VOL. 11. THE 11011 RECORD. PUBLISHED EVEP.V SATURDAY MORNING jia. »»• rraorr. Publisher? sar< Slmrt, Brlntrn Slyer* an-1 llnntoon Strtrlu, TERMS. 'Otk- year per Mail $-» ,M * Six months do 300 Three - 00 I slivered by Ctmw per month 50 Stairs, lluntooa SSretfL.^rowfej. A. MAURICE, JR. ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR >T LAW WSt prartSre ?a all «M Ike OKa1 nCK-Oli MyrnSlrfil. B.twff ti .Montgomfry and Bud Shrrts, OROVILLE. J. M. BURT, ATTORNEY VNI> COUNSELLOR AT LAW AND NOTARY PUBLIC. Practice- in the courts ot the 2d Jndiei.il Dixtrivt nnd in the Supreme court. OFFICE -In Burt's brick building, up stairs,on Bird street, Oroville. D. C. BURLINGAME, DENTIST. rrrfr OFFICE—in Mathews' Bri. k Build itiff. on Ilunt‘Xin St . Between Mont gomery and Bird Streets. OKOVILI.K. W. PRATT. M. D. r HYsICI A N AN D SIR GE O N Umk Creek, Butte Co., Cal. S. ROSENBAUM, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW Office Court House, Oroville. JAS. O’BRIEN, M.D, PHYSICI A N A N D SURGE 0 N Particular attention paid to Chronic Diseases and all others common to this country. Has h.u Urge experience in hospital and family practice and confidently hopes for a share of public patrm age. Ollier—Within two doors of Clark A Bro.'s -tore. Myers street, Oroville. GEO. C. PERKINS, wholesale and retail dealer in GROCERIES. PROVISIOMS AND PRODUCE Corner Myers and Montgomery streets, Oroville. J. BLOCH &. Co., Wholesale A Retail Dealers in GROCERIES. PROVISIONS. AND PRODUCE Opposite Wells Fargo A Co's. Office. Mont gomery Street. OROVILLE. CHARLES F. LOTT, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW AND NOTARY PUBLIC. Oroville. Rittk County Office Bird >t.. between Mversand Huatoon. J. HAMELL, UNDERTAKER, BIRD STREET. OROVILLE fp O PRIN TERS! A’SCPFR ROYAL WASHINGTON PRESS Nearly new, tor sale at tht office THE WEEKLY UNION REUUKU. HOTELS, SC. ST. NICHOLAS HOTEL Orovlllo. The undersigned would respect fullj- inform his friends and the public gene rally that he his rented the " ST. NICHOLAS HOTEL." (formerly kept by Frank Johnson,) in Oroville. and he woulJ be pleased to -*re his filends, when ever they will rive him a call. ROBERT O’NEIL. Proprietor. Oroville, June Iblh, 1563. UNION HOTEL. Comrr «V Jlym Alltel, OROVI L L B . FfTftlS NEW BRICK AND ELEGANTLY FUR JL ai.*hed Hotel stands first in the State for c*uu fort and fur the traveling public - every room being well ventilate* and neatly fur- Duboi The Table Is s>jY*j,';ird with every LUXURY OF THE SEAS ON . aad everything willlie done to insure the Combat of the guest of this House. In connec tion wit<» this House is the Bar and Billiard Saloon. New Billard Tables of the Latest Patterns and Improvements. The Bar Will ilways be supplied with CHOICE LIQUORS and CIGARS. PRICES MODERATE. The Office of California Stage Company Is »t the UNION HOTEL. STALES LEAVE THIS HOUSE DAILY, FOR AH parts of the Country. BIRD MI 1.1.K8. Proprietors. Caft. R. Bn;i>, formerly of International Hotel. NOTICE. f|A(> MY NUMEROUS OLD AND TRIED ■ friends that have st«*od by me so long and faithfully -permit me to inform you,one and all. that I nave removed from the International Hotel to the New Brick Union Hotel. corner Montgom ery and Myers Street. Oroville—Hoping that 1 may not see less of yon, but oftener. Yours with Respect, R. BIRD. Oroville, July 12th, 1 4. n 37 BAENUM RESTAURANT. Corner Monijjoimiy iV Ilnntoon Streets, OROVILLK. THK UNDERSIGNED. PRO pri* ti*r ot this establi*hmont. liereby informs the Public that i* prepared to furnish meals at all hour, day and :ht. composed ot all the substantiais and delica s ol the season which the market affords. BALLS, PARTIES, Vihl \sscmhllts of Every Nature, will he supplied with Dinners. Suppers and Colla tions, in the best style aud on the most liberal terms. Connected with the Restaurant is a BAR. where can always be found the l>est and every description ot Liquors. Ice Cream. Having lately fitted up my Restaurant regardle" of expense. 1 am prepared to receive customer-., and n ill use my utmost endeavors to plea.*e ail. TERMS: Board |x r Week S » Ort Single Meal*. 