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VOLUtfS XYIII.--NUMBER 35. THE POTTER JOURNAL, FCBLISRKD BT M. W. XcALARV BT, Proprietor. K7*Devntcd to the cause >f Republicanism, the in ltru of A rfrioelture, the advunceme.it of Education, and the heel *ocd ol Putter county. < "wrung no ijuide • coept that of Principle, it will endeavor to aid iu the Vrark of inure fully Freedomixii.g our Country. V ilverliuementa inserted at the followtne rate-, •xoept where specialliargaina are ra.tde. A "'-quart* U to lines of Brevier or 8 <>t Nonpa eil types : 1 square, 1 insertion $1 50 1 square. 2 or 3 inse' tion* - - Kach s ib.equent insertion less than 13 40 \ square, 1 year . no Bad.Curds, t year-------- (M . Administrator'!, <> Exec .tor e Notices 300 aud Editorial Not.c.-s [>er ime -0 "■ar All transient advertisements must be paid in %dranee.and no notice will be taken of adve' ti-enietlts *rm a distance, unless they are accompanied by the money or satisfactory reference. W3* Tob Work, of all kinds, execute 1 with neatness •nd despatch. BUSINESS NC)TICES. rree and Accepted Ancient York Masons EULALI A LODGE. No. 342, FA. M. Stated Mee trigs on the 2i and 4U> ' ,T edues "aysot each mouth. Hall, in the 3d Story of the < limited Block. I).C.LARRABKg,Sec. WM. SHEAR, W.M. O. T. ELI.I.SOY M. I., PRACTICING PHYSICIAN. Coudersport, Pa , respectfully informs ti.e citizens ol the village and vicnitv that he will promptly respond to all calls for i profession 1 sei vices. Otnoe on First street, firsi d<-or J wrst of iiis residence. 17-40 JOHN S. MANN". \ TTORNEY aND COUNSELLOR AT LAW Coudersport, 1':.., wdl attend the several U. urts j tu Potter and Cameron counties. Ail business en trusted to his care will receive prompt attention. j Office on Mam street, in residence. 4H.MSTEI) and I.AURABEE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Coudersport, Penn'a Will attend lo all business en'rusied to their | are with prunpt ;ess and fi Klity. Wdl al-o attend : lbs several courts iu the adj.iiii ■£ counties. Office In the seeoud storey of the oim-ted Block. ISAAC BENSON, ATTORNEY- AT-LA W, Couder-port, Pa., will j attend to all bu-iness entrusted to n ttl *itt care j and promptness. Attend* C>u ts of adjo ning coun I tits. Office on Second st reel,near the Allegany bridgi j r. W. KNOX, VTTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW Cou'ersport, Pa., w 11 attend the courts in Pot- ! '.r nd 'he adjn n: ir fount < * F. I St ITTF.It. >l. !.. XJIIYSICIAN and Surgeon svo dd respec'fully In- , f form the citiz-ns of Cuud.-rs, ort and vicinity j w*t he ha* op-wed an Office in the Cuudeigport i Hotel, and will be retdv a! a I f.m. s to m ike pro i fessional calls. He i* a regular graduate of Bull ilc Medical Co lege of 1863. Jan 1 17. ELLISON" A TiIOMI'sOX, DEALERS in Dm gs, Medicines, Paints, fill*. I Varnisi.es, Lmi,s and '-'aiic. art c.es, Book - ui mn Minds —School and Miss-llaueous, Slariouery , I ks Ac. In M iiinliigs old Jewelry Stme. Jan- 1. 'B7. MILIAR A McALAUN LY, A TTOR EYS-AT LAW. 11 uiM*rro, Penn'a J\_ Agent* for the Collection of Claims agaii st die Luited Mates and *tate.overnment-,iu n asi'eusions. Bounty, Arrears of Pay, Ac-Address 8..x 95, un-i-tont \r H MILt.BR, •' ■ p M Al. ArX K V < M. XV. MeALABIEY, REAL ESTATE and INSUR .NCE AGENT ! Land Boight and Sold, Taxes paid aud Titles ; Investigated. Insures property against tire in th- best | compauie* in the Country, ami Personsaca n-t Aeci dents In the Tr.velera Insurance Company of llart ford. Business transacted promytlv 17 29 C. 11. ARMSTRONG, HARDWARE Mercnant, and Dealer in S oves, Tin and Sheet I run Ware Main street, touder • port, Penn'a. Tin and Sheet Iron Ware made to • r ier, in good style, on sh-rt notice. I\ A. STEltltl N'S A Co., MERCHANTS— Dealers in Dry Goods, Fancy Goods, Groceries.Provision-,Flour,Feed,Pork, and everything usudly k- pt In a good country stme Produce limitriit and s"ld 17 29 C. 11. SIMMONS, MERCHANT -WELLSVILLE n Y, whole sale and Retail Dealer in Dry Goo Is, Fancy and Staple Gno