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P( (Eoa.*t <f cha. m *L*JLI, * Editor*and Propilolors H (HAS- ©• Wui'tMu. ) ■ | Sutiirdavill Havst. I.outa. Mis* W‘ __ M I, - 1 •***" 1 i *~— mi —■ ITS DARK SIDE. m ( ilw shadow* In thi rigtan of Kow ■ *** York Ufo. i Tt|f victors wore In a foreign city. ■ shop sign* wrreln foreign tongues; ■ insomr stmot* nil Hebrew. On chance ■ (n , vs tamls were displayed newspn pars U k ftori* a . Hohetnlan. Arable, Online, ■ lldircw. Polish, Herman—none in En- I ~ju* The theater bills were in Me- R other unreadable type. Tho I and the streets swarmed I with noisy denlcrs in every sort of sec ■ end-hand merchandise —vegetables that I hßl | ym a iletter day, llsli in shoals. I | t „■,!* not easy to make one’s way I (lironyh the stands and push-carts and I the noisy tUckerln# buyers and sellers. I w ko hajrph-d over trifles and chaffed I good-naturedly and were strictly in- I ttnl on their own affairs. No part of I the ton n is more < .owded. or more In- I dnstrioas. If youth is the hope of tho I cnoatry. the sight was encouraging, I for children were in the (flitters, <n I the house steps, at all the windows. I The houses aermed burnt in (f with hit* mnnity. and in nearly every room of tho packed tenements, whether the inmates were sick or hungry, some sort of indus try was carried on. in the damp base ments were junk dealers, rag-pickers, Ifooss-pickers. In one noisome cellar, off sii alley, among those sorting rags, wassn old woman of eighty-two, who could reply to questions only in a gar yon. too proud to hog, clinging to life, earning a few eents a day in this foul occupation. Hut life is sweet even with poverty and rheumatism and ••ighty years. Did her dull eyes, turn ing upward, see the Carpathian Hills, a free girlhood in village drudgery and village sports, then a romance of love, children, hard work, discontent, emi gration to anew world of promise? And now a col In* by day, the oecu pu pation of cutting rags for carpets, and at night in a corner in a close and crowded room on a flock bed not Ht fora dig. And this was a woman's life. Picturesque foreign women going shout with shawls over their heads and usually a hit of bright color some where. children at their games, hawk ers loudly crying their stale wares, the elicit "f sewing machines heard through X broken window, everywhere anima tion. life, exchange of rough or kindly 'hunter. Was It altogether to melan choly us it might seem? Not every body was hopelessly poor, for litre was lawyers’ signs and doctors’ signs—doc tors in whom the inhabitants had con fidence because they charged nil they could get for their services—and thriv ing pawnbrokers’ shops. There were psrii h schools also-perhaps others; end off some dark alley, inn room on tho ground floor, could lie heard tho strident noise of education going on in high voiced study and recitation. Nor were amusements lacking—notices of balls, dancing this evening, and ten cent shows in palaces of legerdemain ami deformity. It was u relenting day in March; patches of bine sky overhead, and tho sun had some quality In its shining. The children and tile caged birds at the open windows felt it—and there were notes of music here and there above the traftic. and the clamor. Turn ing down a narrow alley, with a gutter in the center, attracted by festive sounds, the visitor came into a small stone-paved court with a hydrant in the center, surrounded by tall true inenl-houses, in the windows of which were stuffed the garments that would no longer hold togctiier to adorn tho person. Here an Italian girl and boy, with a guitar and violin, were recalling la belle Napoli and a couple of pretty girls from the eonrt were footing it as merrily ns if it were the grape harvest. A woman opened a lower room door and sharply -called to one of the dancing girls to come in.when Edith and the doctor ap peared at the bottom of the alley; but her tone changed'when she recognized the doctor, and she said, by way of apology, that she didn’t like her daughter to dance before strangers, fci the music and the dunce went on. even little dots of girls and boys shuf fling about in n stiff-legged fashion, with applause