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TALM AGE’S SERMON. Tha Brooklyn Preacher Talks About "Crooked Things." There li No Ileaotj In Crooked Things, Neither la l.aw. Government or Individual IMspneltlon — Tho fit mightrn Ing rrocesa. Rev. T. PoWitt Talmago delivered tho following discourse on “Crooked Things" in the Brooklyn Academy of Music, taking for his text: Tbe crooked shall be inado straight— Xsainh xl.. L Geometry, from tho time it was discov ered oa the banks of the Nile, which, by its overflow annually obliterated tbe landmarks, and the restorations of these land-marks made such a science necessary—I say, geometry, every since thon has been busy with lines, straight lines, curved lines, lines in angles and cones and spheres, but has never been able to evolve any beauty from a lino that was merely crooked. The circle and tho square wore always considered admirable. Isaiah recog nizes the circle and says: "Tho Lord sits upon tho circle of the earth.” The altar of tho ancient tabernacle was “four square,” and the breastplato of the priests “four square,” and Heaven, and St. John, is "four square." But the Bible has no admiration for lines that are merely crooked. Indeed, my text in prophesying tbe world's comploto rectification declares: “Tho crooked shall be made straight." mere havo hoen somany moral earth quakes that many thing havo got into a terrible twist—crooked laws, crooked governments, crooked fortunes, crooked dispositions—and many of the efforts to straighten things have only made them more crooked. And some good people sit down in despair and become pessi mistic and givo ud life and tho church as dead failures. With such a lachrymose behavior I havo no sym pathy. It is a promise of the Lord Almighty. “The crooked shall be made straight.” I propose, as I may bo di vinely helped, to mention somo of the crooked things that are going to bo straightened. Much of the wealth of tho world is in the hands of the profligate, while many of the best people are subjected to dis tressing privation; and there is going to bo a redistribution of property. If it were possible, it would be a bad thing to have things divided equally. Some men are able to endure more success than others, and prosperity that might not unbalance you might destroy me. The Declaration of American Independ ence declares that all men are born equal, but tho opposito is tho truth, for they are born unequal. In no respect is this more evident than in their capacity to endure success, financial or social. I have seen men by the acquisi tion of $50,000 made arrogant and overbearing, and I have known others with their mill ions of dollars childlike and unassum ing and Christian. We would all bo affluent, but tho Lord can not trust us. I am glad there are those Ho can trust. Much is said against capitalists, but the world would bo a very shaky world with out them. Who built tho great rail roads which, while they give such facilities of travel, employ tens of thousands of laborers, supporting them and their families? Capitalists. Who built great ships that stir tho rivers and bridgo tho ocean? Capitalists. Who reared the thousands of factories all over the land in which hundreds of thousands of employes earn their daily bread? Capitalists. Who endowed your colleges, and opened free libraries, and built asylums for tho orphan, the crippled and the insane? Capitalists! Hut for them there would not be an academy of music, or a picture gal lery, or a free library or a steamboat, or a railroad in America. Who put tho world on seventy-uve years beyond what it wTould havo been in enterprise, in comforts, in eductional advantage, in good things without number? Capital ists! The more money a man gets the better if it come honestly and is em ployed righteously. Nevertheless we all see that there needs to be a redis tribution of property. Communism proposes to make that distribution by torch and dagger and dynamite. Throw tho mid-night express train off the track and put the factory into conflagra tion. Disrupt society. Burglarize. Assassinate. »uen peop.e ueneve neither in God, nor man nor woman, and they know how to make things worse, but never bave made and never can make any thing better. I tell you how there will come a re distribution of property. Under the Di vine blessing good people will get more alertness and accumen and assiduity. Many good people are kept in straigh ened circumstances because they are in dolent or lacked courage to take honest advantage of circumstances, and were too stupid to get on. With the very same surroundings others went on to competency. In the betterdays tocomo good men will have their faculties awakened, and will in