Is Clothintf . Ladies DressGuods Groceries Flour, Feed, Ac. R toilers supplied m liberal terms , CHARLES S. JONES. MERCHANT— Healers in Drugs Medicines, ''nlnts. ! Oils, Fancy Articles, S ationery, Dry Goods, j 1 Orreries, *e.. Main Str-et. l eudersport. Pa 1. F.. OLMSTED. "\ TERCn ANT—Dealer in Dry Goods, Ready-made 3L 01 thing, Crockery, Groceries, Fb-ur, Feed, Port, Provisions, Main street, Cou lerspoit. Pa COLLINS SMITH, MERCHANT— Dealer in Dry Goods. G r ocerie. Provisions, llardwa-e. Queens ware, Cutlery, and all G'hi is n-ually found in a country store, n'fil ( OIDERSPOKT HOTEL. HC.VKRM I LYE A.PHorRtKfOR, Cornet cf Main . and Second streets Coudet sport .Potter Co.Pa. ' A Liery Stable Is also kept in Con ec ion with this ! Motel. Daily Staces to and from the Railroads. Poller Journal Job-Olliee. HAVING lately ad.ledaflue new assortment of JOB TYPE to our already large a-sortment i Wc are tiow prepared t" do all kinds of work, cheap v and with taste and neatness Pi-'ers solicited. I LYMAN HOUSE. Lewisville, Potter county, Pennsylvania. ( IYTRTON" LEWIS. Proprietor. Ha ing J taken this excellent Hotel, the proprietor wishe* I 0 make the acquaintance of the traveling public and . eels confident ol giv- ug satisfaction to a.; who may all on him.— F-b 12.6tj tf I MARBLEWOiiK Monuments and Tomb-Stones of all kinds, will he furnished on reasona • ble terms aud short notic" by i C. Brensilo. 1 Residence: Eu'.alia. 1 ! j mil s south of t Cottdersp.>rt, Pa ,on the Sinnemaho ing Road, or leave v >ur oniers at the Po*t Office. fe6' { I>AN" BAKER. , T)EN?TON. B U *TY and W AR i'I.ATM 1 Ponsto is procured for Soldier* of iie present War who are disabled by reason of wounds r-eelved i or disease contracted while in the service of tne U.nte i i States ; and pensions, bounty, and aire as of pay ob tained for >vidow.* or heirs of those who have died or | been killed while in serv ce. AH letters of Inquiry promptly answere '. and on receipt by mail ola slate- ' meat of theci-eof claimant, I will forward the i.e- j eessary pap-rs for their s.gn.tlure F-es in Pension eases as fixed by law. Refers to Ho s. Isaac Benson, I A G. Olmsted, John S. Mann, and F W Knox, Esq , DAN BAKER, 1 JuncS 64 Claim Agent, Coudersport, Pa. j Itcli! Itch ! I toll! SCRATCH ! SCRATCH! SCRATCH! | ffII8lTO!l'.S OWITIEJT, • Will C'nre Ihe Ileh in 48 Honrs! i Also o.res SALT RHEUM, l'L> ER-, CHIT, PLAINS, end all ERUPTIONS OF THE SK"N i> Price &Q cents F - sale by a'l drngg sts. Bv send ng 60 ceitsto WEEKS A POITER. Sole Agents, 170 Washington street, Boston, it will be fo war'od by t Wall, free of postage.tO all) part of the UuiledrfUUS. *• 1,1896, sfi.uouco wky lyr. . ' A Woman's Complaint. "A place for everything, and everything in its place.'' Yes, it is very easy to talk —so easy that we have not unfrequently see i words absorb deeds entirely. Mr. Green quotes ihe old proverb at you with appalling distinctness w hen you have com mitted the error of putting his slippers un der the wrong comer of the sofa; but when you are turning the whole house upside down after the book that he has lost, you would imagine there wasn't such a thing as a proverb in the create 1 world ! Now, this is hardly even-handed justice. Fair play is only reasonable, even if you | do happen to be a woman! Why should Mr. Green thi* k himself privileged to grum ble at the disorder of the room where you have amused cross children, cut down bin trowsers into little ones, patched, mended, and darned all day lon<r, and then look ' surprise 1 and persecuted because you ob ject to his tossing his newspaper int > ! corner, and his hat into another, and his ! bootjack into a tftird. No. it is Nor fair! "There is a time for all things."' That's what Mr. Green says when you hint that you won d like a little relaxation in the way of theater, opera, or concert—or when you ask him, meekly, when he is going to put a drop of oil on the creaking hinges of the parlor door, or sharpen the dull carving knife. Is there ? Well, then, when is the lime coming for