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?lf £f €tks* en*s*'a L '"oMAV. ( e^'ore.ndProprietors XHIMIM Every ißtnntijf hi Uaj si. Ihul*. Mis* A SHEAF OF SUPERSTITIONS. A FAMILY WI4KKMI I would n’ be bourn.' down Hellcvln slant* and things L'ke Unci© Jerry Flnckleys' sir Fee fifty cents. Con tgo anywhere. Kcr do s trick, unlest the signs la right When tho p*o<*ocka sings They stays at home from town Fer fear of measlos; Uov a seprut sign fer do#* A-howlin', and mewlin' cats, An' hoppln’ frog*. An' snaky weasels. An' when they see the l*glo hata A huntin' pixies by the light Of Jaek-a lumps. They flunk and pray In s*ch a plight It glvea ’em cramps. Folks sir short fer sense Tbet takes along thet way; Tbe'r lives mokes more crpens® Than nil the profits pay. Use reason— Ther" go slow, Vou Idiot: Don t you know Any more* a lug that hoe In the house, a temptin' death? ] swon. you’ve sesrt my breath Clean nwuy. You plegged fool, Little more’n you'll Jest go An’ do some mischief with the tool TUB CtIAHM To break tho apell when bad signs conus (io to the burn an' Jest take some Chaff up on the cockle screen, An' shake imlowly, like you’ve seen M siftin' meal, ’n then you sing ** Rafferty tallerly tlokory toe. Elnhow crackabow, ther' you go I* An' call the time vow kc-op the thing A ©bakin' till ut last you see The chaff's shuck through, and then run three Times round the heap, ami kind o’ sing ” Alsby bnlihy blubberin’ Hen, Don't let trouble come here agnla." *N’ If ye’re careful with the charm Ain’t no signs ken do you harm. WHEN 1 WAS A BOY. When I 'uz a boy The girl that worked fer mother Kept me most scan to death With some had sign or other. The tremblin' leav es on the big pople tree In our back yard, nnld she, Meant weevil would destroy The wheat And when late summer's breath Moaned In u sooty way About the kitchen pipe. She'd sj*.\ "Afore the corn is ripe A fever ’ll lake this house.” At last, when mother found me and brother A-rryln* for the squeakin' of a mouse T hat meant that some of us must die, fr*he turned the girl awny, And spanked us both, and I, Still thankin' her, will always say: *‘Ood bless my mother”’ -Donne Hob In son, In Century CL A HA’S TWO LOVERS. A Story of Lovo and Courage In tho Sepoy Mutiny. "Lour" Tom Forteseue, the major of the Fifth Bengal native cavalry, and Charlie Meredith, the senior captain of that once famous corps, both loved tho same girl; but though they* were bosom friends neither of them had tho faint est suspicion of the other's feelings to ward Clara Hudson. The colonel's wife know it But slio was u wise lady and said nothing, not even to her husband, who would have "pooh-poohed" if she had done so. Ho she held her peace, and Meredith, all unwitting, determined to know his fate before Clara went to the Hills for tho wimp season. it was a still, hot night on the lonely plain, midway between Agra and Luck now, where the Fifth was stationed. Inside Die compound, horses sweated nn a walk, and the punkah-wallah had fallen fast asleep of sheer exhaustion, while ids too swayed the canvas from force of habit and sent a little breeze down the veranda. In a dim, distant corner of that veranda sat Clara and ('apt. Charlie Meredith. Both had been silent a space. Charlie felt Ids heart thump ing as it never did when he faced the tiurkhas half-moon blades. Clara's womanly intuition told her what was coming, and she rose to go, "One moment, Miss Clara,” said he. Hho turned and sat down again, toy ing nervously with her hands. Charlie poured forth all his love, he never knew how, but as best ho could. "Stop! Stop! (apt. Meredith," im plored the girl. "1 am not free to lis ten to you,” she continued distressedly. “Not free!" ho exclaimed, in amaze ment- “Not free! Why surely you—" “Charlie, you are too good, too man ly, to be treated with any reserve. I om already engaged." The man leapt up at her words, hud staggered ns if he had been •truck. “Engaged. Miss Hodson! Surelv you w ill pardon my words. I never knew It," he muttered hoarsely. She replied In gentle tones, but Charlie did not hear her. The little punkah-wallah and tho veranda wore chasing each other around the com pound In a