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Ugh! Calomel Sickens; Salivates! Please Try Dodson's Liver Tone I am sincere! My medicine does not upset liver and bowels so yon lose a day’s work. You’re bilious I Your liver is slug gish ! You feel lazy, dizzy and all knocked out. Your head is dull, your tongue is coated ; breath bad; stomach sour and bowels constipated. But don’t take salivating calomel. It makes yon sick; you may lose a day’s work. Calomel is mercury or'quicksilver, which causes necrosis of the bones. Coifunel crashes into sour bile like dynamite, breaking it up. That’s when you feel that awful nausea and cramp ing. If you want to enjoy the nicest, gen tlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced just take a spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone to night. Your druggist or dealer sells you a bottle of Dodson’s Liver Tone for a few cents under my personal money-back guarantee that each spoon- Iv In IT V Is a deceptive disease IVIL/i X kly a. —thousands have it TT) OT TRI TT an d don’t know it. If y ou want g-ood results you can make no mistake by using Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, the great kidney medicine. At druggists in large and me dium size bottles. Sample size by Parcel Post, also pamphlet telling you about it. Address Dr. Kilmer & Cos., Binghamton, N r . Y.. and enclose t‘>n cents, also men- Jon this paper. LetCuticuraße Yoor Beauty Doctor All druggist*; Soap 25, Ointment 25 1 60, Talcum 25. Simple free of ••Cntlcora. Dept E, Bten ” IN ISK FOit 35 I'KAHS Bi&es:xE The Quick and Sure Cure lor MALARIA, CHILLS, FEVER AND LA GRIPPE It I* a Power,nl Tonic and Appetizer , Will cure that tired feeling, pains in back, limbs and head. Contain!* n<> quinine, sen:e or Itablt-lorming Ingredient. Wouldn't Have to Go Abroad. A big murine sergeant stood on the ■ front steps of the Star building to take a look at the hus.v avenue before , going up to the “Devil Dog" recruit-! ing station. While he stood there along came soldiers, sailors and marines. They Streamed by. The sergeant came to j salute rime after time. 11 is arm be-! gan to grow numb. As husky as he was, saluting at machine-gun rate be came tiresome. The sergeant grinned as he saluted for the steenth time. “If salutes would win this war,” he 1 said, pleasantly, “we would win it right here in Washington.”—Washington , Ml a r. Nautical Terms. A New York bride and groom began their honeymoon by making a trip to one of the southern ports by a coast wise steamer. The young woman, who took a lively Interest In the passengers, said one day to her husband : “Did you notice the great appetite of that man opposite ns at dinner?” “Yes,” said iter husband, “lie must he what thev call a stowaway.”—Har i per s. The Appropriate One. “Tramps lead a sort of vegetable life, don’t they?” “Well, naturally; aren’t they all beats?” Baby’s Second Summer GHOVB’S BAlii BOWUI, MhilHCiNB will correct the Stomach and Bowel Troubles and it is ataso* lately harmless. Can be given to infants with perfect safety. See directions on the bottle. New York is peeved over the use j of Grant’s tomb as a billboard. The Depressing Heat When your blood is not in good condition, the Summer heat weakens all the muscles of the body. Tc avoid spells of weakness and sickness during the hot weather, you must have pure, rich, red blood. Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic destroys malarial parasites in the blood and removes other poisons by Purifying and Enriching the Blood. You can soon feel its Strengthening, Invigorating Effect and when you feel strong, the Summer heat will not depress you. Grove’s Tasteless chill Tonic is an exceptionally good general strengthening tonic for the Child, the Mother and all the Family. It is pleasant to take. Price 60c. Perfectly Harmless • Contains No Nux~Vomica or other Poisonous Drugsm WBT Grove's chill Tonic Tablets You can now get Grove’s Tasteless chill Tonic in Tablet form as well as in Syrup, the kind you have always bought. The Tablets are intended for those who prefer to swallow a tablet rather than a syrup, and as a convenience for those who travel. The tablets