cob'rt,” said the
clerk, “your honor might change it.”
"I can’t change It,” said the judge.
“That's why I can't get a change myself.
Even small change would be a relief.”
"I think we will have some large change
---- —
today." said the clerk. casting an expe
rienced eye over the crowd of prisoners.
"They look like they are good for some
thing."
"A good for nothing crowd ought to be
good for something," said the judge.
"I think they are good for a hundred
at least," said the sheriff. "I would be
willing to underwrite them for that
amount."
"Do you understand what you are do
ing w’hen you undertake to underwrite
them?" asked the judge, "you might un
derestimate them.”
"If your honor prefers. I will stand
from under qnd let you write them up,"
said the sheriff.
"I think that w'ouid he better," said the
judge, "you call them down and I'll write
them up. Tall the pleas of guilty, if you
I please."
John Williams thereupon came forward
and announced a willingness to plead
guilty to assault and battery on Mary
CJoodby.
"What did you hit her with?" Inquired
the Judge.
"Jest er little piece oh gravel, Jedge,"
said the defendant.
"In the shape of a rock?" asked the
judge.
"lilt war er brick, jedge." said Mary,
who came forward at this Juncture with
her head bound up In several yards of
cloth.
"I’ll put $15 on you.” said the judge to
John. "You ought not to do that way.
Some other way would he better for both
you and Mary. Who else wants to plead
guilty?"
Muddy Hutchinson then came forward
and said he was excused of disorderly
conduct, but that there were aggravating
circumstance*. He then handed the Judge
a note, which read as follows: "To all
whom It may concern and Judge Feagln-.
“This boy Is employed by us and seems
to be a very good sort of a nigger. We
hope your honor will like his assortment
and let him off easy. Good nlggerB Is glt
tlng powerful scarce.”
"Jedge,” said the defendant, with a hap
py smile, "I reckon dere’s a witness agin
me, but he kin go now as I'se gwlne
ter plead guilty.”
"The witness can go,” said the judge.
"Muddy,” he continued, addressing the
defendant, "as you are so good I am sure
you will be happy. You already have a
happy smile. 1 will add to your happiness
a fine of 15. Pay this to the clerk and he
will give you a receipt for the money. You
might In exchange leave us a receipt for
being good."
A Pigeon Roost Quartette.
“Look at 6194, your honor," said the
clerk.
"What for.?”. . asked the Judge. "Is
there ft puzzle In-that combination?”
“It’s kind of -a combination puzzle,"
said the clerk; "That Is the Pigeon Roost
Quartette—Laura Hillman. Lizzie Ivory,
Theodore Smith and Will Hillman. They
are up here for disorderly conduct.”
"They are up against It, then,” said
the Judge. "Line up, prisoners, and be
sworn,” he continued.
This movement was executed with the
usual Police Court rapidity.
"Now, Laura," continued the Judge,
take the head of the class. Lizzie, you
sit next, then Theodore, and Will, you go
foot. If you will. Now let the first wit
ness take the stand)”
"Jedge," said the first witness, "I dun
no ’bout Will fightin’ his wife. All I
knows Is dat Jte war slttln’ In my house
an' Tlieodo’ cum erlong an’ sa d, ‘why
didn’t de dam rascal ax him erbout It.’
Den dey got ter runnin’ arter one ernud
der. an’ Theodo' snapped er pistol at him
free times, but it wouldn't fire, an’ when
I seen It wouldn't fire I took it erway."
"The pistol was fire-proof, I suppose,"
said the Judge.
"Yes, salt."
"And If It had fired you would have
sent for the fire department to take It
away?” said the Judge.
"Dere war no fire In de departments,”
said the witness; “dat war why !t
.‘■-napped.”
"Were Theodore and Will snapping at
each other ns well as the pistol?” asked
the Judge.
"Dey war all snappln’ at one anudder,"
said the witness.
"Laura and Lizzie look as meek as tur
tie dtAos," said the judge. “Would you
have one believe they snapped at each
other like snapping turtles?"
•Dey war cartalnly anappln', and It
warn't no soft snap, neider,” said the
witness/ “Dey war all In de fracas.”
"Where is the pistol?" asked the Judge.
"I taken It from Theodo an' de pertiee
tooken It from me. Dey takes eberyflng
In sight, judge," said the witness.
"They do have a habit of taking pis
Sour Stomach?