from all the windows, and st last a largess of pennies, as aiany as five altogether- for the ejans. And the sun fell lovingly upon ‘he pretty scene. Hut then there were tho sweaters’ dens, and the private rooms where half " down pale-faced tailors stitched and pressed fourteen and sometimes sixteen ours a day; stifling rooms, smelling r the hot goose and steaming cloth; rooms where they worked, whore the conking was done, where they ate. and c at night, when overpowered witli weariness, lay down to sleep. Strug ffie for life everywhere, and perhaps ho more discontent and heart-burning eertuinly less ennui than in the palaces on the avenues. -Charles Dud *y "arner, in Harper's Magazine. The Only Way. [* l! ha - I got in tlie last word with n n angry woman this morning.” t„ >" " W * n "olid did you manage “Quarreled with her over the tele phone and rang off as soon as I’d had rcy say."—Brooklyn Mfe. Concerning Locusts. e—Do yon know anything about hsc seven teen-year locusts? th. . ( ° f doub,ful age) Oh. no; when mb' ",* re bcrc before 1 was such a wee , a baby, don’t you know Do* bolt J- rec Press. In .J.b'pobmalse is of Polish origin. H r' 11 Hnry 111.,0f Anjou, was clect “<* Poland, and among the, cere ies of his coronation was a stately , t v r( 'P“*t *be throne of all the nobil ,v ’’ " IS ' Vas '’b® first polonaise,which n,>v * r “forward omitted in court Poland* Stod. 10 "* tHe kingd ° m ° f is !/ t° U wunt 10 know what real fun will . ® norraous iy rich, make your comi , three moDth s after death >n nla*? Ck i and sep ho ' v man y kinds of he in f °° i ’ our beirs will prove you to Bny court in the country. taise'l' 1 ' Fillmore was born and saw i on a farm. He said he never the i • ' Shakespeare, a history of a Uited suites or a map until ho as years old. trai'lh, Hrn . Check and rebuke Uie de * ?*** by showing that you iizi tuitbiu ' vuu GARDENS, ! wm's’ 1 fa,r HH Itlifc fAhteos. hh h no mn planted, and no man tills 11 lUlm| l * <,rl,te ' l ’ tht,|r hrsva bloom Ni xml fxr o’er tho vsles and hills: Ip Vie hers from their cups of sweetness. I’ulsos above thorn the wild tree wing, nd night and morn fr l(W (heir doors nro born* The dreams of Ihfi lunos tbst blilhe hearts Binjj. The waving gardens, tho fragrant gardens I hat tons In tho nn by the broad highway, .rowing together, gorso and heather, A- Irr 1,-id golden-rod all the lUy hopples duik with tho wine nf slumber, J slalss bright with the look of dawn, IU u ’MUn blue, nnd the lon# year throUgW I he flowers that carry thtf hWumouk nrtv \nd tho dear old #nrdon. tho ploanunt drn Where mother used to potter about. Tilni; it nd pulling and Np-tringly coUthjg, An I Wat filing euoh bud n* Us flower laughed out; Mollyhork* here, end tho prinro'a feather, l.nrkffpur und prim roue end llUen white. Hwf.rt were the doer oM-fa*hloncd gardene Where wo klseed the mother, end nald, '•Good-nlgUt.” K. Sung Mer Sn linrp-r e Batkh I /Q2t TED, poor - ' _ lir Ted I I’d give sft my commission o) "'n to sc e hi m again.” (’apt. Kichard Dcbncy, of the Hrtllsh navy, commander of the man-of-war Cormorant, was entertaining some friends in the harbor of -San Francisco, and the talk turned upon "Ted" l)ob m-y, ills brother, who had resigned from the navy several years before be cause lie had chivalrously prevented a French cruiser from boring holes in a wretched opium - smuggling craft. “Ted” was impulsive, brave, daring, and loved alike hy Ills superiors and bis men. “Have you ever got on the track of Ted?” "Once I thought I had, at Singapore, but nothing came of it. No doubt he changed his name. He never asked for nor got the legacy which ray poor father left him.” An hour later they were aboard the Cormorant, dining with a number of men asked to come and say good-by to Mostyn, who was starting for England tho second day following, after a pleas ant cruise mid visit with Dcbncy. Meanwhile, from far beyond that yellow lane of light running out from Holden (late there came a vessel, sail ing straight for harbor. Site was a large oid-fasliioned cruiser, carrying guns, and when she passed another vessel she hoisted the Hritish ensign. Hlie looked like a half obsolete cor vette, spruced up, made modern by