peculiar way, while the barracks jumped up and down as if excited at tho race. oA roar aa of a cat aract stunned him. He stood there speechless and dazed. When ho looked around, ho w as nloiA. ‘Say, Meredith, where are you?" shouted Maj. Forteseue, nn hour later, rushing Into the captain's room. “Why, man, you look as gloomy as a molting hen, and I'm simply bursting to tell you some glorious news. Con gratulate me, my buy! I've won her!" "Won—won whom?" ejaculated Mere dith, with a sudden pang. "The dearest little girl on earth, old follow! I know it will surprise you, but Clara said I wasn't to tell you yet, and I—" "Clara? Ah! I see. (rod bless you and her, Forteseue!” said Meredith. What a faraway voice it was that spoke! “Thanks: I knew you would. But are you Hi?" he suddenly interrupted, glancing at the drawn, colorless face of his comrade. "Oh, no! This confounded heat! It stifles one. Have a cigar, Forteseue? 1 w-ish tho inspector-general and his review to-morrow were at Hanover." And so Meredith rattled on, white his heart seemed as if more again it never would. “Look here, Charlie," said Forteseue, "you are in a nice condition to bo around! Go to bed, and I’ll hunt the doctor." And the great, big-hearted major, sus pecting nothing, made him lie down be fore he departed, i, Th * doctor came in, and— heavens!— Jie began to chatter about the engage ment! I saw it, Meredith. No deceiving no old campaigner, P h? They are a line sonple. Yes, take two of theae pilla and go to sleep, Good night. You*, riffht 6m tritet to-morrosY.’* Al last H wftsalona, s itf)ng ( >n )it chsrpoy and looking at the bare walla with eye* which told of a bleeding heart within “If I could see mother!'' ho mur mured. "If I could only hare her here for just five minutes of advice and sympathy! I must aslt to be relieved after this inspection." And thus de ‘termlniug. he spent the awful hours of the tropical night In trampling down that love which comes but once to a man or woman. The next day the regiment paraded, while the grizzled, one-armed general sat motionless upon his charger, watch ing the black phalanxes ride past the flagstaff in salute. ' 'Humph! flood drill, welt set up, your fellows. Colonel, I hope they arc keeping sweet. We shot three yester day.” “I'll go bail for these men, general. They are as good as they look. Every one ia trustworthy." The sepoy who was removing the covers at luncheon overheard, and the faintest flicker of a smile passed over his immobile face. Trustworthy! Little did they know the general himself would be cut down by his own escort before reaching the next station. Who Was to toll ther-c English of that sudden, awful treason which burst out like the death wlpds from I'atna to Delhi? Even now the colonel's boasted sepoys were stealthily sharpening their sabers, while their sergeants wore stealing ammunition. A tall Malay crept into the native quarters the next evening at dusk, lie was white with dust, and thirsty. “Ugh, drink," said he. And they gave drink to him. "These sons of pigs must die. Ho de clares the rajah," ho whispered, look ing cautiously around. "Where's our brother's token?" queried a native trooper. “Truly, the token," reechoed the group. The Malay picked his teeth, and pulled out a little fragment of yellow In dian paper covered with hieroglyphic*, fie passed it around, and they smiled at each other with gruesome delight. Twenty-five minutes later the “trusty" Fifth Ucngal had sworn to kill and spare not. Every European was doomed. Such were the orders of the secret headquarters. The night deepened. Charlie Mere dith had dozed for the first time. Sud denly he was awakened by a cracking noise. "Fire!" shouted he, jumping up and looking out. What a scone! The square in front of his quarters was filled with black, dancing, grinning, infuriated devils. A bullet pinged and flattened against the wall behind him. He was frozen with horror at that moment, for his beloved, gray-haired old colonel Just then ran out, his only daughter in his arms, his wife sheltered behind him, and all three were cut down before Charlie's eyes "A mutiny!" he gasped. “The in fernal hell-hounds!" He sprang to the door, sword