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If you and I, to-day, should stop and lay Our life-work down, and let our hands fall where they will— Kail down to lie quite still— And If some other hand should come and stoop to llnd The threads we carried so that It could wind, llcginnlng where we stopped; If It should come to keep Our life-work going; seek To carry on the rood design Distinctly made yours, or mine. What would It And ? Pome work we must tie doing, true or false: Some threads we wind; some purpose so cialta Itself that we look up to, or down. As to a crown To bow lie fore, and we weave threads of different lengths and thickness—some mere shreds— And wind them round Till all the skein of life is hound. Sometime* forgetting nt the task To ask * The value of the threads, or choose Strong stuff to use. No hand but winds some thread; It can not stand quite still, till It Is dead. Hut when It spins and winds a little skein, tiisl made each hand for work—not toll-stain Is required, but every hand Spins, thourh hut ropes of sand. If Lore should come. Stooping above when we are done. To And bright threads That we have held, that It may spin them longer—And but shreds That break when touched, how cold. Sad, shivering, portionless, the hands will hold The broken strands and know Fresh cause for woe. —Ueoroe Klinglt. -w • • A BICYCLE STORY. Fearful lildr Down a Mountain. Our mine, the Spondulix, of Colo rado, was the*highest on the range. It was 2,670 feet above Silver Brick Sta tion, and nine miles distant from the village. From the works up to the mines there was a broad, hard, smooth road, used for carting ore down from the mines and hauling supplies up. The average grade down the mountain was threehundred feet to the mile; in some places it was considerablv steeper, and at intervals almost level. ’The road was made partly on the bare rock, and wound up a narrow gulch; presently it climbed outside the chasm, and here at several places the road-bed had been Masted out of the solid rock, or cut into the perpendicular side of the mountain; but every where the road was almost as smooth and bard as a floor. Knowing that a loose stone might cost the lives of lxith teamster and team, where some times the brakes would not entirely cheek the descent of an ore-wagon, un til one of the nearly-level places had been reached, the teamsters were care ful to keep the surface of the road clean and smooth. By constant practice I managed at last to ride niy 52-inch “University” roadster up the whole slope to the Siwmdulix, of course resting at levels, but my chief delight was trie coasting down again; it required skill, a good deal of nerve, anti a firm grasp of the brake. One evening an accident occurred to one of those engaged at the mine. I instantly got out my bicycle, explain ing that I could go swifter than a horse down the slope. In a few minutes I had on my rirting-suit and was off. The night was clear and crisp; the full moon, except in a few curves, shone directly into the gulch, lighting up the road. Leaning well back, with my legs over the handles, and a firm finger on the brake, I allowed the wheel to glide down the first long slope at a speed which I never dared to venture before. Finding the motion safe, I al lowed the machine to run faster, and still faster. Over the first level I shot like an arrow. Down the next slope I seemed to glide on the rushing wind. Then I turned a curve and ran into the shadow of the mountain upon the next level. Knowing every inch of the road however, I did not slacken speed except slightly. As 1 Hew over the top of the next slope, s steep plunge of nearly half a mile, an other curve completely shut out the moon, making the road almost as dark ns a pocket. Here I put down the brake hard, and checked my speed materially. Still I knew the road so well that 1 had no fear. But just as I was upon the steepest plunge of the slope—— Clink! Something flew from the machine like a bullet. Instantly the wheel dart ed forward like the rush of a frightened bird, while the brake lever came home to the steering-bar under my finger. The brake nad broken short off in the olbowi There was nothing to check the ma chine, which was running away with me, with over five miles of mountain grade before me, and the chance of meeting a team any moment in the dark. I might have leaped backward off the machine at the instant of the break, but five seconds afterw'ards it was too late. To attempt a dismount would be certain death. There was nothing to do but stick to the saddle and take my chances. Within thirty seconds the machine had acquired a velocity never before ex perienced by mortal rider. The sensa tion was like that of falling through the air. The rush of the atmosphere past me was like a fearful gale. The wheel no longer felt the inequalities of the road. It seemed to glide smoothly over » perfect plane. I felt no sense of shocks from pebbles, or hollows, or protuberances. In fact, I believe that there were many places, especially when I shot over the brow of a steeper incline, where the whole machine took a flying hop, or rather a long, skim ming glide through the