every possible device, and all her ap pointments were shapely ami in order. Site was clearly n Hritish man-of-war, as shown in her trim-dressed sailors, her good handful of marines, but her second and third lieutenants seemed little like Englishmen, and, Indeed, one was an American and one was a Hollander. There was gun drill and cutlass drill every day, and, ivliat was also singular, there was boat drill twice a day, so that the crew of this man-of-war, as they saw Holden Hale ahead of them, were perhaps more ex pert at boat drill than any that sailed. They could lower and raisoa boat with wonderful expert ness In a had sea, and they rowed witli riock-like precision *nd machine-like force. Their general discipline did credit to tile Hritish navy. Hut they were not given to understand that hy their commander, Capt. Shewell, who had an eye like n spot of steel and a tongue like aloes or honey ns the mood was upon him. This was most noticeable when ho was shut away from the others in Ills cabin. Then his whole body seemed to change. The eye became softer, and yet full of a sort of genial deviltry, and the body had a careless alertness and elasticity, the whole roan had the athletic grace of a wild animal, and his face had a hearty sort of humor, which the slightly lifting lip in its bizaare disdain could not greatly modify. He certainly seemed well pleased with himself, and more than once, as lie sat alone, lie laughed outright, and once ho said aloud, as Ills lingers ran up and down a schedule —not a man-o’-wnr’s schedule—laugh ing softly: “Poor old Farquhar, if lie could see mo now!” Then, to himself; "Well, as I told him, I was violently tossed like a bull into the large country, and I’ve had a lot of adventure and sport. Hut here's something more—the big gest game ever played between na tions by u private person—with a half million dollars as the end thereof, if all goes well with my lone corvette!” The next evening just before dusk, after having idled about out of sight of the signal station all day, (’apt. Shewell entered Holden Hate with the Hornet, of no squadron. Hut the offi cers of the signal station did not know that, and simply telegraphed to the harbor in reply to the signals from the corvette that a Hritish man of-war was arriving. She came leisure ly up the bay, with Capt. Shewell on the bridge. Ho gave a low whistle as he saw the Cormorant in the distance. He knew the harbor well, and he saw that the Cormorant had gone to n new anchorage, not the same as Hritish raen-of-war took formerly. He drew away to the new anchorage—he need not be supposed to know that a change was expected; besides (ami this was important to Capt. Shewell), the old anchorage was nearer the docks, and it was clear, save for one little life boat and a schooner which was mak ing out as he came up. As she came to anchor the Cor morant saluted her. and she replied instantly. Custom officers who were watching the craft from the shore or from their boats gave up hope of any excitement when they saw and heard the salutes. But two went out to the Hornet, were received graciously by C'apt. Shewell, who, over a glass of wine in hl cabin—appropriately hung with pictures of Nelson and Colling wood—said that lie was proceeding to Alaska to rescue a crew shipwrecked on an island, irnd that lie was leaving the next day ux soon as he could get some iiird though ho feared it would be difficult coaling up that night. * Still hk did flat hßttd A great deal, he salA —Vvliioh was indeed the case---but he did need soms, and he knew that for his own safety and the Hornet's ho must have It. After this, With cheer ful nompllUients ami the perfunctory declaration on his part that there was nothing dutiable on board, the officers left him, greatly pleased with his cour tesy, saluted a* they left the ship's side by the marines (tint sailors stand ing at the gangway. The officers did hot notice that one of these sailors winked an eye at another, atld that both thelt grlnrted, hod were promptly Ordered aft by the second lieutenant. As soon as (t was very dark two Or three bouts pushed out from tho Hor net ami rowed swiftly to shore, pass ing a customs boat ns they went, which