are called “GROVE’S chill TONIC TABLETS” and contain exactly the same medicinal properties and produce ex actly the same results as Grove’s Tasteless chill Tonic which is put up in bottles. The price of either is 60c. One for Each. Mrs. Houlihan —Wan divorce would be no good; Oi want two av them. Lawyer—What do£yon mean? Mrs. Houlihan —Moike do be livin’ a double loife. —Boston Evening Tran script. '%/' A Wholesome, Cleansing, f Alll* Refreshing and Healing * Lotion —Murine for Red -1*? ness. Soreness. Granule ■ tion. Itching and Burning the Eyes or Eyelids; “3 Drops’* After die Movie*. Motoring or Golf will win your confidence. Ark Your Druggist fog Murine wb.-a > ->or 2w Caro. M-U Nttfiae Fye U.. Clzica4> ful will clean your sluggish liver bet ter than a dose of nasty calomel and that it won’t make you sick. Dodson’s Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You’ll know it nex’ morn ing because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be working, your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will feel like working; you’ll be cheerful; full of vigor and ambition. Dodson’s Liver Tone is entirely vegetable, therefore harmless and can not salivate, (live it to your children. Millions of people are using bodson’s Liver Tone instead of dangerous calo mel now. Your druggist will tell you that the sale of calomel is almost stopped entirely here. —Adv. REACHED END OF PATIENCE Rookie Felt He Hadn’t Enlisted in Army to Be Made Permanent Bird-Tender. | A western bishop, just back from i France, where lie spent some time at the front, tells the following anec dote as illustrative of the fghting spirit of the American soldier; “Again and aaain, whenever his regi ment had any orders for activity, it fell to the lot of one ‘Yank’ to take charge of a orate of carrier pigeons for one of the officers. Always the same private was selected for the monot onous. unexciting task. It became a standing joke in the regiment, and the pigeon tender became more and more disgruntled. At last, on the eve of a battle, he again received orders to take charge of the pigeons. He could contain himself no longer. With an air of absolute resolve he walked bold ly to the tent of the commanding offi cer and very firmly placed the crate of pigeons at the door. On the crate was a note: “ ■!!-••• ! take your and birds —I am going to fight.’ ” ( LEMON JUltlE ! I TAKES OFF TAN I j j t Girls! Make bleaching lotion T • T | if skin is sunburned, I I tanned or freckled I • * Squeeze the juice of two lemons into a bottle containing three ounces of Orchard White, shake well, and you have a quarter pint of the best freckle, sunburn and tan lotion, and complexion beautifier, at very, very small cost. Your grocer has the lemons and any drug store or toilet counter will supply three ounces of Orchard White for a few cents. Massage this sweetly fra grant lotion into the face, neck, arms and hands each day and see how freck les, sunburn, windburn and tan disap pear and how clear, soft and white the skin becomes. Yes! It is harmless. — Adv. The Main Witness. “There were a number of witnesses to prove that the plaintiff was as saulted by the defendant’s goat. Did the latter have any rebutting wit nesses?” “Only the goat. He seemed to do all the re-butting.’’ In the game of life the one-armed man plays a lone hand. No Time to Pick. 'Sly brother in Fiance writes me k a recent letter that’the following inci dent took place in his battery: An officer passed a private whe was busily engaged in picking the “cooties" out of his clothing. The officer said tc the private, “Picking them out, mj man?” To which the private replied, “No, sir, just taking them as they come."