air, without touching the road. It was lucky that I had practiced so much coasting down this very road, and that I knew every inch of it so thorough ly. Going at that amazing speed, lean ing far back in the saddle, the steering was somewhat novel and peculiar. The sjM*ed gave the wheel such an obstinate disposition to keep on a straight line that I could not have turned a short curve if I had tried. A very little too much turning of the steering-bar would have wrenched it instantly from my hands, and smashed the wheels to frag ments. But my practice had taught me the necessity of making my curves long and easy when coasting at great speed; and by instinct my grasp upon the steering-bar was that of desperation, both my arms being kept as firm, yet flexible, as spring steel, When the accident happened, I was jnst entering a dark curve In the shadow of the mountain. The wall on ray right appeared a dark, almost invisible brown, while the chasm on my left was of an inky blackness. As I rounded the hollow of the curve, I could see the moonlight shining far ahead on the point of the elbow which I must turn where the road was channeled into the wall. As I approached it I had the sense and nerve to run on the outer side of the road, close to the edge of the canyon, thus giving myself as broad a turn as possible, l found bv the track of the wheel afterwards that at the sharpest turn I had actually ridden within throe inches of the extreme edge for several rods, where, if I had been going at a less fearful speed, the wheel would certainly have slipped over the edge, and carried me down a fall of on« thousand feet. Safely past this, the worst point, th« remaining curves were easy. Thus far there had been no time to think. My actions were more instinctive than rea soning. My mind was a wild, confused whirl of sensations and fears. But now, as I shot down the last steep incline, suddenly I experienced a terri ble mental shock. It was caused by hearing the tinkle of a bell far below, and seeing the spark of a lantern such as the mine teamsters carry in front of their wagons. There was a team, per haps a train of teams, coming up the road! In a few seconds I should Ire upon them. The shock made me think, and that clearly. If the teamster was walking beside this team, he would be on the inside, next to ihe mountain wall, and the team would be in the middle of the road. If he was riding, the team would be kept near the mount ain wall, and a safe distance from the outer edge of the track. Either way my best chance was to pass on the out sine. As I approached, therefore, I ran close to the outside edge of the track, and flew by in safety, hearing the team ster shout as I did so. Here it was lucky that I was going at such great speed, for the teamster saw the red light of my lantern when I was nearly a mile distant, and, recognizing it, h*e started his team toward the outer edge of the road, so as to give me the safest passage on the inside; but I was upon and past him before the team could be driven over, otherwise I should have surely ran into them. And now the wheel ran along the level at the bottom of the mountain; still my frightful velocity did not per ceptibly diminish. I ran out past the works, and into and along the village street. Luckily the street was covered thinly with sand—not enough to make it bad riding, but sufficient to gradually stop a coasting wheel. My speed slack ened perceptibly. Still I ran nearly through the village, and then managed to turn a broad corner and run up the slope of a side street, which finally checked my speed so that I ventured to drop my feet cautiously and take the pedals, after touching them as they came up for a number of revolutions, to help to check the machine. And so I finally stopped and leaped to the ground exactly in front of Ur. Cameron’s house. On mounting at the mine-house 1 had looked at my watch after a habit I had; and now, from the same habit, I looked at it again. I was not aston ished to find that I had made the nine miles from the mine to the doctor's in a few seconds less than thirteen min utes. Allowing six and a quarter for the first two miles before the brake gave way, and I must have made the last seven miles in less than six and three-quarter minutes. 1 firmlv believe that I covered seven miles in less than six and a half minutes, incredible as such speed seems.—Chicago Tribune. (lentlemauly Burglars. In future gathering* at his club Mr. J. II. Ervine, of the firm of Franklin, McVeagh & Co., will be able to relate a good story in the shape of a reminis cence. It relates to the exploits of two genteel burglars who visited his resi dence at Ridgeland early yesterday morning. The good nature and sang froid of the two gentlemen who held their pistols toward his head and talked about the weather are due largely to the knowledge that they would not be dis turbed by a policeman, there being none in the village. The burglars crawled in a window, and, making their way into the room in which Mr. and Mrs. Ervine were sleeping, covered them with pistols, while they ransacked the apartment. Mr. Erv ine says they ap peared to be pretty decent fellows, that