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rv, -f t-1 jfe i I I k I* A4»«"V ,1^,1,1'i. liiiiiii Sfr«fH» R, It. WARDEN, Proprietor. TIII: nr.* IIOI\I S oiitu:it, 19 PUBLISHED F.VERY THURSDAY AT OTTUMWA, WAPELLO CO.,IOWA. My R. B. WARDE^ E S .INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE, ftn* copy pet year, #1 90 Four copies 5 00 Ten 00 twemy "(1 copy togcfwr up oi the club,) 34 00 a I RACES OF ADVERTISING. I For one square (12 lines) 1 insertion $1,00 i 1 Each additional insertion, ... 60 1 I A liberal deduction made to yearly ad vertisers. Businessand Professional Cards, not ma king more than eight lines, will be inserted lor $5 per year. All advertisements ha nil-d in and no time agreed upon for publication, will be published till ordered out ami lor accordingly. w- charged Business Cards, Friendship Division, No. 39. SONS OF TEMPER A V KETS every Monday evening at their ,1V 1 Hall on Main street, at 6J o'clock, I'. M. liretliren of oilier Divisions, who are in Rood standing are invited to alleud, JOHN MYERS, Jr., W. P. A Mi dge, R. S. II. B. 81SSON, E N I S IT AV1NG permanently located in this place offers his services to tin* citi ws of town and icinity. All work war #^i.jntt'il. Ladies waited ou at their resi dences if desired. 'IVeth inserted from one lo an ntire set, either by means of springs jur atmospheric pressure. Ileuaay be found «t the -'Union jtii each mouth. live, i 0th, t)J lotel,"on the 1st Monday MEDICAL NOTICE. A. U. WOOD. A. HAWKINS. '\\J E would respectfully inform the Y Y inhabitants of Oitumwa and vi~ l-iniiy that Wood and Hawkins have formed a copartnership in the practice of Medicine and Surgery, and are prepared says: in the line of theif to attend a'l calls profession. Punctual attendance charges. reasonab One or both may b* found at their ortice. oi at their residences when n#i absent on business. I)j. Iluwkin's reSi iler.ee—three doors west of the Counh Treasurer's office on Main Street. ll* WOOD& HAWKINS. November 24ih 1853 Henry B. Ilciidrrishott, i O 11 S E A V A ft ORRUMWA, IOWA. TT7 ILL attend to business in the Court VT of all the counties iu Appanoose, v if Souther^ 1 'owa, and in the Supreme Court at lowa^ Persons wishing to purchase or root land or town property are informed tliat March, 16th, 1854—ly. ifiio. D. DEVIOT. Mi. B. ha has the agency and management of [miserable eierually, as welLAfc&t Ui& nuch good property both in Town a*d present. Couutry. J. Sl J. Devin, f* A O N E Y S A A v OTTUMWA, IOWA. WILL practice in the Courts of ello, Jefferson. Van Buren, Monroe, Lucas, Marionj Matxaska. Having the advantage of a long resid in the valley they will give particul* tention to Securing and collecting C|| J'Fale of Warrants, Entries of lor time, buying and SellingReal Estatt tltment of Titles, payment of Taxt February 16th 185-1. Botanic Phyticiai E. U S I I ri^ENDERS his services to cit _L Oitumwa and viciuitv. Of door north of the Reco^t|.pfii| street, Oitumwa, Iowa. s March 3d, 1853—tf. •, J. L. *AYLOH. WlflLVMNON. Taylor fc Williami C) tO-tARTNERS in the practi icinc. Oftice and Residea^ •tstrget. F^ottumwra, Jan. 5th, '54. si Med ou 2nd MC'CLINTICK. J. AM E BON. HE undersigned having fc partnership for the pmel cine and Surgery, tender their] M:rvices to tnc citizens of vicinity. Office adjoining tl Dr. McClintick, where they J/||at all times unless absent oi Pfehlouega, Dec. 15th, 'bt j! a co- uf Medi Tessional iega and iidehce of be found iness. ERON. ns McCLlNTlCK Ct |P. F. «ayl U I O N OTTUMWA, IC to tnakini imiti lit any timer for a re of personal at auction pensation. less absent reasonably He may be found inQttumwi? on business May I/' Lb51. ^OHN BUEHS w, C. BUiTCKH. BURIVfl 3c RE!VT(iEJ\' COMMISSION IL FORWARDING Merchants, J)cal4r* irt Groceries, Boat Store*, and 4»6th,1851,yy Product, Uwa. Vamishoi. Ol*AL, Coach, Japan, and Letther Varaishes, for tale by W ORR. i 7 ETICAL. following lines addressed to Lady Bjfun, were considered by Sir Wal ter Scoft^s the best production of Loxd Byron'l cn: There Ii i mystic thread of life, So dearly wreathed with mine alone, That fe?tiuy's relentless knife At |rce must sever both or none. &A There 1? a form on which these eyes Hate often gazed with iond delight, By day that form their joy supplies, Anfi dreatat restore it through the night. There is a voice whose tones inspire SuC1 thrills of rapture thro' my breast, I wii not hear a seraph choir, Ualess that voice could join the rest. Thefc is a face whose blushis teli AH •ction's tale upon the cheats But iillid at one fond farewell,"• laims mote lore than words can epeak. is a lip which mine hath pressed, id none hath ever pressed before— wed to make me sweetly blest, nd mine—mine only pressed it more. re is a bosom—all my own— i ilath pillowed oft this aching head nouth, which smiles on me alone. An eye, whose tears with mine are shed. I ere ore two hearts, whoa* movements thrill In unison so closely sweet, lat pulse to pulse, responsive still. That both must heave—or cease to beat. 