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The winter flay war. growing old: Th« p\« ning’s breath came hard and cold: «;r< ;,t !1im k* of clouds, with wings of gray, she.i feat hi ry snow-flakes on their way; And all the city streets among \ )miipe of breezes danced and sung, ltut though the frost was keen and bold, \nd though the air was biting cold, viioii^aud gayly stepping feet v , ut up and down the lighted street; thousand bands, with pressure tight, y\ e grasping presents rich and bright: \ thousand hearts wen* hasting home »ji , ;lrt< that longed to see them coinc; I .i iNondrouagJaidness tilled tin* air. And Christmas-eve was everywhere. P'.-. i t Christina *-cvc, serenely ghidl X\ It. n all the love that Jesus had >'..i little ones, a**, smiling. He, Vitli bending head, in kindness said: * Forbid them not to come to Me”; When this sweet Jove, with little lack, n s all at once reflected b:u k. j\s the great sun, though long time set, Ag.mst tla* clouds in splendor crowds. And leaves a trace of glory yet! >\ h- 11 all the Kind thoughts of the year y.acli letves the dm wherein it lay. And to ono Idess I tine* draws near! There h no space that ran possess N. many unites of happiness; It da> 4 and nights could feel and see, jlow happy f’hristinas-eve would be! Hul ,t has not so sweet a sound jit homes where ehildien an* not found; And in one mansion r‘ch and grand A wife and husband h ind in hand V. ere sitting by the Hi e-light's glow. And gazing on the streets lieiow. And. with sul hearts unreconciled. Were thinking of a long-lost child, t.rief i an its heaviest hand employ When all around Is heard the sound Of silvery mirth and golden joy; And hearts that mourn oft heavier weigh M hen hearts that laugh arc over-gay. P<> on tin* Christmas cheer without This lonely couple ga/.ed about, A\ hil< hungering once again to greet T! • reek lens ru*k of childish feet. 1'iiMudiod eas»* was all abloom About tin* richly furnished room: M enal-t’.r *’s soft and languid glare ■Wrote ••Comfort*’ on the tempered air; I nto the wads great pictures hung. Am! it ensures everywhere wi re Hung; lli di mirrors, free «•!' stain or Haw, W* re telling over what they saw; V> place ill • ple.-mod eye could explore j{ • wealth had lingered there I e'ore. And v* t. in many a humbler room, A w.i in r comfort fought the gloom. And Happiness more visits made, Felt more at home, and longer stayed. tr. Out in the country, near n wood, '111* little old blown sell ud-lioiiso stood. And waited, whilst lie winter day I oked darker l nun its eyes of gray, l **r the rough door to open wide. And no sy youngsters rush outside. Awhile eanie sharply from within The country school’s peculiar din; 'I hen w ith glad siunits the eluldren strone Through the dim day their winding way Along the white hard-beaten r aid. To when* fann-hoti-c-’ choero l the sight. And lain] s already glimmered bright. " ith lime timed. uneonseious grace, -'tel pleasure dancing on each face, ’I m . brought the pr •sent s all to mind " inch they that eve were to receive * h* in the early morning find. *’ • »ld Santa t ’laus,” that famous King «»f«*tiilijish lore, mr* handled o'er, And all the treasures he in ght bring. Hut look! with shouts and faces gay. They passed a poor-house on their way, \nd a sweet homeless-looking child I rein out u window g.i/o l and smiled I " see the of lie'* ehi dren glad : Hut her poor wi. I t ill heart was sad. Voe children w ho, with laughter gay. And i y that gleams i en through your dreams. Have presents on each festal dav, A nl. guarded by the ofFivts true t d' lli >se who love tin 1 cherish y on, ■look forward to tlie w inter’s prime As to a sweet and joyful time. Till in your calendar enrolled, K ieh (’hristmas-day i« marked w ith gold, Hity poor children Who must gri'vo H* cause no presents they re* cive! ri hey look at yours with wistful eye. They smile to \ Sew each token new. Hut in their hearts they 1210.111 ami sigh. That night our little fri n Hess one. XVhen her poor evening meal was done, Howe 1 low in grief her childish head l’i»on tlie ragged poor-house bed. And in a sweet a d pleading tone She made a short prayer, all her ow n: 4* < > Jesus! You w ho loved so well The little ones, ol w ho:u t h*y tell That win .1 these came to You one day, You wi u! I m t have them sent away: You said to all th"«e who be ievo. If they would ask they should receive. t»Jesus! plena* for 1110 to find Two good nice parents, swe *t and kind. Ami ask them if they will not spread f^uiie little presents by my bed, 'l h.it they my heart limy cheerful make To-momiw morning when l wake. And 1 l*e made as happy -o A*< tiler children that J know." bhc soi 1 “Ainen." with reverence deep, t l* s (I her biuo eyes, an*i sunk asleep. III. ^tlil s it the childless couple where Tin- lights of lu xury were fair. And still, with thoughts n 1 tempest-tossed, Kach si'cnt mused, with sad heart bruised, T'i‘on the chi! 1 tlia: they had lost.* H it listen! with a Hidden clang. Tiie loudly-speaking doo:-hell rang. And a detective’s face they viewed, With patient Urn s deep marked and shrewd; And scarce the parent’s questioning eye Was met before he made reply: “ 1 come at last with tidings new. Th * c.iild I've sought so long for you. Ti e child you lost five years ago, 11 a- liv ed, and lives. Her place I know. T!»