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Ft. RHL.N BEAOON. ý p. M.X giI,. Im., ,m. n 1yr. . ..u 7IITCHI AýL !L.fJ2II1I ..S•.m. ......s, quad r for thi e f ir t Inte' tion andm -"* ...... - . l. .. sseb queq to.e. Tenllanse or fri. c~nati VOL. V.-N-,O.-1. IAYVILLE., LA., SATURDAY, MAY 3, 1$7:3. WH)LE N). ".25. " cr*" .IOa fur si 1 IIJ . 30,i n ardsn e. ersntn e _ous election. E SAMMJ' r , amerow. somwe t-r. " r or great things, __ mg. ewere t, .,r nmall; t Uncle a was OrrT,::. I hcha legitimate Some wdborn lith : talent, _ lal pian,i land; owm l I rpa ýi , ut -dyer, An with p d threat brand; But uncle e canc ,t hulg an argument in oh and. Arguments airr, I,1 within him, IwlaLbwI*h. ii, hi, little eye; He ly and cal erl Iat. sted When averagt l, Ilbes cry And simeid to be py,dlr,. gravely whether to live ort'ylz,.* But Plll ic.l ot ,at question H yW frmn i to day, And 1hII' l,·.'ludedl '1 ia,;tt. .aim tostay; And 5into lirfe. !-. ialon he reas6ned and rea-.med his way. iThlea childhood, through y uSl, into And married a siple maiden TIhoehh carcely in love was she; But he reasoned the matter so clearly, he hardly could help but agree. And the new firm started strong And thou Unel anrmy Ioned her, And trid to help her a g. .., She ed away in alieee, and 'twas evident something was wrong. Now Uncle Sammy was faithful, I And various remedes tried; A He gavveher the dotor' precriptions, And pltenty of logic beeide; Bt logic and mediane tailed him, and so one day she died. He laid her away in the church-yard, .o aggd and crushed and wan; And reared her a costly tombstone . With all , her virtuee on; t And ought to have added. "*A victim of argu ments pro and con." For many a year Uncle Sammy Fired away at his logical forte t Dicuselon was his occupation, And altercation hs sport; Be argued bhmltf out of churcbes, he argued C hself Into court. Bat alas for hi peace and quiet, One day, when he went it blind, And followed his singular ancey, 8 And slighled his logical mild, And married a ponderoua widow that wasn't of the arguing kind! Her seatLment all were settled, Mer habits were planted and grown, Shst was a starved little creatus That Blowed a will of her own; And she raised a high hand wih Sammy, and poeeded to play It alone. Than ayhe charged dowaupons er With all of his strength and his wit, G And may a dernots anaomter, 0 But vain wen hi blows sm his btiowngt he never weold bedgehera hit. e aid dow his premseand her, A rd her the marriae Iaws; But the harder be tried to conviaee her, the harder and harder she was. She brought home all her preachers, d As ssy as ever she could With stesm ta terribly settled, And appetites horribly good- a Who st with him long at his table, sad ex plaiaed to him where he stood. Ald / e w not long ilean ing I 'lbotlnthe wyiagu feruswg, And me e taithbu in wathing T. phams . her smle and her frown; And Is, wibi thesotssetie sen tramped 8l all his rgmests down. tl And as, with his tI-aprtlo mis suddenly brought to check And, wit hte s t ot hil vles k Be wm an le dog " sad - wrealo al kwek. 0 An fifa s, whoembe had argued b Toe eener tighlbt and st Weuld wlh at each other and cheile, ij And gin at im a he nseed As tosy, "My mbtio Uold fellow your whip pblo 'a strllgpteed at fat. " Old VUss ammyl one morning Lay down on his com'te bed, And Death ad e had a discussion, And O wthe ets ILUd to m bia deawn only 0 bom hme was d45d. Tlhean ghw ut irold neighbor, 1 For the ý y ass a s uaguardedly thewn toss hi bes . Ih t But en his busthen em esan u And -a maw-mlney o lay a s._i_ Hasb .th .s am ty Au wiy uN,.m 4 1rr dbtjbr i ee _. l. I Sd uu aradd* drug.~ i _!~ I..o .mi of 7m ly _-its ot . dh tame adrelem sdl law C And ve a short thee, how cnn SAshI i se h tst m ie e I hmi'inz hwm. Webedlha Vt a b i ar i et b e a , Ia re am we a toe Il -a b igh ha OIn #hete lUkm the u ethernw~w we d "elMl m whe s - hmil t shd vmes eb e er. pher and thiteled byr o eak and another, mmtl a be bad settle! down ha the mmes. L was a moos story the beginning of his life with us, he might have been often heard hilariously chant ing in a hig-pitched nasal tine: ' lT and with gold dast is thick, Hio, boys, bo! l'iek up lumpl abig as br ek, Of t Cllfory gold.! lHumorous, easy, and with a strong dash of egotism, comldnd with persistent good nature and lively ereduity-such was Lot, as we first knew him at the mines. Eventually, however, his enthusiasm died out; for, as Lo: himself feelingly ex pressed it : "'The darn thing was e'en-a. most gin eout !" As I have before stated, for some rea s,.n best known to himself. Lot had con sidered it expedient to r:,main behind, at the time his partners abandoned his claim. Our explanation of this was,that to his easy disposition it seemed less dflelt to "bear the ills he had" than to subject himself to theexertion of seeking those he "knew not of." Subsequently, however, consid erable additional light was