23 Board |»rr NVrek with Lodging f> OO Lodging* per Night ‘4* ap!9tf J. REYNOLD.Proprietor. WHAT CHEER HOUSE, OROVILLE, Montgomery street Between M vers and Huntoon Streets. rwiHE SUBSCRIBER RESPECTFULLY IN- I forms his friends and the public, that he fur nishes at the above house th? best board and lod ging for the following prices: Board and lodging per week $6 00 Board per week. $5 00 Single meals 25 Beds * 25 and 50 A Splendid Bar Containing the very best of Liquors and cigar* has f*een added to the establi.*hment. Call and examine for yourselves. K. OLIVER. GOLDEN GATE RESTAURANT, And Ice Cream Saloon. Corner ot Montgomery aud Hunto™ Streets. O U OVILLE. THE UNDERSIG N ED having repaired and fitted ,up the above Restaurant, will hereafter keep everything usually kept in a FIRST CLASS RESTAURANT I board PER WEEK .... $6,00 SINGLE MEALS 50 Cts. Open Day and DJiglit. TOE CREAM furnished Families. Ball*. Parties, and assemblies of every nature at reasonable rates. Having been engaged in the business for the past fifteen years, he hopes to give genera! satisfaction to all. Meal* at all hours, dav and night. June 7th. 1664. LEWIS CARPENTER. OROVILLE, SATURDAY MORMYG, AUG. -27, 18(U. THE' ora RECORD. OROVILLE, SATURDAY, AUGUST 27. General Order. —As disloyal persons have, for tbe purpose of creating trouble, circulated the report persons holding certain politi cal views would not be permitted to vote at the coming Presidential election, and as snch reports are false, and circulated for the express parpose of creating collision and civil war in this State, the Commander of the Department of tbe Pacific has issued the following General Order, which we publish below, and call the attention of our readers to the same. It nails to the counter another Cop perhead lie. Head Quarters, Department of the Pacific, I San Francisco, Cal. July 25, 'ti-i, ) General Orders, No. 3c 1 . I The arrest of a prominent citizen on the charge of endeavoring among other disloyal practices —to excite certain citizens to armed organization against the government ol tbe United States, on the pretext that they were to be prevented, by the United States military forces, from exercising their right to vote at the coming Presidential election, is deemed a suitable occasion to inform all concerned, that it is made no part of the duty of the United States Military authorities, and that there is neither an intention, nor the slightest wish on their part to interfere in any way whatever, to influence even, much less to control or restrain any one in the full and free exercise of his right to vote for whomsoever he pleases. 11. No armed organization will! be suffered in the department save those sanctioned by competent, constituted authority. By Command ot Major General McDowell R. C. Drum, Assistant Adjutant General. This knocks the wind out of the sails of the leading Sccesh orators and journals, who have been daily assorting that their rights as citizens and voters would be denied to them at the coming Presidential election. It is only by deception and lying that the ignorant of their party arc gulled into the support of tbe South ern sympathising Democracy, and made to believe they will be deprived of certain rights, when, on the contrary, and in the language of Gen. McDowell, every one will have the “full ami free exercise of his right to vote fur w hom soever he pleases.” Rich Report.— Among the many rich things got off by the American Flag, on the ■Constitutional Democracy,” the following will compare favorably. The article b?ars the marks of intelligence that would well qual ily a ranting Southern chiv. in the ususul cry against the authorities for their "destruction of constitutional rights.” The county physician, it will be observed is also “sum” on ■‘punctua tion.” ••fits,,’ and “diabolical spirits." The latter day Democrat proceeds to enlighten the citizens of his county, in the following lively style: “Hospital Report to Tulare County Super visors, from May Ist to Aug. 15,15G4. Alonzo Hanson the whole term of three months. Dis pepsia [or epilepsy]. Treatment. Antespas raodic and Antidyspeptic medicine. Patient improving in his dyspeptic, and i! the Dyspep sia can be cured his fits will probably cease, they are much less frequent and less severe Ilian when he begun at the hospital. Board Washing and doctrine 90 days at 4 per day in script equal to Jliffat 50 cents