— Chicago Tribune. If the average mac’s digestive ap paratus Is all right his conscience doesn’t trouble him rent*. , SUNDAY DONTS Don’t stay away from church b*fr> cause company e®re; bring them. Don’t let the Sunday paper keen I you; we lur something better. Don’t stay away because it rains. That would not keep you from busi ness. Don’t stay away because you won’t he :aissed in the crowd. God misses vou. * ! * Don’t stay away because it isn’t rour denomination; the same excuse would keep you out of heaven. ' Don’t stay away because you have an influence; the churchgoer preaches a sermon as long as the way thither. Don’t stay away because you know more than the preacher; God may have something to say to you worth hearing. Don’t stay away because the church does not need you: never did the church need more and bettvr men and women. Don’t stay away because the church Is imperfect j should you find and join the perfect church, its perfection would cease. Don’t stay away because you do not need the church; ’tisn’t so. If you must look at the dirt six days, take one to examine the clouds. —Christian Age. POINTED PARAGRAPHS Constant companionship wears on friendship. When a woman argues with a man she is outspoken and he is out-talked. Sometimes a man’s happiness de pends on the size of the pottle he haa just emptied. That man who says he never makes a mistake probably doesn’t know one when he sees It. An appropriate present for a girl is anything she can wear; for a boy, anything he can eat. A boy’s idea of true happiness is to be able to produce the biggest noise on the Fourth of July. A man wastes more time during six months of courtship than he does all the rest of his life waiting for street cars. It is reported that the cost of keep ing an elephant is about $1.50 a day. The cost of seeing the elephant sometimes runs up into thousands. — Chicago News. FROM COMMERCE REPORTS For this year the crop forecast In Norway is distinctly favorable. Persia is a possible source of great er quantities of sugar than heretofore. Argentina’s corn crop is estimated at 4,335,000 tons, of which 2,500,000 tons can be exported. Norway’s spring herring catch wag not quite equal to last year’s either In quantity or value. Bean cake, produced in large quanti ties in south Manchuria can he used as food, although heretofore consid ered as good for little Hse than ferti lizer. For ten years after the Hose of the war the importation of dyestuffs into Great Britain will be under govern ment control in order that the new British dye industry may be main tained. WORDS OF WISE MEN Character, good or bad, has a tend ency to perpetuate itself. —Hodge. Wards are not essential to the exist ence of thought—only to Its expres sion.—Dugald Stewart. The only way in which to tit a peo ple for self-government is to intrust them with self-government.—Macau lay. We love flattery, even when we see through it, and are not deceived by It, for it shows that we are of importance enough to be courted, —Emerson. Man’s actions here are of infiiu,te moment to him, and never die or end at all. Man, with his little life reaches upward high as heaven downward low as hell; and in his threescore years of time holds an eter nity fearfully and wonderfully hidden —Carlyle. —Chicago Evening Post QUAKER PHILOSOPHY Silence is golden, but money talks even in a quiet little game. Quality counts. The less some peo pie have to say, the more they say It You never can tell. Many a fellow with narrow shoulders feels quit* chesty. Some girls are satisfied to be per fectly natural, others try to hnprovt on nature. The smitten cheek doesn’t always demonstrate that one good turn de serves another. GEORGIA PHILOSOPHY It’s just human nature, but when c man does a heroic deed it secras tha 1 everybody is looking the other way. Probably the reason why some peo pie borrow trouble is because theii neighbors know' them too well for then to borrow anything else. —Greensbon Herald-Journal. THE SEA COAST ECHO, BAY ST. LOUIS, MISSISSIPPI A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN Miss Kelly Tells How Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Restored Her Health. Newark, N. J-—“ For about three years 1 suffered from nervous break kii .i _i down and got so |! JJajSm weak I could hardly I stand, and had head ji aches every day. I ' hr, T''tried everything I could think of and WwgfrA }fff was under a phy- J 1 .