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, ' --unny, but I've got a rib
iTbaby. Shadows doparted ovBter
tows,' brandy julips, clmr boxes, boot,.
jacks, obsoonding shirt buttons, wliiat
and dominoes. Shadows present hoop
skirts, bandboxes, gaiters, long stock
ings, juvenilo dreases.litlle willow chairs,
cradles, pap, paregono, hive syrup,
soothing syrup, senna, squills and doctor
bills. Shadows future more ninepound
babies, more hive syrup, etc, etc. I'll
just tell you how I got caught i
1 1 was al ways the greatest tea-custard ,
bashful fellow you ever did seei it was
kinder in my line to be taken with tho
shakes everv timo I saw a pretty gul ap
proach me, and I'd cross the street any
time rather than face one. 'Twns n't
becauso I didn't like the crittors, for if I
Was behind a fence looking through a
knot hole, I couldu't look at one long
Well my sister Lib gave a party one
light; and t sfayel away from home be
cause I was too bashful to face the
music I hungnround the house, hint
ling 'Old Dan Tucker dancing to keep
my feet warm, and watching tlio heads
bob up and down behind the window
tlirtains an.d wishing the party to break
up so I could got to mv room. I smoked
up a bunch of cigars, and as it was gut
ting lute and mighty uncomfortable, I
couclndcd to shin up tho door-post No
m sooner said than dono, and I quickly
found myself in bed.
'Now,' says I, 'lot her rip I dance till
jour wind givis out!" and citdling under
the quilts, Morpheus grabbed me. I was
dreamir g of soft shell crabs and stowed
tripe, and having a good time, when
somebody knocked at the door and wok
edmeup. 'Happed' again and I laid
low. 'Hup, rap, rap I'
Then I heard a whispering, and I
knew there was a whole raft of girls
'Rap, rap I'
Then Lib sings out
Jack are you in there V
Yes.' say a I.
Then came a roar of laughter.
'Let us in,' tays she.
'I won't,' says I: 'can't you lot a fel
'Are you abed ?' says she
'I am,' says I.
'Get up,, says she,
'I won't, says I,
Then came another laugh, by thun
der ! I began to get riled.
'Get out you potticoated scarecrows!'
I oried, -Can't you get a beau without
hauling a fellow out of bed ? I won't;
go with you I won't; so you may clear
Then throw ing a boot at tht door I
felt belter. But presently, oh ! moral
buttons, I heard a still but small voice,
very much like 8:stor Lib's and, it said :
'Jack, you"ll have to get up, for all
the girls' things are in there !'
Oh, Lord, what a pickle ! think of mo
iu a bed, all covered with shawls mud's,
bonnets and cloaks, and twenty girls
outside waiting 10 get in ! If I stopped
I think would, have fainted on the spot.
As it was, I rolled out among the bonnet
wire and ribbons in a hurry.
'Smash 1' went tne milinery in every
direction. I had to drcs in the dark
for there was a cjack in the door and
the girls will peek and the way I tum
bled about was death to straw hats, the
critical moment camo- I opened the
door, and found myself right among iho
;Oh. my leghern,' cries one, my denr
darling velvet,' cries another; and they
pitched in they pulled me this way and
that, boxed my ears, and ono bright
eyed little piece Sal-; ,her name was
put her arms tight around my neck, and
kissed mo right on my lips. Human
nature couldn't stand that, and I gave
her as good as she sent. It was the first
time I ever got a taste, and it was pow
erful good, I believe I oould havo kissed
thaa gal from Julius Ctosar till thcFourth
"Jack," says she, "wo are sorry to
disturb you, but won't you see me
"Yes," said I, ' I will." I did d, it.
and had another smack at the gate too.
After that we took a turtlo doving af
ter each other, and both of us sighing
like a barrel ot good cider when wo were
away from each other.
