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ItlhTlflT if KlflfiFifif ni v v V a. Ml . - 'It A - V He that i i not towon is ft bigot; ho tliut c.umot Is a fool; ho that d:re not U a ulavo. it ... . KDITOlt AM) l'ltOl'UiCTOU T. H. UAUTEll. MIDDLlSHURGH, SN YDER CO, PENN'A. JUNE 5, 1884. KO. XXXI VOL. XXI. '.' '". 1. 1 U- ( -- .. ""' I 1 ! . 1 '.. I " The Old A ret In nqbber. ' JSew hatrr my oM rubber arctic ere siow ! The' days Of the Wfulnree will won be how VSil t reajetnber, 'twee kwln end ThdTyYh" larrti tbciiiomt from Ike JDolb'wigsl" sad Vennor predicted a snort. Tbo'nortli wind wit howllnf and fait tbe I bou ht'thein end paid for Ibem wo nd .' TbeirnucW robbers that served me so Jbe eVsrctlc rubber, the OsnneUlncd rub- ' Thebw srctlo rubbers that served m well. '' It Tbef sere lee protocUoo -wbontwc a bit NMthtnow drifts. knee-Wth, bid beid walk, and Mm't, And dHr, bile butnorous f sdisns-es I sole- The Iny near the M.of .be desk at , , Fur runpidoroi often tber served witty foi- chair In the most comfortable iioi&laa .lo"' ... .., -1,1 .inriM to w,tB reference to the wind or tho nan. Who eame to the sanctum old stories to h haJ y pngn And TaAki stood thrm drlpplnf iiaibreb ln her onilcnco. Who she. was, or I The SI. .rctio rubbers tb.t served n to 1 wby ihe had those to mako the voy wHis K "il nncoirvpniiuauil tiul cci't- rTbe old arotlo rubber, tbe flnneHlned rub- j tr0 wa. f remained hi cn-st n niyftory llie old sretlo jubbere that sorved e so ' " .. . . . t welk lit. formerly Tbe biieli'es tbai flittered like At tuny end broken, their ruin compM Tl,e.lJ..ofth..olCiadlhe heel, d-sccleo That mke me took lo-lecd when walk- rut.tbo.,!.Vber;,;.a wk now la tole, b.el and upper' Borne hungry fosfs appotlteyct they mny py furnliiiitns; htm with a breakfast or sun. . ..... 1 Tb.wcld arctic rubber, that orr,daeee) STie eld srctle rubbers, the nanneHlood rub- .w-bT.,?,. .. !,.. J nirlee jirm ivii,i' welL rVimervllle 3ouroaL IIOW HE WAS CAUGHT. Neither tall nor short, nelthor dark fche put thotiosHon aside with a lit nor fair, with hair bctwcendarfc A .iewvof the hand. torown. ana eyo. iuo Kit a om as 10 , WUCltrur moy -were xrmj r unaui. ouu 1... ...nL I!.,! i.i. n ) f ..nrtnv-l tainiiea and contradictions as led the imagination captive ai tno urn piaqcu, nnd offered a constant Uire to anticipa- j tl,in;. . . . . , 1 tvueuierwie epose or rcmnmou lent, whether she walked or. at, cipoo- tation hun? breathless noon her next upon u-r no avoru. nor nc poso. iier ryen, vary- intr w.m ffiiiua iiiRir iiliu. a itiiiin ntiiiu the esa with ac indid rav that aeemcd nL"' lxa uou "y .on au extensive husband htvut-uneof tne jess wiin a c inaiu cay uiat scenic 1 tlmt ftBJ 1. g,10 conljnut.j M jui, ,huM wnion ..i10 ...,.,.. il ..,;,, tho very light ol truth, and her fresh m..ta . ...i,iro of nin.riJ "I If li; on,un ' u-J look nt a sm TOouth, with 1U xnilkyteotU showing ! lUere toi loll L 3n "Ln 10 1"'r between the not too-iiillmr lira. Irre- It V.?i! ' IV L!? "1.1. 1 ol1 walking up the aiJ, with a white . ai.tlbly suggested , ai.tlbly .ueat4 the .Wetol use. to ' which Ji)3 can bo puL The howily moving steamer had flowed through half tho great Atlantic rollers, and the fow passenger, had all yrown noaruiy urea 01 oac.i oiuer. iWhen .he .uddonly appeared for the; 4ir.ttln.-u.wm deck oolta aIiiM rt ' grown noaruiy tirua ol oac.i oluer. first time upon ca;ru and r. . ? n 1. elf-cententd the small i .-i T .l . .i i i.i i ; birds that soiueL mua saolaod tbomselvca I upon spar or bulwark to gather breath ' ur ireui oiizui. ... It was Jul ins II l.Ur whn had rt'n idisoovored her, leaning against the euipaniunway railing. wu too air or .a,., K ju UIU. p ur ms,N cum llfirillv tlnfAfinirtA ivMnh lskssl'lsirv ah1 scntly at the tumbling water. Julius 2nd his friend, Austin Drnko, were decoders from a guy party who bad made the tour -of SotuJiorn Europe togcthor. It was Julius who aiad lnsii guted bis companion to desert the oth r. nnd take the (Joruian stoamor for 'Mow Orleans direct, whiUi thon touch od at Havre, instead of crossing by n Cuuarder; and it had all grown out of the obstiualo dotcruiitiatiou ou the f nrt of his sister to attach Lex party to that of Mrs. Amolielt. Mr i. bruollett was his choicest swej lon, a pretoutlou. intriguing woman, in wboui the inatch-uiakiug instinct Jiad been so developed by the effort to establish bor own live daughters that H could not rest sntistiod with the accuw plisbmcnt of that gigaatio task. Glio ocmodiehave an endiuss vupply oi nieces, adopted daughtors, or protogca of some sort whom she dangled osten tatiously before the eye. of all eligible bachelor. She had improvod a clinnce jneeilng with Julius to announce to him a now acquisition, a Uvely young icreature, whom the was taking homo With her from a Swiss Pension. "Mr. Smollott's owu niece. Mr. 1 111 der, and quite liko my Fanny at bor