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VOLUiffS XVIII. - NUHBEBU TIIE POTTER .JOURNAL, PUBLIBHKD BT 11. W. Mf AL,4H\ FY, Proprietor. IF?** I>evrttcd to the cause of Republicantpr*, t v 'o in tc- ts of Aiirio"lture,the advancement of Education, an t thn hest <ocd <>i Potter county. Owning tie ituide i :ept that of i'ri icipte, it will endeavor to aid in the *-t of more fully Freedoinizlngour Country. Grr* Advertisements Inserted at the foliowine rate, I i -ept where specialbarg lin* ire made, A "-quare Id lOlin.-s of Brevier or 8 of Nonpa eil types : 1 *q iare, 1 insertion - f* & ' ljtquare.2 or S inse tions... -- i " Kich s insertion less than Id 411 I J square, 1 year to t" Bu iness Cariis. 1 year j Administrator's or Executor's Notices 3 00 Special and Editorial Notices per line 20 All transient advertisements must he paid in idvance,and no notice will be taken of adverti omenta frorn a distance, unless they are accompanied by the i ' tnoney or satisfactory reference. B?~Tob Work, of all kinds, executed with neatnese And despatch. i ' BUSINESS NOTICES. Free nnil Accepted Ancient Yorlt Musoiis nULAMA LODGE. No. 342, F A. M. Stated I J Meeting'* on the 2d and 4tli '"'ednes uiysotsach tuofith. Hall, in the 3d Story of the Olmsted Bh'Ck. I>.C.LiKBABBK,Sec. \VM. SHEAR, W.M. O. T. ELLISOST, >J. !., I T)RACTICING PHYSICIAN. Coude sport, Fa. respectfully informs the citizen-* ot the village and I vicinity that he will promptly respond to all calls lor , profession .1 set vices. Otttc on First street, tirsl door west of his residence. 17-40 JOHN S. MANN, k TTORNF.Y AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW A - \_ Coudersport, F:, vv.ll atie ,d the several Courts In I'otter and Cameron counties. All business en- J trusted to his care will receive prom p. attention. I'rtice on Maui street, iti residence. OLMSTEI) ami I.AItKAKFK, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Coudersport, Penna. , Wilt attend to all business entrusied to their care with promptness and fidelity. Will al*o attend the several courts ill the adjoining counties. Otlice In tlic second storey of the Olmsted Block. ( IS i.lt BE.VSO.V. VTTORNEY-AT i.AW, Cotider-port, Fa , will , attend to all business entrusted to Inn with care anil promptness. Attends Courts <>. anjoming eoiiu ties. Olttce ou Second street,near the Allegany bridge r. W. KNOX. VTTORNEY AND COUNSEi.LOR AT LAW. Cou tersport, l*a., vv II attend the Uouits ill i ot *rr and the adjoining count es. JIII.LEK A McAS.AItXKY, i TTOR * EYS-AT LAW, IURUISBCRG, Fenn'a.— \_ Agents for ihe Collection of CI dnis agaii st the I'mted .-Rates and Mate Government , u •as I'etisio •*, Bounty, Arrears of Fay,Ac-Ad Iress i> \ 'JS, urn-inn!' W B MtLLKR, J- c M At.AKSKV .n. w. ?I<-AI.AKM:Y. ( I">EAL ESTATE and IXSUIt iNCK AGENT \ Land Bought and Sold, Taxes pajd and Titles investigated. Insures property against rtie in tie- liest companies in the Country, and Fersoni- aga nt Acci dents In the Travelers Insurance Company of llart . tord. Business transacted promytly 17-29 I. A. ST F. 14III\S A Co.. M ERCHANTS—DeaIers in Dry Goods, Fanev j Goods, Groceries.Provision-,F'our,Feed, Poi k. and everything usuilly k-pt in a good country ~t" ie , Produce bought nd s<dd 1 ' f. 11. SDDIfiXS, -m r ERCn.V b'T - WELLS VI i.LE X Y , W! ,v 3JL sale and Retail Dealer in Dr.\ <iu> s, i- wiry and Staple Goods Clothing, Ladies Dre-nG •od* Gro o-ries. Flour, Feed, tc, R tailers supplied n liberal terras <TIAHI.FM S. JONES. A fERCNANT— Healers in Drugs M dicines, aiuts, .M Oils, Fancy Articles, 8 ntiotiery, Dry Goods, | Groceries, sc.. Main Sir<-rt, ' oudersport, Pa l>. E. OLII.STEI). MERCHANT— Dealer in Dry Goods. Ready-made CI thing, Crockery, Groceries. Flour, Feed, i Fori, Provisions, A-e., Main street, Cou lersport, Fa COLLINS SMITH, MBKCH AN r—Dealer in Dry Goods. Groceries, i Provisions, Hardware, Queens ware, Cutlery, •ml all O'Hjis u-ually found in a country slore. n'6l , 11. J. OLMSTED, HARDWARE Mcrcuant, and Dealer in Stoves, Tin and Stieet Iron Ware. Main street, Fonder snort, Pentii'a. Tiu and Sheet Iron War made to • r ter. i good s'vl', on Abort nt c ■ i cou DEBSPOST lIOTEL. HC. VERM ILY EA.FKOPRH TOR. Corner rf Main and Second streets Co .dm sport .Potter Co. Fa. A Livery St ilile is also kept in coil eciion with tins Hotel. Daily Slaves to and from the Railroads. Cotter Journal Job-Otllre. HAVING lately added a fine new assortment of JOB-TYI'E to our already large assortment.) ere are now prepared to do all kinds ot work, cheaply •nd with taste and neatness. Orde s solicited. "LYMAN HOUSE. Lewisville, Potter county, Pennsylvania. BURTON LEASTS. Proprietor. H l ing taken tliis excellent Hotel, the proprietor wishes 0 make the acquaintance of the traveling public and eels confident of givug satisfaction to a.i who may all on him.