they kept up a jolly sort of conversa tion while they selected the property they wanted, and at his reouest laid aside several things of small value which he desired to hold as keep-sakes. When they were about to enter another room they desisted laughingly when told that they would find nothing worthy of then attention except two babies. One of the men remarked that as it was purely a professional call he would not fright en the children. They did not wish to frighten anybody unnecessarily, and, of course, they must rely on the gentle man's statement that nothing was to be had there. After the cracksmen were gone, Mr. Ervine made an inventory of his possessions, and found that they had taken two watches and a small sum of money, worth in all about $150. The same burglars are supposed to have vis ited the house of Charles L. Ames sub sequently, from which they were fright ened by a pistol-shot. The affair lias been reported to the police of this city, who are on the look-out for the inter esting pair. Lieutenant Shea thinks he will yet nin across them. Ervine thinks he would know them again. Mr. Er vine values his experience very highly. —Chicago Timet. —This is the use to which the tel ephone is put in Iowa, according to an exchange: An eavesdropper “ took this off ” the other morning when the ther mometer stood at ten below: He (in Lyons)—“Is that you, dearestP” She (in Clinton)—“Yes, love.” He—“Put the mouthpiece to your lips.” She—“Yes, what?” He (kisses)—“That!” She “Oh, my! Was that lightning?” He —“Did you get it, dearest?’v She— “Yes, love—cool and distant, but so *weet. Call again.” TThj JMI It is the "open secret’' which, as Car lyle insisted through his long life, most people fail to rean; the obvious truths which most people continually overlook. They are always looking into the dis tance for the succor which lies in their own surroundings, to others for the help lodged in tneir capacity, to those richer, stronger or wiser for the power in their own strong hands, to the wide world for the opportunity which lies hidden in their own neighborhood. We can not learn too soon nor too well that in ourselves is lodged whatever force is needed to send ns along the path of a successful life; that close liesule us is the work which our hands are to do; and that right Indore our feet is the path in which we are to walk. In every community there are men and women "waiting for something to turn up.” They think they are willing to wort, but they fail to find anything to do; they are looking for opportuni ties, but somehow the opportunities elude them. Every successful man is overrun with applications for positions; every vacant place is crowded with peo ple who are anxious to fill it; every ed itor is overwhelmed with the manu scripts of those who aspire to success in literature; and yet thousands of these seekers for positions do not find them, or if they find them do not keep them. Numberless manuscripts go back every year to those whose uesire for literary work will never bear fruit in any satis factory results. What is the trouble? Most people want to begin at the top. Instead of taking hold of the first piece of work that comes to hand, and driving it through as if it were the grandest thing they ever expected to no, they either decline it because it does not meet their tastes,or they do it in a half hearted way because they take no real interest in it. Their thoughts are so far in advance of what they arc doing that the thing in hand is only half done. It is the use of the first opportunity that makes a second opportunity, but thou sands are always waiting for the second to come first; they are expecting mira cles when they ought to be working along the normal lines of success. It is the boy who takes a place in the country store and puts brains, strength and heart into the weighing of sugar ami the measuring oi potatoes, who finally sits down in his office in a great warehouse and telegraphs his orders to the ends of the earth; the other boy, who wanted to lie a great merchant, by omitting the sugar and potatoes contin ues in the obscurity of his native village. These small duties, these meager oppor tunities, are the training-schools of suc cess, and no one. gets the prizes who does not take his degree in them. The world is full of people who do things "fairly well;” it is in daily and pressing need gf those who do them su premely well. There are thousands who would like to write, who make no grammatical blunders, are guilty of no solecisms, and can strike off sentences that read fairly well; every editor reads hosts of manuscripts from such writers. The article which is always in demand, for which there is always a place, no matter how crowded the pigeon-holes are, is the article which is rich in vital ity, tense with earnestness, instinct with fresh thought. The men and women who write such articles do not pass at once from a school composition to the pages of the first magazines ami papers; they think, feel, live, suffer and work until the gift of insight is matched by the gift of speech Paul already had the training of the schools and the early vigor of a splendid intellect when the heavens opened over him on the road to Damascus, and a great new truth was flashed upon him; but he did not at once become a teacher; he went into Arabia and spent three years in si lent meditation before he took up the mm that was to address Jew, Greek and Homan with a wealth of thought, a glow of conviction and a splendor of speech such as they had never had lie fore. If j'ou want success, do not expect to get it by chance, but seek it through the open doors of the things that lie next you; and seek it as if your soul de pended upon your finding it.