was saluted by the officers in command. After this, boats kept pass ing back and forth for a long lime be tween the Hornet and the shore, which Was natural, seeing that a first night In port Is a sort of holiday for officers ami men, If these sailors had been watched eldscly, However. It would have been seen that they visit ed but few saloons on shore mid drank little, and then evidently “nsn blind." Close watching would also have dis covered the fact that there were u tew people on shore who were glad to see the safe arrival of the Hornet, and who, about one o'clock In the morn ing, almost fell on the neck of Capt. Hhewell as they bade him good-by. Then for the rest of tho night coal was carried out to tho Hornet Ih bouts, Instead of her Coming to dock to load. Hy daybreak her coal was aboard; denning up then came and prepara tions to depart. Capt. Khcwell’s eye was now much on the Cormorant. H had escaped one danger, ho had land ed half a million dollars' worth of opium In the night, under tho very nose of tho law, and while customs boats were patrolling the bay, but there was another danger—the Inquis itiveness of tho Cormorant. It was et iquette for him to call upon the cap tain of tho Cormorant, and ho ought to have done so the evening before, but he dared not run the risk, nor could he run it this morning. And yet If the Cormorant discovered that the Hornet was not a Hritish man-of-war, but a hold and splendid Imposture, made possible by a during ex-officer of the Hritish navy, she might open Are, and he could make but a sorry fight, for he was equipped for show ratner than for deadly action. Ho had got this ex- Hrltlsh man-of-war two years before, purchased In Brazil by two adventur ous spirits in San Francisco, had se lected his crew carefully, many of them deserters from the British navy, drilled them, and at last made this bold venture under the teeth of a fortress, and at the mouth of a war ship's guns. .lust as he wns lifting anchor to gel away lie saw a boat shoot out from the side of the Cormorant. Capt. Debney, indignant at the lack of eti quette, mid a little suspicions also— for there was no Hornet in the Pacific squadron, though there was a Hornet, lie knew, in the China squadron—was coming to see the discourteous com mander. Ho wns received according to custom, and was greeted at once by Capt. Shewell. As the eyes of the two men met both started, lint Capt. Deti ney most. He turned white and put out his hand to the boatslde to sternly himself. Hut Capt. Shewell held the hand that had been put out, shook It, pressed It. He tried to press Capt. Debney forward, but the other drew buck in the gangway. "Pull yourself together, Dick, or I’UI.l, HICK. there'll be a mess," said Shewell, softly. "My God! how could you do It?” re plied his brother, aghast. Meanwhile the anchor had been raised and the Hornet was moving to ward the harbor mouth. "Yon have ruined ns both," said Richard Debney. “Neither, Dickl I'll save your bacon.” He made a sign, the gang way wns closed, he gave the word for full steam ahead, and the Hornet be gan to race through the water before Capt. Debney guessed his purposes. “What do you mean to do?” he asked, sternly, as he saw his own gig falling astern. "To make it hard for yon to blow me to pieces. You’ve got to do It, of course, if yon can, but 1 must get a start." “How far do you intend taking me?” "As far ns Farilones, perhaps.” Richard Debney's face had a sick look. "Take me to your cabin." he whispered. What was said behind the closed door no man in this world knows, and it is as well not to listen too closely to those who part knowing that they will never meet again. They had been children in the one mother's arras; there was nothing in common between them now except the old love. Nearing the Farilones Capt. Debney was put off in an open boat. Standing there alone he was once more a naval officer, and he called out aternly: "Sir. I hope to sink you and your smuggling craft in four and twenty hours!” Capt. Shewell spoke no words, but saluted slowly, deliberately, and watched his brother's boat recede till It was a speck upon the sea. as it moved toward Golden Gale. "Good old Dick!” he said at last