that jaunt to theCatskills that Las been promised you ever since you can remember i When is the time coming for the rea ling aloud of newspapers and in teresting'extracts from spicy books? When is the time coming for him to set plants and shrubs in the deserted garden, instead of smoking an evening cigar on the front balcony with his heels considerably higher than his head ? "Siiks and satins put out the kitchen fire." Mr. Green thii ksyou can make the old gray poplin answer very well for a year ->r two longer. It's old fashioned and shab by, and Mr. Green wonders "Why his wife can't look a little m re like other people." It is ii appro] riate to wear on many occa sions, and the impracticable Geen "don't see why you are not ready to go out with him when he a.*ks you. Women never ARK re.idy!" If silks and satins put out the kitchen fire, what is the relative effoct of l>roadc!olh and ca*simere, patent leather boots and diamond rings? "Take cure of the cent*, and the dollars will take care of themselves." "Be a little more economical in your shopping, my dear. Tueuty-'wo eeuts a yard for "calico, when I saw very decent on the Bowery for eighteen. I call THAT extravagant. Lour cents a yard is worth saving." And if you were to try until doomsday, vou could not persuaie my lorlaurocr.it that twenty two cent calico is actua ly cheaper for little frocks and sleeved aprons than the elegant article he saw on the Bowery. But as for weariug any thing else than the highest priced hats, or denying himself two pair of kid gloves per month—"My dear, you don't understand these things. A man MUST go well dressed dow*!, town!" Now, you see, you can't say anything in self-defence, because Mr. Green says "a con tedious woman is like a continual drop pi"g n a very ia*nv day," You cm only sh t your mouth and crowd back the re be Ileus answers, and wish in your secret heart that all the proverbs your husband has so ready at his tongues end Were not so very applicable to one si le of the question What are ail the antique old word desicca tions good for if they won't work both ways? You never ha 1 a nice little plan yet, but Mr. Greer, cut its tender head oft with one of these merciless packages of wisdom; and you are a mo-t tempted to wish that poor Richard had n wer been born, an I that feulomon had died before he went into the proverb buisness It is hard to endure; but then, after ad. it's rather a consolation to bj able to tell your troub'es iu print. You wonder what Green will say when he reads this article ? Of course, though, he will never suspect ii is HE. Men never know themselves in such a very faithful looking-g'ass—more s the pity !— American Phrenological Jour nal. Strange Story of a Convict The Warren, O, Chronicle , of Decem ber 26th, has the following strange story: "Ed Hay, colored, convicted of burglary at the last term of the court, was taken last week to the Penitentiary, making his third term in that institution. He seemes to b an incoirigible fellow, but claims to have l>een more sinned against than sinning. He claims to he the victim of a merciless set of ]>er*eciitors —an organized band of thieves and counterfeiters. Our readers will remember that we lately pub ishe I two instances in which surgeons extracted needles from Day's nck and breast while in jail awaiting his trial. Four large hut ton needk s were cnt out of his perron, and the surgeons say he has u great many more —perhaps fifty—iu different parts of his body. But as the needles do not seriouslv afl'ect him, except when they work to some esjtecially sensitive part, lie does not like to hav the surgeons operate on hi n. We were present on one occasion when he was jJeboted to tye of Jrtte iuioocirgctj, qi]d tije Jjissetyingtiorj of hj polity, Jjtehßqire apt) ftetos. COJJEASPOAT, POTTER COUNTY, PA., TUESDAY FEBRUARY 26, 1867. being examined by a surgeon, and it was easy to observe the locality of needles in his face and neck. When first asked how they came to he in him, he obstinately re fused to tell; but taking sick, aud