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Events in the Lives of Little Men
* THI HARBIN.TRIBUNK-HKRALD
BRISBANE
THIS WEEK
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The President’* Guess
Headed for the Dole?
Writing for Young People
How We Prepare
A Washington story, more or less
authentic, says: “The President, talk
ing to reporters at Hyde Park, made
guesses on the election results, and
made 16 mistakes." That may be, but
be made no mistake In his guess that
the people of the United States-would
support him and bls policies by an
overwhelming vote, and that was the
guess that really Interested him.. s _
.Mr. Ickes tells Vincent Astor's news
weekly tiiat this nation must face gov
erument payment of cash relief as a
long-lasting institution. Also we must
face that ugly word “dole," so unpleas
ant to proud Americans unemployed,
exquisitely painful to American tax
payers.
About the dole we shall be like the
lady that, "vowing she would ne'er
consent, consented."
The plain, unvarnished dole is ahead
of us.
In his chapter on statesmen in the
"Philosophical Dictionary,” Voltaire
said lie did not write for the states
men of his time, because they were
too busy to listen, lie wrote for young
men that would be statesmen and do
something after his death.
That was a sound prediction. Those
that were young when .he wrote got
rid of kings und laid the foundation
<>r the powerful French republic after
he was dead.
Writing for the young, offering sug
gestions. is a pleasing occupation.
When the suggestions are carried out,
after you die, you cannot be held re
sponsible if they prove to be unsound.
Maj. Gen. Smedley D. Butler, who
commanded the marines, says: “I'll
never again , curry a rltie beyond the
borders of the United States.” Of
tlie 1.606,000 men sent to Europe he
says: “1 did not come across a single
one who knew why he was there."
General Butler Is right. Any flght-
Ing outside of our borders should be
done from the clouds —bombs and poi
son gas dropped by airplanes—and
from below the water with submarines.
Concerning the amusing fashion in
which a country like the United States
manages a great war when it rushes
in unprejMired, General Butler says:
“The war never brought this country
anything. A few insiders-made money.
International Nickel company earned
1,800 |>er cent. The government bought
for use In France $20,000,000 worth of
mosquito nettings, and there wasn’t a
mosquito in France.
“It also bought 35,000,000 pairs of
shoes for 4,000.000 men, and every pair
of shoes would last a year, and It
bought $1,000,000,000 worth of air
planes that wouldn't get off the
ground."
The new prime minister of France,
Flandin, tells the chamber of deputies
that he will keep the franc stable and
France will have no
institutions will win out over all forms
of dictatorship."
The French, most logical nation In
the world and one of the most deter
mined. will know how to carry out that
program.
Senator Borah says he makes no
accusation of personal graft In connec
tion with spending public billions for
relief, unemployment, etc. It Is a com
fort to know that there Is no chacge of
stealing from the poor or the unem
ployed.
But Senator Borah does accuse the
relief administration of shameful waste
and bad management, so bad that
about half of the billions were appro
priated In vain.
Mussolini decrees all that are capa
ble of performing manual labor shall
work for a living. A man may be rich
enough, in his own opinion,, to live
without work, but not in Italy. Even
aristocracy must work. Very hard,
when you and your ancestors have
done no work for perhaps a thousand
years.
It appears, kind friends, that this
world —Europe, at least —Is really head
ed toward war.
Who says so? . Mussolini does,, and
he has Inside information “another Eu
ropean war Is Inevitable,” and adds
that Italy will get more from this next
war than she got from the last. She Is
getting ready, training even small boys
as soldiers.
And Lloyd George, who took Britain
through the war that Germany would
have won had It not been for Lloyd
George and Clemenceau, says: “War
is on the horizon.” and advises, if you
doubt it. that you try to insure against
war with Lloyd’s. No price you could
name would get you Insurance against
war for the next ten years.
Men wonder that warp should start
between natlons.speak|ujf.dlllerfnt lan
guages, with conflicting ambitions, re
ligions and ideals. Let them consider
our own state of Arizona, calling out
troops to stop completion by the United
States of the Parker -water diversion
In connection with the great Colorado
river project.
says the water now running
to waste must not he diverted by the
government or anybody else without
Arizona’s permission.
O, Kins Features Syndicate, lac.
WNU Service. ■
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THE RIDDLE
“What is it that you cook on, sit
in, nnd eat?”
