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Highcst of all i Lcavening Power.-Latct U. S. Giov't Ku port. kYPowder AM~ZW ar NOTALLARE LIKE HIM THE BRITISH CAD ABROAD I8 A DIS AGREEABLE PERSON. A Pllow eermaOs Desasrbee the api easm-A Caesure That eatifests ii.s Cestemps of everythIug eoreign on S.w ay Pssible Oeeasion. There is noting of which, as an Eng iahman who has spent much of his life is foreign Lands. 1 am more heartily ashamed than the Britiuh cad on his travels, and I would like to take this op portunity to warn such readers as may not have had occasion to visit Europe I that my countrymen are not all built on the same lines as our traveling cad. and' that the latter must not under any cir cumstances be regarded in the light of a typical Briton. Generally speaking. the traveling cad belongs to the middle classes, although I am forced to admit that I have muet qui*e a number if his kind wh:o hIer namt s that figure in tue pages 0f u:rke. '- I manifestations of his calddishness are ponmpted in a great menare by patriot ism of an ae:gressive anut offeus:;ve type. which invdlve- cr.1rempr f r ,.verythin, that does not happen to be !:ngiisa In no other country f tl:: world. save perhaps in China htav. I tound such an andisaqcuies.d ovle rp' f. - the for i:otar as in Engkand. th people there are trmly conVinced rt it everything alien is necessarily bad: :tiat foreign opinion is not wor h corsidelring, nr I t at wol no obligation to ob-er'. the convention al rules of life which govern their inter cours, with their fellow countrymen The result of all this is that no people are more justly abhorred abroad than the ordinary Briton on his travels, and even the well bred Englishman seek-, by every means in his power to get out of the way of this greatest of all abomina tions. the to- ra: ,..d From the very moment that he leaves England and sets foot on a foreign shore the cad aplarently casts to the winds all sense of decency and consid eration for the feelings of those with whom he is bronght in contact. Eng lishmen, and. I may add, English women, of the cad species do not seem to have the slightest consideration for their sur roundings when abroad in the matter of dress; their one delight would appear to be to endeavor to offend the susceptibilities of the foreigners with whom they are brought in contact either by the inade quacy or else by the exaggerated and equally inappropriate magnificence of their attire. Another form of caddishness on the part of the traveling Briton is the bru tslity and unvarnished character of his criticism of everything and everybody that he sees after leaving home. Indeed one is often tempted to ask why he should have quitted Ais native shores. seeing that he is so determined to find everything bad and abhorrent that is idicules the accent, the appearance, the manners and the dlreeiof all those whom be encounters abroad not quietly andI .aobtrusively. but in the most offensive 1 and public way. without the slightest ie of concealment. If he meets ani American. he is quite as ready as not to inform him that he speaks English with a nasal twang, totally oblivious of his own vulgar cockney accent, while to the German he wiU expatiate on the alleged lack of cleanliness of the Teutonic race. To the Frenchman he will address what he considers to be delicate banter on the traditional fondness of the Gallic race for frogs and snails. As for removing his hat when some re ligions or funeral procession passes through the street of acontinental town, he would cc' ,rn toe idea. I have met the British cad trav"!ing in India, where lie distinguishes humself by refusing to con form with the local prejudices and cus toms of the highly civilized natives, whom he amiably refers to, even to their faces. as "niggers," and in Japan. where he does not hesitate to tramp with his muddy boots over the dainty mats on which the natives both s:!ep and eat. I have known one of them to chieerfully volunteer to a high bred and cocrteon Japanese nobleman who in an ill airi],.i moment had been induced to entertalr im the information that he wa "a' tounded by the lack of morality and pr . priety" of the women of the Land of ti.e Rising Sun There is nothing that I should like ,. much as for some clever New York i. porter to get hold of one of these trayv , ing British cads on his way home, and tt. draw him. The mere r-cord of the it. terview would furnish a far mnore gralih: illmtration a~d portrayal of the crest ;i than anything that I couuil write. 7T.,. worst of the matter is that travel dclr at seem to in any way improve the , agre. He starts out fromn home with t· seoomceived determination of find ag everything foreine beasstly' -1 use bb own favorite expression Looktg at everything in a jaundced aut ple, u dicad manner he goes bace iuWre cut. vinced than ev-r that ierythiint that he . sen ,out of E.gland is "beas.ly." at, opinion winch n dues` nut sasitat t, ap.;e.e" every wter. and on every oct.. ai= Jin e Ltut turcline .maner u"r ih h. Gctitreii tueretrou, ? v.' . ,,.,.,tE " ...1 : . ,l.u lr int+,<.+-,, Wh.illel ++ on , hLw " , ... Pet- (ti tale ewu;L ritr, air. esitiAi.k will probably constitute a theme of ridi cole and will be subjected not to por trayal, but to coarse and vulgar carica tore for the merriment of the friends of the Br.ish travehlng cad.