age. Youreuiombcrlannyf Site wa. your first love, I belle vo," she had said, with bor ogling dowager aroile, and Julius had folt hlmseH seized at once with an (insurmountable aversion to the fair yovng nleco of Mrs. .Smol lett. In tho first heat of Indignation Stgalst his sister ho had conceived tnis potable scheme of crossing by tbe Havre steamer, and though it had not in its development ptwed to be emi nently amusing, ho had novor omitted 4o congratulate himself and his com panion, night and tnorning, pon tbe jgood sense they bad displayed in adopU inglt v "No chattering girls or designing dowagers," be would say. and ho yawned over the book or the dull game with which they strove to be Hove they were amusing themselves, "jvo a man time to pull liimiolf together and take account of stock, as k wore." 'Stilt when one of those aimless pilgrimages below which formed the only break in the monotony f this occupation, be had nearly ran over this pretty voting creature leaning again. t the railings, A thrill of undeniable pleasure bad coursed along bis nerves and he had felt blmsell blushing with pleased surprise. i ortunatolr tbe sea-tan ad renderod the blush iadlsliaet, but. over the light 4bat shot Into Ids gray eyes ihe sea-tan bad no power, nor rot over the tongue that stammered as he tried to convey lils apologlos lor nearly upsettlug her. and his oflbr of service iu conducting iier to a seat Thank you,' .Ue bad an.werel Aoollv, "you did not startle me, as J aw you coming; and 1 am not sure that I want a soat,M There was no more V be laid, an! tier maid appeared at tbe moment with a bundle of parti-oolorod vrapa. iu Jius oould only lift bis hat agsdu and Mryouthis purpose of going twlow. M he had no reasons for going accept an fca WM tired of staying on deck, as tbe deck had now acquired par ; wt"i titranti-n, ha iraf fca bjsck Jo the TwoMitlmo itlto ymn j Jdjr bnd ninde p her mlinl nbout tliu vu, And lind fotmd -one fur licrsulf c!oso agninst the ihlp'a tide on the weather quarter. Itwti nwta pleasant location, liutna she had chosen it, and ha4Trnijicd a largo ahawl aroond her In an nce'niive acvrt of way, he aw no platiaiblo grouuil j lur inHirienng. Notliinjr could haT been nrnro dis creet and retirlnir than Miss Lltou'j behavior, but tho urrtecrnnco of the ! man who find hlran-K bored by too I much of hl own and hit alter so-1 cletv, la nn Incalculable force a-iwat I which no woman can sueenssTuiiy en trench lierseU, ajjd eo It wna not loni; before Drnko fovjxl Miusolf rliininatoil, oa a supcrllttoui l:etor. fmti tho tutu of his friend's 4Morvinent, whoBcvisr Mlis Kllou Rppoared abovo deck. Ilia aucceas, however, waa more npirareitt than real, fur although ho km w her ntnm Ai.it tvla n 1 1 .. .1 I - ""r . , " mm it linil Imnn t,n IhnL munmp !!. fint ulay. It wu tho cloo of tlio tontli I 3ay, dating from that of his diHCoverr, land Juliu sat benldo her In that iiiti- ln(l , fc roaJi, , inP main lHsiiiun urun 01 mo lwiiiticai tt the atory wus ti-eUlied, and a jlnnee ad J. ihe a..m-ariR to bo wrap, ped In thought, and hne'atbiiiff l Iimm jtn Lnlf-veilcd rlauces. "Three mora days and we shall be home," liealiC tousin herself. ,.y0Uont tlM Uj., u "Aro you enffer to bo there P1 Ne: neither cajrer nor rejttctant. mri I I....... ..I . I.... I. will lie nice to be on sboroAin, too," Wliut, or rather who. It Koinr to ruako U uioief Anybody iu purlieu- ,.you ro curiou sbo said, luiH-j oblewoUSlv. - Y. Julius bit his lip. Mi was rtir!oo, and this waa not the lirtt tiuio alio had f0ij,., ,nu ..y01, Wftnt ,,.,, to kt)ftW JUSt VIM nnJ what I am." sbe a.-ent OI1. 'IO'l' buvo made a. dor.en . . . ., nftiimiitei tik 1iif.il evhr. Wh, diHercneo , z , , . i would It make to vou? If 1 wero to tu .. lht j n " a Dlec0 of tho (jov. at 1 . . 1 1 t 1 . w . "k "!T. . 1 l' -----v- . .mi. "buppese, km tho contrary, aho went ou Impetuously, and with a cer- tain warmth of tone that sucniod to l( ( ,njuroa ,j ..j were t0 .'11 that I ntn an ornJian without 5e" w V?1.1. ?m. prpiian witiioiii, aoriunc: mat 3. nan tusi tuonoy cnongn ,. i.jl r' .,t ao carry mo inroegn 1110 ionsorvniory , . 1 - Is uuie. wnul.l Hint lower mu in Tour wuuiu inn. lunur uiu iu jour regardP" .... Ju ius iUH reraainod .Ilcnt perhaps m ,lul- Rba,lloJ uy iue rcsuu. u U.s t ;own tcei0llly 1 . - . J '1 sou lhat I have embarrassed vou. he said, laughing. "I shall not iii.iat liuivnwiti iuUV91l tVCt lit 14 3 tii. i a.i.i..i.A..w- i.,.ti.. i , i . . ....:.. Klin frntliHrn.l uu line mIiiiavI nnil h.wtlf i us .ho sjioite, and uonjc a iwotion to' riMe, but Julius laid a dctaiuiog baud upon bor arm. "No. no, yon mustti't o yt," be, exclaimed and tin faue.cd a dewiness ! in her eyes ns she jtmrued them toward niin, wiifii twuelied bun inexpressibly. 