on the dollar or 180 dollars in cash. James Webb Co Phisician. John Johnson readmitted with Palsy and possessed with a devil (or any other man). Treatment nothing but to regulate his bowels and bear with bis devilmint til Satan calls for his own. Board Lodging Washing and Doctor at 4 per day from June 7 til Aug. 15 57 days total I Iff dollars. Jas. Webb Co Phisician.” There you have it. It would do credit to an "intelligent contraband.” The "scrip” is even calculated in “constitutional'' currency! Fob Li kotors. —San. Brannan and General John Bidwell are tbe choice of a large number nl the Union journals of the State. Among them we notice the Marysville Appeal, Neva vada Gazette, Quincy Union, Placerville News. Trinity Journal. Oroville Union Rec ord. Sacramento Union, and we believe the Shasta Courier and Yreka Journal are favor able to the -ante, besides several journals in the lower counties. Sam and the General will be the successful candidates.— lndependent. A majority of the newspapers have already nominated "Sam and the General,' bat they propose to await the action of their State con vention, and unite on its choice. Meeting ok the Faithfcl.— Lintbicum. formerly of the Marysville Express, was in town a few days ago, and gathered in tbe faith ini'Knights,” probably to compare notes. The meeting was gotten up “quietly,” in a back office, and composed of only some fourteen or fifteen. The plans and proceedings are not for publication. Lintbicum has gone north, count ing noses, probably, to see if Beriah s 40.000 will bo forthcoming when th bugle calls for the “buzzard shooters ” Beriah said there were 40,000 that could hit a buzzard forty yards at every pop. Guess Lintbicum will find that Beriah exaggerated. When the call does come, the assembly will be so small that Be riah will be sick to bis stomach. —Ked Bluf Independent. The influence of this Knight ha? been to drive tbe assemblage of Buzzard shooters and Weller vindicators of ibis town to their secret hovels to deliberate and concoct treason. R. H. McDonald & Co.—We would call tbe attention of the readers of tbe Independent to the advertisement of this firm, to be found on oar third page. This is one of the oldest firm? in the c-late. a'-d the extensive patronage which it has received is a good guarantee of their liberal manner of conducting business. W e would recommend a hearty perusal of this column by the merchants of this place and tbe northern counties, as they will find it to their advantage to pureba* of R. H. McDonald & Co.— Red Bluff Independent. On the fourth page of the Union Record. an advertisement of the same old firm will be fennd for tbe next twelve months. Thev are liberal customers to printers, and as a matter of course, can afford to be more liberal to then patrons than any other establishment in tbe State. Druggists and Physicians will agree with ns. after sending their orders. The Transcript learns that a portion of tbe Cosmopolitan copper claim, at Taylorsville, in Piumas county, has been sold to a Boston company for forty eight thousand dollar*. TO A BEAUTIFUL POETESS. BY GEO. P. PRSNTICZ. Not in the Gredin isles. Not where the bright flowers of Hyssiis shine. E'er moved a breathing form whose beauty's wiles Conld match with thine. Not where the golden glow Of Illay’s deep sky is pure and dear. Not where the bean tons waves of Leman flow, Hast thou thy peer. Not where the sunlight falls On bright Circassia through the perfumed air. Nor in old Stambool’s oriental bails. Dwells one so fair. No fabled form of old. Not hers who rose from ont the foaming sea. Though deemed more fair than aught of earthly mould, Transcended thee. In thy dark eyes a spell Of beauty lingers, but their glance of fire, When thy proud spirit is aroused, might quell The lion's ire. Thou movest floatingly As the light cloud that to Ih* zephyr yields, But with a step proud as a queen's might be O'er conquered fields. And thou hast that strange gift. The gift uf genius, high and proud and strong. At whose behest thoughts, beautiful aud swift, Around thee throng. They come to thee from far, From air and earth and ocean*' soundless deeps, They rush in glory from each shining star On Heaven's blue steeps. They leap from earth's far bound Forth