'here are two souls, whose equal flow! In gentle streams so calmly run, That when they part—they part?—ah! no! tVy cannot part—the souls are one! 1 A Forcible Argument. tMfi Lathrop in one of his sermons, if it were true that there fe w God, what evidence can the atheist have tliat, he shall not live and be miserable after death? How came he to live at all?— Whatever was the cause of his exis tence here, may be the cause of his ex istence hereafter. Or if there be no auee he may exist in another stale as well as this? And if his corrupt heart I'd alromiuable works make him so un I ppy here, that he would rather be an i htlaled than rur the hazard of a fu i re existence—what hinders but he nay be unhappy forever? The man ten is a fofel who wishes there was no •od, hoping thus to be secure from fu ure misery for admitting there is no j!od, still he may exist, hereafter as ^ell as here, and if he does exist, his corruptions and vices may render him THE LADIES AT WORK.—Young la dies miss a figure, when they blush and make a dozen apologies to their nnle acqaintancee, who happen to find them at the tub, with a check apron on, ar.d their sleeves rolled up. Real men— men ot ster'ing principle—are always pleased to see their female acquaintance at work. Then, young ladies, never blush—never apologize, if found in your homely attire, stirring cotfee, wash ing ihe hearth, or rinsing the clothes.— It should be your pride and glory to la bor for industrious habits are certainly ihe best recommendation you can bring to worthy young men who are seeking wives. Those wlio would sneer at these habits, you msy depend upon it, will make poor companions, for they are miserable fools and consumate block heads. CALIFORNIA OR CLKAR LAKE.—Lake Bigler, described by the Placerville Her ald, is certainly one of the curiosities of California, it lies at a great elevation, between two distinct ridges of the Sier ra Nevada. It is at least fitly mile* long, with an average width of from ten to twenty miles, and is of great depth. It never freezes, though surrounded a great part ot ihe year by snow. It a bounds with fish of several varieties, a mong which the speckled trout, many ot large size, and the salmon—real sal mon—predominate. So clear are its waters, that a stone or oiher object can be distinguished at ihe bottom, thirty or forty feel. About midway between the two extremes ot the lake on the eastern side, is a singular overarched chasm in the wall of rocks, that leads lo unknown caverns and 'dark recesses, said by the Indiana lo be 'he abode of spirits. E7* Fenelon, who had often teased Richelieu (and ineffectually it seems,) for charitable undertakings, was one day telling him that he had just seen his picture. "And did you ask ilfor a sub crip lion?" said Richelieu, sneeringly.— "No I taw there waa no chance," re plied the other, "it was to like you." tW Boys are like vinegar—the more "mother" there it i% then, the sharper they become. A BLOODY PROSPECT.—The London Time predicts that the present Eastern war will eontioue for twenty-five years. ,Jj ltoinaiice of u otil Field. The following singular circumstance happened a few years ngo in Parr, about 13 miles from Liverpool, where there are several extensive colleries. It will tend to show ihe immense value of coal mines which lie under a small superficial extent of land: An elderly widow lady sold to a gen tleman some property in Parr, consisting of a house anil about thirty acres of land, for £3,UOO. The old lady thought there must be coals under the land, as there was co much in ihe neighborhood but tl was the decided opinion among coal proprietors, and others conversant with coal mines, thai there were no coals on ihe properly. The seller of ihe prop erty, however, insisted that the coals should be reserved unless the purchaser would give her JCIOO for them. This he reluseii doing, and ihe coals were accord ingly excepted from his purchase and reserved to her. The old lady died soon after, bequeathing the coal mines among the children of a deceased sister, seven in uumber, who were all labnreis, and the residue of her property, worth about .