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Housewife's Idea Box V, : 1 b , When Using Rubber Gloves Do your rubber gloves l>ecome loose at Hie tops so that water gets In while you wear them? If this should happen, slip an ordinary rubber hand over Hie wrist of the rubber glove. It will hold it secure ly, keep Hie water out and eliminate discomfort. THE HOUSEWIFE Copyright by Public Ledger, Inc. WNU Service. Or So It Soomt A detour is the longest distance between two driven points. The liquid test v ... It ENDS bowel worries for many people This is n test that tells you whether the system needs a cathartic change. If you have constant sluggish spells or Bilious attacks, and laxatives seem to make things worse, it would bo wise to try this: Stop all use of any laxative that does not encourage variation from a "fixed dose" (which may be entirely too large a dose for your individual need). Use instead, a liquid laxative that you can measure and regulate as to dose. As necessary to repeat, lake smaller doses, less and less often, until the bowels are moving without any help at all. Doctors use liquid laxatives, and a properly prepared liquid laxative, containing natural laxative agents like senna and cascara is a joy and a comfort; a real help in establishing regularity. Ask your doctor about thisl (Doctors use liquid laxatives.) You can get Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, which is a most dependable liquid laxative, at any drug store. A 2)-t. (Oa&£u}eä!'i SYRUP PEPSIN Scientific Oil Study The "blood count" for engines, the work of a woman scientist, and some thing new In automobile tests, has been perfected in Pennsylvania. The new treatment examines engine oil much as a physician studies human blood. i r m Qualitie* Don't value a man for the quality he Is made of but for the qualities he possesses. DON'T NEGLECT YOIN KIDNEYS! I P your kidneys are not working right and you suffer backache, dizziness, burning, scanty or too frequent urination, swollen feet and ankles; feel lame, stiff, "all tired out" . . . use Doan's Pills. Thousands rely upon Doan's. They are praised the country over. Get Doan's Pills today. For sale by all druggists. DOAN'S PILLS If you have a , pimply, blotchy, complexion M fry Kesinoi ta.nelp nature heal such surface defects WNU— X 7—35 sit#* ij&tz _* I Sf >i I» **§[>*• It ROGERS BEVERLY HILLS—Well all 1 know is Just what I read 1 nthe papers, or what I see here and there. Well it Just looks like I have been, commuting. You know what that! word commuting is? | Well its a word that 1 learned- In New York City many years ago when 1 lived out on Long JjJjlj ■ Island, and 1 had to , run and catch a train. If you spend a lifetime running V VC' and catching trains to get out Into what is humorously called the Country, why then you are a "Commuter." Well even little Towns have what they call "Commuters," but they dont know it. Its folks that work in the coun ty seat and live out In the Country and either come in in a buss or a Ford, and they do their Job in the county seat all day, then get home the best way they can in the evening. Well, In New York they are called "Commuters," and there is millions of em. even maby billions, tor Its a year of big figures. Well, this "Commuting" can take In a lot of territory, and what 1 am trying to get at Is. that 1 have been in the last last few weeks "Commuting" from Coast to Coast. I would grab the "6.15" and hike for California and then get the early morning "8.20" back to New York. So I been leaping from Pa cific to Atlantic and vis versa for some distance. Now 1 might Just as well stayed one place. There is an awful lot of this run ning around that is overestimated. Y'ou dont see much more where you are go ing than where you come from. But they got these airplane sleepers running now. and Us kinder like a pull man. They sleep ten people. The bottom birth Is about six Inches from the floor and the top one Is a little higher than the ordinary bed, but they are long, plenty long. Not so wide, but wide enough to turn over in. Y'ou just drop off to sleep and you land at Towns to get gas and mail, and you dont wake up at all. Even when I got off to Ft Worth. Texas In the morning and on ac count of not hearing Anion Carter talk ing. I dident wake up, (he was away). But they have a stewardness on there and she wakes you up. John D Rockefeller's son-in-law, a Mr Milton (I am sure It was Milton, maby It was Minoton, but I still think It was Milton,) well he is the nicest fellow you ever saw. 1 mean he Is the son-in-law of young John D. If 1 remember right back during the wedding I think he was a young lawyer, and his wife got In some little minor traffic jam and he de fended her. (What in the world was her name? Was It Aggie?) I hollered in at my wife Just now to ask her if she dident remember It, but she was about half asleep and 1 might just as well hol lered at the bell hop. Well 1 cant think of It. anyhow this late at night. 