"Twas at the glorious summer day
tho sun was setting behind a distant
hog pen tho chickens were going to
roost the bulfrogs commencing their
evenings songs polly wogs iu the native
mud-puddles wero preparing them fur
the shades .of night and Sal and nysclf
sat upon an antiquited black log. listen
tng to the music ot' naturo, such as tree
toads, roosters, grunting pi;s; and hot
and then the mellow music of a dixtant
jackass was waftod to our cars by the
gentle zephyrs that sighed among the
million stalks, and came heavily laden
with delicious oders of henroosts and
p'rgstvs. The last lingering rays of the
setting sun. glancing hko tho rays from
the bright buttons of a solitary horse
man, shone from a knot-hole in the hog.
pon full in in Sal's faco, dying her hair
with an orange-peel hue, and showing
off my thread bare coat to a bad ad van.
tag;o, One of my arms was around Sal'8
waist, my hand resting on tho small ot
uur uuuk ane wag toying witn roy au
burn locks of jet-black hue i she was
almost gone, and I was ditto. She look
el liko a grasshoppor dying with the
hiccups, ami I lull like a mud turtle
choked with a codflsh ball
"Sal," says I, in a voice as musical as
tho notes of a dying svan 'will you have
Sho tnrnod her eyes hetvonward,
clasped mo by tho hau l, hid an attack
of tho heaves and blind staggers, and
with a sigh 'hit drew hor shoestring to
her palate 'Ye.'
Sho g ive dear out then, and squttel
in my lap. Slio oirksorewed, and I cur
Unmixed, and rolled in it. I hugged her
till I broke my suspenders, and her
breath smelt of onions which sho bad
eaten the week before,
Well, to make a long story short, she
sot tho day, and wo prautiood every night
for tour weeks, how we would walk into
the room to bo marrioil, till wo got so wo
could walk as graceful as a couple ot
The night tho company, and tho min
ister came, tho signal was given, and
arm in arm we marched through the
crowded hall. We were jut entering
the parlor door, when down I went ker
slap on the oilcloth, pulling S ill after me.
Some cursed fellow hud dropped a ban.
ana skin on the floor, and it floored me
It split ' an awfiil hole in tho oasimors,
right under my dress coat tail.
It was too late to back out so clip
ping my hand over it, we marched in and
were spliced, and taking a seat, I watch
ed the kissing of the brido operation
My groomsman was a little tight and ho
kissed her until I jumped up to take a
slico, when Oh horror 1 a liulo six year
old imp had crawled behind me, pulling
my shirt through tho hole in my pants,
had pinned it to tho chair, and in jump
ing up, I displayed to tho admiring gaze
of the astonished multitude a trifle more
whito inu-hn than was pleasant. The
women giggled, tho men roared, and, 1
got mad, but was finally put to bed, mil
all my trcubles ended.
Many credulous persons in this Slate
arc sanguine enough to believe that the
Johnson Democracy ro-organized, tink
ered and scoured up ut Philadelphia,
will givo the rebels all tho power ihey
fought for from 1801 to ISC t. Can
they givo any reason for this faith ? Not
tho remotestor the slightest Help mu st
be brought by tho voters, and the North
has the voters. Can Tcnnessi c vote down
Ohio? or Virginia vote down Pennsyl
vania? orKloiila volo down Illinois?
or Louisiana vole down Indiana?
Granted that the Johnson Democracy
get the undivided vote of the rebel
States, how much nearer will the Sotuh
be to '.he power than sho is to-day t
Johnson aims to consolidate the South.
Perhaps he can, just as Jefferson Davis
consolidated it it) 1861, but we predict
that tlm firmer consolidation will prove
as baleful to our people as the latter.
Why run after tho Philadelphia Con
vonlirn, when it is powerless in the
Federal Government I Consolidation
in tho South for the President consoli
dates the North tor Congress. Every
State in tho North except New Jersey
is under Republican control by n large
majority, and New Jersey will not bo an
exception nt the next election. The
cruise of Freedom and Equal Rights is
going forth conquering and to oouqer,
The slave power is hopelessly crippled.
Its hoad still wriggles and snaps its
teeth, but its legs nnd arms are gone.
It caii nei her strike nor advance.
Every hour spent in a Democratic (Jnn
vention is lime foolishly wasted The
people might as well pass resolutions
protesting against the course of the sea,
sous, or the How of llio Cumberland liv
er, as to protest against tho progress ot
We are said to bo practicable people;
let us have practiunl politics as well.