“I give up."
“Why, a stove, chair and food!"—
Pathfinder Magazine.
Jacky Knew
The school, teacher was taking a
class in local geography.
"Now, boys,” he said, “can you
name any of the chief products of
the Midlands?"
“Hardware, sir,” said Tommy, as
the teacher pointed to him.
“Quite correct,” replied the teach
er; then, turning sharply to a boy
In the front row. he said: “What Is
hardware. Jack?”
“Corduroy trousers, sir.” —London
Tit-Bits.
School in the Sky
The headmaster of a Dutch school
has conceived the brilliant idea of
using an air liner to teach geogra
phy. Instead of trooping dolefully
Into their classroom, the children
now eagerly take their seats In the
airplane, each with a map beside
him nnd a pair of earphones. While
the flight is in progress, the geogra
phy master, sitting before a micro
phone In the fore part of the cabin,
points out nnd explains the features
of the countryside below, and the
pupils check his remarks on their
maps. A prearranged section of
the Netherlands is taken with each
flight. The children, it is found, ab
sorb their lessons with 20 times the
enthusiasm shown on the ground.—
Tit-Bits Magazine.
IF you tire easily
why not reason oat the cause of
this unnatural condition?
Your first thought may be, “I
must cat more." That’s not aIL You
should enjoy what you do eat. Fre
quently, Hie blood cells are 10w...
and this, perhaps, is what makes
you fed weak. If this is your trou
ble the stomach may not be calling
for sufficient food. Zest to eat may
be lacking. But what a difference
S.S.S. makes when taken just before
meals. Just try it and notice how
— your appetite and digestion improve.
S.S.S. stimulates the flow of gas
tric juices and also supplies the
precious mineral elements so neces
sary in blood-cell and hemo-gio-bin
up-building. Do try it It may be
the rainbow you need to brush
away present discouragement over
f health condition.
Do not ba blinded by the effort* of a
few unethical dealer* who may euz
*est substitute*. You have a right to
insist that be supplied you on
request. Its lona yean of preference
is your cuarantee of satisfaction.
the world’s
blood
medicine
Those Impossibilities
It is the things that are “unthink
able" that happen.
Cbeomuton
9 Your own druggist is authorized to
cheerfully refund your money oa the spot
if you ere not relieved bv Creomulsion.
Unsightly
Complexions
muddy-looking, blotchy and
red-rrelieved and improved
with safe, medicated Resinol.
WNU—X 47—34
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Pattern* 9132 and X 3 ®
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One of the most pleasant thing*
about the returning vogue of the
suit Is that blouses are again high
style. Women who pride themselves
upon the. ability to make a limited
budget go. a long way love their
blouses. Think of the same suit, for
Instance, with the two different
blouses sketched today. Pattern
11133 Is a simple affair of tailored
Unes with pleats that flare out at the
bottom in a chic little peplum effect.
Pattern 9132 hns Its becoming sur
plice accentuated by a graceful frill.
Pattern 9132 may be ordered only
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Pattern 9133 may be ordered only
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36, 38, 40 and 42. Size 16 requires
2% yards 39- Inch fabric.
Complete, diagrammed sew chart
included.
Send FIFTEEN CENTS in coins
or stamps (coins preferred) for this
pattern. Be sure to write plainly
your NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE
NUMBER and SIZE.
Send your order to Sewing Circle
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eenth Street, New York.
PRIVILEGED DISCOURTESY
“Senatorial courtesy Is pot what It
used to be.”
“ “Perhaps ' not at present,” an
swered Senator Sorghum. “We need
to get rid of a certain Impression
that successful Qiscourtesy is an evi
dence of superior Influence."
IN THE SAME BOAT
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He—You don't know how nervous
J was when I proposed to you.
She—And you don’t know how
nervous I was until you did so.
True Politeness
Mother—How do you like your
new French music teacher, Lena?
Lena —Oh, he's such a polite man,
mother. When I made a mistake
yesterday he said: “Pray, mademoi
selle, why do you take such pains to'
improve on Beethoven?”
'Sawful!
She —How did you enjoy your
visit on the farms?
He—l was afraid of the butter out
there.
She—The butter? Was It so
strong?
He—l’ll say It was—and I never
saw a meaner billy goat in my life.”—
Cincinnati Enquirer.