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rettishness. My mind was ruffled with small cares to-day, And I said pcttiuh words, and did not keep Long suffering patience well; and now how deep My trouble for this sin! In vain I weep For foolish words I never can unsay. Yet not in vain, oh, surely not in vain! This sorrow must compel me to take heed; And surely I shall learn how much I need Thy constant strength my own to supersede, And all my thoughts to patience to constrain. Yes, I shall learn at last, though I neglect Day after day, to seek my help from thee; Oh, aid me, that I always recollect This gentle-heartedness; and oh correct Whatever else of sin thou seest in me! AN ITALIAN IiOVB STOBX. In spite of the dense fog that over hung the snug little harbor of Sorrento, early one midsummer morning, a score of men were busily engaged preparing their boats for trips to the neighboring towns, while as many fishermen were drawing their well-filled nets that had been spread overnight.- Soon Father Ourato, the worthy priest of Sorrento, stepped into one of the boats and re quested to be rowed to Capri as speed ily as possible. "Here comes another passenger," was the boatman's reply, as a young girl, with a large bundle under her arm, hurried along one of the rugged paths leading to the water, and waved a red cotton handkerchief to attraot attention. 44 Oh, it is Laurella I" exclaimed the priest, with a kindly smile. "Good-day, la Babbiata," cried a youth from a boat near by, with a mock ing laugh. The girl's eyes flashed angrily, and she drew herself up with proud dignity. "Are you going with us to Capri, Laurella ?" asked the priest. " If the father does not object," was the humble reply. " You must ask Antonino; he owns his boat." 44 This is all the money I have," said the girl, holding out a small coin. 44 Keep it; you need it more than 1 do," returned Antonino, while he moved a couple of baskets of oranges to make room for her. 44 1 do not choose to travel for noth ing," replied Laurella, haughtily. , N 44 Gome, child," interposed the priest, taking her hand and drawing her into the boat, 44 Tony is a good-hearted lad and will not accept your money. See, he hasjspread his jacket for you to sit upon; he did not show me such con sideration. But it is always so with young fellows; they take more pains to please one pretty girl than they would for a dozen priests." Meanwhile Laurella had quietly pushed the jacket aside and seated her self. Antonino muttered something under . his breath as he sturdily plied his oars. 44 "What have you in your bundle?' asked Father Ourato. 44 Silk and yarn to sell at Capri," was the reply. 44 What did that boy mean when he called you la Babbiata?" asked the priest, after; a pause. 44 It is not a nice name for a Christian." The girl colored and answered, snap pishly: 44 They make fun of mo because I re fuse to dance with them and to talk nonsense, as other girls do. I wish they would leave me alone; I never do them any harm." 44 But you ought to be kind and friendly toward every ond. It will not do for you to be so cross and haughty as you were toward the Neapolitan art ist who asked you to marry him a year ago." The girl looked down in silence, and her eyes flashed. She glanced stealth ily toward the boatman, who, with his cap drawn down to conceal his eyes, rowed on, evidently occupied with his owli thoughts. The priest caught the , glance and was silenced. Presently Antonino dropped his anchor at the Capri dock, and stepped forward to as sist the passengers ashore. He took the priest in his arms and, wading through the shallow water, placed him on the dock; then turned toward the girl, but she had tucked up her skirts, and with her bundle in one hand and her wooden shoes in the other had made her way through the surf alone. 44 1 may stay over night, Tony," said the priest, 44so you need not wait for me to return. You, Laurella, will go back before dark, I suppose?" " 44 If I can," she replied, busying her self with her clothing. 44 1 shall wait for you till after ves pers, but it is all the same to me whether you come or not," said Anto nino, in a tone that he sought to make indifferent. 44 You must return to your mother by all means, Laurella," added the priest ; "it will not do to leave her alone all night." She stooped and reverently kissed his hand ; then with a distant nod to Antonino, proceeded on her way. A few hours later Antonino, who had aold his oranges and regaled himself at . the inn, stood upon the dock making " arrangements for his return trip. Soon Laurella approached, but hesitated when she reached the water's edge, and looked about in hopes of having other passengers to accompany her. But she was disappointed, and Antonino put an end to her hesitancy by silently pioking her up in his arms, and plaoing her in the boat. A few strokes of the oars brought them out upon the bay. Lau rella turned half way from her com panion, and seemed less disposed than .ever to say a friendly : word. For some moments she remained thus motionless, with her lips tightly compressed, her eyes looking out over the water, and her - manner that of - studious ' indifference? Presently she tied her handkerchief over her head to protect it from the burning rays of the sun, and began to eat a roll which she draw from her pocket. 