1 know the last name was Rockefeller, and 1 know It wasent Min nie. Well anyhow he defended her In this case, and to keep from paying him she married him. You know young John D Rockefeller always brought those chil dren up to not spend a anything they could get out of spending. As luck would have It this girl hit a bargain, for this young Barrister was a fine young man, and Its been a very happy marriage. Well what 1 am getting at, ho was in the birth across from me. He had been out to California. One of the nicest fellows we had out there In California was this same fel lows brother-in-law. 1 think his name was Nelson Rockefeller. He was on a tour with some bankers, and he made a big hit with everybody. No better than Milton, but this Nelson Is single and a Rockefeller, and of course he carried a lot of authority Anyhow he was a fine kid, no matter what his name was. This plane thing has got to be a great place to meet everybody. It saves you a lot of time for a lot ot reasons. 1 got home to California and they told me "Your picture dont start till next Mon day." Well then 1 am off again. Mrs. Rogers is back In New York with our Mary so back 1 hike, and I do a little show seeing. 1 found one show that was run ning backwards, and_ they figured U a big novelty, b u t my Mmfz. Lord, we been run | —^ nlng Rogers Pic tures backwards for ''O'v years. We draw straws whether to 'ijjÿk run em backwards or forwards, then audiences have won dered and speculated which way they were run. This one announced on their program that it was run backwards, but ours dont. We Just let em guess, but it dont make much difference nowadays, for audlances are so smart that you can start In the middle and go both ways and they will still have you out guessed at the finish FS a A Anyhow this was a fine show and mighty well done. But about one season is all I want to see for figuring em om forward Is hard enough, much less guessing em backwards. Hut there Is some good shows In N. Y. Better than In years. C ItJi. U.Neetk, Syeduetr let. Legislative Notes Though disposal of much major | legislation is yet to be accomplished the twenty-fourth Montana assembly has made more than fair progress and should be easily able to wind up its business during the remaining 31 days. This, at least, is the belief of house and senate leaders who regard the present status of the session as en- , tirely satisfactory, During the last week many propos- | als of more than passing interest, j of which will be identified as of major import when the session becomes history, were made ready for consideration in the house or were disposed of. A glimpse backward shows the fol lowing highlights of that period in the house where until the latter part of the session is reached, primary in terest will be focused; Received a proposal for an added cent gasoline tax to go to county road funds and to city funds in the larger communities. Received a proposal for the elec tion of eight of the 11 members of the state board of education who now appointed by the governor. Received a proposal for greatly In creasing the powers and duties and jurisdiction of the state game mission such as authorizing it to create game districts in the state. Received a proposal to remove con trol of the liquor board from the presently constituted board headed by the governor, and to place it in the hands of the state board of equalization which would be in structed to buy its liquor on the open market by competitive bidding. Though Montana remains without a chancellor at the executive head of its university system of six units, friends of retaining that office neatly placed the skids under a proposal whereby it would be abolished. Voting 31 to 17, the senate indef initely postponed S. B. 31 by Kelsey of Powder River, which would have stricken from the statutes all provi sion for the chancellorship. S. B. 3 by Senator Frank H. Clif ford of Havre, by which the state would have intervened with regard to the length of trains. Under its pro visions freight trains would be held to a limitation of 85 cars, while pas senger trains could include no more than 16. Before disposing of the Clifford bill the senate heard its longest de bate of the session as between those who regarded the measure as an un warranted burden on the railroads, and those who favored it as a neces sary means of safety and to lessen un employment some are com Senator Clifford, a former railroad man and sponsor of other railroad proposals, declared it just and equita ble for the safety of the traveling public and the railroad worker, and definite means of relieving un as a employment in the ranks of the rail road workers. S'nator Holt of Miles City, vigor ous opponent of the plan, declared it was a question of national magni tude and should be so legislated upon by congress. Women citizens of Montana would be made eligible for service on juries ir the state's courts should a bill in troduced by nearly 30 senators, find a successful passage through the leg islature and executive branch. The bill defines juries and the qual ification- of jurors makes women el igible for jury services and provides for certain exemptions from jury service. The Montana administration of re lief needs broader powers to carry on efficiently the program of emergency aid in Montana, particularly in the state's drought-affected areas, the re lief and social welfare committees of the twenty-fourth legislative assembly have concluded after a public hearing ordered by the senate several days ago. With but negligible opposition, a proposal for abolition of the Montana state fair is on its way to passage in the state senate. Though consider ably mauled around in committee and finally revamped to the extent it ap peared before the upper body as an entirely new measure. Sub. H. B. 16, whereby the state would transfer its state fair property to Lewis and Clark county and the state fish and game commission