The Brandon news., February 20, 1908, Image 7

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AN UNMENTIONEJD ANCESTOR.
Mr. B is very proud off his ancient
lineage, and never lets slip an oppor
tunity to boast of it. At a dinner
where he had been unusually rampant
on this subject, a fellow guest quiet
ed him by remarking:
“If you climb much further up your
tfamlly tree you will come face to
face with the monkey.”—Philadelphia
Inquirer
A soft answer has turned many a
young man's thoughts toward the
(furniture installment houses.
NOTHING ELSE.
“You look tired,” remarked a friend
to the pretty cloak model, who was
showing off the glories of the various
garments.
“Yes,” answered the latter, wearily;
“mine is a wearing, life.”—Baltimore
American.
Robert S. Smith, a farmer living
near Muncy, Pa., lost a good cow re
cently by a strange accident. One of
her horns caught under the manger
and in her frantic efforts to free her
self she threw’ her body completely
over and broke her neck.
Onions, Onions, Onions.
600 bu. of Salzer’s Red Globe Onion
per acre at 80c a bu. brings $480.00. That
pays.
$050.00 from 3 acres Salzer’s Morning
Star Cucumber is well worth taking along.
640 bu. Salzer's 12 Podder Earliest and
Best Pea sold in the green state at $1.50
a bu. makes $960.00 per acre. Such yields
Salzer’s pedigree vegetables stand for.
I, roit 12c
and this notice the Johu A. Salzev Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis., in order to gain
250,000 new customers during 1908. will
mail you free their great plant and seed
catalog together with
1 pkg. "Quick Quick” Carrot.$ .10
1 pkg. Earliest Ripe Cabbage.10
1 pkg. Earliest Emerald Cucumber.15
1 pkg. La Crosse Market Lettuce.15
1 pkg. Carly Dinner Onion.10
1 pkg. Strawberry Muskmelon.. .15
1 pkg. Thirteen Day Radish.10
1,003 kernels gloriously beautiful
dower seed.15*
Total .....$UX)
Above is sufficient seed to grow 35 bu.
of rarest vegetables and thousands of bril
liant flowers and all is mailed to you
POSIT AID FOlt 12c,
or if you send 16c. we will add a package
of Berliner Earliest Cauliflower. John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. A. C. L.
NO ESCAPE.
“Daughter, how was it I caught Mr.
Bashful kissing you in the parlor last
evening?”
“I succeeded in getting him in a
corner.”—Houston Post
Ml WIFE’S LONG
SUFFERING WITH NEURALGIA
was ended by Minard's Liniment after all
else had failed, writes J. B. Phair, of Gou
verneur, N. Y. To prove that it cures neu
ralgia, rheumatic pains, stiff, sore muscles
or joints, we will send a special bottle free
upon request. Minard’s Liniment Co.,
South Framingham. Mass.
Astronomers and theatrical mana^r
ers are always looking out for new
stars.
Itch cured in 30 minutes by "Woolford’s
Eanita'y Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
A woman detests a man who flat
ters almost as much as one who does
not.
Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days.
Pazo Ointment is guaranteed to curs any
case of Itching,Blind, Bleeding orProtruding
Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 50c.
Be not oversuspieious, but keep
your eye on the man who' boasts of
hi’s honesty.
Taylor’s Clirrokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
ami flf ;iile!i is Nature’s great remedy—cures
Coughs. Colds,Croup and Consumption,and
all threat and lung troubles. At druggists,
25cts., 50 ts. and $1.03 per bottle.
Do you happen to know a father
who would want his son to follow in
his footsteps?
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reducesinflamma
tion,allays pain,cures wind colic, 25c.a bottle
Most of a man’s friends are his
friends because of what they don’t
know about him.
if You Suffer From Asthma
or Bronchitis get immediate relief by
using Brown’s Bronchial Troches.
.Contain no harmful drugs.
It is possible to draw out a man
and make him interesting—but it’s
different with a sermon.
Why not the Natural laxative, Garfield
Tea? It’s rure; Mild and Potent. Made
of Herbs. Write for samples. Garfield
Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Pantaloons of a justice can hardly
be termed breaches of the peace.
- POLICY JUDGL WILLS
Will Gladly Answer the Questions of
Any Inquirer.
It is a generous offer that Police
Judge J. H. Wills, of Cloverport, Ky.,
makes to sufferers
from backache, kid
ney and bladder ills.
Judge Wills knows
the value of Doan’s
Kidney Pills and will
answer the questions
) of any sufferer who
writes to him. The
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pleasure in recommending Doan’s
Kidney Pills to persons suffering from
kidney disorders, backache, etc. It is
the best remedy I have ever known
and I will gladly answer any ques
tions about it.”
Sold by all dealers. 5 0 cents a bos:.
Fcffter-Miiburo Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
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international lesson com.
MENl’S FOR FEBRUARY 23.
Subject: Jesus at the Pool of Beth
esda, John 5:1-18 — Golden
Text, Matt, 8:17 — Commit
Verses 8, 9—Commentary.
TIME.—April, A. D. 28. PLACE.
^-“Pool of Bethesda, Jerusalem.
EXPOSITION.—I. In Need of the
Great Physician, 1-5. It was an oc
casion of great rejoicing that took
Jesus up to Jerusalem, but there was
no joy in it for those whom the open
ing of the chapter pictures to us.