44 Here are a couple of oranges to eat with your bread, Laurella," said her companion, holding out the fruit. 44 1 did not save them for you, but they dropped from the baskets, and I found them at the bottom of the boat." 44 Eat them yourself. I do not need anything." " They are refreshing on such a warm day, and you had a long walk at Capri.' 44 1 had water, and do not want the oranges." ".As you pie ise," he returned, drop ping the fruit into the basket. After several moments of silence Antonino spoke: 4 'You might take those two oranges to your mother." 44 We have plenty at home. As soon as they are gone I can buy more," was the ungracious reply. 44 Well, take them to her, with my compliments." 44 She does not know you, and neither do I." Now, this was not strictly true, for they had frequently met at the village festivals, and Laurella had been the recipient of many an attention at Anto- nino's hands, sometimes accepting them graciously, and then again' mercilessly ignoring them and him. It suited her present mood to treat him as though he were her enemy. This wounded him to the quick. He bit his lip, and jerked at the oars angrily, unconscious of the spray that wet him to the skin, while she, with provoking indifference of his presence, leaned over the side of the boat, bathed her face, took down her massive black hair, recoiled it and re placed her kerchief. They were alone. Capri lay far be hind, and Sorento was scarcely discern ible in the dim distance. There was riot a boat in sight. A sudden idea seized Antonino. He turned pale, and dropped his oars with a determined air. Involuntarily Laurella raised her eyes to his face, wondering but 'fear less. 44 1 must put an end to this," he ex claimed. 4 4 Your coldness has almost killed me. You do not know me, you say. Have you not seen 'how I have watched for you, longing for one word, one look, never daring to tell you that your image filled my heart ? Though you turned away, and refused to speak to me, I lovedyou to distraction." 44 I'll have nothing to say to you, she replied, curtly. 44 1 will never marrv at all, and do not desire to make mvself the town talk." "Do you suppose I believe that, be cause you discarded the artist ? Bah ! that was a year ago. The time will come when you will be glad to marry any one. You will not always be young." 44 What difference can that make to you?" 44 What difference to me?" he re pqated, starting forward. "Can you ask ? Do you suppose that I will ever stand calmly by and permit any other man to lead you to the altar ? Sooner would I kill you and myself." 41 1 do not fear your threats. I shall do as I please." 44 You shall not speak so 1" he ex claimed, trembling in every limb, 44 You are in my power now, and must do as I please." 44 Kill me if you dare !" she returned, starting back and glaring at him. , 44 One must not do things by halves, The sea is wide and deep enough for us both," he cried, seizing the girl in Bis arms. In an instant he relaxed his hold, for she had bitten his right hand and blood streamed from the wound. 44 Must I do as you please, indeed ?" she asked, mockingly, as with one spring she disappeared beneath the waves. Antonino stood breathlessly watching her as she rose and swam with all her might in the direction of Sorrento. He seemed to have lost his senses. Pres ently he regained the oars, and, in spite of the wound, overtook the swimmer. 44 For God's sake, come into the boat !" he cried. 44 1 was a fool ! an idiot ! The demon got possession of me. did not know what I said or did. For giv9 me, Laurella, and save yourself. Come into the boat 1" She seemed not to hear his appeal. " You will never be able to reach the shore. Think of your mother, Laurella, and save yourself for her sake." The girl knew that he was right, for her strength was giving out. Without offering a reply she turned to the boat and dragged herself in. . While w 'rag ing out her skirts she observed he blood-stains in the boat, and look with evident concern on the wound she had inflicted. Taking the kerchief from her head she stepped to Antoni no's end of the boat, silently bound up his hand, without raising her eyes to his face, then possessed herself of one oar and rowed toward Sorrento. Antonino had been asleep several hours when he was aroused by a gen tle tapping at the door of his hut. 44 Who's there?'' he asked, as he raised the latch. The door was pushed open, and LaureUa stood in the bright moon light, smiling at Antonino's astonish ment. . She entered the hut without waiting for an invitation, and placed a covered basket on the table. 44 1 have been up to the mountains to get herbs for your wounded hand," she said, emptying the basket. 