thrown on the subject. One afternoon-it might have been three weeks after the exodus of Lot's partners-one of our eilghbors, engaged in mining three miles further up the gulch, remed into camp on his way back from the city, where he had been to de posit his dust in the Miner's bank, and get out a lot of supplies. "Ialloo! George ! Chris ! Here are letters for you 1" he cried, tossing us the welcome missives. Lot, loitering up, with quizsical smile, perpetrated his standing joke: " Wall, sany, ye ain t got nothin' fhr me, now, ain't ye?' '" No, I guess not," returned the other, with a peculiar twinkle beneath his bushy eyebrows ? "but thar's a woman an' four small children on the way, asking fuhr just sich a looking feller as you." Lot's Jo ar vanished in an instant; his jaw droped, and with visible agita tion he bl rt out: " Come, neow. none of yer foolin' ! Ye don't pull that on with me!" "Fooling? Nary tinme It's sober truth." A sickly pallor swept over the man's countenthee, .fnd he seemed to shrink within himself until dwarfed much below his usual diminutive stature. "What ? what's that yeou say?" he stammered wildly. "'I say a woman an' four small children r' mn this way, searehing for a hus hand andathe" " How fur behindP" gasped the anxious Lot, whose legs were fast getting tremu Lous under him. " Oh, a matter of three mile, or there sbouts!" and with a nod and knowing plance, and "No fuarther news, boys !" wo us, the little mule, answering the sur f his rider struck into a brisk galop, which speedily carried them bath out of light. There we stod,iaqululaiyhing Lot. lie gulped awhile; but hyout with "The fed Is, bo-Ps rrled!" And with this ud phs M n, Lot, with rapid and so .w t nseady step, lsappea l within his caris. MAfer a ew secomnds hhasem erged, bearing in his haft pt thumbed md greasy cards, t of dice, several worn "dime novels,"l ad an old " Com. ique Soegater." " I guess, boys, I shm't ens these any longer," he said, Mss lg ifully-al ternately standing dae ft and then shifting his t to trhe otar; "so I thou til'd 'em esoe Sotne wim men folk is pertiekerir ye know." Chris took te artle, and offered to teep them for him. "Wa If ye'ves mind to. I'd be much )bleteed to ye. It monght be possible orely pssible., ye know-they'd come eandy m te dine." And Lot, his neck ust bending to'eaeive the yoke, looked orward 'with wue expectancy to a dim shance of hfuture release. Pitying the poor fellow's evident dis mfftun we refraned fm joking or ueatii ag him,nd impatiurb awakited usee "eoming events" which bad so un nistakably "cast their shadows before." Just at sundown, a novel trahin was seen wending its way toward the camp. Lot Mtood it the door of his cabi, while we, irawn together a littlela the background, watched for developments. In advance ode a figure in female appanre perched poo the back ofa gaunt palt-orse, a _1_d, Just past the theshod of infnc sp by m arm, sad another, also of Syears, stting astride the pillion, it limited embrace aspirlag to encircle the matal walat. A tr ia the rear me a rolmh m anitanser, a theeapacty )f guide, sandwiched between two ceb lren of a .iiet pgowth. the eider of Brnard breed fbrmed, e eeeudvely, Sank nd rear. Cheldklthi beast wlfMn a fw rods of us, the woman ave a keen, ascrutinizing g-hhetsnd,isdeh at fitedly -pon the eadtmenance I. ":-That's hblt" he exelaimed, in a --wed, thghwnt .uamm.al .im, down sheslid, liise as a ynng :;sd in a twinhing bud the three o en thir feet, ad the young ast tmbrtd Wsthe in.etth m tumyar old. oo joeIdm wy biniar iu d, "I mam espe Marer!" A-n-d the do sedu wge I, and Ms d r "l t u m raeer np Ds ti e I ndy - we e abal . tbeangea d a t Uo tha in f ethe e5alitm, mar .s. ea gpi srd tm stu tk s s, y aLnr *Z wah evs dmm h ha f tem a FrroadUot b oerd, and a a d a flbthain kmi h steat es hshe ete netst. as . qa, abese with , w e rt, to sthe alo o- f the mo ter sa wunm a on4 uuate orse u tcommea.Even I*om, te tmni, he at Me aalag sad dduas e ther a ether; am ow ewe a easyi futbe shet ateturmadel. Even L at Le me hatd to my firt baby. Be~jnstiawenytdln thing, got out of the door, and down to the creek : and the first thing I saw was the dog, bringing him out, strangled and dripping in his mouth. I wouldn't part with that dog for his weight in gold ! ' Whatever Lot's inmost mind or secre. repinings, his outward life bore evidence| ot a marked revolution toward the sklie of frul fAl and virtuous indumtry. No more loiterings at tasks or levity of demeanor; no judicial magnate ever clothed himself in dignisy and reticence more severe than characterized Lot under the rew almin istration, at whose head stood his brisk little wife. To us. the advent of Lot's wife marked the commencement of a new era; whole. some food, a tidy cabin, and, above all, no more darning of socks, or washing days. The wilderness bhad begun to blos som. We even attained to, now and then, the luxury of a " bled