Why follow hairbrained leaders whose
nefarious appeals may stir up a mob but
cannot argue down tho hosts of destiny?
Tho Republican party is our friend, and
it is ns powerful as it it friendly. It will
be worth a hundred millions of capital to
Tennessee if she will enrol herself in its
all-conquering ranks. We havo no slave
property to protect, and why do we
hesitate as to the path ot duty and inter,
est? Look at Ohio, l.inois and Indiana
as examples of powerful nnd prosperous
States guided by the precepts ot Repub
licanism, . Ayo, look nt Missouri; only a
few months ago boun dhnnd and foot by
slavery, but now thriving irnrvohmsly
under the influence ot a Republican
State Government, ami so-called Radio il !
measures, it is tune wo were leai ninj;
wisdom, and discarding the tossil leaders
ot Johnson Dumooiacy. Nttslwille I'rns
Tho Unionown Sinndtml says. Tlio
gallant officer ami soldiur, Wm. S. Craft,
who left ono of his loss down on the
sacred soil of Virginia and who was somo
months ago appointed Assistant Inspec
tor of Distilleries in Luzerne t., has
boon superceded hy thnt foul mouthed
and treacherous Copperhead Li'uis 1).
Moblcy, who opposed tho war from its
commencement nud did everything in
his power for (he success of tho rebell
ion. Soldiers this is the way thnt tho Cop
perhead love is manifested towards you
this is tho way they reward your
Vallandighain begins to soe how ho
missed it in not going South and fighting
to destioy tho life ot tho nnl'un, instead
ol staying North a n J spouting treason.
Had ha fought hi tho rebel army ho
would riot havo boon excluded from the
great and glorious 'National Union
Party at tho Philadelphia Convention.
HAS BnnST !
A. HEDGE & SON
Havo Just received a New Stock ot
BOOTS AND SHOES,
HATS AND CAPS,
COLLARS, NECK TIES, GLOVES, HOSI
ERY, TRIMMINGS OP ALL DE
Wo llOVO tnsl received ft liirrrn nasnrtmunt nf
tho latest kind of ready made
BOOTS AND SHOES
which WO Clin warrant to wenr. nnd An trnml
Also a few Low Priced Boots
Which wo will not warrant bouirht oxornsalv tn
compete with our neighbors.
Don't fail to call If you want to sen good
articles In our lino of trado. It will cost noth
ing to look at them.
Remember tho place, "Allison's Building,
opposite the Court II .use."
Wnyncshurg, May 2, tf.
TAYLOR. & FARLEY'S
No. C27 BROADWAY, NEW -YORK.
milE MOST COMPLETE MUSICAL IN
1 8TRUMENT manufactured, und the
TM odel organ
OF THE WORLD 1
Combining Sweetness nnd Depth of Tone,
Beautiful and Chaste In Appearance, Re
fining nnd Elevating Iu its Tenden
cies. For niim-chcs, Parlors or
tho Boudoir it has no cqlml,
and has invariably taken
the KIKST PREMI
Competition with other well known manufac
turers. Thirty-four different styles, nnd from ono to
twelve stops, Long Double Hollows, Double
Blow Pedals, Knee -Swell, etc., etc., giving
great powei and steadiness of tone.
TUB SUM-BASS, applied to the Double
Reed Organs, gives a volume of tone equal to
n sixteon foot stop In a Pipe Organ, and when
applied to our Organs containing them, and
four sets of Kesris tho volume of tone Is equal
t i a !$'-'m pipe organ, nnd costing only iibniit
one fourth ns much. Send for Ail Illustrated
Price List, giving full particulars. Address
orders, O. J. WILLARD,
Wholesnlo Agent, (i27 Broadway, N. Y.
V 0 S E " P
A M 0 FORTE!
. 1 he ehoancst first class Piano Forte la the
Market. These beautiful Instruments are last
whining their way into public favor. The
tone is rich, full and powerful, nnd gushes
forth with peculiar sweetness a melody, while
the touch is easy and clastic. Are finished in
rich rosewood eases, with full iron frame,
over strung bass and French crand action.