—Feb 12.66 tf t~ MARBLE WORK Monuments and Tomb-Stones of all kinds, will he furnished on reasona ble terms and short notic** by Ilroniile. Residence: Eulalia, I,'i mih-s south of Coudersport, Fa , oil the Binneniahaiiing Road, or leave your orders at the Post Ollicc. feffii II AN BAKEIt. "OENSION, BOUNTY and WAR CLAIM AGENCY 1 pensions procured for Soldiers of the present War who are disabled by reason of wounds received or disease contracted while in the scrv.ee of the United Btates ; and pensions, bounty, and arrears of pay ob tained for widows or heirs oi' those who have died or been killed while in eerv.oe. All letters nf inquiry promptly answered, and ou receipt by mail of a state ment of the case of claimant, I will forward the ne cessary papers for their signature. Fees in Pension cases as fixed by law. Refers to lloi-s. Isaac Benson, A G. Olmsted,"John S. Mann, and F W Knox, Esq DAN BAKER, JuneS 64 Claim Agent, Coudersport, I'a. ~f A Per Year' We want agents <PJLaiIJV/VR everywhere to sell our IMPROVED |2d Sewing M ictnnes. Three new k nds. Under and upper feed. Warranted .fr v l years. Above salary r large Commissions paid. The nxi.r machines sold In tha United States for less than .*4O, which are luily licensed by Howe, Wheeler .t Wilson, Grover A. Ba ker, Siuger A Co.. Jk B ichelder. Ali. otlier cheap nia ehines are infringements and the seller or user are jiahle to arrest, tine, ami imprisonment Circulars ree. Address, or call upon Shaw A Clark, Biude ferd, Maine, or Chicago, III.Do". 26, 1860. iswly. Itch! Itch! Itch! SCRATCH! SCRATCH ! SCRATCH! WBEATO!¥'S OI\TME*T, Will Cure the Ileli in 48 Honrs ! Alto cures SALT RHEUM, UL< EK"\ CHIL BLAINS, end all ERCFTIONS OF THE SKIN. Frie 50 eMKti. Fm P.\ r**ndnfir M cents to WEEKS A POITER, Sole Agents, 170 ashiugton street, Boston, it will be fo warded by * Ml, free of postage,to any part of toe United Slate*. • 1, IRM. sp.notice wky lyr. 4i i i Jit UtiV.u .J. A i A FOR THE JOI RNAL. The Northern and Southern Johnnies. There's a party that stubbed at our nat ional life, And fought for years to destroy us; Having failed, they 're now prating of justice and right, And they hope by this means to decoy us; And their northern allies, to help them along, With murder and burning ran riot; For aiding treason '* their regular worJi, And whiskey their every-day diet. O, they're all Old Nick's own darling brats, And the same mother's sonnies; At the North they say they 'rc Democrats, At the South we call them Johnnies. They murdei'd our boys who foil into their hands By poison, exposure, aud famine; The r *cord they made is so horribly dark, That it sickens the heart to examine; This the northers have scarcely the clicek to deny, But't is clear tliat they do not regret it, For theyprate of the injuries done to their friends And they say our bereaved should forget it. O, they 're all Old Nick's own darling brats, And the same mother's sonnies; At the North they say they're Democrats, At the South we call them Johnnies. And once,when a northerner went to the South, | Who was n't their sneaking vassal, If he ventured at all to open his mouth, He furnished a rope with a tassel. And now, that these outrages surely must cease,' Is demonstrated bv figures; The northern rebels loudly applaud, While the southern rcbs murder the niggers, j O, they're all Old Nick's own darling brats, And the same mother's sonnies; At the North they say they're Democrats, At the South we call them Johnnies. The various tribes of this long sundered host, Lately met in the city of Phi la., For sitting with muzzles and swallowing blind, The doings of Andy end Billy; Midst the kissing and crying this fact came to ' o j a light, j No eflori could longer postpone it: That the bet of this party reside at the South, I And the northers are happy to own it. O, they 'rc all Old Nick's own darling brats, ' A"d the same toother's sonnies; At the North they say they're Democrats, At the South we call them Johnnies. VVM2I. CONFEDRIT X IIOADS J j (wieli is iu the ."Stan uv Kentucky.) V XoveniLer 7, 1860. ) 1 wuz called to Washington by our pat