shirt." We were opening up a new and richer vein in our Wlam, and prosperity and contentment smiled upon us. It was an evil day that dawned upon our camp in the gulch, when one of the boys, ten miles above us, turned in on his way to the city, almost prostrate from a sudden attack of mountain fever, and with money to pay a note which had be come due on a quartz mill. lie wanted to know if any of us were going in. as he could make it worth our while to do the errand for him, he remaining at our cabin until the messenger's return. As it hap pened we were not intending to go for several days,. our btock of supplies on hand being considerable, and not having enough dust to pay for carrying it to the Lot's wife, however, on learning the state of affairs, was observed to commu nicate some instructions to the ten-year old, who immediately "lit out" in the di rection of his father's claim. A few mo mentrs, and Lot himself came in. lie was willng to aecomodate, and would go to the city. Ills claim wasn't paying him much; and he might as well look about a little. All of which familiar terms might have been translated to meanthat his wife was not at all averse to earning the "something" before intimated, which should "make it worth his while." None of as questioned Lot's honesty, and we made haste to get him off as soon as pos sib!e. It was after nightfall of theensuing day, when he was seen riding furiously toward the camp, looking neither right nor left, bating neither breath nor speed, until, op posite his own threshold, he leaped to the ground, dashed inside the cabin, and slammed to the door. We had scarce time to wonder at this strange and unusual procee.dng, when there swarmed upon us a party of men armed, and stern, members of a vigilance committee. Their errand was soon made known ; they were in pursuit of the unhappy Lot. A party instantly surrounded his cabin. Then the whole of the unfortunate affair I came out. Lot's spirit, released from itsI accustomed restraint, had rebounded like I a balloon that has thrown over Its ballast. I "Marier's" last words were useless as the wind against this sudden and overwhelm- I ing elation, born of renewed liberty. His ourney furnished him a golden opportu nity, though brief, for the renewal of those harmless indulgences of late so religiously i foregone. A chance acquaintance, met just in the 4 edge of town, easily led the way to a 4 friendly tipple in the nearest saloon. This exchange of goodlellowship eventually c resulted in many more, under the com blned influence of which, no Rothschild ever felt richer than did Lot with the trust-money in his hand. What occurred thereafter, passed to Lot like a troubled dream. There was a vague 1 remembrance of all hands at the bar, a scufme. a pistol-shot or two' and then the mad race home, a trust betrayed the stain of blood on his hands. and the "Vig lantes" close upon his heels. They were sure enough of him now-12 men to one, and he trapped like a prairie dog in his hole. Lion, the huge St. Bernard, came smell ing at the garments of the invaders, look ing up with large Inquiring eyes. Halt I unconsciously,the leader patted the rough head carressingly, as it rubbed against his hand. The dog, friendly to the friend ly, reared upon his hind legs and placed his fore-paws on the leader's shoulders standln a half head taller than the man himself. Meanwhile, neither sound nor lighti came from Lot's cabin. Lion, goIng over, pushed at the door with a low whine. Speedily following, the leader, with three of his man, knocked for admit straightway in the door appeared Lot's 1 "Gentlemen, what will you have?" "We have business with your husband, madam. Will ye akhimsto stepout-, " My husband is not abletosttendtoi1 bsaless to-n4ht." "But our mbusiness is important, and Mnnot wait. If hedoes not come out, we must come In." "'Gent , you cannot see my has. band to-ithI" Her voice was Arm, m ,mJ; rhap a trlde more deb dive than um -The dor, eachlag t her bet, gave a ,WesD, we have no time to bandy words Let upssP" Tir dog rse -tly up, with a mene Mlg growl. The woman behind him seemed to rise andexpand in the white heats r ne uuuud! her. Her wlmig Iash ysa - Ad sea shaLl wse psuet yehthat o-a', iS arm av yn w m the follds e hear mr the ad iot atfat ma okt oar amn ae -them but wastoebed atthe alght tbs dmltlem devotion; yet m sr amast ntprsnmst the dimscarge oc ths a has committed murder ser or thalaw" so lower, A aupb mu an ir so reMa woman's bataures. a to touch tdi with her head, rtem hereh dr ia- tDoe that m looa k fim a etethrmetb to hi we d bdly trownbg oae tas r, m momeant, dlyn g swiftly eldse lpon her The hauwit.n sthow nged Lot, emroupt mng upon row or p-s n disordered , alood shaking inside this terrorain, clng mein his a aarms the youngest-bopare ni to h i risf adrm anildreals this e last mother, were planted at his knees; while between him and the door, the ten-year