44 You have taken too much trouble; I d not deserve it. Why do you come here at such an hour ? Somebody might see you." 44 1 do not care," she said sharply; 44I wanted to see you, and to bind up your hand myself. " 44 It is not necessary," he replied, ooldly. 44 Let me judge for myself," she sai'd, decidedly, as she began to open the bandage. 44 Holy mothdr!" she exclaimed, at sight of the swollen and discolored hand. 44 It will be a week at least bo- fore you can row again." While she spoke she filled a basin with cold water, bathed the hand, then bound on the herbs with strips of old, soft linen that she had brought. An tonino submitted like a child. At the close of the operation Laurella drew a silvtr cross from her bosom, and, plao ing it upon the table, said: 44 1 have brought this for you to sell, because it will be a long time before you can work, and it is all my fault, you know. The artist gave me that cross the last time he visited me, but I never wanted it. Mother says it is worth at least two piasters. I will make more money by extra spinning after mother goes to bed at night." 44 1 need nothing," replied Antonino, pushing the cross aside. 44 Oh, you must take it ; you have a right to it." 44 Bight ? I have no right to anything of yours. Now go and leave me to myself." He put the cross into the basket and opened the door. Laurella did not move, and large tears rolled down her cheeks. 44 Good heavens! Are you ill?" asked the young man. Choking with sobs, Laurella turned suddenly and threw her arms around his neck. 44 1 cannot bear your coldness," she cried. 4 'Strike me, curse me if you will, but do not send me from you." Antonio pressed her tenderly to his breast 44 Did you think that my heart's blood all escaped through this little wound? Do you not feel it beating in harmony with your words ? But if this is only sympathy, Laurella, you are free to go." 4 4 No, it is love. With this kiss let me remove all doubt, for Laurella would kiss no man whom she did not; mean to marry. And now good-night.' Antonino looked after her as she dis appeared along the road, and the stars seemed to twinkle congratulations as he gazed. 4 4 Who would have thought that this girl could change so soon ?" Father Curato asked himself ; "and I had just prepared a severe lecture for her. Well, heaven's way3 are not ours." Argonaut. x The First Thanksgiving Day. We reproduce a brief but grfphic sketch of the first Thanksgiving day on the American continent. It was in the middle of November the Pilgrims first sighted the drearv sand hills. It was beyond the middle of December, that, after various explorations, having chosen their landing place', they began to disembark. Then they set to building their village. They reared seven log c&bins, daubed with mud, and four other buildings. Meanwhile death had been busy. The voyage had been terrible. The time of year was wintry on that hostile coast, They were racked with coughs; they were wrenched with rheumatisms ; they were weakened through scanty food. In December six died. In January eight, In February seventeen. In March four teen. They had landed but about a hundred strong. Now, in four months, forty-four of their number had been laid away on Cole's Hill. But the spring began to smite the winter, and break its chains. In March warm winds blew gently from the South , and in the woods there was the pleasant singing of the birds. So they turned their thoughts toward sowing. They planted twenty acres of corn and beans, six acres of barley. It was stiff work. It was all done by hand. They had neither plows nor cattle. So the March shimmer of sun light and sun warmth passed on into the steadier genialness of April. All, this time they had one tie still binding them to the distant country beyond the sea. Out in the harbor, with furled sails, the Mayflower had ridden out the winter storms at anchor, But now, in this April weather, she shook out her sails and lifted her an chor and stood for England. But not a man or woman faltered. No one would leave the high enterprise on whose threshold they were standing. They watched her from those sandy shores, until she blent herself indis tinguishable with the green and blue of the distant sea and .sky. The day after that cutting of the last tie, Gover nor Carver died. He was working in the field, was seized with a sudden sickness, and was almost immediately smitten down. They were very sore of heart, but they would not despair. Before they had started from their Leyden home in Holland they had looked the whole thing over, and had said: 44 All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and must be both enterprised and overcome with an swerable courages." They were pos sessed of 44 answerable courages." They put Governor Bradford in the place of Governor Carver, and held on. So the summer months moved slowly along. They were consumed in tillage, in treaties with the Indians, in various expeditions to Manhasket, now Mid dleborough; to Nauset, now Eastham; Shawmut and its vicinity, now Boston and Charlestown.. Then the green of summer began to pass into the autumn gold. They gathered in their first harvest. The