All have large round corners, with back fin
ished like the Iront. Every instrument fully
warranted fivu years. Circulars giving cor
rect likeness taken from photograph, with full
descriptive price list, sent free to any address
A EUntitiliii sons and Cl.orits
WOHTII TII1IITV CKNTS,
Accompanies tho Circular, and Is worthy of
preservation. Dealers will no fur
nished theso Beautiful In
struments at tho
LOWEST WHOLESALE PRICES,
nnd Teachers at the rates of discount. Ad
dress all orders to O. J. WILLARD,
Wholesale Agent, r,27 Broadway, N. Y.
Wholesale agents for Win. A. Pond A-Co's,
Bearduian, Gray & Co, 's. Wm. Knabe&Co.'s,
and other llrsl class
Circulars iriving correct likenesses of theso
celebrated Piano Fortesand Taylor & Farley's
Model Oig ins, tonvarded to acy address on
The Latest Songs, Published January 1,
1 Stili, and mailed to any address free of postage.
Oil, sing mo that dear old song ;tr,e
We vo drank trom the same canteen, by J,
G. Cinrk, nr.c
Bountiful Wales, sang by J. R. Thomas, !l.-.c
I'm happy ns the dsy is long, floe
Somebody's Darling, nr,u
Violets under tho snow, by II. Tucker, 8"o
bwect bo thy repose, by J. 11. Thomas, !l"e
Song ot tho spoon, n new college song, fine
The Angel Guide, by Favagcr, ilno
When I went courting Sallie, com'c, lino
Only a withered rose. srio
Mother, I havo hcird sweet music, 8.1c
Pleasant dreams of long ago, !ljc
CM. CIU il 11 U'.lllt.in'a li, ...... In F.jIa
Kn'thi,.,.,, dear, ' 4(o
IJctore I was nutmcd, O dear, Han
We'll meet no more at twilight hour.
iieniiiiuii isiuoi miu sen, uy ,j. i(, rnouias, itoo
Old don't care, by V. K. Bssf-ml, Strip.
Light ol my soul, of thee I'm dreaming, Hf.o
Five o'clock in the morning, 4u(!
Clean nnd I, f nna by Harry Tucker, !K'c
Come, Nellie dear, I'm weenimr. hv Tiu.l.-..p an
,1 1 1 ... 1 1 .. , . ....
Music on tho waves, vocal duet, by Glover e
nir iiiiiu iiku mu win iiiiiu,
(ilvo I hu old man n chance.
Ono bright moony night, cmlc,
They all come home hut mine,
Young man on the mi: way,
When Fenians fight lor freedom
Down by Hie fcato, by .?. U. Thomas,
Hfcri'iii.itria m-iifii'tn. ii.u.n I .
for the same will receive their change Inclosed
with the Music, or Muslo will ho selected as
parties prefer. All orders promptly attended
to, and nny Information cheerfully given
ItKVKiiKNCKs 1 1 Hon. G. W. Pattersrn,' cx
Governor of New York, Westfli.ld, N. Y T
H Column. President Lake Shoru Bunk, Dun
kirk, New York.
NKW ftHK ClTV Itr TKHKNCBS V'lllam
Pond & Co., William B. Bmdliury, Carhait!
Neodlmm & Co , Siberia Olt Hugh Hlddlu
Em , Geneial I Supt. Motive Power, Erie K. li
Wheeler & Wilson.
O. J. WILLABD.
Wholesale l'limo Forte, Orgnn & Music Denier
Nn. 027 Broudway, N. Y. '
Dec 20. mi. -If
rVFFICE In Jewell's building, West end of
V jiiiun street, y ayncsourg, i'a. pl,.tf
NEW GOODS !
MRS. E. S. SAYEUS & IIOSKINSON,
Sayers' Comer, Wayncsburg, Pa. .
MESSRS. BAYERS 4 IIOSKINSON
Ffnvo Just opened nn extensive and entirely
new stock of FASHIONABLE
Bought In tho best Eastern market, nttho vory
lowest cash rates, comprising nil styles of the
most fashionable and serviceable textures of
Geutiemen & Ldies' Wear
It Is useless to enumerate They havo every
thing in the lino, with
BONNETS, HATS. CAPS, BOOTS
And Shoes. Wares of nil kinds, and a com
plete vnriety of the bostUROC'EHlES. All of
which they proposo to sell at tho very lowest
figures, depending on the quality mm cheap
ness of their goods to gain them custom.