£3,00(1, to the children of another sis ter. The bequesi ot the coal mines was considered a nominal thing, and led to dissensions in the two families on ac count ot it. The coal legatees brooded lora length of time over their disappoint ment, in not sharing their aunt's property with their cousins,- but at length they contrived to induce some persons, who were supposed to have more money than wit, to undertake the expense of boring on the land to ascertain whether there were coals or not. The boring contin ued tor considerable time, to the great amusement of persons connected with colleries but at last, to their great aston ishment, the chngrin of the purchaser, and the unbounded delight of the legates, two delfs of the best coal in Lancashire were discovered extending nearly the whole breadth of the land, and which could be easily worked. These coals were immediately purchased by the pro prietors of a neighboring colliery for the sum of j£20,000. On subsequent bor ings, three lower delfs were found, which the same parlies purchased for j£15,000. —JSJining Journal. ^She Extent of the Country. Something of the extent of the coun try may be conceived from the fact that while in one bection of it the weather is extremely dry, and crops and vegetation of all kinds sutler for want of rain, in another portion it is extremely wet and farmers are considerably delayed in sow ing and plowing their crops, and in an other it is just seasonable enough, nei ther loo dry nor too net, but a happy admixture of ain and sunshine pre vails. In one latitude, while the snows of winter still mantle the earth, in another iheground is carpeted with living green while in one the trees are leatless as in midwinter, in another they are clothed with vei'dant foiiage. In one portion of the land while the inhabitants are luxu riating in all the delicacies of the field and garden, in another they have such things only in the distant prospect. In one region ihe towering mountain, reach ing for hundreds of miles, rears to heav en its lofty summit, iu another ihe bound less prairie spreads far away in the dis tance. Truly thai must be a vast ex tent of country in which can exist ai the same period of lime'such a diversity of climate, soil, productions, and, indeed, everything that meets the eye or attrscls ihe attention of the traveler. A single one of the thirty-one States of our confederacy is an empire within itself. What, then, must be ihe extent and character when we organize a por tion of the land under a territorial gov ernment as large as a dozen of ihese Slates. When we casta forward glance a century hence what a spectacle looms up in the future. Perhaps double the number of States, or il may be treble the number of States that uow compose the Union will then be waved over by the flag bearing the star* and stripes.—But. TeL *The Schoonmaker Case. The trial of Corsline, accused of at tempting to kill Maria Schoonmaker, a mulatto, by throwing her from the rocks at Paltz Point, near the Traps, hat re sulted in a disagreement of the jury— eleven for ihe one against conviction.— The woman was the paramour of the accused, and she was ihe chief witness against him. She testified lhat on a Sunday in A pril, 1853, Goisline requested her to take a walk with him and his wife on the top of itie mountain to look off the rock lhat after reaching the top, he approach ed the eiige of the rocks and requested her to come and see a ground-hog, play ing below in the bushes. She assented to do so, and while in the act of lookiug over, he, wilh both hands, pushed her off headlong. Th? following Tuesday a Mr. Vanderlyn found her about half a mile from the rocks, to where she had crawled by the aid of slicks—so serious ly injured her life was despaired of.— She stated lhat Uorsline hud pushed her off the rocks the Sunday previous, and Mr. V. going to the place she described, found she had fallen a distance of 230 feel in the top of a small birch tree, which had grown from a crevice in the rocks, and which, by the force of the fall, had been bent to the ground, and found blood cleaving to the leaves and limbs of the trees.