1 niu embarrassed, not so imicu ty; your Hypothesis as iiy sonioiiutig in myself,. zinco you luue reo loichoose between towo briHiUicHcs, 1 will tako the lattec. ou are. thou, an orphan without fortuno, hoping and enpecting to make your living by teaching rauslc. ioprovotoyou now itttio l tteservo your implied reproach, I will confess wnat I suouid Dave concealed Horn lao sjoveruor's ulcco. Miss Eilea, 1 adore jou,' Mr. llilderl" sbo exclaimed. SDrhi'r- ing to her foot, with flaxhlug eyes, "Well," he said, quietly, 'you. challenged me.4 "lou are impertuirsit, sir. ' and sbe swept away with dignity. Sbo remained Uiely shut la her own abin during the resnaindor of the at. terneon and nntil quite late in tbe tnorning, when Julius, who had main, tained an anxious and impatient watch on deck, found her In the saloon sip ping a cup of tea and nibbling a niece ox toast by way breakfast "I hooe Tan have fonrivttn mo.M lia saht taking a seat beside her. 'iiwt I have not," she answered with decision. "Which have J offendedthe Gov. rnor s tneco ur tho urn ban musio ioacherf" ho askod with a sancv smile. "ilotu. It was a daring imperil neneo to one and a pioco -of insolence toward the other.4' "Well, I don't see what I'm t do about It It isn't tbo sort of thing yon can expect a man to take back." "No," she said, looking absently in. .to her cup, thon suddoaly realizing that Ihls was not Just what she should have saht, she hurried to add, amid a contusion of blushes; "That Is, f course, you must take it back; at least yoa mualn'.t soy anything mora hoiU "Neverr' "Never." 'Hut that's latpesslUle, 'Mr. Hildor." " JV 'MUs Elton," "I think we've had enough of this. It was my fault-; I am willing to admit that It was wretched Unto on my part and I've sutlored all sorts of things in conseuuoaco, She waved her hand toward nor cabin as sbe spoke, indicating that It ys thus her hour, of retirement were spent 'fet mego back to the (question." aho continued. "You asked aue whether thoro was any body to make it plea.aat tot we on .bore. There was sm yeaaua but uy own perversity wby I ehoala ewt have p.werod at ones. No, nobody that I am at all aare will care to snake it pleasant for me. I have a dear old uncle who has always te very good to me; but tvhou be hears bow naughty I have been I dou't know what ha will ay to me," and she puckorod fee white forehead Into an espManloft mt fii-it)Dunutloua perploxlly. : "Well." he said nfter waiting some time for her to resume, "is that tvl?" "Thai answers your mio.itloe, docj It notT' "My question as orlK'niallyp'rt yes, I believu it does; but it has been so atupllllcd that yon caa hardly vtpect mo to bo aatlsliod with thai a eager answer." 'Aiuplj'fiedt I don't understand." "These two Inpojalous hypotheses, for Instance wero ti.ey loth "pure fiction, or which was tho truo statement," "Iloth pire nretltions,'", he Ptlurn ed, lauhln and bltinblng njain. "I ami nt that brilliant eroature. a gov eruor'a nleoe, nor yet that sioro useful ami resnnclnble ne, a tenuber of music. Tho governor's niece was just n bit of eatiro. I traveled a few weeks onoe is ttmfuy with ti rer- l son. d tho constant lUfaiKxa with Iwhicli alio dwelt upon her title, anil the I amount of respect It seemed to inspire I' In the minds of those wlte iieard it, (rnvo mu tho hnpressiiaj that it the highest rank a in married women ,icould attain in America. 1 think the j Impression must lie well founded, ton, I as 1 noticed it p reduced quite an t ft'jct upon you. "'ot llie effeet yon Imarine. I waa f tallied fur a uiometit, J confess but aitnpiy Lme.au so of a slight coinci dence. " "A coincidence! J)o you know her?" nd a hut blush and a lovk of coiNter nation sat together unoit iUt resh, joun faco of Mm Kllon. Never saw her; but there was a lot to make lue cross the ovcan with six'lt a person and a lot of other wo men, which l defeated by running awav." OliJ you ran awayf" aho breath ed tlio words ont iu a startled half vhisner. )fes, they went la a Cimnrder. ntnl my friend lrko and I blipiKid oil' and took tis steamer ol Uufm."' I ilie lcwikod at him with widely-opened cj-ee for a moment, during which he decided for tho fiftieth time that tho m .. v.v W.'.VU Mill! MU, JIJIV, ns ho h:id deoiiled tlio other lifty timei. "Why -did yon ran awayr"" fho askod After a moment's consideration. "Well, you nee, 1 was with my sis ier and two or iliioe others; just a nioti little purlv. alt llie ladies married, mo 0iow didn't alwavs have to be nn nnr. n La, I a l.Tll v x ' " " ' W mm,,m,m, I 'll I W I I II1SI ... r . .M. ar !. 1!. ,M'IU": "u '' nmwr iw ii, imu iier neaa ... ..-... . ...i.. 1 . ' about tho uontiuent with a lot of iritis - . ' .J rroou.s,o at 411s oaoK. ana VI10 lias always Just tho Cirl 011 hand ho will walk up tho oth- r aUlo , whlUj ifltjn M ,i0,uaruiy ftt ,ho unr. j h!lll UQ fmacy - iw,i. ... . .i,f. lnZor ,u " 1,PrlBncoa BnKlr "And the governor'. Ilioi uiocu was one at tha vlrls?" ' ' " Klrwr lni.iii mvnrnn "roaie governo iSonie governor', nleco, so I hoard. 