consequence rise to larger share of prosperity. On the other hand, estates wrong fully accumulated will dissolve. If not the sons then the grand sons will mako the money fly, aLd it will gradually scatter in their hands and become a part of the general wealth. Then, as to vast properties righteously gathered—and there are thousands of them—such estates will contribute toward help.ng the unfortu nate, not more by charities than by helping struggling people into lucra tive business, and the man who has amassed enough and a surplus will say: "There is a young merchant without any capital, I will start him on Fulton street,” and "There is a young mechanic who has no means of bis own, and I will put him on a career of prosperity,” and “There is a farmer with to big a mort gage on his land, and I will help him lift the incumbrance.” The fact is, that if the kindliness and generosity manifested by moneyed men toward the struggling during the last fifty years increases in the same ratio for the next fifty years, there will be a condition of society paradisiac. We are going to have a multiplication of William E. Dodges, and Peter Coopers, and James Lenoxes and George Peabodys. So will come redistribution, and the crooked will be made straight Mind this: God never yet unaortooK a failure. The old Book, which is worth all other books put together, makes it plain that God has undertaken to regu late this world by Gospel influences, and if He has the power He will do what He says Ho will, and no one who amounts to any thing will deny His t>owor. God has said a hundred times: •*X will," but never onoe has said, “I o*u bwu” We a j with ear twit-hem- ] oner* pound away, trying to mend and improvo and straighten the financial condition of the would, and be disappointed in the result, because our arm is too weak and the hammer wo wield too small, but the most defiant difficulty will flatten and disappear when God, with a hammer made of summer thunderbolts, strikes it, saying: "Tho crooked shall bo made straight” In your business concerns there are influences perplexing. Your affairs may seem all right to outsiders, for bus iness firms do not advortise their private troublos, but where one firm has everything just as they want it there are a hundred firms at their wits’ end what to do with that partner who draws more than his share of tho profits, or with that stockholder who comes in just often enough to upsot things, or with that disappearance of funds which you can not account for, although you havo suspicious you can not mention, or with that investment which was made contrary to your Judg ment because thero was a deter mination to push it through, or because you aro going behind month by month without any pros pect of extrication. The trouble is put ting a wrinklo on your forehead that ought not to appear thero for years yet, and you will be forty years old when you ought to be only thirty, or sixty when you ought bo fifty, or seventy when you ought to be only sixty. Stop worrying. Either by the dissolution of that firm, or by readjusting matters, you will bo brought safoly through if you put your trust in God. When com mereial houses fail the suspension is advertised, but of the tens of thousands of men who are every day extricated no public mention is made. Yester day was Saturday, and I warrant that at the windows of banks, and in counting room of stores and on every street of every city, God anpeared for tho deliverance of good men, as cer tainly as when with His right foot He trod Lake Galilee into placidity and made Daniel as safe among the lions ts though they had been house dogs asleep on a rug before a winter’s fire. Throw yourself on the promise of the text, or a hundred other texts meaning about tho same thing. 1 never yet asked God to do any thing but lie did it if it were best, and in all the cases where my prayor has notbeon answored I havo found out afterward that it was best not to have been an swered in my way. But none of us havo tested the full power of prayer. It is a force very like some of tho forces of nature, that were in existence, but not employed. For ages electricity was thought good for nothing but to burn barns and kill people with fell stroke. The lightning rods on the tops of houses was tho speor with which the world charged on the thunderstorm, as much as to say: “If you dare come this way I will hurl you into the ground.” But now electricity lightens houses, and churches, and cities, and Christendom, and moves rail cars, and he is a rash man who mentions any thing as impos sibla to this natural energy. So the power of prayer was to the world rather a frightful power, if it was any power at all. But that has been