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A MATTER OF BUSINES8. A cla seasu am Itml a RLe. wer i hF. .oms .o me Umpes. We were staging from Anton Chico to Sinte Fe. i.and there were six paeme gem all iwen. Every man was armed, and one mihnit safely judge that every one would lighIt if driven to it. One of the passengers was a man from Rhode Island, who said his name was Hast hm and after we were fairly started •eentlemlen. I have a proposition to make. If you accept it I hope it will be to your benefit. If you do not, then no harm has been done. We are uite likely to meet with a road agent efore we get through. If so, how many of you will fightt" This was puttin it pretty broad, but seeng that no disrespet was meant, one of the passengerslooked over the wowd and replied: "I think every man can be depended ea." "Yem. you think so, but when the pinch come the case will be difer eat I've been through the mill, and I've men a man with two revolver go right down into his boots and submit to ( kicked." "What is your propositiour' "Well, I'm about dead broke. I want to engage to defend this crowd for 10 per cent. of the money it is ear P'How do you meanr' "Why. it ppd, I'll agree to kill or run of the ch who does it. I Ido you pay me 10 per cent. If I don't you pay me nothing. I'll leave it to each man to size up his pile." "You must think yourself a very brave and smart man, remarked one of the others. "Oh. no, I'm not at all stuck on my self. This is a matter of business. I guarantee to do taius and so. I want you to do the sam--." We chaffed hin for a while, but see in ho'w good na' ured he was, finally areed that if we were stopped and he d or drove the robber off we'd come down with the per cent. de manded. Stag a had been robbed on that route, but we had no fear, and it had edhe alon, to 5 o'clock p. m., sad we were about to cross a creek run ning throup. a chaparral when a voice cried "Halt!" and the driver pulled u . " ! but heo's the agent!" eh uHald Hastings, who had been dos ing for an hour. "Remmber the terms, gentlemnen-O per cent. if I mavu r boodle!" 'Throw down your gun !" shouted the voice, and we bheard the driver •ow get down and unhitch your hors. from the stage!" The driver was swingu hmsell down when Harsti - the right had doormand jpe out, revolver i hand. Astougha lookingchapas you ever saw stood at the hores' s, a double basled eoua i hishad, and he ylhdat atinp as e aw him dt latter fell on hibaeaad kaese mrps swiftly un dr the vehicle, used o- of the wheel bhres to eover him, and while the robber was pearlig about to loosate hm, sad at the ase tie warming a not to ave the omash, the Cal sist mma es up and seat a bullet lub thadb the fellow's head. He a forward A ish his work, but the roer was asu dead as a herring m Oid, as wo e s in out of the Mage, "and whmever find on the bod_ is mirn." iot two volvers, ashotgun, two gold dwates and 170 in money, ud we paid him about $00 more. We felt at enough, too, I can aure you, as we had been given no show. Hastings stripped the body, dragged it out of the road, and took his place in the coach with the remark; "Hope you gents are perfectly ist isfied with my work, and if you want to contract for miy services tie rest of the way, 1I11 put em in at 5 per cent., which is an extremely low rate."--New York Sun. Wemas Hlar Imbeded Si a Tee. While workmen were engaged in felling a huge old hickory tree on the oprty of Mrs. J. I. Ogden, is rinield, Pa., they came upon a lock of hair deeply imbedded In it trunk. An auger hole had been bored into the heart of the gigantic hickory sand tie curly lock placed therein. The hole had then been plugged up. This stranige iad is considered a relie of su perstitiol. Old residents take it to he the last remnant of one of "Black Jake's" spells, who employed this cu rious n-riedv to cure ths. The oldne gro lived in Darby about seventy yeas ago, and his numerous queer whims have been often told. A series of poems by Halliday Jackson some years ago pictured his mysterious healings. -Washington Star. Sentiment and poetry are good in their place, but the best of thing are sometines misapplied. Good rhetorio may he very pour history. I"Wher, did George Washington lre, after he retired from public lifef asked the teacher. No one uwmned to know. "Was it at Washington or Mount Vernon f" suggested she. Still there was no realy. "Comne children," she insisted, "'ms of you must knowr." "I know, eacher.I" piped up the sacholar. "H ve.d in theo *l be m" ~ o hi.o erd'oNwrm--arprm ibople.vsm was dr In o ee A Gea Sat Ata. The Joss who lives