from the red volcano’s depths they start — From bow and cloud they float—and gather round Thy burning heart. Then at thy high command They stand all marshaled in thy peerless lay, As some great warrior marshals his proud hand In bright array. Thy hand has power to trace Words as enduring as you planet’s flame, Words that forever, mid our changing race. Will keep thy name. A PERILOUS HOUR. 1 was apprenticed to a decorative painter; but being of a bold, danger loving turn, 1 ran away to sea before my time was out. After some years of knocking about, I got tired of a maritime life, and having married and determined to stick to the shore, 1 got work with a builder, whose peculiar line lay in erecting tall chimneys. 1 had always a cool head, and could stand on elevations that made most men dizzy, and so 1 was a favorite hand with my master. We had on one occasion to fasten a lightning conductor, which had sprung near the top of a very high chimney, and Mr. Staining chose myself and one James Colly to do it, ns the most daring of bis men. And half a dozen of us went that morning with a band tart contain ing the necessary ropes, blocks, the kite, and a box or cradle. Having flown the kite and dropped its line across the top of the chimney, we soon drew up a rope, at the end of which was a block, through which ran the line where by we were to be drawn tip. Colly had only been married a fort night, and as we stopped into the cradle, the men banleringly asked him if he hadn't a la>t dying speech for his wife ; and then Mr. Staining having shaken hands with us and bid us be coo! and.steady, we wore drawn slowly up. It was known all over the town that the conduct or was to be fixed, though as the day was not named I did not expect we should have many spectators ; but as we got higher, and the view opened under our feet. I saw that the streets were already thronged w ith starer . Colly was very quiet, and when 1 waved my cap to the people, he said, snappishly, that this was no lime for such folly, and that he thought I might think of belter things than to amuse those gaping fools, who he dared say, desired no better thing than to see us meet with an accident. I had come up in the best heart, thinking in deed, nothing about the danger we incurred ; but as we drew nearer and nearer to the top, and bad nothing, as it seemed, belonging to this world near to us but this straining rope, I began to see the peril of the undertaking. What Colly thought of it I don't know. He sat at the bottom of the cradle, nearer looking out, though I told him be would do better to keep his eyes about him, so that he might grow used to the hight. Good heaven! what was this? Here we were within a yard of the tcp-projecling cop ping, and still they were winding away without slacking lbs speed in the least! 1 guessed in a moment they mistook our hight, and that with the great purchase of that wind lass' the rope would be broken when the era die came to the block. I had sprung up. and catching the rope, climbed hand over band to the copping. Colly, too, sprang up aud fol lowed me. He, too, got safe : and still they went on winding up, till the rope sung again with the strain there was upon it. Then it snapped, and cradle, hauling line, and main-rope, with its block, fell down. Thus were two men left in a roost desperate situation. Poor Colly was completely dazed w ith af fright aud the moment he got on the copping, which was only a loot and a half broad, be cried out : •■Where can 1 pray I—where can I kneel and pray ? And so I said very solemnly— “ Sit down. Jem ; God will bear if we pray to him sitting down,” The color of his (ace was of a transparent blue ; and it was distorted and twitching, as if he was in a fit. His eyre were very wild, and drawn into a squint, anc he couldn't sit steady, hut swayed bis body backward and forward, so that I felt certain he must topple over. “Come. Jem. lad," I said, thinking to take the fright off him, “it’s bad enough, but it can be mended. Hitch up a little and put your arm around the rod—naybe it will steady you." “Where are you ? and where is the rod V be asked, in a hollow Toice. though he was locking straight a', me. and the rod was only a foot or two to his left. Ry this 1 knew that he had gone