thinking perhaps, he had not long to live, he yield ed to frequent persuasions to divulge his secret under condition that it should not be made public until he was out of the way ;of his persecutors. He claims that his prin eipal business has been to discover the {schemes and rascalities of certain parties, and then to blackmail them to keep him from divulging. Some eight or ten years since the Treasurer's office in Ashtabula county was robbed. Day claims to have been made cognizant of the robbery and employed to carry several thousand ; dollars to certain parties, but instead of do ing so he appropriated the money to his, own use. This so incensed his confederates that they determined to punish hirn. He was taken and bound, and while in this helpless Condition, hot needles were forced into his fiesh, and he was forced to swear eternal secrecy, under a penalty of suffer ing a like punishment if he did not keep his promise. Two years ago last summer a paiiy of counterfeiters in this place, en deavored to engage him to do some work tor them. (Day is a tolerable engraver.) j After finding out their plans he refused to; do the work, but told them he wanted {several hundred dollars hush moneyt One! night he was decoyed into a place on Main ; street, knocked down, manacled and carried j to a certain point on a back street, and put ; to tortures that would shame the cruelties! lof the Spanish Inquisition One plan was to tickle the soles of his feet until lie would i faint under the excruciating agony After, | somewhat reviving, r*d hot needles were Idriven in his body, legs, arms and cheeks.' He says he knows the parties, but is afraid ' |to make their names public. How much! truth there may be in his story we will not j pretend to say. The fact that his body [ is literally a needle cushion, leads to infer- ' ence that some forcible means were proba bly used to place them there. This strange story of cruelty and wicked ness is hard to believe as having occurred m these days; yet there are certain circum stances that in some degree corroborate his statements. Had a sharp, discreet detect ive obtained the confidence of Day, he might have learned much that would have aided in unearthing this gang of thieves ami their nefarious schemes. We have no doubt there are many men at large who! are quite as deserving, to say the least, of! Day's fate as himself. Although he is probably a thief himself, he is a sort of Ishmseiite among them. He says he met! several members of the gang in the peni-; tentiarv, and that he was not free from; tin r 1. .ce and persecutions even there,and, that ihe prison keepers were at a loss to' know why be was concerned in so many quarrels with the prisoners, lie did not: dare tell them, because he did not suppose l he would be believed. He is nv>ro than! ordinary sharp; has a good common educa j tion, and read law for a while with John; M. Langston, of Oberlin. He is a good penman, and says counterfeiters used him to imitate signatures to their bills. He 1 learned the art of engraving r.o doubt to! make his services more valuable in the! counterfeiting business. arraigned < l>efore the bar for his late sentence, be : made a *hort speech in his defence, in which some points were made with considerable ability. His attorney, however, did not consider his ea*e defrndable, the proof of, his having commited burglary being too positive to be evaded. He goes to the! penitentiary for three years, but he tol lj, the jai or before he left here he did not ex pect to live through the term. It is hard | to realize what there is iu life to render it desirable to him. An Amorous Shoemaker Come to Grief. We are laughing over an adventure in to which an amorous shoetnakej fell, lie i was not content with the one wife he had i taken, b it he must needs go poaching on , his neighbor's grounds. His neighbor's wife, annoyed by his declaratons, told her husband. The latter replied:—"We will punish him." They put their heads to gether to devise some suitable punishment The evening after his family consultation, the amorous shoemaker (who lived imme diatelv opposite the hou.