—[Albany Atlas. KP*See news from the Turkish war. iPP yum, 7 -e^4' DEVOTED TO POLITICS, GENERAL NEWS, LITERATURE, AGRICULTDRE, MECHANICS, EDUCATION, MARKETS, &C. OTTUMWA, IOWA, THURSDAY, JUNE I, 1854. Tli« Nittgiirii Falls Hydraulic Canal. Since the commencement of this work, about a year ago, it has progress ed steadily,* and as rapidly as an econ omical pUn of operations would 6eem to justify. It being one of the stipula tions in the contract, that all the excava* lions shall be removed from the banks, within a limited nme, the contractors have wisely determined not to deposit any considerable portion of them there, but to dispose of them as the work pro gresses. This ih done at the principal pit, at the West end of the job, by ihe use of dumping cars placed on a rail track leading to Ihe edge of the great gorge of the river. There are now about 100 men cm ployed on the work, who are distributed to three different pits. This U exclusive of "the steam Irishman" (as somebody has christened Gardner's rock drill) aid we learn that the force will be increased to 150 so soon as preparations, now in progress, shall he completed for deposit ing the debris at the east end of the ca nal line. Should the season be a favor able one for work, we are assured that the whole excavations will be finished by the first day of January next. The whole length of the canal line, including the whole length of ihe basin, as contracted for, is about 4,500 fcet.^ Ot this, 1,200 feel in length is already cxcavated down to grade, at the West end iu addition lo which, the work done at other points, is estimated to be equa1 to 500 feet more. These facts show that the excavation is more than one-third done, and the expenditure, wc are told, has now reached to about f00,000.— A i agora Fulls Gazette. One tf the Questions. At the close of a lecture on physiolo gy—before the evening school, a few nights since, the lecturer remarked that any one was at liberty to ask questions upon the subject, and thai he would an swer them as he was able. A young lady, with much apparent sincerity, remarked that she had a ques tion to ask, though she was not certain that it was a proper question she would, however, venture to ask iu It was as follows: "If one hen lays an egg and another sets on it and hatches out a chicken, which hen is the mother of the chick en?" The lecturer said, ,(I will answer you in Yankee style, by asking you a ques tion. If a little, pretty, while, genteel, native pullet sets on an egg of Oriental extraction, and hatches a great, homely, long legged, splinter shanked, slabstded, awkward gaited Shanghai, would you, were you that little white pullet, own that great, homely monster?" "No," said the lady, "I wouliTnt/" "Very well," said the lecturer, "that settles the question, for il is an axiom in physiology, that all hens think alike and act alike, in all essential particulars.— Manchester Mirror. WHAT IS A FOP?—The fop is a com plete specimen ot an outward philoso pher. He is one-third collar, one sixth patent leather, one fourth walking stick, and the rest kid gloves and hair. As to his remote ancestry, there is some doubt, but it is now preiiy well settled that he is the son of a lailoi's goose. He be comes ecstatic at ihe smell of new cloih. He is somewhat nervous, and to dream of tailor's bills gives iiim the nightmare. By his hair, one would judge he had been dipped like Achilles, but il is evi dent that the goddess must have held him by the head instead of the heels.— Nevertheless, such men are useful. Il there were no tadpoles there would be no frogs. Thev are not so entirely to blame for their attention to externals.— Paste diamonds must have an extra set ting lo make them sell. Only it seems lo be a waste of material lo put five dol lars' worth of beaver on five cents' worth of brains. A REMARKABLE MAN.—A New York letter to the Mobile Tribune, says There is a remarkable man connected wilh the Custom House "•here—a Span iard. His business is lo receive and test mooey. He will pour the contents ot an immense bag of gold or slver coin into the scales—for it is weighed not counted—and in a trice announce the amount in dollars and cents. Then run ning his fingers through ihe shining pie ces, immediately takes out every coun terfeit coin. He has never been known to make a mistake in pronouncing coin good or bad, and his infallible instinct for detecting the spurious metal is loca ted in his olfactory organs. ANOTHER ARCTIC NAVIGATOR MISS ING.