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tols," said the Judge. "With the mounted
police I would call this a riding habit. I
have also heard of policemen afoot tak
ing' peanuts. This Is a walking habit,
though I >■•••■■> never heard they had a
habit or 7 the bills."
•'Jed: Theodore, "Lizzie gimme
de pist ic me ter go and stop de
car.”
"Did you intend to hold up the motor
man?" asked the Judge.
"No sah. I war ter hold off Will, who
war arter Lizzie wld er karvin' knife."
"Did you snap the pistol at him?"
“No sah. We all run an’ hollered help!
help!”
“You all look like the run of the mine
judging by your color.” said the Judge.
“Why did the help holler for help?"
"We couldn't help it, Jedge, we war
scared.”
"You do look something like scare
crows.” said the Judge. "Did Will crow
over you when he saw you were scared?"
"No sah. Dat man's er buzzard, Jedge.
lie war gwlne ter eat us up."
"I think that would be a case of eat
ing crow," said the Judge. "What do you
say Henry?”
"I'so gwine ter tell yo' de truf, jedge.
1 said Henry. “I rolled 7000 brick yestiddy.
I bln cookin', an' washin' and patchln .
My wife won't do nullin' an’ I smacked
her. Dere ain't a white man in town
would hab stood it, jedge."
"They were all fighting and cursing,
judge,” said an officer.
"Judge." said Lizzie, "T war takin it
fair an' easy las' night an' didn't cuss at
nil. I knows all erbout de light but it
would take most er week ter tell it.”
"Come down then." said the judge,
"and let Laura take a stand."
"Did Bill have a gun, Laura?" asked
the judge.
"Yes sah."
"Was it one of these 44's?"
ob dese little twenty-twos. He hit me
wld de gun, Jedge, an' knocked me silly,
den he dropped ite."
He hit me wld de gun, Jedge, an' knock
ed me silly, den he dropped it."
"That was a knock-out drop,” said the
judge. "I have heard enough of this case
and too much of It would give one indl
gestion. I will fine you each 15. adthough
being a quartette you might think I
should fine you a quarter. The officer
found you out and I fine you in. The
Jail entrance is Juat to your right. Step
lively, please.”
on thTrace track
At Memphis.
Memphis, April 8.—Beautiful weather
and six well-filled races attracted a large
crowd to Montgomery Park this after
noon. The feature of the day's sport was
the performance of Petit Maitre, in the
third race, at a mile and seventy yards.
The old gelding clipped a second off the
local track record, winning In 1:47 flat
from Kenova. Pirates Queen, well-ridden
by Cochran, won the first race at seven
furlongs easily from Colonel Grap, Rhine
lander, the favorite, finishing third.
The Boston, who was first choice In the
ring, won the second event, a sprint of
four and a half furlongs. The fourth race,
the Country Club handicap, was won by
Louisville, who beat Alard Scheck over
the full course and justified the confi
dence of his backers by romping home a
dozen lengths before Basle. The last race,
a selling affair at seven furlongs, was
won In a gallop by Wax Taper, equal
choice with Myth.
First race, seven furlongs, selling—Pi
rates Queen, 86 (Cochran), 4 to 1, won;
Colonel Gay, 108 (Robertson), 15 to 1 and
5 to 1, second; Rhinelander, 106 (O’Brien),
8 to 5, third. Time 1:294*.
Second race, nine and one-half fur
longs. purse—The Boston, 100 (Irwin), 8
to 6, won; Billy Green. 100 (Cobum), 6 to
2 and 2 to 1, second; inthrop, 111 (Wink
field), 10 to 1, third. Time :47H.
Third race, mile and seventy yards,
selling—Petit Maitre, 111 (Robertson), ,6
to 1, won; Kenova, 90 (Ransom), 8 to 1
and even, second; Hood’s Brigade, 106
(Cochran), 4 to 1, third. Time 1:47.
Fourth race. mile. Country Club handi
cap— Louisville, 98 (O’Brien), 4 to 1, won;
Alard Scheck. 108 (J. Woods), 2 to 1 and
3 to 5, second; Cavier, 106 (Coburn), 4 to
1. third. Time 1:42.
Fifth race, about two miles, selling,
steeplechase—Sallust. 138 (Ellison). 8 to
5, won; Ba-slee. 134 (Wilson), 4 to 1 and 8
to 2. second; Tricotln, 143 (Meagher), 6 to
1, third. Time 4:44.