as he turned toward tho bridge; "ami he II do it if he can.” But he never did, for as the Cormo rant cleared the harbor that evening there came an accident to her ma chinery, and with two days’ start the Hornet was on her way to be Sold again to the South American republic. And Kdward Hebncy. once the cap tain? What does it matter? His mother believes him dead—lot us do the same —Westminster Budget. —She “Men are as faithless in love as women ever are.” He—"l believe you are right. I know Miss Hull’s father has Just broken of! bar engage meat to me,Harlsia Life. IN SPEAKING tO CHILDREN. (I Seoul,l Hr Itemrinlirrril That Kind Word* Alwaii Win. The Usual way of managing children is by corporal punishment, deprivations of some desired luxury or favor or by rewards addressed to the senses, and by words alone, There is another menus of (fOvl'l'hlnent, the polver and ItnpbVlame Of Which are seldom re garded. We refer to the human voice. Hy its tones animals are governed; niit'Kcs, en I lid. dbgs and even cats are controlled hy Us prtwer and Influence. A few words nileiecl In a soft tone are found to possess a magic intlm-nce; and harsh, cross tones, although the words may not be of their nature, rasp the mind and heart of the hearer. A blow may be inflicted on a child, m compan led with words so Uttered as to cnlire ly counteratit Its effect; id the parent may use language during the correc tion of his child not objectionable in it self; yet spoken In siu-h tones that the Influence Of the punishment Is ut terly defeated. The baby in the cradle recognizes tho power of the voice. If harshly spoken to, its lips will quiver and tears will flow. It can not dis cern the meaning of tile words that sre uttered, but its heart is touched and hurt by tones of II"' voice, Many persons laugh at the so called "baby talk," hut the little one Jumps and crows when it hears the low, soft tones and words. Is this influence confined to the cradle? No, Indeed; every one feels It, recbghizes It, And H does not. cense while the child remains at home. Does your boy grow rude in manner and boisterous In speech? Then speak to him gently, reprimand him in ten der tones with loving words and ca resses. She who speaks to her son harshly does but give to his behavior ia net ion of her example and heaps fire on the already flaming passion and temper. When cares oppress and duties crowd as we are all liable to utter hasty words; perhaps threats are expressed in loud irritating tones. Do they allay the passion of the child, already at a white heat? No, they Increase them. Kvery fretful expression you ut ter but awakens In hint the same spirit which produced It. On the other hand, a pleasant voice and soft words ■all up agreeable feelings, soften the heart, und make the angry, passionate child ashamed of himself. Therefore, remember this, mothers and fathers: Whatever disposition you desire to en courage in your children you must manifest It in tho tone of voice in which you address them. N. V. Nun. HIS CITY EXPERIENCE. lilies Orerbnrrh's Extreme ( slit lon (lot Itlm lain Tran ms. An old man, with the appearance of i farmer, stood In tlie doorway of a Clark street business house, holding nn Ancient vnll.se and gazing upon tho surging throng. The proprietor of the place approached him. laid a hand ou ills arm. and said, pleasantly: "My dear sir, loitering in this door way Is ——" "You needn't dear sir me." inter rupted tho farmer; “I knOW that I look like a hayseed, and Hint my whiskers grow the wrong way, and that my coat is covered with egg si tins, lint no oily longned stranger can work me, hy josh. Ido live in the country, and I’m not ashamed of It, but I road tho pa pers, and I’m up to all the dodges you fellows have. No if you are trying to work off n gold brick or want me to cash a draft for five thousand dollars you are wasting your time." "1 am not that sort of a man; I am the proprietor —" "Of a gainhiing-houte along here somewhere? Well, yon can't pilot me to it When 1 left home my wife told me that I would be euchred before I got back, because my teeth are tilled with snndhurrs und my clothes shovy wherc the calves have rubbed against me. and anybody would size me tip as in old jay on a lay-off, lull I read the papers, anil no green goods man can work me for a cent. I know your rack et. young man; you'll pump me for in formation about my home and neigh bors, mid And out that I am Giles Overborck, of Coles county; and then you’ll leave me; and when I have walked a block slong’ll come your pardner, with smiles an inch thick on him, and he'll grab my hand and say, ‘hello, Mr. Overborck, how’s thingr. ut Charleston?’ And then I'll grab him and pry up the street cur tracks with him. O, I tell you, I read the papers, if the Knglish sparrows do build their nests in my hair, and no oiiytongucd stranger can get the edge on me.” Then the proprietor grabbed tin farmer and jammed him into the cor ner of the doorway, and cried: "I'm proprietor of this place, and 1 do not allow loafing in the doorway. Do you hear that, yon old lung •‘‘stor? Now git!” The farmer gathered up his valise and got.—Chicago Tribune. Everyone to Her Way, As there are two sides to everything, so there arc two ways of doing most things, and each way has its upholders. For instance, some excellent house keepers never allow the tire in th kitchen range logo out, unless by acci dent, from one year's end to another, while other housekeepers, no less ex cellent, light a fresh tire every morn ing, and both firmly believe they have the best of reasons for the faith that i.i in them. Home housekeepers find it a saving of time and trouble to keep their dining room tables set all tha time, others prefer to put all the china and silver in their proper places after each meal ami get them out again just before the next, and neither would willingly forego her way for that of the other. Some particular housekeepers iron every article in th clothes basket unfolded to its fullest extent; others are satisfied with a slight touch of the hot iron or even none at all upon many articles, pre ferring to use their strength for other purposes. Neither would on any ac count accept the method of the other, nor should they be obliged to do so. Hut each should remember in these ami all other similar instances that to criticise and condemn another's way simply because it is not our own is In tolerant. end tolerance is a fincund de sirable thing in everything, from re ligion down to ironing.—l’hiladolpliiu Fresh. Encouraging. He—l had a queer dream about, you last night. Miss Louisa. J was about to give you a kiss, when suddenly we were separated by a river that gradu ally grew as big ns the Rhine. She And was there r.o bridge, no bont?—FUegeude Hlulter. Hev. Runnel 11. Con well, of FblU idolphin, has a conget gallon evor.j tiousUv at mm |S • npHE U. S. Government Chemists have * reported, after an examination of the different brands, that the ROYAL Bak ing Powder is absolutely pure, greatest ml In strength, and superior to all others. flhyAL HAMINtI POWDtrt COMPANY, 10 WALL Bf. NPW-VOPK. TESTED RECIPES. (ilskkn Cohn Omi’i.kt. Twelve earn ol coni gritted and wimped, one cupful of milk or erculii, two tablospooufuls molted butter, four eggvi Wat Whites separately and add last; pepper and wilt to taste. Halid three-quarters of an hour. Buck Htiiao I'uddino,—Otic cupful molasses, one-half cupful butter, one cupful sweet iiiillt, four cupfuls (lour, one cupful chopped raisins, onc-balf touapoonful soda, one-half teaspoonfu! cinnamon, onv-luilf loaspoonful cloves, a little salt. Steam three hours. 11 asi I’ahTH SANliwiriids.—To one pound boiled ham, miueod fine, with the fat, add Volks of two hard-boiled egga, one tablespoon fill made mustard, two liihlespoonfuls vinegar. Spread on bread from which crust him liecn cut. This is enough to malic one hundred sandwiches. Cukami o Cl.ams, Tithe twenty-five hard-shell clams, pour off liquor and chop (Inc. Let a large cup of milk boll and thicken, with two and onc-balf teaspoonfuls flour, mixed smooth In a little cold hlllk (have it too thick to pour); stir into this the clams, two tablespoonfuls butter, salt and pepper to taste. Kill Into the shells and sprinkle over with rolled cracker crumbs. Hake half an hour.