and revolver in hand. There stood his body-servant. “The sahib must fly or he will die. 1 1 should ho slain if they knew I warned the sahib," said the man, gravely. Charlie ran past him, behind the building down to the fall river reeds, and crouched thrre. "Fortescne, are yon here?" ho whis pered, catching a glimpse of scarlet. “Yes, Meredith, and Clara with mo," was the low response. "Have a care!" said Meredith "Do not go tot) far out. I hear crocodiles in mid-stream." The heart-piercing screams died away, tho barracks flamed up. and tho throe sole survivors crouched lower in the Jungle, while the sepoys danced around the burning pile. They had looted the canteen, and the Malay was asked to drink. He shook his head. "The tall man -where Is he and his maiden?” queried he. “Search the river, for they have escaped." The sepoys passed so closely to tho fugitives that Forteseue drew Clara nearer to him and clutched his pistol. For many a brave man first kissed his loved women and then shot them be fore he died himself, In tho terrible days of tho mutiny. Down the stream the mutineers went, while the Malay waited for them on the bank, close to Meredith. “Now or never!" thought Charlie. lie leaped through the air like a tiger, his lithe form wound around the Malay's, and ho clutched his tawny throat as they struggled In the reeds. That iron ograsp never relaxed until life had fled. He spurned the corpse Info the current behind him. "Good, Charlie! One fiend gone, and he who caused the. mischief, tool Now let’s make a rush toward the stables, and then for buck now I" said the major. The two heroes grasped each other’s hands, while Clara, calm and silent, but deathly pale, followed their every motion. Fortescne tried to apeak. He could not Ills lips were parched, his eyes bloodsht. his heart was on Are with the terrible strain. At last lie stam mered out these words: "If I drop first, Charlie, don't let them take her alive!" Charlie gripped his hand afresh in re ply. No words were needed. They understood each other. Swiftly and noiselessly the three crept under the sheltering jungle until they stood opposite the gable end of the long cavalry stables, all aglow with the light of the fire. Three horses, saddled and ready, were picketed near at hand in the road, and three sepoys stood by, laughing wfth diabolical glee. "Take the left man, Meredith. Curse him! My own troop-major!” Charlie saluted as he received the or der. "Use the steel only. (Tara, keep close behind me,” It was done in a trice. One sepoy es caped. They heeded him not, but gal loped down the Lucknow road. A wild yell rang out They were dis covers 1. "Forwardl Forward!" And the men pricked the maddened horses with their keen-edged sabers. “Look ahead, Charlie They have ambushed the road," said Fortescne. A hoarse hurrah, as though these two bad been the life-guards, was followed .% * clash of swords amid a confused, struggling mass of black figures. Fortescne** hand was on his loved one’s bridle. The other lover, Charlie, leaned out across her horse’s nock to cover her form. They slashed right and left them! Darling, (ire yon "No," said Clara. It was tha first and )#•! wopd Charlie heard her spank du* Ing that memorable night, hideous as It was The distance to Lucknow woe twenty miles. The pace was furious. “Twenty miles, Clara," said Charlie; “only twenty miles." She smiled ss he looked on her sweet face In the light of the dawning day. They saw parties of sepoy cavalry scouring the country in all directions. Ulood and (fust all mingled on their faces made It hard to perceive they were Europeans, and they hoped to pass un noticed. "Hoe those pennons, Forteecue?" ssld Charlie. “They belong to the in spector general escort Poor fellowl He's gone." “Yes; and they are lying lor ua." "Ton miles more now," continued Charlie, cheerfully. Just then his horse sank Into the dust dampening It with its foam-cov ered sides Charlie sprang up. "(loon, Forteseue, never mind about me. Von will find Laurence at Luck now." “Not a.yard, Charlie," said the major, "(let up In front of Clara, and hand me one of your ‘barkers;’ mine Is broken." So they dashed onward again. But those fatal