Nov. 2!). I8fl. f
Bradley & Smith
HARNESS, TRUNKS, Ao., &t
No. 132 Woo.l Street,
PEOPLE OF GREENE COUNTY wishing
anything In our line can be furnished on
tho shortest notico and
MOST REASONABLE TERMS
Persons from a distance sending us ORDERS
will havo them promptly attended to, nnd on
account of being near Market Head Quarters
wo can furnish goods CHEAPER than they
can be bought elsewhere.
Send lis Your Order,
nnd we will give them our strictest attention
nnd forward go-xlshy Express to Wnynesburg
by boat or persons living in tho country can
send by Pedlars and Hucksters,
mnrairiifi-tf BRADLEY & SMITH.
Oreo n sljoro
J. V. Il-?N, Proprietor
TN INVITING THE PUBLIC to his patrnn
1 age, the undersigned Ice Is confident, ilmt
by his long experience, hu will be enabled to
render satisfaction to nil. lie gnaiantecs the
best accommodations both to nlnn and beast.
May In, '(if. iy J W. IIARN
GROCERY & CONFECTIONERY 1
MR. HOOPER would still have his ilends
nnd patrons bear n mind, that ho con
tinues in Hie Grocery nnd Cont'cctiimcry trado
nt Ids usual placo ot doing business, and that
he has lust received
A. Fresh Supply
' of tho best quality of all nit'cles in his line.
lins-lSOnONSnnd a great variety of
useful articles nlwnyson hand.
In connection with tho nbnve, Mr. Hooper
Keeps ii iicsinuriuH, wnero UUJSAM, ber
ries nnd all the luxuries of the season can bo
The most nttrnutlvo and most popular resort
iu iowii. .nine 14, l.j-iv
Let All Persons
COME TO WAYXKSUUKQ
COTTEREIi & 'JAY LOR.
Proprietors of the splendid Grocery Store, foi
merly owned hy Joseph Yciter. Mr. Taylor
keeps on hand a.good supply of the very best
SUGAR, COFFEE. TIOAS, HIC'E, MOLAS
SES, SPICES, CAKKON Oil LAMPS,
LAMP C1IIMNIES. SHOE FINDINGS, &c.
&c, and, In fact, EVERY THING usually
kept in n tlrst class Grocery Store.
Two doors E ist of Wilsons Now Building
Oct 1 1, '(i.-tf
ALL persons knowing themselves indelitod
to the Hi'.i'tuu.io.tM Oi'tioK,, either for Job
Work or Subscription during the six months
tho paper was conducted hy Mr Walkms,
will pity tho accounts to Mr. Jas. E Sayers,
who is imlhorlzud tn receipt for tho satnu.
L'ui)y attention tn llils matter will save cost.
MESSIM UJDDIJS & CLARK.
tlltS. E. B.SAYKR8.
Or jOl. Ii L 13 PL "ST
Has (lttcd up a now and splendid rhotoaraph
Gallery In the third story of
Where lio Is prepared to execute
CARTES I)E VISITE,
And all other kinds nnd sizes of pictures, In n
stylo equal to the best artists. Especial atten
tion will bo given to copying pictures and en
larging tlieiu. All applications will bo prompt
ly attended to. Their rooms aro commodious
and attractive, nnd every dcslruhlo accommo
dation will bo rcnc'.crcd to customers This is
decidedly tlio best opportunity to secure accu
rate likenesses ever offered to tho peoplo ot
Greene County. Call any timo it suits you.
Pictures taken any timo in tho day, nnd in nil
kinds of weather. Nov. IS. IHiii. tf.
STILL continue to carry on tho Marble nS
Stono cutting business nt their long esiali
hslied stand immediately East of tho Public
wij line, iniun career, wnyneshur.