—The Toronto Globe says: Serious apprehensions are entertained respecting the safety of Capt Collinson, who went out to Behring's Straits in Company wilh Capi. McClure to search for Sir John Franklin. Search is now beiug made for him aa well as for the long lost Sir John, both on the Eastern and Western coast of North America. If Captain Colliuson be found toon, all the vessels are lo return, if not, discre tionary orders are given to Capt. Ma guire and McClure lo cooliftue search for one year longer. 1» iy Never joke with ladies on matri mony or bread making. It is very, very wrong. They are both sacred. One refers to 'he highest interests of the heart, and the other to those ol the stom ach. Young men will ptom chalk il down in their hats. A Striking Illustration. A conpany of individuals united then selves together in a mutual benefit socio* ly. The Blacksmith comes and says-~» "Gentlemen, I wish to bccome a mem ber of your association." Well, what can you do?" "Oh, I can shoe your horses* jroni your carriages, and make all kinds of impfements." "Very well, come in Mr.JBlscksmiih.** The Mason applies for admission into the society. "And what can you do, sir?" "Oh, I qan build your barne aitd houses, stables and bridges.". "Very well come in we ean't do with* out you." Along comes the Shoemaker aa fol lows: "I wish to become a mecaber society." Well, what can you dof**v "I can make boots ami tiloes for you." "Come in, Mr. Shoemaker—we most have you." So, in turn, apply all the different trades and professions, (ill laslly an in dividual comes, and wants to become member. "An»l what are yoof* "I am a Rumseller.** **A Rumseller! and what can you do." M1 can build jails, and prisons and poor houses." "And is lhat alU" "No, I can fill them I can fill yottr jails with criminals, your prisons with convicts, and your poor houses with pau pert." "And what else ean you do!" "I can bring the gray hairs of the aged lo the grave with sorrow: I can break ihe heart of the wife, and blast the pros pects of the friends of talent, and fill your land wilh more than the plagues of Egypt." "Is lhat all you can do?" "Good heavens!" cried the RujjaMftfr, "it lhat not enough?" Negro Preaching. The Knickerbocker Magizine gives the following as a specimen of Nqgro Preaching at Baltimore: On one occasion, when striving his utmost to bririgabout a revival,he elevat ed his tlock several pegs in importance. He said: "Now, if any oh you niggers t'ink dst 'cause you'se black, and poor and miserable, you'se of no great consikence in de Lord's eyes, you'se vastly "a taken, 1 'spect, as I could prove by many pinls ob de divine word but one will be 'ficient for your dull komprehenshuns. De Lord says, in one place, 'God will not let even a sparrer fall to de ground widout Ilia notice and in a 'nudder p'ace lie says, 'Are not two, s^arrers sold for a farden?' A farden, I would inform you it t'posed to be 'bout as much as a cent. Well, den now, if de JiOrd takes no much care of a sparrer, worth only hatl a cent, ob how much 'portance try dear brethren, in his eyes, are you five and six hundred dollar nig ge"1-" AN IMMENSE FORTUNE—The late Duchess of St. Albans left Miss Burdett Coutts the sum of 1,800,000. The weight of this enormous sum, in gold, reckoning GO sovereigns to ihe pound, is 13 ions 7 cwt. 4 qrs. 12 lbs and would require 107 men to c?rry it, supposing that each of them carried 280 lbs, (e quivalent to Jhe weight of a sack of Hour.) This may be partially guessed by knowing also thai, counting at the rate 60 sovereigns a minute, for eight hours a day, and six days (of course) in the week, it would lake 10 weeks 2 days and 4 hours lo accomplish the task! In sovereigns, by the most exact compu tation (each measuring in diameter 17 20ihs of an inch, and placed to touch each other,) it would extend to the length of 24 miles and 260 yards, and in crown pieces to 113-1 miles and 340 yards! GETTINOOUT or A DILEMMA.—A cred itor, whom he was anxious to avoid, tret Sheridan com:ng out of Pall Mall. There was no possibility of avoiding him but he did not loose hie presence of mind. "Thai's a beautiful man you're on," said Sheridan. "l)o you ihink so?" "Yes, indeed, How does sho tvot!" continued Sheridan. The creditor, highly flattered, put her into a trot. Sheridan bolted arouud the corner, and was out of sight in a Mo ment. tT We heard a story of a fellow who related his experience when the ftashau Bank failed. "As soon as 1 heard of it," says he, "my heart jumped right into my mouth. Now, thinks I, s'spose I've got any bills on that ere bank, I'm a gon er, that's a fact. So you see I put on my coat and put for home as fast as my legs would csrry me—run all the wpy So when 1 got there I looked, and found I had not got any bills on that bank— nor any other. 