changed, and men begin to use it in some things, and tho time will coma when it will be used in all things, and tbero will be a Bible in every counting room, and supplication will ascend from every commercial establishment, and when business firms are formed the question will not only be asked as to how much this one and that ono put in of capital, but the question will be asked: “Do you know how to pray?” Mightier agent than any natural force yet developed will be this Gospel electricity, flashing heavonward for hclD, flashing earthward with Di vino response. God in busi ness life. God in agricultural lifo. God in mechanical life. God in artistic life. God in every kind of life. Your religion for tho most part is hung up so high you can not reach it It is hung up on tho cloudy raftdrs of the sky, where you expect to snach it up as you finally go through for heav leny residence. Oh, have your religion within easy reach now! Religion is not for Heaven, but for this world. Once in Heaven, wo will need no prayer for we shall have every thing wo want We will need no repentance, for we shall forever got rid of our sins. Wo shall havo no need of comfort, for there will bo no trouble. Tho Christian religion is not for Heaven where every thing is all right, but for this world whore so many things are all wrong. Washington Aliston, whose name you recognize as that of a great American painter, was reduced to extremo pover ty, and one day got on his knees and asked for a loaf of bread for himself and starving family. While ho was bowed down in that prayer there was a knock at tho door and a man came in and said: “Ilow about your painting, tho ‘Angel Uriel,’ that received tho prize at tho lloyal Academy? Has it been sold?" “No,” said Aliston. “How much do you want for it?” Aliston replied: “1 am done fixing a price, for I can not get it” Will four hundred ptunds bo enough?” asked tho stranger. "Why, that is more than I asked,” said Aliston. The four hundred pounds (two thousand dol lars) were paid and tho purchaser in troduced himself as Mr. Marquis, of Stafford, who thereafter was one of the most liberal patrons of tho rescued artist "Oh, that all just happened so!” Did it? Tell that to some ignorant man, some benighted woman, who has never read tho promise: "Call upon Me in tho day of trouble. 1 will deliver thee,’’ or that other promise: "Tho crooked shall be made straight” “Well,” says one, "you don't apply this in every direction.” Yes, I do. Take the most uncertain thing on earth —the weather. Tho Bible distinctly says that prayer controls the woather. James fith and eighteenth: "Elijah was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain, and it rained not on the earth for the space of three years and six months; and he prayed again and the heavens gave rain.” Do you say that was the weather of olden time? ThOro have been in stances in modern times just as marvel ous. Thero’s not a Christian ship captain but could give you in stances of Divine interference with the weather in answer to prayer. It has been my pood fortune to know many Christian ship captains. They are in all our services. They leave their vessels on Sunday mornings and join us in worship. 1 warrant there are enough of them present this morning to take a whole fleet in safety across the Atlantia Whenever I heard them testify, it has mightily confirmed me in what I knew before, that God answers prayer con cerning the weather. And there have been cyclones that started up from the Caribbean Sea, yeejdng down evarj sail and every smokestack and every mast In their course, which in answer to speciflo petition have been diverted and made to curve around some particular ship, leaving that in calm waters, and them resum ing their original path of destruction. The weather probabilities again and again have announced a tempest, ami we were ready for it, but, to the sur prise of most people, the next day ws saw the announcement that the atmos pheric fury had changed its course. The probability Is it struck a prayer and glancod off. If Elijah’s prayer affected the weathor of Palestine for forty-two months, I should think some body now might have a prayer that would affect it for a couple of days. John Easter was many years ago an evangelist in Virginia. A large out door meeting was being hold in that Statn Many thousands had assembled in the open air and hoavy storm-clouds began to gathpr. Thero was no shelter to which the multitudes could retreat. The rain had already roached the a d joining fields when John Easter cried out: "Brethren, be still while I call upon God to stay the storm till the Gos pel is preached to this multitude." Then ho knelt and prayed that the audience might