corn, as the old reoord has it, yielded well; the barley indifferently good; the peas were a failure, owing to drought and late sowing. Bat, for the voyage over the stormy sea, for the landing, for the village building, for protection from the In dians, for this first harvest, tow ri pened and garnerad.for their trials even, binding them closer to each other and to God, for the hopesr too, shining above those graves which had made Cole's hill sacred, they would be thank ful. So the governor sent four hunts men into the wood lor wild fowl. They returned soon, plentifully sup plied. And then, looking backward through the year, and thanking God for his mercies and paitaaiug of his bounty, "after a special manner" the pilgrims rejoiced together. -And this is the story of the first Thanksgiving day. TOPICS OF THE DAT, The venerable Eev. Dr. S. H. Tyng, of New York, lost his valuable -library and many household goods in the re cent burning of Morrell's storehouse If the papers are to be believed a shower of spider webs- fell at Green Bay, Wis., a short .time ago. The webs, apparently, cameTfrom the upper air, and coniinued to descend for about two hours. They varied in size, some of them being sixty feet long, and could be seen in the air as far as the eye could reach. At Vesburg, a village near Green Bay, the webs are said to have fallen in such quantities that horses were seriously annoyed by the filmy masses getting into their eyes. An Italian professor has just issued a ghastly volume on suicide. In all this world it seems Calabria stands lowest on the scale of those who are weary of breath. Norway stands third, and Ire land fourth. England and America are very high, and the recklessness and misery which make life insupportable reach the maximum in the center of Europe, from Geneva to Paris, and through Saxony, Baden, Prussia and the Austro-Hungarian provinces. The small German States are the very highest. Suicide has increased every where for the last forty years, even in Ireland, where the figure is so low, from ten in the million to eighteen in the million of population, while Eng land and America have mounted from sixty-two to sixty-eight, Prussia from seventy -four to 142, France from fifty- four to 150, and Saxony, rushes on with an average of 264. Childless widowers are by far the largest number on the sorrowful list. Malaria, or intermittent fever, form erly unknown in New England, is spreading from year to year, until it is almost as common in Massachusetts as in Michigan. Dr. Adajns, of Pittslield in "one of the papers published by the State board of health, attributes it to large surfaces of sedentary mud ex posed to sun and air during a long, dry season. Its appearance during or after periods of drought is so uniform as to forbid its being regarded as a coinci dence. Sewer digging in the streets is another source. It is carried to high and dry localities by the wind, and while it prevails typhoid fever dimin ishes or disappears. 44 It is found to be most active near the surface of the gronud ; so that even the second stories of houses enjoy a partial immunity. It has a great affinity for moisture and is most active over the surface covered by fogs. Its spread is retarded by a shee of water, which appears to absorb it It is also absorbed by foilage, so that a belt of trees is often found a sufficient barrier to its progress." The injection of rabbits with solutions of the soi and air of the marshes near Borne by two Italian professors in 1879 pro duced the symptoms of malaria in the animals. The New York Medical Record says that Guiteau's delusions proceed from 44 a morbid egotism;" that he belongs to the"crazy circle," who stand hal way between the insane and idiotic on the one hand and the nervous on the other. 44 His feelings, though brutal, were not uncontrollable; he was more vicious than passionate; more coherent in his deceits than incoherent in his language or writing, and we get the picture of a man who is vain, brutish weak-minded and offensively eccentric. but not insane." It is curious that lees than two years ago Spitzka, a German medical writer, described Guiteau that is to siy, the type to which he be longs with almost verbal exactness, "The general intellectual status of these patients," , he says, 44 though rarely of very high order, is moderately fair. A monomaniac is frequently crotchety, irritable and depressed. He concludes that he is a personage of importance. Some great political movement takes place; he throws him self into it, either in a fixed character that he has already constructed for himself, or with the vague idea that he is an influential personage. He seeks interviews, holds actual conversations with the big men of the day, accepts the common courtesy shown him by those in office as a tribute to his value; is rejected, however, and then judges himself to be the victim of jealousy or of rival cabals, makes intemperate and querulsnt complaints of higher officials; perhaps makes violent attacks on them." The coming holidays will be more generally