£ sician’s care for two ✓ ' X Hi yea”. A girl friend L nad used Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound and she told me about V\ i) From the first >Y J| \ I took it I began X better an d \ now I am well and *v£Nv'Oable to do most any 7^C. kind of work. I have been recom - mending the Com pound ever since and give you my per mission to publish this letter ’’—Miss Flo Kelly, 476 So. 14th St., Newark, N. J. The reason this famous root and herb remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, was so successful in Miss Kelly’s case was because it went to the root of her trouble, restored her to a normal healthy condition and as a result her nervousness disappeared. That Pot of Beans. We were talking with some of the boys who shortly before had served in the trenches with the first detachment assigned to the firing line. They told us of the fighting and the raids and how* young Enright and Hay had met their death. “But how do you like life in the trenches?” “Oh. not so bad ! Gee! You ought to have seen those beaus. It was this way. The cook had just cooked a pot of beans for supper and had put it on the edge of the trench to cool, when along came a German shell and hit It square. Gee! I guess it must have rained beans for an hour and we didn’t have any supper. It was great I” — Francis Rogers in the Vigilantes. TOO WEAK TO FIGHT The “Come-back” man was really never down-and-out. His weakened condition because of overwork, lack of exercise, im proper eating and living demands stimula tion to eatisiy the cry for a health-giving appetite and the refreshing sleep essential to strength. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules, the National Remedy of Holland, will do the work. They are wonderful. Three of these capsules each day will put a man on his feet before he knows it: whether his trouble comes from uric acid poisoning, the kidneys, gravel or stone in the bladder, stomach derangement or other ailments that befall the over-zealous Amer ican. The best known, most reliable rem edy for these troubles is GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. This remedy has stood the test for more than 200 years since its discovery in the ancient labora tories in Holland, It acts directly and gives relief at once. Don't wait until you are entirely down-and-out. but take them today. Your druggist will gladly refund your money if they do not help you. Ac cept no substitutes. Look for the name GOLD MEDAL on even' box, three sizes. They are the pure, original, imported Haarlem Oil Capsules.—Aav. Wasters. “The Germans in this last offensive of theirs have made an extravagant use of their reserves. Well extrava gance never pays.” The speaker was Gen. Walter Schuy ler of Pike, Cal. He went on: “The Germans in the end will bo like Scattergood. “ ‘Whatever became of that chap Scattergood?’ one man asked another at the golf club. ‘He used to have money to burn.’ “ ‘Yes,’ the other man answered, ‘and he’s sifting the ashes, now.’ ” Patriotic Youngster. An officer at the civic center in Sun Francisco saw a little girl loitering around one of the fountains, apparent ly reluctant to leave. He investigated and found that the girl had thrown several expensive dolls into the water. The officer rescued the “unconscious” victims, and found a German trade mark on every one. Then he under stood. Why Bald So Young? Dandruff and dry scalp usually the cause and Cuticura the remedy. Rub the Ointment Into scalp. Follow with hot shampoo of Cuticura Soap. For free sample address, “Cuticura, Dept. X, Boston. At druggists and by mail. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50. —Adv. Any woman can keep a secret per taining to the fact that her new dress is but an old one made over. Philadelphia now has street rail way sklpstop system. GROVE’S BABY BOWEL MEDICINE This valuable and harmless Baby Medicine is composed of the following: BISMUTH. LIME. PEPSIN AND CATECHU WITH PURE SIMPLE SYRUP Bismuth is healing to the mucous membrane of the stomach; the Lime neutralizes the acid where there is a sour stomach; the Pepsin digests any indigestible food that may be in the stomach, and the Catechu acts as a mild astringent to control the bowels where there is a disposition to Dysentery, Diarrhoea, Flux or Sick Stomach. GROVE’S BABY BOWEL MEDICINE is not a patent medicine. We give the ingredients and tell the effect of each ingredient so that you