—Chris tian Union. - Fashion ] iems. Keu or green shk pompon trimmings are fashionably worn on walking cos tumes of tweed or nuns’ gray ladies’ cloth. The new zephyr plaids make jaunty lawn-tennis costumes, and the colors oftenest combined are olive, the new shade of cranberry-red, and pale prim rose yellow. Pale amber and gold lieads, or those of pearl and gold, are used to outline silk embroideries on Grecian house-robes and matinees of white albatross cloth or vigogne. Long Jersey gloves, ten-button length, in silk and linen, or finest cachemire, are highly favored for spring wear. These gloves can be found in every de sirable street shade. Haw silks and pongees, in novel tints, quite different from the old gray and ecru shades, will be worn this summer, as polonaises or redingotes over short underskirts of velvet or best brand of "Louis” velveteen. Halbriggan stockings abound in the new varied tints of strawberry, amber, terra-cotta, drake’s-neck blue, laurel green, bronze,elderberry', and a deep rich shade of violet Each of these colors is clocked with old gold or cream white. Lilacs, crocus and arbutus blossoms, laburnum snowdrops, and, above all, daffodils and jonquils—pale harbingers of spring, "all sprinkled with dew,” made of powdered crystals—are the corsage and coiffure bouquets par ex cellence with dressy evening toilets. Among other pretty dainties whieh fashionable young ladies are preparing for summer wear—works of their own hands -are garden-party hats of ficelle lace, lining the inside of crown and brim with pale blue or rose-colored surah or Canton crape. Another fancy is to run black velvet ribbon through the meshes, finishing with a knot of velvet on the top of the crown. An heirloom of a dress, wrinkled with age and the weight of the clothes press, lately brought to light to utilize as a costume for a fancy areas party by a youDifuJ butterfly of fashion, was found to be of a shade exactly corre sponding with the modern one known as terra-cotta. But the owner of the dress -the grandmother of the girl — smiled knowingly and shook her head w'hen the shade was named, saying that the color of her dress when she wore it was just pickinini, and nothing else. New coaching parasols are ilisplayed, showing gay band-paintings and cm broideries of sporting and pastoral scenes, humming birds, flights of swal lows, besides coats-of-arms, and em blematic devices wrought in silk and studded with half-precious gems set in a network of silver and gold threads, and raised tufts of silk chenille. Sometimes it is the monogram only, embroidered in mock jewels upon one division of the parasol, and the design on the mother of-pearl handle is frequently inlaid to correspond. Applique is a very favorite method of decorating the surface of nnpatterned materials. Beautiful designs in rich , Oriental colorings can now be purchased J by the dozen at the fancy stores for a reasonable price. Flights of sparrows and other tiny birds, gay butterflies, roses, carnations, daisies, moss buds and ivy leaves, and other represents- j tions of nature and art are obtainable. | A very pretty tablier recently worn over a dress of dark green plush was covered with the eyes of peacock’s feathers man ufactured in silk. A unique style of evening dress affected by many young ladies m socie- 1 ty, is a Grecian dress of palest yellow i Hindoo cashmere, embroidered in Gre cian patterns. Doe-colored kid sandals i accompany the dress, worn over stock- ; ings of nale mauve-colored silk, em broidered in gold. The flowing, half long sleeves, also embroidered, are met by long Swedish gloves stitched with i mauve silk. The corsage is covered j with a large bertha of costly lace, fast ened at the belt with acluster of Jacquc roses, tea rose-buds, anil heliotrope blossoms. If artificial, the blossoms are scented, each delicately, with their natural perfumes. A costly novelty in lingerie is ngrace ful collar of black velvet or satin, cut in Vandykes, and richly-embroidered on the deep points with tiny clusters of dark red roses and buds, and black pop pies with golden hearts. The edges are finished with slightly giUhered ruffles of black guipure lace, with a plaited frill about the neck of the same lace. These collars are worn without a vestige of white around the throat. Other collars in the same style for evening wear are made of white satin or silk, embroidered in white marguerites outlined with tiny pearl beads,'and finished around the points with frills of pearl-beaded Vene tian lace. It is now many months since a report was raised that panniers were “ a thing of the