-New York Tribune Egypt's sacred ier. The ibia. the sacred bird of Egypt. is not peculiar to that country, butits founa in considerable numbers in the south, in Florida especially. In St. Augustine and other coast towns it is no unusual thing to see an ibis perched on the ridge pole of a house or satable or stalking solemnly Sabout a yard. for the bird iseasilytamed and seems to oe fond of human comE puny. -St. Louis .epublic. a. Called Men Millliners Against tailor cut dresses draped by women we ent .r no kind of caveat, yet it would seem in t;, i high.et degree de :r..' I. t.i:xt the do ; :r:i ent of millinery " should not be invah.,ld by men. The ad vocates of fenmale labor contend, it is i true. t'at men su!ier from an incurable incalp:ity to b,:ill io,nnts. Comnoer I cially they may be practically "man i milliners." but technicallyand artistical ly it is only a daughter of Eve who can Scnstrnct that airy, mysterious and al t. et:-er deliightful structlr'. a first rate fashionable bonnet. e An optimist has declared that if a fe n m:.le of fair capacity. good taste ::nd ' approved skill as a needl'- woa.i wi.:. locked up by herself in a t,.p attic witl nuthing on her work taible but all union. a tomato, some bits of colored paper, a few feathers nd sd oe: redl and w.hite tape anld green ferret she would be able in the course of a f:Ew lhurs to construct a most eleg.n' luonnet which, however coarse m textlare it might appear to the eye. would potohgrIapili in a most pictur Sesque and symmetrical aspect, whereas. were the sk:llfulest of male artificers in. trusti v.it'i a inuilar tank and cviti, carte blancthe in the way of silk, velvet. plated straw. rare feathers. beads, jet. spangles and artilicial flowers, lie w-uold not succeed in producing anythin:: bhe yond a ruei. clatmsy and ungainly : .n" Saulacrum of at bonnet. As a maker of hats, equality with if not superiority over the other sex nr:y perhaps Ie cl:ipied for the man. He in vented the lady's hat. he adorned it. he beribboned it. lie plumed it and he hand r- ed it over to Rubens, Vandyke, Gains borough and Reynolds to be perpetuated as a monument of masterly skill and elt gance in their deathless canvases.-Lon Sdon Telegraph. Thi Ballors C.ot Sneiesio. Years ago, when the full rigged man o'-war was '"right in line," the Hartford put into Boston harbor and dropped anchor off the Charlestown navy yard one fine day. The Hartford at thattime was as much an object of wonder and admiration as the gallant New York or Boston is today, and visitors flocked aboard her in great numbers. Her cap tain, an obliging man, made every effort to see that his visitors were well cared for, and personally he showed party aft er party over the ship. At the mess hour it was his habit to take the curious down to the berth deck that they might sme how the sailors ate their meals. That was before they had tables on board the vessels of war. and when the mess cloth was spread on the deck. The sailors did not mind this at first, Sbt after a time it became irksome. They came to the conclusion that their Sprivacy was being interfered with, and so finally they decided to put a stop to it. The next time the captain took a party down to show them his happy family as it paid tribute to the inner man an old salt, the acknowledged leader, reached for a certain bowl. This was the signal, and forthwith a dozen sunburned, brawny arms were stretched forward to ward that self same bowl, and a lively tussle for possession ensued. The cap tain stood aghast. Such unseemly con doct paralyzed him, but before he could recover there was an apparently vicious "scrap" going on. and before hL visitors too This was too much for him, and afterward the sailors partook of their meals uninterrupted.-Boston Globe. uBblimeity on Pike's Peak. One of the eublimes effet's in nature is occasionally seen by those who climb the tall and isolatedl peaks of the Rocky muuntios in Colorado. The dryness of the air and the strong '.*oat of the after noon sun cause a rapid evaporation from thue brooks, springs and snowbanks on the mountain tides, and this moisture, rsing on the warmer air. condenses as it reches the cooler, thinner atmlisphere about the mountain top. The traveler, looking down, sees clouds literally form ing below Iuw and growing thick and black ever. instant. so that as they reached hi- ilevi they roll skyward and in huge masses of vapor coat eclipse the view and bury mim in darkness. Light ning ocoasionaly lass from the clouds. and a mountaim top is a particularly bad place to be in at such a tiue. The stone signal service statimon w. Pike' peak has been bveariy wtl.-ked by lightning more than ,' .- iNeow York Sun. Ike Well ,df roses. Als. calif ..n .s a" :rr wl of l1oaem air. atl,.: got.. ....;r.. runt-s,"+1 : a" o'pth - ;i.5 ft-" . ,cg tor~ p .tv,, teet , ",,'. t r .am.e with nk L.u.. , h ' .u.. 1 st..' a.r f, dsw ý Sv .::·: - ". i : ,:, it I. \ ih it froze:l tit1. , . ill , .': t t,.ir the r iin 1 I. I ontdle I , n,. t, r l well was abmn u, :., .- , ,,. , ,- . , frigl hlasts found vte:t ln,,.:h ti, 4.1 ,, vin, mtade by the drill --P i'" l-.'l ;re :'n ia, Wairtralln "'ay." The w::-'.."' t)u b".A ", lll iititl :m tan. of-war is of till au old as iiltlny of those he serves, but the old fashioned title and form of adllres stick to, him. Wardlroom boys usnally arte colored men or foreign ers. Wh*;, a Itlaytian or Jamaican negro is obtainable. he is regarded as a catch. This is truer still of the Jap. The latter seems to understand by instinct to r member a multitude of details without efort and obey promptly and without quetion.-Philadelphia Ledger. A Sare Treast. "Don't you think Banger's playing as the piano is a rare treat?" "Yes, if you mean it is not well done." -Yale Record. "Six Months in Hades," A truly marvelous tale of to-day. * 1.000 arese N. ovel --IN GREAT SUMMER NUMBER (6) -OF TALES FROM TOWN TOPICS, furat Oust. In a1diitoln to tine prize story of Ils ttpa.ts tiere are wT racy. llslrt .toriles sk.tC. ,P tani tlls a wittirislms frl t the1P adld isslu fIf Town Toplic,. that falnmotls slnd s.lciy New York journal known wherever lngliih is rend. No htak 1puhlishllt tlhis yt5fl will afford sutch ltlleitinl IentertiniII m.nt for hllurs of stlmer Ileiurl- and travel. W'ha1t The ltndelpndtetnt says:--"O.e" atain Nw Yo'rk's fashliluabhe society quarterly vtl-t Tim-. 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