1 felt some easier." MORMON PENALTIES.—The Desert^ JSews has the following characteristic exhibit of Mormon notions of retribu tive justice:— Mlt is too well known lo need repeating, that if a son of Belial should defame one of our fair wives or daughters, he must pay the forfeit without judge or jury, in the most publio place and he mbst get his recompense for the loss of his heart's blood where he can find it» which will be in Tophet." *»^«.. -3KSSI ARRIVAL OF THE E U O A Very Lute and Important! Odessa in Rains! TURKS VICTORIOUS! Thirteen Jiussian Vessds Captured Further Decline in Breadstuff*. NEW YORK, May 19. Europa arrived at noon. The bombardment of Odessa is fully confirmed. The battery is all destroy ed. Thirteen Russian veeseto laden with amuniiion raptured. The combined fleets had left Cor Se bastopol. SECOND DISPATCH. The combined fleets are reported lo have bombarded the ports at the mouth of the Danube. A Polish Legion, to operate against the Czar, has been established ia Tur key. The Russma Heel is said to bate left Sebaslapol. The Austrian troops will eater Little Wallachia. France has called into active service on land und sea 80,000 men. The loss of the allies in the bombard ment of Odessa is only six. The Turks had captured Peta, the principal point of the Greek insurrec tion. The insurgents had 150 killed. The Russians were defeated in an en counter between Silistriaand Rasova. The Turks had also made a gallant at tack upon Silistria but wete compelled to retreat, owing to the oveipowering strength of the Russian force. It is reported that the American clip per ship Grape Shot had tumed priva teer and captured a Fiench merchant ship off Lands End. Ii is stated lhat Omar Pacha„ OS the 18th or 19:h of April, advanced with 179,000 men towards Dobrusdchs, and lhat a battle took place between Silist ria and Kasova. The fleets are closely blockading all the Russian ports. The following are the particulate of the capture by the Grape Shot. Some excitement was occasioned on Monday by the statement of a sailor presenting himself as the second mate of the French brig Bille De Marseilles, and who called on Lloyd's agent at St Ives, Cornwall, with a report that he had swam ashore from a Russian frigate which had captured his vessel. He sla ted that the capture took plsce 20 leagues from Cardiff that the frigate first hoist ed English and ihen French colors that the captain and crew of the brig first tried lo escape in a boat that they was fired into, and the captain and three of the crew kiiled. The frigate he report ed to have gone up the channel. The Admirality immediately seat two steamers in seach of the frigate. On the 5th the excitement was mate rially increased by the publication in the London Herald of tfco following para graph: "News has reached the Admiralty that the American clipper ship Grape Shot had captured a French merchant man off Lands Eud." The Grape Shot cleared from New York on March 22d with 1500 packa ges on board, professedly hard ware, sup posed lo be bound for Finland, and fail ing debarkation, then to the Mediterra nean. This will explaiu the story of the Russian frigate in the Channel. With the exception of ihe Pirous, all the ports of Greece are rigidly watched by the French and English ships of war. Pirates are swarming the Archipeligo. An English brig had drifted ashore on the Isle of Androt— there waa no one on board—the cabina were drenched with blood. On the 19th a fight eneued between the Turk* awl Montenegrins ot Mich ch*hick» LATEST. PARIS, Saturday. ffftpier is anchored four oadet from Stockholm. The ice it breaking np, and it wat ex pected Cronstadt will be opened by 22d AfttiL BREADSTUFPS. The consumptive demand for wheat and flour good, with a very large import. Indian corn arrives in excett and tells slowly. The decline in flour is called F* & V $1,50 PER ANNUM, IN ADVANCE. u ai. 'by ihe brokers' board 6d, and by Den- il*on dt Co. Is per bbl. ,* Wheat unchanged. '.'Hit Corn 2s lower—market fof all artielM closing steady. TB RESUSCITATE PERSOKS STRICK BY LIGHTNINA.