observed than any for many years, and we would remind our readers that a bottle of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup will prove a most accept able holiday present. The Emperor William, of Germany, is growing deaf. MORAL AND RELIGIOUS. Thankgl vi n sr. Thf custom of giving public tlanfcs to God for the blessings of the year is almost as old as history. Three thou sand years ago witnessed the Jewish feast of the Tabernacles, with its mag nificent rituals, ; melodious choirs and picturesque festivities. The Jewish nation, to the number of millions, as sembled in Jerusalem and its environs. For seven days the families lived in booths made of the palm, the olivo and the pine and decorated with fruits and garlands of flowers. There were grand processions. Hal- lels were sung, while lulebs waved, and the silver trumpets led the stately march of choruses in the grandest ora torios the world has ever heard. The Psalms of Thanksgiving were sung: " Praise, oh praise our God and King I Hymns of adoration sing ; For His mercies still endure, Ever faithful, ever sure. "Praise Him that He made the sun Day by day his course to run ; For His mercies still endure, Ever faithful, ever auro. "Praise Him forxrar harvest store, He hath filled the garner floor ; For His mercies still endure, Ever faithful, ever sure. "And for richer food than this, Pledge of everlasting bliss ; For His mercies still endure. Ever faithful, ever sure." It was the harvest feas t. Its glory passed away centuries ago, though it is still observed by the Jews in all lands. Disraeli gives a glowing picture of its modern observance by the dispersed congregations of Israel in Tancred. But the spirit of the day entered into the harvest observances of most Chris tian lands. The Greeks and the Romans had their harvest festivals; fetes of Ceres, the goddess of corn and tillage; offer ings to Diana and to Joye. But the Greek and the Boman gave thanks for bloody victories over ene mies; for contests which flattered their pride and ambition; for purely materia! good fortune, such as prosperous crops, or the passing away of a plague or a terrific storm. In much the like man ner the savages of Borneo make loud, thankful rejoicing over the slaughter o: oostile tribes or the reception of ma terial good things which made them more comfortable. In the early days of the Puritan colony at Plymouth there came a period of sickness, drought and threatened famine. The people assembled and prayed for rain. The prayer was an swered and their crops were saved Then they appointed a Thanksgiving. This was the beginning of New Eng land annual Thanksgivings. Thanksgiving was meant by its spon sors to celebrate as much moral aDd in tellectual as material benefits. And so at least the most thoughtful and en lightened, when offering the annua! thanksgiving gratitude to the throne of heaven, the evidences of intellectua and moral advance, the increasing edu cation, the greater submission to re ligious ideas, the better accord be tween nation and nation, and between neighbor and neighbor, as well as ma terial prosperity, and the triumphs of the arts of industry and peace. Religious Intelligence. The revised version is being widely adopted by the Congregationa! churches. The Baptists have in Ohio 635 Sun day-schools, 8,736 officers and teachers. and 53,248 scholars. There are in Canton, China, three Presbyterian churches with a tota! membership of nearly 400. . The world's council of Methodists lately held in London strongly con demned the practice of traveling on Sunday. The "Eev. Mr. Harrison is the revival ist well known as the "boy preacher, and is working with success in San Francisco. The number of Baptist associations in the United States is 1,095 ; churches, 24,794; ordained ministers, 15,401; baptisms the past year, 78,924 ; mem bers, 2,133,044. Seeking Forgiveness. 44 Mr. Blank," began a citizen as he entered an office near the city hall, 44 just one year ago to-day I came in here and called you a liar. I believed what I said, and for a year we have not spoken to each other. Within a week past I have found out that I was mis taken, and I now apologize for my harsh words and express my sorrow that I was ever led to indulge in such language.' 44 Mr. G.," replied theother, a3 he ex tended his hand, 44 your frankness be gets frankness. During the last year but one you and I were friends. You borrowed upward of seventy dollars of me in small sums, and never repaid a dollar. This last year we have been enemies, and I am ahead financially. While I may long to forgive you, I must look out for tthe interests of my growing family. Let us compromise by nodding to each otherjin Sunday-school, paying our own way outside." 