blind w ith fright, and sellpreser va'.ioa said, don't go near him : but then 1 re membered his new wedded wife, and that tafc ing him all through, he was always a decent fellow i and I thought how I should like him to have done if I bad been in his case ; so 1 determined to run a bit of risk ia his favor. Of course, I durst not get on my feet, but working myself on my bands, 1 got to him. and putting my arm around his waist, and telling him as cheerily as I could to keep cool. I got him with his arm around the rod. It bad. however, sprung the stapling for five yards down, and was so loose that it swayed with him. and I expected any miuute to see him fall ing head and heels down, and the rod tearing away with him. There was a great bustle down below ; peo ple were bustling round the yard and pushing to get in, but as yet there was but some score of men at the foot of the chimney, and by close looking, I saw them put s; mebodv on a board and carry him gently away towards the engine house. One of the men walked after with a hat in his hand : then I knew that somebody had been hurt by the falling crable. and that it must bo poor Mr. Stammg, as none of our men wore hats. Not a face was turned op to ns. 1 learned afterwards that our men were so taken up with sorrow, that so good a man and so kind a master should be killed, that for a while they had never thought about us; and the people outside imagined that we had come with the cradle; so thus were we left in total isolation (or full twenty minutes. Even now 1 tremble when 1 think of that time. It was horrible to peer down the shaft black wilh soot and yawning, and scarcely less so to look outside and see a flight of pig eons sweeping round at considerable less bight than we were. Then Colly—thank Cod. ho was so dazed that he could not see mel—callt-d my name three times, as 1 sot fairly cringing in dread that his sight might clear, and with a grin and chewing with his mouth, he began working himself towards me. 1 worked away from him as noiselessly us I c old, with every hair of my head standing on end. lie followed twice round that honid coping, making most hideous noises, and then hi ing once more aside of the rod, he got it in to his muddled head that I had fallen over, for he never lost a sense of where he was through all this trying lime. Then he tried to get on his feet ; but at the risk of my ow n life. I could not let the poor fellow rush on certain death without one more effort: and I cried out for him to sit down, and be cowered down like a whipped dog, all trembling. I suppose it bad been put into his head that I was a dead man speaking to him. That morning my wife had gut a letter from her sister m Canada, and as there were parts we could not make out, I had put it into my pocket, intending to get our timekeeper to read it (or me. It had a scrap of uncovered paper at the bottom, and by another good I’rovidence I happened to have a bit of red lead pencil in my pocket. I wrote on the paper —“Get us down; Cell’s gone mad.” This 1 shut in my tobacco box, and was fortunate enough just to drop it at the feet of a couple of men who were standing by the engine house door. Directly all was bustle to rescue us. They got the kite up again, and I watched it moun ting slowly; and when the slack twine fell lic tweeu Colly and myself, 1 took it into my hand, and could have kissed it. I’oor Colly, with his teeth chattering, still fancied 1 was a spirit, and 1 did all that I could to favor that idea till they got another cradle up tons. Then having got him in, I scrambled in myself; and clutching him fast, I shouted for them to lower —and so we got down, he wrestling and fight ing me all the way. He was in the mad house for some months, and then went to seavengering, for be never could face any bight again, and I have never had the same clear head since that adventure. A Qi kre Story.