10 imurhty tbirg yu Lome, ovuddonco for .nntlilmnw. 11 "i, For .ole answer, howovor. Miss Elton sjoiuiuuuee. igj kftck lu her cUnlruu hnsaQ ,B h immoiU.rMoiv. juilM lokP,l at I . - - .M ... el.. am K ' n m i i u h ulliliu7tUm" o lho nUor. wh( wero beginning thoir prcpiirations (or "I hove na donbt It's awfully funny," ho aditad, as alio wiped tho toars from berlieeks, "but I could enjoy it more if I knew just tho point of vRjw frunt which yon see it" "IVrhape you oould," aho replied demurely, checking an impulso to laugh again. "Wo seem to bo iu tho wuy; supposo wo move." jL'oiuo on dock.1' ho exclaimed, ris ing with alacrity and offering his arm. "Thank you, ni, I don't feel quite equal to tho deck this morning." She made bim a cercmonloua -obeisance, and her cable dor had closed behind her bcore ho had fully realiaod Jor purpose. She did not reappear during tho day. It was their last nay at sea and Julius was In despair- The Jutties light was lu sitrht when be netired, aad when he awoke in ihe morniag the smooth glieV- Ing motMB of tbe snip announcoa tnat tber wero lu tho river. He was la uo baste to see the low shoros of the Mis sissippi, In faot he felt at the moment that die hated Xbetn; yet be sprang up, dressed with dispatch and mounted to the deck. Everybody was there but the one he .ought lie stood near tho companion way, watching furtively aud stattiuir at every step. Sho lla not come, uellhor was sbo at tho breakfast table, Tbo hours rlided bv. the city rose In. to view, naseenirors oamo on dock with ache Is and umbrellas,, prepared for going ashore, bnt etill that artionlar cabbv-door remained closod. They were at tlio wharf, the staging was run oat, ana a aozon or more citizens rusu- ea across wiiu tnat strange eagerness o Inexplicable to tbo voyager whose eagerness impels bun In the opposite direction. Julius, still maintaining bis watch at tbo companion way, foit in solf gently put aside by a tail, gray onireu geniiewaa, in a orown coat who weat with careful haste down the brass steps. JJe heard a little ory. and peering through a skylight he saw Miss Elton m tho arms of tho gray-haired Kintleman, her head pressed against e brown coat and her eyes upturned to meet lils speataclea gata. "Her uncle!" he muttered poevlshly, 'who tbo devil is he anyhow?" He moved dlkoonleutsdly to the side and looked at tho people hurrying ashore. "Hollo, Julius! Going to spond tho night aboard f" cried Hrako coming up with a duly chalked valise lu each hand. 'Ou, Mr. Ulldor," exclaimed another and more musical voloo, "Walt undo. 1 must iatooduco you; Mr. . Uilder has boon very kind to me." "What Julius? Why, my dear boy. how d vcP iiy v wrote mo you wero coming over with nor." His hand was grasped with a hearty prossuro, and ha found himself gazing into lb spects cieu eyes oi jur. oinuueiv. "Ob, stupidest of stupids" 4 claimed as bo thrust sliinw4 ae brttshos into his valise la the Mivaoy (Of bis cabin, "Dogged by Ihe ftiaoliatt egress alter all. by JupUort" ha adeW as ho gava a lust twist to his fair mus t ache before the mlity mirror. Ane His luUe Needs Toning t'p. "Wo nro running pretty fait now, ain't woP" Mii.l u drummer to his com- fan ton, as the traiu wh'csed along at a ivtJy rate. "At least thirty miles an iiotir." replied the oilier. I "Thirty tnilesf We ain't going loss rtim a miio a minute," "Vou are lay 4T. We aro not golug a bit faster than thirty five miles an hour nt tle e-utslde. I've boi riding on trains tt twenty years, mid jou can't fool ta'e on tbo speed. I've got it down so fine I can tell wlth lu a mile or two just how fast wo aro running?" "Ton can. h?" replied the firht epeaker; "vo Uw.uk you ban? it down tine, ehP Xew. I'll Just hot you 5 I can guess 4 loser to tlio nutnlier of ec ou.ls it lsi;es us to ruu from one mile post to another tlina you can. Is it a goP'' It was a "go.' The neey was put up In nnother drummer's hands, and he took out his watch and stood up to the aisle so neither of tbo wagerers oould son Ms tirier. The passengers who had overboard the conversation gathered nround to see how tho bet Would eomo ont. As a wl.Im tnlln nool whizzed past tho window Die referee :ri-d "Now;'"' Tbo contestants looked etrt of tliu window nt tbn linn of w ire fence and profession of fnst-ditapicaring tule- graph poles. "Time!'' tried tho drum ' ruer iu tlio nislo as the next laile pott j clewed itf i.lf hio A'oeling instant. Ev ery cv4 waa tisruud to tho makers of the wagec. According to agreement they Avere to write out tho number of seconds they guessed atul hand the pa per to the referee. TJiumau who "had it down lino" did Ibis very promptly, but ti'o auo who had started tho con vercaiion was alow. 1U had Homo lig wing to do with Ills lead pencil. Tbero was considerable- excltetuent among the on-lookers, and several side bets wero made. In a few moments tho drummer hud completed bis emu lations, and tbo refereo announced: 