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HUSBAND
SAVES WIFE
Prom Suffering by Getting
Her Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound.
Pittsburgh, Pa.—“ For many months
X was not able to do my work owing to
a weakness whicn
caused backache
and headaches. A
friend called m y
attention to one of
your newspaper
advertisements and
immediately my
husband bought
three bottles of
Lydia E. Pinkham’s
V egetable Com
pound for me.
After taking two
bottles I felt fine
and my troubles caused by that weak
ness are a thing of the past. All women
who suffer as I did should try Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.”—
Mrs. Jab. Rohrberc, 620"Knapp St,
N. 8., Pittsburgh, Pa.
Women who suffer from any form of
weakness, as indicated by displacements.
Inflammation, ulceration, irregularities,
backache, headaches, nervousness or
"the blues,” should accept Mrs. Rohr
berg’s suggestion and give Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound a
thorough trial.
For over forty years It has been
correcting such aliments. If you have
mysterious complications write for
advice to Lydia E. Pinkbam Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
DAISY FLY KILLER
fiaoM anjmm«rtf
attracts and kills
all files. ImI, iUm.
WDUMBlkl, MT— I—K
•heap. Lee* all wan
Made of Metal, aas'toplU
•r Sp onr; will sal oall
ar Injare eaythlaf • Oaar*
aataad effective. Said bp
dealer*, ar • east by
preee, prepaid, far Si.OS.
mmu town, cm M mm a VC., mooiutn. a.».
Applicable to All Bores.
Parkins was never tired of prophesy
ing calamities and Ills friends were
gettln a bit fed up. Parkins hud al
ready predicted funilne and one dny
he remarked dolefully to a friend:
“What would you say. my boy. If
I were to tell you that In a short space
of time the rivers of our country would
all dry up?"
“H’m, I should say,” replied the
friend, “go thou and do likewise!”
'
Some folks go to church for the pur
pose of obtaining a fresh supply of
gossip.
SIMPLY HAD TO BE DONE
Hungry Diner Forced to Strenuous
Action to Secure the Only
Relief In Sight.
Spanking at a political meeting Con
gressman Allen T. Treadway of Massa
chusetts referred to w'artlme economy
and fittingly related this little anec
dote:
One afternoon a man went Into a
restaurant and selected an Irish stew
from the bill of fare. Soon the dish
was placed before him, and after giv
ing It a critical glance he removed his
coat, then his vest and then his col
lar and necktie.
“What In the world are you trying
to do, mister?” demanded the wonder;
lng waiter as the patron reached down
to untie his shoes. "This Isn’t bed
time.”
“A casual glance, young man,” re
sponded the patron, “should suffice to
show you that I am removing my
clothes.”
"But—but,” objected the waiter,
"you can’t remove your clothes In
here.”
“I can’t swim with them on,” an
swered the patron, pointing to the
stew, "and swim this ocean of water
I must In order to reach yonder tiny
Island of mutton.”—Philadelphia Tele
graph.
“All Out."
One day a rent collector knocked
three times at a certain house, without
even once gettlqg a reply. Becoming
enraged, he went back a fourth time,
and In response to his knock an urchin
opened the door. “Where were you all
day?” demanded the collector. "I was
out,” replied the boy. “Where Is your
father?" “He’s out.” “Where is your
mother?” “She’s out.” "Well," said
the collector, “I will Just go In and sit
at the fire until some one of them re
turns.” "But the fire’s out, too," quick
ly responded the boy.
For Pimply Faces.
To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cutlcura Ointment.
Wash off In five minutes with Cutlcura
Soap and hot water. For free samples,
address “Cutlcura, Dept. X, Boston.”
At druggists and by mall. Soap 29,
Ointment 25 and 50.—Adv.
Might Try It.
“Egypt? Ah, that Is a dreamy, ro
mantic land, the land of lotus eaters.”
*1 never ate any lotus,” declared
Mrs. Wombat brtsklgr “How is It
served?”__
Fresh Beef Travels
. on a Rapid Schedule
Fresh beef for domestic mar
kets goes from stockyards to
retail stores within a period of
about two weeks. Although
chilled, this meat is not frozen;
hence it cannot be stored for a
rise in price.
A steer is dressed usually
within twenty-four hours after
purchase by the packer. The
beef is held in a cooler at the
packing house, at a temperature
a little above freezing, for about
three days.
It is then loaded into a refrig
erator car where a similar tem
perature is maintained, and is
in transit to market on an aver
«
age of about six days.