ron Saint, the President, to comfort hi wounded spent. There aint no disguisin the fact, the sperit of Androo Johnson is wounded. He hez endoored the slings and arrers uv nio r e out raj us fortune than any other man who has lived sence the davs uv Hain'ick—more, indeed, than Ilamlick endoored —twict over. I lam lick's father wuz pizeiied and his mother married agin afore he mournin clothes wuz wore 1 out, suthin no savin, prudent woman would do; but what wuz that to wat A. Johnson endoors every day '! Nothin. The cabinet meeting to wieh I wuz i summoned wuz called for the purpose uv isheddin a tear or two over the election re turns, and to consider a variety uv letters wich His EggeeHeucy lied received within a few days. 1 may remark that the cabi net lied a gloomy and mildewed look. The fust wuz from Rev. Henry Ward Beecher. Mr. Beecher remarked that lie lied the highest passible respeck for the oflis wunst held by the go >d Washinton, the great Adams and the sainted Linkin. lie omitted remarkin nnythin about Peerce and Bookatian out of regard for the feelins uv the present incumbent, wich, ef he lied read History correct, wuz a ardent sup porter uv the Aduiinislrasheus of both of them men, wich he considered stains upon the pages uv American history wich he cood wish mite be obliterated But wat he desired to say wuz that he had a higher regard for the good opinion of mankind in general than he bed for the good opinion uv the accidental incumbent uv any oftiis, and ez he lied, in an hour uv temporary mental aberrashen, wich he bed happily passed, endorsed the Adrninistrashen, wich insanity lied worked evil unto him, he re kested ez a simple act uv justice that the President shood cause it to be known that he (Beecher) wuz not considered by the Administrashen ez a supporter thereof. "1 do this," sed the writer, 1 becoz the impression that I am in the confidence uv your Eggslencv, wich is onfortunatly abroad, hez seriously DAMAGED MY KEPL*- TASHEN. Trooly yoors, et settry. The read in uv this letter wuz follered by a miuit uv profound silence, wich wuz broken by the President. '"Let him pass,' sed the great man who hez the dispensin uv the poste olfisis, "let him pass. But here is another," said he, burstin into teers, "read that." i It was from Gen. Custar, him uv the yaller hair, wich bed some reputashen dooren the war ez a cavalry commander. It wuz to the same effect. Ife lied when he sposed that the policy of the Pres ident, wich lie esteemed ez he must auv man who held the exalted position wunst iicmit to U)i iViifjipu? of Jrijw DAiVJingii, qi>d if EfaftfrH # jflfr. COUDSR3POBT, POTTER COUNTY, PA., TUESDAY NOVEMBER 20, 1866. | occupied by the good Washington, the ! great Jefferson and the sainted Linkin — "The ongrateful dog doesn't respect ME, sed Androo, "its the offis I lil!," and he burst into a fresh flood. When he sposed the President's wuz such as a soljer and a patriot cood en - dorse, lie endorsted it. But he diskivered that it led him, back foremost, into compa ny wich, dooriu the late war he hed a'luz visited face foremost and on hossback, and therefore, to SAVF BIS REPUTASHUN, he must beg that the President wood give it out, that lie (Gen. Custar) wuz not nor never lied bin a supporter uv his policy, and oblige Yours trooly, ez before. o * ' I wuz too hart-broken at this to make j any replv, and Cowan and Doolittle wuz; in the same fix. The Kernelcy wich wuz given to Custar to keep him in posishen, j hed been promised to a Demokratic captin, who wuz led by a company in the first Bull j Run fight, and who threw up in disgust | next day, not liking the manner in wich the war wuz bcin conducted, but now the' Kernelcy wuz gone and Custar too, and | wat wuz worse, there wuz no sich thing to] be thot uv ez dismissing him. The entire company yoonited in minglin their teers. The next letter wuz read by Seward ez lit wuz addressed to him. It wuz from Raymond. He opened with the remark that for the Presidential office lie hed the highest respeck. Aside from the consid erashen that it hed bin wunst okkepied by j ! the good Washington, the great Adams, and the sainted Linkin, the President mite be considered the Father of his country, hevin so large a number of helpless chil i dren to provide for, and besides he lied a instiuktive respeck for the dispenser of any thing. It was difficult for him, Lein a simjue minded man, not to auDere to the President, hut— "Good Heavens!' si i reeked Johnson, "that