past,” and would quickly be out of style. Many fashion writers, learn ing of their continued popularity in Paris, denied this statement, and it only j needs a very cursory glance around the ■ parlors of our modistes to perceive how very fallacious was their information, ' and how little probability there exists j of a fashion found so generally becom ing suddenly ceasing to exist. The continuance of this mode, however, does not prevent equal favor being shown to the long redingotes falling plainly over the skirts, or the close-fitting basques and panels and flowing draperies. Shawl tabliers—that is, with one point either in front or at one side—are seen upon new imported walking dresses. If of heavy material, the tablier is plain and flat, but if draping softly, the same effect is produced by cutting the tablier very long and plait ing the sides in folds. Round tunics, raised much higher at one side than the other, are also much liked. The collec tion of folds at the short side is usually ornamented by a bow or straps of broad ribbon or velvet run through a buckle and falling in long loops and ends over the skirt, and often these ribbons show six or eight harmonizing colors, each shade beiug faced with a bright color in contrast.—N. V. Evening Post. -• » The Origin of Postage Stamps. The idea of an adhesive stamp affixed tit a letter, as indicative of the payment of postage, is much older than has been generally supposed. It is known that the first'suggestion of such an arrange ment in modern times came from Row ling Hill, the father of the cheap postal system in England, about the year 1839 or 1840. It was several years, however, before his suggestion was carried into effect. History, however, tells us that the ancient German cities of Thurn and Taxis had such a system, which, for inexplicable reason, fell into disuse or failed to become general among nations. The mislern postage stamp then was first used in England about the year 1812 or 1843. In 1845 E. A. Mitchell, then postmaster of New Haven, taking advantage of the English idea, mailt* use of a postage stamp of his own, which he continued to use until 1847, when the Government of the United States Issued the first Ameriean jK>stage stamps. They were in two denomina tions. The nve-cent was of a light brown color, bearing the head of Frank lin, and the ten-cent of a gray color with the efligy of Washington. At that time the rate of letter postage was five and ten cents, according to distance. In 1851 a series of six denominations was issued. The one-cent stamp was blue, bearing an elliptical band upon which were the words: “U. S. P. O. Despatch. Pre-paid, one cent.” Within the band was an eagle with wings out spread. The two-cent stamp was also blue, bearing the head of Franklin: the three-cent Vermillion, with head of Washington; the five-oent chocolate, with head of Jefferson; the ten-cent green, with head of Washington, and thirteen stars in a serai-circle above; the twelve-cent was black, also with head of Washington. The twenty-four, thirty and ninety-cent stamps were sub sequently added to the series. The first of these bore the face of Washington; the second was orange, with the head of Franklin, and the last was dark blue, also with the head of Washington. There was in this series also a square carriers’ stamp, blue in color, and bear ing the head of Franklin.—Xew Haoen Palladium._ —France can put 3,000,000 armed and trained men in tne field The Tornado Spawn. The tornado season has fairly com menced, though not in the section of •ountry where it* most terrible ravages ire usually experienced. Those which occurred early in the month at Hot -prlngs and Ozark, Ark..were compar atively harmless though thirteen live* were lost and much prooerty destroyed, out the Mississippi and Georgia affair was on a scale sultieient to entitle it to in- called the inaugural of the season, and from now until August, or even September, we may look for similar recurrences in the southw<*stern part of the country. The signal service nas in vestigated over six hundred tornadoes with the ‘ result of the dis covery that the late spring nnd summer are the periods when they are to lie ex pected, the larger number occurring in June. This year they have commenced earlier than usual and at points further east than usual, for Kansas, Illinois, Missouri and Iowa are the principal sufferers. Mississippi, Georgia and Al abama, aud the borders of Tennessee and South Carolina are more or less ravaged by tornadoes, but—this spring being an exception—not with such dis astrous results as attend those which originate in Texas and the Indian Ter ritory, and travel their northeastern course through the States above men tioned. Although it is early in the season, the recent tornado is one of the most destructive ever known in this country. As nearly as can be ascertained from tltc conflicting accounts this tornado entered the continent from the Gulf of Mexico, crossing the Mississippi a short distance bi-low Natchez without doing anv special damage in Louisiana; at tins point it divided, one branch going southeast, the main funnel, however, keep'ng on its northeastern