pennons fluttered nearer and nearer, and Charlie licked behind at the yelling sepoys and downward at the heaving flanks of the donbly-laden horse. Fortescoe's brow lowered, and he clutched the pistol Charlie had handed him. In the midst of the gathering horror Charlie Meredith had gone back to the veranda. He could see the little pun kah-wallah, ho could hear his own tones pleading a lost cause. His mouth twitched, but his resolve was taken, and In his heart there was a strange, unearthly calm. Ho turned to Clara. "Clara, kiss me," said ho, simply. She leaned forward and kissed him. “Good-by, dearest' My dear For tescue, good by!” Ho swung lightly down and stood In the road. Forteseue halted; ho trembled In every limb; his eyes were filled with unbidden tears; his voice rose into a scream of agony. "Charlie, we’ll die together!" said he. "(Jo on, old fellow, for her sake!" And Charlie struck the horses with his sword. They galloped on, Clara with her head bowed down, Forteseue weep ing sobs of mlngl ed rage and grief. The rebels saw their prey. He stood facing them a* if on dress parade) Ills helmet had fallen off, and Ms fair head shone in the sunlight, forming s strange contrast to his blackened face. They were on him as he finished hie prayer. They rode a round him, afraid to close In, the Jackals pulling down the dying lion. He held the food fdr five minutes. There Were a couple of saddles emptied, and all was over. Charlie Meredith lay in the blood stained dust, his death a glorious tdh serration. Htern Laurence heard the story twen ty minutes later. On came the sortie he had ordered out, Maj. Forteseue at its head. They eaught his slayers end mowed them down with tlCrvous arm. as the reapers do the wheat "There he lies," anid a trooper. And the stalwart fellows stood around, with blinding tears 111 ibeit eyes. They watched the living rival tenderly lift that precious form. He held him to Ids bosom, as though he would warm him back to life. He suf fered no other hands to touch hlig as they journeyed hack to Lucknow. Sir Henry Laurence met them at the gale of the Residency. Ho lifted his helmet to tlio procession. “ ‘Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for bis friends,’" said the great, Englishman, solemnly. Both he and Charlie lie burled in tiie Residency garden together. Clara's eldest boy is named Charles Meredith Forteseue, ami upon the tablet 111 the Forteseue church erected to Charlie's memory are engraved the words of Sir H. Laurence.--H. Parks,in N. Y. Ledger. OUR BEAU IDEAL. Virtues of the Mail Wo Moan I, to Marry Hut Didn't. What a model of order ho was! Never aimed burned matches under grates or into corners, and never Uttered man tels and tables with scrap tobacco and Kray ash. We never had to follow lu his wake, picking up discarded Kar men Is, sorting shoes and tidyinK pa pers, with a view to answering “why things weren’t left where they were put!" Under the most vexatious circum stances our ideal man was always the same whole-souled, genial, generous fellow, keeping all his troubles to him self, sharing all his pleasures with us, and shielding us from all knowledge of the disagreeable side of life; the world might batter him to the very door, but we weren’t to know It. Ho must come in smiling, and ready to sympathize with us if the Jam wouldn't jam or the blue got streaked in the starch. With womanly Inconsistency while wishing for a slave we also yearned for intermittent intervals of dominating lordly assertion, for moments when we recognised our will as secondary, and proudly, though grudgingly, submitted to a higher power. The ideal man al ways rewarded such submission by In creased tenderness and deference ot mien, loading us to think that wo had had our own way after all. That ho was rich goes without say ing, though our impractical youth did not insist on that point; but what man is ideal without the glamour of gold? Hid we marry him? No, oh, no! It takes time to produce perfection, and the world isn’t quite si* thousand years old.