Sixth race, seven furlongs—Wax Taper,
114 (J. Woods), 8 to 5, won; Sue Johnson,
103 (O’Brien), 6 to 1 and 2 to 1, second;
Duke of Baden, 10E (J. Miller), 16 to 1,
third. Time 1:29.
At Bennlngs.
Washington, April 9—The maiden hurdle
race over six obstructions was the most
Interesting event at Bennington today.
Ten horses competed and all finished < x
cept Berto, XTio fell. Charawlnd, the fa
vorite, took first money by a neck, Rox
bury second, twenty lengths ahead of
Conover, third. Robert Waddell, the fa
vorite at prohibitive'odds, won the first
race by two lengths. Atheola won the
second race from The Rogue, who ran
third In a field of three starters. Toluca,
the favorite, finished In the rucks In the
fifth, Revonah, at 7 to 2, taking first
money, while the outsider, Alard, won
the last race from a field of thirteen
starters, with Robert Metcalf, at 40 to 1,
second and Kirkwood third. Summary:
First Race—Six furlongs: Robert Wad
dell 115 (Seaton), 10 to 6, won; Magic
Light 118( Miles), 12 to 1 and 8 to 5, sec
ond; Nitrate 101 (J. Slack), 7 to 1, third.
Time: 1:17.
Becond Race — One-half mile: Atheola
111 (Landry) 3 to 2, won; Laraceor 107
(Wonderly), 6 to 1 and 6 to 6, second;
Bister Juliet 107 (R. Burns), 7 to 5, third.
Time: 0:50 3-5.
Third Race—Mile and one-half; hurdle:
Charawlnd 141 (Monahan), 8 to 5, won;
Roxbury 141 (Frye), 7 to 1 and 6 to 2, sec
ond; Conover 151 (Penn), 10 to 1, third.
Time: 3:66.
Fourth Race — Seven furlongs: The
Rogue 95( J. Slack), 11 to 20, won; King’s
Favorite 84 (Wllkerson). 4 to 1 and 4 to
6, second; Cursory 90 (Q. Thompson), 3
to 1, third. Time; 1:33.
Fifth Race—Five furlongs: Revonah 106
(Landry), 7 to 2, won: Gertrude Elliott 96
(Wllkerson), 7 to 2 and even.second; Mid
night Chimes 108( Dale), 6 to 1, third.
Time: 1:03 2-6.
Sixth Race—Mile and fifty yards; sell
ing: Alard 89 (Seaton). 7 to 1, won; Rob
ert Metcalf 101 .Miller), 40 to 1 and 10 to
1, second; Kirkwood 110 (Landry), 3 to 1,
third. Time: 1:48 2-5.
At Talforan.
San Francisco, April 9.—Weather clear,
track fast at Tanforan. Results:
First race, three-quarters of a mile,
selling—Approdls. 117 (Mouhce), 6 to 1,
won: Catherne Bravo, 117 (Rulse), 8 to 1,
second: Master Cal, 119 (Turner), 2 to 1.
third. Time, 1:15%.
Second race, 2-year-old-maidens, one
half mile—Dlvlna, 107 (Hatley), 15 to 1, f
won; Minerva, 110 (Torpe), 8 to 1, second;
Loulette, 110 (Conley), 6 to 1, third. Time,
48%.
Third race, one and one-quarter miles,
selltn —Twinkler, 115 (Wedderstrand), 2%
to 1, won; Rio Shannon, 111 (Dominick),
8 to 6. second; Faunette. 110 (Alexander),
16 to 1, third. Time, 2:04.
Fourth race, seven furlongs—Princess
Tltanla, 107 (O'Connor). 7 to 10, won;
Satin Coat, 111 (Dominick). 4 to 1, second;
David 8.. 100 (Wedderstrand), 5 to 1,
third. Time, 1:28%.
Fifth race, one mile, purse—MacQyle, 101
(Dominick), 3 to 1, won; Hagedon, 10*
(Mounce), 2 to 1, second; Dangerous MaM,
104 (O'Connor), 6 to 5, third. Time, 1:40%.
Sixth race, three-quarters of a mils,
selling—Maggie Davis, 106 (Rausch), 4 to
1, won; Doublet, 107 (Mounce), 16 to 1,
second: Mocorito, 107 (See), 10 to 1, third.
Time, 1:13%.
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26 cents to C. J. Moffett, M. D., St. Louis, '
Mo.
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Thursday ev ening and Thurs
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children 25c.
BRINGS FREEDOM
Haley, Term., February 2, I9°°>
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