track, and inflicting the most terrible losses of life and property at Wesson and Beaure gard, in Copiah County. It passed Ab erdeen, in the northeastern part of the State, crossed Alabama obliquely with out much damage, and entered Georgia, in Harris County, crossing the Chatta hoochee ltiver, curiously enough, at the very point where every storm has en tered Georgia si nee 1804, the first year in which a tornado was recorded. It is also curious that it divided on the Georgia line, just as it did on the Mis sissippi line, one branch keeping on its northeastern course, stiending itself in South Carolina, while the other veered into Southwest Georgia. It will be seen, therefore, that it traversed an immense area of ter titory, its damage being spread over five States, though the heavy losses are confined to two. As compared with the damage occasioned by tornadoes in 1881 and 1882, the results are frightful. The whole number of lives lost in 1881 was 187. Last year they amounted to 369. By way of comparison a state ment showing the loss of life occasioned by the worst tornadoes of 1882 will be of interest. In April fifty lives were lost at Brownsville, Mo., and Monticel lo. La.; in May, eighteen at McAllister, Tex.; in June,’ 100 at Grinned, la., and thirteen in Kansas; and in July, twen ty-five at Coalville, Pa. As we have said, 369 lives were lost in all last year, and 187 in 1881. The complete reports of the loss of life occasioned by the re cent tornado have not yet been sent in, but it is already known that 190 per sons were killed. As of the 283 injured many will die, and many counties swept by the tornado have not yet been heard from, it is reasonable to estimate that the total loss of life will reach at least 250, w hich is much larger than that oc casioned by all the storms of 1881, and only one-third less than those of 1882, which was considered an exceptional tornado year. It will also be observed that it lias inflicted a loss of life more than twice as great as that at Grinnell. In view of such disasters as these, and the certainty that they will occur in specified sections of the country at specified times, it is not creditable to science that these terrible phenomena of Nature are not better understood, and that some means for the protection of hiituau life in the tornado area have not been suggested. Now that science says it has exploded Scriptural revela tions and pretends it has made a myth of an overruling Providence, it would seem as if it might understand these natural phenomena and strip them of some of their destructive power, and no longer let the wind blow where it listeth. We fear, however, that it will always remain true that no man can tell whence it oometh or whither it goeth. The most the signal service has done is to recommend the building of underground dwellings as of refuge, which is not practic.-e, and it may be remarked they do not always constitute places of refuge. The only man who has made a practical, well-sustained sug gestion with regard to the origin of the tornado is Prof. Tice, of St. Louis, who, notwithstanding his vagaries as a weather prophet and his unfortunate place of resilience, is a man of scien tific attainment. His theory is to the effect that the tornado is a display of electrical energy, and that the mani festations of every tornado, such as denuding trees of their bark and re ducing wood to fibres, are electrical in character, the splintering being oc casioned bv the passage of the electric current through the sap, wluch de composes it into its constituent gases, expanding with terrific force. Whether Tice’s theory be true or not, the sub ject deserves more thorough treatment tl*in it has yet received from the hands of the savants. Who is the future philosopher who will bottle the tornado as Franklin bottled the lightning?— Chicago Tribune. ^ —This is a recent ordinance in the town of Bellary, India: “ Resolved. » I ' rying eataEles, and overturning the tiles of the roofs of the houses iu the town, these animals be caught and sent out into the jungles, and that arrange ments be made that monkeys may not receive any injury while being seized.” —Leo XIII. seeks relaxation in the composition of Latin poems, all of which are printed under his careful supervision. After a few copies have been taken the type is distributed. PERSONAL AND LITERARY. —Mr. Theodore Tilton ha* grown fat and no longer look* intellectual or ro mantic.—S. Y. Sun. Joaquin Miller rise* to remark that the daily newspaper is •• the six-shooter of Eastern civilization." Every man nmst have one or fall to the rear of the prtHvssion. —Henry I>. McDaniel, who was elected Governor of Georgia recently, is worth about $.50,000, and has a practice a* a lawyer worth from $.1,000 to $4. 000 per year. — George Alfred Townsend has Isiught a house in New York with the proceeds of his pen, which, like a good hus band, he has promptly given to his wife, and in which he expect* to end his lit erary days.