—Mary . O’thilllvan. in Donahue's Magazine. The lleauty of It. Some men never grow tired of admir ing their wives, and oneof these, whose wife was a handsome girl, was recent, ly showing a friend anew house thev had just moved into. "I can t say I admire the house," said the friend candidly, as they looked at It from the front gate. "Well, there's one beauty about it said the owner. “Where?” “On the inside " ■ “What is it?" "My wife," and after that it seemed to the jnend that th- whole place wo* heeuUfu I.—Detroit Free Press. h “ y . Bay “ P ° rOU * cure l* Bta **P>*ttng." “It would “iw ,f | P TO P erl >’ aPPHea." “How?" J iMter it pyor the Bmiih, g arpar’n Ba*nr. * WOMAN AND HOME Novelties in shops. hpai'H •'Masts’' Ars Orowlo* In Fopa ls r Favor—Row a U'l* Company tin Da Srrvod In a Small Oinlnx-Boom-A Charming Tea Hrl I" from the Orient. The lessons we have learned from the Japanese have for a I° TI K time done good service; hut the fashion of arranging tables In “nests” la only now being copied by makers nearer home. In our small rooms and in the apartments that yearly grow In favor any device for economizing space Is Important. These tables are In nests TItK NSW JSPANK.SK TRA-KfctTl.K, that occupy the splice only of one and that can at need bo separated and lifted cacti to its appointed place. AH are, Indeed, boons to *he entertainer; 1 onOC saw H large company served with slipper In comparatively small rooms with absolutely no confusion by the help of a number of Japanese ‘‘nests." They stood before supper id corners here and lliero and occupying littlft spttce. Suddenly, when the ap pointed time arrived, attendants lifted them out, separated them and placed them hero and there, M that, every guest found ft convenient place In which to rest the plate of salad, the glass of punch and the refreshing Ice. The new styles show Inlaid tops and many really beautiful designs. They can he bought for forty dollars a bests for four nr five. The very quaintest form of the tea table Icettlo comes from Japan and is made of bronze in varying colors. The support is a silver stork from whose beak the kettle hang*, Hud Hie kettle Itself It* (if a warm brown tone. The whole stands upon a flat strip of orna mented bronze in which the lamp Is set. The price complete is fifty dollars. A rather lal-go sum to pay tor a simple kettle, but small compared with what many jvomen spend upon mere fancies. Near-sighted persons, or those who have learned to like the lorgnette, will he glad to learn of s tie:* form of eyeglass that contains the convenient handle with less space and smaller di mensions. Very pretty designs In fine gold-plate are made with slender sir id like handles that fold when not In use Against the eyepieces and can so be carried In a small case. Their price Is gft.Rn. What It.would ho In solid gold or sliver I cannot toll, as thrde are tha only ones seen so fsc Tw-o HoW desks, both designed lo economize space, are put upon the market in tempting shape. One, when closed, Is a simple, substantial square table of oak that can be used for a dozen purposes; when open It contains a perfect desk Arid an excellent mir ror. Its price Is $S,‘. The other costs only a trifle more— ?S5, to he exact. It Is of white enamel, stands about 5 feet high, and, while only occupying tha depth of an ordintPy book sftelt, pro vides for a generous number of vol umes and gives ample writing space. It Is wonderfully graceful in design. There are two upper shelves, the door to the desk that w hen let down be comes a table and behind Whldh are pigeon holes, drawers and the like, and below again two shelves more. To complete It arc brass candlesticks at tached one on each side of the desk. W herever It may he placed, or at any time of the night, a soft, perfect light falls upon the paper and the writer la enabled to work under the most per fect conditions.—Clare Itunce, In Chi cago Uccord. FAMILY SCRAP BAG. WomKh have uhandoned spoon col lecting for silver hatpins. Do.\ r backbite your neighbors un less you want them to bite back. It is far more easy lo acquire a for tune like a knave than to expend it like a gentleman. China or glass dishes are the only safe things in which ’ left-overs'’ may bo allowed to standi WnMK for the best salaries or wages you can get, but work for half-price rather than be idle. The new veraion of the golden rule these days is; "Po onto Others as they would like to do unto you.’’ A MUTUim of two parts of crude oil to one of turpentine, applied with a soft cloth, mukesun excellent furniture polish. When you are buying a horse don’t consult a pedestrian, and when you are courting a woman don’t ask advice of a bachelor. Breathing through the Bose is the only proper way to sleep. If you awake in the night and find your mouth open, get up and shut it. TF.LErnoNFMETER is the new instru ment that registers the time of each conversation at the telephone from the time of ringing up the exchange to thl ringing-off signal. Anew substance, called valzin, is now being manufactured in Berlin under a patent, and it la claimed to he two hundred times sweeter than sugar and free from certain objectionable properties of saccharin. ffo boß* Gild. Builder- Vjs ; a if, this Hbilse has just been BnlP.¥u, inclds for rent at very fC&Sonahl; SgnreS. Home Seeker— Will you give me a lease for five years? Builder—Five years? You must be daft. In halt that time it will he dry enough for mo to Jlva In mvseif.— I>. V. Weekly. ‘ hum- tnd f'flfoctt “ f like 'llls bat," (mq Isabel, •• I' makes mv fare look loag smt sell, " hea ilear fuVvir suit ilia b;ij It mode hit tav loon longer rJifch WHEN BABY BATHE& Berent Small. Detail* tYh'ch Sbonld W*l , Me ff#*leed. Before baby takes the all-over morn* fng bath, there are several small de tails to be attended to, which will simplify matters for nurse or mother, and (five to the little one a comforta bly-cleanly person. Have at hand a cupful of lukewarm water, together with two pieces of soft old linen, one of which, dipped In water, will cleanse the corners bf the eyes, While the othef; wet with borax and water and passed about Inside ihe lips. will give the month a wholesome sweetness. The head bath comes next. A relvpi sponge or the palm of the hand shdnld be dipped in water to which has been added a teaspoon ful of borax, and passed across the silky head-fuxz, which Is then dried with some soft fabric. Now the tiny bather is ready for a body-bath. The temperature of the water must be carefully suited to ita system. If healthy anil vigorous, It will enjoy a tubful of tepid Wilier; but, If not very fobUst, baby should be given a daily sponge bath fot* tieVoVal months, followed by a vigorous *nb with alcohol or olive oil, applied with the palm of the hand. Klthfr the al cohol or the oil will he found strength ening and S preventive of colds. but the alcohol, <*i account of Its drying propensities, Is less desirable than the oil. Speaking of baby’s hath, perhaps some mot tiers would appreciate ft hint Its to the getting up of ft unique little tub, which will furnish this sweetest piece of nature's bric-a-hrac with the morning ablution. Take a tin dlshpan—the largest Of its kind—ftnd enamel ontside and in With some falnt'hned enamel, either violet, rose, azure or buttercup yellow. If anything of an artist, the deco rator may toticH Up the sides And bot tom of the pan with oils, scattering across the enamel surface ft few feath ery grasses, or blossoms. A couple of big bows decking the handles complete the beauty of this masquerading dlshpan, but when the tub is In active use, the lustrous lengths of ribbon will have to be ban ished to some other corner of the in fantlle wardrobe, or laid aside until called upon to add beauty to the basin, when it Is brought lint to receive the admiration Of the little king orquceu'S willing subjects.—Holden Days. AN OAK-LEAF DOILY. A Flees of Handiwork Suitable far a i'iiiristmas tilft. The dak-leaf doily is one of many unique varieties sueing for favor. Tills piece of handiwork Is easily fashioned, and When finished lifts a de cidedly holiday air. Heavy white satin is the foundation goods. First secure n gracefully-shaped leaf ns a pattern. You can have on ook loaf stamped upon a square of the material, and then rut. out the edges, or jrbtt mny draw off, using a big leaf ns a guide, your pattern upon paper. All that, la OAK-LSAF DOILY. necessary where you wish an extra aired doily Is to allow ample snare for the center, when the leaf placed neat the edges