— An Eastern paper says that a woman, living in Mercer, C. W.,has for four years past been afflicted with a singu lar difficulty in her stomach. Her complaint has until within a short time past baffled the skill of physicians. The complaint commenced about four years since with a tickling and un easy sensation about the pit ol her stomach. This same sensation has continued to increase in severity from that lime. A few months since it became the incontrovertible opinion of the most skillful physicians, that the increasing difficulty has been the growth of asuake in the stomach. It has grown so large now, that it distends the stomach so as to produce a bunch upon the outside as large as a quart bowl. Upon pressing this bunch with the hand, the reptile recoils and produces great distress. When fish or meat is being cooked in the room, if the snake is not satisfied with food, it rises up the throat, producing strangulation. I’hvsicians see no way in which it can be re moved, without certain death to the woman. Mrs. Ivirs is about thirty five years of age, aud is, of course, feeble in health now, but is around the house. Is the Union National Convention, at Bal timore. which renominated Mr. Lincoln on the first ballot, there is one fact which is worthy of notice. The Kentucky delegation consisted of twenty two prominent citizens, owning in the aggregate, nine hundred slaves. They were all for immediate emancipation, and all sup ported the resolution for the utter -extermina tion of slavery from the soil of the United Slates. A Jew, named Isaac Daniels, aged 109 years died in New York, on the first nit, He served in the Revolotionary War, and was at one time a member of Washington's staff. Digsitt consists not in possessing honors, but in deserving them. The Decay of Vital Power. “Burleigh." of the B> ton Journal, gives graphic sketch of will k.vwn men: Men wil g:\ w old—some hr ag", some by care. somi. by premature drear brought on by exposure toil and dissipation. Man can lire fast financially and physically; io either case bank ruptcy comes. 1 saw a crowd on the steps o the Astor recently. They were watching the attempt of the great pugilist. Tom Hyer. t ascend into the bouse. His tall form was bon by disease: Ids once firm step tottered: his grea strength had departed. With crutches, am the aid of a strong arm of a friend, he slowly and with anguish, took one step at a time, a an infant would go up. It was a gall and bit terness to him to cast his eyes around on tba crowd, and see how unlike their greeting was to the crowd that cheered him on his grea fight with Sullivan. By a singular coincid.'nc Morrissy came along. How unlike Hyer Morrissv is a professed gambler It is bis trad He has taken rare of himself and ke'eps wilhi due bounds. He is temperate: for b’.s callini. demands it. He dresses in elegant taste—tu jeweled—and would pass for a well to do bank cr with the upper ten: or as a professor in college. Morrissey has taken Saratoga ui.de his special charge, and intends to drive thi year a larger business than he did the last. H has taken his head quarters already and wil an elegant exterior, smart address, cool am adroit habits, he w il! allure into his embrace many of our youth, and send the curse in t many houses in the form of ruined bu' one manly sons. As Hyer was attempting to g up the steps, a man sought a more quiet et trance at one side of the crowd. It was X. 1 Willis. “Time has laid Lis hand visibly o you, my gay friend," 1 said to myself. H needed the aid ot a caue to help him tip. Th lithe and smart step faltered in its upwan movement. The auburn locks, still curly,wer grizzled; his face was thin and beard gray, a one in the sere and yellow leaf of life. Fev would have recognized in the feeble and slca der invalid, the nervous, hilarious man ot tweu ty years ago. Ho cast a sad look upon th crowd, and the pugilist broken down in mie die life, aud passed on. The group was no complete. Passing along the pavement wa Commodore Vanderbilt. Till recently he ha been among our most vigorous men. Ag seemed to have no effect upon him. II is bod. was iron, his nerves steel. Uld in years, hi step was elastic. His hair was while as suuv but his intellect sharp and vigorous. His form slim as a youth of nineteen, but erect as a Mo hawk warrior. Some months ago he wa thrown out of a wagon. Thai fall did th work of years on his system. He walks am looks the old man, his step is languid, and lha touch which none can parry, and all must obe. is his. Such is life. New Method.