old, with a dilapidated chair, as a rest, stood behind his father's rifle. The she-bear and her cubswere grit to the backbone. " Who are you?" she cried, eloquently gesturing to the crowd with her unoccu pied hand, " that take the business of the Almighty Into your own hands, and send the souls lie has made unbidden into His presence, without a prayer for mercy ? Which would be the twbtter, you or himl? Leave him to us this night. and as surely as there is a heaven above us, in the morn ing you shall come in without hindrance? You can guard the cabin. There is no danger he will escape yo !" There was a murmur among the '" vigi lantes." Their task was a harder one tian they were prepared to execute ; and perhaps a thought of wives and children at home moved them a little to this un wonted lenkiency. A brisk conference, and the leader said : "Have your way. Make the most of your time. We'll not disturb you until morning." "" You are not deceiving me?" she said, watching the while with eyes whieh seemed to pierce like sharp steel points. A hoarse murmur ran through the crowd. "No! no! Fair playI" For a moment the woman's strength seemed to fail, and she leaned heavily agalnst the casement; another, and she disappeared within, the faithful dog fol lowing, protect;ngly, close behind. The men bivouacked around the cabin, disposing themselves for the night, two or three appointed sentinels keeping vigi lant watch. The other members of the camp,. unable to sleep, had kept wakeful viil, using our little Influence and knowl edge of the accused's inoffensive dispo sition to mitigate, if possible, the preju dice which we found greater than the real weight of evidence arainst him. 1:º an affray. two men had been st.-bbed -one seriously, one fatally; and Lot's hand held a bloody knife. Innocent men have been hanged, even after full judicial trial, under circumstantial evidence far less convincing than this. As the night wore away, I restlessly paced the camp. An occasional sound came from the guarded cabin, but other wise all was still. Once, about midnight. after a prolonged scratching at the door, it was opened to let out the dog. A stream of light flashed out; but I caught no glimpse of those within. The dog, poor fellow, as though his canine spirit seemed to comprehend the fatal danger impending over those he loved, with droopi head and pendent tail. slunk through the open space. "Good Lion! Poor fellow! Comehere!" I called. lie lifted his head at the sound of my voice, raised his muzzle mournfully in the air, then droopingt again, went on, soon disappearing in the ad scent chaparral. At the first faint streak of day the "vig ilantes" bestirred themselves, and in knots discussed the grave business before them. The excitement of the past night had worn away, and in these calmer mo ments not one of those most eager for duty then, but wished himself relieved from the painful responsibility devolving upon him. There was yet no ai jof life about the cabin. Never, I think, did the solemnity of the occasion appeal more forcibly to the hearts of the "gilantes." They were confi dent-terribly confident-that the prison er would be found guilty. With voices subdued, and quiet mien,they awaited the action of their leader, who humanely postponed, to the last possible moment, his ofldal summons. Just as the sun's disk appeared above the horizon, three of the committee ad vancin knocked upon the door. With eyes red and swollen with weeping, Lot's wife opened it wide. With a sickening sensation I fidl to de scribe, I awaited what was to follow. A suggestive rope lay where it had been thrown, at the footof a neighboring tree. With a shudder I recalled the many times Lot had sat under the shadow of its branches, his children playing about his knees. Chris and George had followed at the heels of the other party. A resounding slap upon the shoulder nearly sent me reeling to the earth. "By the great Moses, that little woman's a briek!" "Wnat is it, Chris?" t asked in aston ishment; for his lively tone was anything but appropriate for the occasion. "Come and see!" and seizing me by the arm, he commenced dragging me toward Lot's cabin. A sudden revelation came to me. Lot had committed suiiede! Well, better so than the hangman's noose ! Entering the cabin prilon, a aingular spectacle presented itelf. The commit tee stood in a dismayed gmap in the cen ter of the room; while -Lot'i wi stern and resolute no longer, beut over the ubae dismantled earass of poor Lion. Gone was the nerve, the passion and power, which had, the night previous, s rted and lifted her above her . 1usual, there was yets Imeng toehing in her weakness; perhaps becanse it was s foreign to her nature. Lifting her woebegaoe countenance a I approached, sbe exclaimed, broken ly: "rPd a'most rather died than a' done it; but there wasn't no other way!" Hardly hbad the news of the escape spread through the emp, wn a horse t i'a of cloud of dust, lying p te tral. I ishaLd bhe uore a white ignal, wirldh he aperaatIly waved as he bhad 'dvaned. vaaf in cemp, he threw blardf kselt l y at the midst of the "Vigilantes." "Where's the man you were poing to "T kGod! her dida't dolt! 