** hey gar w i.o. with Latin’s aid, h ole her to help his piteous trade, ■Died in a country poor-house, where He left th * child, and she is there. Mistake or doubt can not befall: Her* are the piools: I have them all. Mm is not very far away; And you. if bold to l>ear the cold, May see her ere another day.’* “ * To bear the cold!’ What has she borne? J he* shall not longer friendless mourn. The 1 ors a—nuick!'* And soon, in spite Dt eoid and sleet, the champing feet Of swift steeds dashed into the night, 1 ntil they halted just before The great poor-house's dingy door. And soon the parents gol'lly crept Into the gloom of one small room. And watched their darling while she slept, Ar-d. weeping, listened to the prayer »\ uich she that night had offered there, (ror the old matron overheard. And told it to them, every word). Her sleeping face appeared to them A- some fair flower at evening’s hour J;"" drooping on its weary stem; Hut that sott prayer—In Heaven now— H id left its touch upon her brow; grief and comfort they could traeo < i»on the well-remembered face. The mother yearned th** child to press Jn ah li r piteous loveHnesa, Hm would not yet her slumber break. And said . “ My dar ing shall not wake i ntil her prayer we answered see As well and nearly as may be.’* And soon the sleek swift horses flew Hack where proud presents, rich and new. Hung In the lamu-qgat’s brilliant rays, I h • envy of all children's gaze; }• hu h, ere another hour had tied. Hands softly bore, and placed before -ihe little sleeper’s lowly bed. Fhe woke at tart; and, wondering, throw A swift glance keen upon the scene That burst upon her startled view. A vast amazement tilled her face: 1 he room was fjke a fairy place, go toy she wished but it was there; H: ight presents g’ittercd everywhere. gilt her thought had learned to prize Hut it was spread before her eyes: presents made her young heart glow » nose very names she uid not know. Hut look! a man with step of pride. And a sweet lady by his side More beautiful and high of mien A nun any she had ever seen, t ame, and above her wept ami smiled, And called her their poor long-lost child! The Chrlatmas morn rose clear and bright; And through the Hashing fields of light A f und of angels sweet and fair, n seeined to me, came far to s'*e lUm answer to the Christmas prayer. — WiU Carieton, i/t Harper*$ Voting People. ONE CHRISTMAS MORN. It was twenty years ago, and yet when the thought springs to ray mind I feel for a moment as if some one had stabbed jne. i 1 was guilty without crime. Doing only as millions of others have done, 1 laid up a burden of guilt which has humbled me a thousand times in the presence of men. It was Christmas eve, and the city was in excitement. It seemed as if every human being in the big city who had money to buy with and a friend to buy for was to contribute to the joy of the morrow. I had money and a wife and children. I was warmly clad and in the best of health. The bitter cold was nothing to me, and those at home had every comfort. 1 halted with tlie crowd before a grand show-window, and there, so near that 1 could have pulled her rags, was one of my victims. She was a woman of fifty, gaunt, pinched, ragged, and great black eyes which had the look of some hunted animal. I saw all this at a glance and turned away. What was it to me whether she wore silk or rags? Why should I care whether she was ; penniless or had plenty? Was it my business to ask whether she had food and fire—whether she was wife or widow whether children waited for her in some wretched room, or whether she lived alone and had money hoarded up. ^ on wouldn’t have asked. Not one man in ten thousand would have eared. What is one poor old woman more or less to the crowds who surged up and i down the busy streets of a busy city ? I was going home with presents for all with bright anticipations — with gratitude in my heart that I had some one to love, when that woman met me face to face. Snowflakes were falling on the old shawl covering her head, and the face which hunger had pinched was pinched again With the cold. Her great, fear-haunted eyes looked square ly into mine as she held out her I and. She did not speak. That bare arm — the skeleton lingers—the rags were j enough. Then I committ id a foul crime. I did j not strike her, nor brush her aside, nor curse her. I read her poverty anil her j suffering in a single glance, and 1 turned away and passed on. She was ' a beggar. Perhaps she was a drunkard as well. How did l know that she had not been released from the work-house | that very afternoon? If she was old and poor and friendless her place was in the poor-house. 1 looked back over my shoulder anil there she stood, band outstretched tow ards me as if she were praying to God to soften my heart and bring me back; and had faith that he would answer her p raver. Hut 1 Ui(f not halt: I felt a stab, but I conquered it, and said to my accusing conscience: “Be still! you might give every dollar you possess to the. poor, and you would receive no thanks! ’’ That night when all the little stock ings had been tilled, and wife and I had expressed our gratitude forthe blessings of life and the good health which had been ours for years, I slept to dream. I dreamed of the gaunt woman who bad asked for alms. 1 dreamed of a hovel in which there was neither food nor tire nor lamp. • I dreamed that I fol lowed her home and heard moans and sobs and prayers as I listened at the door. I tried to open it but it would not yield. 1 tried to cry out that ! 