—A scientific German publi cation states that among other curiosities, Dr Grusselbake, professor of chemistry at th University of Upsal, has a little serpent whirl although rigid and frozen as marble, can, by the aid of a stimulating aspersion, discoverer by the doctor, he brought to life in a few min utes, becoming as lively as the day it wa captured, now some ten years ago. Dr Grusselbrako has discovered the means o benumbing and reviving it at pleasure. If thi principal could be carried out for men as wel as for reptiles, death would lose its empire ovc mankind, and we should preserve life as the Kgyplians preserved their mummies. The Ur’s process is nothing more, apparently, that simply lowering the temperature, just to tba poiut where the cold produces a complete tor por, without injuring any of the tissues. lo this stale the body is neither dead nor alive it is torpid. The professor has laid his scheme before the Swedish government, and propose lhat a condemned criminal shall be haudet over to him fur the purpose of experiment The savani proposes, if he can only get hi man. to benumb him as he benumbs his little serpent, for one or two years, and then recussi late him from apparent death by his “aspersion stimulaute." Verily, the German philosopher is a wonderful fellow, and the Swedish gov eminent should let him have a criminal by al means. Genius and Mediocrity.— Each of us bos his or her own nature, and the uses harmoni ous to that nature's idiosyncrasy. The world would get on very ill without persons of prac' tical common sense, and active usefulness. Vet every one is not therefore to be condemned who is not of this type, and who is not in the popular acceptation ‘practically’ useful. The uses of mediocrity are for every day life ; and the uses of genius, amidst a thousand mistakes which mediocrity never commits, arc to sug gest and perpetuate ideas which raise the stan dard of the mediocre to a nobler level. There would be fewer good men of practical sense, were there no erring dreamers of genius. Brave Cowboy. —A Xlassachusctts paper says : “Charles Gates,a minor son of Wm. K, Gates of Lee, Massachusetts, wished to enlist three years ago, but his aged parents objected to it. One morning he was sent to drive the cows to pasture, on his way to work, taking his dinner with him. But al night he did not come back, because he had run away and en listed in the Tenth regiment. He remained through the three years without furlough, and returned with the regiment unharmed by rebel bullets. He arrived in the old pasture, at home, one night last week, just at ‘cow time.' and leisurely drove up the same old cows, a? :f be hadn't been away lor three years. A bot aged ten years was sent to school for the first time. The teacher, to test his infor mation, asked him. “II ho made you .' The boy could not answer. The teacher told him the proper answer, and desired the boy to re member it. Some hours afterwards, the teach er repeated the question. The bey rubbed his head in great agony, and at length answered. I swow ’ I've forgot the man's name '' A coRRKsrosDkNT of the PbMdpliit In quirer writing from (lie battle fieW id Virfiaia relates the following. Ihe reply cf Gen Han cock «a< a« severe as the remarks o! Gett'al Stuart was impadenl and untuned ; ■An interesting »!kI character -'ic anecdote is related of Gen. Har. vk in connection with the capture of Geos. Johnson and Stuart When he heard that they weretoktn he direct ed that they should be brought to him imtne diateiy. He extended his hard first to John son. who was so much nffetled as to shed tea-*, saying that he would have 'preferred death to captivity.' Afterward he offered his hand to 8l art, whom he had formerly krowa. savin;. How are yon Stuart *' The rebel officer a» s lining an air of qiiitl hauteur, rep ;ed su ien y 1 am Gen. Stuart, ol the foil federate Army, and under present circumstances I decline to take your hard.’ To which Gen. Hancock very promptly replied. And under ary other circumstances, General, 1 should not have offered it.' ” Wit vta Pretta Girl Gas Ibv—Of ail the ingenious w ays of raising money for the San tarv Commission, that devised by the people of the town of Catawissa. Pennsylvania. it probably the oddist. The male citizens agreed to decide by vole who was the the prettiest g-rl in town, and it was declared in favor of M -t Hattie s. Beifnyder by a m» tity at H 6 voles. Kach vote was accompanied by the sum of twenty five cents, and the proceeds were given to the Sanitary Pair as the contri bution of the favorite beauty. AN hat makes the matter more interesting is the fact that Miss Reifsoyder is nursing wounded soldiers in the Army of the Potomac. An Irishman in New Jersey was one Sun day driving a horse with a wagon towards Hasten, when he was mot by a eKrgyman. who was going to church, and who look the oppor tunity to chide the traveller for a breach ol the Sabbath. ‘•My friend, ’ said he, “this is a bad way you are in." •’Och. honey," said the Irishman, • and isn't it the the turnpike V’ “Yes," replied the minister “lint what I mean is, that you arc in bad state." “l!y my sowl,” returned the Irishman, “and that's true enough, too. your worship. It's a very bad State, this, and I'll get into Pennsyl vania as soon as 1 can. Gee np. honey." “Hu that was born to be hanged will never be drowned, " may find an exemplification in the case of Scmmes. the corsair. In addition to his watery experience in the Gberlajurg roadstead, it is recorded in the story ol Ihv sinking of the P. S. brig Somers, that Sommer narrowly escaped a watery grave on that occa ston. At a fancy dress ball, in Paris, recently, t lady was seen in a low necked dress, whilv floating and waving an abundance of greet gauze. She was politely asked by a gentlemai what she personated. “ The sea, mounsieur ' “At low tide, then, madam*-. Tbc lad J blushed, and the gentleman smiled. Ax enraged parent bad jerked his provokiii| son across his knee, and was operating will great vehemence on the exposed portion ol lb urchin's person, when the young one dog ini the parental legs with his venomous leetl "Blazes, whaler ye bitin’ me for ?” “Wei dad, who beginned this ere war V Foiikiux Poet i.ation.— The Irish and tier man population of the Veiled States are Deal ly equal. In 1860, the Irish born populatioi was I,CI 1,304. German. 1,301,136. Tbc tc tal foreign born population 4,136,175- In crease in ten years, 2,210,830. A Yankee has invented a new and choa| plan for boarding. One of his boarders met merizes the rest, and then eats a hearty meal the mesmerized being satisfied from sympathy Thebe are persons who would iffiow Ihei liberality to a starving man by sending him costly toothpick instead of food. "JoixiNii hands in matrimony”—a castor originated by pugilists shaking bands befor the fight. Prentice thinks President Lincoln a ver lean man to have the disposal of so many fa offices. A briefless young barrister says (hat an lady who possesses 1,000 acres of land present sufficient ground for attachment. An "id tatty, seventy eight years ol ape. living * Srhoyler founty, Illinois pave I ;rth to tw-ns tw girls re-ently. Mother and dantblers ar- dm well. A little daughter of Mr. Maxwell, of Cap Kfizals:!, M v—a li i-ctu. wa p .’Mined la'e y. It the wil.lmiv f.il’inp --n her net-k.and nearly *evei inp her head from her shoulders. A novel vailed Who Wins; a Homoeopath; T lit-. ’lie latest anno to tm> !.t 1 .ndou pit fisher. 4 lot dival novel is a novel idea indeet We suppose love I-dealt out. in it in al.opatbi doses. A Lady in Boston has just had extracted froi end of her right thumb the fragment of a whu h was accidentally broken off in her hip twenty eight years ago. As crcentri- Id man in New Haven relate# wit pride that his brother?, hi.- -L*ter> ani hi- own ol e-l sons, were all b rn on February 2!>lh, and coi scquently have a birthday only once a four year A Rebel Major. ?;amed Sullivan ha* taken ll oath of allegiance, al Wheeling. He thinks r*hi lion don*t pay. On the 25Ui and -*'th of May last, Governor mour pardoned bixty-thrte men and seven w me all of whom were discharged from Sia»mg pn*oi A Mb.*. Weldon, .-evcaty-six year- old, died Bergen, recently. »L:ie on her kn*-c.- at p-ayerwi the family. Waif lb. under an aberration of wcainer.wac to know what is the difference between Iced and Liquor-ice ? A man rr act CUE* at st. Johnsbun Verraoc just received an order from the Sanitary Con minion f r four thousand pairs of :rntcbe.- F:fills hundred «.ga: ma«-r> •ere thrown oj of employment in New Y r ~'i ;’y ■'y the t^ba - * j fax. NO. 43.