'X'liurley puts It at one tainuto and forty secouds. J?ol mnKci it ono min vie, and twenty-live second. The act ual time by tbo watch was one juimitu and twenty-four seconds. B jb wins." The wan who "had it down b'no" but missed it by .fifteen seconds aud jo.st bis nuiiicy took his defeat ia good humor, but begged Hob to tell him how ho had worked it. "1 hadn't oulit to give it away," cuid Hob, "Yau-o I'vo been nittk iu' about 14 n week with it all winter. I usually hit it to tho second, but this time 1 forgot that I'd bad only one drink this luoruing." "What h:us your drinks got to do with it, I'd like io know?" IVIiy, you see, it takes at least four drinks to settle my pulso dowu so I cau roly on it to tho very second." Tho nitro-glycerinu bomb Is a rccvBt addition to destructive projectiles, its serrtccaulencss in rulucing entrencii incnts briug, ills claimed,' unequalled. In its construction a heavy conical shell is first cast and so arranged that ono end is much heavier than the other, ono cud being roiJ with a tightly lilting cap, screwed on after charging. The interior of tlio shell is divided into three compartments, each separated by a heavy plntc-glass cap; tliu divis ion furlhckt front the open end is tilled with sulphuijo acid, mid tbo ue.t with glyecriue, and the outer one with nit iio acid these three elements being the component parts of nitro-glyeeriuu. A small opening through the center of the cap titling the open end of tho projectile aduuUs a steel rod, to each end of which is lii mly elloclicd .a small circular picco of metal, tho iuuer end resting against tho tirst glass cap; tho outer cap is then screwed ou, and lho projectile is ready for service. Accord ing to the principle of gravitation, the heavy end naturally strikes the ground first, tho steel rod is driven through tho plate-glass partitions, the chem icals are mingled, and a nilro-f lyo.oiluo dischargo takes place. s A Yankee In Itetl J'nlnt Tho campoodlea so.Qtheast J towc wero lho cono of unusual exdtemenl yesterday, it was aocldontlv discover ed that ono of lho head sachems, who had lived on tho Walkor river reserva tion for years, was a white maa. How the disoovory was made is not slated. Tho Indians were ae wnrfcod ! over tho discovery that the renegade, ieariug for his life, came to town. Upon being interviewed by a reporter, ho said be was a native of Massachusetts and forty-seven years olL jjo bocaoue en tangled in a serapo wbon be was eigh teen years old, and. running away from home, followed the soa for two Jcars. Arriving at Sao i'ranoiseo ho oined the rush to tbe iniuua. After a pretty rough experience going from camp to camp, be Unally, after tlio col lapso of the Meadow lake boom, joined thei'iutus at thoj'yratukircsoi atiuu. Ho remained thero until ho had fully mas tered the language and habits of his dusky friends, and then, painkiug him self aud assuming the garb of tho red men, came to Walaer Take, where, In consideration of his ablo advice In the councils of bis tribe, Jko was elected a hlof and allowed three wives. Ho says that although ho sometimes longed or news from the Hay state, ho was per fectly content to remain whore be was, as ho found tbe roaming, independent life of the Piutos Just tho thing for a man, tired of tbo busy aueoosof civiliza tion. Now that be has tho paint wash ed oft and has donned a decent suit of clothes, he Is a very intelligent looking man, and it is a wonder that bo could have kept himself from bis race so many years. He will probably retarn to tbe home of bis yonth in a few days. Witllur, (Nev.) UuVclttu "It is strango," said a oommnter to a passenger who occasionally traveled on the sumo road, "it is strange that I have never soon your wife with you.41 r'ls that sof" "Yes; I'm sure sho of ten takes this train; in fact, I saw her only a day cr two ago, didn't IP" "Very likely, was the curt reply. "Won. I didn't want to be too inquisi tive, but I'd really like to know why you never travel togothur." "On ac count of economy. "Mow soP" "Bo 9ua we've only one ulster between itWfc .making groat trldeo la New lTttk. it has cached - a point now swheae a raukUMciul instating 3 feet by Vh can be palsjtatl fa ibwenty minutes, 'lho pictures aro oaade almost oxfiiujk J..