can judge for yourself. SPECIAL NOTICE. This preparation does not contain Morphine or Opium in any form and we don’t advocate the giving of Opiates unless it is absolutely necessary. RELIEVES For Dyspeptics who are AIDS SOUR STOMACH Troubled with Sour Stomach DIGESTION It Relieves Stomach and Bowel Trouble and Is Just as Good for Adults as for Children We have numerous letters on file from parties claiming that this preparation relieved their babies of Chronic Dysentery, where everything else had tailed and where they had been troubled in this way for several years. Children like to take it. * For sale by all Dealers in Drugs. Mede and recommended to the public by. PARIS MEDICINE CO., Manufacturers of LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE and GROVE’S TASTELESS CHILL TONIC. St Louis, Ha ■ I THEN “WILLIE” LEFT HASTILY Remembered an Engagement After Learning Just Who the “Fresh Old Guy" Was. It was at a dance at the Waldorf- Astoria in New York, when some can dles dripped and made quite a puddle of grease on the floor. A gentleman standing at the door Immediately took out his knife and his handkerchief and began scraping up the congealed grease, when a very fresh young gen tleman in our “set” tapped the gentle man on the shoulder and said: “Say, old gentleman, you’re interfering with our Paul Jones. Suppose you cut that out." - “I was afraid some of the young la dies might slip,” courteously answered the “old gentleman.” “Well, they won’t,” answered “Freshie.” “Besides, you’re not run ning the hotel.” The “old gentleman” had gathered up all the grease by this time and. giving no answer to the last remark, left the room. “Fresh old guy.” continued “Willie” after the dance —“that old man.” “Not exactly fresh, but careful of his guests; that’s all.” answered a friend. “His guests?” repeated Willie.” “Yes.” answered the man ; “that hap pened to be Mr. Boldt. the owner of the hotel.” And then didn’t “Willie” fade away! —Young Ladies’ Journal. A CROSS, FEVERISH CHILD IS BILIOUS OR CONSTIPATED —————— LOOK, MOTHERI SEE IF TONGUE IS COATED, BREATH HOT OR STOMACH SOUR. “CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIGS" CAN'T HARM TENDER STOM ACH, LIVER, BOWELS. Every mother realizes, after giving her children “California Syrup of Figs,” that this their ideal laxative, because they love its pleasant taste and it thoroughly cleanses the tender little stomach, liver and bowels with out griping. When cross, irritable, feverish, or breath is bad, stomach sour, look at the tongue. Mother! If coated, give a teaspoonful of this harmless “fruit laxative,” and in a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food passes out of the bow els, and you have a well, playful child again. When the little system is full of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache, di arrhoea, indigestion, colic —remember, a good “inside cleansing” should al ways be the first treatment given. Millions of mothers keep “California Syrup of Figs” handy; they know a teaspoonful today saves a sick child to-morrow. Ask your druggist for a bottle of “California Syrup of Figs,” which has directions for babies, chil dren of all ages and grown-ups printed on the bottle. Beware of counterfeits sold here, so don’t be fooled. Get the genuine, made by “California Flf Syrup Company.”—Adv. Coooolation. Cleveland H. Dodge, during the president’s visit to his Riverside man sion, talked about certain war pro duction disappointments. “Consolation in these disappoint ments?” he said. “Well. I don’t take much stock In consolation. It always seems to me rather unsatisfactory. “Yes, consolation always reminds me of the judge who said consolingly to the transgressor whom he had just sentenced to 28 years: “ ‘Oh, well, you know, my man, we’ve all got to be somewhere.’ ” It's Easy If Their Wind Is Good. Weary Willie Hohenzollern —But pa pa, how Is It we can eat Christmas dinner in Paris if we are running to ward Berlin alretty? Wily Wilhelm —Keep on running, mein poy. It can’t be more than 25.- 000 miles by the new road we have dis covered for our brave heople. Gold brick purchasers are born often enough to keep the manufactur ers from going out of business. 