*e painter, whose wife he so loved) seeing the husband ab sent called on the wife* He was in higher spirits than ever; he bought an enormous posegay, made entirely of roses, and was :us full of compliments as lie could be. The wife said to him, in reply to a question: "My husband litis gone to St. Germain to recover a bebt of some 2l)0f." The shoe maker was delighted at the prospect of spending the whole evening with her Two hours flew away in most delightful conver sation. He pressed her to yield: she re fused. At last she said : "My greatest ob jection to you is the horrible odor of leath er, which all shoemakers have. Take a bath in my husband's bathing tub, and pethaps, after yon smell like other people. I will not be so obstinate as you sav 1 am. The Shoemaker hesitated. He dreaded foul plav, but faint heart never won tair lady—Lo understood aud was soon iu the s bath: He had not been in it more than i five minutes tvhen loud, quick knocking ! was heaid at the door. The wife scream ed, Moil Dieu! There is my husband! | What will become of us?" The shoemaker was frighrened out of his wits, his teeth, i chattered, his knees knocked together, he was utterly bewildered with iright "Come into this wardrobe, quick!" exclaimed the ; wife He obeyed instantly. The wife opened the door; the husband entered i" a towering fury and violently threw his capon the floor, exclaiming: "Accursed Trip! I have not brought one cent back with me to pay the note of 200f. due to morrow. I never in life was in such lad luck as lam now. Give me something to eat! lam half deal with hunger and thirst" The wife replied, in her softest, g-nt Jst tone, "Here is some co!-: meat, r a I ;itid wine, dear." The husband seiz i two knives on the table and sharpened i in in such a manner as must have rn ill-* poor shoem ker's blood run cold as he crouched in the wardrobe naked, wet *hi\vriug with fear, and cold, nearer lead than alive "Wife," continued the nisbaiid, "I must sell the wardrobe to-mor -4 M*' friend the shoemaker over th" way has long been wanting to buy it. I | will carry it to him tomorrow morning" As the husband spoke, be went up to the wardrobe, and after rattling the kevs for some time,in which were new terrors to the ' j poor amorous shoemaker, who, doubtless,; vowe 1 if he ever got out of this scrape, he i would let other men's wives alone. After supper husband and wife went to bed. The next morning at nine o'clock the husband went out to get four porters. Thev took | the wardrobe and carried it over to the shoemaker's. The husband found the shoe maker's family in a state of the greatest consternation. The shoemaker could l>e 1 found nowhere; the warmest appreheneions ; were entertained of his fate*, his family were in tears. The husband was Una! Ie To relieve their anxiety; he had neither seen nor heard of his fiiend. The shoe maker's wife accepted the wardrobe (which she knew her husband hail long desired to purchase,) and when the house painter gave her the key she opened the door to exam ine the condition of her purchase. The instant the door opened a naked man with hair on end, covered with red, bounding forth, knocked down the wife. Her screams, the terror of the pollers and the appren tices, wer" dreadful. Meanwhile, the naked i red man, evidently beside himself* ran wild ly about the shop; his wife, porter.