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r Tempting veal loaf TV THAT is more tempting Vv for a summer luncheon than Libby’s savory Veal Loaf 1 Prettily garnished it makes a dainty yet sub stantial dish —and one all ready to put on the table! Order Libby’s Veal Loaf today. You will want it always on your shelves —for quick lunch eons — for unexpected guests. Lflilii. l I fhhTi Chicago K!iSiSSi!iiSiiiUii!iiiiiiiSi!SßSiSßSgii!iSSSiaSS_ WiKnwwisi W (®DIULTI®MiIC SOLD FOR SO YEARS. For MALARIA. CHILLS and FEVER. “£2^^l22 The Central Ornament. Miss Pert —So you are having your house redecorated, Mr. Hawkins? Widower —Yes, the workmen began last week? Miss Pert—Are you making radical changes? Widower —Yes, very. Miss Pert —What is to be the main feature of the new house? Widower—You —if you’ll consent. No Worm* In a Healthy Child AH children troubled with worms hare an no* ftealthr color, which Indicates poor blood, and as a rule, there Is more or less stomach disturbance. GKOVH'S TASTHLKSS chill TONIC given regularly for two or three weeks will enrich the blood. Im prove the digestion, and act as a General Strength ening Tonic to the whole system. Nature will then throw off or dispel the worms, and the Child will ba Id perfect health. Pleasant to take. 600 per bottle. Asa rule it isn’t the best-looking woman who tries to look her best. When schools flourish, nil flourishes, ||fASTHMADGRIp II AVERTS -believes 'll El KAY FEVER tj II ASTHMA. || Begin Treatment NOW Ail Druggists Guarantee /J&JvLj |ImAL.AF3 !A ■ Chills and Fever, Biliousness, I Constipation and ailments ft TONIC treatment! 7 vi. NT E ® | and maclebq " Behrens Drug Cos V ; Waco, Tc.x. m A Sold by Of I , Bian Wants j FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE 1 Dissolved in water for doccha stops pelvic catarrh, ulceration and inflam mation. Recommended by Lyc.a £. Pinkham Med- Cos. tor ten years. A healing wonder for nasal catarrh, sore throat and tore eyes. Economical. Hu extraordinary deanin ard gempcidal power. Saaspje Free. 50c. all drucjijts, or postpaid by WHH TQ Women as well as men vV nv/ iO are made miserable by rp/T kidney and bladder trou- AVA ble. Thousands recom- EST \ Ml? mend Dr. Kilmer’s DDAivl D Swamp-Root, the great kidney medicine. At druggists in large and medium size bottles. You may re ceive a sample size by Parcel Post, also pamphlet telling about it. .Address Dr. Kilmer & Cos., Binghamton. N. Y.. and enclose ten cents, also mention this paper. Why Lose Sjfini Your Hair Cuticura All druggists • Soap 25, Ointment 36 & 60, Talcum 26. CutleaTs . Pcpt F. Bsstoa" PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM fjfl A toilet preparation of merit ,® Bt.ps to eradicate dandruff. For Restoring Color and Beauty to Gray or Faded Hair. /y'A 60c. and 61.00 at Druggists. sA TREATMENT. Glvea quick relief. _ J vnw* w ■ removes sweUlnff and Short P*l breath. Never heard of its equal for dropsy. NL Try it Trial treatment aent Mil. by mall. Writs to OR. THOMAS E. GREEN Bask Eid*. Bh go. CHATS WORTH. U, nocaiTC marvelous clean, legitimate, new monev UrcnAlC making plan. $16.00 dally made by one bustler. Sworn statement. Send stamp for particu lars. Advertising Agon is, Box 716, Thorold, Ont. Can HI TV A FARM Near Pembroke. Christian ■ 'LI I A Jr Axvlvl (jo. Ky. Realise S6OO acre Mrawberrtes. Great corn, tobacco, dairy and stock Section. D. L LAKDEB, PEMBROKE, KY. W. N, U-, Birmingham, No. 32-1918. He'd Swear to It. Buyer of Birds —You are certain the parrot talks a lot? Fancier —He ought to. He belonged to a real estate dealer. —Cartoons Mag azine. Part of the art of doing things Is to attempt but little at a time. An excuse is frequently a lie in cam ouflage. Unique. “I hear she’s going to marry a fa mous aviator.” “Yes. First time a queen ever took an ace.” Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle ol CASTORIA, that famous old remedy for infants and children, and see that It In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria No Place for Indolence. “Some of you men who play poke* day and night ought to be taken up for loafing.” “Playin’ poker in Crimson Gulch. ’ answered Three-Fingered Sam thought fully, “may be non-essential. But If you perteck your interests it ain’t loafin’.” i < < | GIRLS! USE LESSONS } FOR SUNBURN, TAN | Try It! Make this lemon lotion “ to whiten your tanned or "• | freckled skin. Squeeze the juice of two lemons in to a bottle containing three ounces ol Orchard White, shake well, and you have a quarter pint of the best freckle, sunburn aud tan lotion, and complex ion whitener, at very, very small cost. Your grocer has the lemons and any drug store or toilet counter will supply three ounces of Orchard White for a few cents. Massage this sweetly fra grant lotion into the face, neck, arras and hands and see how quickly the freckles, sunburn, windburn and tan disappear and how clear, soft and white the skin becomes. Yes! It is harmless. —Adv. Waiting for the Squeal. “I want to have a tooth drawn,” 'an nounced the small hoy with the steel gray eye, “and I want gas.” “You’re too young to have gas, my little man.” said the dentist. “Besides, Tin sure you aren’t afraid of being hurt. Sit still and be a man.” “It isn’t that at all,” said the boy, “but I'm afraid I shall not he able to help giving a bit of a squeal when it comes out.” “Well, that won’t matter at all,” said the dentist. “I’m sure I shall not mind.” “No, but I shall. Look out of the window.” The dentist looked out and saw a lot of grinning lads standing on the side walk. “They’re all kids I’ve fought and licked,” said the small patron, “and they’ve come to hear me holler.” He Gave It to Her. They are next-door neighbors. She was sprinkling the lawn and he was out in his yard taking the cool of the air. He’s a bit slow of com prehension. “Give me lief?” she called to him, meaning that she dared him to let her turn the hose on him. “What’s that?” he asked. “I said do you give me lief?” she repeated. “Sure, you can have the whole pa per,” he replied, reaching for a news paper on which he was sitting. He thought she wanted a page from the paper. . IA Cool Breakfast I for warm weather I IPi Ho fussing 1C iff round a hot stove eat (POST IQASBES ■. -a ■ £3 W FROM THE PENCIL'S POINT Troubles are like babies; they grow larger by nursing. A girl never truly loves a man If she admits he has faults. A boy’s first pair of trousers always fit it the pockets are large enough. Time can never heal a woman’s grief If it comes in the form of a wrinkle. Nature is the only artist capable of producing a perfect picture of health. The girl in the case knows a man’s iu love long before he tumbles to the fact. Do a man a favor and he will con sider you under everlasting obligation to him. Marriage isn’t a lottery. When a man draws a blank in a lottery that’s the end of it. Only the judge at a prize baby show knows how to sympathize with a baseball umpire. The fool takes things as they come, but the wise guy lets a good many of them pass on. When a man tells a woman a joke he usually has to follow it up with an explanation. There is always a trying moment for n woman when her dress comes home from the modiste. It’s all well enough to believe In fate, providing you act according to your best judgment. By adding together the total assets of insurance companies as printed in their folders a man can form some Idea of the money there is in the world. SCRAPS More than 600 women applied for the nurses’ training camp at Vassar college. The demand of the New York Musi cians’ union for higher wages has been rejected. A Belgian machine for digging canals will eat Its way through the ground at a rate of 100 yards an hour. Mobile infirmaries, operated by wom en, are to be established behind the United States lines in France. . I New Zealand is going extensively into the erection of concrete roads, be cause the cost of upkeep is so low. The Herts (England) war agrlcuk tural committee has started a library of fiction for girls working on the farms. The National Federation of Foundry Unions has been recently established in England, with a membership of 50,- 000. A pure white mineral wool is being manufactured at Yarraville, a suburb of Melbourne, from basalt rock or “blue stone.” Women may serve in the naval re serve as telephone switchboard opera tors, nurses