Upon arrival at the branch
distributing house, it is unloaded
into a “cooler”, and placed on
sale.
Swift & Company requires all
beef to be sold during the week
of arrival, and the average of
sales is within five days.
♦
Any delay along the above
journey means deterioration in
the meat and loss to the packer.
Swift & Company, U. S. A.
DISASTER LOOMING
ATTACKS BY ALLIES INCREASE
IN VIGOR, ENEMY BEING IN
DESPERATE PLIGHT.
Every Line of Communication Jammed
with Retreating Germane, and Their
Escape Will Be Little Short
of Miraculous.
Washington. — Every bulletin that
conies from the battlefront in France
is more encouraging than the pro
ceeding one. The allied forces have
the iluns on (lie run. Steady advances
ure being made by the French and Am
erican soldiers, while the Hun morale
Is reaching a low ebb.
Tlie relentless and concentrated
pressure the Franco-American forces
are exerting upon the retreating
army of the crown prince drew expres
sions of surprise and admiration from
both iillies and Americnn military ex
perts here. The belief gains that every
line of communication from the region
of Fere-en-Turdenois to Ville-en-Turde
nols is Juinmed with retreating Ger
mans, and that tiieir escape to the line
of tlie Vesie wUi be little short of a
miracle.
The attacks of tlie allies on tlie tier
man right Hank south of Solssons are
Increasing in vigor, and a break at any
point In the line would mean disaster
to the beaten German hosts. As yet
no official accounting of tlie number
of prisoners, cannon and supplies has
been received by any of the allied
military attaches. It is believed, how
ever, that great stores were taken at
Fere-on-Tu rdenoi s.
Jm ijermans hare used every device
and strategy to prevent the victorious
allied fighters from cutting off the
picked troops of the rearguard forces.
How desperate is the situation of the
Germans is clearly shown by the hews
that their rearguard forces are made
up largely of Prussian regiments, men
taught from early manhood that the
German war machine is invincible and
that tiiey and their fellows are un
equaled among the warriors of the
world.
According to reports received
through diplomatic channels, the new
light French tanks are playing a great
part in carrying the battle steadily to
the enemy, who. In retreat, has stopped
at nothing to raise every barrier pos
sible.
It Is recounted that the tanks went
forward with all the dash of the French
cavalry, never retiring In tlie face of
any obstacle and attacking centers of
resistance of enemy batteries, under a
terrible fire from machine gnus and
special cannon which the enemy turned
on them.
Kueh squadron of tanks reduced ah
average of from 15 to 10 machine-gun
nests. Often in the attack certain
tanks were driven to the flanks, where
their crews leaped to the ground and
made sure that no enemies were left
lurking in any of the cement pillboxes.
The tanks were In action steadily
from July 18 to -4. The tank crews
refused to go to the rear for rest and
every ihiy led In the assaults. Often
they returned to the combat four or
five times in one day. Kucli company
fought three full days, and some of
the drivers were at their posts for 110
hours without sleep.
iiit'iu'iiii uiucers woo sttuiu-u the
reports of the successes achieved by
the tanks stated unreservedly that next
yeur will see swarms of tanks on the
western front. It is stated that Ameri
can tank units will be given a promi
nent part in the work which may be
set for the assaulting units chosen for
the lighting in iilltt.
At this time It is said there Is little
doubt that the allied forces are busy
replacing wearied forces with fresh
troops. These new troops come from
reserves which have been In a position
to support tlie other salients.
It is pointed out that by using every
mode anti means of attack the allies
now can indict upon the enemy far
greater damage than might lie accom
plished by an attempted drive at an
other point.
It is the hope of some critics that
the army of the crown prince will h*
so bruised and battered in the retreat
from the Marne that the Germans
will, for all time, be placed on the de
fensive.
Trying to Save Mooney.
Sacramento. — Many telegrams ap
pealing for executive clemency for
Thomas J. Mooney, sentenced to hang
for murder on a charge growing out of
the Preparedness day bomb explosion
In San Francisco, July 22, 1010, have
been received by the governor.
Decide to Resume Work.
Coventry, England.—At a mass meet
ing Monday, the strikers in the muni
tions plants decided to resume work
Immediately.
Strikers Return to Work.
Lynn, Mass.—Several thousand em
ployes pf the General Electric eomimny
who hud been on strike here two weeks
went buck to work Monday. When
strike pickets tried to persuade the
nen not to return, rioting resulted.