-1. ... .... l,.vl... HCMOifc Our Charlie says Mm dinVrcfire be tween a hill and a piil is, ono is hard o get lip nnd the othc r is hard to rt "down. OU City iKrrwk. "Do you beiicvo lu lata Bridget P" tkv-4 tlt p-stairs girl of the cook. "Sluu-6 an' if Oi didn't, d'er .'pose Oi'd he alter buyiu' shoes P" A Western Congressman snys! "Kv fry man who comes to Congress has two ideas." !ut. after Mih exaggera tion ns this, nobody cares to know what this Western Cuugreisman has to say. It is lexy nsiay, but as a general rule tho waiter in a swell restaurant is Auoul tho only pi ron about the pron- Jsos who doesii I wait for nnyihw'. Tlio nun who orders the chop does most of the waiting. A New s'orker hastiwurred tho dis pleasro of all tho undertakers ia thai city, and Ihey talk of hoyeolting him. He has inv nitcd a Mttlo'stiring to at Uch to gas Jets so that when llie ii rht is blown out the gas vvili bo turned off. Moiristvii u lkraUL ea Colonel (ienrgo I,. Perkfus, f N wh'lt, 'oiii , who Is in years old. said in a rotitw.t interview: "i have buried six family physicians ard still live." Tho Colouel could aiak a t r;iiii by certifying to tho particular biund of g.atent mcdicinn ho used. A western zephyr carried a cow a iquartcr of a mile through tit air. und set he.r down in a milio:iaa' yiunl li!e svax so scared that he stopped grinding sdiulk, nnd ran four miles for n r i II n to shoot the curious looking creature with. llurlintjtoii Vc 1'rcns. llon't slander your next-door neigh bor. Id) may be ia impoverished cir- lusts ticc.i, and have fer if any fswiuU Uoti't speak til of any man until you are positive as to tho exact amount ho can lift ntnl tho nature of tho person when aroused. "O m, you don't ''laugh and grow at." That idea is ull wrong. 'Ihe eeiitenco should be reversed. You grow fat and lauh. When you fal up you have something to laugh. Aud other Ix'oplo have something to luugli nt. ''specially when you try to button your sbo'.'s in a railway car. A New York man advertises "a safe, quick, and reliablo corn remover, with out the application of knife or caustics, no pain experienced. 1'rico only $1." A young man bo never walks out without wishing ho could leave his feet at homo forwarded if 1, and two das afterward received by express a live crow. I'hicago hna a Coaching Club. TV always tiiought the groat need of Chi cago was Komcthiug of that kind. We dou't know how contagious it Coaching i'hib is, but ns it hxs taken Chicago six years to catch it from New York, .St. Ljuis will probably break out with it about tho ttme tho Houncpia Ship Canal is completed. Dining tho sermon, ono c she quar tet fell asleep. "Now's your cltauts," said tho organist to lho soprano. "See if you canticle tlio tenor." "You wouldn't dare duet," said the contral to. "You'll wake liytin uo," siigge.it. ed the bass, "i t ouid make a hetUir pun tbau that, ad sure as icy name's i'salm," remarked llio buy that puniud iIh) orgna; but he suid it bolo thai no wim .ju.'irtct. Dnmley wtis making P.n nvei.Iiig call, and the nieo little boy of lliefaniily had been allowed to remain up a little later than usual. ''Ma," In) miid, Juriog a J:ll in the -conversation, "cai. whisky talkr" "l eriniuly not," said mu; "what nut that absurd notion intp your headP'' "Well," he replied, "j heard you say to pa that whisky was telling on Mr. Duuilev, and 1 waiitud to know what il said.''' Wo want Chinamen, but wo want litem a long way off. 'lho tint has gone forth that no Celestial shall over g:izo on tho woody gulches of tho C'umr d'Alcno uud live. If he insists on coining, however, let him bring 4 roaut pig, pleuly .0 H,io,,ra:kcrs nnd colored paper, and all tlio essentials for a first-class Chinese funeral. Ho needn't bother abont bringing tbo corpse, though,; It will be lu ivndiucss. -Jdrur TAle.ne A'uijjtl. Two dudes talk: "Aw.Cholly, f thenh is going to bo some vhsngo lu twousihs this spwlng." "Somo what, UusP" S(iao chnngo, don't you know." "Nnw, jou dou't sayP Well, I'm dahn glad of it, fob ba Jawve, theah's been so little in nilno oh hwoo months, that weally I wouldn't know a twado dollali from n silvali iu divldual buttah plate, dou't jou kuow." Tho oflicer who opens tbo court is called the "criur."' On one occasion tho sajd opcer had loot his wife, who had led him an uncomfortable life, and ho was, of course, absent from his post Whon the court camo In the Judge, as usual, said: "M.r. Crier, upon the court." A young and XaootJnus lawyer addresfied tho (Court as follows: -"May it please your Honor, Mr. 11 can. not cry to-day; bo has lost his wife." At a Jiostou seanco a disconsolate widower succcodod in establishing communication with his wie, who bad Fassod into tho spirit land from the tub, of whoso wsthelio circles she bad boon a member. The man inouired if be was happy, and if she lied her now surroundings, to which she re. pliod: "Woll, dear, it is very charm ing and luvely and all that but of courso yuukoow, dear. It isn't Jldoten," Mrs. B. was speaking oi Mrs. J's. rainy-day attire as a combination "polonaise and waterproof cloak," wiieu little Jjijah wanted to know if her "opolonaria waterproof cloak was niado of giassf" "Mado of glass! "Why, what do vou moan, chlldP" 'Oh,', repliod Ujjab, "you always spoak of Mrs. J. as 'that meek little bottlod sip woman,' nnd I thought that " His thoughts on the subject wero diverted by a box on lho ear. A yonng man who believe in self improvement having recently married, uggestod to his wife that tbey should argue somo quostions frankly and fully every