1 had come to help her, but the words would not come. I wanted to give her money, and tell her that I had mis judged her and would help to make it a happy Christmas by sending food and fuel, but while 1 struggled to speak a form stole past me into the wretched abode and whispered: “ It is too late! ” When the morning dawned I could not rest. I hurried out and walked the streets, scanning every face and figure, and hoping against hope that I would meet my victim. 1 could not liml her. Then I left the streets and journeyed through alleys where I had seen the pale laces of the poor peering through shattered panes. By and by I came to a time-beaten, desolate-looking hovel half buried under the snow. Frost cov ered the panes and snow had drifted over the doorstep. I looked for smoke from the chimney, but none came forth. I listened for sounds of human voices, but I listened in vain. Then I felt myself a criminal, and trembled as if the-law had laid its hand upon me. I would have run away, but some strange power prevented and urged me nearer. I knocked at the door. No answer. I tapped on the window. All was silent. Then I opened the door and stepped in. I had committed murder, and like other murderers had been drawn back to the scene by some strange fascina tion. In a chair—the only one in the ' hovel—sat the woman who had held out her hand to me. Her face was held in her hands, and she seemed to have j shriveled up. On the bed—on the rags and straw -covered with rags and J locked in each other’s arms, were the ! children—a girl of nine and a boy of twelve. On the wall near by were two stockings—faded and ragged and worn but hung there for Santa Claus. The stockings were empty. I touched the woman and called: “Good-morn ing!” hut she did not move. I bent over the children and shouted: “Mgrry Christmas!” but they d'.d not awake. They were dead! In mv dream I had seen a specter pass me and enter. It was the specter of death. Hunger and cold and sickness and despair had in vited him in. And I—where is my defense? 1 could have given, and 1 did not. One single coin would have given them bread that night. The hundredth part of the contents of my purse would have lighted and warmed and fed them and placed tokens of a mother's love in the ragged stockings. That was my crime. It accuses me by day and comes to me in my dreams by night. I give and give, but that voice is ever whispering: “It is too late!" —Among the assisted immigrants who reached Castle Garden recently was a three-year-old gentl-'mau from Ireland, named Slattery. None of his kith or kin were with him. He will 'row up with the country.—-V. Y. Her ild. — — The Cleveland Anti-Mormon League has branches in Missouri, Indiana, Ore gon and Colorado.—Cleveland leader. ■ The rnreiliug of Washington's Statue in New York. The following eloijnent extracts are from (leorgc W. Curtis’ oration at the | unveiling of the staine of (Jeorge Wash- ' ington on the recent hundredth anniver sary of Evacuation Day in New York 1 City: “The great series of Revolutionary centennial celebrations end fitly upon this day and upon this spot. The mo-, mentous events that marked the opening, , the culmination, and the close of the conflict have been duly commemorated, and for eight years the lull-stretche I memory of the country, a harp of a lliou-and strings swept f>y patriotic emo tion, lias resounded with the heroic mu sic of the Revolutionary story. To-day the Revolutionary story ends. At this lnmr a hundred years ago the last Brit ish sentry was withdrawn. The impe rial standard of (ireat Britain fell at the fort over which it had floated for l^tt years, and in its place the Stars and Stripes of American Independence flashed in the sun. Fleet and army, royal flag an I scarlet uniform, coronet and ribljon, every si^n and symbol of foreign authority, which from Concord to Saratoga, ami from Saratoga to York town, had sought to subdue the < ‘olonies. vanished from those shores. Colonial 1 and provincial America had ended: National America had begun: and after ( a lapse of a hundred years, the cradle song of the hope and promise of our National nativity is still the p.can of our mature power and assured prosperity : | glory to Cod in the highest, peace on earth, good will to man! “ The times that tried men’s souls in this country were rather in 1780 than in 1770, for tin* colonial ability to win in dependence involved neither the right eousness of the cause nor the character of the people. The revolution had proved their valor, the new situation tested their wisdom and without wis dom the revolution itad been in vain. By the common exertion, sa rifiee and suffering, independence ha I been achiev’d, the enemy had been expelled, anil the younger England of the West had humbled the crowned and unnatur al mother England upon the sea-girt throne. In this crucial moment, neg lect or ignorance of the obvious and in dispensable means of securing the com mon safely, strength and welfare, the apparent revelation of American inca pacity to build a national American com monwealth, might justly till every gen erous and patriotic heart with dismay. Yet if any American despaired during the gloomy years from 178.i to 178‘.