will guide you In making an outline. Whitewash embroidery silk finishes stem and leaves prettily. This Is worked about the edges In buttonhole stitch. A Hey Aapaeasa gold thread is carried along fts yotl work the edges of each leaf, the but ton-hole stitch catching the gold thread down and holding It in place directly upon tha edge. Wash tinsel or gold thread, tevy flue in quality, Is employed to vein the center of the leaf. Satin damask or any one of the art fabrics In white may be used in fashioning a set of oak-leaf doilies. liir£ No Vork ifHrriM; Three young women who will a**, tract a great deal of attention In New York this winter arc Helen Gould. Gertrude Vanderbilt and Virginia Fair. Mlbs Gouhl I possessed of more money in her own right than any young un married woman in this city to-day, says Foster Coates in Frank Leslie’s Weekly. Her fortune is in the neigh borhood of gKVfHKI.OOdi Jllal half fha sum that gossip sets down to the credit of Miss Mary Garrett, of Baltimore. Miss Vanderbilt will be the richest of the season's debut autos. If alt goes Well she will some day he the possessor of as much money as Miss Garrett. Miss Fair inay Seetn poor in comparison, for rumor credits her with being worth . only ?1,000,000. Of these three young I fr omen Miss Gould is the eldest, and, like Miss Vanderbilt, much of her life i lias been given up to chftrildhle UfW. Miss Fair is strikingly beautiful. All ! °f these young women have admirers | and it would not bo surprising if they should become matrons during the next twelve months. Appetising Cold siarp Put two beaten eggs into il lm (hip; add to these four tablespoonfuis of Vinegar, art even le&sjioonftil 0 f laiistnt'd, IWtt tablespoonfuis ol salad oil end oge of sugar. Stir this mixture °' rr Hie fire until it becomes n smooth. ! slightly-thickened seuce. Pour this 1 over shredded cabbage, end pi.-we on | th# ice W w ; 4i Bezln-ilng Practice at Once. j Mr. Ia into Miss Rosalie, I under* ; stand that you’ve been attending the lectures on: “How to Treat Ordinary Illnesses?’ 1 J Hhe—Ye. . He (drawing r,csi-cr)--r ft n f n you toll mo what you would dq fora broken heart? —Vogue. A Wco lloutekcoper. J/lttle Oirl (helping her mnthq;)*- \ye (Rtwcd the stew und •quashed tb now what hU I do next?-' I .. ' ~. I scHboL an 6 churcM. —The Income o I Oxford university is 1380,000. —McGill university, Montreal, baa a department of pathology, which was recently endowed by a gift of 1100,000. —There are only four teachers in the United States who receive a salary an high ns 110,000 a year, and three of them are college presidents. —Ten thousand religious services were cbhdhcted slid Too.orto Visit* made by the sgents of the Metropolitan Tab ernacle Colporlags association last year. The tdtal ralnbot sales amount* to fiO.wjs Ids lod. —Mrs, John ,t. Aiklfis, of Philadel phia, litis the pen with which Robert Raikes. of England, inscribed the names of the children who attended the find Sunday-school in the world, one hun dred and thirteen years ago. —Only 51, out of HUS Christian En deavor societies in the Reformed Church of America have yet Joined the Chris tian Endeavor Missionary league of that church. These 51 pledge an aver age amount of over >B5 a year to mis sions: —The total Increase of baptists in the United States for the decade I*Bo - was 1,183(758. The g* in among northern Baptists was 103,(001 south ern, 359,M0( colored, ili'rtr.y 700,000. The total gain of the Cortgl egntloflal- Isis for the same period Was 138,487; of the Methodist Episcopal (north), 587,- 854; of the Presbyterian (norths 314,- 035; of Ihe Episcopal, 18S,8flS, n A South Australian Christian En deavor society has Inaugurated anew kind of social. Tothissocial the mem bers bring things to eat, but they do not eat them. They Cover a large table With loaves rtf broad, bags of (lour, rice, oatmeal, together With gifts of money, ahd these things are handed over to the lady missionary of the church, to distribute among the poor. Several of the Adelaide societies have thus found that “it Is better to give than to receive.” The increase nf the Christian popu lation rtf British India, during the twenty years from 1873 