little fox ain't a goiu to speak uv ins reputashen ?" "Booty requires the reedin uv the entire dockeyinent, painful to my feelins ez it ma} j bp," sed Seward. "He concloods tlinsly:" 1 "I am forced to ask you ez one enjoy in jconfidenshel relations with Him who occu j pies the Presidential chair, to hev it given ! jout that I stand in opposition to him. A doo REG AUD FOR MY REPUTASHEN impels, me to this course. I remain, Yoors Trooly." There wuz 2or three more. Gen. Carey, , uv Ohio, requested the President to remove ; him from his Collectorship, ez the holdin uv j it wuz INJOORIN HIS REPUTASHEN; a editor j out west, who wuz sedooeed into takin a! Post Ofiis, begged to hev it taken off his hands, that he might save his circulashen before it was everlastingly too late; and fina'ly we cum to wun the seal uv wieh wuz a coat uv arms, bull dog rampant, 1 bow le-knife coudiant,supported by trotting horses, on a field uv green cloth. It wuz from Hon. John Morrisey, who hed jest been e'ected to Congress in Noo Yoik. Mr. Morrisey remarked that ez one uv the pillars uv the Democrasy, lie felt he had a rite to speek. lie wished it to be understood Lnat he washed lus bauds uv j any connection with Johnson or his part} - . He hed seed a lite. In states where the Democrasy, uv wich he wuz a pliler, lied tied themselves to Johnson, they hed gone down to a prematoor grave. Respeck for the high offis restrained him from savin o J that the Democrasy coodent carry such a cussid load, but he wood say th i the re . • -r suit uv the election in Noo York, where they depended solely on muscle and nigger, wich is the reei Democratic capital, and sue ceeded, while where the Democasy wuz loaded down with Johtisoniauism they failed, satisfied him that the President wus a ink nbus. lie said this with all doo respeck for the oflis. Mr. Mossisey further remarked ' that he hed also personal reasons for makin i his request, lie commenced in a humble position, and hed filled the public eye long enuff to satisfy his modest ambishen—he hed walloped Sullivan and Heenan—hed owned the fastest horses and won more money at faro than eny man iu Amerika. His ambishen w uz satisfied so furez he wuz concerned, but he hoped to leave behind him for his infant son, (wich wuz only twelve years uv age anil wieh hed a devel opment uv intelleck afld inusc'e remarkable . for one so tender, hevin already walloped every boy in the skool to wich lie wuz a . going,) he desired to leave that son a hon orable name.* It hed bin given out that lie wuz a supporter uv the individooai who okkepied the Presidential ofiis, and it wuz injoorin him. He wished that stigma re . .moved — A REGARD FOR HIS REPUTASHEN forced him to insist upon it. And this epistle wuz dooly signed, A his JOHN X MORRIS Y, M. C. , [ murk. There was siience in the Cabinet. This last stroke intensified the gloom w ieh hed settled onto the government, and as 1 turn ■ ed my tear-bedewed eyes I saw the great drops cou nun down the cheeks uv every one present. Mr. Seward retired without i saying anything about ninety days, aud one by one they departed. It wuz a solemn time. There wuz oilier ,' letters yet lo be read, but no one hed the i heart to open 'em. I made a move in that direckshun, but Androo prevented me. "I'm sick*," murmured he in a husky voice, wich showed that his heart wuz peerced— "Help me to bed." I saw the great man burv Lis intelleetooal head boneath the snowy kivrin uv his oneasy couch, all but his nose, wich with liitn is the thermometer J uv the sole, and w hicji accordingly glowed, not with the yoosooal brilliant hue, but with a dull, dearl and ghastly bloo. Notic in the convulsive heavins uv the kivers which betrayed the agitashen uv the breast i beneath, I whispered in his ear ez 1 handed him his nite drink uv rye whisky flavored with bourbon, that he hed one hold, ez ! Delaware hed sustained linn. A flush uv j [satisfaction passed over his nose, but it. sub [ sided in an instant. "Troo," gasped he,: y'its ourn now, but before the next election ; la couple uv them Massachoosits ablishnists | will buy the cussid State and re-people it Yo soot 'tin," and he gave a convulsive ; ! gasp and sank into a troubled slumber. It wuz a tec iin occasion. PETROLEUM V. NASBY, P.M. (wich is Postmaster.) Our \ext I'uiled Slat©.