in 16 Molt street, New York, isa fine looking fellow,with a mustache and chin whiskers like bunches of horse hair. Ri, people, once every week, supply the table in front of the shrine where lie hang with all the delicacies of the season. Until two ImoIths ago JOs was sup ipoed to stay his appetite by inhaling the aroma of the feast and the smoke of the incense. Every 4unday the stale vi.'mls were relplaced with fresh food. One Sunday when the attendant ex amined the table he found that half of the rost pig had been devourjd. He almost fell on the floor with surpriase and fright, lie looked out of the cor ner of one of his eyes at Jose, half ex pecting towre him move; but no: even a blink of Jose's slant eyes was notice able. The food was there for Joss, and he had a right to eat it if he wanted. But such a thing had never been heard of before. Week after week the food dis appeared and the attendant went around among his friends and told them the marvel. The new mayor and high priest of Joas determined to make an iavestiga tion. Accompanied by his secretary and the whole Chinese police deput ment, composed of one man, FooYeh, be went to the temple. He searehed all the nooks and crannies of the shrine. One or two roadies ran over the carved gilt work, and a big gray whiskered rat fled across the floor and struggled through a hole in the cor ner. As the mayor turned around he saw sticking out from under the satin robe that covens the sacrificial table a human foot. "Ai ya," lie shouted, pointing at the row of toe. "To Ia loo l gay yai, vah," or words to that effect. The po lice and .ecretary came up. and in an instant the curtain was withdrawn. Under the table lay a wretched, rag ged heathen asleep, and by his side was the half eaten ham of a rost pig. "What you do heref" asked Jew Shing Pon, the mayor, waking him up. C'ome, go out of here." "My go out t My belong allee samee one pLecee Jos. What for my gooutl" His name was Ah Jim. and heshow. ed fight. It was evident that he was demented. A policeman was sent for and Ah Jim was arrated.--New York Sun. For mreally gentle, girlish grace and refinement would you be apt to look in the neighborhoo o the notoriously u and tough Five Points. Hardly. Yethee' is a curiously contrdictor cas. A profsional gambler, and ward politician, a man of iniooece" in that quarter had a pretty daugehtr. he was lihtcaI1 reae in th. alums, and, lthough he ent away for du cation, her social connections were w-ith pople congenial to her repr. b le sl re .A yesr ago she tmad her debut a an actres. Her father had lor been a butt for printed ridi cue,, and. *en she was annuopeed to at at a Bowery theatre matinee, fun was anticipated. But she acquittedl herself so respectably that nobody isr at her, and the affair was not by the pre Well, I went last night to see a beautiful and elab orate productionl of Shakespearian comedy In a fashionable Broadway theatre and there wasthe Five Points girl enacting a dainty and dilofficult character in the nise, neatest man ne imaginable. Every word that she uttered and every movement that she made was an expression of ideal gen tility. She was just the sort of girl of whom you would say, in case you believed any of the nonsense about high born astheticism, here is a daugh ter of well bred generations.-Yiss Iookabout's New York Letter in Bos ton Herald. Iui.ee.mert em 1.eremry. Some very iuterentiug dimroveries have lately beeni made on the planet mercury by t~ehL wrlli, the great Italian astronomer. Much remarkably acute eyesight has this man that he is able to discover spots on the planet where other astronomers se only a blank surface. By watching and studying these spots during a period of several years. Schiaparelli was able to determine the ime of rotation of the planet on its axis and the angle which its equator makes with the plane of its orbit. Schroeter a hundred ears ago noticed a blunting of the horns of the planet when crescent, and from these observations Herchel computed that the planet revolved once in twenty-four hours. Schiaparelli's ob servations show this to be entirely wrong for lie observed the spots re peatedly on the same day without see ing any signs of rotation. However. from day to day he noticed a slight change in the position of the spots, and inally found that the planet sre volvedal on its axis in the same time that it rotated around the sun, i. e., in about eighty-eight days. It, there fore. always turns the mine surface toward the sun, just as our moon does toward the earth.