The Harlem news. [volume], December 13, 1935, Page Page Two, Image 2

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STAFF
Editor Bertha Gill
Assistant Maida Kohl
Senior — Sylvia Dolven
Junior Frances Bardanouvo
Sophomore Violet Leischner
Freshman Stella Ruth Robinson
Music Leonard Scifers
General Patricia Tout
Athletics Lavonge Pfremmer
Glenn Hartman
Cue Club Elizabeth Collins
Triple H Club Dorothy DoVore
Typists Mary Anne Kirkaldie
Helen Gwaltney
Jokes Mahlon Johnson
Faculty Advisor — Miss Minnehan
EDITORIAL
It will not be long until the Junior
play. The cast is working hard to
make this play one of the most success
ful of the school year, and it deserves
cooperation.
Classmates: It is our plan to help
the cast by getting a large turnout.
Tell all your friends and advertise it
widely. With a large crowd the actors
■will go into the play with enthusiasm
and make it one of the biggest and
best turn-outs of the year.
So let's get started and advertise for
all we are worth and make this play a
HHS
LOST, FOUND AND STRAYED
Strayed: My good dispositon, Fred
Delorme.
Found: My pep, Glenn Hartman.
My best girl, Leonard Seif era. j
Strayed: My good looks, Haul Gloyne. !
Found: My curly liaid, Joe Epler. !
- H H S
JOKES
Laßoy Kelly: When I asked my boss I
for a raise he was like a lamb.
Mrs. Kelley: What did ho say?
Laßoy: “Baa."
—HHS—*
Donald Watkins (in history): The
Second National Bank made a profit j
amounting to $1,000,000."
— HHS —
Bertha Gill (in Student Echo): The
friends of LaVange Pfremmer will bo!
sorry to hear that she hasn't got scar- i
let fever as reported.
HHS
TEACHERS PAVORITE
EXPRESSIONS
Miss Minnehan, “Calm Down Now!”
Miss Reymer, “Stop that Talking.'’
Miss Green, “Bo Quiet!"
Mr. Perey, “Aw, skin it! "
Mr. Haburchak, “Aw, right now lets
get started! "
Mr. Holmes, “You cain't do it that
away! 9 9
HHS j
BASKETBALL
Harlem High .School basketball 1
team has met the enemy and they are !
ours. However, it was not a victory ;
one would want to boa«>t about and
showed that much practice and work
is ahead before a winning team will be
produced. The game started as a Har
lem landslide and Coach Perey shoved j
in a new team. The subs played only
a little while, scoring two baskets nd
having about three scored on them.
Hogel&nd then started to rally and the
first five men consisting of: Watson,
guard; DeLoree, center; Stiff arm, for
ward; and Windchief, guard and Pron-.
to, forward were sent back into the
game. Hogeland however, didn’t seem
to stop rallying and took the lead, 14-
13, at the half. In the third quarter
Hogeland added to its lead and only
last minutes baskets (by Windchief and
DeLorme saved the day for Harlem.
The team does not feel that this game
is a very good indication pow
er and they hope to justify the town's
faith by a double win over Turner and
Hogeland this w T eek-end.
Next game at Harlem: Turner at
Harlem, December 14, .Saturday night.
HHS
HI HAPPENINGS
The English IV class has now fin- j
lifted its ballads—these were written
upfon such varied themes as John Dill
inger, Miles Standish, early American
history, sweet lasses and fairy tales.
Now this class has to write songs.
These songs are to be written to any
tune desired by the students on life in
Harlem High.
L —HHS—
The school band is coming along
splendidly, working on their new pieces.
They will show much improvement
when heard at Christmas.
— HHS —
The Junior Play cast has been prac
tising very industriously, not only after
school but during all vacant periods, a
low mumbling is (heard from unocupied
WANTED—MEN TO QUALITY
POB GOOD PAY POSITIONS
Will personally interview men
willing to work hard for good
p*ay positions in Electric Refrig
eration and Air Conditioning
business. Prefer men with fair
education mechanically inclined,
now employed. Must be willing
to devote some spare time at
home to preliminary training to
become installation and service
experts. Write, giving age, phone,
present occupation.
, uthjtibs
ENGINEERING INSTITUTE
404 N. Wells St., Chicago, HL
rooms. We are expecting a great deal
from you Juniors!
—HH S —
Things are happening in the aquar
i uim. The tadpoles are nearly frogs and
;the lizard shed his skin. It must be ex
citing to live there, don't you think?
With all the talk of small pox and
scarlet fever all who seem the slightest
bit ill are sent home until the doctor
|is certain it is nothing serious. Last
week word reached us that Willis
Kneedler had the smallpox but later it
was discovered not to be that at all so
all is well and no other cases have been
heard. C
— HHS —
A number of new books have been
added to the library. The list includes:
i“ lndian Brother" by Caryell, “A Lad
jof Dundee" and “Crime" “Automo-
I mobiles form Start to Finish.'’ and a
collection of tiho three books of Pearl
8. Buck.
HHS
PROPHECIES
One 'day in 1966 I read an item about
a well-known doctor in New York. He
had just completed an experiment
l whereby freckles could be sucessfully
removed without any pain. He had ex
perimented with many people and
found his experiment perfect in every
| detail and ho was now ready to give it
!to the world. The doctor was Dr. Joe
Epler. one time a pupli in Harlem High
I School.