There is not much real jov in any
feast without Christ in it. The com
ing of Christ brought joy to at least
one miserable man. Jesus went up to
the feast because this was the re
quirement of the Jewish law (Ex.
34:23; cf. Gal. 4:4). It was a
wretched company that was gathered
around this pool, this “multitude of
them that were blind,halt, withered,”
a picture of the multitudes of this
world. Men soon found out that the
best place to bring these afflicted ones
was to Jesus Himself (Matt. 15:30).
Wretched men sought the pool, but
Jesus first seeks the men. Apparent
ly the most miserable and helpless
and hopeless case present was the
one that Jesus specially noticed and
helped. He had been there often (v.
.7), and his case seemed to be beyond
all hope; but it was not beyond hope
because there is nothing too hard for
the Lord (Gen. 18:14; Jer. 32:17).
II. Made Whole by thoGrcat Phy
sician, 6-9. Jesus saw this man in
his wretched and hopeless condition.
He always sees men in their wretch
edness, helplessness and hopelessness.
He was at once moved with compas
sion (cf. Matt. 14:14). Jesus al- ,
ways has that feeling as He looks 1
upon the sufferings and misfortunes
oi man meD. 13:8; 4:15, 16; Isa.
63:9). The fact that he had been a
long time in his wretchedness espe
cially awakened the sympathy of
Jesus. The fact that any sinner has
been in his present evil case for a
long time is no reason for supposing
Jesus will not take an interest in him,
save, or help, or heal him, but a
reason for supposing that He will
take a special interest in him (Mark
9:21; Luke 8:43; Acts 3:2; cf. 4:22;
9:43; 14:8). Jesus apparently se
lected this man from all the sad cases
at the pool because it was the saddest
and most hopeless case of all. He de
lights in the hopeless cases. The
question that Jesus put to the man
(v. 6) implies that our being made
whole depends upon our will. Jesus
is ever willing and able. The only
question is, are wre willing (Rev.
22:17). The only reason why any
man does not obtain life in Christ is
because He will not come to Him
(John 5:40). To every one of us
Jesus puts the question to-day, “Wilt
thou be made whole?” Jesus does
not ask the man if he would be made
better but if he would be made wrhole.
The trouble with the average sinner
is that he wishes to be made better,
but is not willing to be made w'hole.
This man could not make himself
whole. The man must first recognize
how dire, was his need7 so it is with
the sinner. The only way of being
i made whole of which this man had
any thought w^as through the efficacy
of the healing waters of the pool, but
Jesus spoke a wrord and by the power
of that word he was healed. He must
be divine in whose word there is so
much power (Ps. 107:20). There is
power in the word of Christ to-day
to save all who will believe it (Rom.
1:16). All one has to do to live is to
hear and believe (John 5:24). The
cure was not only complete but in
stantaneous (cf. Mark 1:31, 42;
5:29, 41, 42; 10:52; Acts 3:7, 8).
III. Confessing the Great Physi
cian, 10-15. The man used his
Christ-given strength by doing what
the Lord Jesus told him to do, but he
found opposition in doing as Jesus
oaae mm. bo will every one that
obeys Jesus (2 Tim. 3:12). The ob
jection raised was that he was trans
gressing the Jewish law. His all
sufficient answer was, “He that hath
made me whole, the same saith unto
me, etc.” It is a sufficient answer to
any objection. The strength that
Jesus gives us should be used in
obedience to Him. The man did not
tell them yet who had made him
whole, because he did not know him
self, but as soon as he found out who
it was he told them without fear. He
did not wait for them even to ask
him. He himself sought an oppor
tunity for witnessing. As soon as we
know who it is that has blessed us,
we ought to confess Him (Rom.
10:10; Matt. 10:32, 33). It took
courage to confess Jesus to these
men. The man did it because his
heart was so full that his mouth must
speak (Matt. 12:34). One truly
saved cannot keep it to himself.
Jesus found the man after He had
healed him in the temple. Jesus
ought often to find us in the house of
God, after He has blessed us. Jesus’
counsel to the man, and to all whom
He heals, is worthy of earnest medita
tion, “Sin no more.” Evidently sin
was the cause of this man’s p ’evious
suffering, and Jesus to-day is ready
to heal the misfortunes which are the
result of our own sinning. If after
He has healed us of the sorrows
which ;tre the result of our sinning
we go back to our sinning again a
worse thing will befall us (v. 14).
The Jews gave more thought to Jesus’
disregard of their traditions than
they did to His goodness toward an
unfortunate man. Many to-day so
disregard their traditions that they
quite overlook the beneficent, work
God does through him. The hatred
of the Jews toward Jesus for His dis
regard of their tradition in perform**
ing a good deed to the impotent man
on the Sabbath went so far that they
sought to kill Him (v. 18).
We have not settled many of the
problems of life, laments the Dallas
News. In a vast majority of cases it
has not been even determined just
who shall wear the breeches.
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Briarwood is said to be very scare,
notes the Omaha Bee, but so long as
the supply of old apple trees holds
out no smoker need be without a briar
wood pipe.
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After a long and wasting Illness a
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LOVE S PKBTTT PLANS.
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ets will cost about $250 annually,
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say $200. Certain^ we can do it,
John, and save money into the bap*
gain.”—Kansas City Journal.
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The man who seeks office for the
public good is apt to consider him
self the entire public after he lands.
is the power behind the throne.
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