* Senator. Other things being equal, the first fcon sideration in the choice of a Senator to succeed the ingrate Cowan, is to avoid all danger of the qualities that made that man I betray the party which elected him. Nu one doubts that Stevens, Forney and Cam eron, would "lill the bill" of Radical ex pectation; but there is no denying that a| wide-spread distrust prevails in regard toj Governor Curtin. After having formally declared his determination to retire from public lite at the end of his second guber-; j natorial term, (which he did before assem bled thousands in Indiana county, ttvo | years ago,) he has remained more than ncut'al during the terrible struggle be j tween Andrew Johnson and Congress, and when that struggle was practically decided by ihe nomination of General Geary, ou the 7th of March last, Curtin became at j ! once a candidate for Senator, and made I • i himself prominent. Ilis annual mess a ire to ' . . i the Legislature in January last, did not contain a single reference to the noble at titude of Congress, but was silent in re gard to all those tremendous issues which; | were exciting and dietratting the public, min i. The following is the only passage' from that paper, all the more remarkable,! because it is the only instance in which a Republican Goternor fearlessly refused to meet and discuss fundamental principles j during the progress of the rebellion. Ilis promise to continue to "pursue the same ; eouase during the embarrassments necessa-' rilv connected with the entire restoration of the country," would unquestionably have been fulfilled if he had not changed his views and become a candididate for United States Senator: "My uniform course, during the late war, was to avoid the discussion of the policy of the General Government, while giving a' hearty support to the National authorities sn all their measures to suppress t the re hellion. I shall continue to pursue the same course during the embarrassments necessarily connected with the entire resto ration of the country. The principles ex pressed in the message of the President, at the commencement of the session of Con gress, will receive mu cordial support." The message from which we quote was not sent to the Legislatuie, owing to the 1 absence of the Governor, until the 26th of January, 18GG, while Congress was iu the [ !: midst of its troubles with Johnson. Governor Curtin is naturally a conserv ative, and while his speeches during the } . campaign were sufficiently patriotic, there • was none af that breadth of view and se ' verity of argument on great principles ' which should characterize the next Senator from Pennsylvania. His avoidance of all allusion to Andrew Jonuson's treachery, ■ till reminded of it bv his own friends, wa.- ' to say the least of it, "eloquent silence." 1 He was kind to the soldiers, we are told— " so wa* Gen. Cameron, and Mr. Stevens, L and Col. Forney. Gov. Curtin visited the J soldiers, and made speeches to them Col. 1 Forney wrote and spoke for them daily, and ministered to their wants in many ways; he was the first to insist that soldiers should be notninated for office, and his ad vice has been followed in a majority of the loyal States. In Pennsylvania he was General Geary's earliest friend, as well as Gen. Owen's. Mr. Stevens did not visit s the camps, nor make speeches to the regi -1 ments, but he gave munificently from his - purse. Shall we compliment men for sim t ply doing their duty ? The next Senator )' irom Pennsylvania should possess uncom t mon ability—he should be whole-hearted, e progressive, far-seeing, and radical —lie should be a statesman. Nothing Fss will r meet the exigencies of the day. Is Gov e'eruor Curtiu such a man? i A SHARPSHOOTER DISLODGED. INCIDENT OF TIIE BATTLE OF GETTYSBURG. The late Joshua R. Giddings, of blessed memory, was a dead shot—not only era torically considered, but with a rifle. There was not a man or boy in Ashtabula count}, (and that county was celebrated for fine! marksmen,) that could excel him at a squirrel hunt or shooting at a target, lb son George R., is a veritable chip of tin old block. On these hm ting excursions of the elder Giddings, he was invariably accompanied by Grotius, and it was these lessons in politics and wood craft which soj well fitted him for the career which the shadowy future had in store for him. On j these occasions the elder would say to him: j "Grosb, my boy, never be guilty of an act or word which will give aid, eounsel, or comfort to the institution of slavery and its attendant iniquities, or close your door! or heart against the hunted fugitives from! oppression, or bring home a squirrel