HHS
ARE THEY DESCENDENTS OP
POETS OR FOOTBALL PLAYERS
I Shakespeare—Notre Dame.
] Dickens—Yale.
vShaw— Pitt.
Longfellow—Northwestern.
Holmes—Williams.
| Bryant—Alabama.
I jamb—Cornell.
Burns—Dusquene.
Hardy—W. &. J.
] Collins—Texas.
| Grimm—Ursinus.
i Scott—Amherst.
Taylor—-Bates,
i Johnson—WesJeyan.
| .Smith—Ohio State.
H H fl
10 YEARS PROM NOW
Bill Dodge has gone to Chicago and
is now a teacher on conduct in High
school.
Grace Rafter has joined the circus
and is a tight rope walker.
Violet Leischner is the tallest woman
lin the United States.
| Maida Kohl has taken up aviation
[and is now hostess on an exclusive air
| line.
1 Laura Peterson is now the proud mo
l ther of twins, judged prettiest in the
a grand Christmas Gift !
A SHINING, new Ford V-8 would be
a nice sight in front of your home
on Christmas morning.
And it’s easy to arrange to give your
family a new V-8 this year because your
Ford Dealer has several different types of
Purchase Plans. If you have Christmas
funds coming in—you can take advantage
of one kind of plan. If you have a car to
“trade in"—you can take advantage of an
entirely different plan . . . And it’s worth
remembering that your present car is
worth more in trade today than it will
be if you wait until spring. Talk it over
with your Ford Dealer today.
BACKED BY OVER 2,000,000 V-S*s,
THE 1936 FORD V-8 BRINGS YOU:-
V-8 ENGINE PERFORMANCE—B-cylinder smooch
ness, pick-up, power with proved V-8 economy.
JS* EASIER STEERING—the result of two new
roller-type bearings, a longer steering knuckle
arm and an increased steering ratio.
SUPER-SAFETY BRAKES—with exceptionally large
braking surface (186 sq. in.).
EASIER. SYNCHRONIZED SHIFTING —QUIETER GEARS
—Silent, helical gears for all speeds.
NEW FREEDOM FROM NOISE — a specially insu
lated, welded-steel body, reinforced with steel.
NEW DRAWN-STEEL WHEELS—add comfort to rid
ing—are easier on tires.
Harlem Motor €o.
“Your Ford Dealer” I n the meantime “Watch the Fords go by”
THUS HARLEM NEWS, HARLEM, MONTANA
United States.
Patricia Tout is Prima Donna of the
New and Old World.
Floyd Miller will be a candidate for
President.
Clipper Planes of Pacific
Add to Plant-Pest Danger
The 50-passenger China Clipper and
her sister planes, soon to make regular
| trips across the Pacific will add to the
worries of plant-quarantine officials of
the United States Department of Agri
culture. Cutting the trans-Pacific trip
from weeks to days, these fast planes
lend strong wings to insect pests and
plant diseases of Asia.
Every advance that speeds trans
tion by air, land or water makes it
easier for such pests to sneak into the
United States according to E. R. Saas
cer, Chief of the Division of Foreign
Plant Quarantines, Bureau of Entom
ology and Plant Quarantine. Plant
quarantine inspectors on guard at all
important ports of entry must be more
vigilant.
A few inconspicuous insects or leaf
spots might start an infestation or in
fection that would cost millions of dol
lars to stop —if it could be stopped at
all. Federal inspectors constantly halt
at tho border fruit flies, potato weevils)
the pink bollworm, citrus canker and
serious sugarcane and rice diseases that
ruin crops in other lands.
The (hazard of plant pest and disease
introduction through commercial ship
ments has been greatly reduced by tho
special permit system now in effect.
Foreign shippers aTe kept informed as
to what material is prohibited for ma
terial on tho eligible list, and importa
tions are inspected and sometimes
treated.
Plant-quarantine inspectors find
their main problem in passengers who,
unaware of the tremendous risks invol
ved carry small packages of fruit,
flowers, or plants. During the 12
months ended last June more than 3,-
000 airplanes entering the United
States wore inspected. On 537 the in
spectors found nearly a thousand plants
or plant products that aro allowed to
enter the country only under restric
tions, if at all.
When t/he China Clipper returns from
across tho Pacific inspectors in Hawaii
will look for material that might carry
insects or disease. Other inspectors
will go over the ship once more in
California, to make sure that no prohi
bited Hawaiian fruit or other material
comes in.
AVB WOULDMAKE
— and it may be easier to arrange to buy one than you think
| TREED BY MOOSE
Yellowstone Park, Dec. 10 — (UP)
I Two Yellowstone Park Rangers have
(added their names to the roll of those
; claiming the dubious honor of having
been treed by a moose.