'Fris co Bill has confeeosmed the deed!" Then the cheers that rang out miht almost have reat tbhe heavens tin but Los's wife, alone with her sleeping childres, crouched is nmouranhl sience over the form of her poor, dumb saerlace -41ret and thl eve unto deatl. PIcKLas, aooearding to Dr. all, me good for those whbo erae hem, He rs ma that lofte the system aneeds a md -that acde promote the aecraden of bie, ad that when a person craves somathing Sit is nature caltig for a r edy for oer, or Wiomnems, or indlg o I is the vinetgarthat dometh ood There ore t Iisn sessry that picls should be made of pare vegetable viar Paor. Hra sa mys that fafteen tons of anthracite coal burned in the furnace of one of our best enines, exerts an energy equal to that of an a-bodled slave t woriking ten hours a day for thirty years of his active life. Taman American gardeners will be allowed to. raise vegetables in Austrian soil to compete for the agricultural pre minms at the Vienna Exposition. THE police of New Haven are no longer to be permitted to carry umbrellas. NISCELLALEOUS PARAGRAPHS. ALAnAMA com iS up and ready to be hoed. CoLL'MusLs County, Ga., is hunting an escaped tiger. FLORIDa grows five hundred bushels of swet potatoes to the acre. An Indianapolis ben thinks two eggs a day something to crow about. Wny is a newspaper like a wife? Be cause every man ought to have one of his own. A YrOI'.w woman's conundrum-Who is our favorite Roman hero?--.anser: Marius. A PHYSICIAN says mosquitoes have in their veins some of the best blood in the country. Mxico is sakl to be like the earth, be. cause it has a revolution every twenty four hours. You'as a fool if you're a walker in a pond, you're a philosopher if you ponder in your walk. A DlsroTrc Delaware judgelfined a law yer one dollar for merely calling him "a bloated old rhinoceros." A DI)aynrcr man was much relieved to find that the term Credit Mobiller was not a name for hog cholera. P'noP. Menox savs that, as Kansas be. comes more thickly settled, many fossil- I ized elephants will be dug up. A Nsw HAxrsemna woman who re malned a spinster until she was sixty, has just buried her fourth husband. A navna charge has been made againt a young lady of Augusta, Ga. She is ac cused of stealing flowers from9 icmae rius extensive condensed milk fae(ories ) in Switzerland use 40.000 quarts of milk daily, and four-fifths oftse product is ex- c ported to England. A HocRn is never perfectly furnished for enjoyment unless there is a child in it rising three years old, and a kitten rising six weeks.-Southey. Nxw England farmers believe that the immense abundance of maple sugar this season will compensate for the severe Winter they have suffered. By carefully computed estimates it is I ascertained that England Is now as fully supplied with breaustuffa as she ever was I at this season of the year. A VASiIONAstL New York gentleman I thinks that if ladies would only use their I powder-paffs more sparingly, men would 1 get through the season with only one tress-coat. A raaSnIOtwnA young lady of Phila delphia dropped one of her false e ebrows in a church pew, and badly frightened a young man next to her, who thought it was his moustache. AN aged negres in Delawareis said to have turned white recently.--[Escage.] Yes, she married afellow named White, and then turned him out of doors three weeks after the event. A CULTIVATED showman propounds the following conundrum: Q. What trans formation takes place in an infuriated ele phant when he charges upon a crowd of people? A. Hle becomes a turner in ivory. WEALTH has now'all the respect paid to it which is due only to virtue and talent, but we can see what estimate God places upon it, since He often bestows it 4 upon the meanes and most unworthy of all his creatures. Dm our readers ever hear their young lady acquaintances ask each other: -What's your politics?"' and then giggle? The question has a hidden meaning. For explanation apply to the first lady you know who wears a large bustle. No mAx, when he violates the truth, can tell of what sin he s rguilty; where his falsehood will penetrate, and what misery it will create. It may culminate, it may kill, it may embitter, it may impov erish. What evd It may prove you can not tell. Ix-a Chicago court of justice they tried, the other day to decide how much weight constituted a load for a horse. The ques tion is Just as easy to decide-and no easier-as how much a man ean lift, or how much a man ean do. It depends upon the horse-slightly. II ever household affections and loves are graceful things, they are graceful in the poor. The taes that bind the wealthy and the proud to home may be forged on