bo spared from the rain and that after thoy had gone to their homes thero might come re freshing showers. Behold the clouds parted as thoy catne near and passed to either side of the crowd and then closed again, leaving the place dry where the audience had assembled, and the next day the postponed showers came upon the ground that had been tho day be foro omitted. Do you say it only hap pened so? I can not soo what you keep your Bibles for, and the God you wor ship is not my God. Your God is an au tocrat, and Ho is so far off and so far up that tho world can not touch Him, and His throna is an iceberg. My God is a father, hero and now, and a father will givo his child what ho asks for if it is be3t for him to have it Pray about every thin? that concerns you, seeularities as well as spiritualities. Tako to God all your annoyances and perplexities. Tho crooked shall be mado straight Soroo peoplo talk as though God controled things in goneral, but not in particu lar; that Ho startod everything under certain laws, and then let it tako care of itself, as an engineer might start his locomotive on an iron railroad track and then jump off. What would hap pen to such a locomotive is what would long ago have happoned to our world if God had started it and afterward al lowed it too look out for itself. There is no such thing as a general provi dence. It is a particular providence. God has no general caro for a forest It is a caro of every cell, of every loaf and root in that forest God has no general care of tho ocean. It is a care of every drop of water in the liquid magnitude. God has no general caro for tho human race. It is a caro of every individual of that race and of overy item of individual history. I preach Him, a God in infinitesimals, an every-day God. a God responsive, and one breath of earnest prayer, though that breath should not bo strong enough tomako a candle flicker, will absorb more of tho Divine attention than if tho archangel standing at tho foot of tho throno should flap both wings. It is remarkablo how many crooked things aro in the providence of God be ing mado straight. About thirty years ago our National affairs were as crooked as depraved Amorican politics and bad men and Satan could make them. From tho top of Maine to tho foot of Florida, tho Nation was rod with wrath. It was wrangle and fight all tho way through, and one of tho mildest things that the North and South promised each other was assassination. During this sum mer I have traveled through New York, and Ohio, and Illinois, and Indiana, and Minnesota, and Kansas, and Nobraska, and Mis souri, and Texas, and Louisiana, and Georgia, and North and South Carolina, and Virginia, and Pennsylvania, and 1 have shaken hands with tons of thou sands of peoplo, and talked with men of all sections and dogrees, and I have to tell you it is all peace, and in all the States of the Union you could not now marshal a military company of one hun dred soldiers to light against tho United States Government, unless you got your men oat of tho penitontiary. Did tho corrupt and gangrened political parties do this work of rectification and pacifica tion? No! It was by Divino interposi tion tiiat the crooked has been mado straight. “Oh," says some ono, “the crook in my lot you have not mentioned, and 1 sit clear outside of all tho consolations you have offered.” Well, I will take after you with Gospel comfort, and reach you before I close. Do you think your wound is so deop the Divine sur geon can not treat it? Have you a trouble that overmasters God? Is your annoyanco of such a nature that you must suppress it? Ah, that is what is killing you. Trouble must bo told, or it stings to death the one who carries it. If thero is no man or woman that you can trust with the secret, you can trust God. Hie away to Him. Tell Him all about it. Lock your door and tell Him aloud, and if you do not get relief you will bo tho first soul in the six thousand years of the world’s existence, and the only one of tho hundreds of millions of tho human race who over callod on God for help and did not get it. In all tho univorse, in all eternity, there is not an exception. Stop brooding and commence praying. .1 bless my God that, while there are so many crooked things in life, there are some things so straight God Himself could not make them straighter. Divine help comes straight to those who will have it. The angels of mercy fly straight when they undertake a rescue. The hour of your final deliverance marches straightoutof the eternities. And as tha carpenter puts down his rule on a pieco of timber, and with his axo hews away until the last inequality and irregulari ty disappears, so whon God in the last great