and “yeowomen” or cleri cal workers. The scrap and waste of the marble quarries at Rutland, Vt., is now made up into quicklime, hydrated lime and agricultural lime. It has been noticed that the ash tree is very injurious to vegetation under its shade, while scarcely any plant will grow under a yew. MORE “HOWLERS” Among the answers to questions at a school examination appeared the following: “Gross ignorance is 144 times as bad as just ordinary ignorance.” “Anchorite is an old-fashioned her mit sort of a fellow who has anchored himself In one place.” “The liver Is an infernal organ.” “Vacuum is nothing with the air sucked out of it put up In a pickle bot tle —it Is very hard to get.”—Christian Register. FLASHLIGHTS The blundering idiot frequently wails that he did his best. The reason right has to wait for victory is because there are so many things right won’t do to win. There ore two kinds of people in the world. Those who inherit money and those who are busy earning it for others to inherit The difference between the kaiser and the allies is that the kaiser doesn’t care how many men he kills trying to bolster his wobbling throne. JUST THOUGHTS The contented liar uses a soft mat tress. No noose is good news to the con victed murderer. Patience is an uneventful way that leads to success. The milk of human kindness isn't the kind the cat enjoys. / Many a man who says *T told you so” never even thought of IL Smiles and frowns are little things, but they are powerful for good or evIL If a man ever becomes truly great it Is usually the help of a devoted wile THE SEA COAST ECHO, BAY ST. LOUIS, MISSISSIPPI MOTHERS TO BE Should Read Mrs. Monyhan’t Letter Published by Her Permission* Mitchell, Ind.—“LydiaE. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound helped me so much during the time I was looking forward to the coming of my i little one that lam 1 recommending It to i 1 otherexpectan t (! I mothers. Before Vyz /NtTvV * faking it, some days V Ia 1 IJyi ’ | I suffered with neu . ralgia so badly that iwunfilpanf V I thought I could Mitiff \yWM III. not live > ut after fmf I taking three bottles rUy’ \£? )of Lydia E. Pink \7/!\ ham’s Ve get able 1H! Vx~u‘ Compound I was en “mvl\ j*Up# V tirely relieved of /| neuralgia, 1 had I if! I'J \\mW gained in strength If 111 111 I||F' and was able to go I I ~ri around and do all my housework. My baby when seven months old weighed 19 pounds and I feel better than I have for a long time. I never had any medicine do me so much good.’*—Mrs. Pearl Monyhan, Mitchell, Ind. Good health during maternity is a most important factor to both mother and child, and many letters have been received by the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Cos., Lynn, Maas., telling of health restoredduringthis trying period by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound. Canny Sandy. Sandy had just met his girl at the end of the street, where she was wait ing for him. She had been looking into a confectioner’s window when Sandy made his presence known by remarking: “Week Jennie, what are ye gaun to have the nlcht?” She, not Inclined to ask too much, replied: “Oh. I’ll just tak what you’ll tak, Sandy.” “Oh, then, we’ll tak a walk,” said Sandy, as he led her away.-—Pearson’s Weekly. Lives 200 Years! For more than 200 years. Haarlem Oil, the famous national remedy of Holland, has been recognized as an infallible relief from all forms of kidney and bladder dis orders. Its very age is proof that it must have unusual merit. If you are troubled with pains or aches in the back, feel tired in the morning, headaches, indigestion, insomnia, painful or too frequent passage of urine, irritation or stone in the bladder, you will almost certainly find relief in GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. This is the good old remedy that has stood the test for hundreds of years, prepared in the proper quantity and convenient form to take. It is imported direct from Holland lab oratories, and you can get it at any drug store. It is a standard, old-time home remedy and needs no introduction. Each capsule contains one dose of five drops and is pleasant and easy to take. They will quickly relieve those stiffened joints, that backache, rheumatism, lum bago, sciatica, gall stones, gravel, “brick dust,” etc. Your money promptly refund ed if they do not relieve you. But be sure to get the genuine GOLD MEDAL brand. In b oxes, three sizes.