44 Sir, I shall never nod to you in Sunday school or elsewhere!" said Mr. G., and he walked out as stiff as a ramrod and left the door wide open. Detroit Free Press, The agricultural department give J the butter produot of the United States for 1880 at 1,000,000,000 pounds, and the oheese product at 300,000,000. Leaving out the railroads, the Illi noisans figure up $754,486,006 in per sonal and real property. Forest leaves should ba collected and used as bedding in the stables. LADIES' DEPARTMENT. News and Notes for Women. Seventeen women received diplomas at the commencement exercises of the Training School for Nurses in New York. The movement to provide seats for saleswoman has reached Melbourne, Australia, and has been successful there. The four prizes offered for designs by a wall paper manufacturer in New York were taken by women who, with a single exception, were amateurs. Miss Myra Kingsbury, who has had charge of a church in Vermont for the past year, has been ordained as a Uni- versalist minister at Sheshequin, Pa. During a wedding at Benton, Mon tana, a few weeks ago; a rejected suitor scattered a pound or so of cayenne pep per among the church pews. The stuff was particularly troublesome around the altar. There was a general weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth. "When at the critical moment the preacher asked the bride whether she would have the groom, she replied: "Ker choo, lier-choo I" A Boston firm propose to receive a limited number of girls from the public schools, who may desire to become saleswomen, and educate them, as boys are educated for business, giving them one hundred dollars the first year and increasing their pay according to their proficiency. They are to be allowed a vacation of two weeks out of the time, and every means will be afforded for their advancement. . At a wedding in New York one day recently the bride's youngest sister, a tiny little girl, and the groom's little niece headed the bridal procession. The bride wore white satin, trimmed with point duchesee lace. Her veil of tulle was long and full and fastened with bridal blossoma. She wore solitaire diamond earrings, the groom's gift. The bridemaids, including the children, wore short white dresses and white satin poke bonnets. Fashion Notes. Belts are more stylish than ever. Feather turbans will be much worn by young ladies. Feather head dresses arc adopted by fashionable matrons. Bridemaids wear white Gelder roses and small tulle veils. Long cloaks have a tendency to ma"k e young women look old. Plush is imported f r trimming hats, bonnets, dresses and wraps:. The camisard, 07 French refugee cloak, is considered ery stylish.' Myrtle green will be the fashionable color for ladies' dresses this winter. Large Alsatian bows of moire silk are worn upon the head both by young and elderly ladies, the latter choosing black alone. Coronet wreaths of pure white or gay colored flowers will be very fashionably worn with fall evening tcilets, with the hair arranged a la Josephine. Beal silver and also fine steel buttons are displayed, cut in facets which sparkle like diamonds and look exceedingly rich upon street jackets of embossed velvet. Scarfs, sashes and revers are made of the new striped and plaided fabrics in silk and wool. In dresses of mono chrome color the panel facings, cami sole, pelerine and cuffs are frequently made of these bright materials. Glove3, no matter how long, that but ton up the arm, are no longer consid ered in best style. Two or three buttons at the wrist only are allowable. The remainder of the glov is in a solid piece fitting loosely over the arm. A late French caprice is to wear ear rings made of real Brazi ian beetles Another style is that of a tiny bird about an inch long made of fine, beautiful feathers dyed crimson and green. The eyes of the bird are formed of dia monds. How it Pays to Take a Newspaper. Some papers are not of much account as to appearance, but I never took one that did not pay me in some way more than I paid for it. One time an old friend Btarted a little paper away down in Southwestern Georgia and sent it to me, and I subscribed just to encourage him, and after a while it published a notice that an administrator had an order to sell several lots at publio out cry, and one of the lots was in my county. So I inquired about the lot, and wrote to my friend to attend the sale and run it up to $50. He did so, and bid me off the lot for $30; and I sold it in a month to a man it joined for $100, and so I made $68 clear by taking that paper. My father told me that when he was a young man he saw a notice in a paper that a school teacher was wanted away off in a dis tant county, and he went there and got the situation, and a little girl was sent to him, and after awhile she grew up mighty sweet and pretty, and he fell in love with her and married her now, if he hadn't taken that paper, what do you reckon would have become of me? Wouldn't I have been some other fel low, or maybe not at all. Printers Circular. A Scrap of History. Just before Blucher came to the assistance of Wellington, "an aide-decamp rode up and saluting the Iron Duke, said : 44 What is your Grace's opinion of advertising?" 