Ibis establishment has hi en tn mnotnnt
operation since I sail, and the long experience
nnd energy of tho proprietors, linked with the
exercise ot sound judgment nnd good taste.
liavo won for them a wide spread nnd enviable
reputation.. Anoxtensivo stock, of tho vnrioui
vaiieuesoi tne best marble kept constantly on
..mi. outran Hiicnuon paw to polishing,
pressing, enrvmg ai.d engraving.
All orders promptly filled.
Dcoember 28. Hli2.
DR. V. lflrlTMOI
HAS been in successful practice for a num
ber of years, with the experience of the
ditlerent hospitals in Europe!, also a member
of tho Analytical .Medical Institute of New
York, continues to atlend to all professional
cases at I is ofllco , No. U:'8 Filbert Street,
No patent Medicines aro tucd or recom
mended : the remedies administered nre those
which will not brake down the constitution,
but rcnovnto the system from nil Injuries it has
sustained from mineral medicines, and leave
the systcn in a healihy nud perfectly cured
DYSPEPSIN, that distressing discaso nnd
fell destroyer of health and happiness, under
mining tins constitution nnd yearly carrying
thousands to untimely graves, can most cm
phntlclly be cured.
Melancholy, Abhcrration, that slate of Alio
nath.n and weakness of mind which renders
persons incapable of enjoying tho pleusbresor
performing the duties of life.
RHEUMATISM, in any form or condition,
chronic or accute, warranted curable. Epi
lepsv, or falling sickness, all chronic or stub
born cases of
radically removed ; Salt Rheum nnd every
description of ulcerations . Piles and serotin
ous ilisi'ases which have luilllril nil previous
medical skill, can bo cured bv mv treatment:
and I do say aUdiseai'S, (ves Conmiiiuiliuii) can
lie cured by wearing my Medical .laeet, which
is a protection to the lungs against all changes
of weather in all climates having Investigated
fur years the Cause and character of intermit
tents (lever and ague) iu all partsofthe United
Slateswill cure permanently all ehroi.ie or
acute cases ot Ague and nervous discuses in a
tew d ivs.
CANCER CURED WITHOUT THE KNIFE
OR DRAWING OF BLOOD.
Tape Worm, that dread to the Human
Family for years, can be removed with two -r
three doses of mv newly discovered remedy,
warranted in all cases. Consultn Ion in the
Eii(dis!i and German Languages free of charge.
Will make visits any distance, If desired. May
be addressed by letter (eonflilen.ially.) nnil
Medicine sent with proper directions to nny
part of the country.
OFFK;E-No. 1)28 Filbert Street, Phila.
HAVING BEEN MADE, WE OFFER OUR
CUSTOMERS ONE OF THE LARG
EST STOCKS OF
BBOC JOUiL BACfll
LEATHER, BOOTS & SHOES,
Hats & Caps !
IJtfKV, NAILS aiHl SALT,
And n great variety of BONNETS and HATS
for tho Indies, nt the towect prices that Goods
have been sold for since tlio commencement
ol tho War.
i.V.r , VJV-Fmm 12 N2 t0 2r.cts.pervd,
MUSLINS,... " 13 1-2 to 40 ' "
K'i At Pittsburgh prices.
IRON & Nails" ' b f m T..t...
" $3 per barrel.
COl'TON YARN, tit reduc.d rates.
Wo havo tho eoods In storn. and nil wn noli
of our friends is to call and sen for themselves
for wo aro satisfied that an examination of nnr
stock and low prices will repay (hem for their
trotiblu. To our friends at a distance, wo ex
tend a cordial invitation to call nnd see their
old friends who me always glad to see them,
for we can assuro them that it will repay them
ior mu irouum.
VV. H. M'COY & CO.
Tho old stand of W. II. M'COY, Grecnsbo
ro. Greene County, Ptnn'a. . May 10, ';-.. tfl
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T . " . f J-""'; is pleasant In taste and odor, fteo'fiom all
jrwaiiiiir". nnd iii
It IOKS, 4 UllSIl HOOKS. 4 HOICB HOOKS, i IIIVOICO I
Books, I Discount Book, 1 Check Register, I
Deposit Register, 2 Collection Registers. I
Tickler, I Hands' Register, I Freight Hook, 2
Passage Books, I Fuel Hook. I'henH limiU
practically record about six hundred business
Ir nsaeliou, comprehending Duff's original
plan ftf business education, introduced twenty-five
years ago. How far others havo suc
ceeded In imitating him will bo best seen by
comparing the business papers nnd hooks ot
other pupils with those ot the graduates of
ilaiper's Enlarged Edition
DUFF'S BOOK-KEE LG.