—Adv. Nothing in It. “The German bread ration has been cut down again.” The speaker was a representative from Nebraska. “I saw in a Sunday magazine sec tion the other week.” he went on. “that there was no wax in sealing wax, no rice in rice paper, and no cat in catgut. The Germans, by the same token, now see, thanks to our rigorous blockade, that there is no fare in warfare, ei ther.” , A SOFT, VELVETY SKIN should be the ambition of every wom an as there is nothing so attractive as a fair, smooth skin. Neither soups nor powders can give this. Thou sands of southern women know from experience that Tetterine will quickly rid the skin of its disfiguring pimples and blotches and give it that bright clear appearance so much admired. Tetterine is sold by druggists or sent by mail for 50c. by Shuptrlue Cos. Savannah, Ga. —Adv. Latest in Mindmiils. Windmills with five widely sepa rated vanes have been adopted for irrigation in Italy’s possessions in Af rica as the only ones that will with stand high winds and at the same time work in light breezes. Watch Your Skin Improve. On rising and retiring gently smear the face with Cuticura Ointment. Wash off Ointment in five minutes with Cu ticura Soap and hot water. For free sample address “Cuticura, Dept. X. Boston.” At druggists and by mail. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50. —Adv. Don’t get too self-important; the world will move on just the same af ter j’ou are gone. I— GROVE’S BABY BOWEL MEDICINE \ jhis valuable and harmless Baby Medicine is composed of the following. BISMUTH, LIME, PEPSIN AND CATECHU WITH PURE SIMPLE SYRUP 2 Bismuth is healing to the mucous membrane of the stomach; the Lime neutralizes the acid where there is a sour i stomach- Se Pepsin digits any indigestible food that may be in the stomach, and the Catechu acts as a miU astringent to control the bowels where there is a disposition to Dysentery, Diarrhoea, Flux or Sick Stomach. GROVE’S BABY BOWEL MEDICINE is not a patent medicine. We give the ingredients and tell the effect of each ingredient so that you can judge for yourself. SPECIAL NOTICE. This preparation does not contain Morphine or Opium in any form and we don t advocate the giving of Opiates unless it is absolutely necessary. RELIEVES For Dyspeptics who are AIDS SOUR STOMACH Troubled with Sour Stomach DIGESTION It Relieves Stomach and Bowel Trouble and Is Just as Good for Adults as for Children We have numerous letters on file from parties claiming that this preparation retocd theh babies of Chronic Dysentery, where everything else had failed and where they had been troubled in this way far several years. Children like to take it For sale by all Dealers in Drugs. , . „,,,,,, c , Made and recommended to the public by PARIS UEDK3NE 00, Manufacturers of LAXAUVE BKOMO QOOaME and GROVES ? PRICE FOR FAME TOO HIGH Modem Poet Not Willing to Undergo Martyrdom for Sake of Living in History. Uncle John, the gifted poet of the Excelsior Springs Standard, has been studying the lives of the old masters and is much discouraged. He writes; Old John Bunions told his Pilgrim piece while in the penitentiary doin’ time for some little offense. Nearly all of ’em wrote their best stuff while in great distress. Nearly ail of ’em had sore eyes, some was totally blind, an’ the com mon run of writin’ material was poor —a sharp stick an’ a gourdful of home made ink was the best they had; in spite of them handicaps they managed to-compose stuff that will live long af ter my best poem has went the route. Still —you never can tell. It is inter esting to ponder on the possibility of one of war poems bein’ in the fifth reader of A. D. 2153. But If 1 have to be soaked into the calaboose an’ write with an old buggy spoke for a pen, before I can get off anything famous, 1 am afraid I shall never make the riffle. —Kansas City Times. Removes ink Stains. Stains caused by indelible ink on linen may