gained the approval of the legislative branch. The senate voted, 35 to 18, agains 1 . adoption of house resolution by Fow ler for a joint inquiry into the opera tion of the liquor control system, and decided to carry on its own inde pendent investigation over the pro tests of those who termed it "un usual. n Two more measures have been sent on to Governor Cooney after Speak er Pilgeram and President Eaton af fixed their signatures tv H. B. 147, relating to the time for opening and closing the polls, and H. B. 16, pro viding that no deficiency judgments may be made after foreclosures. The senate received from Governor Cooney two additional appointments to the state board of education for ratification. They were W. M. John ston of Billings, and Carl D. Borton of Glasgow, both for terms ending February 1, 1939. Representative E. U. Logan of Bil lings, veteran of past sessions, was formally seated as a representative from Yellowstone county, to succeed to the office vacated by the death last week of Representative V. D. Cald well. cS <y SUCH IS JAZZ "When Jake's dog tipped over n faille In the cafe, four waiters dropped their trays at the same time." "Yes, and 1 heard that two couples got up to dance, thinking it was a new Jazz tune." Social Problem "What are you going to do about Rattlesnake Pete?" "He's one of Gulch's social prob lems," answered Cactus Joe. "He has robbed so many banks success fully that we don't know whether to classify him ns a racketeer or a malefactor of great wealth." Collisions "Have you what is referred to as a single-track mind?" asked Hie inquis itor. "I'm afraid I have," answered Sen ator Sorghum. "If I had more track age maybe my trains of thought wouldn't be getting into so many col lisions," THE SWEET FLAVORED « f / w/ i> Lawyer Johns beats his worst Opponent rrr r i THERE HE 606S. ('THE 616 STUFFED SHIRT, S PICKING ON VOU v A6AIN ! U CANT TALK Tol ( q ME LIKE THAT, VOU - VOU — WILL THE ATTORNEY k FOR THE DEFENSE STOP IRVING TO CONFUSE [ THE WITNESS ? r Vi VOU s that's it/ tell HIM WHAT VOU THINK OF HIM ! f A wB li ... m v I fVfi A V: i 'À I V t * f ' J f&JA N A H c sAi W 4 /N - 4 m VOU CAN TOO ON LIKE THIS, I JOHNS' BLOWING UP IN COURT. I KNOW VOU'RE A COFFEE 1 [ MR. JOHNS, THIS IS NO] » PLACE for a DISPLAY OF TEMPER-VOU ARE IN CONTEMPT Of COURT/ DRINKER-AND PERSONALLY f. 1 THINK VOU HAVE A CASE OF COFFEE-NERVES. WHY OONtj VOU TRY POSTUM ? !w-. ■A : • ' > ir DTTs>»wfY» y at WHAT DO VOU CARE? ( IF HE HAD YOUR HEADACHES / HE'O SENTENCE EVERYONE (TOBE BURNED AT the kN- v STAKE.' .( » -zf y ( r" * nonsense - but I'LLTRY ANYTHING TO GET RIO OF MV L HEADACHES AND k INDIGESTION W » & é « f rm "I KNOW children should I never drink coffee, but never dreamed it would bother me I" "Oh ycsl The caffcin in coffee can upset diges tion, fray the nerves, and prevent sleep. 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Such operations were usu ally accompanied by a certain degree of success since the glands would live for a while but then, in most casses, would be absorbed. I>r. II. 15. Stone, of Baltimore, now reports a new technique which seems to have over ome this difficulty. Instead of transferring the gland tissue directly from one body to the other it is kept alive for about ten days in a labora tory culture. The culture is abso lutely germ-free and consists of arti ficial blooia "and a serum prepared from tue body of the gland's future host. The artificial blood supplies nourishment for the tissue and the serum prepares it for the conditions it will meet in the new body. As a result, when the transplantation is finally made the tissue is not ab Scientists Find Fast Way to Relieve a Cold Ache and Discomfort Eased Almost Instantly Note NOT1 **DIRECTIONS PICTURES" TT^S. y ' Pin The simple method pictured here is the way many doctors now treat colds and the aches and pains colds bring with them! It is recognized as a safe, sure, QUICK way. For it will relieve an ordinary cold almost as fast as you caught it. Ask your doctor about this. And when you buy, be sure that you gel the real BAYER Aspirin Tablets. They dissolve (disintegrate) almost instantly. And thus work almost in stantly when you take them. And for a gargle, Genuine Bayer Aspirin Tablets disintegrate with speed and completeness, leaving no irritating particles or gritliness. BAYER Aspirin prices have been decisively reduced on all sizes, so there's no point now in accepting other than the real Bayer article you want. 4 - J r u. Take 2 BAYER Aspirin Tablets. • Make sure you get the BAYER Tablets you ask for. 1 ■i ,'V* f ' \ Wh Drink a full glass of water. Repeat • treatment in 2 hours. 2 t, 5 ? 3 If throat is sore, crush and stir i • BAYER Aspirin Tablets in a third of a glass of water. Gargle twice. This cases throat soreness almost instan-y. PRICES on Genuine Boyer Aspirin Radically Reduced on All Sizes sorbed but thrives and performs its function in its new home. Instead of making the graft In the neck, which is the natural place for either of the glands, the tissue is placed In the armpit. Very small fragments of the gland tissue are used. While the success of tills method with the two types of glands mentioned is very important, since both are vital to body health, its success with other glands would end diabetes and Ad dison's disease.—Pathfinder Maga zine. PÉ. KJumimßn ® Youi own druggist is suthorized to cheerfully refund your money on the spot if you ire not relieved by Creomulsioo.