-This it the sea son when deaths from this source occur and few, who do not look to the sum mary, know how many there are. In all cases where persons are struck down by lightning, u*e cold water upon the body for hours don't be discoursged if immediate sucres* is not attained, but persevere, and if, after .1 or 4 hours, ani mation is not restored, add sail to (he water and continue the showering, which it rendered colder by the salino admix ture. If possible, administer the douche on the head and along the spinal column. Persons who ha*e fallen senselett under a stroke of lightning, whe.i alone, have recovered in the rain and Mr. Memem, the weather sophist, relates a case where a victim was recalled to life by dashing cold water on him several hours apparent death.—[Albany Ail at, GOOD CHANCE OF GETTING MARRIKO. —Fanny Fern says she +is ready to jump at the first offe» of marriage, and presents her qualifications as follows: "I have very pretty black eyes and am very petite. I am sensitive at the "Mimota," spirited as an eagle, as un tamable as chain-lightning. 1 can tnako a pudding, or write a newspaper tquiiv or cut a capei and crowd more happi ness or misery into ten minute* than any Fanny that ever was christened." The N. Y. Mirror tayt that Fannjr has btren twice married, and only quite recently u.vmarried. So, any enterpri* sing bachelor who has a taste (or "Fere leaves," hert's u fine opening for hiou W* A deputution fram a neighboring State waiting upon Agesilaus, King of Sparta, expressed their astonishment lhat the city had no wails. "No walls,** said the King, "that ia your opinion now, but come and breakfast wilh ma to morrow, and I'll show yon the walls of Sparta." The next day, at the ap pointed lime, the deputation called on Agesilaus, who, taking them out, show ed them'" the Spartan militia drawn up in formidable array. "There," said he, "are the walls of Sparta each man ia a brick!'* -Hence ihe saying a "perfeet brick,"—now so current. SEEKING A NEW ROUTM.—The pro peller Dunkirk, says the Buffalo Ex press, which came in Mondsy evening' from Chicago, had a full cargo of beef, pork and lard from Burlington, Iowa, being the first shipment from lhat point by way ot the lakes. The producta of that region have heretofore sought a mar* ket by ihe Mississippi river to New Or leans. The Rock Island Railroad has opened a new channel for their produeta, aud we may expect largsshipAMHUillMk that section hereafter. PURGATORY v* MATRIMONY.—By the* way the "ghost of the departed" re minds me of Joe Kelly's ghost coming to his wife. "Molly," says he, in Puigalory at this present lime.*' "And what sort of a plaee ia it!** says she. "Faith, it is tort of a half-way house between you and hearem" eaya Joe, but I stand it mighty easy after leaving you." 17* Evenings at home are the nest delightful and ihe most valuable privile ges the business and working man can enjoy, if they are judiciously provided for. A frolic with the babies—a quiet chat with the wife—an agreeable look —nuts and apples, may ba all around a bright fire ia a cozy nam. On that "bill of fare" let the Whwur consider and rqpolve to "mend hie waya." RENTS IK Cmcaoo.—The editor of the Chicago TcthttM* now on a tour East, writes hone that rents are much higher in Chicago than in New York, Brooklyn or Philadelphia. According to his statement, a good house in those cities that will feoffor IIOO, would read ily coq^uodfromfflW toWQ&iii Chi- :p'\: "i *t' I: 4' 1 i D*MAND FOR CATTUI —ftSfiwtTftom Now York are seowrog ffljteatr aad In diaaa to bey up stoek l*Mj* lto» high pneee current at the aabapitt* High prices are being patf fcrfM beef cat tie $8 50 per hundred paajds net and* •4 25 live weight are amat rates at Chicago, and but few to be had at that. HTA man fell from the staging of the Prairie City, at Dubuque, on the I2ih inst., and was drowned. The mate hav ing had hold of the plank at the time, was charged of causing the man's death, but on examination before a magisUale waa acquitted. THE CZAR*S L6*A^I AN^FEOEL.— Nicholas has called his brother-in-law, Ihe K.ng of Prussia, "an Angel of' Peace." An angel— after the Russian1 view—has, of course, two wings, one of infantry and one of atliileiy.-^^on don Punch. OT Fresh salmon are to be obtained In the New York markets at themioot one dollar per pouod. «3TCapt. Thoe. L. Ringgold, of U. S. ordinance corps, died in Washing^ 1 ton, on Thursday. V**-