with patience be made so faint as to be scarcely perceptible. First of all, moisten the stain with io dine, then use hyposulphate of soda. Next rinse in clear water and dry well, and the stain, if anew one. will often entirely disappear and even an old one will grow very faint. YOUR SICK CHILD IS CONSTIPATED I LOOK AT TONGUE HURRY, MOTHER! REMOVE POI SONS FROM LITTLE STOMACH, LIVER, BOWELS. QIVC “CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIQSP* IF CROSS, BILIOUS OR FEVERISH. No matter what ails your child, a gentle, thorough laxative should al ways be the first treatment given. If your little one is out of sorts, half-sick, isn’t resting, eating and act ing naturally—look. Mother! see if tongue is coated. This is a sure sign that the little stomach, liver and bow els are clogged with waste. When cross, irritable, feverish, stomach sour, breath bad or has stomach-ache, diar rhea, sore throat, full of cold, give a teaspoonful of “California Syrup of Figs,” and in a few hours all the con stipated poison, undigested food and sour bile gently moves out of the lit tle bowels without griping, and you have a well, playful child again. Mothers cun rest easy after giving this harmless “fruit laxative.” because it never fails to cleanse the little one’s liver and bowels and sweeten the stom ach and they dearly love its pleasant taste. Full directions for babies, chil dren of all ages and for grown-ups printed on each bottle. Beware of counterfeit fig syrups. Ask your druggist for a bottle of “Cal ifornia Syrup of Figs;” then see that it is made by the “California Fig Syrup Com pan y.”—Ad v. Some Signs of Rain. The sweating of water pitchers anfl coolers indicate that much moisture prevails in the air. It is worth notic ing and using in connection with oth er signs of rains. The dripping of eaves troughs is of the same origin, and is of some value. ELIXIR BARER A GOOD TONIC And Drive* Malaria Oat of the System. “Yonr ‘Babek’ acta like magic; 1 hare given It to numerous people In my pariah who were suffering with chills, malaria and fever. I rec ommend it to tbos* T7ho are sufferers and in need of a good tonic.”—Kev. 9. Szymanowski, St. Stephen’s Church, Perth Amboy, N. J. Elixir Babek, 50 cents, all druggists or by Parcel Post, prepaid, from Kloczewakl A Cos., Washington, D. C. One man who never did things by halves, has been arrested for making counterfeit dollars. Sadness and gladness succeed each other. lam Sincere! Stop Calomel! | I Guarantee Dodson's Liver Tone - 5 Listen to me I Calomel sickena and you may lose a day’s work. If bilious, constipated or headachy read my guarantee. . , T T —i i 1 1 - '• "** Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel fine and cheerful; make your work a pleasure; be vigorous and full of am bition, But take uo nasty, dangerous calomel, because it makes you sick and you may lose a day’s work. Calomel is mercury or quicksilver, which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel crashes into sour bile like dynamite, breaking it up. That’s when you feel that awful nausea and cramp ing. Listen to me! If you want to enjoy the nicest, gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced, just take a spoonful of harmless Dodson’s Liver Tone tonight. Your druggist or dealer sells you a bottle of Dodson s Liver Tone for a few cents under my The Strong Withstand! the Heat of Summer Better Than the Weak Old people who are feeble and younger people who are weak, will be strengthened and enabled to go through the depressing heat of Summer by taking Grove's Tasteless Tonic It purifies and enriches the blood and makes you Strong. You can soon feel its Strengthening Invigorating Effect. GROVE’S TASTELESS chill TONIC is an ex ceptionally good general strengthening tonic for pale, sickly children, for delicate Mothers, for Old Folks or any one of the family who has poor blood. It is pleasant to take. Price 60c. Perfectly Harmless. Contains no Nux~Vomica or other Poisonous Drugs • W* Grove's chill Tonic Tablets You can now get Grove’s Tasteless chill Tonic in Tablet form as well as in Syrup, the kind you have always bought. The Tablets are intended for those who prefer