I'rirc S3. 1'oH i c. 20 cents.
SOLD UY ROOK SELLERS GEN
ERALLY. AWARDED FOUR SILVER MEDALS.
Which, with the tolloning testimonials. Indi
cate tlio character of the work :
'No otlnr work upon Bookkeeping cxplaids
the subject with so mueli clciimcss and sim
plicity. F. W. EDMUNDS, ,
Cashier Mechanics' Bank, Wall street, , N Y.
'As mi extensive ship owner, American nnd
Eur ipcan merchant, bank director, etc.. ho
has horno the reputation of tho highest nrdo
of bustuess talents.' JNO. W BURNHAM
Me'.elmnt, No. H South street, N. Y.
'-I craduat.d in Dulf's college In half the
time I expected. His admirable system in
cludes nothing superfluous,' nor leaves out
anything essential. J. It. COMPTON,
Cashier Niagara Bank, Look port, N. Y.
"Tne most complete work of the kind I
liave ever seen." . J. B MURRY,
President Exchange Bank, Pittsburgh,
Tlio most clear mid comprehensive that I
havo met with. JOHN SNYDER,
Cashier Bunk of Pittsburgh.
Your committee unanimously concur in the
opinion ol tho utility of tho improved method
or Mr. Duff.- QUKDON J. LEEDS.
Recording Sec. of the Amer. Iusti , N. Y.
OuW". H. Duffs Penmanship
For tho best business nnd Ornamental Pen
manship, awarded our present Penman, by
United States fire nt Clncinnnttl in IBfio
Pennsylvania Stato fair nt Wyoming 18(lo
Western Pennsylvania fair at Pittsburg IHiio
Western Virginia fair at .Wheeling ltltio
Ohio State fair at Cleveland 18U2
. Ail ot which are exhibited ot our ofllcc. .
Have never bt.cn ndvanced, whilo others aro
charging tuition fee, or $10 and 15 ex
tra for penmanship, and $12. to $-J0 for text
books nnd blanks.
For onr graduating course. Including bust
ness pcnmansnip, time unlimited, nro if in.
. ..u ........ v, . .... ... j.un a uiii.-in-i;i-
ing, witli blanks and etutionery at booksellers' ,
llie enlarge - edition ot J 'utt's Uonk-keen
Our blanks nro mado up of flno extra sized .. T'cse parties resort to various means of eC-'
;v.p?r ruled complete, wi li lull sets of auxit- Jecllng sales, such as copying parts of adver
saries. 1 tiscments of popular remedies, and finishing
Wo therefore present tho business student ,! certificates,
with the following I 1 " Science of Mcdic.no statue's simple,
IMPORTANT ADVANTAGES : P"','0 nl,u1 l""J?11vr1.,llvin? Fllcl fw I's Basis,
1 We have Iho best Penman in the west.
2 Dull '8 System of Hook-keeping, (sanc
tioned by tho New York Chamber of Com
merce.) taught, by tho author.
8 The daily lectures of an experienced mer
chant. 4 A saving of scvcd or eight weeks In timo
fl A saving of tho same number of weeks
li A saving of (l or 7 in books and sta
a diploma signeu ny ono so long nnd so
favorably kilo vn as u preceptor, ns an recount-
ant, ami as a merchant.
For Aill particulars, send for circular. 7
paces, with samples of our penman's Business
iiim wriiaineinai willing, inclosing, twenty
five cents for pustago, to
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febmifi-ly PITTSBURGH, Fa.