—N. V. Observer. ALL SORTS. Hf.Al.s cannot live In fresh water lx Sow Zealand cats are used to de stroy rabbits. Ta.mk turkeys con ho trained to hunt wild ones. JimicAU, the largest town In Alaska, has two newspapers, an opera house, a brewery and a news company. Tub Mohawk Indians will not allow so much us a blade of grass to grow upon the .graves of their companions. A ska gull has Wen domesticated by Frank Kauscll, of Sheboygan, Mich. It. lias just hutched a brood of chickens. Tun honey lice Is supplied with a pair of compound eyes with hundreds of facets, each capable of sight by Itself, as well as several simple eyes. A VMS of bituminous coal six feet deep, which It was claimed was traced half a mile, has been discovered near the Luke of the Woods in Wisconsin. Thd longest train over hauled by a single engine In America was on the heading line. It contained two hun dred and fifty empty cars and wm a mile ami a quarter in length. “I>o too think that wealth brings happi ness r* "I do not know. I’m a poet. Washington mar. "That’s what I rail a good deal of a take off." lamented I'm carnage horse, turning to look ut its docked tail. Chicago Tribune. Nkvkii ask a man "Whnfs unj" Ho may bo sensitive ami have a pawnticket in his pocket. Philadelphia Ucconl, CoSSCIBXCK doesn't got Its growth for fif teen years. Previous to that ago, children do had things and sleep all night us If they were luaocofit - Atchison (iloho. Tun an ought to ho a law whereby you could put some people under bonds id keep away from you. "Wur did Jawley go Into the monastery I Did he really get tired of tho world I" ".No. the trouble was, tho world was getting U rod of Jawley."—Harper's Bazar. CnAWß—"Before 1 look at your rooms I want to know if you take child ion here.” Mrs. Hayloft "Well, if your mu has a real good mirso for you I’ll take you for awhile."—lnter Ocean. Mamma—"Robbie, why didn't you speak to Mrs. Bangle when you mot her Just newt" Hobble—" You said 1 must always think twice before I speak, and I couldn't think of anything to think." Inter Ocean. As * rule tho life of a conscientious real estate agent la tilled with good deeds. Buf falo Courier. “Do Toe And your now maid very try- Ingl” Mrs. Nuwife "No, tho trouble (s she won't do anything,"—lnter Ocean. "Wnion would you rattier be, a knave or afoot I’’ asked Idiolicus. 'I don't know,’’ replied Cynieus. “What has been your ex porieneor’—Tit-Hit*. "1 ’ain’t had nothin’ to eat for a week, sir,” said tho trump. “Can’t voudo sulkin' forme!" “Certainly," said the pedestrian. "Fuat for two month* and I'll get you o place In a dime museum."— Harper's Buzot .vodoiruam Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. The many, who live bet ter than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world’s best products to the needs of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced In the remedy, Syrup of Figs. Its excellence is due to ita presenting in the form most acceptable and pleas ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect lax ative ; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acta on the Kid neys, Liver and Bowels without weak ening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug gists in 50c and |1 bottles, but it is man ufactured by the California Fig Syrup Cos. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, you will tot accept say substitute if offered. IN THE DAYS OF THEIR YOUTH. IIKN’JAMIN IIAHUISOK WHS A clOHfi stu dent, and hud nil the advantage* of u liberal education. TinToUktto, the pointer, OH me hon estly by his profession, lie was brought up In a dye shop. SoitbMAKk was raised In a book store, and to the end of hi* life retained a fondness for lbs business, llAimr, the painter, had Ms Interest In art roused when on voyages with Ms father, wh.ws a sailor. Annum was a close student and ex celled In scholarship. He was fond of athletic sports and hunting. Thomas Haiku, the American politi cal and controversial writer, passed his youth at the staymnker's bench. IMlDMmmn, the theologian, was brought up In an oil shop, his father being a dealer In paints and oils. flares That Faith Won't Effect Ars brought, about by the use of Hostetler's Htomaeh Hillers, foremost among American family remedies. Hbonnmtltm, neuralgia, dyspepsia, liver complaint, malaria ami nervous complaints succumb to lids reliable remedy. It docs its benign work thorough ly, and those who uso (t reap a fruitful harvest of health. Physicians of the irst standing command It. Mas. Potts- "You have just, been thrown out of work, chi" Kverntt Wrest—" 'Keltic me, 1 didn't, say I'd been frown out of work; i said I Inal been Iran out of dc works workhouse, see!" Indianapolis Journal. Pitoyr.sson (seeing the sign ‘‘Freshly Painted" over Hie Mbnt’s cage in the /.on logical garden)—‘‘How very strange! | could have sworn that those stripes were natural.”