* and ap prentices, flew at him with whatever they could lay hands on, and gave him such a drubbing, until he recovered bis senses sufficiently to discover himself. The house painter had prepared the bath With a laig*- quantity of glue, and had thickly "dusted" the inside cf the wardrobe with powdered chre, which had been transferred to the poor shoemaker's body during his night's restlessness; while the glue, getting into' his hair and drying made his hair seem to; stand on end. When the shoemaker's wife ( found out all these things, she took a broom l stick and belabored her husband thorough ly. An immense crowd was assembled in; front Of their door,(they lived in the Rue; St Antoine,) and the poor shoemaker has become so ashamed, be has not since the occurrence dared to show his face in the street — Paris L' tier. AN INHABITANT OF MILWAUKEE STAGE STRUCK. —The Webb sisters recently ap peared for the first time in "Griffith's Gaunt" in Milwaukee. The red and yel low ]>osters on all the blank walls announ ced that an inhabitant of the town, who had never before appeared on any stage, would lend them his assi*tance for that night oily. The excitettiei t was great in Milwaukee. What inhabitant was stage-struck? The theatre was crammed from lop to bottom. As the play went on the inlial itant of Milwaukee who had never appeared on any stage was discovered to be a pig 1 Douglas said, at the Equal Right's Conveution, that a few years ago die on y luxury he eiij >ycd was a whole seat in the car. Even that luxury he didn't have now. The other night he was riding, muffled in a blanket, when some body Hsked him for half of his seat. He stuck out his head, and says he, "I'm a nigger." "I don't care who the devil you are; I want a seat," The people are con quering their prejudices. THE BRUTE.— A Chicago reporter, de scribing a masked bail, lemarks; "If there are prettier w omen than blondes, they are brunrttes. Cleopatra was a brunette. Ber enice was a brunette. Rachel was a brun ette and so is Miss L. If one wants a flirt, take a brunette; if one wants a ccok, take a blonde. If one wants a wife take neither." fiSfThe removals from office since July last are stated at 445, out of 2434 appoint ments. The nominations sent to the Sen ate were 247, only five of which have been acred on. Of 197 removals iu the Post Oifire Department, 120 were for political retv-toJJS. ,| R Hi sOf Married Women. ; A case that has a double interest for one class of travellers was tried in the Supreme ! Couit of New York city a few days ago. • It grew out of an action brought by a Mrs. , Rawson against the Pennsylvania Railroad :'Company, to recover the value of certain : J baggage destroyed whilst in transit over ■the road of that com pan v. The case had ' been once tried in an inferior Court, where {the jury rendered a verdict for £3,9 .'5 10 "; damages, ami it was taken up to the Su [ preme Court on an appeal from that judge merit. There were two trunks destroyed - in September, 1804, containing clothing, I jewelry and other articles, claimed to be i the full value of the sum given by the jury in their verdict. An interesting f-a , ture of the case wa* that it not only invol , ved the rights of travellers on railroads in this state, but it also involved the rights of married women. The defence seemed to be based mainly on two points: first that the ticket given to this lady had printed on it a limitation which restricted the passenger to 80 pounds of b ggage an 1 of a value not exceeding £IOO, unless upon notice giv- n and an extra amount paid for the luggage at double first class freights; and second, that the property it) ihe trunks was the gift of the husband an 1 remained i his property at common law; that lie, j should l>e plaintitf, and that Mrs. 1 Raw-son, his wife, had no standing in court. So far as the first point is concerned, the i Supreme Court reallinned what we have j frequently published in these columns as the law on th- subject, namely, that a rail way company account, by any notice placed on a ticket or elsewhere, even where such notice is brorghtto the know lei Ige of those whose persons or property it undertakes to carry, avoid its responsibility as a common carrier fur the safe conveyance of what is entrusted to it for transportation, or limits its responsibilit" by any such nolice. Pas sengers may waive their rights by positive contracts for a valuable consideraton, but these rights cannot be taken away by the mere printing of words upon tickets. A MILLION DEATHS FROM FAMINE IN EASTERN INDlA —Under the above start ling heading the "Friend of India" of Nov. 29", has the