44 1 think," rftnlied the conqueror of the little Corsican, 44 that an advertisement is a crood thintr. and its value is srreatlv enhanced by an occasional notice in local columns. Let the battle fro on." The battle did go on, and Napoleon was defeated. Falling Leaves. When the leaves begin to fell Bound our hearthstones, one by on- -Eipe with age, their labor done Dear ones we have loved eo long TLriiling message, borne to all, 44 Ye are moving with the throng." When the summer foliage fades. And the year is gray and old; Forma of beauty growing cold, Faith may triumph over all . i There's a land death ne'er Invades, Where the leaves shall never falL J. W. Barker. PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. A nightgown is nothing but a nap sack. It takes the butcher to make .both ends meet. The man who was itching for office was elected, but it was by a scratch. The bootblack is an affectionate little fellow. He takes a shine to almost everybody. Poles may not be proud at home, but they are getting 44 stuck up" all over this country. 44 Indeed, sir, I would box your eara" (pausing, reflectively) 44 but where could I find a box large enough V 14 Ah, doctor, back from the Adiron- dacks? "What luck did you have?" No luck," growled the doctor; " I was there for a week, and I never killed a thing." The acme of politeness was reached by the Nevada mining superintendent who posted a placard reading: 44 Please do not tumble down the shaft " 44 Oh, that I were "Wilkle Collins V cried lazy Jim. 44 And what do you want to be Collins for?" chimed the other fellows. 44 Because," yawned Jim, 44 his physicians have ordered him to abstain from all work for six months." A little girl went timidly into a shop the other day, and asked the shopman how many shoestrings she could get for a penny. 44 How long do you want them-?'he asked. 44 1 want them to keep," was the answer in a tone of slight surprise. A New York man spent twenty-eight year3 trying to teach cts to talk, and four died under his treatment during that time. He was a heartless lunatic, and should have learned wisdom of the cat. It is a very poor cat that can't teach a man to say things at 1:30 a. m. that he would never think cf daring business hours. 44 There, I believe everything is to my mind," sail a housewife as 6he dusted the last fleck of dust from the bric-a-brac on the mantel. 44 Then you can think of absolutely nothing to add to the completeness of the household?" inquired her husband. 44 No-o-o. Noth ing. Except perhaps a wealthier hus band." And they hadn't but just Ivgua housekeeping. Let the dear kitten out of the bag: Georgie, aged four 3 ears, was playing with his toys when his cousin Mar;, of sweet eighteen, seized him and gave him a kiss. , Georgie broke a -ray, cry ing out: 4i Sauce-box 1" 44 Qb, fie," said his mother, 44 Georgie mustn't say that." Georgie: 44 That's what Cousin Mary said herself to that Tillington m in last night when he kissed her. Two men disputed about their powers of endurance, and one said testily to the other: 44 1 bet you that I can hold my legs in boiling water longer than you can." 44 Done," said the other, and the steaming water was brought. In went, the legs, No. 1 with an air of defi ance, No. 2 with an edifying serenity. 10. 1 began to wince, No. 2 called calmly for the newspaper. ' No. 1 began to find it intolerable. No. 2 smiled at the humor of the paper. 44 In heaven'a name 1" at last exclaimed No. 1, ex asperated by the heat of the water and the coolness of his antagonist, " what is your leg made of ?" 44 Wood," sen tentiously replied the other. Duelists' Dinner. Dinners are not often given on such a peculiar occasion as one given a short time ago in Pesth. A noted 44 fire eater" celebrated in this way his twenty-fifth duel. No man was invited who had not fought at least twelve duels. The only guest from Great Britain and Ireland was the O'Gorman Mahon. It was a scarred assemblage. The guests bore tokens of their favorite pastime in slit ears and noses, scarred cheeks, and hands short of the common number of fingers. The host was' espe cially distinguished by the number and variety of his permanent and insepara ble decorations. It would not be hard to find a similar dinner party among students in Germany, where attend ance at dueling meetings is made more compulsory by the students than at tendance at lectures is by the professors. Prince Bismarck himself, when at col lege, earned the sobriquet of the fight ing student from his constancy and success in dueling. A Tailed Race. Humors of a tailed race of men living in the interior of Borneo have often been heard, though probably no one seriously believed them. Carl Bock, a recent traveler in Borneo, was, however, assured by some of his native compan ions that such a race really did exist in the interior somewhere about the upper 1 11 t x A-ii that, tempted by a large reward, one of his native guides undertook to visit the territory of the chief of this so-called tailed race, and the result was that the chief, feeling insulted, made active preparations for war. It seems that the suite in attendance on the sultan of Fassir is known as his " tail peop'e, and out of this it can easily be seen how - all the rest would arise. .