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A GAME SAVAGE. . He Plays Poker Until He Hasn't a Rag Left. A few days ago, says the Carson Appeld, some Indians were playing poker in a va cant lot, when suddenly the best dressed of the crowd rose up and took off a shin ing broadcloth coat, that only a week te fore was presented him by Jewett Adams. He laid the coat down on the old card blanket with a great flourish and called vociferious for a new deal. The deal went round and his opponent, who was an old Washoe squaw; laid down a greasy ace on his king. He then rose up with a loud oath and peeled off a vest, presented him last Thursday by the editor of the Appeal, as a spring benevolence. The deal went round again and once more the old squaw terminated the play with an ace. Again the buck rose up, and, after invoking the blazing sun, hauled off a white Shirt; somewhat the worse for wear, presented him by Bob Keating during the pendency of the Lottery bill. Once more the cards were flipped over the old horse blanket, and that ineyitable ace was laid down by the skinney-handed squaw amid a shout of triumph from the crowd. The buck, with the' ancestorial vim of the Washoe tribe flashing in his eye, danc ed out, and, pulling off Judge Hawley's pants flourished them in mid air and stacked them on the turn of the next card. Amid a murmur of condoling voices he lost again, and this time pulled off anoth er pair of pants, the birthday gift of H. 3I. Terington, on election day. Again the cards were artistically com ingled and the old fossil relic of the Win nemucca war took in the clothes. He still had an old pair of pants left, a Valentine present from Joe Douglass, and well worn. Amid a breathless silence he lost, and, pealing off his only remaining pants, he did them up in a small wad and threw them at the squaw's head. A howl of ab original laughter went up, and the.squaw motioning toward the breech-cloth,.began manipulating the cards. But the buck,. who still had some living remnants of ac climated modesty, declined to further de nude himself, and breaking from the crowd, ran like a cross-eyed gazzelle up the street, causing much astonishment to many households along the line of his flight. Then the old squaw placed the ar tic'es of clothing, one by one, upon the body of her husband, who immediately began to strut around the ring like a bre vet lord of creation. WASHINGTON LETTER. FProm Ourl Rey ?Ibr UCorrespodent. W.XaSHIxCTOx, April 1, 1887. The voice of an auctioneer rang out from the pulpit of the Metropolitan M. E. church a few evenings ago, while the pas tor Rev. Dr. Newman occupied a prace on the floor. It was the annual sale of pews. The first choice was knocked off to a gen tleman who was acting as agent for Sena tor Stanford, the California millionaire, and the latter will pay $130 for the privil ego of using it during the coming year. The annual rental of the pew is >i100 and the -l0 was the premium paid for the first choice. Two other statesmen, Senator Sawyer and Representative West, took sittings in this church, which is the same that Gen. (Gr;ant attended here during all of the eight years that he occupied the White House. About twenty-five of the most de sirable pews are exempted from the an nual auction, becauge they were sold out right originally and perpetual deeds were given to the purchasers, who are required to pay only half the-yearly rental charged for other pews in the same localities. There was a great interest in this hand some church just after it was erected more than twenty years ago. One pew was then purchased by General Berry, of Baltimore for $.5,000 for the use of President John son. The latter was not a member of the Metropolitan church, but the General was an admirer of Mr. Johnson's policy, and wanted to do something to testify his ap proval, while the president expressed his appreciation of the courtesy by occasion ally occupying the pew. The secretary of war and the comman der-in-chief of the artfy have never seem ed to be in harmony and conflicts of au thority between them are becoming coinm mon ocmrences. While secretary Endi cott was away a short time since, several adjutant appointments were made by colonels, with the approval of Gen. Sheri dan, of lieutenants serving with light bat teries. The secretary thought that the adjutants should be selected from among the lieutenants doing actual service with their regiments, in justice to the officers of the regiments. An order was forth with issued to this effect,and the objection able appointments were revoked. Gen. Sheridan was out west at the time. No correspondence has taken place between the two officers, and probably noned -will, but it all goes to show that they :do not work well together in-administering the affairs of the army. Speaking of Gen. Sheridan reminds me of the lecturer-not "Little Phil". the I lieutenant general, but General Geo. A. Sheridan, who on Wednesday evening, at the Congregational church in this city,took the platform to refute the dogmas ot that moral anarchist, Col. Bob Ingersoll. Wit, sarcasm, invective, pathos and eloquence were brought into play with a force and effect that provoked laughter and tears alternately. "The Modern Pagan" was .he. lectqrer's subject, and he opened with a tribulte to the fascinating personality of Col. Inger soll, who, he said, was a fine domestic character,a staunch friend, a loyal citizen, a brilliant lawyer, a wonderful orator, charming by the splendor of his rhetoric and the beauty of his imagination, but who, when he approaches the subject of religion, drops the mantle of his genial personality and becomes the loudest of boasters and the most abject of intellect ual cowards. One of the hardest blows dealt the dis tinguished Pagan was through a quota tion from one of his own lectures. "The concurrent judgment of mankind," said the General, "is that their belief in God is the foundation of all truth, and that a man will not call upon his Creator to bear witness to a falsehood. Col. Ingersoll takes another view of it. He 'thanks Mother Nature that she has planted suf ficient ingenuity in the brain of a child to throw up against the violence of a brutal parent the little breastwork of a lie.' " Speaking of the growth of this country and its institutions, of which Col. Inger soll is one of the beneficaries, Gen. Sheri dan said: "The history of America is simply a grand poem, sounding in im mortal numbers the praises of Christianity. The country was discovered by Christians, settled by Christians, Christians declared its independence, fought the battles-which established it, formed its institutions, and gave it its universities and hospitals and homes"-and all else that is good. The Anaconda and Freight Rates. The past month the Anaconda company have made their largest run in the history of the works, everything moving along with clock-like regularity. The output has been the largest since the works were inaugurated. The shipments have all been made over the Northern Pacific, as the cars can go straight through to Baltimore. It was surmised that upon the Inter-State Commerce bill going into effect, and the changing of through rates which would necessarily follow, that it would have a tendency to stop shipments for a time. 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