*, and doubted whether the men weree |ual to the task, so had John Adams doubted and despaired on the very eye of the assembly of the Continental Congress. “We have not men tit for the times," lie exclaimed; “we are deficient in genius, in education, in travel, in fort une, in everything.” But scarcely had he written the words than ho hastened to take his part in that immortal as- I senibly, and to do tin very thing that he feared no man was strong enough to do. Well did Jefferson call him the Colossus, for upon his mighty and in domitable will lie lifted the country to the Declaration of Independence. Why then doubt, since independence had ; been achieved, that National I'nion was possible? The leaders of the revolu tion, the chiefs of the font nental Con gress. still lived. Age had not dimmed tlie’r eyes nor chilled their hearts, nor withered their faculties. The work they had begun, surely they were ready to complete, and the men who had made the English colonies American States, were wise enough and strong enough to bind the American Status j into a Nation. “Doubtless the American revolution j was the work of the people: but it seems : tin* work of a man. llow can we con ceive its heroic prosecution, its trium phant issue, without its leader? Had he fallen at Trenton, had he been capt- ' tired by Cl'nton, bad intrigues of sel fish ambition prevailed against him, had he not nerved—he alone—the hesitating army at Newburgh, who dare doubt that the vision of the ’one far-off Divine event’ that drew the country through the war, would still have been fulfilled ? But what Ameri can does not know, and proudly own, that the perpetual and inspiring assur ance of that event, the cheer of the weary march, the joy of the victory, the confidence of Congress, the pride and hope of America, was the character of Washington ? “Among the most imposing events in history must always be accounted the simple ceremony which was transacted here. The human mind craves lofty figures for a memorable scene, and loves to decorate with fitting circum stances the fulfillment of great affairs. For this event all such conditions were satisfied. The scene was set with every ample preparation of historic signifi cance and patriotic association, with the most eminent actors, with the most auspicious anticipations For the occa sion itself America offered no place more becoming, for no spot is more conspicuously, more hogprably, or more closely identified than this with the history of American liberty. The scene around us is marvelously changed, indeed from its aspect in the Colonial, the Provincial, the Rev olutionary city. How transformed this street from the resort of fashion, the seat of the State Govern ment, the modest residence of mer chants, diplomatists and statesmen, which was the Wall street of a century ago! Then the social and political heart of a small and struggling com munity, it is now the financial nerve center of a continent. But if the vast competitions and contentions of capital and enterprise which involve the pros perity of States and nations have over laid the plain scene of political strife with a field of cloth of gold, yet still the hallowed soil is here. The swarm- j itig street is but a picture painted over. ! Beneath the ever-shifting characters of speculation and of eager trade incess antly traced upon this pavement of the modern city lies the undimmed (and in delible patriotic record of old New York. “ Fellow-citizens, the solemn dedica- j tion of Washington to this august and triumphant task is the event wTiicb this statue will commemorate to unborn generations. Elsewhere, in bronze and marble, and upon glowing canvas, genius has delighted to invest with the immortality of art the hest-beloved and I most familiar of American figures. The engineer of the Virginia wilderness, the leader of the devolution, the President, the man, are known to nil men; tliev are everywhere behold and revered. But here, at last, upon the scene of the crowning event of his life and of his country's life—here, in the throbbing heart of the great city, where it will be daily seen by countless thousands—hero, in the presence of the President of the United States, of the Governor of New York, of the ollicial authorities of other States, of the organized body of New York merchants who. as in other years, have led the city in so many patriotic deeds upon this spot lead now in this commemoration of the greatest and, finally, of this vast anil approving concourse of American citi zens, we raise this calm and admonish ing form. Its majestic rep >sc shall charm and subdue the multitudinous life that heaves and murmurs around it, and as the moon draws th" swaying tides of ocean its lofty serenity shall lift the hurryingcrowd to unselfish thoughts, to generous patriotism, to a nobler life. Here descended upon our fathers the benediction of the personal presence of Washington. Here may tiie moral grandeur of his character and his life inspire our children's children forever!'’ At the close of Mr. < 'urtis' oration the vast assemblage united in singing: “Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow.” Fashion Notes. The old-fashioned pointed girdles are again in vogue and ilie handsomest of these are made of tinted satin for even ing wear, and nearly covered with gay colored embroideries of silk and che nille, or with a richly colored and heavy bead-work, made to resemble gems. Among the various kinds of beads, large and small, which are used to em bellish and add finish to the modern toilet the large Homan pearls are just now more fashionably worn for evening decoration than beads of any other de scription. The newest strings are ex quisitely tinted in sheeny hues of gold, silver, palest mauve and sea green. Though supposed to emanate from the Holy City, it is from France that the best imitations are brought. There is a marked difference in the quality of representative gems, some being scarce ly distinguishable from the real and their price is proportionate. Both for black and white evening dress, elabor ate jet embroideries are still much worn. The fronts of some of the newlv imported toilets designed for receptions, and made of satin, are a mass of heavy appliques and fringes, the latter so rich and massive as to cost twenty dollars a yard. A full trimmed dress of this style is as heavy as a set of convict chains, and is tolerated only by the slaves of fashion; as to carry about a skirt and bodice, the trimmings of which weigh many pounds, is a tax, at.'d a severe one to both body and m ml. White velvet marguerites, with crys tal. pearl, or silver bead centers, are much used this season b >th for orna menting opera bonnets and hats and for dress and corsage garniture. These are very often mingled with maiden-hair ferns, and white heather, but all mem bers of the daisy tribe, both great and small, are in high favor. Trains are arranged in three different styles in three plaits from the center of the shoulders; from the waist in softly falling waterfall drapings or Bucking ham puffs, caught down near tin* foot of the train by tint plaits, or a la Bern hardt with a watteau fold carried straight from the train to the left shoul der. and fastened by a diamond buckle or spray of (lowers. Tins last arrange ment will prove a failure unless fash ioned by an.artistic hand. There is a great variety in the shapes and fabrics used for fichus and collars. Very coquettish and stylish are the floral trimmings made in rose buds vio lets. pansies, torget-me-nots, and other small blossoms and foliage arranged in sets of necklet should r-bouquet, half wreath for the hair, andiloral mouchoir mull', which now come in fancy boxes from Paris. These are laid upon liny banks of sea-moss or ferns, and the flowers, with their natural looking stems, briars and thorns, look as if ready to drop petal from petal, so true to nature have they been shaped and colored. In one set wras a collarette made of elder-flower blossoms and bifish roses with a deep fringe at the edge male of lilies-of-the-vallcv. In velvets and linens are new military col lars, Vandykes, Abbe H slant and nun’s collars and turnover cuffs, the last named being for morning use, and made of line linen or cambric, with hem stitched borders. hvening toilets for young girls are this winter to be most invariably of white, in corded silk, small-partened brocaded satin, veiling and surah, to say nothing of the gauAis and tulles, in various patterns and combinations of stripes and dots. These costumes are not easily created when really effective, as a toilet entirely of white requires as much careful consideration as the most daring mixture of colors, it being a very easy matter to spoil the effect of a really elegant dress by failing to keep to one shade of white throughout the entire dress and its accessories. Silver and gold lace arc much used for trimmings, especially with fancy materials, such as Chambcry gauze, India muslin or Brussels nets, which fab rics are made plain with gold dots, sil ver strips, or other fancy designs. For these thin materials the front and sides are arranged with narrow flounces of lace or plaitings of the same. The back drapery is full and flowing. The bodies are always made of velvet, silk or sat in, excepting for half-grown girls whose slender figures are improved by a guimpc of full muslin or a plaited and shirred plastron or vest—N. Y. Post, -<»»■ —In the New York Court of General Sessions Judge Cowing was addressing the jury on a larceny ease, when a tnou-e crawled up his trousers’ leg and caused the Court to rise from the bench with more haste than dignity. The tuouse then made a precipitate retreat, and, after several court officials had chased him, the little fellow was killed by a daring reporter.—Jtft Y, Tribune, PERSONAL AND LITERARY. —Wendell Phillips always puts • nickle into the organ-grinder’s hat. — Patti has $300,000 worth of dia monds. all of them given to her.—A". j Y. Sun. I —John McCarthy has lived for ninety years in Muncy, Pa., where lie was born.—Pittsburgh Post. -Swinburne, the poet, will rend ids poems in this country at “a dollar a read.”—Clicngo Herald. Henry Ward Reedier says that his recent trip West and South has made him feel t n years younger.—Brooklyn Engle. It is related by John B. Gouch, the lecturer, that when a boy, alone, friendless and penniless in New York, he sold his knife to buy postal-stamps and letter paper with which to write to his parents. Mi'S Rebecca Boone, who died re cently in Norristown, Pa., aged eighty eight, was a cousin of Abraham Lin coln, and the daughter of a cous’n of the famous Daniel Boone, of Ken tucky. —The first religious newspaper pub lished in this country was called the Religions Remembrancer, and the first number was issued September 4, 1813, by John W Scott, of Philadelphia, and was Presbyterian in sentiment. -—The wife of W. H. II. Murray has returned from Europe with a diploma from the Vienna Medical College both as a physician and surgeon, being, her friends say. the only woman in the coun try with this certificate.