day shall put down His unfailing measuring rule beside that event which seemed the most twisted in our lives in the world, it will bo found out the last wrong has been righted, and tho last crooked thing has been made straight —See that your child never leaves any task half done or slovenly finished, and therefore givo not too many tasks, says the Christian Union. Thorough ness Is tho cornor-stono of success. There is no place in tho world now for smatterers who know a littlo and only a little of evory thing under the sun. —Tho muslo that had charms to soothe the savage was produced by bis Victim while being scalped. Softer Material. Fweddy (at tho hat store)—Hadn’t you bottah measure my head with tho—aw —machine, you know—I forgot what you call it. Hatter—Tho conformatour? ’’Yes, and make a hat, you know, just to fit tho shape of me head, you know.” "It won't bo necessary to make a hat to order. Y'our head will soon shspe itself to fit any No. in this box.’’— Chicago Tribune. —Experience has shown that an elec tric stroet-car can be comfortably heat ed by tho expenditure of one-horse power of electrical energy. The elec trical heaters do not reduce the seating capacity of tho car, which is kept clear of coal dust and cinders. —Miss Cashloy—‘‘You have dropped your handkerchief on the floor, Mr. Van Dudekin.” Van Dudekin (preparing to get on his knees)—‘‘I did it with a pur pose, dear Miss Cashly—er—Edith, 1 love you; will you bo my wife?”—Puck. The Peril* of Youth. How few have any material sympathy for youth at that period when ‘‘Standing with reluctant feet Where the brook and river meet," They are urged forward by Nature's stern decree to assume the powers and duties of manhood and womanhood. And yet this is the most critical point in the voyage of hu man life. Then it is that the danger of a shattered nervous system reaches its crisis and ignorance seizes its opportunity to plant the seed of future ill health and misery. Then it is the quack secures his victim and his purse. This is the occasion when the hand of experience should take the hand of inexperience and guide its feet to the solid rock upon the farther shore. At the ap proach of puberty and during the lirst years of this new order of being, there are weak ening tendencies that should be guarded against. A medicine that has the power to strengthen ttio various parts of the body and to regulate and give control to its vari ous functions is essential at frequent inter vals. Such n medicine lias the eminent Dr. John Bull, of Louisville, Ky . given to the world. It is known as Dr. Bull's Sarsapa rilla. Don’t fall into ttie hands of quacks, but demand this remedy of your druggist. Take no other It is exactly what is needed and will carry you safely through to strength and robust health. Kvery mother owus the best boy—the worst boy belongs next door every time.— Texas Sittings. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole sys tem when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you can derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O , contains no mer cury, and is taken internally and acts di rectly upon the blcod and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure and get the genuine. It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney tk Co. Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle. There is ono thing a woman can never do— she can’t make a man tell her where he has been.—Atchison Globe. By Steamer, Train or Boat? Which of these have you selected as a means of travel! No matter. Whichever it is, recollect that for sea sickness, disor ders of the stomach, liver and bowels, en gendered by rough locomotion and had food or water, and for malarial troubles, Hos tetter's Stomach Bitters is the most useful specific you can tako with you. It is inval uable aiso for rheumatism, kidney com plaint and nervous trouble. After all, the only way to profit by the experience of others end avoid their trou bles is to die young.—Atchison Globa Common sense teaches us that a thorn or splinter in the flesh must be removed be fore the part can heal. Malaria in tho sys tem must be destroyed before health can return. Sliallcnbergcr’s Antidote for Ma laria does this and health returns immedi ately. There i3 no other known Antidote. Sold by druggists, or sent by mail for one dollar. A. T. Shallcuberger & Co., Roches ter, Pa. __ There’s a new newspaper in Kansas called Ham and Kggs. It should never ap lH-ar oftexcr than onco a week. Pub lished every Fried day probably. A cheat mistake perhaps was made when Dr. Sherman named his great remedy Prick ly Ash Bitters; but it is presumed that at that time all remedies for the blood, etc., were called Bitters. Had he called it Prick le Ash “Regulator,” “Curative,” or almost anything but Bidet*, it undoubtedly would have superseded all other preparations of similar character. The name Bitters is mis leading; it is purely a medicine, and cannot be used as a beverage. So i ono as history repeats Itself the school boy need not commit it to memory.