following: •'Mr T. Ravenshaw, Commissioner ot Onssa, has sent the Bengal G< vernment a report of the famine in that Province ' Never has so heart-rending a picture been ! drawn. An official whose bias, if it exists, ; must! al him to tone down the horriblei facts, estimates the loss cf life from want { <>f food and its Consequences at from 50 OJO, to 600,000. and in some places r.i three-fourths of the whole populati n. Thi* s among the four and a half millions of Orissa alone, where the official reports show the deaihs to be still going on at the rate, of 150 a day. The mortality was not less I severe proportionately in the adjoining dis ! trict of ..iidnepcre, with its popu : ation of more than half a million of peop e, the calamity was comparatively fight, but fam- i ine, disease ana debility swept awav thou sands. The same is true of Chota Nag pore. We have a reliable record of the! deaths of paupeis from famine-stricken dis j tricts in Calcutta. Add to all these mor ti ity in the other districts of Bengal from Sanger Island to Palm and the borders ot Nepaul, and we have a record of the loss of i ■ ife which exceeds in horror and extent that ot any one of ihe six great drouths 01, India during the last Century v Before! the destroying angel takes its final flight 1 the tale will have mounted up beyond a million known deaths " Some time since it was announced that a man at Titnsville, Pa., committed suicide I for the reason that he had discovered lie j was his own grandfather. Leaving a dv ' itig explaining the singular cir cumstance, w-e will not attempt to unrave l | but give his explanation of the mixed up condition cf his kinsfolk in his own words, j : lie says: "I married ft widow who had a ■ grown-up daughter. Mv father visited out { house very often, fell in love with my step | daughter, and married her So inv father | became my son-in law, an 1 my step daugh- j ; ier my mother, because she was my father's j wife. Some time afterwards my wife had i a son; he was my father's brother-in law i md my uncle, for he tvas the brother of my step-mother. My father's wife—/. e„ • m*' step-daughter, also had a son; he was I of course, my brother, and in the meantime ! my grand-child, for he was the son of mv {'laughter My wife was my grandmother, because she was my mother's mother. I was my wife's husband and grandchild at the same time; and as the husband of a person's grandmother is his grandfather, I was tny ow n grandfather." That this wa* a strange condition of things it must be confessed, but we can see no possible rea son why it should cause a man to commit suicide. £~tT Love is as necessary to a woman's heart as a fashionable l>onnet to her head. Indeed, we think, lather more so; for noth ing less than a large measure of love will content her; —whereas the recent fashion has show n that she can be satisfied with a very liiLo bouuet. TERMS.--$1.50 PER ARKUffI. Eiiiouiilci' wiikt an Ittliutyi. J Dr. Hays, in his new wutk, " The open 3 Polar Sea," thus relates a dangerous en ' counter with an iceberg J . "Giving too little lie.'d to cijfrenis, Wd were eagerly watching tie* i" lication of the 1 . jwiiid which appeared at the south, and I hoping for a br.*ez<', w hen it was discovered that the tide had chang.nl and was stealth' ( i'y setting us upon a nest of bergs which lay to leeward. One of them was of that de scription known among the crew by tin? I significant title of "touch-me not," and presented that jagged, honey combed ap pearance indicative of great age. They are unpleasant neighbors. The least His turbance of their equilibrium may cause the whole mass to crumble to pieces, and I woe be unto the unlucky vessel that is I • . P caught in the dissolution. we stood a fair chance of leing ensnared. I The current was carrying us along at an uncomfortably rapid rate. A boat watt f . I.evered as quickly as |mssit>le to run out a line to a U-rg which lay gr un.ded about a hundred yards from us. While this was , being done, we gr ized the side of a b.