Three Killed in Race Riots.
Philadelphia.—-With the saloons In
■he affected area closed by police
irders, comparative quiet prevails in
-touch Philadelphia, where three per
sons have been killed and scores in
ured since Suudav.
EASY TO MISJUDGE CHILDREN
Youngster* Called “8tupld" In Early
Years Have Later Been Found
Possessed of Genius.
Let me remind you of the sufferings
of the “stupid” child. Real stupidity
Is a great affliction, but one which
rarely receives the sympathy it stnnds
so much In need of. Now, many chil
dren who are thought stupid nre not
stupid at all. They may have certain
defects of n physical nature which can
be remedied, or their schooling and ed
ucation In general Is of a kind that ;
Is not adapted to th<jir special needs.
If Juggling with figures, erroneously
called arithmetic. Is mnde a test of In
telligence, then the constructive or ar
tistic genius of a child mny remain un
discovered ; and If parents and teach
ers Judge those children to be bright
who can, by so-called pnrslng, arrange
the dead bones of the language in ar
tificial order, or who shine out from
the others by brilliant recitations and
unchlldlike discussions of adult prob
lems nt graduation exercises, then the
dreamer, the philosopher and the poet
will pass for dunces.
It is only too true that many of our
greatest minds have been considered
absolute failures during their school
career, not to say in the homes of their
childhood. How many of them had to
assert their native excellency ngalnst
the most violent resistance of those
who were to.o blind to perceive the di
vine spark in their children’s souls?—
Dr. Maximilian P. E. Groszemann in
.Tune Humanitarian.
LEMON JUICE
TAKES OFF TAN
1
Girls! Make bleaching lotion
if skin is sunburned,
tanned or freckled
Squeeze the Juice of two lemons into
a bottle containing three ounces of
Orchard White, shake well, and you
have a quarter pint of the best freckle,
sunburn and tan lotion, and complexion
beautlfier, at very, very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and any
drug store or toilet counter will supply
three ounces of Orchard White for a
few cents. Massage this sweetly fra
grant lotion Into the face, neck, arms
and hands each day and see how freck
les, sunburn, wlndburn and tan disap
pear and how clear, soft and white the
skin becomes. Yes ! It Is harmless.—
Adr.
Lovers Estranged.
The cruel wind tore at the waves as
if to whirl them away.
The man and the maid snt close to
gether on the bench nnd watched the
storm.
"How the wind howls, darling,’' said
she, yelling to mnke herself heard.
"Yes,” shrieked her lover.
“Why does It howl?” she screamed.
“Dunno. Perhaps it’s got the tooth
ache,” he bellowed.
"The toothache?” she howled. "How
ever—”
“Yes,” he roared. "Haven’t you
heard of thq teeth of the gnle?”
‘ Then the wind howled worse than
ever, hs she handed him back the en
gagement ring.—Stray Stories.
Seeing Things.
l'east—I see in a book a Minneapolis
tuai has Invented for children pic
tures of anlmnls which jump out in a
lifelike manner as the pages are
turned.
Crlmsonbenk—I hope they’ll keep It
away from father, because Minne
apolis Isn’t bone dry yet, you know.
WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN
A WEAK BODY
When you’re fifty, your body begins to
creak a little at the hinges. Motion is
more slow and deliberate. “Not so young
as I used to be” is a frequent and unwel
come thought. Certain bodily functions
upon which good health and good spirits
so much .depend, are impaired. The weak
spot is generally the bladder. Unpleasant
symptoms show themselves. Painful and
annoying complications in other organs
arise. This is particularly true with el
derly people. If you only know how, this
trouble can be obviated.
Por over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem. Oil has been relieving the in
convenience and pain due to advancing
years. It is a standard, old-time home
remedy, and needs no introduction. It is
now pqt up in odorless, tasteless capsules.
These are easier and more pleasant to take
than the oil in bottles.
Each capsule contains about one dose of
five drops. Take them just like you would
any pill, with a small swallow of water.
They soak into the system, and throw on
the poisons which are making you old be
fore your time. They will quickly relieve
those stiffened joints, that backache, Asa*
matism, lumbago, sciatica, gall ASM%
gravel, "brick dust,” etc. They as* jm
effective remedy for all diseases of As
bladder, kidney-, liver, stomach and adM
organs.
GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Cknndm
cleanse the kidney* and purify the hiaod.