—Boston Post. —Mr. P. T. Harnum, the great show man. lectured before the students of the Bridgeport (Conn.) Business College re cently, and declared that it was the last lecture lie would over deliver, as be was feeling the need of ipiiet in the declining years of his life.—Hartford Pod. —An enthusiastic cont mporary says Mrs. Cornwallis West has a rich com plexion. a tine suit of rippling brown hair, Irish eyes, small stature and ad mirable lie-lire. She dresses startlingly, t ides dashingly, talks entertainingly,and loves a practical joke. Gosh!—S. 1". (graphic. Cordelia Stoker, of Southern Utah, attained her hundredth year a few days ago. She belonged to the Methodist Church until her ninety-fifth year, when she embraced Monnonism. She greeted fifty grandchildren on this occasion. Siie has 1 -1 descendants in Utah.—Den ver Tribune. —Mr. M. E. Bell, the new Supervising Architect of the United States Treasury Department, was lorn in Chester Coun ty, Pa., and now lives, with his wife and five children, in modest style, in Des Moines, la. He is a boyish-looking man, of ipiiet manners, and is an active member of the Methodist Episcopal Church.—Chicago Journal. HUMOROUS. —An honorable vice—A Vice-Presi dent.—A. ) . Commercial Adnrtiscr. —The little ones are tlie most highly gifted people at out Christmas time. -— \\'ii:xt relation docs the door-step bear to the door-mat? It's a step father. Detroit lost. - A Batavia (X. Y.) man dislocated his jaw by yawning. The ladies in the neighborhood were in, talking bonnet to his wife, and the man got tiled. —A Oorman dermatologist says that baldness is catching. Yes, gentlemen with bald pates complain that they catch it from all quarters.—Boston Transcript. —When is a door not a door? When it is a jar. Oh. no; that answer belongs to the tirst decade of the last century. Nowadays a door is not a door when it is a negress an egress.— 'The Judge. —“Why is a ‘young' lady's age, aftei she reaches twenty-tive, "like a floral wedding bell?''asks an outsider. And he says it is “because it is never tol'd;” but that is a libel.—Sorri-town Herald. — Somewhat to himself: “Can you tell me,” asked a Cortland man of his tailor, how you came to get this coat so tight?” “Oh, ves, sir. The fact is, you wore tight when I measured you.'1 —Marathon Independent. —“Johnnie, did any one have the croup in your house last night?’” “Dunno! What made you ax me?” “ Well, I saw a light in the house long after midnight.” “Oh! that's my sister! She has something down in the parlor awful late every night, but I don’t know whether it is the croup or not.”—Yonker's < laze tie. —An observer says: “ Always stand a wet umbrella with the handle down; one trial will convince you of the rapid ity with which it will dra:n, and your umbrella will last longer if dried quick ly.” We tried that once—tried it in a barber shop. We are fully convinced of the rapidity with which it will drain, and if the present possessor wrill kindly advise us how it is lasting we will speak at more length of the test—The fudge. —The other day a gentleman arriv i ingin Paris at the Lyons Railway Sta tion got into a cab and told the driver to take him to the Rue Milton. After acer tain time the cab arrived at the Hue Lord Byron. “What is the number?” asked the coachman. The gentleman put his head out of the cab window and said: “Why, this is ^iot the Rue Milton!” “Ah!” said the coachman after a slight pause, “that’s true; I’ve made a mistake in the poets!”—Le Clarion. — How a Reporter Lost His Grip—A Dull sickening Thud once Entered a newspaper Office and Complained to the Managing editor that he Had been Badly Treated. “And how So?” in quired the Editor. “In your account of last Friday’s hanging,” explained the Aggrieved Thud, “your Reporter made no Reference to me. Although 1 was with the Doomed Felon when he Fell.” “Your Complaint is a reason able one,” Quoth the Editor, and he Discharged the rcpoiter Forthwith.— Chicago Neu s. —Will'am Hughes affirmed as he was dying in Philadelphia that he stole a street car < ash box, for which Will iam Willoughby had served four years In prison. —ChttuUeivhia Cress, Tcm iterance. 1Til EH. ttEHAHEI O. let thnt rla** n o if*. father. Or else. Ik*If re you d*uk. Pause lor aninvlf m imfnt — ,lu*t pau«e aw hile and tJi.nk: To tho*© who lordly Imoyoo. To thf» r wno Ik a.- your name. You an* bring! i.r pam an I sorrow. And cursing them with sliajm-! O, let that glass n’one, fa'hcr! One moTiu nt Htajr your hand; I on-ider, till it* eonteqt* You ele.triy und r* an I; Look at the liquid Pro, And by It* luster learn How deadly a id how c u«*l It* fatal furies burn. O, let t!mt phis* alone, father. Turn for a little while. \a ok on it* helple** victim*— The mothe* ami herchil I; The wile wlrnti you have promised To chef sh ami to hu e. And that pure lit! 1 * b hit Fresh fr«»in the Hand aliove. o. let thnf srln*» n'(*no. father! Think not, us other* do. Tha' tha* which ruin* in llionf < i iitain* no harm for you: Hut know tlmt h< w ho cabers A s *rpcnt to his breast Will leant the cruel nature t>f his unholy guest — .V Sarah C. Kiny, in Mont*or-Joun*i1. DON'T BEGIN TIIE HABIT. A 1*1:«I la Talk with Young Men. A young man. who hail just lost an excellent siluat'on by a two-days’ "spree,” came into my study lately and said to nte: *‘ Doctor, I can not under stand bow it is that 1 should have made such a fon! of mystdf and thrown away my chance for a living. This is almost