—.V. Y. Graphic. —The venerable senior and Presiding Bishop of the American Episcopal Church. Dr. Smith, may be said to have been a citizen under every President of the United States. He was five years old when General Washington dieif. —Representative Holman's home, in Dearborn County, is alsmt seven miles from the county seat, where he prac tices law. He goes dow n on the rail road in the morning, comes back to dinner at noon, goes down to court again liefore two o’clock, and returns home in the evening. He has done this (or years.—Indianapoli* Journal. —Keppler, who has gone far to the front as the leading American cartoon ist. sailed for Europe a few days ago. Five years ago he was employed by a leading publishing house at a paltry salary of thirty-five dollars a week, and he is now said to be worth over half a million. His health, is, however, com pletely shattered, and his European tour is solely for the purpose of recov ering his shattered system.—-V. Y. Time*. —Postmaster-General Gresham is the sixth member of the Cabinet from In diana since the organization of the Gov ernment. These were the following: Caleb B. Smith, Secretary of the In terior, 1X81 to 1883: John P. I’sher, Secretary of the Interior. 1X63 to 1X65; Hugh McCulloch, Secretary of the Treasury, I860 to 1X79: J. N. Tyner, Postmaster-General. 1876 to 1877; K. W. Thompson, Secretary of the Navy. 1877 to 1880. —There have now Ijeen sixty years cf American novels—for it is alrout that time since Cooper dashed into promi nence with his “Spy” and his se i stories, and his character of Leither stpoking. He was our forlorn hope for | some years—since Irving could not properly be called a novelist; but now our authors like misfortunes "come not single spies, but in battal ! ions,” and there is a ruck of novels, , good, bad, and worse. —In November next four hundred years will have passed since the birth of Martin Luther, and a new edition of the reformer’s works is announced as one of the proposed modes of doing him honor which Germany will adopt. Hitherto the best edition of his Latin and German works has been that pub lished at Erlangen, 1826-1857, and in a j second edition, 1X61. That edition will be superseded by the new one. The German Emperor has presented the necessary funds for the undertaking, and the Prussian Ministry of Worship has appointed a committee to superin tend it.—,V. Y. JJvrald. HUMOROUS, — If a ship-owner wants to auction off his vessel he should not put to sea in a storm. He might lose the sail.— AT. Y. News. —•• You are a great coquette,” said a young man to a Madison avenue young lady. “ I plead jilty,” was her response.—Harlem 'l imes. —The aisle of a church is not the proper place for a sexton with squt akx boots. He should try some other kind of “ile.”—N. Y. Advertiser. —Mulcahy says the statement that John Roach's ship is the first iron ves sel launched in America is a mistake, as Mrs. Mulcahy frequently launches iron vessels at him.—Boston Com me trial Bulletin. .—Mrs. Spaggins was boasting of her new house. The windows, she said, were stained. “ That's too bad; but won’t turpentine or benzine wash it off?” asked the good Mrs. Oldboy.— Burlington Hawkeye. —Samuel Gunn was recently ar raigned in a local court for intoxiea | tion. When he shot his breath at the Judge the latter remarked that it was ’ evidently a muzzle-odor, but he couldn’t permit a discharge.— Yonkers Oazette. —He stood before her holding both her hands in his and he asked softly: “Why am I like a railroad train?” “ Because you never get anvthing to eat?” “No, my own, it is because I hold two-wrists.”—Pittsburgh Tele g raj >h. —The editor wrote that “he was a member of an old family of musicians,” and when it appeared in the paper it read “a member of an old family of nuisances.” One assertion was just as true as the other, but the editor nearly swore. —Norristown Herald. —“I don’t want no rubbish, no fine sentiments, if you please.” said the widow who was asked what kind of an epitaph she desired for her late hus band*8 tombstone. “ I*et it be short and simple, something like this: ‘Will iam Johnson, aged seventy-five years. The good die young.’ ”—N. Y. Tribune. —Two Western sportsmen had talked on one side of a wallow, and were hesi tating as to whether it would do for either to cross the patch of mud for a bird that had been shot. “The end will justify the means,” said one. The other glanced at his jean trousers, and then at the mire, and retorted: ‘‘Say* rather, it would mustify the jeans.”— Rome (N. Y.) Sentinel. —An old head—The head of naviga tion. How to know a sail-maker—Bv the “cut of his jib.” A bug that still continues to thrive—Humbug. The soldier who was at a loss for something to write about, was ordered to “right about face. ” When are certain persons who travel in France like dissipated young men?