earth, but those which link the poor man to his numble hearth are of the true metal, and bear the stamp of heaven. A Naw Eat.aol afrmer seat to an or plan asylum fo a boy thatw " 'tý active, brave, tractb pOe pt, indus-I trious, cn, pous, intelligent, good-look ing, reserved, and modest" I'hesuper intenadent wrote back that nmoruately thy had only hma boys ain tlhat Itlt, EvERnvDor ats peauat, and every-I body knows that some are full and plmp, while others have littie or Inotlhi in them; but evmybody does net know that before the re g-ets his peanuts they are separated, th etall fro the empty mby mesas i a , ad soMid at di t "Gmrrmauu of theoJry," aid a Judge in srmming up, "In tH ease eonsel on both sies a mpn t and Inredible; the witnesses onb ide ma lardecent and inmdible; and the palnf and de fondant both stead suh seanoedged ro, th it li to mi.ryadiferent --hU wy yo i~ve a vre' T- last dog atr : A New BEasie tespt to eatch a weeldeuh Ia hag dra asit made Its exit atthe etherad as thed hb wed thr h, brought a doh aoad 6 hm at the o(, ens d tb draln. He tbe drove the woodehuek through, and he was Ts hoe Ly, s s e ribly at, " sad wl ecoas d the pI m that it eased him with all Its A arawar y rng tle, who was kaewn as rL epuru r la a rUee dght," had Just married a bleouls and r lad t the a a b out and ksed exe Mrs. B---, the though there was neta yougter present who was not "dying to tUase her lipa, hetion. They mistook the cause of his anger, however, for. suddenly rolllnar up bis sleev.-s, he stepped into the middle of the room. and, Ini a tone of voice that at once secured marked attention, said: "Gentlemen, I have been notlicing how things have been worldng here for some length of time, and I ain't half satlsftled. 1 I don't want to raise a fhbs. but--" "Whit's the matter, Johat?" inquired half a dozen voices; "what do you mean; have we done anything to hurt your feel- 1 '"Yes, you have, all; all of you have hurt my feelings. andl l'v. got just this to say about it: here's every gal in the I rorm been kisadl nigh a dozen times apiece. and here's my wife, who I conaid- i er as likely as any of 'em, has not had a t single one to-r:ight, and I just tell you, I now, ifshe iion't get as many kisses the I baiance of the time as any gal in the I room, the man that slights her has got c me to tight, that's a 1. Now go ahead with your play*." Beet Sugar. Now that the subject of beet sugar is eugrossing the attention of so many farm ers. everything from which informaton i can be gained on this point, is of Interest. t We extract the following from a lecture delivered before the Oakland, Cal., Farm- I ers' Club, by Prof. Partz: In the year 1747, Margraf, a Berlin I apothecary, discovered In a plant growing wild on the shores of the Medliterranean. a certain amount of sugar identical with cane sugar. le communicated the fact to I the Berlin Academy and recommended the cultivation of the plant for the extrac tion of sugar from it; but at that period eihqIstry was just struggling forth out a of a hi.my and the time for the realization of much a plan had.not yet dawned. Since then from that wild plant has been devel o@ the present sugar beet. and out of a t little discovery by Margraf, has AC'gwn one of the greatest industries of s 'tie present day. an industry which has 'spread all over Central Europe and is evi dently destined also to spread over a large t portion of this continent. In 1773 Achard, another Prussian, re vived Margraf's project. lie carried on a series of experiments in raising beets and t making sugar on his farm at Caulsdort, near Berlin, and aided by the government d he founded in 1796 upon the domain f Cunern in Silesia the first beet sugar ho tory. In 1799 he presented several loaves b of beet sugar to the king of Prussia; a however, the enterprise not being remu. o nerative -and giving too little promise of r becoming so, was abandoned. ( After Achard had publis l in 1797 his t first report of making sugarrom heegs, a the English government, frightened at i the prospect of a competition with the , care-sugar of the West India colonies, offered him a large sum of money to ac knowledge publicly that he had been mis- a taken in the results of his trials; but he j indignantly refused the offer. The state ments of the amount of sugar obtained by j Achard vary between one and three per j cent. The beet sugar project assumed adiffer ent aspect when, by Napoleon's decree of the 21st of November, 1808, the harbors of the European continent were closed against the products of British colonies, a while England in return, prevented the c products of other colonies from entering c continental harbors: The price of sugar h rose in Germany to over one thaler per pound, and there, as well as in France, r beet sugar factories sprung up and did a c lucrative business, although the yield of sugar scarcely reached three per cent. It is no` In France from