killing mv little wife.” I replied to him: “There is no mystery about yonr case. You have been tampering with drink a long white, trying to jump half way down Niagara. You might to have stopped before you began. If would not have cost you one hundredth part as much effort to have signed a total ab stinence pledge several years ago as it will now to break loose from this terri ble habit.” I entreated my friend to grapple It's weakness to God's strength; lie signed a pledge of entire abstinence, and went away with the desparate look of a man who is pulling for life in the rapids, in full sight of the cataract. That young mail is a fair representa tive of a sadly numerous class who “ lock the stable door after the horse 5s stolen.” He may possibly he saved, but so as by tire. Mv plain talk to-day is with those who have not yet tiling themselves into the rapids. I wish to give half a dozen common-sense reasons for letting every intoxicating drink (whatever its name) entirely alone. He who never touches a drop will assured ly never become a drunkard. Preven tion is easy, is safe, is sure: reforma tion is ddlieult, and with some persons is well-nigh impossible. The Jews were commanded to build battlements around the flat roofs of their dwellings in order to prevent the children from falling over into the street. To put up the parapet cost but little; but the want of it might cost broken bones; and alas! what human power could recall a dead darling to life? I am always thankful that 1 took a pledge of entire abstinence in early boyhood. But for that battle ment 1 might have been ruined by the drinking-usages which were deplorably prevalent in my college. “Stick to the teetotal ” said a shrewd old kinsman to n:e when I started for college; and now after forty years I wish to cornu end the bridge that carried me safely over. (1.) The first argument, my young friend, for total abstinence is that no healthy person nr th an alcoholic beverage; and even invalids had letter be careful how they tamper with it as a medicine. Sir Hen ry Thompson and several other di-tin guished British physicians have delib erately declared that “alcoholic bever ages can not, in any sense, lie considered necessary for the maintenance of healthy life; that it is not a food in any true sense of that term, and that the steadi est and best work is best done without it.“ Livingstone, the heroic explorer of Central Africa, was both a ptnsician and a teetotaler. His testimony was: “I tind that 1 can stand every hardship best by using water, and water only.” 1 entreat you not to fall into the delu sion that you can do any honest work the better by firing up your nerves with alcohol. If you do you will have to in crease the fuel constantly in order to prodti e the effect. Solid food and sound sleep are all you. ret pure: Even as a tonic medicine wine and Bourbon may cover up a great deal; they cure but rcri/ litUe. Several friends 1 have known to he decoyed by them into drunkenness and disgrace. ( j.) inercin lies a second reason ior avoiding all intoxicants. They are de ceitful. Not only the sting of the ser pent. but tlie subtlety of the serpent is in them. The deception lies in the fact that the habit of drinking will become confirmed before you suspect it. That young man who came into my study so t rtured with the adder's bite, never dreamed at the outset that he was play ing with a rattlesnake. Every alcoholic djir.k has in it this quality, that it never satisfies, hut awakens a constant desire for more. A small glass creates a thirst for a larger; one draught only whets the appetite for a second. This is not the ease with any wholesome food or beverage, l'.read and beef do not breed excess; one glass of milk does not arouse a morbid thirst for two the next time. ISut this horse-leech quality in alcoholic liquors, whidh cries “give, give,” and is never satisfied, is the very thing that makes them so dangerous. This it is which makes it so ditlieult to drink wine or brandy moderately and so easy to fall into drunkenness. A healthful beverage satisfies appetite; a hurtful one, like wine or brandy, stim ulates appetite until it liecomes an un controllable frenzy. Th's I regard as the Creator's law against alcohol; and when you take your tirst social glass you begin to play with a d adly ser pent. Yon may say: “Every one who drinks liquors does not become a sot.” Very true, but every sot driuks liquors; and not one in a million ever expected to become a sot when he began with his chnmpagne or his ‘’sherry cobbler.’’ Will you run the risk? I would not. The two reasons why I am a teetotaler are that I dare not trust myself, and I dare not tempt others by my example. The most deplorable wrecks are those of men or women who at the outset considered themselves per fertly strong find Invulnerable. Nothing from the pen of Pick ins can surpa-s a heartrending letter which I received from a cultured gen tleman (then in an alms-house) who de clared that he traced all the misery of his life directly to the “lir.