morning. In order to learn wore of each oilier. The iirst question happouod to be "Whether a iwgraau oould bo expected to get along without a hat" and ho took the affirmative. and whoa he was last seen ho hud WIT ANT Hu..i I.t t.. .nA -..iveryniiMiieaseel pulling the ladder aitor him.tioar . . . - Attomriis-Al-Lnw. J AMKS 0. CKOU.SK, ATTOHN'EY-ATJjAW, Mi iim;ih i:u n pa All bnlr tun lul tn llils earelw't' rr. ooit (jfri in l r ttenK )U. Uvionliatlnn )tn li t u.sn anj r.iiKrsu. i JAtOIS UILUKKT, .Itttirnri Hint (mn, for a' tur, iiiiiii.i:m n(iii,;tM, i'0'ii.oil nt I imM ti l riuao. nJ all Mli" ' !' mtr n t! i . om .'tot Itm Iftl l.us n i I s. K. JIorSvVKIlTIi, 1ATT0RNEY-AT LAW. fS-.l,l(,HnVK. l'.. t'nl'erll'nt an J sit ollior leaal 1 11 -1 1,. rr- 111; Iv tten.l'i to. Ctjuiulta'.toni l:i ltr . 1 1 1 -1 1 am Jcrrrati. June 5. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, c ll'lH Ii), All tiuntncii aniri'loil l.ln t III I . I roni llj attenid il to. II." DKITUICU, rriPUMiv tr.M w. M.vrkii St.. Silitiix.'ruvr. iit lifa.ilonl I u'nc I rnm tly atierdcd to. tlonsnlisUwos Jo Kulliti suit t erinnn i '10. I." WUNUKULY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Can I eoniklv d ia JtlnxLKh or (Ur n an. DOWEH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, AliiMltlntrg, l'a. f'oltcrtlnni load, and iler.uao. t'oniultatlxna Sn r.cclliaji (June 3, '7n.ir. L. SC1IOCH, ATTOBNEY-AT-LAW. Ntw 8erlio, Pcnn'a. Prnf- nlonal Ixishmaa rntruatel tit" etrr will rxi'uivc rnmt atti'Utlon. .I i. n c S'l,'.". fill AS v i;li;ich, Attorney & Ooncsnl!or-At-I..w, OtTlrvlD A''K lijiMlnv one ilom Nurik l Kkyhtcmk IIjti'L Mt'llliatsitlVf, 1'oilll'il. ('ollcctlnnK ami nil other iritinni.l t.nl n,, 1, ... 11 1 1 n.l an.l will raei Iva, :irclul ui irnmi t sttciiilun. A r.ll.'Js.ti. T 8M1TI1. ATTiH.Kr'V AT LAW. MllllI.r.liVHit, .N r.HK :., T A ll'er Ma lrafe!liinl Servla tn Its iuMI i.'oniultallona la Enxllth anil '.termsn. A.W.TOTTKH, t N. I. TOTTI'li ,1 nonxh YS A T LA w. bohnflgrovo, Pa , OftVr ;hlr pr.ifi'si'liii'ii I Korvkea t i ti e imtilte. All Ici'bI iitiX 1.11 enirii-te l tlielrcare will receive r nipt a'Ujuil.u. UiHooou Main Pt. July i. Vt. II QUACK A L I.EM AN, T 7 O I! .V E Y A T . .1 ir. in. I!cei I. x e until u. Iruoeil lol l" rare will le runiUv ni'rii'1 ml In t'an im ii'inHiiit I In r.null' Ii 1 r (inroinn. Oct. (tains on. Market St;uait. II. (ilUMM, A f tomoy-nt-Inv, ANU UlSHilcr ATKHiNKY UMISM Hl.ll I'DI'N I V, I'i ri'luii'H I'n. Conaulintlen la ijotU l-.hnll.-ti nnl ;ilcnnun Liiir.KiiPKO. Oct. t, l"l. JOHN II. A UN OLD, Atlornoy nt Tnw, MIKIH.KIttlh'tJ, P I'rufeiwliiiial lioplue." 4.u-'im'I In lila car will be prudjnly atirmlu l to. AC. Sl.MI'SOM, ATTORNKY AT LAW, Solin.ogiove, Tn. ((Tr till prnfes''inl ei vice t the in M te All liuidiie" enlru.'ilt.l to lil ohih v IU v ruui'tly alteiiilail lj. Jan.T,M)7, AMUEL II. OUWHi, A TTORXKY-A T LA W, LrnMiitrp, I'ulim Co.. In: Otflre no TIiMkt HMi-at, tiK do..r ul of t'aui on n hi'U-e. itoe.iu, 2slT.tr.' M IDDI.KHURGU LIVF.HY. E. HUMMEL, Prop. Wipui.KBtir, Pn. Comfortable and tyttih rf alpe aJesya ou hanJ. frioea rnasoniblo. Agents? w.-iiileil lor The I.ivrp o nil tin' I'ri'iOili'iilK nt tlio I '. S. Tlie laim rt I141.I Viiiih't hi'nt h -iik ever rxl'l li.r l 1 1. 11 n (! ourirl. 0. Tlie IhHaH h U.iij liiwa In Anjirli'ii, Imuicii.u iimnia to niii'i.t'- Alt :millKnt peo lnwantli. Any 01. can lin'inve aueeerMiil Tru.a livu, II AI,1.1T1' liuuK "ll., I'url taod Miilne. FREE for TRIAL HANOVER'S HPKCIKMI. An unMIInK end naily eure Inr Narroua Hal'lllty auil Weak na, 1u ( Vitality ami Vluor, Narvou, l'rnlrtli.a, llylerla, or any evil reult oi tri1laertuB,eaces, overwork, almaea ol A lei uol, tobaena, ao, (Urer forly tbouaaed (Mil live eura.) S-Sen. l6e.HPtisaon trial boi of IO0iIMs AOilrraa, VU. M. W.MallulS, O.ir.OlMk St, a lalboen 10-lT. 1'isee, Cblgo,Ill ISAAC nKAVEK, Surgeon Dentist ! Mit'dleburg, Snyder County, Pa. Orrtia ih rwakiLia via Usrev Everything belonging to tbe pro faalnn don In thtbatt manner, Allwor warrantaS. Terms moilerate. He will alo attend to linalnaai every tee treoha at iJontruvlllo Vronelvitle, Vaster own Adasskarg aad rasteavlll ruAisoDY luiriSi, PlULAHELPIIIA,rA,. Mnth Btivet. South of Cheatntit. W. PAINE, Proprietor, Mneaqtiaresiniilhor tae New l'ot Offlee. nn ball anuure from Walnut SL Thi irA .,.i ... . w; ii'i.iinw n mr,oi inH eilf . t'a llie Atu iei.oo paras?. lteo4U4 MlT furn.t Ot.m M, '..-' Physicians, Ac. J H. MYERS, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, llffivrrlown. Torn'it., OfTam lit? prcfMi"il otirTl.-r in tVe rltli-tv 1 f llr(i(i Ion n V-lcinliy. ia1. rrll. thI Irrii.i n. n.irn at LU rf l l' f ( n w et Mini Mre. A r. 1, ly.pj. j" w. Cm'.sKi PHYSIClANiAND SURGECN. ( 'ciii re ille, lViin1hr. Ii'lorn lil i r.n1iinal ervlceii to tho eldiat.S ( I'vfilr.