— N. O. Picayune. I have been an invalid since my sixteenth rear, until five months ago. I began a use of L>r. Bull's Sarsaparilla. Now at the ago of twenty-three I feel myself, for the first time in my life, a man filled with health and ambition. I want you to publish this, al though 1 do not sign my true name.—James Smith, Lexington, Ky. We bclievo it has never been decided whether railroads can grant a re bate to lisbing excursionists. — Washington Hatchet. All disorders caused by a bilious state of the sy stem can be cured by using Carter s Little Liver Pills. No pain, griping or dis comfort attending their use. Try them. TnEur. is a strong resemblance between the friend who pats you on the back in a quarrel and the man who says “Sick’em” to a dog in a light.—Atchison Globe. About the lirst thing Unit strikes the man who runs away is the scarcity of places to run to.—Atchison Globo. THE MARKETS. New Yoax, Sept 27, 1811. CATTLE—Native Sieers.8 3 15 a 4 91 COT'IOX—Middling. ® H'5i KLoUlt—Winter Wheat. 3 35 ® C uo WHEAT—No. 2 lied. 1 0071 t 1 0 M COUN—No. 2. 55Vi d .'6 oats—Western Mixed. 4l a 46Vi I'OKK—Mess. . H 39 ® 12 5J ST. LOU13. COTTON—Middling. a 10 IIEEVES—Export Steers. 4 75 ® 5 00 Shipping. 3 75 « 4 <0 HOGS—Coiinuoii to Select.... 4 oo a 4*10 S1IHK 1— Pair to Choice . 3 71 ® SOI ELOCK—Patents. 5 00 ® 5 11 XXX to Choice. 3 oo ® 3 75 WHEAT—No. i Red Winter.. 97U<4 9711 CORN—No. 2 Mixed. 47V*« 475s OATS—No. .. 37Vi » 39 RYK—No. 2. 58Vj<* 59‘ j TOBACCO—Lugs (Missouri).. 2 oo ® 9 00 Leaf, Burley. 3 15 a 9 00 II AY—Clear Timothy. 10 51 a 14 01 BITITER—Choice Dairy. 14 a IS EGGS—Fresh. !3 IS POBK—Standard Mess. a 10 2o BACON—Clear Rib. S a SVt LAU11—Prime Steam. . a 57S WOOL—Choice Tub. a 35 umvAvn/. CATTLE—Shipping. * 25 a 5 SO HOGS—Good lo Choice. 4 03 ® 4 6') SHEEP—Good to Choice. 3 50 a 5 00 FLOUB—Winter Patents- 4 85 a 5 6) Spring Patents ... . 5 20 a 5 5i WHEAT—No. 2 Spring. 9544a 96% COHN—No. 2. <3 « OATS—No. 2 White.. 38 a 38% roKK—Standard Moss.. a 9 50 KANSAS CITY. CATTLE—Shipping Steers... *10 a 4 60 HOGS- Sales at . 3 9) a 4 30 WHEAT—No. 2 Bed..' 94 a 94‘i OATS—No. 2. .-. 35 a 3544 OOBN—No. 2. 45% 3 46 NEW ORLEANS. FLOUB—High Grade. 4 73 a 5 45 CORN—Wliite. . 60 a 61 OAT8—Choice Western. a 47 HAY—Choice. 15 50 9 16 50 PORK-New Mess. « 10 75 BACON—1Clear Rib. 644 3 6% COTTON—Middling. a 9% LOUISVILLE. WHEAT—No. 2 Bed. .... a 98 COBN-No. 2 Mixed. a 52 OATS-No. 2 Mixed. 33 a :-9*A PORK—Mess. 10 75 a 11 25 BACON—Clear Eih. 66% coiaoN-Miuauojc....... m. % 10% • Kntltlsd to tho Best. All are entitled to the best that their money will buy. so every family should have at onoe, a bottle of the best family remedy, Syrup of Figs, to clean so the system when costive or bilious For sale In 50c and 11.00 bottles by all leading druggists. Tnr. man who proposed ut five o’clock In the morning did tho business in dew time. —Boston Gazette. Deuats are dangerous. Don't wait for your child to have an epileptic fit Kill at once tho worms that are making her fool so poorly by giving Dr. Bull's Worm De stroyers. Ltiso mav bo wicked, but nobody Is go ing to sit up all night if it is —Binghamton Lead''" _ For twenty five cents you ran get Carter’s Little Liver Pills-the best liver regulator in the world. Don’t forget this. One pill u dose. A mx manufacturer advertised on the label: -You take the pills; we do the rest —West Shore. _ Cure your cough with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pike’s Toothache Drops Curo in one minute. Yoc can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can buy a new dog —Terre Haute Express. __ Bronchitis is cured by frenur<#,t small doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption. Mant fine dinners aro served In a coarse way. There are some patent med icines that are more marvel lous than a dozen doctors’ prescriptions, but they’re not those that profess to cure everything. Everybody, now and them feels “ run down,” “ played out.” They’ve the will, but no power to generate vitality. They’re not sick enough to call a doctor, but just too sick to be well. That’s where the right kind of a patent medicine comes in, and does for a dollar what the doctor wouldn't do for less than five or ten. We put in our claim for Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. We claim it to be an un elqualed remedy to purify the blood and invigorate the liver. We claim it to be lasting in its effects, creating an appetite, purifying the blood, and preventing Bilious, Typhoid and Malarial fevers if taken in time. The time to take it is when you first feel the signs of weariness and weakness. The time to take it, on general principles, is NGW.