unless shot through the head." As each of these maxims harmonited completely with the natural bent of the youngster's mind, he treasured them ac cordingly. His returning at the age of 1 L o * c r? from a match squirrel hunt of two days' duration, and bringing with him 180 of the "small deer" with their heads otf, proved that the wood craft was well learned; and his subsequent career, both in the field and in the office, showed that the political por tions of the lather's teaching were well stored by the *on. But 1 started to tell you an incident of the battle of Gettysburg. Be patient; 1 am coming to that. I must reach the point by regular approaches. At the breaking out of the war, "o'd j Father Giddings" was Consul General to Canada, stationed at Montreal. Grotius R. was in his office as Vice Consul Gen ; eral. W hell the first news of the struggle was received, voung Giddings became rest- . : less. Ilis father noticing the fact, remarked to him one day, "Grosh, what is the mat ter with you ?" "Father," replied the Vice Consul, "I think 1 want to go home." "Well," said the elder, "I've been think ing it was the best thing you could do; and the sooner you go the better. When can you get ready ?" "By the next tiain," answered the junior. On the next train he started for the Buckeve State. Passing through Columbus, lie called on Gov. Denuison, who was then in the guber natorial chair, obtained a commission, and left for home in Ashtabula county. In three and one-half days from the tune lie left Montreal, he had his company fud and sworn into the Unite 1 States service. That company lie commanded iu person until the battle of Pliillippi, when he was pro moted to a Maj uity in the 14th regulars, which regiment he led at Gettysburg. The i * - 14th was close to the front and lying un der the fire of the enemy. The Major wa> standing behind his command. Behind him was a large rock and behind the rock a sharpshooter, with his tele copic rifle vain v endeavoring to silence a sharpshooter of the rebel persuasion, whom the Confed erate Gen. Wilcox kept upon his stafl* to pick oft'our officers A large r<*ck on the rebel right of Round Top afforded a sale cover for the Alabamian—(who, by the way, was considered one of their crack marksmen.) He would load his ritfe be hind the rock, then jump on the latter and take deliberate aim at any officer he could see on onr line; the drop behind the rock, and again re-load. This he continued with fearful rapidity and precision, Maj. Gid dings, being rather conspicuous, came in for a share of the rebel's attentions. At last, sick of the annoyance, he turned to the [ sharpshooter in the rear:— "Here, you man with the telescopic ! rifle, can't you Diing down that rebel rifle man ?" "Well, Major, I am trying to fetch him," replied the man; "but it is a long range." "It is no longer for you than it is for him; and if you don't thoot him, he'll shoot me," said the Major. "If it's all the same to you I'd rather you'd shoot him." "But," answered the soldier, "the Johnny has one of those long range English Whit worth rifles, and they beat ours iu bearing up at that distance." "Well," remarks the Major, if you can't hit him, s op tiying, for you only draw hi> attention this way, and if you don't stop I'll shoot him myself." The soldiers and others in hearing smiled at what they deemed the boasting speech of the Major. Just then, whiz! came a shot from the rebel sharpshooter, which completely shaved oft' one-half of the Major's moustache. Now this hirsute or nament was a particular pet of the Major; in fact, his monstache was his pride. Feel ing something sting rather sharply, in close proximity to his nose, he quickly clapped his hand to the spot, and behold one-half of his upper lip was shorn of its glory. To say thai the Major was mad would be draw ing it rather mild. Quickly snatching up a Springfield rifle from one of his men, lie dropped behind a small rotteu stump, aud literaliy laid low TERMS.--$1.50 PER ANNUEL for the Johnny. In ;i few moment* the game appeared, and quickly drawing tii piece to his shoulder, the rebel sharpshooter sent his ball crashing through the sknll of the color corporal, within ttiree teot of the Major. But it was his last shot; (or before lid could gain his covert, the Major let drive,- and the rebel was seen to toss his anitf wildly, throw his ride high in tlie air, and fall headlong down from his rocky perch dead as Juhus Caesar. A stunning cheer from the entire line in sight of the roek, greeted the Major's fesf, while he coolly proceeded to reload his rifle/ Just at that moment the rebel color guard came up to the rock close by where the rebel sharpshooter lay, and planted their colors b.