to swallow a tablet rather than a syrup, and as a convenience for those who travel. The tablets are called “GROVE’S chill TONIC TABLETS” and contain exactly the same medicinal properties and produce ex actly the same results as Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic which is put up in bottles. The price of either is 60c. Do This After You Eat ■v Hbt Weather “Out of Fix” Stomachs Easily Put Right When hot weather comes, stomach and bowel miseries begin. Strong, sound stomachs as well as weak ones are easily affected by the harmful gases and acids so often produced in the things we eat and drink during hot weather. Winter—Nature’s ice box, is gone—hot weather breeds the poisonous germs that cause pto maine poison in all its many forms. Every one knows that the after-eat ing nausea, belching, that wretched, bloated, “lumpy” feeling, sour stom ach, heartburn, food repeating, and other forms of indigestion and dys pepsia are far more frequent during hot weather. It is the time when you have to guard constantly against an upset stomach and the many ills that are always apt to follow. Then again —we have the world’s war to win— with the change of diet and extra work which means we must all care fully guard our stomachs this year— keep ourselves fit and fine. A marvelous relief and prevention has been found for stomach sufferers, which makes it possible for you to eat the things you like best without a Salvage From Old Shoes. From one ton of old shoes can he extracted metals to the value of §4.70; grease, $7.25; animal black, SSO; sul phate of ammonia, $22.50; a total of $83.45, or about 15 cents a pair. The grease Is a good lubricant and the ani mal black is said by M. C. Lamb, the English chemist who is responsible for these figures, to be equal to the best of bone black. After smiling at a compliment the wise woman proceeds to forget it. One little domestic storm may sour the milk of human kindness. personal money-hack guarantee that each spoonful will clean your sluggish liver better than a dose of nasty calo mel and that it won't make you sick. Dodson’s Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You’ll know It next mom* ing, because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be working; head* ache and dizziness gone; stomach wlff be sweet and bowels regular. Dodson’s Liver Tone is entirely vegetable, therefore harmless and can not salivate. Give It to your children. Millions of people are using Dodson’s Liver Tone instead of dangerous calo mel now. Your druggist will tell yon that the sale of calomel is almost stopped entirely here. —Adv. single unpleasant thought of what may follow. EATONIC Tablets, good tasting, quick acting, and absolutely harmless, have already proven an un told blessing to thousands of people. One or two EATONIC Tablets after meals work wonders. They sweeten and purify the stomach by "neutraliz ing the trouble-making acids and ; r and stop the griping pains of indi, tion and other stomach and bowel disturbances. And the best part of it is—you can be youro wn j udge. Justtry EA TO NIC. Let your own stomach tell you •'. truth. If you are not pleased t/.• they don’t cost you one penny. Druggists are amazed at the aston ishing reports from EATONIC u r \ who have found EATONIC a quick, wonderful relief for stomach ailnn nt -. So we tell you to get a large box of EATONIC from your druggist, whom you know- and can trust, and then if EATONIC ia toot %uited to your ca' return it to your druggist at once ands back your money. . That's a fair, sqm offer. Every person is urged to make t test. Let your own stomach tell you * truth. So start using EATONIC today. The Right Word. “She’s very high and mighty. I don’t like her altitude.” “You nmaa attitude?” “Altitude fits this <*:i-• • ” interposed a third member of th* party. —Louisville Courier-Journal. People sometimes stir up a lot of trouble by telling the truth when It would be policy to say nothing. Summer Diarrhoea* can be controlled more quickly with OROVU'fI BABV BOWHL MBJJICINB and ll 1 ah* .utelf harmless. Just as effective for Ad a.is as lot Children. Some seem to think dishonesty 1 the best paying policy.