__ TEN POUNDS i » I TWO WEEKS | THINK OF IT!! ; As a Flesh Producer there can be : ( no question but that J j Of Lime and Soda ' is without a rival. Many have ‘ ! gained a pound a day by the uso ( J of it. It cure3 j CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA. BRONCHITIS, COUGHS AND i J COLDS, AND ALL FORMS OF WASTING DIS- j 5 EASES. AS PALATABLE AS M1I.K. j ! lie sure you yet the genuine at there are ! J poor imitations. j From bad sewerage or undrained swamps deranges the liver and un dermines the system, creates blood diseasesand eruptions, preceded by headache, biliousness and consti pation which can most effectually be cured by the use of the genuine DR. C. McLANE’S GMTED LIVER PIUS, Price, 25 Cents. Sold by all druggists, and prepared only by Fleming Brothers, Pittsburgh, Pa. Get the genuine; counterfeits are made in St. Louis. LIFE’S HISTORY; Its Smiles and Tears, Such Is tho course of life, made up of sunshine and gloom, glad ness and sorrow, riches and poverty, health and disease. We may dispel the gloom, ban ish the sorrow and gain riches; but sicknese Will overtake us, sooner or later. Yet, hap pily, that enemy can l)o vanquished; pains and aches can be rel'cved; there Is a balm for every wound, and science has placed it Within the reach of all. There is no discov ery that has proven so great a blessing as Dr. Tutt's Diver Fills. In malarial regions. Where Fever and Ague, Bilious Diseases and ailments incident to a deranged liver prevail, they ha^e proven an inestimable boon, as m hundred thousand living witnesses testify. Tutt’s Liver Pills SURE ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA. Price, 25c. Office, 39 & 41 Park Place, N. Y. WAT STRONG, liM H.l. Wml, M EM PMII, TC VK. .tW SPECIAL ATTENTION TO COLLECTING ANT MATTER* PERTAINING TO REAL UTATE. •rlUU TRIE rilUiM, U. |«— If you want to UltfC UAUCV writ* u» forclrcu larssnd terms mHltfc mUIVkl on thekiw work, BEAUTIFUL 6EMS. fu'SMSMtf SS'iS colors. R*i*>rt» run sn high 80 par week. Ad dress NATIONAL PUBLISHING CO.. St. Louis. Mo. D ATCMTG 53£TKS?M22 rA I cn I owbs&xh ITHMIIUirtfUmilHf.nl. IOWOKLY w* I 1 ■"bitters -srssr rsr£&. I Srs-sf-sssaL'S . a^rnggaag.** ERSE, etc-. *r* .ITiisture »« thrw»"« ,hina i» don* t° ■»*“*"?* the Inaction SB.'X?££~™■*— “ HcWl IgJBS! 1 1 „ ,ct. ^iVr.ndbY itamndandoathorfta and «lDySff lenle «-»W» eBoet and «®n*r* jound.haalthy cond tlon, tha»»or«,n*1l2iea*e» arlalng »fomth«* 1 andcurasall^ES THE BLOOO tonoa cause*- I* BU . .••tort* portoot health up th* system, and'r s«o ^ >jh te It yeur druggist . 2 ltimp |«r cepy ot mS**}S£t &£* published hy« TBSSgssn. j goiarroprietore, »*• - I have a CAB? When you are addressed as above, your first im pulse is to lock at the driver. If the day be stormy and t'-s driver is a wise man, you will find that he wears a “ Fish Brand Slicker," and be will tell you that he is as comfortable on the box as his passen ger in the cab, and that for his business this coal is invaluable. When you get once inside a " Fish Brind Slicker,” there a r.o such thing as weather for you. It doesn't make the smallest difference whether it rains, hails, sleets, snows, or blows. You are absolutc’y and solidly comfortable. Get one at once. No danger of your not liking it after wards. Itisn was'e of money to buy ary other waterproof coat- They are worthless after a few weeks of hard usage. Beware of srorthless im itations, every garment stamped with the “ Fish Brand ” Trade Mark. Don’t accent any inferior coat when you can have the ” Fish Brand Slicker delivered without extra cost. Particulars snd illustrated catalogue free. A. J. TOWER, - Boston, Mass. FliVD T1ITD Latest Styles -IN L’Art De La Mode. 7 COLO IIKD FLATUS. ALL THE LlTKKT r«EIS AMD SBW YOKE FASHION*. {Ty* Or-1«r Uof y**nr Nf.i-Jesltr or •ei. * 85 cent* for Burner lo IV. 3IOIISK. Puhll.her. 8 l a.t link e>L,.Ncw V.rlu CLUtshoIs SHADEROLLERs) Be«are of Imitations. NOTICE o» AUTOGRAPH LABEL - i*T> OCT HE GENUINE ^HARTSHORHt A NEW BOOK FROM COVER TO COVER . rUUt A1KIAST WlTHTHl TIKI. ’ * / WEBSTER’S \ l INTERNATIONAL I \ DICTIONARY J of the undersigned, Is now Thorough l» r/ vlsod and Kn Urged, and bears the name of Webstar’* International Dictionary Editorial work upon this reriaion has beVn|B progress for orer 10 Years. Not less then One Hundred paid editorial laborers hare been engaged upon It. Orer (300,000 espended in its preparation before the first