1 . ■ "■ —— '/wry Kchm *~IC SgMjSS:oiJmSi i ® &sSto ' 7 Help That Weak Back! IN THESE trying times the utmost effort of every man and every woman is necessary. But the man of woman who is handicapped with weak kidneys finds a good day’s work impossible* and any work a burden. Lame, achy back; daily headaches, dizzy spells, urinary irregularities and that ajl wom-out” feeling are constant sources of distress and should have prompt attention. Don’t delay! Neglected kidney weakness too often leads to gravel, dropsy or Bright’s disease. Begin using Doan’s Kidney Pills today. They have brought thousands of kidney sufferers back to health. They should help you. Personal Reports of Real Cases AN ALABAMA CASE. A MISSISSIPPI CASE. Mrs. J. T. Kent, 515 N. Hull St, Corinth.’ Miss.f’ * Montgomery, Ala., says: “I had bad attack of kidney trouble - otfooir vMnov trouble about eight years ago and could a bad attack or kidney troub g et no ease f ro m the terrible pain and gravel and I was a wreck. through my back. I was advised The pains In my limb, near* “ d killed me and my kidneys were the kidney secretions there was in awful shape. It was thought I an awful pain and I seemed to _ eet no rolipf from tne medicine couldn’t live and was to undergo f took. Fortunately I heard of an operation. Doan’s Kidney Doan's Kidney Pills and sent for Pilio hnwevpr cured me after some. I gave up the other medi- Pills, however, cured me atter clnea x was taking and began everything else had failed. My taking Doan’s. I was surprised kidneys were restored to a bow S^rV'SK healthy condition, the backaches Th e doctors were willing for me left me entirely and so did the to continue this treatment and crave! I trained mv strength and ach and every dose was helping gravel, i gain amy strengtn smu me j continucd usinß . noan’s and health and am surely grateful for they entirely dissolved the gravel what Doan’s did.” and rid me of It. I am more than thankful to this remedy. DOAN’S "SaV ft - *** I 60c Box at All Stores. Foster-Milbum Co.* Buffalo, N.Y. Mfg- Chem. ■ None In Sight. A rookie Just sent in to Fort Riley from the Ozark country was put on duty as barrack guard. The officer of the day chanced to pass him late at night and was permitted to pass un challenged. Fie turned and asked the guard if he was on post there and re ceived an affirmative reply. The officer, thinking him to he a member of the guard, said: “Do you know general orders?” Rookie gave him this reply: “Say, mister, I hain’t seen nary a general since I come here.” Nose Dive. Everything is on a war basis now and a tomcat whom we dispersed by a sharp thrust yesterday came down off the back fence in a spinning nose dive. —Ohio State Journal. There are several ways to pay debts, but most of them are paid with reluc tance. ■■■■■■■■Bill!WiiliiHliSil■■■■■■■■■■■!■■£■■■■■■! A //) Savory Kot sandwiches — MJt / mVy Libby’s Dried Beef, toast g )wm and cream sauce. Tender —Delicate Sliced Beef '"PHE tender delicacy of Libby’s -*■ Sliced Dried Beef will surprise you. The care with which choice meat is selected, the skill with which it is prepared, give it the exceptionally fine flavor. I ts uniform slices will please you, too. Order Libby’s Sliced Dried Beef today. rTF =JBMp Libby, McNeill A. Libby, Chicago Benedict Preterrcd in Army. “I suppose you always prefer to et list men who are not married?” r f marked Jones to a sergeant at the re cruiting station. “No; you're mistaken there,” the lat ter hastened to reply. “I prefer mar ried men every time. You see, we don’t have to go to the trouble of teaching married men to obey.”—London Tit- Bits. . - W The Effect. “That officer seems to he very up pish.” “Yes; he has just gone into the avia tion corps.” The Strong Withstand the Heat of Summer Better Than the Weak Old people who are feeble and younger people who are weak, will be strengthened and enabled to f:o through the depressing neat of summer by tak ng GHOVK S TASTKLKSS chfll TONIC. It pu riffle and enriches the blood and builds up the whole sys tem. Von can soon feel Us Strengthening, Invigor ating Bffecb. 60c. It takes a wise young man not t* write a love letter.