to lain, exceed ed (id per cent, and 45 per cpnt. for all India. But it is a singular circum stance that the native Christians have not received any substantial measure of local self-government from the Eu ropean or American religious bodies to which they belong. The British gov ernment has moved !rt advance nf the Christian churches In gi-ahting a de gree of political enfranchisement and a measure of local self-government to the Indian people as a whole. —The gsncl-nl missionary commiltc of the Methodist Episcopal Chbfoh, in scssio nat Minneapolis recently de cided upon the sum of $1,150,000 ns the total to bn appropriated for the work of domestic and foreign missions for the ensuing year. The financial report of the year, submitted by Dr. San lord Hunt, of New York, said in brief that the gross receipts for the year showed a decrease of nearly SHI,. 000, slid that lllstead of the balance of $4-4,000 which stood to the ct'ed 11 of the committee on November 1 of last year, it was now confronted with a treasury debt of $100,3(18, and adding to this ml outstanding bill of exchange of $78,018 made a total indebtedness of $188,300. The total expenditures of the year were $1,850,345. TWO GRASSHOPPERS. A Store Strongly Resembling Mark T train's ‘■Jumping Frog of CnlHTerns.” John Mackey < the mining millionaire, has in his employ at Cftfson, Nev., nn expert named Maurice Hocflich, who always offers to l<ack Ills opinion hy belting. This annoys Mackay, who d<H‘s not llkr to be disputed, and is further fretted by tlifi fact that Hoe flich usually proves to be in tlie rig'll I, One day Uoeflich was playing with an enormous grasshopper. It could jump Ovct twenty feet, and he said; ‘‘l'll ped you fifty dollars, Mr. Mac kay, dot you can’t find a hopper to peat him.” Mackay sent a trusted emissary down to Carson valley to secure a contestant. The mini "peni nearly a week catching hoppers, and reported that the liest gait any of them made was seventeen feet. He doubled if a better jumper could lie found anywhere. The next day he arrived with about k do/,eH hopper", and Mackay gave them quarters in his rooms as Vander bilt would stable his stud. Bach had a cigar box to himself, and every morn ing they were taken out and put through their pacesl It was impossi ble, hotVevift', to get one In jump over eighteen feet. Mackay Was in despair; but one morning a hopper sniffed at a bottle of ammonia on the table and immediately jumped thirty feet. Next day Mackay announced to Hoo- Jlich that he was ready for the match, i M expert Same an hour before the time with ills pel llbpftfcr. Not finding Mackay in, he noticed the buttle of am monia. A light broke upon him. Grab bing the bottle, ho rushed to a drug store, threw alVtty the ammonia and or dered it to be filled with chloroform, Mackay soon arrived with a half do/.efl mining superintendents, whom he in vited to sSe hllfi ha some fun with Hoettich. They were hardly seated when Hoettich came in with the hop per in a cigar box under his arm. "1 vaa A Icetla fate, Mr, Mackay, but I'm here raid der hopper ttttd rter oin." He laid down the money, which was hovered promptly. Mackey got behind somebody and IKt his hopper sniff at the ammonia bottle, which Held lloe fl jell's chloroform. '1 ime being called, the hoppers were placed stdf! by aide on the piazza, and at the word “Go" cadi one was touched on the back with a straw, lloe/Hch’s entry scored twenty-four feet. Mac kay a gave a lazy lurch of some four inches, and, folding his legs, fdtl fast luslocp.—The Million. Atiuifill His Favorite. ‘Tt is sad to set the ehill 61 autumn ietlllfijt o'er the World." she said “ Wh y I believe it i*/' re plied the young man. “Autumn always fills me with sad ness,” she went on. “Even with you, I know I shall be sorrowful when the Ifdfti kills thfl l(*aT*A and leaven the world so desolate." “No, you won’t.” he answered, posi tively. “I’ll fix that" “How?" “1 m going into the coal business.”- N. Y. Mercury. Fellow-Sufferers. t irst Thin Man—What makes you so thin, -friend? Recqnd-Thin Man-Why, I'm a jockey -beep training to win racy;. IV hat makes ybw so,thin? 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