They frequently ward on attacks of A*
dangerous and fatal diseases of the Sid
neys. They have a beneficial effect, sad
often completely cure the diseases co An
bodily organs, allied with the bladdv a*d
kidneys.
*
Watch Your Stomach
In the Summer Time
Hot summer days upset the
strong stomachs as well as weak
ones.
Your vital forces reach their
lowest level when the weather is
the hottest. Then the danger is
the greatest.
You can’t guard your stomach
and bowels too carefully through
the long, hot season. Don’t take
any chance. Indigestion, sour
Btomach, that wretched, bloated
feeling, belching, food repeating,
pains that claw at stomach and
bowels and an endless train of
stomach ills that make life mis
erable are greatly aggravated in
: the hot weather.
This year of all others—it is
vital that we keep our strength
and full power at work. The ex
tra war work, change of diet—all
must be looked after because they
hit us in the Btomach. And now
it is good news to tell yon CM
tens of thousands are now nmt
EATONIC—for all stomach aai
bowel ailments caused by Cm
much acidity with such truly
derful results that every m
should always have it in th. hoMa.
EATONIC Tablets stop the caasaA
indigestive and dyspeptic ailments ha ■
neutralizing the poisonous fluids,sdM
and gases largely the result ot saps*
acidity. Thu makes the stomVcfc
pain-tree and ready to perform Is
proper work.
You can have a good appetite in CM
weather to eat the things yon Be
when yon want them if you taka as
or two EATONIC Tablets after sack
meal. Such quick, wonderful nAA
would seem unbelievable bat far Aw
fact that thousands of sufferers Mow
where have received marvelous shm
from EATONIC. Obtain a bugakM
of EATONIC Tablets from your warn
druggist who you know and cswhmA
If they fail, go back to him and he Ml
gladly refund fyour money. Da Ait
today. Yon will then know whatssA
stomach comfort means in botwssAma
SOLDIERS “ADOPTED” BY PIG
Odd Mascot That History Records as '
Attaching Itself to Company of
Kentucky Volunteers.
There Is In the history of the state
I of Kentucky an odd Incident In con
nection with the Invasion of Canada
by the Kentucky troops in 1812. A
company of volunteers, destined for
Selby’s army, assembled at Harrods
burg and formed a nucleus around
which the military recruits of the
country gathered on the march to the
Ohio.
On the outskirts of the town named,
so the story runs, the company saw
two pigs lighting and delayed the
march to watch the combat. When the
march recommenced It was observe.*
that the victorious pig was following
the company; and when the men en
camped at night, the animal lay down
nenr at hand. Of course the soldiers
fed their plump recruit. The next day
the pig followed them, and this It did
dally on the march to the river.
When a man is in love he Is either
so happy or so miserable that he
doesn’t care what happens.
— ----
Children are happy because they
have not lenrned the art of being mis
erable.
- yrow '
from m Bone Spavin. Ring
Splint, Curb, Side Bone, er ■
troubles and gets horse goiaf i
It acts mildly but auickly and s
suits are lasting. Does not I
or remove the hair and hasaeM
be worked. Page 17 in pamphlet nip
each bottle tells how. f2.50 a Ism
delivered. Horae Book 9 R treat ^
ABSORBING, JR., the antiseptic T ‘
(or mankind, reduces Painful S*
larged Glands, Wens, Bruites,Va
heals Sores. Allays Pain. Will ti
more if you write. |1.25 a bottle at i
or delivered. Liberal trial bottla for 10c MB
HT. F. YOUNG. F. 0. F..S10T«MltSL.$rln
—
Use Cuticura Soap
To Clear Your Slris
411 draolitr, Soap 9. Oinlmat949. TUm9
Samplo each free of “Cittern, Dtfi I, IM"
'MM MM WMMW
The Hereford Corporatism
of Wyomlnrf &SQ
Registered
Hereforda EscleOssIr
75 good, registered
bulls tor sale. WJUTX aa
Men—Women muVJL
New article for home canning. Sella wttteteteS
Writ! now. ■I'Tl'Al* IOTKLTTHW. CO.,
W. N. U„ Salt Lake City, No. 31-tWR
Children Cry For
*
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drop*
and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium,
Morphine nor other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee.
For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the
relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea;
allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating the
Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving
healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea—The
AhelpfulKemeoywr ■ Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
Id Use For Over 30 Years
The Kind You Have Always Bought
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