—When they are on the road to Roueo — Boston traveler. Temperance. Hew They Reran and Haw They Ended. It began this way: Two boy* came to the city from the country. They left ' home with kindly word* of advice ring ing in their ear*. Their parents bade them remember the good counsel given them in youth, and earnestly entreated them to resist the many temptations which the city would place before them. And they promised to remember the word* of loving counsel, and went out from the hearthstone of home to face • the world and tight the battle ot life, ; I rave of heart and hopeful of overcom ing in the Htrife. One day they were going by a saloon. On the Kereen. which stood a little way back .from the op n doors hiding from Uie passers-by wnat took place within, was displayed a card on which was written: “ Fresh lemonade. Only tive cents a glass. ” “ A glass of cool lemonade would taste good this hot day,’’ said John. “ Let's go in and get some.” “ I'd like the lemonade well enough.” said Philip, “ but I don't really fancy the idea of going to a sabsui to get it/’ “Pshaw! laughed John. “What difference does it make whether you buy your lemonade here or somewhere else? We needn’t drink anything else if we don’t want to.” “ I know that,” answered Philip, hes itatingly. “I was thinking that father wouldn't like it if he knew. He’s op posed to saloons, you know.” “Ye*, but how s he to know anything about it?” urged John. “Come on; I'll pay for the lemonade.” And he drew his companion into the saloon. They drank their lemonade. The proprietor exerted himself to make their call pleasant, and when they were going he urged them to have another drink. “ Better have a little something in it to give it the right kind of flavor,” he said, smilinglv. “ All right,'- said John: and the man poured some of the contents of a long necked bottle into each glass. The boys drank it down. The Ih n »r was strong enough to produce considerable effect ; upon them. It made them "jolly.” they told each other; blit I don't think either of them would have called the effect that if they could have foreseen what the end ; would be. Well, they went to that saloon again. It was not long before they feh a kind of I contempt for a man who would drink anything as m id as lemonade. That might uo for boys, but they were mm and they could di ink whisky and brandy and gin. And they could smoke, and play cards and billiards, and talk slang. : This kind of an educat on is acquired with wonderful rapidity. In six months 1 they were go<sI scholars in the school of ! ruin. The end came to one two years ago. In a dninken brand he was stabbed to the heart. To the other the end came only last week. “Died of delirium tre mens,” a friend said. It is sad to think that daily boys are beginning this kind of life, and sadder to think what the end may be. O boys! be careful, be careful.—E. Rex , ford, in Youths' Temperance Banner. Uncle BUI Then and how. When I was a drunkard I could never get my barn more than half full. The first year after I signed the pledge I till'd my barn; the second year I tilled my barn and had four stacks. When I was a drunkard I owned only one poor old cow. and I think she must have been ashamed of me, for she was red in the face: now I own five good cows, and I own three as good horses as ever looked through a collar. When I was a drunk ard I trudged from place to placp on j fool: now I can ride in a carriage of my own. When I was a drunkard I was three hundred dollars in debt; since I signed the total abst:nence pledge I ! have paid the debt, and purchased two hundred acres of wild land, and I have the deed in my possession; two of my i sons, who are teetotallers, are living on that lot. When I was a drunkard l used to swear; I have e-ased to be pro fane. The last year of my drunken ness my doctor's hill amounted to thirty dollars; sine*! I signed the pledge I have not been called upon to expend a cent for medicine.—Exchange. m 9 m ** Temperance Items. A Commission of Inquiry into the liquor traffic, with reference to its con nection with pauperism, disease and crime, has been appointed by the Cana j dian Parliament. i Over five thousand versons in Chi cago have joined the new Temperance organization, the League of the Cross, and have taken the pledge under the di rection of Father Hayes, S. J. A whisky-seller at Whitehall, N. Y.t ! is in a bad mess. He has been found guilty of selling liquor illegally to four hundred and fifty-seven persons, and has been sentenced to pay a fine of nine thousand dollars aijd stay in jail until it i is paid. The shin-kino suicide of Edward Jump, a well-known caricaturist, who killed himself recently in th) office of John B. Jeffery, startled the commu nity. The cause assigned f >r the rash deed was whisky, anil is another warn ing against that terrible demon at whose doors nine-tenths of the crimes of the land can be laid.—Chicago News. The Observer quotes John Stuart Mill as saving that “the liberty of the individual' ends, however profitable to himself, when it becomes ruinous or fa tal to another. ” Apply this sound prin ciple and it teaches us plainly that all pursuits which are injurious to onr neighbors must be abandoned, or be wrongfully pursued. — Chicago Starr dard. Mr. Francis Murfhy, the Temper ance worker, has written to New Or leans that he will visit that city upon his return to the United States. He says of the Temperance ••cause” abroad. “ The work in England has gone on apace until the Queen has said: ‘Well done!’ Millions of the people have signed the pledge, reducing the revenue £2,500,000. ana the postmaster found it in the savings of the people in pure gold.”