-. Il'en.l rlcinlt) . A ng. I, '. G. 1:1mA 1: HAsstNdt'.i:, mTSTCIAN & SURCEOV. Mi.l.l!.d.iirnli.;iViitrn. ( ifr- liia t'T"'- I'li'iial frrla (tie clilirns i.r M 1 iniri.nrli n.iil tulullv. tTlce It, the Wa,hln,toi. Il,..'. Ai'r.T,'. j (iinr.ii li.v nur.it, PHYSICIAN & SUnCtCN, ?li...-lmili. IVtm'rt. I Mtcra M .r"frKi-i:.l fi.lri'( tn tie cl'lieet ut . I'lillriiu iu nnil ti lultv I Hirr a tr .ti 1 rt l el It,.- 4 nun llnu.e, in ATaotil'a I 11I.1U1 1. liflionco i-jc-.tio (ii,"Ptt lii:T IMutlns ..'J'CO. ma hand i;niniocK, Fremont. Snyder ccunly, Put, Itr.iiluaienl Kstt Imnre 'illKe of rhymrlani ili'l M')n. i Ii t Lia 1 riilcM tiat tn lt to ihe ii.li.'. S)i am t.ugil'U and oru.un. .March, i;, issl. U, J J. SMITH, Physician & Surqcch, li'iinr Sji,-iii-i!, .V.r.i-r (tuvty, To iltera 1.1a proleirtooal tervietl to ti e .1 14 oltire on .Main etreot. J litis I'i yyu. t. o. w.wiNKi?, I'll) l inn iiikI .nrps oit, 1 i'r hi. irnfi iii.nl ir l.i'a tn 'In- e tna nf A luimritir:; atel Mi iMty. Ai 1:. i.'Mnf. II. J. KCKISKIIT, SURGEON DENTIST. ,k''7(ll.;rr-, , I VtwiV. I'rnreaalonal buflnorn rointly auem Mm v: ft te :. 'IV. J F. VAN HIVKIKK, tfUKlilCAL ft MrC.'I MCAL IiF.NTlfi t SulitiHgrove, lVnn'n. AN't Art; 3 Noila nt S2.r,.-i;:iWin. 1-4 t'cbls. V.nr Ill'D".lt I.i n t.' Turn WlnlojI,..ii, t fr; ;;,.M : I',nta a II r.,1 T', vim y l iw. iinirvi Ini .'.'1 uii'l s'i rents each. Tlnnnb tali I,' e i;t I ,11 ,1 .' '' ii'ii nr , , Ktni. 1 T 'X'ii .i'.;' 1 "inn. 1 it Muii 'ire r'orka al l,l:! .''' .'. ni. . ,1. I.. H.I at. ,1. . .... ,1. I ,iw it-l.ail.) 1 ,1 11. .1 Mioti'li. yt Jo ufl i i mi b. (Jiioii St Is of A.1 i'H nt 'A (I i...l til I,, rv K. ;t w 111 :. . i ' i it .. l in. I I 'i I . Iir I Iti. !;,ir I'. 11 1 W.'n.i., I'rij;' t S; 1 1 1 - '., I., 'i1. ,-. 1 1. n r ,.,iinl. I 111 1 .In. I 111. koiy Shun, a I Ut and b"i .'Mi tit lit.i I.catt.tr. ImiII, I'U' h, K ill rr, JiiCI I.owcr (lititi ever was known. tro 'il 1, nil Ci.rrlai.ea aid Tar Holla aluirta tln im. i' u.' l..ir inn. .ur i. nn. I. ,Ak 1 r erlie ti.rirt'M On, -Mnii IIofm. li:t,l(, ta al reula rai b. T.ilr"i " ', fS Hultab, Kili, a, l.vp U. brt. W,,, ,. t ... Tim r low. t'.ll ami tbcni. Wi. am aeillug the l.ir;,'..,t at.u'k ol i;..nj r , t r n.,. MACHINK i:OI.TH fr.nn V, In, h, a 11,31 In, lira by lj , V"i. 11 1 riolanakii tlu m anv rnii.. W al IIh iii ai alK.iit il.r .r ynii .ay t .r tbe n.un 1 lr.11. lliluk vt 4 , ',x ... iMa.-hin. l,l, -qiiur ti-a.la ami tuts an4 , reatfr ID ai d la I'i l,lb k'UCll. Great Kcdnclinu in Stoles X Siiainzs Hlinilivaiji. frluno.l an.l ai,l!..ii I. J.cw, tlii.ii i.ir Tin- new Myli-a of Ii..i, l'l,jr,,iin an Arilnil.t bs.li a, bi-nulilul In .Ii.mo an I ltnii.li Ilorno Mkh'H at $1 2r lr Kc. Sl. alaii.t liv.n Harrow TcMI.. er kt aa ,r. T'lnl Mutt ue I'.ili-r Tut, ralTnls.-t and Iron liml. ed 1'ailr, hli'i l.,,l,. r. Slat, liw, Twii,a, !'al..t. . I'Mfinr im,N.'., ii, ,.r iitii 4. i.,w in t rli ami ai t!oo4 11. iinaiiiy. Dt'TONTS I'OW PKR. milo, Mll.lnif, Ka1r, Uir I., ad, Hl.nl, ele. 10.000 PI Ki 'KS W.M.I. IWPF.HS. Krnin flveri'iitaa tw.lt np anv price y, want ll. 111. Notioolilv ti bi.w 1 1 .-,,. . Con. an.l I.. I: at tl 1 111 If y Inn'l want tbm:, Jn-t ! a... prrtiy are. IVntria. fielice. Urarli U, I In.M Hijtluna in plain and lil. SILVER WARE. Our Silver ai-c Caai a will ruu h nrrn for nipct'tinn. A full braiivli of Mil 1 1 . . 1 1 . . 1 , ware, n.ilvca, Korka Caii,.r., ko,, w; be opuaeU kl iii'hi ard of l,,w pt tcor. Hll;ii:A)tS .),, ,,, and Hraaa. tlur fn4 iih kjim lu. Upi r Km. towrr limn lat aa aoti. Pru-bea 14 all llnds. Hr,.na if all llnda. cry low On api'llraliim four eataln-nu m.mI prire Ib-t wl)M i nailed to any one. Tin. Irndo anpplirit Willi all ouriirrhandift aMia.lo iiri.'e. birb 011 cnininrieou U1 bo foutid aa low a. raalaia r,fc'- -. HMNHMTS, Gold lnrUiewMiikliiK el:iM. Soinl I onla fc.r iiksiaK" and , m mall you frav. a rnyiil, mlnnbl liox l ai.i.itila o,luI fi.,. win .... -.. in ,n vii.v 01 B.aaniK anore inoii.y in law Uaihun yiau o.er tlwiilit linaaiblo m any bur!, lose. 4'ni il nniroqiniml. Ui H an.rl van. Vnirsii rk all the iiinoiirlanni Oiiim i.'iny. riio Wurk ia iinivcraully nl.lrl fi txith rvkra, yjHiiiit unit old. Von can raaHv wirn linn. u aieiita to Notary fvenliur. II, n't all who wm.t wink u ay tuat twj .'.OMMitJi. ... lnnl.o tlila 111. parallrltHl oti.ir j to all who u. tint wull anll.-ll it wa Ni'll ..Hi.l (1 In pay br 1I10 (rouble nr winin V. r till pnrtli'iiluia, dlree loiia, oi l ., aunt fr,. frflrtuma will bo made bv tin u who tin their fhnhi time to llio work. 1 on t aiuici alor. liilelyaiiro Kni'l Jobiy. Ji ,K uWl Atldiaus tri.ji 4. Vu , inUu.l Maiuo. RIEHL HOUSE, HsirStaare Sotith ol B.hoclt'a comer. SELINSGROVE, PA. JOKL L. 1ME1IL, PropV. Terms $123 por day. Mt, Bleet la alao agent for allk ads ofraraj luiplumsuu, cui.s, ts. THIS PAPER KawAaa Aeeamaina B nay rwrnw) eaa Bia at OJKiX P. ltOWtl.l..' (YiJi Boi.,e no Shtntmw eiriMi, anera adavr- aeaaaaa mm, iiauui apatraete ni.y f ,Tf II T r3 c m mi