seven to eight, In t Germany and Russia from eight to nine per cent. A sugary working 500 tons of beets In a campaign was then thought quite extensive; there are now estabish- 1 ments working over 50,000 tons. Great attention was paid to the agricultural part of the business, especially to the raising of the right kind of beets, since experience had taught that beets were wanted which were atch in sugar and poor t in salts. Although the sugar beet will grow in almost any soil, a deep, sandy loam is I best suited to its nature. In fact, good g*ain land is also good beet land. In a country where the summers are hot and dry. a stronger and more retentive soil is required than where they are cooler and b more humid. Soil charged with mineral a salts must be avoided for they are eater 1y absorbed by the beets and are a bn dra'ce to the extraction of the sugar. It is fit for cultivation nearly all over the United States, so far as the soil permits. smeeraing lDeer.i sts. IT is reported from Philadelphia that the noble little boy who, during the late appalling pinter, stole three hundred and ten door-mats, and with the proceeds t thereof maintained his Infirm and irre proachable mother, is at present seeking I some new opening for honest industry. t In calling attention to his se, we desire less to advertise his individual worth than ( to remark that his theory oflife isby no means unique. Indeed, hit appears toa tus that American society, just now, has re- * solved itself Into a vast organization to t encourage the lftingof door-mats for ben evolent puripses. Eminentbusines mien who lend their names to strengthen a rotten speculation, and sell their preferred stock at a pre- t lum, puttlng the money into the contri- t bton-box, are followg the footsteps of t the Illal little boy. Trdc who esl dis bonest goods, and who live leanly nd bauild churches; yong women who, with out love, marry for money or a posltio or ese,and never fort morning pray Is prospects of tr sad sty brss ; der-e gymes who, dipogh uouing ma crple at to all thdr pews bydcharla u, and raise cure fuds world I y and ueanaetld means tbhatl hole greedy pubMic which Maee for money and geta to how it may, I justIfied to itselfb the self-assumanee that the base store ~rI be spent cnaly r I humane ad auefl mds--euaeh d asll thet are taking the door-mt, a thank I ing heven r their eine tentbonaeo eenrhag its dispositon. There is somethlstgtraa In the pesnt bindnes of so tit~e vhl of I moral t oThel that the 1 outimort aen tree. t-he m estr-e rmd 0 nesty. ItYer a becmes asyI yes, dif a puti e mei or. ea Iota nh ies note truly his w ily maintained withut am abolute a ciprecal roulisno on thimere word i masters and mn. Commerce would be disastrously handered if commercial ob lgations were IIghty held. Horace Man used to say that the I miller maxim, "Let justlee be done, though the heavens fall," ought to be rendered, "Let justce be done, est the heavens fll," since it is only justlee that keeps the eternal arch self-poised. And justiee means absolute honesty. Each of us knows for himself wherein he is con victed of the ihabitual taki g of door-mats for noble ends. It is for each of us to make private re~ttution, and toabjurehis pleaspalt peculations.-Heart ald Home. The English Pesisaer. Is a late paper I read the trial and con victien of the woman Cotton. who. I snp pose, has poisoned twenty persons--some husbands and many children of her own among them-under direumstances of the most serene and complaernt selflshness. It is lifficult to imagine that this woman should be a fellow-erature, and almost makes oue wonder whether some of us are not devils already. With respect to this modern Brinvilliers, her c-as'seem to contradict a very striking remark thnat I once heard made by Mr. Delane. the editor of the T,?'s. and one who by his social position must needs be as well ar quainted with our aristocracy aA most men. lie said that more murders were committed-quiet puttings away of lath ers and elder brothers-in the few acres on which stand our most fashionable sqmuares than it any similar area in Eng land. because the piosition of the inhabi tants places them above the reach of a coroner's inquest. The obsequieus fami ly physician sees the necessity of avo!d ing "exposure," and of 'shielding a no bI.' house from scandal :" and giving the fullest benefit of his doubts to the ease in question, he signs his certificate of " died from natural causes." This may perhaps he the case; but certainly it seems that the very poverty of a household may also exempt what occurs in it from publie in quiry, since Mary Ann Cotton has been at her deadly work for these twenty years with perfect impunity..' There was no pretense of jealousy, hate, or passion to account for any of her crimes; they UWre all committed because the victim was more or less a burden to her, or was in sured for a few pounds in a benefit club. She is