-New York Comrn mercial Advertiser. U.w to rJq Winter falb. Probably nothing is .o neglected during wiater tine as bathing. There is a natural dislike to bathing when one gets chilled afterward. Ths could be avoided, writee a doctor in The London Lnacet, if bathrooms were heaed all the time, not ust when one wuas to bathe, but coutinually due gth day and evening. The trouble tnlg a ba. T hebathsoom wshod be heated very warm, not amwly enoegh to talm tU "ehll oil the h,"e ut enough to ent thea b er~ - eetd a chill alr hs bath, sad to him to lathe without hury. DmUg O Is Iems d. "Is Shooland," said a whob e a eadve of the laid hathar m'Y are ma who ido aw who ofrsw a I sma frutls aere bein 4 RINGER ON HIM. A VIr.tty lrt.h Yarm f Old TImes e th. Orsat laes. "Talking of life preervers," asid the truthful mariner. as he knocked the ashes out of his pip. "you reumember the old steamer lRoustalbout that used to run from Buffalo to Chicago? I war mate on her the year before she was lost. We were about sixty miles out of C'hicag, when Mike Inna gan, who was doing something on the mast fell, struck his head on the roof of the cabin. and bounced clean out into the lake. Well, the captain he see himn full, and he stopped and back ed that old Roustabout quickr'n you could say 'Scat:' Mike went down like a plummet for he was knocked insensible, and I know'd there was no use to heave a life preserver for him, so I just hurried up the boys in getting the boat down, although I didn't ex pect it 'ud do much goodL We had Jim King on board. Pasenger from Chi cago. You remember Jim Kingddon't you?" "Can't sy that I do," remarked a bystander. "Well, Jim was the champion quolt thrower in those days. He's dead now, poor fellow, but Jim was a hoer on throwing quoit. I tell you quoits were a great game in them days. Every village had a quoit club and the boys on the farms used to throw bhou shoes. It was something like bass beall in these times, although I never could -ee as much fun in baseball as I could in a good game of quoits." "Oh, come off!" cried the impatient listener. "What did Jim do, or did he do anything? Did the man drownt" "Now, don't be fly. Who's tellin' this yarn f" "Well, you don t seem to be." "Go omn! (o o,.!" said the crowd. "Well, you know, in quoits a 'ringer' war when you put the quoit around the stake. It counted double. Well, Jim he picks up the round life preserver-it's like a greit big quoit, you know-and as thie cap'nI came run ning aft. Jim sings out: 'Cap'n, I'll bet you $5 I'll make a ringer on that man if he comes up within the length of this line.' " 'Bet you 100 you can't,' mid the " Take you,' sid Jim, and just at thet mini up bobs Mike' head about sixty feet astern. Jim threw it, sad I'll be durned if that life pressrvne didn't go plump over on Mies head clear down on his shoulders, and thes it stuck. We got down a boat and when we got to ik he hadn't come to yet, and didn't for some time after. Be'd been a goner if it hadn't bin for that ringer, although it took the skin of. his nose." "Didthe captaln por the wol" "Payitt You jet blt hedid. Aad Jim headed it overto Mi, sad Mike blew it all In when we got t Detrt"-New York Diqpateb. Ihe "Weuv Wmhelr.m. At * o'lok yeserday morning the asholas, were poUri into the Co tap Gvrove ool, w'loh is losated n Thirty-a treetne Ooling Grove avenue. Just the band at the even hour thes eame the hanging of gons in the streSt An arm off Ssa be en turned in and the bho eart, engine and marshal's wagon tore by theschool house. The tide turned. The scholars who were going in swung aouud and startud on a run after the firs pparatus. Teach er rushed to the windows and called a halt, but in vain. Nothing could stem the tide. The principal rushed out to the door and wielded the big bell vig orously, but evidently he was not in it. as he received no attention. Every one was on the run in the wake of the firemen. It was a false alarn, as it usually is inl that neighborhood, and, after seeing the boysin blue rake down their tires the scholars strolled beck to the chlool house. There were too many delinquents to discipline and they took their 'wats without a word of correction. At recess the larret one in the school yard was the boy who had talked toea friend on the hose cart. "That was my friend. Jerry Quinn," he said, loftily; and has friends envied him greatly.--Chicago Herald. Scaly Skin Dismses. Psrla yearn c yswl bee. hom, sad eUmn Y mit wbMc m riim rodR. biemiwLhNleg. EmS' .3 gae.d Opeet beede.1 dallas. Puemeeaoad Ismesereb.. hind CuUin.srO dbrs. Cured - utu oirevuau boa M. ~Ii maemt m y ""e. 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