- Fliegondo Blatter. A ItosM )n Tlmn Haves Nino of Halo's Honey of HoruhoUbu and Tar for Coughs, Pike’s Toothache Props Cure In ooomlnuto. “Tins Is an awfully Irregular watch. Do you expect to go by Itf” .limps “Jupiter, uo; I expect to go pawn it." Qciti- naturally, it is the man of sea soned intellect and ripe experience wild does not soem fresh, ilall's Catarrh Can Is taken internally Price 75c. T'hh devil I* always polite upon first ac quaintance.- Hum's Horn. THE ONWARD MARCH of Consumption is stopped short hy Dr. Plereo's Golden Medical Discovery. If you haven't waited beyond reason, there's com plete recovery and cure. In (huso scroful ous conditions of tho blood which Invito Consumption; in severe, lingering Coughs, or l Weak Lungs, this medicine is a proved n aody. Mrs. fUiun 8. Rnbto, fot Clio, Irakli Cos., tf. C., wrllrsi "My daughter was flirt nt tnckod with pneu monia mid pkwiTsy in Very had form and was then taken with a very bud cough, widen kept growing worse knit worse, until final ly It seetned an though she had consumption very bad. Tho phy sicians prescribed 'od liver oil, but to no benefit. I procured two bottles of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medl- Uiaanr tt damn ol Discovery and eho HISSM. H. !W bettor. Bbo hasn't, felt say return of lung disease In over twelve months. Bbe was not filag but. a skein, ten when ahe took tho first dose, amt to-day ■be weighs 135 pounds. W. L. Douglas $3 SHOE NO aaUEAK*N(L #5. CORDOVAN, f RENCH4. ENAMELLED CALF. \ POLICE.:! Soles. TL/JPIm BOYiSCHOOISHOES. \ SEND FOR CATALOGUE W-L--DOUOLAS. BROCKTON, MASS. You run mts money by Wfsrlng the W. L. Dougina 93.00 Hhoe. Ilernuar, we are the largest manufacturers of this grade of shoes In I ho world, ati'! their value by stamping the name an<f price on the bottom, which protect you against high price* and the middleman's profits. Our shoes ivjual custom work In style, ease fitting and wearing (jualltlcs. We have them sold everywhere at lower prices for the value Riven than any other make. Take no sub stitute. If your dealer cannot supply you, we can. "SHE KNOWS WHAIS WHAT” Glairette soap Mmmiiix rre he best, purest s most EconowcAL wsSr/ wu evervwhrre V THEH.K.FAIRBANK COMPANY, StLqpr REMOVAL SALE OF PIANOS AND ORGANS. Prelooa to morion Into onr new Bra tuer banning we offer SIOO.OO* wortk af new. all.hllr-u.et), anti aeeoud-haa. Plano, and Ortam nta aweeping reduction In pn.'e. Thecbaneeof n life-time to''Main an iioini £'■. n AA t a^^ ,^, 2’!^' ,l P rl '-'- *’ARK pianos, mtti mtißih r P . RIUIII mvm It ■<> rPWA II 111 I AN*. MS trffAK*. or time pajraiente. Illatance 1 no obMar eln taking adrantnnc of tbla remarkable opportunltf. for In proportion to the taring to be made the freight charge. are In dm meant. WWrtt. ueday for fall particular*. o. HL HOUOK and) 00., Herman U> JKSWK rw!tt 'H m>o k OKUkS U).. P. 0. Bet ii, MEMPHIS, TEHW. the pot Insulted the kettle because THE COOK HAD NOT USED SAPOLIO GOOD COOKING DEMANDS CLEANLINESS. SAPOLIO SHOULD be used in every KITCHEN. FO'R OIJ FI A LUI ITY~fc6N Odd Y AND FOR, GENERAL BLACKING IS UNEQUALLED. Has an annual Sale of 3.000 tons. fy- WC ALBO MANUFACTURETHE Mmmao TOUCH UP SPOTS WITH A CLOTH. MAKES NO DUST, IN5&I0 CENTTIN BOXES the only perfect paste. . Morse Bros,.P(iop's.' Canton,Mass.' z. TTiTT^F LTI 19 Bh POH BILIOUSNESS, DYSPEPSIA, SICK HEADACHE, WEAK STOMACH, DISORDERS OF THE LIVER. TBBTIMONT. I have used Brodic’a Pills for many years In my fnmily and have found them Invtnmble In nil runes. and as a Liver Till do not think (hey have an djuul. Cku. If. 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