-side it. The Major again dropped behind tee rotten slump; taking rest over the top, he sends the color ser geant one, and the rebel flag was brought to the dust. Again cheers broke from our line; but by this time the enemy's atten tion was attracted to his point, and a squad of sharpshooters was beought up as near our lines as their cover would allow. They had evidently sighted the Major's position. Capt. Coppinger, of the 14th, who ha i been watching the movement on the part of the gray coats, suddenly called out: "Major, you had better move off front that stump, for the enemy have got range and mean mischief." The Major moved some 10 or 12 feet to the right, when, whir r came a valley, and I some eight ha.ls passed through the stump directly in range of where the Major's heal ' was some seconds before, lie coolly re marked, "A miss is as good as a mile," and | walked away. After the battle, the General command the division remarked to the Major: JO _ J "That is the first time I ever saw a tel escopic rifle beat by a Springfield musket at 400 cards. When and where did ymt ! acquire such skill as a marksman "When I was 10 years old, in the wools |of the Buckeye State," answered the Ma jor—"the military school of the north west." During the day's fight the 1 4tl captured some of these sharpshooters, an 1 fro n then* learned of the consternation produced by the fatal accuracy of the M ijor's shots. I'hey told us that the fi-st shot passed di rectly through the sharpshooter's throat, completely severing the spinal cord. Tile color sergeant was mortally wounded in the chest.— Detroit D res s. Lorelfto Dow, belated one night in his travels, unceremoniously entered an out oi the way house and requested lodgings. The woman of the house objected, having for a companion a man whom Lorenzosoou ascertained was not her husband. But Lorenzo insisted, and she at length con sented —immediately fastening, against ! further unwelcome visitors, the only out side door of the house. Soon a loud knock was heard. It was her husband, unexpect edly returned. Unable to leave the house, the friend, to conceal himself, jumped into a large box conveniently at hand, and has tily covered himself with the hatchelings •of flax it c ntained, by which time the wife had unfastened the door and admitted her husband. Having spent the e l . ening it the tavern, he was just tipsey enough to be noisy and Courageous, lie soon made the acquaintance of Lorenzo, whom he had heard much of but had never se-.-n. He had been toi I that he Could raise the devil, and he insisted upon his immediate v j doing so —not that he believed m any, hut if there was any, he wanted to see bin. In vain L->reuzo objected, protesting h.s i unwillingness and the danger attending Uj &c., but the more than half-drunken IIU-J --j bati'i insisted. At last Lorenzo said, "if you are determined to see him, open (ho } door, put out the light, and stand out of the way, or he may take you with him; t* >r when he comes he will be in flames of b-e and I warn you of the consequence' Lighting a bunch of matches, tout in. e might be a great smell of brimstone; and muttering over a few unintelligible sent" i ees, Lorenzo set lire to the hatch-dings, an t cried out, "Come forth, thou evil one, I begone forever!" when out sprang t is* ma completely enveloped in flames, and put for the open door, leaving the house with a mo-t nuearthly yell. To his dying day the husband was ready to testify thai L renzo not onlv could, but did raise the devil, for he "had s-een and snielied him.' "They say I am growing old, because ' my hair is silvered and there are en w's. feet upon my forehead, and my step is u .t I so firm and elastic as of yore. But th--v . are mistaken. That is not me. Tiro • knees are weak, but the knees are not mo The eyes are dim, but the eyes are not rue. ; This is the house in which L live; but I am young, younger now than I ever wae J before.— Dr Guthrie. t It is related that the clerk of a r>?al > church in England recently made tire tbl - lowing announcement to the congregation : "You are requested to attend a meeting in 1 the vestry at four o'chx'k, to consider <>a t the means of 'eating tue church, and to ' digest other matters." O