copy was printed. Critical comparison with any othsr Lictionarr Is inrtted. GKT THK SECT. ^ O. 4 C. MEItRIAM 4 CO*, Publishers, Springfield, Mass. C. 8. A. Sold by all Booksellers. Illustrated pamphletfree. Important new discovery;" “VASELINE” the best on in for a Toilet Soap 0 UHl Ever Made. A perfectly pure and neutral soap comblnlns the EMOLLIENT and HEALING! properties ol VASELINE. If your drv -»ist does not keep it. FORWARD 10 CENTS IH STAMPS, and weWILl ■——■——— SEND a Full SIZED CAKE BY MAIL, POSTAGE PAID. CHESEBROUGH MANUFACTURING C0„ 24 8tate Street, NEW YORK. ST’KAMI THIS rArSfl Man t.M yoo wrttn. GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878." W. BAKER & CO.’S it i> soluble. i No Chemicals WL are used in its preparation. It has H mors than three timet tht strength of 1U Cocoa mixed with Starch, Arrow root W or Sugar, and is therefore far more fl economical, costing less than one cent II a cvp. It is delicious, nourishing, l.tstrengthening. Easily Digested, Jh ar.tl admirably adapted for invalids jgl as well aa for persona in health. Sold by Cirooer» everywhere* W. BAKER & CO.* Dorchester* Mass. IT I* I RE1> hr CHIU DKEN'H i ll I I.DUF..V Tbouxauda of youug ta«a ao4 wonii-n In the f. H. A.ows thetr iiTca and their health tag fhair happineaa to Sldga'a Pond their dal It di*t In lufanry and Childhood havingbeeg ____J k»dge» KikhI. Rjr Prugglita. \ri* lilt LlinilG KlMIfi m 35 cnuuD. WlMlLKICII A 1.1. ColJT1U1LH. At CO., Palmer. Mnaa. ilOILKR*. *n AFTINO, Pulley*. Mram Pump a, In pli alnri, a tc. Pinnta _ _ tlou. HI III land Nienmhoal Archlfe< turaal I If ON WORK. CHICKASAW Cil^OyCC IRONWORKS. gNtllNtOi 4011 If K. RAVDI.I. C’O., Menpbli, 'I «■■• PENSIONS010 CL*""S $ bllUIUIlW rndrr SEW I AW. Soldiers, Wtuows, Parents send for BI.ANK Af* PLICATIONS ANI» IN PolIM ATIO N. PATRICK. O’FARKEM., Pension Agent. Washington, DC. Hr.fAMB THIS PAPER awry tima you writ* S75.22to$250.22 working for ns. Persons pre* terred who can furnts.i a horse ami giro their whole tune to the huaiuess. Spare moments may tie profitably employed also. A few Taeancles in towns andoitlM, B. F. JOHNSON A CO., lOOV Main 8t., Richmond, Va. •yNAMI IU1S PAPER awry that yon writ#. every WATERPROOF COLLAR or CUFF p— THAT CAN BE RELIED ON BE UP ixrot to Split 2 th/mark 3NTQt to Dlsoolqrj I - BEARS THIS MARK. NEEDS NO LAUNDERINO. CAN BS WIPED CLEAN IN A MOMENT. THE ONLY LINEN-LINED WATERPROOF COLLAR IN THE MARKET. _ RELIEVES INSTAnTf^BCiisI KLY BKOTUKK3, M Warren 8t, New York. Price 50 cttWK—S^~3LS-i Love and Bald Head*. Baldheadoduess does not impair a man's valno in the ordinary affairs of lifs. He can buy or sell, Insure, run a bank or accept an office, with not enough hair on his head to make a first class eyebrow; but when it comes to making love to a girl it is very much in the way. DO NOT DESPAIR. LOUISIANA CREOLE Hair Restorer Will soon give growth with youthful color. Ask your druggist or send MANSFIELD DRUG CO., Memphis, One Dollar and get a trial bottle by express, charges prepaid. DR. BEAUREGARD S TONIC and NERVINE The Great French Specific pot one®, Sterility, Lots of Memory, Epilepsy and all I Diseases of tbo Nervous System. Price II per box; six ; \\ox^ot9^ , A* KENKldKT JL ©•., Wholesale and i Retail Druggists, Southern A rents. MEMPHIS, TENIV. m-H AMI THIS PAPER *v*rT A ROBBER OR THIEF Is better than the lying scale agent who tails you 1 as gospel truth that the Jones’ $60.5 Ton Wagon Scale to not a standard scale, and equal to aoy made* . For free book utd price list, address I i Jones o( Binghamton, Binghamton, LI, j DR. OVERALL HAS MOVED HIS NERVOUS INFIRMARY modias buildinj #94210ITH COUHTST. ralua. Electric Baths. Massage, etc. PoparatoaP ments for men amt women. tVrl e for partita eVHeJIB Tula rerBB.my Cu. ym.n*. _ MCCni ETC fForallFetrlnir Mockin'* ntcDLEOi 8T*NiiA.tu<;tn>i,s,1’r-T OUIIWI I" O ! The Trade *uppll«“ SHUTTLES, i rtend for wholesale pre* ■mmmm m m asn ' I lint. Bl.ELOi’K M V '• * •? REPAIRS. (.*» Loouat at. BtXouia,M« ■V.SAJSa TSUI Peril ml iiu.ym.ntt. _ MM |M 111MM AND WHIHIY HABIT* onini^^ ROTH AMI THIS PAM* (try jsu vn* _ YOUR FEETliiil sealed. .'A' Pamphl t Free. Sample packag* „ dime. THE PKBINK CO., *»* Broadway, «• aw-.ieui mia reran ««y t™ ym >m. . ™§RS KHO-TULU turners to tbolr stores. 5 Ctnts Package* A8THMA-^?r^^r?^"J •Mm. trill mall tii,l llUntU i.du> FDEE iolu\s irothkis hnuiio. sT i.oH., no. r ■»•■■■ •arnaua tuis reran „«y my. mua. _ MALARIAS^ VHAMI THU rA)'U..«« ks< b'M. ll’KALETAN F KM ALE COLUfiL ““rtf’pHS Session begins Oct. 1. Appljr la W.cTBssa.O L> “re* •TNAMl THIS riflK ...rj tin. ,Mt wr.U. A. N. K.EV 1311-_ WIIES tt ICIT1NG TO AKVKKlie» I'lf 'J" .tale that ye. aatr Ike Adtcrdaewiat l* l*“ T • VMS