-t glass he ever drank at the N— House, in fbo eapitol of Ohio.” With whatever ••odds'’ in your favor, will you run the fearful hazard? Then stop before you begin! A third reason why alcoholic drinks are dangerous is that it is the peculiar propei ty of alcohol to strike directly to the bruin. Some drugs have an affinity for the heart: others tor the spine. The glass of brandy aims for the brain, as a i.outid makes for a hare. In striking the brain it overturns the throne of the reason and tin ns a man into a maniac. Like the shot in a naval battle, which hits “between wind and water,” the alcoholic death-shot strikes where body and mind meet, and sends both to the bo! tom. No brain is proof against it. The mightiest man intellectually whom I ever saw in America I once saw pitiably drunk! Alcohol is no respecter of pets ns: the giant and the idiot are struck down alike by its stiletto. You might as well put the pistol to your brain and make swift, sure work with it as to poison your brain by the -lower an 1 equally deadly process of the bottle. Nine y-nino hundredths of all the sui cides in the land began with a thought lc-s glass. Stop, my friend, before you begin! All intoxicating drinks are more dan gerous in this country than in almost any other from the nervous tempera ment of our people. Our climate is stimulating, and American life, in al most every dircct'on, runs at a high ra'c of speed. Youth is commonly stronger at the engine than it is at the brakes. This is pre-eminently true of our young men. One unanswerable proof of the difficulty of stopping the drink-habit is found in the fact that so very few are actually reformed. Not one-tenth of those who enslave them selves to the bottle ever break loose, even though they cry out in their sober moment-: “Would to God that I might never taste another drop!” There was a touching pathos in the speech of one of our “boys in blue” to the Police Magistrate after he was arrested for drunkenness. He held up a wh'sky llask and said: “Your Honor, the only enemy that ever eon , no red me is that Yet he admitted that enemy himself and could not dislodge it. I nrght multiply arguments in favor of total abstinence as the only certain safeguard. The gr:v e of God is pow erless if you voluntarily yield to temp tation. It is a defiance to the Almighty for you to leap into the rapids and e.x peci Hun to save you from the cataract. No small part of my own life has been spent in bootless efforts to save those who were in the swift and treacherous current: The remainder of it shall he spent in endeavoring to prevent young men from embarking on the stream which is all nuisTo and mirth at the starting-point, and all damnation at the bottom. Tons of arguments and ap peals have been printed on this vital ipiestion. “How to save young men from strong drink?” but they may all be condensed into one liue—St p before you bcqin!— Theodore L. CuyUr, I). !>.. in X. Jr. Independent. Temperance Items. Ltar Mouehovsk, ten years ago one of the prettiest, most accomplished and most popular young ladies of South Norwalk, Conn., went to ruinfrom alove she gained for intoxicating liquor, and died a few nights ago at a cheap hotel at New Haven from her debauches. Tiie saloomst insists on making drunkards by law, and then tells us that we “ can’t make men temperate by law.” We are going to continue this war on rum till ail are convinced that it is as practicable to close a drunkery by law as to open it. And when we stop the cause, the effects will cease.—Ohio <'Jood Templar. The prohibition question has been brought promptly to the front by the Ohio election, and it will not easily be shoved again into the background. The moral sentiment of the country inclines strongly to prohibition, while the min istry as a body is the stay and buttress of the movement in every considerable campaign made on that issue.—Philo delphin Press. 1 iie bcuntific American narrates the following incident, upon which com ment is unnecessary. It carries its own moral: “In one of our New England cities a few days ago three wretched tramps were brought before the Police Court as vagrants, having been found in an intoxicated condition in a barn where they had slept the previous night. On examination it was found that each one had been a former resident of the city and was well known. One of them had been only a few years ago the su perintendent of the foundry department of an extensive and widely-known man ufacturing establishment, receiving a salary of #2,500, and having a plea-ant home occupied by wife and children, and being a man once esteemed and re spected by all who knew hint. The two others had been workmen under him. whom he had discharged for neglect of their work for drink, and he himself was finally dismissed for the same fault." A large NfMBER of citizens desire, and many are determined to restrict the management and sale of intoxicants. Tens of thousands of intelligent women have reached a settled conclusion to re duce the tratlic and its results to the most narrow limits possible. The army 1 of such opponents of a mi>st injurious business is steadily and rapidly increas ing. The conviction is becoming more general among men of every shade of 1 religious belief and political opinion that the most prolific source of poverty. I idiocy and insanity ought to ta; under the utmost restraint; that the needless and unjust imposition upon the whole community of the cost of the pauper ism, crime and mental disorder pro duced by Indulgence in intoxicating drinks ought to be aud must be reduced to the smallest possible amount. The greatly-increased attention given to the cause of Temperance and to legislation in its favor in Great Britain has added to the uumbers and strengthened the resolution of the Temperance host in the I United States.—Christian Intelligencer.