deseribed as comely. quiet-looking. and almost lady-like, yet very resolute much the sort of person that one would picture one of Miss Nightingale's paliant bnd of hospital heroines to be. God help the man or child, however, who trusted to her tender mercies ! She who had seen so many little chil dren die in agonies, and tended them from first to last with her cruel, carefl! hands, was, we are told, "excessively aofe'ed" by her own sentence. and protested against it in her quiet, salled way. Quite otherwise did a certain lively young rep robate behave on his conviction at the Central Criminal Court last week, who. by his careless abandon and close imitation of "the Artful Dodger," won more of m sympathies than I care to own to. le was sentenced, notwithstading all his gifts. to seven years' penal servitude; and after he had heard his doom pronounced made this astounding proposition to the judge. " Look here, my lord, I'll toss you, double or quits, whether it shal be fourteen years or aotAing !"-London Cor. Harpsr's Basar. A Care fr Girdled Trees. Stsc the winter of 1867 and 1868, there have been none more favorable for field mice, says the New York IHimas, than the one just ended. Over a wide range of country the ground was covered with a heavy body of snow in December. This Sas added to by frequent storms, and it remained during the entire season. In closely planted orchards, the snow was piled in places several feet in thickness for eight or nine weeks, and afforded just the conditions most propitious for these active pests. Under such circumstances it will he strange it on disappearance of nature's blanket, thousands of fruit trees are not found girdled, especially those standinr in or near grass land. Trees from which the bark has been gnawed all around and six to twelve nloches in width, are sure to die within a year unless prompt measures are taken to make connection between the bark above and that below the wound. The prescriptions which have been pub lished from time to time are as numerous as fles in midsurer. and most of them as unsatishectory. Where only a third or a half of the circle has been made, leaving a connecting strip. then, by covering the bare part with a coating of cow roppings and yellow clay, the young bark will row over the wound much sooner than If left exposed. Where there is no such connection, however, the best and most simple method of forming one-and the method that never falls-is to insert scions (one, two, or thre, as the ease may re quirer), brkdgli over the barked part. The method is iimpleand rapid,and most any one can do the ob without dilculty. Take the scions oa last year's growth of wood, froyoung healthy trees, cut them the right tt., bevel each on the same side at both ends. Then, with a budding knife, make an Incision In the bark of the tree above and below the Ijured prt, ad carefully press the scion in plac Cover over where the Ineesion wa made with graftaing war, amd tho wind amramd the stem of the tree. at both ends of the sdoaes, m narrow arlmp bmat-. ting, which will keep Srml la e. 1or trem from whleh the er hr Saeen. r rawed half or twothirds the wy aod, one or two dorne will be seliceat; b when there noa onne - tioa left, it will abe fmd advimnbie, par ticuary a large clead tree, to pat in H*sALr d and smetlmes ie Iitelf i eae lost by lyig aside wintater clothing too arl. Iala diaels aside In the prta tm . angt - n-3. ary. We can better do withoutwoolens a-t the skim la md.wnlter than In mid summer. We do not get overheated In Mter; we do lai summer; and tbemmet frequent exciting cause of coughs, auld,. ald conuption Is a rapid illing o the temperature of the body All are hmil hr with the hot that a saduHa checking Eauses us tod psraplsu i smer, sad a r sbLtdra of air checks the p pir n; e e, lament French physlsas hav stated, tat ods teae in summer excit the most hlocrs bie forms of cou . White wool - fannelis a most deten guerdalnet these sddena ca es, bae It hshit the beat of the body In, while t rep;i the ezxeeve eLt umwithbet; iteo Sthe water ef perrt e to Its otat whldle thesurfocs net the kin· Is drir. Weal luw the sdik, attoa and ba eaxt the skln gt saturated with water, and t hwr a sIa the slghtest wLe tlhat material tumes the sla. Tim rlt sheald ib to wear white woolE e Sanel aext tbe skia all the yar mrnd; thlck la wlnter, a itle tlinaser in Aprl, a gap e mateial the arst day of July; on the rst of October resume whats laid slde ai Jily; oa the rst of December pat on the thkest, extend h to ankles and wrists. k l m heaa o ne ae espeellly necessary to all old people to all Invalids and young children; , day laborr and all out-door workers would be incaleably benefited by the same observances. Hairs Jourast of HeattA for ApriL. Trxas is the third State in the Union,' as a wheat-growing State. The wheat crop of Texas was, in average per acre, just equal to that of California last year.