-tg '; which rose a hundred feet above our top masts, then slipped past another of smaller dimensions. Bv pushing against them with our ice-poles we changed somewhat tho • course of the schooner; but when wo i thought that we were steering clear of the ! in ass which we so much dread* t, an eddy i changed the direction of our drift, and car died us almost broadside upon if, *' 1 lie schooner struck on the starboarl | quarter, and the shock, shght though it was. iliseiigiged some fragments of ice that were large enough to have crushed the ves sel had they struck her, and also mrtttV lit lie hi i ps which rattleit about us; but for tunately no person was hit. The quartet* I deck was quickly cleared, an 1 all hands I crowding forward anxiously watched tho i boat. Ihe berg now begin to revolve, ati I was set tling slowly over us; the little lumps fell thicker and faster upon the after-deck, j and the forcastle was the only place where there was the least chance o. safetw "At length the berg itscli saved u from destruction. An immense mass broke off from that part which was le,.eath the sur face of the sea, and liiis a dozen times Iw ger than the schooner, came rushing tip within a few yards ot us, sending a Vast volume of foam and water flying Irorn its ; sides. This rupture arrested the revolution, and the berg began to settle in the opposite j direction. And now came another danger, i A long tongue was protruding immediate ly underneath the schooner; already the j keel was slipping an I grinding upon it, and it seemed probable that we should be knocked up in the air like a foot ball, or at capsized. The side of our enemy soon leaned from us, and we were in no danger from the worse than hailßtone show ers which had driven us forward; so wo sprang to the ice-poles and exerted our : strength in endeavoring to push the vessel ; off. There were no idle hands. Danger I respects not the dignity of the quarter deck. "After we had fatigued Ourselves at this • hard labor without any useful result thd I b.-rg came again to our relief. A loud re ! |>oit first startled us; another and another followed in quick succession, until the noise g-ew deafening and the whole air seemed A PCserVoir of frightful sounds, The oppos ite side of the berg had split off, piece after piece, tumbling a vast volume of ice into I the sea, and sending the berg revolving back upon us. This time the movement ; was quicker; fragments liegan again to fall, and, altva ly sullicietitly startled by the alarming dissohuion which had taken place, were in momentary expectation of seeing tire w hole side nearest to us break loose and crush bodily uj>on the schooner, m which event she would inevitab'y be car ried d-ovn beneath it, a hopelessly doome i a> shepherd's hut beneath an Alpine av | alanehe. "By this time, Dodge, who had charge of the I Klit, had succeeded in planting a.l ice-anchor, and attaching his rope, and greeted us with the welcome sigrt i I'll. i d in.' We pulled for our lives, long and ! steadily Seconds seemed minutes an I inmates hours. At length we began to move off. Slowly and steadily sank th-j berg behind us, Carrying away the ma: i boom and grazing hard agiiust the qua.ter. But we were safe. Twenty yarvD awav. And the disruption o C u red w hic'dl we ha ( aI so much dreaded. The sidi nearest 1 j its now split off, and came plunging wildly down into the sea, sending over us aIkw ;er of spray, raising a swell which set ua rocking to and fro as i( in a g t'e of wiu.j, and left us grinding in the debris of the crumbling ruin. "At last we succeeded in extricating our selves. and were far enough away to look back calmly upon the object of our b-rr r It was still rocking and rolling iike a tlin.g of life. At each revolution fresh ma— * were disengaged I and, as iis sides came up in long sweeps, great casc.-.d •> tumbled and leaped from them hissing into ihc foaming sea. After several hours it . tic*. I down into quietude, a mere fragment of iu for mer greatness, while the piece? hat wer? , broken it floated quietly aw u) wit l.c t.d