MASON & HAMLIN CABINET ORGANS,
Forty different styles, adapted to sacred nnd
secular music, for l) to fdoo ench. THIR
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flint premiums awnrded them. Illustrated
Catalogues free. Adi'ross, MASON A HAM
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THE OSLY KNOWN BlMitnV trvd
"1 ' . i . :. ; '
IRRITATION OF THE NECK OF
THE BLADDER, INFLAMMA
TION OF THE KIDNEYS,
CATARRH OF THE
For those diseases it is truly a sovereign
remedy, nnd too much cunnot be said in its'
praise. A single dose has been known to re
licvo'tho most urgent symptoms. '
Arc you troubled with that distressing pnln
tn the back nnd through the liips f A tea
spoonful a day of Ilulmbold's Bucuu Will re
I make no secret of ingredients. Ilelmbold's
Extract Buchu is composed of Buchu, Cnbebs,
and Juniper Berries, selected with great cure,
prepared In vacuo and according to rules of
PHARMACY AND CHEMISTRY.
Thoso Ingredients aro known as the most
valuable Diuretics afforded.
Is Unit which nets upon the kldncysi
ii!:i,ii!inji- i;vnt ii'Niinir
FOR THE SATISFACTION OF ALL
Bee Medical Properties contained in Dl.ipensn
lofy Ol tllo V i B.i of which lbs following bt
' "Bcciii;. Its odor Is strong, diffusive, nnd
somewhat aromatic, i's taste bitterish, nnd
analogies' to thnt of mint. It is given chiefly
in complaints of tho Urinary Organ such ns
Gravel, Chronic Catarrh of the illadder, Mor
bid Irritation of tho Bladder nnd VMM,
Diseases of the prostrate, and Retention o
tho Incontinence of Urine, from a loss of tonil ;
In the part's concerned in Its evacuation. It
has ulso been recommended in Dyspepsia,
Chronic Rlieunintism, Cutaneous Affections,
FOR FURTHER INFORMATION
See Professor Dowers' valunblp works on the
piiuiice of Physic.
See Remarks made by Iho celebrated Dr.
Physic, of Philadelphia
See nny and all Standard Works on Medi
cine, FROM THE"
I It THE WOULD
I nni acquainted with n. T. Ilelmhold ; lid
occupied the di ng store opposite my residence
nud was successful ii conduct ing the business'
where others hud Hot been equally so before'
him. I havo been favorably impressed with'
his character nnd enterprise.
(Firm of Powers & Wclghtmnn,)
Miinut'i'cturiiig Chemists, .
Ninth nnd Brown Streets, Philadelphia1'
From tho Philadelphia Evening Bulletin,
March I nth Wo nrc gratified tn hear of tho
continued success, in New York, of our
townsman, Mr II. T. Helmbnld, Druggist.
His store, next to the Metropolitan Hotel. Is 28
feet front, 2:10 feet deep, and five stories in
height. It is cot tninly a grand establishment,
and specks favorably of tho merit of his arti
cles, lie retains his Office ond Laboratory in
this city, which nro also model establishments
of their class.
The proprietor has been Induced to make
this statement from tlio fact that his remedies,
although advertised, an)
And knowing that the intelligent refrain from
using nny thing pertaining to Qunckery, or
tho Patent Medicine order most of which am
I nrcpnrcd by self-styled Doctors, who are too
. 1 Ignorant to read n physician's simplest prcs-
" ----- u....r.UDw ago
crll'""ni much loss competent to prepare plnu
maccutlcal nrcDnrntlnna. .
I All, Ml, .HUM III! MB 1111111, IIIIIU lir HSUIPH&L
A WORD OF CAUTION.-Hoalth is most
I Important ; ond the afllictod should not use nn
iiiivi-riiscu mctiii.-iiiu, or nny remedy, unless
Its contents or Incrcdlcnts are known to others
besides tho manufacturer, or until they aro
satisfied of tho qualifications of tho party srV
FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU,
AND IMPROVED ROSE WASH.
Established upwards of 10 years.
Prepared by H.J. HELMBOLD.
IIRLMBOLD'S DRUG AND CHEMICAL
WAR1 AOUSE, fill! Broadway New York?
nd IIELMBOLD'S MEDICAL DEPOT.
Smith Tenth Street, Philadelphia Pa,
nr all nninifitBTH
Nov. 13, 186fl-fljr.