Walter Garamill and Bob Beal, en
route via skis to Moran, Wyo., came up
on a young bull moose lying in their
path. The animal charged—and the
two men lost no time in joining the
I birds in a nearby tree.
I After several hours Beal got down
J when the Moose apparently wasn't
watching, headed south. The moose
treed him again in a short distance.
Meanwhile Bammill headed north, drew
the moose's attention, allowing Beal to
escape. He then lost the moose and re
joined Beal.
The two men reached Jackson lake,
congratulating themselves on their es
cape. They looked around, and both
reached the same tree at the same time.
The moose was only a few yards be
hind.
Apparently believing he had won, and
tiring of the fun, the moose left the
next morning and the two men beat it
back to a ranch.
AAA Approves New
Corn-Hog Contract
Bozeman, December 10 — Approval
of the new 1936-37 corn-hog adjust
ment contract (has been given by the
AAA and contract applications will bo
offered to Montana farmers in January
accordnig to J. C. Taylor, extension di
rector at Montana State college.
Details of the new contract will be
fully explained at county and commun
ity meetings which will bo held during
the application sign-up campaign next
month, Taylor said. The new contract
follows closely tho recommendations
made by producer-representatives and
state agricultural specialists in confer
ence early last month in Washington.
Lace paper doily sets in colors at The
News 10 cents. —adv.
RUPTURE
H. L. Hoffman, former associate of
C. F. Rcdlich, Minneapolis, Minn., will
demonstrate without embargo his 4 'Per
fect Retention Shields" in
Havre
Saturday, December 21
at the HAVRE, HOTEL
From 10 A. M. to 4 P. M. Please come
early. Evenings by appointment
Any rupture allowed to protrude is
dangerous, weakening the whole sys
tem. It often causes stomach trouble,
gas and backpains.
My “Perfect Retention Shields" will
hold rupture under any condition of
work and contract the opening in a
short time.
Do not wear trusses that will enlarge
the opening. Many satisfied clients in
this community. No mail order.
HOME OFFICE
305 Lincoln Bldg., Minneapo!is, Minn.
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J3ee the New Ford V-8 on display in our Showrooms.
State College Winter Short
Course Opens Jan. 6
Bozeman, December 30—Present indi
cations point to one of the most success
ful abort course terms ever held at
Montana State college according to
J. O. Tretsven, principal and far more
than the required 20 registrations to as
sure the definite scheduling of the
courses have been received. The short
courses in agriculture will be held from
Jan. 6 to March 17 and are designed
especially for Montana farm and ranch
youths who are unable to take a regu
lar four year college course.
Applications for tho short courses
will be received up to and including the
opening day of the courses, Mr. Tret
sven said. Any Montanan who is 17
PUBLIC
AUCTION SALE
The undersigned will sell at Public Auction on the old
Bridges place one mile South of Dodson, Montana, com
mencing at 1 o’clock sharp on
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 18
Livestock, Etc.
3 Milch Cows; 2 Calves; 2 Shoats, weight about 125 pounds; 30 Buff Orphing
ton Chickens; 20 White Pekin Ducks
Machinery and Household Goods
I—Nearly New Case Beet Drill I—Set Sleighs
I—lnternational Beet Cultivator, cora-I—Walking Road Plow
plete set tools 4—Sets Double Work Harness
I—Nearly New Case Riding Beet 7—Collars; 5 Halters
Puller —Eveners and Neckyokes
I—Walking Beet Puller I—Sickle and Tool Grinder
I—lo-ft. Single Disc Grain Drill I—Cook Stove
I—Wide Tire Wagon and Hay Rack 2—Tables and Some Chairs
I—Truck1 —Truck Wagon and New Grain Box I—lce1 —Ice Box
I—Spring Wagon -3-Hole Oil Stove
—Ohicken Coops and Hog Troughs —3-Hole Gasoline Stove
One-third Interest in Potato Planter —ls-Gallon Oil Drum
I—Corn and Potato Weeder I—Copper Boiler
3—B-ft Tandem Disc s—Half Bushel Measures
I—2-Bottom P. & O. Tractor Plow, —Beet Hoes and Beet Knives
nearly new -—Shovels, Forks, Crowbars
—Numerous Other Articles
J. C. DOYLE, Owner
Terms of Sale, CASH
P. W. KENNEY, Auct. CAUL LTVDAHL, Clerk
Friday, December 13, 1935
years old and can read and write it
eligible to take this ten week period of
instruction. The courses are highly
practical and include agriculture, ani
mal husbandry veterinary science, agri
cultural engineering, agronomy and
horticulture with optional courses for
more advanced study.
Young men on Montapa farms who
are interested in taking the courses
may obtain detailed information by
writing J. O. Tretsven, principal,
school of agriculture, Motnana State
college Bozeman.
New supply of Bridge Covers. Con*
ains 1 40x40 table cover, 4 napkins, 4
small doilies and one large center doily.
A range of colors. Complete at the
News office. —Ad X